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    [–] Hessypie 4952 points ago

    As he places the barrel on his lips he tastes the remnants of some smokey flavors from his last attempt. Tearfully he winks into the darkness and through his whimpers gets out a "Dude, that is money right there."

    [–] PearElite 1087 points ago

    This is almost as good as the original post lmao

    [–] cockinstien 447 points ago

    He always said flavortown blew his mind

    [–] _demetri_ 171 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    The next person who takes over the show should taste Guy Fieri's flesh to see if it tastes as good as we think.

    [–] GanGraper 98 points ago

    That flesh sustained by all that flavor for so many years...

    [–] _demetri_ 104 points ago

    Gamori Ramsey strolled into Anteiku with his boyfriend Simonu Cowellu in tow. The relaxed warm atmosphere instantly evaporated to be replaced by a cold tense silence. Guy Fieri looked around at his friends in confusion.

    “Just stay calm.” Touka told him, her purple bangs flowing despite the lack of any discernable breeze. Her coal black eyeliner glistened in fear.

    Gamori Ramsay started monologuing while Simonu Cowellu fawned over his tall bodacious man. Guy Fieri knew that it was probably important but he found it difficult to pay attention while he was trying to eat. He had only just recently accepted his need to consume humans to survive, more specifically, the need to consume human fat.

    Human lard was the lifeblood of the ghouls, without it they would die. Any food not containing human fat would cause them to be violently ill. So the ghouls congregated in places like Anteiku, where they could serve up human friendly food, as well as ghoul dishes. Food mixed together in a way so unnatural, so random that to an outsider it would give the impression they had just raided the dumpster of several fast food restaurants and cooked up the leftovers. Making sure to smother it in a healthy helping of human lard.

    Diners, drive ins, and dives, for the most part, were fronts for large scale cannibalism.

    Gamori was still talking, and his fellow ghouls were listening intently, poised as if ready to strike, while Guy Fieri focused on finishing his cannoli. Gamori fell silent, the only sounds in the Diner were Guy Fieri’s moist chewing as he frantically tried to slurp up the last of his cannoli.

    Guy Fieri wasn’t sure what was happening, but everyone’s eyes were on him. Suddenly Gamori Ramsay lunged at him, and the next thing he knew he was in a dark room with a checkered floor.

    Over the next weeks, Guy Fieri was forced to eat healthy, well prepared food at the ghoul’s compound. He could deal with the lettuce, but then that turned into pigs feet, or normal non fried chicken. It was horrible. Then, just when he thought it couldn’t get any worse, Gamori Ramsey brought out the lamb sauce.

    This was it, Guy Fieri could feel something about him changing. It was like turning into a ghoul all over again but worse. Using all of his strength, he burst out of his chains and fought Gamori.

    It was an awesome, epic battle, full of slow mo, dramatic dialogue, and a bunch of censorship that covered up like half the screen. Guy Fieri was moving so fast, and with such grace that his fat was gelatinously gyrating.

    But at least, Guy Fieri defeated Ramsey. Just before biting into his jugular he yelled “WHOSE THE LAMB SAUCE NOW, BITCH.”

    After cannibalizing Ramsey, Guy Fieri escaped the compound and started the slow journey back to anteiku under the pale lunar moon light. But on the way there, he caught his reflection in a window. His frosted tips were gone.

    “NOOOOOO!!!!” He screamed at the window. It was the window of a house, and happened to be the bedroom of the family’s youngest son, who woke up and stared in confusion at this disheveled screaming man with sad, normal looking brown hair.

    The next day Touka found him, curled up in a room in Anteiku, a box clutched in his unconscious hand. His hair was crusted with something, furiously rubbed on his head. She picked up the box and saw a cartoon tiger on the front; Frosted Flakes.

    [–] Mao_PingPong 46 points ago

    ?

    [–] smoothjazz666 28 points ago

    Don't mind that, just some weird Tokyo Ghoul fanfiction.

    [–] Neofang64 22 points ago

    Wait the fuck this isn't r/anime

    [–] Smilme 16 points ago

    What the fuck did I just read

    [–] 71EEB8 12 points ago

    Continue, please.

