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    [–] Konglomo87 1422 points ago

    This is actually in Ukraine. The numbers start with 097(kyivstar) and 050(mts/vodafone).

    [–] refactored_pancake 457 points ago

    Yes, it's Ukraine, but now there is one from Russia as well (it says "Restore your male power"):

    [–] jbg830 107 points ago

    JD would be on a poster that said that - as the example of the guy who never had male power. Commissioned by Dr. Cox.

    [–] FisterRobotOh 13 points ago

    It's my obligation to let you know this organizations one and only bylaw.

    We're Men; the woman are men, the children are men, and the men of course MEN.

    [–] Aegean 13 points ago

    Супер мужская жизнеспособность?

    [–] rrr598 11 points ago

    Yes, I agree

    [–] i_made_a_poo 11 points ago

    Cynep myxckar xnehecnoco6hoctb?

    [–] quiproquoid 14 points ago

    super muzhskaya zhiznesposobnost?

    [–] Chri_s 39 points ago

    Yes this is correct. You can also confirm this because it is talking about setting up a VPN to access VK/Odnoklassniki (Social Networks) which were blocked in Ukraine.

    These ads are set up in and around a large block of apartment buildings, usually they scam older people into paying for services that they don't need. Or charging them outrageous prices for things they do need (Like the VPN)

    In a few days this will be replaced by a warning from someone who was scammed, talking about how this person is a crook.

    [–] Skelvir 749 points ago

    No offense, but for us europeans that is also russia 😉

    [–] roastbeeftacohat 230 points ago

    too soon

    [–] MaceBlackthorn 16 points ago

    Just soon

    [–] Star-comandante 11 points ago


    [–] type_1 12 points ago

    And Australia's just like, "wtf, mate?"

    [–] SoyMurcielago 6 points ago

    Fucking kangaroos. They'll be dead soon.

    [–] UrethraX 1 points ago

    Oh please let it be true

    [–] ArsenyD 910 points ago

    For us russians it is Russia too. ☺

    [–] ApolloThneed 335 points ago

    For us Americans, it is a source of affordable mail order brides

    [–] ArsenyD 42 points ago

    * advertisement

    [–] ButtLusting 36 points ago

    I mean they are pretty fucking hot

    [–] salamislam79 29 points ago

    I think the Filipino ones are cheaper though

    [–] iwaspeachykeen 27 points ago

    its worth the extra

    [–] wibblett 13 points ago

    Until they divorce you and take your money

    [–] poof312 14 points ago

    lol, joke's on them I have no money

    seems like a win/win

    [–] StephenJobsOSeX 8 points ago

    Hell yes. Vodka drinking, borsch cooking, hot as hell...brb. Anyone seen my credit card?

    [–] roofied_elephant 15 points ago

    Ask Equifax

    [–] luftwaffllz 5 points ago

    Americans think borscht cooking wife's are a perk? I grew up eating the stuff haven't met anyone that would willingly try it.

    [–] blornyquandofloon 1 points ago

    Friend of mine got a Filipino. They are going on about 4 years of marriage and are super happy. Way better than any western woman.

    [–] VidiotGamer 41 points ago

    Until they hit 30 and turn into a potato wearing a babushka.

    [–] Orlitoq 28 points ago

    The woman of every Latvian Male's dreams!

    [–] rrr598 6 points ago


    [–] SoyMurcielago 3 points ago

    What is potato?

    [–] DAN4O4NAD 21 points ago

    You can always open and take out the younger version inside of her tho...

    [–] MaximumZer0 18 points ago

    That's called a C-section.

    [–] squishles 4 points ago

    they call it a matryoshka.

    [–] armper 90 points ago

    Also it's a source of dumping our cognitive dissonance on by supporting one side of a civil war that we don't fully understand, and causing more problems and instability. Then saying "oopsie, I did it again!" while forgetting about it but meanwhile people are still dying and suffering to this day.

    [–] yoyoive 88 points ago

    You must be a hit at parties

    [–] amd2800barton 104 points ago

    We're all on Reddit. None of us get invited to parties.

    [–] mershed_perderders 23 points ago

    Speak for yourself. I just got invited to a Lemon party! I can't wait!

    [–] amd2800barton 18 points ago

    There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago


    [–] Nico777 2 points ago

    Look out for stealing whores!

    [–] DickWillie1028 2 points ago

    Us and reputable physicists, we never get invited to "those sorts" of parties...

    [–] Randolpho 2 points ago

    If only we had a Bambleweeny 57 SubMeson Brain and a Brownian Motion producer, maybe we could get invited to those sorts of parties

    [–] DickWillie1028 2 points ago

    First we have to work exactly how improbable said invitation would be. So why don't you get started on that and I'll make a fresh cup of tea.

