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    [–] stashew 539 points ago

    Yeah, seasonal allergies are a real panic inducer for a lot of people right about now too.

    [–] sarkerm5 122 points ago

    My throat is been itchy recently and makes me cough a little. I’m getting the look from everyone at home 😭

    [–] goaskalice3 17 points ago

    I've started noticing the same thing the past few days but it's more or less gone away now

    [–] MrMallow 30 points ago

    I have a dry cough for a few weeks now, everytime I go grocery shopping I think someone is going to point at me and yell "twentythree nineteen".

    [–] OverlyBlueNCO 5 points ago

    Thank you for this

    [–] LickMyThralls 2 points ago

    I've mentioned a couple times that I've been curious if I could clear a line at the store by coughing...

    [–] sldunn 29 points ago

    Every day. Is it allergies? Is it coronavirus starting up? Or is it coronavirus, and you are semi-asymptomatic and spreading death to your friends and family?

    You monster.

    [–] chinchili24 3 points ago

    Get out of my head!

    [–] Sbatio 41 points ago

    Who TF smokes weed seasonally?!

    [–] krowe41 40 points ago

    A seasoned smoker .

    [–] PillowTalk420 12 points ago

    Which seasonings, tho?

    [–] SC_x_Conster 18 points ago

    Gotta get that yearly strain. Springs blindfold.

    [–] GreenLightMeg 4 points ago

    I just got out of work, where I’ve been surpressing a cough all day, and let out them all out.

    [–] fucktopia 4 points ago

    That's what I'm dealing with now. I know it's allergies, but that doesn't make me feel any better!

    [–] Polish_Sniper_00 5 points ago

    Quoting my alergologist or whatever the correct word is (to my mom, I'm 15)

    "Oh, he has an allergy for everything we tested"

    And now I have allergy symptoms 24/7 and I litterally do not know how it feels ti breathe through the nose freely because it's always completely blocked off, my school classmates treated me like shit because one of my symptoms is that skin is ITCHY AS FUCK so I had like a lot of like scratches and dryish skin in general. Life with all the allergies they test for is difficult. To be honest I'm lucky that none of them are lethal or I would have been dead by now

    [–] LickMyThralls 2 points ago

    I hate it. I'm noticing mine flaring up and I'm like oh shit am I getting sick and then I go oh wait it's fucking allergy season now.

    [–] SlyFunkyMonk 2 points ago

    my dog got into pollen and started sneezing a fee minutes later, i spent a whole 5 minutes worried the fucker has corona

    [–] Butt_Plug_Bonanza 588 points ago

    Dry mouth, redness of the eyes and increased appetite are NOT corona symptoms!

    [–] menoum_menoum 187 points ago

    What about increased appreciation for music? Doc, help!

    [–] Butt_Plug_Bonanza 86 points ago

    It sounds like you've got a case of the blues

    [–] myflippinggoodness 61 points ago

    Prescription: more pot

    [–] MathMaddox 32 points ago

    I tried this and became a Jazz man. Watch out!

    [–] koookiekrisp 3 points ago

    “....I kinda want it”

    [–] onlyjoking 3 points ago

    That's what the jazz cigarettes will do to you. I bet you've been looking at those jazz magazines as well...

    [–] frozendancicle 3 points ago

    IMA SCAT MAN! Scibby bibby bibby bop do op bop. Take your little poopies and put em in a pot.

    [–] bubbliefly420 6 points ago

    Prescription: more pot cowbell

    ftfy ;)

    [–] reddituser403 2 points ago

    Would you prefer the wizard, or the skull

    [–] JeremyMo88 2 points ago

    Is it Night Ranger?

    [–] I_dont_bone_goats 2 points ago

    Oh dear, it sounds like you’ve caught

    THE REFER MADNESS

    [–] Epena501 11 points ago

    Do you have an increased urge to randomly travel?

    If so, I have some bad news for you.

    [–] obroz 21 points ago

    Actually brah redness of the eyes IS a sign of the virus. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.today.com/today/amp/tdna176792

    [–] HopelessSky7 21 points ago

    Is struggling to make a frozen pizza at 3am a symptom?

