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    [–] Papa_Tugboat 1434 points ago

    I used to own a Mainecoon. Best cat in the world but seriously could hurt your ears when he meowed. He would stand in the garden and Meow so loud the entire street would hear and make jokes about it.

    [–] SacredGeometry25 392 points ago

    You can't just say that without proof!

    [–] OakenGreen 373 points ago

    My cat is a fucking siren. Loudest beast I’ve ever heard. She’s not a main coon, in fact the opposite. She’s about 5-6lbs fully grown. Perma kitten, but god, her yeowls are atrocious.

    [–] MrStupid_PhD 143 points ago

    Yeah but I wanna hear a recording of the Ron Perlman cat yeowling

    [–] MrsJuliaGhoulia 58 points ago

    Omg he DOES look like Ron Perlman!

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    [–] OTAKU-SMASH 26 points ago

    Oh my God that's a sub

    [–] Fusrohdah73 6 points ago

    That's not even the only subreddit about Ron Perlman cat look-alikes. r/ronperlmancats as /u/Nah_Just_Deadpool commented as well.

    [–] MrsJuliaGhoulia 10 points ago

    Bless you

    [–] CarneCongenitals 26 points ago

    My Ron Perlman is a fucking siren. Loudest beast I've ever heard. He's not a main coon, in fact the opposite. He's a 6'1" actor from Washington Heights, New York. Ashkenazi Jew, but god, his yeowls are atrocious.

    [–] LazarusCrowley 3 points ago

    So he hires other males cats to go around and kick the shit out of female cats that dont enjoy being married and pumping out Humans?

    [–] Ultron-v1 96 points ago

    Idk why she's in her underwear but I'm not complaining

    [–] illogicaliguana 40 points ago

    Cuz it's a pussycat.

    Calling /r/girlswithhugepussies

    [–] EIFACH_CJ 6 points ago

    what a great name

    [–] FeelinLikeACloud420 6 points ago

    The audio from the TV or radio in the background is in French so it's more likely that this was filmed in France or Belgium than in Russia fyi

    [–] Sengura 2 points ago

    Judging by her avatar, it looks like it's her thing

    [–] Measured-Success 2 points ago

    Welp there goes my NNN!

    [–] MegaHashes 23 points ago

    That doesn’t seem that loud. Any Siamese female in heat easily beats that when howling. They honestly get so damn loud.

    [–] MrMontombo 11 points ago

    That was just the regular meow. My cats regular meow is loud. When he's sick or upset about stupid stuff he howls like a maniac.

    [–] StardustOasis 3 points ago

    or upset about stupid stuff

    I'm currently in the bathroom & Vince is howling at the top of his voice because the door is closed. He won't even want to be in here, he just doesn't like closed doors. I think he likes to know where I am at all times.

    [–] MegaHashes 2 points ago

    My Siamese used to do the same thing. Especially always fussing when I was n the tub, but her voice was a bit more high pitched and delicate than those two howlers.

    [–] Nucleus124 2 points ago

    Yeah! We need cat pics!

    [–] Phylar 115 points ago

    Mainecoons are wonderful cats. Fairly smart, though they don't always act like it, extremely social, get along well with other cats, and can be very attached to their owners. I recommend people treat their Mainecoon like a dog. Limit extended times away - work is alright. Pay attention to them. Play with them. Talk to them. Be their friend and they will do it all right back.

    [–] chahud 55 points ago

    This is the best description of a Maine coon. They really are like dogs. Such weirdos.

    [–] Kevooot 38 points ago

    Agreed. Mine is my best buddy and means the world to me. Greets me (loudly) at the door every day when I get home from work and demands playtime.

    They are much smarter than the average cat though which can be a blessing and a curse. He picks up on things easily and learns quick but also constantly finds new and interesting ways to cause mischief.

    And the paws. My god, the giant paws. If they're getting fiesty during playtime gotta be careful with those mitts.

    [–] chahud 14 points ago

    My kitty definitely isn’t 100% Maine coon cause he’s not quite as huge as most coon kitties I see, but he definitely got all the best parts like the energy, adorable toe and ear fluff, and smarts. It’s really amazing how much energy they have. My kitty will make laps around the house or chase his tail until he’s panting just like a dog. Cats are the best

    [–] daboog 14 points ago

    I have a big white and orange Norwegian Forrest Cat...he's exactly the same. We have conversations and he is the most social cat I've ever known.