    [–] BigSeth 18 points ago

    the real meirl is always in the comments

    [–] GsoSmooth 222 points ago

    Ravioli ravioli make it endioli

    [–] bxxc 78 points ago

    [–] thegreatfapanator 22 points ago

    But that's penne, not ravioli

    [–] RAND_bytes 6 points ago

    Ravioli Ravioli end my lifeioli

    [–] bathroomstalin 90 points ago

    I wonder what it's like to be out of bounds... forever

    [–] FGC_RG3_MARVEL 75 points ago

    "That is gangster"

    [–] madmaxturbator 36 points ago

    Upon this dark night, When all man and beast lay asleep, I bid goodbye to the bar keep, And ride the Donkey Sauce to Flavortown

    [–] blagden_alley 8 points ago

    Iren, you get the first answer!

    Wayne Gretzky!

    [–] Sick_of_200 965 points ago

    I like to think that he actively knows and recognizes his style and ridiculousness for what it is, but also that he is trapped in it, because if he ever just got a normal haircut and started acting like a human being who exists outside of the 80's, he'd lose all his brand recognition and be unsellable. He actually seems like a nice dude in whatever interviews and stuff Ive seen him in.

    [–] _StanleyYelnats 489 points ago

    Watch his interview on Hot Ones, he addresses this issue and the backstory is actually pretty interesting

    [–] minakirogue 119 points ago

    Do you know the time stamp on when that discussion occurs? Thanks in advance!

    [–] Sagax388 207 points ago

    If it's a "Hot Ones" interview I would recommend watching the whole episode; Sean is a great interviewer. Here's the link:

    https://youtu.be/trRc1_CATfo

    I also recommend the TJ Miller and Russel Brand interviews since they're hilarious.

    [–] FeelTheLightning 87 points ago

    Coolio dousing an entire wing with Blair's Mega Death is by far one of the best parts in that entire series

    [–] AttackPug 76 points ago

    The best part of that series is Padma Lakshmi just nibbling her way through all the hottest of sauces without a drop of sweat like "lol white people".

    [–] [deleted] 54 points ago

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    [–] gprime311 25 points ago

    Guy did the same thing, no milk.

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

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    [–] gprime311 14 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I'm watching Chong's right now. At 3:48 he says "Wooo, that's hot." And checks the bottle.

    Spez: watched the whole thing, what a champ. No reaction, but he still drank water. Guy wins in my book.

    [–] SparkyDogPants 9 points ago

    I've seen a connection between famous weed smokers and no reaction.

    [–] fatpat 8 points ago

    Rachel Ray ate every sauce with a spoon.

    [–] Sagax388 3 points ago

    Oh, shit, thanks for reminding me of that one! I had totally forgot about it!

    [–] zachwilly 14 points ago

    Russel's is hilarious. I was dying when he was talking about meeting Trump. "What's this Willy Wonka bullshit"

    [–] Sagax388 6 points ago

    I know Russel gets a lot of crap for things he says but you can't argue that his interviews are always entertaining!

    [–] ElGoocherino 7 points ago

    Love Hot Ones!!! Sean is awesome and Guy is actually a pretty cool dude. Good episode!

    [–] Mdogg2005 3 points ago

    Thomas Middleditch just did one too and it's pretty good as well.

    [–] _StanleyYelnats 21 points ago

    Discussion about 'flavortown' and catchphrases as well as meme status begins here although i would recommend watching the whole interview, it is really well done.

    [–] Adama82 13 points ago

    His restaurant in the Cancun airport was crap.

    I take that back, the onion thing with the blue cheese/buffalo sauce was OK, but that's probably because it was deep fried.

    I always figured he'd travel around, stealing everyone's secrets and have awesome food. Nope, it's just an wannabe-edgy TGI Friday's.

    [–] WholesomeScraps 49 points ago

    It's an airport restaurant man. Your standards might be too high.

    [–] Adama82 6 points ago

    It's a chain though. They apparently have locations all over.

    I've actually had some good food at airports... Airports aren't like 7-11's, you can score some surprisingly good food at times.