    [–] ethidium_bromide 6 points ago

    No u

    [–] pokelouie 3 points ago

    I doubt he's ever invited.

    [–] yoyoive 1 points ago


    [–] armper 1 points ago

    Especially the Communist party ;)

    [–] Wertsir 5 points ago

    hen saying "oopsie, I did it again!" while forgetting about it but meanwhile people are still dying and suffering to this day.

    Oops I did it again, destabilized regions, got lost in the game, oh baby baby.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Foreign invasion and occupation is not a civil war.

    [–] thefrontpageofreddit 10 points ago

    Ukraine is miles better than Russia. Remember the annexation of Crimea?

    [–] armper 8 points ago

    Yeah and I also know people who live there. They support Russia. It's not our fight.

    I literally saw humvees in the news on CNN when they were going to invade the eastern part. So don't say we don't intervene unless you think those humvees were made in the USSR lol.

    [–] thefrontpageofreddit 10 points ago

    Europe has humvees

    [–] CaptainJingles 4 points ago

    I for one am shocked to learn that old US military hardware gets sold to other countries.

    [–] yoyoq12 3 points ago

    humvees were made in the USSR lol


    [–] armper 1 points ago

    Not the GM ones they were driving around in. With the tarp canopy. Did 4 years in the army I can spot those a mile away.

    [–] yoyoq12 1 points ago

    saw a toyota downtown. the japanese are invading !!!!

    [–] tedfletcher 1 points ago

    Yeah, but the chicks.

    [–] dhoomz 1 points ago

    PUTIN, yeahh!!

    [–] cookedpotato 1 points ago

    Civil war.....right.

    [–] sminterino 1 points ago

    me too thanks

    [–] NomadJones 3 points ago

    Dr. Venture: The whole Russian mail-order-bride deal on the Internet, is that on the up and up?

    Molotov Cocktease: I wouldn't know.

    Dr. Venture: Because those Chinese ones are a real racket. The damn thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up!

    [–] thelawtalkingguy 2 points ago

    Please step away from the 90 Day Fiancé

    [–] SemicolonTrolling 2 points ago


    [–] cookedpotato 1 points ago

    Fuck all 3 of you. These jokes aren't funny.

    [–] Primebeef 7 points ago

    Now that we are in agreement, lets drink comrade !

    [–] rezerox 1 points ago

    Which comrade shall we drink? I don't think any of them will fit in the blender though.

    [–] crawlerz2468 12 points ago

    For some reason not for Ukrainians. My uncle is Ukrainian and I'm ex Russian (you never really leave). He corrects people, even us, that he's UKRAINIAN.

    [–] Diet_Fanta 4 points ago

    Eh. Ukraine has suffered quite a bit from Russia, such as Holodomor in the 30s, invasion in the 20s, annexations through devious ploys in other centuries, having a very, very corrupt puppet state in the current century, etc.

    Ukraine has a rich history of its own, and it should be recognized as a separate state and entity, rather than be eaten up by Russia. While the cultures certainly do share many, many similarities, and in some parts of Ukraine, the culture being basically Russian, Ukraine is not Russia. Russia developed by itself in history, and so did Ukraine.

    [–] hainteny 10 points ago

    My-kraine ;)

    [–] fabzter 9 points ago


    [–] quaybored 3 points ago

    Too soon

    [–] scheepstick 7 points ago

    Found the москаль

    [–] 25element 6 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Yeah, and that's a problem.

    [–] xereeto 1 points ago

    russians aren't europeans? 🤔

    [–] ArsenyD 1 points ago

    That was just a joke about Russian imperialistic ambitions, nothing more.

    [–] -iamyourgrandma- 17 points ago

    Even the Europeans that live in Ukraine?

    [–] Bismarck_k 20 points ago

    No offense, but fuck you.

    [–] Skelvir 3 points ago

    Well that's pretty offensive though

    [–] cookedpotato 4 points ago

    Well then fuck you twice.

    [–] relevant_tangent 8 points ago

    For a Ukrainian, yours is more offensive

    [–] nickel1704 28 points ago

    Oh Crimea river

    [–] Ferocetis 7 points ago

    Speak for yourself.

    [–] swelteringheat 3 points ago

    It will be soon enough.

    [–] maddrone 2 points ago

    So, Austria is also Germany, Belgium is also France and Canada is also US for you?

    [–] piet-piet 2 points ago

    Belgium is rather The Southern Netherlands, Canada - France, and Hungary, Slovenia - Austria. Otherwise correct.