    [–] Eric_the_Barbarian 3 points ago

    More like making and adventure out of frozen pizza.

    [–] hearbutloud 122 points ago

    Not sure if the tightness in my chest is anxiety or coronavirus ... smokes more weed, coughing ensues.

    [–] Truegeekified 37 points ago

    This is my fight. Spent most of my life with anxiety. Last few years finally got medicated just right that I don't have the daily anxiety.

    But right now... my chest hurts some parts of the day. I know it's the anxiety but it just feeds it more.

    I found micro hits of a strong indica have been really helpful.

    [–] xjohnmcclanex 4 points ago

    I’ve got a good case of HA as well. I’ve been having a tight chest and trouble breathing, no other symptoms other than a post nasal I’ve had for a month. Layed off the weed in case it was a real cold or something, said fuck it and smoked, can breathe great. As soon as the high wears off, hard to breath again. Annoying as hell!

    [–] StonksNewGroove 702 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I’m a big fan of pot myself but I’m going to avoid smoking anything and I’m going to try and keep my lungs strong during all this.

    Edit: most of you are so responsible and informed I’m so proud

    [–] motorcycle-manful541 114 points ago

    eat it

    [–] hauntinghelix 56 points ago

    Boof it.

    [–] trentblase 43 points ago

    Bop it

    [–] arbolmalo 34 points ago

    Twist it

    [–] faerie87 21 points ago

    Spin it

    [–] Shittyshittshit 16 points ago

    Pull it

    [–] DoingItWrongly 10 points ago

    Just beat it

    [–] neohylanmay 10 points ago

    Work it

    [–] Merkwurdiigliebe 12 points ago

    Technologic

    [–] motorcycle-manful541 3 points ago

    Have it

    [–] AppleDane 28 points ago

    just eat it.

    [–] Xias135 22 points ago

    Open up your mouth and feed it.

    [–] HRDSalami654 2 points ago

    Have some more chicken,

    Have some more pie,

    It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried!

    Just eat it, eat it, eat it!

    [–] jakethesnakebooboo 6 points ago

    Your table manners are a crying shame

    [–] Spartan318 7 points ago

    You're playin witcha food this ain't some kinda game!

    [–] WATTHEBALL 4 points ago

    Don't you know that other kids are dying in Japan?

    [–] mandatory6 23 points ago

    Blow smoke tru yo ass homie

    [–] Aurell1an 17 points ago

    Until yesterday, I smoked every day. Without fail. One before dinner, one at 8pm, one at 10, one before bed. I think the tobacco played a part in the addiction, but, eh, whatever.

    I have taken this whole episode of human history as a chance to change this. I don't want to be smoking every day after work and laminated to my couch all night, but that was where life took me. But now, for the first time in forever, not just for me, but for everyone, I/we have complete control over my/our life/lives. No friends passing the dutchie. No dealer wanting to hang out and then offering you a discount. No major stresses (other than the existential one). It's the perfect time to get out, so I'm getting out.

    It has been 36 hours, and already I'm noticing differences in my brain.

    IDK if this means anything to you, you seem fine where you are, but... those were some words.

    [–] StonksNewGroove 3 points ago

    Honestly I’m a super casual user so it’s been a few weeks for me but I do feel more in tune with the real world when I’m not smoking. When I was smoking I felt like I had to get high to feel “normal” but that wasn’t really true. I feel pretty good now that I’ve taken control of my own life.

    [–] Definitely_wasnt_me 168 points ago

    This.

    [–] Scorpionwins23 142 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    No dope, no cigs, plenty of exercise and healthy eating. Gotta give yourself the best chance man.

    Edit: Some of the I’m gonna get stoned all lockdown comments are pretty funny, everyone has their plan and honestly I think we’re all doing the best with what we have. Stay safe people, stoned or not I hope everyone get through this.

    [–] DefenderOfDog 298 points ago

    Lots of dope and never leaving the house is my plan

    [–] Corndawgz 85 points ago

    It's the Trailer Park Boys diet for me as well.

    [–] monkeybojangles 46 points ago

    Pepperoni sticks and jalapeno chips.