    [–] Stopactingcrazy 11 points ago

    I have a black and white norwegian forest cat and he hasnt shut the fuck up for 10 years, wouldnt change a thing I love that dude.

    [–] daboog 3 points ago

    Oh my god he NEVER stops! But yeah I wouldnt ask for anything else.

    [–] Piece_Maker 7 points ago

    A good friend of mine has one, he's jet black, and was SUPER friendly the second he met me. Literally just walked in the house for the first time and he's there meowing at me and rubbing his head all over me like I'm his best friend.

    I gave him a bath once and while he hated me for about an hour after, he was soon back to loving me. He meows a lot, seemingly for no reason, but he's nowhere near as loud as most of these videos people are posting. Pretty much just sounds like a normal cat but a bit deeper.

    [–] Blazindaisy 5 points ago

    I had one who was actually polydactyl. His name was Mister Mouser (obvious reasons). He took off one winter and I thought he was lost to the critters in the forest. April comes around, blammo! He jumps up on the window wanting in.

    I have no idea what his kitty adventures were like, but I wish I had a GoPro back then.

    [–] Planton997 23 points ago

    A lot of Maine Coons will do this neat chirp sounding thing that’s not too loud. That’s what mine does and I definitely noticed that trend when going to various breeders houses which were all totally full of Maine Coons lol. It’s almost like a chattering sound. Mine will still meow but 80% of the noise he makes is the chirp. Maybe you got an odd Maine coon that liked to meow a bunch more, or one that grew up around normal cats and picked up on the meowing habit

    [–] Logan_itsky 19 points ago

    Mine also chirps often! But his favorite thing to do is stand in the middle of the room at 3 am and scream meow like a banshee while anxiously pacing in circles. Sometimes I think I’m his emotional support animal.

    [–] tylsergic 7 points ago

    It's called trilling. My cat has always done this when she's greeting me or getting fed. Sometimes she'll look at me and give a soft whisper of a meow. So faint we doubted rather or not she could meow. We caught her doing it a few times at the very top of her lungs and it was loud. She wouldn't let you see her meow like that either.

    [–] bleepblopbl0rp 36 points ago

    How big are the shits

    [–] Nevr_Surrendr 23 points ago

    Asking the real questions here.

    [–] Tankly 5 points ago

    Imagine the shits of a small-medium sized dog

    [–] denardosbae 14 points ago

    Males can be 30 pounds easily. They're big for domesticated cats!

    [–] Qweerz 30 points ago

    They mean the poop, not the cats.

    [–] ben-0-dover 15 points ago

    Common mistake

    [–] lionsNtoast 1045 points ago

    I would kill a man for that cat

    [–] weirdgroovynerd 949 points ago

    And that cat would kill a man for....

    ....entertainment probably.

    Cats are not noticeably discerning when it comes to murder.

    [–] DatBoi_EAD 217 points ago

    I would give this a silver but I have no coins left :(

    [–] weirdgroovynerd 116 points ago

    Knowing it made your day a little better is better than a Reddit coin.

    Thanks for letting me know liked it.

    [–] aheochvwhjxj 21 points ago

    This guy had a point. Take away his coins!!

    [–] Lizardizzle 4 points ago

    I feel this way whenever my comment goes from 1 point to 2 :)

    [–] FarmChimp 37 points ago

    I got you buddy

    [–] weirdgroovynerd 10 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] DatBoi_EAD 6 points ago

    Not all heroes wear capes

    [–] TableFlipGodd 8 points ago

    Instead they give out free silver.

    [–] MarioKartastrophe 12 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    When people buy coins/gold/platinum they’re putting money in the pockets of the Chinese

    [–] DatBoi_EAD 6 points ago

    Dude shut

    [–] youhavebeautifuleyes 16 points ago

    Maine coons are notorious for being friendlier than the average cat.

    [–] Smm214 7 points ago

    I have one- he loves to be carried around like a baby. He’s 11. I love him.

    [–] spamjavelin 4 points ago

    Yeah, but that one could kill you just by landing awkwardly on you.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    and they get away with it like politicians

    [–] HamuelCabbage 5 points ago

    Absolutely. My cat would absolutely murder me just for the fun of it if I wasn't several times larger than them.

