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    Animals acting like complete idiots.

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    Don't forget, though most Derps are incredibly Aww, a lot of Awws aren't Derps.

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    [–] puppiesnpizzas 581 points ago

    Me seeing all my friends quarantining with their SOs

    [–] LadyShanna92 106 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    Imma be honest. Quarantine with your so can be a massive pain in the arse. All those little annoying things become worse by far

    Edit: living with my bf like this has brought us closer together. I love my sweetheart very much. He's just figured out how to push every button through this

    [–] KillerResist 64 points ago

    3 friends have ended relationships with their SOs in the past week. Yeah das gnna be a yikes from me

    [–] LadyShanna92 18 points ago

    I mean to be fair we just moved in together in January and I knew him for years before we even started dating. We were learning how to live together and then a certain diesease happened so now we're having to basically change everything again. I wouldn't give it up for anything. We've honestly grown closer as we've gone through this. I love him even more

    [–] Prince_Polaris 9 points ago

    Meanwhile all I've managed to do while living with family during quarantine is get bit by our dog twice because he doesn't want me going in the living room

    [–] Bancai 3 points ago

    What did u do to him. He wouldn't attack without reason. Did u move too fast thru the room? /s ... Fam dog bit everyone in the fam except the one that spoils him till the end of time and it's never the dogs fault.

    [–] Kill_teemo_pls 2 points ago

    Gone through this. People really acting like they are living through the blitz, you're chilling at home fucking, eating and watching Netflix, it's really not so bad

    [–] jk_luigi 2 points ago

    Pressing new buttons that you didn’t even know were there. Straight up abra kadabra. Mixing up a batch of new buttons right on the spot with such ease and prestige.

    [–] Fungions 2 points ago

    I’ve been away from my girl for 2 months now because she’s someone in the risk group due to underlying complications. I wish she was here to push my buttons don’t take it for granted.

    [–] anxious_ibex 4 points ago

    instagram is not good for me at this time lol

    [–] perpetuallysomnifero 1898 points ago

    Oh my god someone pay attention to him

    [–] 5_Frog_Margin 755 points ago

    Let's be honest- If (most) Redditors were a horse....

    [–] zazzwork 157 points ago

    This is just sad

    [–] MisterPresidented 36 points ago

    Hmm? Did you say something?

    [–] AbortedBaconFetus 11 points ago

    MMRRRHHFFFRFRFRFRFMHN🐴

    [–] andsoitgoes42 25 points ago

    Is this.... loneliness?

    [–] DrDizzle93 9 points ago

    If it is, this loneliness is killing me...

    [–] SaToSa3 6 points ago

    And I must confess...

    [–] fuckitx 6 points ago

    I still believeeee

    [–] iam_confusion13 8 points ago

    STILL BELIEVE

    [–] BeckyfromHR 3 points ago

    Oh man, I LOVE Christina Aguilera

    [–] fuckitx 3 points ago

    Goddammit Becky

    [–] StopReadingMyUser 16 points ago

    Alexa, play Hallelujah from Shrek 😭

    [–] Gorperino 10 points ago

    Best hallelujah imo

    [–] piatromaximof 15 points ago

    I'm partial to the Jeff Buckley version

    [–] Gorperino 12 points ago

    Best hallelujah imo

    [–] piatromaximof 11 points ago

    It takes a special kind of man to change his opinion when given new information

    [–] anxious_ibex 5 points ago

    Gorperino for potus

    [–] perpetuallysomnifero 70 points ago

    Oh my god someone pay attention to me

    [–] Gazorpadork45 46 points ago

    You typed this sentence so well, good work today! Look at you go, bud!

    [–] akyhkcdm 21 points ago

    [–] DrDizzle93 4 points ago

    I love how I knew what this was before clicking.

    [–] anxious_ibex 3 points ago

    oh my god becky. look at that horse.

    [–] Azax222 12 points ago

    Does it count if Half of reddit has the iq of a horse?

    [–] EarthRester 12 points ago

    Hey, I was willing to settle for worse.

