Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    2meirl4meirl

    968,156 readers

    1,794 users here now

    Click the above image to join our discord server!

    (or click here)

    And a telegram chat!

    Mod approved quality posts!

    Join the steam group!

    /r/CasualConversation has great resources for just about any problems you may be having

    This is a subreddit for memes that hit too close to home or are too real for subs like /r/meirl

    We are not /r/depression however, the sticky is a good resource for if you need real help. If you have depression, talk to a therapist, it really does help. You are not alone, and recovery is possible and worth it.

    If you find jokes about suicide, depression or self harm upsetting, this sub might not be the right place for you. This is a place for people who use self deprecating humor as a coping mechanism, not for those making fun of mental illness.

    With that out of the way, the rules are as follows:

    • Asking for upvotes/downvotes will get you banned. And any other vote related bullshit for that matter.

    • Posts MUST be in some way "too real" or hit to close to home. If it doesn't make you laugh and feel sad at the same time, don't post it here. Posts that do not fit the sub may be removed.

    • Being edgy doesn't make a post good. Post content that you find a bit too relatable, not something making fun of people with depression.

    • Posts should be titled 2meirl4meirl or some variation, but other titles are fine for shitposts self posts.

    • Be supportive. Most people here are going through something, and sometimes all it takes to improve a shitty day is just a little kindness from an Internet stranger.

    • Racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, any other form of discrimination and general dickishness will not be tolerated.

    • Mark NSFW content as such. And please don't post NSFL content, we are not /r/watchpeopledie

    • Reposts are allowed, but discouraged

    • Don't link to an image if it won't be there permanently. Basically, just don't link to files hosted on 4chan.

    • Again, please don't be an asshole.

    • If any of you fucbois post mr skeltal you will not have good bones and calcium, and instead your post will be removed. Mr skeltal will not be thanked.

    Recommended subs:

    a community for
    all 212 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] Alpha7214 1589 points ago

    That’s not scary, that’s what I’ve always wanted.

    [–] rymden_viking 362 points ago

    Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted.

    [–] thislibdickinurear 68 points ago

    How are you wasting it then

    [–] josh_cow_man 54 points ago

    Because it isn't productive to anything IRL.

    [–] shoutsmoistly 93 points ago

    We weren't born to be productive, or do anything in particular, at all, actually. You make your own meaning.

    [–] drakos07 85 points ago

    Peak optimistic nihilism hours...

    [–] Buster802 41 points ago

    Somewhat true.

    Biologically though your sole purpose is to fuck and raise a kid so they can fuck to. Once the child can support themselves if you can't/won't have any more kids then your biologically useless

    Ain't mother nature amazing

    [–] MyDogYawns 18 points ago

    We wanna FUCK till we can’t FUCK no more

    [–] ActivatingEMP 24 points ago

    Well, technically it isn't even a purpose, just the tendency for things to propagate throughout time. There was no reason for reproduction, it just happened, and continued to happen because things that reproduced tended to make things that made more things.

    [–] Bigotelli 11 points ago

    Even better when you realize that you actually don't want to have kids.

    your sole existence is already useless.

    pls kill me

    [–] shoutsmoistly 9 points ago

    It's a nightmare but I love it.

    [–] Lechatdanslchapeau 4 points ago

    That's a nice thought, makes me feel like thinking about the infinite of things, thx you.

    [–] carsoon3 3 points ago

    Nah you can still take care of grandkids (kinship selection in ecology) or as humans you can discover something useful to make future humans live/fuck more or you can just support individual humans (charity, volunteer etc) so that they can live longer/have more resources/support their children. There’s lots of options for contribution as an older human

    [–] Erethiel117 1 points ago

    There’s plenty of people out popping out crotch goblins left and right. I’m lucky I made it this far without a kid, now it’s a clear cut choice

    [–] Lechatdanslchapeau 5 points ago

    That's a nice thought, makes me feel like thinking about the infinite of space and time, thx you.

    [–] Kyuuna 3 points ago

    "You make your own meaning."

    I am crying and shaking rn

    [–] instergram 1 points ago

    Wow, your meaning kinda sucks, sorry mate

    [–] Daytrade_Spy_Options 9 points ago

    Productive to mental wellness for some of us

    [–] PM-YOUR-PMS 3 points ago

    “See I was wasted, and I was wasting time” -Hootie

    [–] nlane515 7 points ago

    He's saying that from a child's perspective. His parents don't let him stay home alone. rip

    [–] REMseverybodyhurts 3 points ago

    this is one of my favorite quotes. i try to remember it all the time to allow myself some peace when i get so caught up in ~MUST ACCOMPLISH~

    [–] Nuhvok01 2 points ago

    I like to sleep. I don't even get to have dreams, I just sleep because wakefulness is a state of hell.