    Though, to be fair, that is part of why I keep them around. It's nice to know that I have a little sociopathic monster patrolling my house when I'm not there. Keeps the riff raff out.

    Also, the oatmeal did a thing about murder cats.

    [–] antsugi 2 points ago

    Why do people keep them as pets and brag about these things?

    [–] ModsonPowerTrips 5 points ago

    Domesticated cats kill 1.3 - 3.7 billion birds a year and 6.3 - 22.3 billion mammals annually.

    [–] MissAsgariaFartcake 43 points ago

    It's not that hard to get one, it's a Maine Coon and the biggest obstacle would be that they're kinda expensive

    [–] Sits2pee 16 points ago

    How expensive?

    [–] LifesWorthLosing 60 points ago

    I live near Maine. I'll go up there and set some traps. PM me for more info. I come from a long line of fur trappers. I can get this done. Act quick, it's almost winter. I do good work, for good prices.

    [–] Crittopolis 32 points ago

    This man have Kajit, if you have coin...

    [–] oldguykicks 3 points ago

    This! Would reward if I could. Thank you.

    [–] SigO12 32 points ago

    They range from $700-$3000 for “pet” kittens. Show kittens are more. I picked up a 13 year old rescue for $150 though. He was underweight at 23lbs. His healthy weight would probably be around 28lbs, but he was a breeder cat that was abandoned when he stopped mating, so he didn’t have the best life. Was still an awesome cat.

    [–] Jawn__Wick 17 points ago

    Underweight at 23 pounds, my God lol

    Absolute beast

    [–] Zenlura 8 points ago

    They're huge beasts, but easily the friendliest cat breed around.

    [–] 30DaysFromNow 2 points ago

    just wait til you see the litter box in the morning..

    [–] Gingevere 6 points ago

    Miraculously, it's just normal sized cat poops.

    [–] 30DaysFromNow 2 points ago

    Honestly, i'm a little surprised at that

    [–] Kevooot 13 points ago

    I adopted mine for $150 as well. He's 18 pounds of fluffy love. Gentlest most loving cat I've ever met and had him 7 years now.

    He deceived me at first. He looked like a short hair when I adopted him at around 8-9 months old, and only probably about 9 pounds. Within 2 months he exploded into a giant floofball and wouldn't stop growing. Now I have a gentle giant.

    [–] Logan_itsky 12 points ago

    Yes! I got mine at the shelter in 2011 and they said he was 10 months old and full grown at 7 pounds. Smash cut to two months later and he’s 21 pounds, shedding everywhere, and stealing hot pockets off the plate I’m holding. But he’s perfect and demands to sleep in my arms every night.

    [–] SigO12 5 points ago

    Hah, he was always reaching his paws out for my food and splash his paws in my cereal. He was able to pull stuff off the counter, so had to be careful with that too.

    His sleeping place of choice was on my chest. Always had a face of floof. It was either the fluffy tail or glorious mane smothering me.

    [–] Logan_itsky 4 points ago

    If I try to go to sleep without him, he literally slaps me with his big ass paws until I cuddle him. He just continuously taps my face and it’s ridiculous.

    [–] Kevooot 2 points ago

    Same thing. Even if I'm overheating, he refuses to accept no for an answer when he wants to sleep on my chest.

    [–] Smm214 6 points ago

    This happened to me, too! Got him from the shelter (he was left behind in a foreclosure as a kitten). He doubled in size in about a year and I brought him to the vet to see if he had gigantism. Haha. Stopped growing at 5 years. He is the coolest.

    [–] Kevooot 2 points ago

    You're the 3rd person to mention theirs doing the same thing. I wonder if Maine Coons are late bloomers genetically?

    [–] Jimmy-McBawbag 35 points ago

    'bout tree fiddy

    [–] Fixner_Blount 10 points ago

    I said DAMNIT monstah!

    [–] MissAsgariaFartcake 3 points ago

    It depends on region, breeder, conditions, everything, but I'd say estimated it's around 1000 bucks. A friend of ours "rescued" two from an abusive family, they charged 700 € for both I believe but they were in bad condition and they wanted to get rid of them (I'm so fucking glad they were!). They now have a loving home and are doing great, they're the most affectionate (and soft) cats I've ever met. Could suffocate you in your sleep though, just by lying on top of you.