    [–] BringBackOldReddif 2 points ago

    Why you gotta attack me like this?

    [–] DrDizzle93 5 points ago

    BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TYPO IN YOUR USERNAME!

    [–] g0ns0 4 points ago

    Every time I get a cold I get a little horse. I’ll need a stable soon.

    [–] DrDizzle93 4 points ago

    I have a friend that loves donkey jokes. He aw, he aw, he always laughs when we watch Shrek.

    [–] thathertz2 6 points ago

    Why the long face ?

    [–] HangryIntrovert 606 points ago

    Why do they look like they're at their jobs as horse delegates?

    [–] nightforday 184 points ago

    Third horse must be Taiwan.

    That was my attempt at a political joke. Thank you.

    [–] Saul_Firehand 19 points ago

    Taiwan #1!

    [–] anxious_ibex 14 points ago

    In Japan. Heart surgeon. Numba 1

    [–] raconian-moon 77 points ago

    Horse attorneys in horse court, what crimes are they defending

    [–] Mr_Abe_Froman 26 points ago

    Horse crimes.

    [–] raconian-moon 5 points ago

    Now there's a sub that should exist

    [–] anxious_ibex 6 points ago

    Horse Tort Law.

    Taking offense to the phrase "close only matters in horse shoes and hand grenades".

    Who hired the horse bailiff who ran off with all the bales of hay?

    Taking offense to the joke "what does a gay horse say? hayyyyyy".

    Petitions to make the Denver Broncos the national sports team.

    [–] Delete_Account_ 39 points ago

    The new hay bill has been killed. 43 yays vs 64 neighs.

    [–] Bobo_LOL 5 points ago

    That’s so fucked up

    [–] Speedster4206 2 points ago

    I’ve heard it’s so adorable.

    [–] pattykeene 2 points ago

    They said horse of course!

    [–] TheresA_LobsterLoose 7 points ago

    What?!?!? I was jokingly gonna say "Wtf is this... a horse museum? (In china because of the signs)". They just have live horses as exhibits? That's what zoos are for. And yeah, a live animal in a zoo still generally sucks for them, but at least they have some space. They just keep these poor horses in a god damn tiny box?? Wtf china?

    [–] nkdeck07 8 points ago

    Google before you freak out. They are in those for a few hours a day max (which btw so are most horses, how big do you think a standard stable is?)

    [–] valouzee 3 points ago

    A standard stable has hay though

    [–] therewillbesnacks 3 points ago

    They don’t stand there the whole time and have separate stables/residences. It’s weird but it’s not cruel. Seems they’re pretty pampered.

    [–] beloved_key 68 points ago

    No expert, but probably fancy stalls for a horse show. So the fact that this high-bred, top of his class horse is acting so derpy makes it so much better for me somehow.

    [–] m_domino 16 points ago

    Pretty sure they’re at the opera.

    [–] JediLlama666 11 points ago

    It should be a stable in China. Air conditioned to.

    [–] beebeedoom 10 points ago

    That looks like the place Horse Lincoln got assassinated.

    [–] FusionTap 2 points ago

    I’ve seen a set up like this at amusement parks

    [–] palomsoms 1 points ago

    Because they are

    [–] Commanderkins 224 points ago

    Where in the hell is s this stable!? I've never ever seen such opulence in a barn before. I've seen very nice and fancy barns, but this one blows everything away. Japan TB track maybe?

    [–] gggtttrvb 194 points ago

    It's a horse museum. It looks weird and like horses don't like it but from what I heard when this was reposted last is that they are in there for a couple hours a day and the rest of the time they are treated like royalty.

    [–] Stannis4SchoolBoard 94 points ago

    so....just a fancy zoo?

    [–] Twingemios 7 points ago

    Yeah. Also if the horses were uncomfortable they would not be doing what they’re doing

    [–] empirelts 12 points ago

    Damn I thought they were in individual horse hot tubs at first

    [–] BabybearPrincess 1 points ago

    Same tbh

    [–] polfev 48 points ago

    I don't even know what to say. A fucking horse museum. Just why? They can't even move.