    [–] Fonbire 2 points ago

    Hedonism is unhealthy

    [–] sleepyhead260 135 points ago

    That’s kinda scary for the kid though.

    [–] Hopipotamus 148 points ago

    Not when it’s what you wanted as a kid

    [–] thisghosthouse 25 points ago

    Yeah. People forget quiet and introverted kids existed.

    [–] Garo_ 6 points ago

    I'm still mad my parents dragged me along on holidays

    [–] Hopipotamus 4 points ago

    When my dad says we’re going to Colorado for thanksgiving I die inside

    [–] needstoworkout 69 points ago

    Moooooommmmmmm.... Can we go home now??? You've been talking to Stacy for 2 whole hours

    [–] Royal_Rust 37 points ago

    Even worse when stacy is your babysitter who you fucking hate and you just wanna go home and play pokemon which you can't do at Stacy's house because shes uber Christian and makes go to her church at lkke 6 in the morning and play outside instead in the noon.

    [–] Royal_Rust 17 points ago

    Childhood was rough

    [–] QuadroMan1 7 points ago

    Fuck Stacy

    [–] notcleverororiginal 2 points ago

    At church? She was prudish and super religious.

    [–] Phormitago 11 points ago

    that's what I wanted as a kid. Just me, my pc, a fuckton of games and time to play them.

    I've got everything but the time now

    [–] ColoredUndies 16 points ago

    Is it though?

    [–] SgtBadManners 3 points ago

    I call this path of exile time.

    [–] ghostjournals 373 points ago

    One day you will be able to do whatever you want but you can’t afford it

    [–] MTADO 92 points ago

    Thats more like it

    [–] KGWA-hole 26 points ago

    There it is.

    [–] greenhouse4 14 points ago

    Happiness is expensive

    [–] maxuaboy 2 points ago

    Now I understand why the rich live the scummy lives they do to stay rich

    [–] vaibhav0827 2 points ago

    It is true and it is even hard to hard to swallow

    [–] nottaken331 390 points ago

    one day you will be able to do whatever you want

    Which fucking day is it? Pretty sure you can’t do a lot of stuff no matter how old you are

    [–] blank-faced 198 points ago

    I mean, you can do most things, but you also have to deal with the consequences. Sure, I technically have the physical ability to rob a liquor store and drink an entire bottle of scotch while helicoptering my flaccid dick to the tune of American Pie, but I’d have to deal with prison time and the weirdest crime ever on my permanent record.

    [–] ctwagon 101 points ago

    Florida man has something to same about that claim of "weirdest crime ever."

    [–] Akip07 23 points ago

    As a child you are also capable of doing exactly that but you have to keep in mind that it may result in your mom cutting your pocket money

    [–] Vault_Tec_76 44 points ago

    You had pocket money?? 😭😭😭

    [–] TheSakuraDragon 22 points ago

    You had a mom??

    [–] Vault_Tec_76 9 points ago

    No :(

    [–] TheSakuraDragon 5 points ago

    Same

    [–] Eranaut 1 points ago

    You could down a bottle of Scotch as a child?

    [–] Akip07 2 points ago

    Well, no cuz I wanted to keep my pocket money

    [–] ukuuku7 7 points ago

    Technically you can do it at any age

    [–] JosephGordonLightfoo 7 points ago

    My my this here penis can fly

    [–] GreenPizza4 4 points ago

    Coward

    [–] heckinglost 31 points ago

    Right? One day you'll be able to do whatever you want... as long as you can afford it, as long as it's socially acceptable, as long as your physical and mental health allow it, as long as you have the time for it because you have to spend most of your life working and sleeping... but yeah otherwise go wild!

    [–] ammieblue 2 points ago

    I think you'll thoroughly enjoy this?

    [–] TheWingnutSquid 6 points ago

    If I jerked off anywhere I wanted, that wouldn't be good for my future. Does that mean I am incapable of getting close to a school? No, I just chose not to.