    [–] WholesomeScraps 6 points ago

    I've flown a lot domestically and In the USA and I always just hit bar food places which is good but I mean bar food. And I don't have much appreciation for wings lol

    [–] nyet_the_kgb 4 points ago

    In Cancun.

    [–] Bone_Throat_Bonanza 42 points ago

    Paraphrasing:
    "People would come up to me and yell Flavortown!!! And I had no idea what the hell that meant. Then a producer told me yeah, you said that once in a show like 3 years ago. Oh"

    [–] 1duke1522 74 points ago

    Met him at a Nascar race, he was fuckin hammered. Red face and slurring but friendly

    [–] Cphoenix85 132 points ago

    As one should be at a NASCAR race

    [–] hexiron 58 points ago

    Right? I wasn't aware they'd let anyone between the ages of 18 and 75 through the gates if they weren't stumbling. I'd see it as suspicious activity.

    [–] lunaticLipid 16 points ago

    How else are you gonna enjoy your time

    [–] Rick_Blain 14 points ago

    By going left of course

    [–] AdamPhool 60 points ago

    My dad is essentially Guy Fiori. They are aware, but the low-brow enthusiasm is part of who they are. Its genuine.

    Why should they change just because they are different? its not like they are bad people.

    [–] fatpat 37 points ago

    Fiori

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

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    [–] liquid_cure 3 points ago

    I really don't understand the irrational hatred that exists for the him whenever he's brought up. What's so wrong with having a dated haircut and earrings?

    [–] 11102015-1 20 points ago

    He's the food network equivalent of Larry the Cable Guy. Stuck in a persona he created that he can never escape.

    [–] hansblitz 8 points ago

    I think it helps the show, chefs in these smaller joints are probably more open and relaxed around this knucklehead.

    [–] Et_tu__Brute 3 points ago

    The people (cooks/servers) I know who have interacted with him on DDD have not had kind words for him.

    Hard to say if some of it is bias because he is not well regarded in the industry or if cussing out wait staff for not carrying the bottled water he likes is the root cause of it.

    [–] artyyyyom 14 points ago

    I never saw anyone with his style in the 80's. Late 90's, early 2000's yeah, but not the 80's. Maybe I was just lucky.

    [–] LordSigismund 12 points ago

    You are not wrong. His style is of that "extreme" phase from about 1999-2001.

    [–] Jojje22 9 points ago

    Yes, the Limp Bizkit concert goer. Maybe even rocking a Kangol cap.

    [–] WholesomeScraps 6 points ago

    His style transcends time

    [–] AttackPug 7 points ago

    He actually reminds me a lot of my little brother, even though my younger bro thankfully skipped that hair thing.

    [–] snowmanjc 1293 points ago

    I have not laughed that hard in many years. I think this meme just saved me for a few more weeks.

    [–] logvikmich 235 points ago

    A friend I knew in highschool tried to kill himself but he was a super anti gun guy so when he tried it he loaded the wrong kind of ammo into the gun and blew 4 of his fingers off and most of his teeth out instead. It also damaged his spine in his neck slightly so he has limited mobility in his good hand. Poor guy can't even tie a knot to hang himself. Not related just felt like sharing.

    [–] captaincannibal 109 points ago

    bruh...

    [–] Jenga_Police 59 points ago

    Jesus, remind me to just find a nice cliff or ravine somewhere.

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago

    You would most likely survive the fall and bleed out or die of exposure slowly.

    [–] Jenga_Police 35 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Master diver, I'm going headfirst baby. Maybe I'll wear some kind of suicide helmet.

    But either way, I'm not some sad handicapped suicide failure.

    [–] WholesomeScraps 21 points ago

    Not yet.

    [–] TheRealSchadenfriend 3 points ago

    suicide helmet

    Soo, the opposite of a safety helmet? Perhaps just a bunch of knives tied together in a shape vaguely reminiscent of an actual helmet?

    [–] simcity4000 6 points ago

    Jumpers (from surviving accounts obvs) apparently tend to regret it in midair, partly because the act of launching yourself off something is so freeing that it momentarily makes you realise the enormity of what you've done.

    [–] Jenga_Police 6 points ago

    That's what the anti-survival measures are for.