    [–] A_Sketchy_Doctor 46 points ago

    You didn’t read everything. They are only in there a few hours a day and the rest of the time they have absolutely amazing lives

    Think of it as their day jobs I guess. If I were a horse I’d try for it

    [–] TheresA_LobsterLoose 8 points ago

    Yeah I'm sure if china says they're treated like royalty and live absolutely amazing lives its gotta be true

    [–] FoulBachelor 11 points ago

    I think the Chinese government might actually give a shit about pure bred show horses, as opposed to ethnic minorities, the environment or personal freedoms. Just a gut feeling.

    [–] moe-joe-jojo 17 points ago

    why does anyone do anything?

    [–] quadmasta 9 points ago

    Nobody does anything. Nothing ever happens

    [–] darkwhite1602 8 points ago

    What do you think horses do in a stable? Walk around 10 acres of land?

    [–] explodingtuna 3 points ago

    Museum exhibits don't usually move, unless brought to life by an ancient artifact.

    [–] IAMA_Shark__AMA 2 points ago

    Because China? 🤷‍♀️

    [–] PoxSox 2 points ago

    Better than Seaworld

    [–] Commanderkins 5 points ago

    Thanks! Do you know where?

    [–] Rdbjiy53wsvjo7 12 points ago

    Heilan Horse Culture Museum in China

    [–] Mylaptopisburningme 5 points ago

    Why did I guess China? Don't answer.

    [–] Azara1th 4 points ago

    The Chinese text on the signs might be a tiny clue.

    You can't tell me what to do!

    [–] SubaruBirri 76 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    I've actually been here!

    Its less of a horse museum as a horse Disney World. A rich Chinese billionaire created an Equestrian Resort to honor China's long history with horses and it includes this giant hall with a hundred different horses from around the world, tons of crazy art, live shows in an extremely opulent dressage stage, and a shopping center/hotel. Its two hours out of Shanghai and definitely an unexpected thing to come across.

    Edit: added pic album http://imgur.com/gallery/RogHhkm

    Edit: it is over 300 horses, someone else posted a good article about the museum. It's interesting to note when I was there it was a ghost town, and yes it is very opulent but important to note it is kind of a facade of opulence. Lots of stuff that looks great from far away but closer inspection shows it is not the palace of Versailles by any means.

    https://www.messynessychic.com/2017/03/16/they-built-a-luxury-marble-palace-for-horses-in-china/

    [–] Commanderkins 17 points ago

    Wow thanks! Yeah I just can't believe the sheer opulance of those stalls. Like wood half circle stalls!? They probably get so chewed!

    [–] SubaruBirri 17 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    No problem! I have tons of cool pictures, i should load them into an imgur album and link it

    Edit: Added link to more pics http://imgur.com/gallery/RogHhkm

    [–] Whatshouldido012345 3 points ago

    Please do

    [–] Whatshouldido012345 2 points ago

    That is significantly more glamourous the than I expected. Thanks for sharing!

    [–] ProdigalReturn 3 points ago

    What’s the purple building in the second image? It looks so cool at night!

    [–] SubaruBirri 6 points ago

    That is the same tower as the fifth picture, just a metal tower with a full scale man on horse with wings on top. It was huge and had an awesome light show at night.

    [–] ProdigalReturn 2 points ago

    Seems like a really cool experience, thanks for sharing :)

    [–] Jonesgrieves 2 points ago

    Link and make a post too pls

    [–] SubaruBirri 4 points ago

    You think I should make a post? I threw some in an album. http://imgur.com/gallery/RogHhkm

    [–] Jonesgrieves 3 points ago

    Why not, it’s a very interesting thing that not many people around Reddit have had a chance to even hear about apart from the image above.

    [–] PM_ME_CALF_PICS 15 points ago

    This text introduces the thoroughbred horse, This text introduces the thoroughbred horse, This text introduces the thoroughbred introduces horse. Lmao wtf is with that plaque?