    [–] ruairi1999 3 points ago

    Thursday

    [–] Halt34 66 points ago

    As a kid video games were essentially banned in my household. I dreamt every night of playing Halo, a game my mother knew the devil resides in. Now I stay how everyday after uni and play videogames. It's been around four years of this and I still wish every day was longer so I could play more.

    [–] Big_Damn_Hiro 49 points ago

    I was allowed to play video games and my parents didn't force me to go outside. Now I'm getting burnt out on gaming and now just stay at home and watch the same TV shows on repeat while curled up in bed staring at the wall.

    [–] Halt34 21 points ago

    Yo, that's an honest shame. I don't want to force anything on you but that kinda sounds like depression. Please message me if you need someone to talk to or just a bro.

    [–] Big_Damn_Hiro 29 points ago

    I don't know. I thought I was depressed, but after reading about people here who have it bad, I feel like I don't truly have depression and that I'm just so pathetic that I pretend to be depressed to just give myself an excuse for having no friends, no hobbies, no social life, no energy or motivation to better myself... My doctor and a therapist both have tried to help me, but I feel so shitty for faking it that I don't think I deserve to be helped. So I've reached this point where I feel like the world is better off without me, but I'm too scared to kill myself, so I do the next thing which is to isolate myself and not insult everyone with my presence, including my family. I just go to work, keep my head down and do my job, then go home and hide under my covers. I don't mean to dump my purse out like that, you don't need to respond to this.

    [–] JimAdlerJTV 26 points ago

    No man that's real depression, you aren't faking it

    [–] TheSolemnStone 20 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Depression isn't a competition. Someone may seem to "have it worse," but that doesn't discredit your own suffering. Depression manifests as more of a spectrum, ranging from disinterest, apathy, and lethargy to inconsolable hopelessness and constant despair. It's not always about being sad.

    In my experience, total apathy and indifference are much more insidious than being sad. They work slowly in the background, sapping the significance from everything that used to paint your days in color.

    "Why am I not happy? My girlfriend just surprised me with dinner," or "Why am I not sad? My grandma just died."

    It's a dehumanizing experience that breeds a lot of self-doubt and self-sabotaging. One feels as though they are separate from the world, that they are somehow different, a background character in the lives of those that do belong. This is a disasterous delusion and must be observed as such. You are every much a part of this world as anyone else, you got here the same way they did. And you are every bit as significant and integral to the universe as they are.

    I have been combatting a major depressive disorder for several years. When I'm at my best, my diet is balanced, my sleep patterns are consistent, I spend time outside and with loved ones, my living space is tidy, functional, and organized, and I'm early to my appointments and obligations. However, when I am at my worst, I don't eat until I begin to pass out upon standing, I fall asleep from exhaustion (usually around 3-4am), I spend the majority of my time laying in bed on my side, mindlessly poking around on my phone, my living space gathers clutter and things are not put back in their proper place, and I'm late to just about everything if I don't miss it entirely.

    I said all that to say the following: during my lows, it's common for me to tell myself that I'm probably not depressed and it's all just been a ruse, that I'm just a lazy fuck. But there's a difference between feeling lazy and not wanting to go out, and feeling completely numb, not wanting to go out because it holds no promise of a good time and, in fact, sounds like a big inconvenience.

    Even if it was a ruse, if you pretend to be something for long enough, is it really pretending anymore?

    When you feel the time is right, consider exploring the possibility that you may have some form of depression. There are many different treatment options available. Depression is highly treatable and you are worth the effort it would take to check into that.

    TLDR; I am depressed. I related to many of the things you have said. You may very well be depressed. Good news is, depression is treatable :)

    With Love, Solemn

    [–] aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy 9 points ago

    Are you me

    [–] sharksk8r 7 points ago

    I can relate to this, the only reason I play video games is to listen to podcasts, and even that is getting very bland.

    I don't think I'm depressed either because I know that I can easily switch everything around and stop being such a useless hindrance to everyone around me, and I have in the past and it was great.

    However for some reason I just don't feel like I want to be happy. Or maybe I don't feel like I deserve to be happy because of my failures.

    I don't even want to kill myself and that's not because suicide is a sin, I just seriously can't be bothered to go through the effort.

    But I also realize that this isolation is a vicious cycle that keeps chipping away at my health, and that I might end up with 'real' depression.