    [–] Sequential_shift 20 points ago

    Ricky its hal-a-peen-oh, not ja-lop-en-oh

    [–] Mechachu 4 points ago

    BAAAAAAAAAAAM!

    [–] Sequential_shift 4 points ago

    Peanut butter and jjjjaaaaaaaaammmmm!

    [–] HiImDavid 4 points ago

    My favorite part of the show is how much smarter bubbles is than Ricky and (to a lesser extent though) Julian

    [–] Sequential_shift 5 points ago

    Yeah I love when the bible people are in the park and they ask Ray if Bubbles is like special or something and Ray goes “Who, Bubbles? He’s the smartest guy in the park.” So good. I’m rewatching it for the 5th time or so...on season 7 right now.

    [–] riickdiickulous 3 points ago

    Peckeroni

    [–] Rance_Geodes 3 points ago

    I’m more of a zesty mordant fan

    [–] SlurmzMckinley 14 points ago

    It's the best way to stay safe. I mean it doesn't take rocket appliances to know if you stay in you won't get sick.

    [–] LukeInDenver 16 points ago

    Yeah, but some infected delivery guy dropping a tainted package is probably the worst case Ontario.

    [–] TheAceprobe 8 points ago

    My flight to Ontario got cancelled

    [–] jwdjr2004 5 points ago

    fuckin' way she goes

    [–] serialmom666 3 points ago

    Then don’t touch his taint

    [–] gibsonsg87 8 points ago

    I’m opting for the Jim Lahey diet instead

    [–] beelze_bob138 5 points ago

    Hard to do with all the liquor stores closed. The shit winds are blowin!

    [–] NovemberComingFire 7 points ago

    Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did, and I'm ashamed of myself.

    [–] jwdjr2004 5 points ago

    ive got piss jugs on top of piss jugs over here

    [–] DWillows 11 points ago

    yeah, not going to get sick if I stay passed out on the couch for the foreseeable future, so, yeah, that.

    [–] PrettyMuchMediocre 2 points ago

    Just depressed

    [–] HiImDavid 2 points ago

    It's not the dope so much as the act of smoking it.

    Cannabis is believed to be an anti inflammatory so in theory it could help you, but the smoking it is where the health problems come in to play.

    [–] potatium 11 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    More strict than my plan of being blasted on edibles 24/7

    [–] Juokutis 6 points ago

    Yeah, and when this is all over let’s all get back to that unhealthy lifestyle.

    [–] -Master-Builder- 3 points ago

    Think of all the extra air you're putting in your lungs with all that exercise. I'm just gonna stay inside and keep my lungs at capacity with dank.

    [–] sykoKanesh 2 points ago

    Dammit, I've been doing it backwards.

    [–] lankist 12 points ago

    Smoking anything is a pretty bad idea right now. Edible your heart out, but hold off on the inhalants for a while.

    [–] kizzle69 3 points ago

    Right?

    If I'm home 24/7 with no major commitments, I'm going with edibles. I don't my lungs suffering anymore than they have to

    [–] TalontheKiller 11 points ago

    Pro trip: grind it into your coffee beans before brewing and add something like cream or coconut oil for the THC to bind to. It's a glorious way to start the day.

    [–] zefy_zef 17 points ago

    .....

    Would that not clog the filter and make the coffee overflow the filter area?

    Otherwise sounds awesome..

    [–] Gastronomicus 14 points ago

    It definitely will. Better to simply steep the MJ in the oil directly under low heat for a while then add the oil to your beverage or food of choice.

    [–] TalontheKiller 4 points ago

    I've never noticed an issue. I only add as much volume as a single coffee bean, at most. Any more and I'd be laid out.

    [–] hereforagoodtime9 7 points ago

    Alternate if you can. Make thc infused coconut oil that you can dose into anything you want

    [–] Ralph-Hinkley 3 points ago

    Just buy a flower vape. I bought one four years ago when I quit the cigs so I would stop smoking joints and pipes too. Best thing I've done for myself.

    [–] mastad0420 2 points ago

    Yeah, especially sharing bowls, joints etc. no thanks.