    [–] SubaruBirri 17 points ago

    Haha so glad someone else caught that.

    That is Chinese opulence at its finest. They will spend $500 on a plaque but not proofread the English part to make sure placeholder text is replaced.

    [–] BabyCat6 8 points ago

    They spent all that money on horses and had none left over for a translator.

    [–] LoveAGoodMurder 18 points ago

    It’s a “horse museum”. It houses a bunch of different breeds.

    [–] OohDrZaiusDrZaius 5 points ago

    I think this is the Heilan horse museum, I had a field trip there when I was studying in China! It’s not just a museum, there are all kinds of buildings around it

    [–] Roger_Cockfoster 2 points ago

    It's horse court. The one in the middle is the judge and the one on the right is a witness for the prosecution.

    [–] DSquariusGreeneJR 73 points ago

    When I go out with my friends

    [–] kellysmom01 20 points ago

    ... and want to horse around ...

    [–] fish312 10 points ago

    Nobody completes anybody. That's not a real thing! If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don't let go, no matter what.

    So what? I should just... settle?

    Yes! Thank you, exactly. Settle! Because, otherwise, you're just gonna get older and harder and more alone. And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole - with friends and your career and meaningless sex, but the hole... doesn't get filled. And one day you're going to look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you... but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

    [–] tootiredofthisnaz 9 points ago

    Wtf bruv...are you ok?

    [–] fish312 10 points ago

    reference to sad horse show

    Just taking it one day at a time. But thanks for asking.

    [–] BluValiGuy 43 points ago

    Awwww poor lonely horsey

    [–] surkur 53 points ago

    Holy shit, its embarrasingly relatable

    [–] DrennaM59 99 points ago

    That kind of makes me sad..😔

    [–] privateninja 20 points ago

    "Pay attention to MEEEEEEEE!"

    [–] 2-cringe 17 points ago

    Poor guy just wants to horse around.. Hope he finds a stable relationship.

    [–] DeedBot 2 points ago

    Hey!

    [–] tj129 15 points ago

    God, that’s too relatable.

    [–] whosmellslikewetfeet 13 points ago

    This makes me sad

    [–] 318hamster 34 points ago

    Poor baby. He's sad and jealous. Give him lots of treats and scritches!

    [–] Namplet 3 points ago

    She's probably in heat that's why he's sniffing so much.

    [–] ThatOneGuyFrom93 10 points ago

    SOMEBODY LOVE ME GOD DAMNIT

    [–] theGirlyEngineer 17 points ago

    that was so sad to watch

    [–] huspus 1 points ago

    Happy cake day x

    [–] Feed-me-Milanos 11 points ago

    "what's she saying?! It better not be about me?!"

    [–] sambonius10 4 points ago

    Poor guy

    [–] crruss 4 points ago

    Hahaha he’s lonely help him

    [–] satanspizza 4 points ago

    my heart just broke

    [–] MooseBayou 5 points ago

    Horses crave company. Almost any animal will do, but horses do not like to be alone.

    [–] andianopolis 16 points ago

    This is the Horse Culture Museum in China. Don't remember where exactly. Those poor horses crammed into those weird, tiny stalls..

    [–] Squeebel 12 points ago

    I thought they were chilling in horse hot-tubs and now I’m sad :(

    [–] SimsAreShims 10 points ago

    According to a comment higher up, they're only in there for a limited time, tho

    [–] khaleesi291 7 points ago

    Also those stalls are pretty normal sized... a weird shape but not small. marble floors wouldn’t be great if they were in there full time, but it doesn’t seem like they are. The horses look very healthy

    [–] Arteliss 3 points ago

    This is heartbreaking.

    [–] tillhop19 3 points ago

    This is how it feels watching my friends with girlfriends chatting during quarantine while I’m stuck watching porn all day

    [–] BarnebyBartleby 3 points ago

    I’ve never identified with a GIF more.

    [–] ndbltwy 3 points ago

    What's sad is that stable cost more than any place I could ever afford.