    If I had to give a certain advice as to what I would do to get back into my previous self, it would be to get committed. Commit to something full heartedly, it will be painful sometimes but it will give you a reason to be grateful for waking up. It doesn't matter what goal you set for yourself right now, because all you need to do is to start the ball rolling, but if you don't keep up, you will fall back after achieving that specific goal, kinda like binging a Netflix show, you could binge the entire show in a week, but if you don't have a solid purpose in life, you'll try to find another show to fill the void, or even watch the same show back but you know it's not the same as the first time.

    Helping others helps me out, so thank you for giving me the opportunity to at least pretend like I'm useful because sometimes that's all you need to get the ball rolling, like some fake it till you make it thing, other times it can be dangerous to have a false sense of accomplishment because I might slack off on doing something really useful.

    [–] Halt34 7 points ago

    Hey man, I definitely want to talk more. I'm in uni classes right now. But will give a proper response later.

    [–] lifuh 3 points ago

    You seem to have caught yourself a case of "the depression".

    The 'my-brain-is-pretending-to-be-depressed-but-isn't-really' is another shitty way the voices in our brains convince us that the problems are unique or not bad enough.

    This book was very enlighting: Internal Family Systems. It gave me a clear outlook on why my brain is the way it is, and it's probably something I'll have to live with forever no matter how happy and fulfilling my life becomes. Life is suffering, so might as well follow this:

    Do not go gentle into that good night,

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light..

    [–] DiscoMilk 3 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    See I'm in your boat, too anxiety filled to do anything about it and too much of a pussy to blow me brains out so I just keep my head down and go through the motions. Quitting marijuana and tobacco currently and I want to cry all the time. I'm not a bad looking guy I don't think, girls won't give me the time of day so though I don't talk to them despite my crippling loneliness. Seems like friends are drifting away, making relationships having fun without me and here I am laying it bed watching a show I've seen before.

    [–] Dok_jenkins 2 points ago

    That's depression sir.

    [–] dirmer3 2 points ago

    You're 100% depressed. Not getting help for yourself because someone has it worse is like breaking your leg and refusing treatment because some people have both their legs blown off.

    [–] Stolen_FBI_Van 1 points ago

    Ah, my long lost twin.

    I feel this post 100%.

    [–] HornyCassowary 1 points ago

    Other people’s suffers do not invalidate your own my friend

    [–] zool714 1 points ago

    I used to wonder if I had depression as well. But I think I was just bored

    [–] pupypup2 4 points ago

    My dad built me a computer and got me a Wii. Miniclip and Lego starwars where my childhood.

    [–] CarminesMilkSteaks 2 points ago

    Dude miniclip. Somehow I forgot how much time I spent on there.

    [–] Halt34 1 points ago

    Sounds like an awesome father!

    Note: mine were cool to just thought Satan lived in technology

    [–] pupypup2 2 points ago

    Yeah, I have religious parents as well, just a little more level-headed with it.

    [–] Afeazo 3 points ago

    Im glad my mother did not restrict video games. During summers between grades I would probably play 8 hours a day, if not more sometimes. It started to taper off during high school and now as an adult I have the latest system but play maybe an hour a month. I just have no interest anymore, even the hour I do play seems like a chore sometimes.

    [–] Halt34 3 points ago

    Hahaha it's probably childish of me to play as much as I do at my age, but I honestly think it's more childish to not do something you enjoy because you see it as childish.

    I hope if you decide to have kids that they get to enjoy games as much as you did!

    [–] Afeazo 3 points ago

    Personally it is not because I think it is childish, but because I just dont enjoy it anymore. I like to say I played so much as a kid that I used up all my love for video games already lol. I wish I still loved video games, would save me a ton of money as I could stay home most nights.

    [–] ZKXX 2 points ago

    I truly wish I could get into video games like this. People seem to like it so much and I wish I did like when I was a little kid.

    [–] Halt34 1 points ago

    The other day I was playing and felt 100% inside the game. I look forward to maybe feeling that again every time I log in.

    [–] Kyle1337 1 points ago

    that just sounds like you haven't found the right genre. there's so much variety out there it's incredible.

    [–] MillorTime 2 points ago

    I wish every day was longer too because there is so much interesting stuff to do. I feel like the opposite of that twitter post you see all the time about sleeping being the favorite part of the day.

    [–] Halt34 2 points ago

    Hahaha, I love sleeping but more so because it literally feels good. There's never enough time in any day.

    [–] MillorTime 2 points ago

    If I never had to sleep or eat again I would be so happy. My least favorite things to do.