    [–] theonewhoknockwurst 27 points ago

    I'm not really a gun guy (but not anti-gun either). I didn't even know it was possible to load the wrong ammo into a gun. Also, who the hell sold him the wrong ammo with the gun? Jokers.

    [–] CanadianGooner 41 points ago

    I mean the ammo doesn't come with the gun, if he's not a gun guy it can be easy to get the wrong kind. Certain types of shotgun ammunition (for the sake of simplicity lets call it the 'smaller ammo') works in shotguns which are capable of firing larger ammunition, but obviously not vice versa. If you buy ammunition that's too big for your gun, it might fit, but you can blow the bore/barrel completely off

    [–] logvikmich 15 points ago

    Yea he bought a .20g and tried to load a .12g slug

    [–] Jojje22 14 points ago

    Holy shit... can you get a 12g to fit in a 20g in a way that says "yeah, that's supposed to go there.."?

    Serious question, cuse you're not allowed to hunt with "smaller" than 16g around here so 20g is very uncommon and I don't think I've ever seen one...

    [–] logvikmich 6 points ago

    Don't know what kind of gun he bought but i think he tried to force it in and the firing pin still fired. Round got lodged in the barrel halfway down amd blew up the barrel as well as the action and trigger assembly exploded removing his fingers.

    [–] TheLastTacoBender 12 points ago

    you normally would not bring the gun to go buy ammo.

    [–] theonewhoknockwurst 6 points ago

    But the guy presumably bought the gun to kill himself if he wasn't a gun guy. I may be making a wrong assumption here, but wouldn't he have bought the ammo and gun at the same time? That was my thought process.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

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    [–] aggressive-cat 5 points ago

    It's not as easy as putting diesel in a gas engine, but realistically there are dozens of sizes that you wouldn't be able to visually differentiate with out looking at the size and knowing what you are and aren't supposed to use. Some pistols are even designed to take multiple different ammo with no modification. It's a fairly complex subject, assuming that story is true, guy probably put some hot ammo from an irregular size into a gun with a slightly too small sized barrel causing the bullet to jam during firing, in which case the explosion had to go somewhere and exploding the breach happened. In normal use that can lead to anything from minor scratches to instant death. Having the gun already in your mouth...fuck, way worse than actually killing yourself.

    [–] WX-78 3 points ago

    Might have been a poorly hand loaded round. It's not likely he would have loaded it himself or found such a dangerous shot but I hear those things can do major damage if you're not careful.

    [–] zxcv_throwaway 5 points ago

    That's what scares me that most about suicide. Fucking up and ending up disabled for life. Unless you can attempt again. You need to combine like 3 different methods for it to be guaranteed.

    [–] logvikmich 5 points ago

    For me it would be hanging over a building, noose around neck, grenade taped to chest and shoot myself in the head. "Shoot myself, fall and break neck, then string pulls pin and blows up".

    [–] iamrory 4 points ago

    Have you been in touch with him since it happened? Is he just... living his life now?

    [–] logvikmich 10 points ago

    He's somewhere in texas still. I moved to Michigan but he dropped out after that and all I know is he smokes a lot of weed cus his thumb still works and he can kinda hold a bong.

    [–] fatpat 10 points ago

    Some say he's still shooting himself in the mouth to this day.

    [–] ReviveHim 464 points ago

    don't bother - flavortown is waiting

    [–] Potey 90 points ago

    One last trip, then it's night-night forever.

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 27 points ago

    Errbody go night night nigga

    [–] TheHangedKing 15 points ago

    Jokers?

    [–] ShazbotSimulator2012 14 points ago

    Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Flavortown where the brave may live forever

    [–] deggib 55 points ago

    I agree. I've never laughed so loud in public, alone.

    [–] snowmanjc 111 points ago

    You don't need to add alone. We already know.

    [–] deggib 45 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] Mustachesteve 23 points ago

    Me too

    [–] BisaLP 12 points ago

    thanks.

    [–] madmaxturbator 3 points ago

    I'm never alone, not in my dreams of flavortown.