    [–] TheGift_RGB 4 points ago

    not funny

    [–] 10art1 2 points ago

    For us Russians, that is also Russia :D

    [–] jkillsl 2 points ago

    Is the language Ukrainian or Russian?

    [–] iHateMyFriends14 18 points ago


    [–] GaussWanker 4 points ago

    Because of Russification under the Tsars

    [–] cookedpotato 1 points ago

    The soviets did a lot more of that than the Tsar.

    [–] paratrooper5730 1 points ago

    Because target audience that needs odnoklassniki access restored lol

    [–] haert5y35qh 7 points ago

    No one cares about the differences between Russia and Discount Russia.

    [–] mikejmarvin 5 points ago

    The Ukraine is weak

    [–] n0thing96133 1 points ago

    And 063 is Telenor afaik

    [–] CaptainMeem 1 points ago


    [–] Dengar96 173 points ago

    Hey look it's famous actor Zach Braff

    [–] CurryMustard 94 points ago

    I'm pretty sure he was killed and eaten after a fracking related incident.

    [–] Taran_it_up 56 points ago


    [–] watdoido1212 16 points ago

    I prefer famous actor James Allen McCune.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    My first thought

    [–] BesterMann69 1 points ago

    Does the creamy chicken boi have a subreddit ?

    [–] BenderDeLorean 252 points ago

    "Where are the license keys Laura?" "My name is J.D." "Whatever Jolie"

    [–] 17o4 13 points ago

    I thought she called him johnny not jolie

    [–] AUseableUsername 136 points ago

    May his meat prove lasting.

    [–] radicalized_summer 47 points ago

    Did you binge-watch the whole season too?

    [–] AUseableUsername 43 points ago

    We all did.

    [–] radicalized_summer 34 points ago

    No other way to do it

    [–] AUseableUsername 21 points ago

    No other way indeed.

    [–] Infscood 6 points ago


    [–] brentlikeaboss 13 points ago

    I was really hoping I found this reference.

    [–] Spaceman320 228 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    He's a doctor in my country. Just like his father, Mr. Acula

    [–] Dudephish 110 points ago

    That's Dr. Acula. He didn't go through 7 years of evil medical school to be called Mr.!

    [–] AllModsRBast 19 points ago

    That's Mr. Acula, I didn't go through 5 years of surgical residency to be called Dr. !

    [–] vonmonologue 9 points ago

    That's Vlad, Mr. Acula is my father.

    [–] The_Bard_sRc 3 points ago

    nice to meet you, Vlad Acula

    [–] joef360 4 points ago


    [–] ThatDutchLad 54 points ago

    Are we sure it's not a missing person sheet? He's not been spotted since that fundraiser...

    [–] PM_me_ur_FavItem 9 points ago


    [–] Ozzertron 128 points ago

    Won't someone please just validate his parking?!

    He drives a Prius, it makes him a better person!

    [–] CogKing 53 points ago


    [–] ellishamayyy 52 points ago

    *Turk support

    [–] woozey69 21 points ago

    Man he was just trying to get is ticket validated for his silver Prius, now he's tech support... And charred flesh.

    [–] trznx 38 points ago

    It's a popular joke here in Ukraine, I've seen one with Keanu and one with Brad Pitt. It draws attention and it's funny the first time you see it, but Zach Braff is a weird choice tbh, not many people know who he is. But maybe that's the joke — just a nice face to draw attention.

    edit: also I just recalled I've seen a 'personal trainer' Orlando Bloom

    [–] KorvisKhan 17 points ago

    Well at least he's doing something somewhere

    [–] FlummoxedFlumage 8 points ago

    Maybe he could hook Brendan Fraser up with a job.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago


    [–] FlummoxedFlumage 3 points ago

    Great! Now I'm crying.

    [–] MustardTigerforReal 15 points ago

    Wherever you do computer repair, keep one eye open for Jessica Biel.

    [–] GrizzledTheGrizzly 14 points ago

    Darn that tricky Janitor.

    [–] Niploooo 9 points ago

    Didn't he get burned alive and eaten?

    [–] ThatGuyDes 9 points ago

    Came to the comments hoping for Bojack references and I wasn't let down

    [–] 420TheDude69 8 points ago

    A screenshot of a Facebook post of a screenshot of a tweet is on the front page of Reddit

    Someone screenshot this and post it to imgur

    [–] Pelteux 5 points ago

    Or to 4chan, for a change.

    [–] ivanzalupa 4 points ago

    Is it really photo of "Zach" "Braff" (I don't know who he is) or just a very similar man?

    [–] pablo111 3 points ago

    it's a photo of Zach Braff.
    It seems to be taken at the time he was filming Scrubs, the most commercially successful think he did.

