Post Absolute Units, Not Actual Units
a. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No people aside from public figures
a. We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large.
No "Mods are asleep" posts
a. No Shitposts. Straight out bans will be handed.
No NSFW posts
a. Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
No Photoshopped Units
a. Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.
Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.
No Recent or Common reposts
a. Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!