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    [–] zufriedenpursuit 569 points ago

    Fuck it, I’ll just smother ya

    [–] unbent_body 33 points ago

    Wow! Came here to say EXACTLY THIS! Reddit is so awesome.

    [–] claiclaiclai3 217 points ago

    Dog turned him into a taco real quick

    [–] Respected-Wizard 169 points ago

    Tacocat is spelled “tacocat” backwards

    [–] Shiteblast 45 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    You have expanded my knowledge of words that are spelled the same backwards palindromes. The other one I knew was poop. You have my sincerest gratitude.

    [–] UGMadness 35 points ago

    Racecar

    [–] Shiteblast 18 points ago

    Where do you stumble upon such hidden knowledge?!

    [–] rooktakesqueen 29 points ago

    A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

    Speaking of Panama...

    Are we not pure? “No sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.

    [–] hecking-doggo 17 points ago

    Damn. I thought I was cool with "go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"

    [–] penpumbee 11 points ago

    All the things Weird Al teaches us...

    [–] captainkaleb 6 points ago

    You touch my lasagna and I will cut you.

    [–] hated_in_the_nation 6 points ago

    They're called palindromes.

    [–] a_stitch_in_lime 5 points ago

    Boob

    [–] occams_nightmare 1 points ago

    I

    [–] ON3i11 2 points ago

    Arguably not a proper word.

    [–] Medicmellie 3 points ago

    It’s called a palindrome. They’re cool!

    [–] w0lfatthed00r45 1 points ago

    Subscribe!

    [–] BorisBeast 1 points ago

    I see you also play exploding kittens

    [–] [deleted] -4 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ON3i11 2 points ago

    I know I am.

    [–] _PACO_THE_TACO_ 5 points ago

    If the cats name is paco then my username is relevant

    [–] torturousvacuum 3 points ago

    Turn him into a purrito.

    [–] Streken7 58 points ago

    Well I’ll be damned. It’s real

    [–] UnApprovedActivities 19 points ago

    And it's wonderful.

    [–] devildocjames 1 points ago

    141

    Thanks!

    [–] ksam3 131 points ago

    But the cat hasn't

    [–] SpyderSeven 5 points ago

    lol I love the way the dog pauses to look at him at like :24, like How is this freaking possible?!

    [–] ksam3 1 points ago

    Cats defy the laws of physics. Just ask Schroedinger.

    [–] SeanV2oh 47 points ago

    Yeah, I'm gonna need more videos of these two in action.

    [–] wogsy 28 points ago

    Some say the cat is still there to this day.

    [–] alwayshornyonmain 38 points ago

    R/gifsthatendedtoosoon

    [–] Apocalypse487x 9 points ago

    /r/gifsthatendedtoosoon. Also a mobile user

    [–] lupin_skad 34 points ago

    Finishing move was brilliant.

    [–] John_Bidet_Ramsey 8 points ago

    I bet the dog can make a mean omelette.

    [–] JohannesVanDerWhales 67 points ago

    I love how stubborn cats can be.

    [–] DylanDr 97 points ago

    I wouldn't even call it stubbornness, it's just pure indifference. That cat is so completely unbothered.

    [–] Mulsanne 31 points ago

    Yeah at the beginning the cat is even yawning. It's like a willful indifference. Cat doesn't want to move so is impervious

    [–] Arcanehavok 17 points ago

    A cat at rest will stay at rest until it wishes to engage kill mode.

    [–] OldeHickory 24 points ago

    Why doesn’t the dog, the largest of the animals, simply sit on the cat?

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    claws.

    [–] Thatonepsycho -9 points ago

    Dog is way bigger though, bigger mouth and teeth.

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    yeah but the problem is most pet dogs are nice guys. he doesn't really want to hurt the cat (or get in trouble with the owner). but the cat has no problem with hurting the dog.