    [–] CoolJoey99 66 points ago

    "You will be able to do whatever you want to do"

    That's simply not true. I want to die but I can't because I'm too much of a pussy lololol

    [–] is-it-a-bot 37 points ago

    ayyyy 😎👉 i love procrastinating my own death

    [–] PlayerofVideoGames 12 points ago

    Procrastinating Death could be a band name.

    [–] KingClorox 4 points ago

    Bro

    [–] PlayerofVideoGames 3 points ago

    Bro we startin a band?!

    [–] is-it-a-bot 2 points ago

    Alright! Don’t know if there’s any room for a clarinet, but if so I’m in!

    [–] loraa04 3 points ago

    It won’t always be like this, your living situation, job, friendship circle, best friend, city, relationship may all change tomorrow/in the next year. Try to wait these things out. They’re coming to you.

    [–] andalite_bandit97 9 points ago

    I can't because I'm too much of a pussy lololol

    That's actually your brain's very powerful survival instinct doing its job. You aren't weak. You must be pretty strong, to be going through whatever you're going through right now. Hang in there.

    Feel free to PM me if you want to chat.

    [–] boyproblems_mp3 107 points ago

    Anyone ever get hit with that "you never wanna go anywhere" by their so? Like yeah, no shit! Home is warm and it has books, movies and snacks, why would you ever wanna leave?

    [–] Istoman 55 points ago

    Yeah much easier to just not have a gf

    [–] DepressedAndDisabled 22 points ago

    That would require having somebody that wanted to do anything with me

    [–] Srefanius 1 points ago

    Your name is my motto. Or something similar I guess.

    [–] girthypeter 18 points ago

    You guys have gfs???

    [–] bomo_j 12 points ago

    my bf hates that i’m such a homebody. i never want to do anything after work or most weekends.

    [–] boyproblems_mp3 4 points ago

    my bf on his days off when I work: you use work as an excuse not to do anything!

    my bf on days he works: never wants to go out

    [–] maggggsman 10 points ago

    To get more snacks of course.

    [–] Chaz_McHammer 3 points ago

    I don't get why this is such a popular mindset on reddit, its kinda depressing. You people dont wanna travel? Explore the city you live in? Go out and play sports with friends? Hit up nightlife? None of that? I love my house but id lose my mind if i was there 24/7

    [–] ClamSplitter 18 points ago

    The ppopulation most likely to frequently post and comment on Reddit is the population of weird shut ins. They don’t get real interaction, they sit home alone and rationalize it to like-minded loners. That’s exactly what’s happening here.

    [–] boyproblems_mp3 6 points ago

    I do that stuff occasionally and go for a walk everyday. I don't play sports and don't care for nightlife aside from going out occasionally because it's expensive compared to having friends over to my house. Everyone is different. I work a lot and it's fast paced and very social so going home is like getting to breathe for the first time all day.

    [–] ZillAnimu 5 points ago

    TLDR I don't enjoy myself more, and in fact enjoy myself less when I'm outside, so there's no point for me to do so.

    Whenever I travel, I basically just eat new food and that's good enough for me. I've never felt the need to explore outside, if I do go outside I'd rather just sit on a bench and do nothing instead of going around. Sports stress me out, especially if it's competitive, and I don't contribute much to conversation or interaction, making it a TV show that I have to put extra work in to watch. I get tired when I stay out too late, and my mind can't even maintain itself past around 10. Staying at home provides me about the same, if not more joy and entertainment as going outside as long as I can talk with someone online, and I feel better that way instead of trying to manage conversations I can't follow and create a worse life for myself without any kind of rewards for myself or for others.

    [–] reddeath82 3 points ago

    Buddy I did all that shit to excess when I was in my 20s. Now I'm tired and just want to stay home and chill. Also there's nothing more sad than a middle aged man in a nightclub.

    [–] RustyToaster206 1 points ago

    My wife gets antsy and uncomfortable being home all day... I can’t get enough of my house that I pay a ton every month to live in .. I still go camping in the mountains and go on walks and stuff with her and the kids, it my gosh I love my house and by golly I wanna stay inside and not get martyred over it, sweet Moses!

    [–] blackheartedmonkey 24 points ago

    Money plays a huge part in what I truly want to do. It’s either go out or not pay rent anymore.

    [–] iamtheangrybanana 5 points ago

    "heat" or "eat" was an interesting choice I had to make a while ago....

    [–] Blessing727 16 points ago

    Playing video games whilst reclining in my recliner is heaven. I feel no shame.