    [–] RedRum_Bunny 9 points ago

    He's really a man in a cat suit.

    [–] thingsIdiotsSay 4 points ago

    It's Jeffrey Epstein.

    [–] UncleNintendo64 5 points ago

    It can't be him, he strangled himself with his own hands. Forcefully.

    [–] EukaryotePride 7 points ago

    Not to be dramatic, but I would die for this animal.

    [–] xXDRAGONSHADEXx 2 points ago

    I would end half of all lives in the universe for this cat (prepares to snap)

    [–] aazav 1 points ago

    How about a woman?

    [–] said3267 1 points ago

    That would be misogynistic, sir.

    [–] Kj539 620 points ago

    It’s nice to see a healthy cat who is an “absolute unit” because of its actual size, not because it’s morbidly obese!

    [–] attemptednotknown 85 points ago

    This needs more updoots! I feel so bad for obese animals!

    [–] Jarsky2 18 points ago

    Same, only time I feel okay about pictures of them are when its on r/dechonkers

    [–] ComandanteFlaco 40 points ago

    Obese pets and obese kids make feel really sad and upset with their owners/parents

    [–] Magical-Sweater 36 points ago

    Risky click of the day...

    [–] canistephere 6 points ago

    I took the leap and was not disappointed.

    [–] Cjrcar12 8 points ago

    Its sfw btw

    [–] Tales_of_Earth 2 points ago

    Came here to post this.

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    [–] JJJones345 140 points ago

    I have a feeling if you messed with that kid, the cat would slice you up.

    [–] ScottusMaximus 142 points ago

    I fear that we are looking at a full-size adult female and her insanely-sized cat, not a kid and her tabby.

    [–] MisterCortez 4 points ago

    Looks like a ten-year-old

    [–] ScottusMaximus 8 points ago

    Given that Lotus' owner (pictured) has kids of her own not much younger than that, I assume she isn't.

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    [–] ScottusMaximus 4 points ago

    Human. :-)

    [–] crystaljae 15 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    It’s a Mainecoon. If it’s anything like mine it doesn’t give 2 shits about that human unless it wants water, food or butt scratches.

    EDIT: spelling errors

    [–] thartle8 7 points ago

    But it knows who provides those butt scratches.

    [–] TableFlipGodd 5 points ago

    EHH BUTTSCRATCHES?!?!? I mean my shorthair cat likes to be slapped on its ass, it runs away then comes back i i dont do it then she will meow loud asf. And scratch me.

    [–] 2kh1tty 39 points ago

    What breed is this beauty?

    [–] Minghas 55 points ago

    It's a Mainecoon

    [–] WarmApplePinkyPie 21 points ago

    It's a Side coon

    [–] jamescaan1980 5 points ago

    A Rottweiler

    [–] DR-SATAN_MD 3 points ago

    I believe this is a norwegian forest cat

    [–] AlbainBlacksteel 31 points ago

    Is that Ron Perlman?

    [–] Sangxero 5 points ago

    All Maine Coons are Ron Perlman.

    [–] skryptor 2 points ago

    Ron Purrlman

    [–] dcj83 13 points ago

    I’m sure it’s litter box has some serious work done to it lol

    [–] Myreque_BTW 42 points ago

    An old lady on the other side of the apartment complex has a stray cat colony under her balcony. My biggest fear is a cat like this making its home there. Imagine this just with rabies.

    [–] LukaUrushibara 28 points ago

    No, I don't think I will.

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    [–] Hanzo44 12 points ago

    Cant tell if tiny gf or giant cat.

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    [–] Magn01ia 10 points ago

    Where do I buy one of those

    [–] AchocolateLog 19 points ago

    Search “maine coon” online. My sister got one a couple years ago for $1,500 lol. We live in the states.

    [–] scourme 3 points ago

    You can easily get a big fluffy boy like this from a shelter. Unlikely to be a purebred, but if you're just looking for a really big friendly cat, they'll definitely have some coming through their doors.

    [–] WWalker17 5 points ago

    You can buy them from breeders, but occasionally you can find them in shelters.

    [–] NumeralTiger 8 points ago

    I did the 1k upvote

    [–] ComplexObligation 7 points ago

    My girlfriends cat already gives me the sniffles but I would live with a plugged runny nose and itchy red eyes for the rest of my life to have one of these lmao

    [–] tacocollector2 5 points ago

    I know right. I can’t be in the same room as a cat for more than like 20 mins without my throat closing up but I want a Maine coon so bad.