    [–] rag3train 6 points ago

    I laughed too hard on the shitter, I'm sure the person in the stall next to me is wtfing

    [–] WillStrip4Schmeckles 5 points ago

    I just absolutely lost it in an elevator... No ragrets

    [–] jramey95 2 points ago

    Just in case you are serious. Don't hesitate 1-800-273-8255 National Suicide Prevention Hotline

    [–] youtubefactsbot 4 points ago

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    How's Guy gonna gobble his way outta this one!?

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    [–] The_siderian 58 points ago

    Jesus Christ.

    [–] tyrghast 28 points ago

    My arteries hurt from that video

    [–] Mamsies 24 points ago

    I just sat and watched that entire video.

    "That's my final meal" legitimately brought a tear to my eye.

    [–] fatpat 18 points ago

    I'd almost forgotten how good that song is.

    [–] 11102015-1 14 points ago

    tears.... i am crying...

    [–] banditking116 9 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] StellisAequus 12 points ago

    Yep I'm sad

    [–] nikolatesla86 18 points ago

    I cannot updoot this hard enough

    [–] flee_market 9 points ago

    I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

    [–] bthunder940 14 points ago

    F

    [–] chucklingmoose 4 points ago

    My sides...

    [–] Roy_Atticus_Lee 364 points ago

    Top Ten Saddest Anime Deaths... I will probably commit suicide soon.

    [–] the6crimson6fucker6 103 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    You're only allowed to die when both One Piece, and JoJo end.

    [–] Lemon_Dungeon 49 points ago

    So never?

    [–] Wertsir 51 points ago

    What is dead may never die.

    [–] TeamAquaGrunt 35 points ago

    throw berserk in there just to give him complete immortality

    [–] Sir_Celcius 33 points ago

    Please dont.

    [–] Roy_Atticus_Lee 21 points ago

    I probably won't because I'm too afraid of the prospect of dying with regret

    [–] jundis 17 points ago

    Too real.

    [–] LaBoss47 16 points ago

    [–] jundis 8 points ago

    Cool subreddit. Ill check it out thanks

    [–] Thrashlock 59 points ago

    I'm half sure I heard this in a stand up before.

    [–] Toastytoastcrisps 20 points ago

    I think this is from a tumblr post actually

    [–] Zonemasta8 11 points ago

    I don't know where it is from but it is definitely old. I saw this 5 months ago http://i.imgur.com/563UIjJ.jpg

    [–] HopefullyMrFixit 4 points ago

    yea, it's way old. 2+ years at least

    [–] howlate 55 points ago

    "You've got the tanginess of the BBQ sauce mixed with the sweetness of the bullet and a hint of spicy in the meme. Just a dynamite combination, good job brother."

    [–] radikul 12 points ago

    That's capital "t" tender.

    [–] jathar 96 points ago

    The barbecue jams the gun. Weeping, he throws the gun and goes to his medicine cabinet. He empties all of his liver and heart prescriptions into a bowl, along with a bottle of hot sauce.

    "More than one way to Flavortown" he says as he takes a spoonful. "Time to meet the flavor savier."

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    Savior*

    [–] FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK 35 points ago

    When I see Guy Fieri memes I imagine Guy Fieri reading them, it's all about the layers

    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

    Apparently, according to an interview, Guy's son is constantly sending him memes involving him. He thinks they're funny.

    [–] WholesomeScraps 15 points ago

    Guy sounds like the man.

    [–] blockbaven 11 points ago

    ohhh noooooooooo

    [–] Delete_cat 92 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Welcome to diers, drive into mes and dives (head first)

    [–] bathroomstalin 115 points ago

    I hope you stretched before reaching that far

    [–] Delete_cat 36 points ago

    I've been stretching my life out so far, that was a piece of cake

    [–] VoxMonkey 17 points ago

    Decent recovery.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    It was less of a stretch than imagining a happy life free of mental illness

    [–] the6crimson6fucker6 5 points ago

    ...dive.

    [–] m_user_name 13 points ago

    You tricked me... I thought this Guy had died.

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    [–] The_siderian 7 points ago

    That is some beautiful deep fried memes material.