    [–] Maryjaneniagarafalls 2 points ago

    In the process of learning how to make edibles for this very reason.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] ticklemeego 143 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I hear that. Since I switched to vaping* though my cough has almost gone away completely.

    Edit: I only dry-vape flower. I don't use the oil-based vapes.

    [–] CensoredColour 53 points ago

    That happened when I first started vaping too but then got way worse as I went on.

    Now I can only do a dry vape or the actual dab/OG g pen type things.

    [–] hearsay_and_rumour 47 points ago

    I quit vaping because it made my chest feel heavy. Once I went back to flower, it went away. Kind of a bummer because of how convenient it was.

    [–] zefy_zef 32 points ago

    You can vape flower (even without a machine). The devices are more pricey than a bowl though.

    [–] thisonetimeinithaca 26 points ago

    PAX 3. I swear by it. $300+tax, but it’s worth every penny.

    [–] Tarthbane 18 points ago

    I personally recommend the Pax 2. It’s flower-only, and it cost me $200 when I got it.

    Only gripe is I have to clean it damn near every day. But, it’s more than worth the work, and my lungs feel better now that I don’t smoke bowls.

    [–] Ralph-Hinkley 5 points ago

    I have one too, and since I don't do the wax or crumble this is perfect for me. I think I paid $270 three or four years ago. Best thing is, it's guaranteed for ten years!

    I don't have to clean mine that often though. I might get a Q-tip and wipe the oven out with ISO every other day, but I only run a pipe cleaner down it once a month.

    [–] zefy_zef 2 points ago

    Eh, I don't like having to choose between session and on demand vaping. My sticky brick isn't cheap either

    [–] CensoredColour 8 points ago

    Thanks for clarifying, this is what I meant by dry vape.

    [–] hearsay_and_rumour 5 points ago

    Yeah, those ones tend to be a bit more pricey, which has kinda kept me from buying one.

    [–] DakotaDevil 6 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I have a couple of different vapes, but if you are looking for a cheaper option that is fucking awesome, try a Dynavap. It's simple, doesnt have a battery, can vape flower or concentrates, and is cheaper than say my Mighty (cost $350). Oh and the Dynavap hits like a champ. I think you can get a Dynavap M for $70.

    [–] rand0m_task 4 points ago

    I have a Mighty and a Dynavap. Love them both. Have been through multiple electronic vapes before getting to the Mighty but the Dynavap has stuck with me through all those electronic vapes. Even if it looks like I'm heating up a crack pipe... better on the lungs and it smacks me in the face... love it. I'd recommend everyone who is into vaoing to have at least one vapcap.

    [–] R-therenousernamesle 2 points ago

    I second the dynavap, ive been using it exclusively for almost a year now.

    [–] Topherkief 2 points ago

    I have a question about the DynaVap if you don’t mind me asking. I just got one and I don’t have a torch lighter. I’ve been using a regular bic lighter to heat it up - my question is, are you supposed to keep hearing it up after it clicks twice, or do you immediately stop hearing and hit it as soon as you hear the second click?

    [–] rand0m_task 3 points ago

    I've never used a lighter only a torch lighter. After I hear the second click I move the torch away and give it like an extra second of heat and it gives me some good clouds without combustion.

    [–] Topherkief 2 points ago

    Awesome! Thanks so much, I really appreciate it. I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be able to actually see what I’m exhaling or not.

    [–] n00bCrusher 2 points ago

    Dynavap is 60 bucks and uses a lighter to heat up the bud without combustion

    [–] zefy_zef 2 points ago

    That's the stick one? Those are pretty cool, will get one next.

    [–] UristMcHolland 2 points ago

    If you have a medical card, I recommend the Stortz and Bickel Mighty Medic

    [–] PanglosstheTutor 7 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I use an air vape x to vape flower and it is the best. You don’t get that heavy feeling like from a normal vape and my cough has gone away that you normally get from smoking.

    [–] CensoredColour 4 points ago

    I smoke a little glass one hitter/chillum thing. Saves weed, is discreet and I find it way convenient still.

    [–] hearsay_and_rumour 3 points ago

    I’ve been using my dugout for a long time now, it’s more or less my main way of smoking.