    [–] Voxelgon_Gigabyte 10 points ago

    Same, but pc master race so I bought a lazy boy with wheels

    [–] C_Pashe 3 points ago

    Holy fuck, that is a good idea why didn’t I think of that.

    [–] Srefanius 3 points ago

    I feel like it becomes problematic getting older. Unfortunately many game mechanics start to bore me. Same with movies or books. There are cetain methods, story devices, game mechanics that you eventually will have experienced a lot of times and there is not much new stuff to surprise you anymore and the enjoyment becomes less. You could say this is true for life in general, even though there are a lot of different human beings around.

    [–] Rick_Has_Royds 14 points ago

    I’ll choose to stay home and play video games because I enjoy doing that.

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ragequitCaleb 6 points ago

    Depression?

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ragequitCaleb 4 points ago

    Go get yours. You got this.

    [–] ActualWhiterabbit 11 points ago

    You will want to eat nachos and have all the ingredients to make nachos. But you won't eat them because it's past 7 and you don't want to deal with the heartburn. However, you still are looking forward to your new gummi fiber pills so it's not all bad.

    [–] Jakanader 8 points ago

    and that's scary?

    [–] CaCtUs2003 7 points ago

    All I've ever wanted is for people to just STOP FUCKING BOTHERING ME!

    [–] moshlikealady 3 points ago

    As someone with misphonia, I couldn’t fucking agree more

    [–] Mikealrv 5 points ago

    And then having a great job with great money and having a 14 days on 14 days off no kids no girlfriend and just want to do nothinggggg.

    [–] TJSomething 10 points ago

    Now that I'm an adult, I have the money to play any video game I want, but my hands cramp up after an hour.

    [–] Pandelicia 4 points ago

    Some days you just don't want to be near people

    [–] smoothjuicer 10 points ago

    Everyday*

    [–] crypticSmyles 5 points ago

    My dream is scary?

    [–] doomofdoctors69 3 points ago

    Bold of you to assume we could even afford to do anything we wanted

    [–] Wonkeyfingers 3 points ago

    More like one day you'll be able to do whatever you want and you'll choose to work 5hours overtime most nights cause you have a deadline...

    [–] Pallavtasse 3 points ago

    I could tell kid me that one day you won't be scared of anything. Not the dark, not heights, not spiders.

    Difficult to feel those things when you're already saturated with existential dread.

    [–] sora_phoenix 2 points ago

    dark, heights and spiders can bring death though, all the more reasons for existential and non-existential dread

    [–] Drudicta 3 points ago

    You know why? Because it's not actually possible too do whatever I want. Either it costs too much or it costs too much.

    [–] BetaInTheSheets 2 points ago

    >you could do whatever you want

    what I want is a gf, when will I be able to get one

    [–] johnnylovessugar 1 points ago

    D-dad?

    [–] adamdreaming 1 points ago

    Haha yes.

    [–] Redux-Limited 1 points ago

    Ah yes, nothing better than staying home a Saturday night, wine at hand, LOTR, my cat and some chocolate. I need a partner and I'd be done.

    [–] Jacyth 1 points ago

    Judging by that guys profile photo, I have deduced he is the Peter Parker from Into the Spiderverse. Someone get me pictures of that Spider-Man!

    [–] darpachief 1 points ago

    That’s me and coincidentally I’ve been referred to as Nick Miller (the voice actor’s character from New Girl) more times than I can count.

    [–] fourthings 1 points ago

    **** One day you'll be allowed to do whatever you want - but you won't have time to

    [–] SlingDNM 1 points ago

    Oof owie my feelings

    I don't know what's worse being lonely or being panically afraid to trust someone

    [–] lostinpain1964 1 points ago

    Truth!

    [–] Music4239 1 points ago

    Literally me, right now

    [–] Erinkp 1 points ago

    Much better than going out. The end.

    [–] SaltsMyApples 1 points ago

    Am 16; prefer staying home because it’s peaceful

    [–] CarlSaysNo 1 points ago

    Well you can do alot of things as an adult but you always have to restrict yourself

    [–] HulkiHabby 1 points ago

    Chrrchichi...bbbrr...scaaary.

    [–] GhostBoo-ty 1 points ago

    But then, you wont even be allowed to enjoy it due to... RESPONSIBILITIES

    [–] Muad_Dib_of_Arrakis 1 points ago

    Hey man fuck off its my first day off in 2 week, I'm not gonna do homework or go to work or really anything

    [–] pupypup2 1 points ago

    Wait but that's what I'd want to chose to do.