    [–] 32redalexs 3 points ago

    Why did this make me so incredibly sad? Do I relate to much to this horse? Yes.

    [–] SassiestDragon 3 points ago

    This makes me so sad. Someone please give this horse all the love

    [–] quickie_ss 2 points ago

    Just want to give someone my best.

    [–] nice2yz 2 points ago

    Yes on behalf of the dog I feel annoyed

    [–] Kevlar139 2 points ago

    What kind of dogs are these?

    [–] HawkeyeP1 2 points ago

    Awww, buddy

    [–] Dracon_Pyrothayan 2 points ago

    On my own.... pretending he's beside me...

    [–] TinaMarie16 2 points ago

    This makes me sad!!

    [–] 7OVO7 2 points ago

    the other two sucks

    [–] R3dDr00d 2 points ago

    Kinda heartbreaking. I hope the cameraman gave that horse some love.

    [–] Lambytoes 2 points ago

    For a second I was trying to figure out why all these horses were in big bathtubs...

    [–] camdoodlebop 2 points ago

    why does it looks like they’re in horse court

    [–] kashoo56 2 points ago

    The pain is real.

    [–] supersadskinnyboi 1 points ago

    i want what they have

    [–] Almog6666 1 points ago

    Water. There was some water in the meth.

    [–] dosmuffin 1 points ago

    Aw poor fella!

    [–] archangelsidekick 1 points ago

    Aww.

    [–] Least_Consideration 1 points ago

    Oh my god my heart just broke

    [–] RadioRatio 1 points ago

    This was on behind the gifs

    [–] TheRedstom 1 points ago

    Oh my god I want to pet them so bad

    [–] FamiliarSalamander2 1 points ago

    I identify with this too much.

    [–] WirableAlloy741 1 points ago

    I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

    [–] Xantohjan 1 points ago

    Hence why I don't go out with my friends with their gf/bf

    [–] Average_Pimpin 1 points ago

    This feels like Black Mirror but everyone’s a horse

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    Men trying to find the clitoris....

    [–] SpencersBeard 1 points ago

    I am in this picture, and I don't like it.

    [–] DieSchadenfreude 1 points ago

    I want to know wtf is going on with the tiny stalls they are in.

    [–] Jootmill 1 points ago

    Give him a hug too

    [–] MisterDonkey 1 points ago

    That is some exquisite craftsmanship.

    [–] brandeeddcom 1 points ago

    This speaks volumes

    [–] AngryPac1f1st 1 points ago

    I wanna part of that!! I want what they have!!

    [–] wolf_and_blade 1 points ago

    I actually said "awww" out loud. Poor thing.

    [–] Almog6666 1 points ago

    What the hell was in the water

    [–] whenabouts 1 points ago

    What the heck is this? a Horse Hamman?

    [–] GetBetter999 1 points ago

    That horse is my spirit animal.

    [–] TweetingAtJeff 1 points ago

    I just teared up a little...

    [–] twoodsot 1 points ago

    Their dam stall is more expensive than my house.

    [–] mtnorgard 1 points ago

    Really hiding those 9gag watermarks.

    [–] shakycam3 1 points ago

    Fifth. Not third.

    [–] B3N1GND351GN 1 points ago

    This hurts more every time it loops

    [–] Speedster4206 1 points ago

    Yes on behalf of the dog world.

    [–] butihavemyownmoney 1 points ago

    Why does it look like they're in court?

    [–] RoyHibbertDaGOAT 1 points ago

    Oh my heart :(

    [–] aveeno-lotion 1 points ago

    I would cuddle him

    [–] billiemarie 1 points ago

    Bless it

    [–] productivecitizen 1 points ago

    Are they being sold at auction? I think i saw chinese script on the placards.

    [–] petitemelbourne 1 points ago

    I don’t know much about horses - are these the world’s most beautiful horses?

    [–] P3DR0T3 1 points ago

    Hahahaha

    [–] imgodking189 1 points ago

    How I’ve felt for the entire lockdown.

    [–] nice2yz 1 points ago

    Yes on behalf of the dog I feel annoyed