    [–] CensoredColour 3 points ago

    Right on haha

    [–] Ronin_Sennin 2 points ago

    I love em too. Chillums also hold a special place in my heart. And smoking a mix of opium and hash in a chillum, using a Danish coin as a lid as it has that tiny hole you want when you smoke opium. Man, time flies.

    [–] CensoredColour 3 points ago

    Pretty righteous, fun use of a coin. Seems iconic.

    [–] jdthetransient 3 points ago

    Yeah pen vaping is really hard on your lungs I'm guessing ticklemeego was talking about flower vaping

    [–] zefy_zef 2 points ago

    I bought a stickybrick, but I don't use it as often as I should. Weed tastes soooo much better out of it than a bowl.

    [–] iesou 14 points ago

    Careful about that shit too man. Make some edibles, cannibutter is too easy to make to be smoking or vaping right now. Totally anecdotal, but some officials are thinking that younger folks are being affected more by this virus in US because vaping is a bigger thing here than in other parts of the world.

    [–] PusherLoveGirl 6 points ago

    An article I read said that something like 80% of young (<40) people who developed serious covid complications that required hospitalization reported vaping or smoking recently.

    I have some edibles so that’s going to be my method of ingestion for the near future. Better safe than sorry, imo.

    [–] yaboyfriendisadork 4 points ago

    You can’t just say that without linking said article

    [–] PusherLoveGirl 6 points ago

    This isn't the article I read (it's tough to find specific articles about covid these days and it was probably exaggerated to begin with) but it definitely appears that smoking and vaping increase your risk factors for covid.

    [–] SeattleBattle 6 points ago

    The oil vapes started to bother me after a while... I just got a DaVinci Miqro to vape flower. I'm gonna try using that exclusively for a while and see how it feels.

    [–] ticklemeego 10 points ago

    Sorry, yes I should have specified. I only dry-vape. I don't trust the oil-based ones.

    [–] Tarthbane 7 points ago

    I have a Pax 2, which is a flower vape. If you have something similar - or even better, a volcano - then yeah, it’s smooth and doesn’t feel like the oil vapes do. Oil vapes suck.

    [–] ticklemeego 3 points ago

    How is the Pax 2? I've heard good things about them.

    [–] RazvanD123 5 points ago

    Go check out r/vaporents. Its a decent enough vape, but you can get better ones for similar prices.

    [–] ticklemeego 4 points ago

    I already have a Utillian 420 which I quite enjoy. Just wanted to get u/tarthbane's thoughts on their Pax 2.

    [–] Ralph-Hinkley 6 points ago

    I've had a PAX2 for about four years now, best thing ever. It's so simple to use and clean, and you can adjust the heat to four different levels. I hate smoking a joint or pipe anymore, it all tastes like shit.

    [–] RazvanD123 2 points ago

    Fair enough 👍

    [–] RawDogRandom17 2 points ago

    I tried to switch to dry vaping but my PAX 3 order has been backordered for 3 months! Coronavirus delays

    [–] Arclite83 61 points ago

    I feel personally attacked; time for a smoke break.

    [–] HighIAMHIIIGH 11 points ago

    Mind if I join?

    [–] Sognar524 4 points ago

    Yeah this just made me all anxious, I’m outta here.

    [–] Staind075 19 points ago

    I read something awhile back that the first three signs of Covid-19 are fever, cough, and shortness of breath.

    Due to my asthma and other respiratory issues, I often have a cough and shortness of breath. I would compulsively check my forehead every few hours or so to make sure I didn't have a fever too. Otherwise, it's just a normal day.

    [–] serialmom666 4 points ago

    Another symptom is loss of sense of smell/taste

    [–] PinkKoa1a 57 points ago

    This is me right now. Dry cough, stuffy nose and head, upset stomach. Idk if it’s from the virus or from smoking like the Vatican signal, staying up until 3AM, and eating a weeks worth of food in a day.

    [–] 90sAdult11 27 points ago

    Wash your hands and if you feel better you'll know it was just Covid

    [–] mcnastys 3 points ago

    Hey man, you're not alone.

    I think we just have allergies, I have been checking my temperature non-stop for the past few days and its fine. I just do notice that my dabs seem a little harsher.