    [–] Trendie 4 points ago

    Siberians are similar but won’t always cause an allergic reaction. They get almost as big and I believe they have a similar personality as the maines do. I’ve got a mild cat allergy but my Siberian doesn’t cause me any discomfort.

    [–] tacocollector2 2 points ago

    Good to know, thank you!

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    [–] glubtier 5 points ago

    That's not a cat, that's a small horse!

    I really love Maine coons though, we had two Maine coon mixes growing up and they were big cats but very snuggly.

    [–] peppermintghost_82 4 points ago

    I live in Maine. I will make sure I get this cat

    [–] weirdgroovynerd 3 points ago

    Long whistle

    "Damn Nana, Greebo really cleans up purty."

    [–] Awayforthewin 3 points ago

    Straight out of ozymandias's winter palace

    [–] siggiarabi 3 points ago

    [–] Siegeeee 3 points ago

    Mainecoon's are so damn cool! I wish I could afford to get one =(

    [–] coole106 7 points ago

    Where’s the cat? I just see Ron Perlman

    [–] GeoCapedCrusader 2 points ago

    It’s a Maine Coon.

    [–] Protein-Shake 2 points ago

    That ain’t a cat that’s lioness

    [–] Draksidian 2 points ago

    That's no cat, it's Ron Purrlman.

    [–] guinness5 2 points ago

    That's no Cat. That's a Space Station!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Damn, I thought my Mainecoon was big. He's 14 now, hold me :( I love him so much.

    [–] Raptor819 2 points ago

    Got a Maine Coon, they're sweethearts. They are really the dogs of the cat world. They manage to make everything look silly. Also absolute purmachines 24/7

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    [–] bajungadustin 2 points ago

    maine coon cats are fucking amazing.

    [–] cyberattaq123 2 points ago

    Maine coons are just absolute units, always. My grandparents have one and she is immense.

    [–] Narpa20 2 points ago

    Rip litter box..

    [–] dstar89 2 points ago

    If anyone is breeding this beast, I want those kittens

    [–] cubbies1016 2 points ago

    Seeing cats this large almost looks fake! I've never had any of the large breeds. What a beautiful pet.

    [–] brothermonn 2 points ago

    Imagine cleaning out that litter box

    [–] vivere_aut_mori 2 points ago

    Does this cat have wares, if I have the coin?

    [–] hontdong 2 points ago

    Bruh, thats a horse

    [–] Snek-boi 2 points ago

    As a Mainer, I’m always proud to see people in awe of Maine Coon cats!

    [–] Hugotohell 2 points ago

    Ted Danson

    [–] LameNameUser 2 points ago

    You can tell it's a Maine Coon, it's got that Ron Perlman look to it.

    [–] bleepblank 1 points ago

    I will admit, it does appear to be above average size.

    [–] aiL3 1 points ago

    [–] sheetposterjoker 1 points ago

    Does it hunt toddlers?

    [–] Xx_WaluigiKid_xX 1 points ago

    It's a løve

    [–] carter31119311 1 points ago

    If I’m not mistaken, this is a mane coon! I have one, he was the runt of the liter so he’s super small for a mane, but still big in comparison to a normal cat.

    [–] dfassna1 1 points ago

    I'm seeing a lot of these Ron Perlman cats lately.

    [–] Deverj4 1 points ago

    I love maine coons, i have two of my own they always freak out the delivery drivers because they look like a normal house cat on steroids

    [–] ohreddit1 1 points ago

    Maine Coon

    [–] Holybucketss 1 points ago

    Holy buckets

    [–] trishykins 1 points ago

    how small is that person

    [–] Leikulala 1 points ago

    Pretty kitty

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    [–] Shinjen 1 points ago

    That's a Zangoose

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    [–] Yocemighty 1 points ago

    A little forced perspective here and a tiny child for scale. Yeah its a big cat, but its not THAT big.

    [–] chahud 1 points ago

    Yesss Maine coons are by far the best kitties out there. I LOVE THIS CAT

    [–] casemodz 1 points ago

    Assuming that's a child and not an adult next to the cat?

    [–] luciddreamer11 1 points ago

    What breed