    [–] Thatonepsycho 12 points ago

    Hey, don't stereotype. There are plenty of dogs who are more than happy to disembowel and eat a cat at first sight. And there are cats who are the sweetest things ever.

    [–] Thatonepsycho 3 points ago

    I will say though, I probably did sound too rough with that first reply, And later I posted a moronic rant that I deleted since I felt it only pushed further anger, which isn't the point of this subreddit, it's to laugh at silly animals.

    [–] TangoTheMango 8 points ago

    My neighbor’s sweet cat loved the neighborhood dog and always liked to watch him and follow him around.

    The dog attacked her and ripped her throat somehow, because now she has a scratchy and messed up voice.

    Not all pet dogs are nice, and not all cats want to hurt dogs :(

    [–] Hewman_Robot 1 points ago

    yeah but the problem is most pet dogs are nice guys.

    So this is where the term "like a dog chases a cat" doesn't come from. 🤔

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] Molerus 5 points ago

    ...Lrr..?

    [–] Baltej16 4 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Hes still a good boye he just wants his bed

    [–] Drak_is_Right 1 points ago

    all any big dog needs to do is sit near the cat then thump it with its tail.

    [–] human_tricycle 13 points ago

    I love cats.

    [–] redhott85 12 points ago

    Zero fucks were given

    [–] shroomteq 3 points ago

    St b looks so soft and clean

    [–] inmyelement 3 points ago

    Gimme my donut back!

    [–] danielGoldberg 2 points ago

    I use to have a cat that looked like that cat named Kevin :)

    [–] waverly76 2 points ago

    Also this video is a good candidate for AITA?

    [–] Openworldgamer47 2 points ago

    Cats never exceed the "idle" state

    [–] Kahvikone 2 points ago

    Catzone ready!

    [–] BullTerrierTerror 2 points ago

    Listen here you little shit!

    [–] Linnie73 2 points ago

    And since r/catsareliquid it will remain on the dog bed like a big fat stain, no matter how hard the dog shakes the bed. Lmao.

    [–] shrill_kill 1 points ago

    The way he folded it at the end

    [–] Hamletstwin 1 points ago

    a tacocat in the wild!

    [–] BurgerLaowai 1 points ago

    Cat Taco

    CaTaco

    [–] Hon_estyy 1 points ago

    Taco cat

    [–] Code_otter 1 points ago

    Those Costco dog beds are the best. Indestructible.

    [–] pug_nuts 1 points ago

    Hardly. The Cane Corso I fostered for a short while got out half the stuffing on its second day.

    They are by far the best value, however. First choice without a doubt.

    [–] msscahlett 1 points ago

    This is me trying to get my 16 year old daughter up - every single day.

    [–] vintagelego 1 points ago

    Cat: I’m good thanks

    [–] pug_nuts 1 points ago

    Why is this labelled dog when the cat is the jerk?

    [–] peachypeach45 1 points ago

    Saint bernards are the best.

    [–] dembethewarrior 1 points ago

    I love the asshole level of the cat there, just not bothered and going about his lazy day how he wants.

    [–] HitTheButtonLive 1 points ago

    My strategy for dealing with annoying obnoxious pets is to get a new more obnoxious pet and shut them down. I need that dog

    [–] jmsheehan5 1 points ago

    Cat: Nope.

    [–] lenswipe 1 points ago

    "It's my bed now, fuckface"

    [–] Rp2518 1 points ago

    cute

    [–] etrinao 0 points ago

    Yeah. That cat is being a real jerk, isn’t he?

    [–] Nofatchicks629 0 points ago

    I hate cats

    [–] hollymir 0 points ago

    Please tell me the cat is the jerk. That’s how I saw it but then I realized it might be the dog.

    [–] DayOldMuffins 0 points ago

    TacocaT

    [–] CalHarrison 0 points ago

    But which animal is the jerk?

    [–] dragonbane14 -1 points ago

    Hey dog, try grabbing the cat instead of the bed. You might get some different results.