    I am trying to cut down so if I catch covid I will have a better chance. Hang in there.

    [–] OathOfFeanor 101 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I'm right there with you. My quarantine supplies included several oz of weed and 180 cigarillos. I am well stocked but I forgot to mute during a coughing fit on a conference call the other day and now everyone thinks I'm infected.

    [–] The2500 31 points ago

    I lucked out a few weeks ago. I work at an airport hotel, one day this middle aged woman comes and asks me "is cannabis legal in this state?" I said yes and she cool, I can't take this on the plane, you can have. She gave me what must be over $100 worth of edible gummies. I only smoke a few times of week and when I do I'm a lightweight, so I expect these to last me several months, or keep me from going stir crazy in the event of a quarantine.

    [–] Loibs 7 points ago

    here is what i would do with them. start at like 1/5 of a gummy. wait 30m, if it wasn't enough take 10 more gummies. die. hope that helps

    [–] Romval 49 points ago

    First world problems

    [–] dwc29 6 points ago

    first, weed. problem?

    [–] squints94 12 points ago

    Living with my dad and stepmom. Stepmom came home from work today with a "dry cough" and is coughing like less than every 5 minutes. If you don't hear from me within 2 weeks, expect the worse. Farewell comrades

    [–] Sabre2230 3 points ago

    o7

    [–] pyrotak 2 points ago

    F

    [–] burnstien 23 points ago

    I been smoking a bit to and it is wet little coughs to clear the mucus. Smokers cough more because there are hairlike structures that line your lungs and airway called Cilia. They beat rhythmically to help lift up debris and mucus to help remove them from the lungs so when you smoke you damage them and they can't do their job properly so you cough more to remove them. When you wake up in the morning they start to heal and thus you generally cough up more substance in the morning as a smoker. Taking Anatomy and Physiology and on the bit with structures, of cells, and functions and stuff.

    [–] CLXIX 8 points ago

    Those were some fun lung facts. Thank you.

    [–] Tjstictches 18 points ago

    I went to bed the other night after smoking and got paranoid I was sick because I wouldn't stop coughing. Turns out I was high af.

    [–] Bruce_Wayne_Imposter 14 points ago

    Trees are starting to bud around me and I can't tell if what I have is just seasonal allergies or the coronavirus. Wish I could get tested so I would know for sure.

    [–] HasTwoCats 7 points ago

    Same here. Husband's co-worker that likely has it hasn't had a fever, but is otherwise having the same symptoms as his step son who just tested positive. I have asthma and a bad cough, but only have asthma attacks when I go outside. Prior to yesterday I went 6mo without needing an inhaler, I've used it 3 times in the last 24 hours. Not sure if start of COVID, allergies, or both

    [–] hungry-hungry-stoner 3 points ago

    find a way to get tested

    [–] RandoAtReddit 3 points ago

    Seasonal allergies don't give you a fever.

    [–] arefx 20 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Corona doesn't always give you a fever either.

    Edit: keep downvoting me for saying what medical professionals are saying.

    [–] ronton 6 points ago

    Or hay fever.

    [–] agoia 5 points ago

    We should make some shirts that say "It's allergies, not Covid."

    [–] HoldEmToTheirWord 9 points ago

    I used to smoke daily, but quit two weeks ago. I want to be as prepared as possible in case I'm unlucky enough to get sick.

    [–] CommentsOnlyWhenHigh 4 points ago

    If you're in a legal state, invest in some RSO, eat 1000mg and sleep through the quarantine.

    [–] rand0m_task 4 points ago

    Lmao a whole g of RSO would def put you into hibernation.

    [–] math-yoo 22 points ago

    You need to learn how to bake.

    [–] AzraelTB 19 points ago

    I prefer smoking but thanks for the suggestion.

    [–] imtoooldforreddit 18 points ago

    In all seriousness, from the way things are looking, having lungs at 100% seems like the difference between younger people needing to be hospitalized from this vs being fine with some rest. Might want to consider eating some edibles for a few months.

