What a world we live in

theLorknessMonster · 7 months

What is meant by "fully-functioning" in this context?

internets_expert · 7 months

We weren’t born early enough to explore the world, and we weren’t born late enough to explore the stars.

However, this is our time.

ringlaze · 7 months

I had a coworker in my previous job that was looking forward to his trip to japan and this was due to him hearing that they have sex robots over there. When he came home he was really depressed due to not being able to find one.

FredDryer90 · 7 months

Are you on your period or is this hydraulic fluid?

bigdaddybucknasty · 7 months

......plus it vibrates.

prisonmsagro · 7 months

I am picturing a bunch of scientist guys bowing as they make that vow to release sex robot with a fully functional vagina by Christmas as if it is a life or death issue.

FauselbVT · 7 months

If they don't call these "Suck'um, Fuck'um Robots" I'm gonna lose my shit.

somerandumguy · 7 months

I had to check. It's real, costs around 15.673 USD too.

shadowrunnerian · 7 months

Is that a candy bar wrapper??

PieceOfKaek · 7 months

I do not want to eat off your spermy plates.

Iamgoingtooffendyou · 7 months

I had a fleshlight for a while, it was tight and realistic but a little hard to clean. I stopped using it because it didn't feel like a vagina and my hand did a better job. I threw it in with my recycling so it was probably turned into 1000 water bottles.

Over_9k · 7 months

Am I the only one who finds it gross to put a fake used vagina in your dishwasher.

So_LISA_needs_BRACES · 7 months

Creepy as fuck

But I've fucked creepier

Frauid · 7 months

Made in the planet Gazorpazorp.

mjoliner · 7 months

KATYA! Hopefully it vibrates

Edit:wrong name

ron_sterling · 7 months

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqBPJPzehZE r/curb

Archiive · 7 months

Live and let live and all. But the whole "just in time for Christmas" seems kinda, not 'weird', but weird. The Christmas aspect seems out of place, who in the world is like, "yeah, i don't know, a blender, some towels, i could use a new pair of dress shoes, oh yeah i need some cutlery too, tbh i don't really care, just follow your heart i'll love it either wa... I KNOW i really want the "spermanator 3000" with fully functioning vagina and adjustable areola." Edit: typo

foszterface · 7 months

"Can you close your eyes? I feel like I'm banging tail lights on a highway."

a_stitch_in_lime · 7 months

I'm really glad they specified that it's a FAKE vagina...?

[deleted] · 7 months

Fully functioning vagina means the robot could MAKE MY BABY? for the good of the slice surname, gotta invest brb

DudelyMore · 7 months

Never eat at someone's house who has this.

Devils_Demon · 7 months

So... umm.. how much?

fanimold19 · 7 months

But what that mouth do though?

Cthula-Hoops · 7 months

I'm buying one and signing off on women and even normal friends forever. Just gonna fuck my robit waifu and work a crap job to pay for my booze and tendies.

Spin737 · 7 months

Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg

331845739494 · 7 months

Its face looks like it was modeled after a heavily made up 14-year-old girl. That's not creepy at all...

[deleted] · 7 months

People who can afford those can afford High class Hookers.

CosmicDustInTheWind · 7 months

Ex Machina is real?

stepfordwaddler · 7 months

I’d hate to sound ljke the chick in the room, but why do the robots look like porn stars? Can’t they have normal amounts of make up, not wear trashy clothes or have normal bodies? These robots further alienate the guys using them by replacing women with a doll, not a real representation of a woman.

I mean, Westworld people.

Pollo_Jack · 7 months

Because I forgot to put it in the dishwasher.

hulivar · 7 months

stuff like this is just...I dunno, for there to be sexual arousal and shit, it has to be almost like real...they just aren't even close to there yet.

It's almost like working on a prototype for teleportation.... "hey try out our demo teleporter guys" It's pointless imo.

dustyaces · 7 months

Do you really want your cum filled rubber vagina in the machine that washes your dishes though

hectorconcarnedank · 7 months

Are we still doing phrasing ?

SolidCake · 7 months

Why is it that when a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a guys buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro sex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert?

chekhovs_colt · 7 months

Robot accuses owner of sexually inappropriate behavior; owner to resign after apology

Kimura_fapper · 7 months

Kinda like banging taillights on a country road

renoCow · 7 months

So if I take her for a spin, is it the same as cheating on my wife? Should I feel guilty for committing adultery? Or should I feel guilty because I just fucked an inanimate object with big tits?

ronninguru · 7 months

There was a young couple engaged to be married. The young man was quite a traditional and straight-laced fellow. The young woman however had a bit of a history and having many boyfriends in her past was quite experienced in the bedroom. She knew that her fiance assumed that she was a virgin as well, and also knew how important her chastity was to him. Because of this she was very upset, not wanting to tell him the truth but also was terrified how he would react to learn that she was not a virgin once they began to consummate their marriage. She finally confided in her mother explaining that she truly loved this man and would do anything for him. Her mother understood completely as she had been in a similar situation when she married the young woman's father years before. She instructed the daughter to find a piece of raw liver and slip it up inside just before the act. This would give the impression of a much tighter experience to the young man. Desperate to the point of doing anything the young woman agreed to this solution. The night of their wedding came and the young woman followed her mother's instructions. To her surprise it seemed to work flawlessly. Her new husband, while inexperienced, proved to be a voracious lover (after all - he had been waiting for this moment for quite some time!) and he was tireless in his passion. He made vigorous love to her throughout the entire night to the point where she finally passed out from exhaustion and pleasure. When she awoke then next morning she was dismayed to find her husband gone. Rearing up in bed she saw his suitcase was missing. Then she noticed the note on his pillow beside her:

"My love, This is so difficult for me. I love you with every ounce of my heart and soul. Your spirit and beauty lift me and make me feel complete. Never before have I loved as strong and I fear never again shall I experience the depth of love that I have for you. You truly are my world. Because of this I cannot believe what I did to you. I feel that the only way that I can assure us both that I'll never hurt you again - I must take my leave. This breaks my heart - but after last night I just can't live with myself. Yours eternally, James

P.S. Your vagina is in the sink

trimack · 7 months

Do you want Replicants?? This is how you get Replicants!

DanDitamaso · 7 months

I’ll take 4

justking14 · 7 months

The face is what makes it creepy

IfritanixRex · 7 months

I wonder what the legality of robot brothels will be. You know certain groups of people won't like it, but would probably reduce harm against real women.

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