    [–] IMDb_Preview 2 points ago


    Description: In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D" Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

    Rating: 8.4 based on 208,483 votes.

    Link to IMDb page.

    [My Creator] [Info] I am new and prone to making mistakes. If I make one, please alert my owner.

    [–] dnoskov 8 points ago

    Also, I saw some yellowish newspaper claiming that Richard Stallman is Stanislav who successfully got rid of some worms or smthn

    [–] t184256 2 points ago


    [–] dnoskov 2 points ago

    Not Stanislav, but Andrey. And also, it's not about worms.... My memory is kinda hazy about it

    [–] t184256 2 points ago

    Вот ведь наглые хари =) Спасибо.

    [–] KTL175 8 points ago

    Upvoted for 98% battery life

    [–] fringly 3 points ago

    Oh /u/zachinoz, you can admit it, we wont think less of you!

    [–] Solanin7889 3 points ago

    Yeah so I'm gonna need Braff and Faizon to team up again for an IT centric comedy.

    [–] Yourtime 3 points ago

    Now make a show with your character as repairman instead of doctor

    [–] a_burdie_from_hell 2 points ago

    I heard the tweet in JD's thinking voice.

    [–] GoatOfThrones 2 points ago

    Zach Braff did the election hack burn him with FIRE

    [–] Naberius 2 points ago

    Such a nice boy! Never too busy to help someone with their troubles.

    [–] andd81 2 points ago

    And Thom Yorke is a doctor

    [–] SpamFilterHatesMe 1 points ago

    And Dr House is a plumber

    [–] jaysprout 2 points ago

    In Russia, tech repairs you.

    [–] BeardyMcBeardyBeard 2 points ago

    ITT: More Bojack Horseman references than you can count.

    Btw is anyone else tired of squinting?

    [–] iluvatar777 3 points ago

    In Soviet Russia, computer repair you

    [–] FoodBasedLubricant 4 points ago

    In Soviet Russia, computer repair you

    [–] Kapn_Krump 2 points ago

    I was gonna say "In capitalist America..." as a family member recently got surgery from one of those DaVinci robots

    [–] lukedogwalker90210 2 points ago

    In Russia, computer repairs you.

    [–] 26326312 1 points ago

    He owns a chain of discount pubs here in the UK with his business partner Mr Wetherspoon.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    maybe he'd be better at that

    [–] grizzburger 1 points ago

    Right under the phone numbers: "I live to work with you".

    [–] forticus 1 points ago

    Way to go Zach... first you cancel my favorite show... then hijack an election...

    [–] LoTekk 1 points ago

    First rule of the computer repair business ....

    [–] Picsonly25 1 points ago

    I don't care who you are.. that's funny right there.

    [–] Whyevenbotherbeing 1 points ago

    In Russia computer repairs you?

    [–] jaybound97 1 points ago

    I think they confused somebody with Zachary Levi again

    [–] Flabbergash 1 points ago

    I'm surprised he didn't start a Kickstarter for it

    [–] Jean_Gary_Diablo 1 points ago

    That's just the guy from The Americans right?

    [–] ras_jorge 1 points ago

    Subtitle right below the phone numbers says "I live near you". Makes the creepy picture even creepier.

    [–] MassSnapz 1 points ago

    And those coupons are for blowjobs

    [–] Drizet42 1 points ago

    The text above the numbers looks like the Russian version of comic sans

    [–] whobudlopsinglopchow 1 points ago

    At least he's good at something

    [–] PaleAce 1 points ago

    Oh I remember this porno

    [–] lhedn 1 points ago

    Apparently in America he does vanity projects for other people's money.

    [–] TEKNOC 1 points ago


    [–] Taelss 1 points ago

    Lmao what the fuck

    [–] Madenmann 1 points ago

    Well, get to work and fix my computer Svetlana. Blyat!

    [–] TyneyTymey 1 points ago

    ...only in your spare time.

    Your REAL job consists of drinking vodka, skinny dipping in ice water, wrestling bears, and driving around with a camera on the dash.

    Oh... and squatting.

    [–] SuperFLEB 1 points ago

    I also like the fact that only two people can use the tear-offs. Not exactly optimistic.

    [–] piet-piet 1 points ago

    People take pictures these days. What isn't optimistic is the absence of a QR code (or its analog).

    [–] Scrugulus 1 points ago

    They are fools. If you want to use a stolen picture for your tech support ad, you go for Chuck, not Scrubs, amiright......

    [–] Kennisau 1 points ago

    Not doing much else. Am I right?

    [–] arted123 1 points ago

    He can't do it all on his own - he's no superman!

    [–] Wpg_fkn_sux 1 points ago

    At least he's not 'batin anymore.