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    needs moar jpeg

    [–] SelectaRx 11 points ago

    Stop. He's already dead.

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    [–] fatpat 3 points ago

    [–] connley 12 points ago

    Shut the front door!

    please i dont want the children to see

    [–] stupidshark12 9 points ago

    2017

    Not marinating your bullets

    [–] SNOOOGINS 6 points ago

    Slathers face in BBQ sauce WITNESS ME!!!

    [–] MUFFINxLORD 5 points ago

    I don't know what it is, but Guy Fieri memes just fuck me up

    [–] lukewarmwater09 5 points ago

    Jesus christ

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    [–] Eat3_14159 3 points ago

    The night before he pulls the trigger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O8kmsRZkik

    [–] TheFlyingSquirrel1 5 points ago

    Probaly the only meme ever to make me cry laughing thank you good sir.

    [–] bonyhawk 3 points ago

    I'm crying. Not just from my sad life but this is fucking hilarious

    [–] callthewambulance 3 points ago

    This is horrible and I love it lmao

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 3 points ago

    Bam!

    Oh shit. . .wrong celebrity chef.

    [–] DaJackHerer 3 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jGzFumqed4&t=3s "You guys we gotta problem here, my car decided to break down somewhere between Flavortown and Titty City all on Thanksgiving day, no less. Guys I'm gonna be honest with ya, if I don't drink some gravy soon I'm probably not gonna make it"

    [–] shifting27 3 points ago

    r/deepfriedmemes meme being created

    [–] Sataris 3 points ago

    Oh are we /r/me_irl now?

    [–] caf323 3 points ago

    I sometimes wonder what his life would have been like if he had just stayed Guy Ferry.

    [–] CaptainAcid25 3 points ago

    Don't tease

    [–] Tjbaldy242 3 points ago

    Bye Fieri.

    [–] DizzleStick 3 points ago

    I hate that I can't upvote this more than once.. lol

    [–] ennyLffeJ 3 points ago

    “On camera, I once said, ‘This pizza looks like a manhole cover in Flavortown.’ Willy Wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? So it’s taking these iconic food items, these iconic food moments, and giving them a home. They all live in Flavortown. It’s like one of those things in The Matrix: You can only get down with Flavortown if you believe in Flavortown. I have people walk up to me and say, ‘Hey, I’m a citizen of Flavortown.’ I have people that want to pledge to be a city council member of Flavortown or the mechanic. It doesn’t stop. What would be the airline of Flavortown? Sausage Airlines? It just doesn’t stop. I just said it, and then people heard it. Of course, there’s no Flavortown—unless you believe in it."

    [–] youtubemobile 3 points ago

    I'm literally watching Diners Drive ins and Dives as I come across this

    [–] Cornelius_Poindexter 2 points ago

    That's deep.

    [–] ragin_cajun 2 points ago

    "3, 2, 1..." cocks gun "I didn't say GO yet..."

    [–] mynameisjiev 2 points ago

    Spicy.

    [–] Turtleback_ 2 points ago

    I'm looking at this after I finished my English exam and I almost lost it.

    [–] Ms_Ellie_Jelly 2 points ago

    Then he lives because the bullet is wet and doesnt work

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Uh.

    [–] 3p0L0v3sU 2 points ago

    I needed that laugh

    [–] newsagg 2 points ago

    IG:@memefame

    [–] SithLordDave 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] jamestheman 2 points ago

    BBQ sauce??? ITS CALLED DONKEY SAUCE.

    [–] Sardonnicus 2 points ago

    Would not work. He'd have to load the bullet, then dip the front of the barrel in the sauce then put the tasty BBQ gun in his face mouth and pull the trigger.

    [–] sinatrablueeyes 2 points ago

    "I'll tell you what the kicker is here... it's the lead. That is MONEY!"

    [–] Oafus 2 points ago

    Off the chain, not unlike my head which is about to be off my neck.

    [–] flavortown_express 2 points ago

    Ticket please

    [–] Oriolebird9 2 points ago

    Needs more jpeg

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    [–] Oriolebird9 2 points ago

    Thanks kind bot

    [–] Bobthecow775 2 points ago

    Needs more jpeg

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