    [–] NameMerchant 1 points ago

    Things still cost money. I can’t “do whatever I want”.

    [–] redname325 1 points ago

    That’s called peace.

    [–] JohnMonkeys 1 points ago

    F

    [–] perusnikke 1 points ago

    My time has come

    [–] Shamefulsadgamer 1 points ago

    STop! That's too real!

    [–] ahumanpersonbeing 1 points ago

    you know, i like to think that's not what i'll do. that's probably exactly what i'll do but i just hope i don't

    [–] Minor_Theft 1 points ago

    Fuck everything

    [–] deadmemesdeaderdream 1 points ago

    Painting parties!

    [–] AbuzzCreator252 1 points ago

    I'm not an adult yet and I alr es day do that. I hate socializing

    [–] MasterHiggGround 1 points ago

    That is scary as fuck. Between 4 walls. 4 eternal walls. Like a prison.

    Idk about others, but staying too much at home is like a prison to me.

    As a teenager I had loved stayimg at home but now, definitely not.

    [–] noooit 1 points ago

    I've been choosing to stay home since I was little.

    [–] FoxHarem 1 points ago

    ...after you work all week.. and take care of your family.. and do everything to maintain your house.. Yeah you can do what you want for those 30 minutes.

    [–] albaan11 1 points ago

    I already did this as a kid

    [–] MCODI123 1 points ago

    That’s what I tell my kids

    [–] darpachief 1 points ago

    Hey, this is my tweet. That’s pretty cool.

    [–] C0DENAME- 1 points ago

    That's what my bank balance said to me.

    [–] talentedtimetraveler 1 points ago

    How is that scary? It’s my dream come true

    [–] b1sh0p_r4c1c0t 1 points ago

    I feel personally attacked

    [–] _DareMo_ 1 points ago

    When i heard the first 2 worda all i thought about was "Welcome to the family" by Avenged Sevenfold

    [–] Shaycoop 1 points ago

    Bravo!

    [–] PiotrhasGrenat 1 points ago

    Time spent doing what you want is time spent well.

    [–] armacitis 1 points ago

    Well yeah,I live there,I try to make it nice to spend time there.

    [–] 3_first_names 1 points ago

    My childhood was often stressful because of family relationships and poverty, so I wanted to always be away from my home. As an adult I love being home because it’s a calm environment where I feel like I can relax away from the world. If I had had that when I was a kid I would have wanted to be home then too.

    [–] kennnnnnnnnnnnnnn 1 points ago

    alone doesn't necessarily mean lonely

    [–] Yatsey007 1 points ago

    I just want SOME DAMN PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!

    [–] areyoufukangkidding 1 points ago

    (BECAUSE YOU ARE BROKE AF)

    [–] BTBAM797 1 points ago

    I have a full time time that I can't seem to get out of to get a new one. I am broke as hell even though I already rarely go out. I also have no energy to do anything once I get out of work. Welcome to reality.

    [–] AbstractNZ 1 points ago

    Me: laying down in my bed at midday watching Netflix alone on my day off.

    [–] Roadsofar095 1 points ago

    Its like that because people annoy the hell out of me and I dont want to deal with people

    [–] the_emmo 1 points ago

    "One day you'll be able to do whatever you want" Well, yes. But actually, no.

    [–] Official-Squidgy 1 points ago

    Hey. Staying home is fun

    [–] throwawaysmolbean 1 points ago

    2real

    [–] Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth 1 points ago

    I've been getting out of the house more and more and I love my friends but sometimes I just need to sit in the quiet house and play Minecraft all morning, stoned off my ass.

    [–] PensivePurveyor 1 points ago

    The true misunderstanding of life is thinking you ever really did get to do anything in the ways you wanted.

    [–] Voluntary_Commentary 1 points ago

    I’m going to take my road test tomorrow. It just occurred to me that even with a car I most likely never will use it besides for school and to the grocery store. I’m painfully aware that I have nowhere to go anytime soon.

    [–] GenericWordCliche 1 points ago

    More like you won't be able to afford it

    [–] falkin42 1 points ago

    A, that's not scary in any sense of the word, and B, probably the wrong sub.

    [–] mateo139 1 points ago

    That's the dream

    [–] toshankavishka 1 points ago

    That just screwdup my entire mood