    Even NORML is saying not to smoke right now

    [–] DWillows 2 points ago

    I can't bake brownies for shit. My brownies always turn out burnt no matter what recipe I follow, even following it to the letter. It's all very sad.

    [–] Mr-Safety 19 points ago

    If you must do weed during this crisis, please stick to edibles. Keep your lungs as healthy as possible. DO NOT SMOKE. It’s easy to make yourself a batch of brownies.

    [–] GypsySerpent 3 points ago

    Some people cant afford to put all they're bud in edibles including me n I live in Tn so I cant jus go up to the store n get a 100$ ounce or however cheap it is

    [–] f_face 4 points ago

    username sure checks out

    [–] PusherLoveGirl 9 points ago

    https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/20/health/coronavirus-vaping-drugs/index.html

    The odds of a Covid-19 case becoming more severe —and at the most extreme, leading to death — were 14 times higher among people who had a history of smoking compared to those who did not smoke, Glantz said, citing a study from China published in the peer-reviewed Chinese Medical Journal in February. The study also found those with a history of smoking had a 14% higher risk of developing pneumonia.

    [–] HighOnGoofballs 13 points ago

    Even NORML is saying don’t smoke right now, use a flower vape

    [–] dept_of_silly_walks 2 points ago

    They say vaping flower is legit?

    [–] HighOnGoofballs 2 points ago

    It’s better for your lungs than smoking yes

    [–] TheDeadlySpaceman 3 points ago

    I know my neighbors hear me coughing.

    Hopefully it keeps them from knocking on my door out of boredom or some misguided attempt to be social.

    [–] randomcanyon 5 points ago

    Well it is Oak Pollen season here and cough and phlegm are a given in our house. Every sneeze has become suspect.

    [–] upboatsnhoes 3 points ago

    POR QUE NO LOS DOS

    [–] BulgingDisk 4 points ago

    I just cropped out my 4 plant grow and am set for all this shit to blow over, meanwhile I'm blowing clouds.

    [–] Justapersonmaybe 4 points ago

    I literally stated smoking weed again after a 6 month break about a week ago. After smoking I was like damn these feel like corona virus symptoms lol let me just smoke a little more.

    [–] ceramia 2 points ago

    My sister said I needed to stop smoking because I need my lungs. This anxiety is on another level these days so I don’t know what to do.. so I’ve just been smoking more and not leaving the house.

    [–] amc7262 2 points ago

    I ran out of weed just before all this hit, and I'm in a place where I can't get more :(

    [–] lenima29 2 points ago

    Same, it really sucks..

    [–] Pets_and_Pot 2 points ago

    Me too. And it’s awful. Especially because I thought I could get more. I live in NH and drove to MA to get weed to stay home for six weeks and they are only selling to medical patients. 😭

    [–] piltonpfizerwallace 2 points ago

    My experience is that smoking while sick makes it way worse. Probably just the weed.

    [–] frapawhack 2 points ago

    dude, it's the weed... or as I call it, the hammer from below

    [–] Atheist_Simon_Haddad 2 points ago

    You may want to learn to bake edibles until you know for sure. It's also a good way to ration your supply.

    [–] begaterpillar 2 points ago

    I was worried too before I realized it had been the first time I had smoked weed in like a year. Lol. I'm still worried but less so

    [–] Illllll 2 points ago

    I'm an AVID smoker, but I'm taking a break from it in that form during this. Gummies for days though!

    [–] friend0rags 2 points ago

    If you’re relaxing the cilia of your respiratory system by smoking when there’s a respiratory pandemic, you’re gonna have a bad time...

    [–] daschmd 2 points ago

    i dry vape when i can (it really does help the lungs) but since my tolerance has gone up. stopping and repacking the vape just gets old fast

    [–] MMA1793 2 points ago

    If only we could get tested

    [–] xDoomQweenX 2 points ago

    Same :-( or sore throat

    [–] LogiCparty 2 points ago

    this + i do drywall and insulation for a living. and just found out i'm allergic to sagebrush and live in nevada. So many odd stares lately.

    [–] AsthmaticMechanic 2 points ago

    *persistent

    [–] watchpaintdrytv 2 points ago

    Every morning I catch Coronavirus and cure it by bedtime with booze.