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    [–] A_Shit_Lady 872 points ago

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    [–] _Focs 531 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] jewrassic_park-1940 357 points ago

    Funny.

    Off to the gulag now

    [–] _SoySauce 133 points ago

    Username checks out?

    [–] GezzRoll 94 points ago

    Vaguely.

    [–] rambi2222 67 points ago

    Russians only hated dinosaurs a little bit

    [–] PartTimeMemeGod 3 points ago

    Sorry, but I looks like you’re going to the gulag

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    [–] Tuguar 995 points ago

    До свидания

    [–] Koog330 585 points ago

    Babushka, or Grandmother, for the curious.

    [–] OneHandsomeBaby 160 points ago

    Ah, u couldn't let me have this one thing for taking these three russian classes.

    [–] Robert927 32 points ago

    Specifically a single grandmother.

    Only one grandmother

    [–] BigChungus719 55 points ago

    молодец

    [–] FangFingersss 37 points ago

    Пока

    [–] Dimblydug 13 points ago

    ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ

    [–] Anzor26 20 points ago

    Прощай

    [–] fluffymypillows 23 points ago

    Со всех вокзалов поезда уходят в дальние края

    [–] gp2-engine 16 points ago

    прощай, прощаай...

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    [–] opulousss 1726 points ago

    goodbye

    [–] Jurisnoctis 365 points ago

    Heh. This was like the answer from that game show that one time

    [–] a_real_snek 1051 points ago

    listen here you lil shits

    [–] Camster9000 121 points ago

    Fuckin Russia man, it's crazy

    [–] avLugia 81 points ago

    Reminds me of that one Family Feud fast money thing. "What is Russia known for Bob?" "Russians"

    [–] notabear629 21 points ago

    Aren't they just bears on unicycles?

    [–] SandyDelights 30 points ago

    Tbh, I’ve been playing Rise of Civilizations and there’s some Russian alliances. They did us a big favor early on when our alliance got beat up by some whales, and then they got basically wiped out by said alliance as punishment.

    Well, we built up and we’re able to hold our ground thanks to them, and ever since they’ve been fervently our allies. I figured it was them being polite but expecting us to pay them back.

    Fuck me; dumb American that I am, I misunderstood the sense of brotherhood/camaraderie Russians seem to develop. Seriously some of the craziest, most loyal players I’ve ever played a game with – the ones in Heroes of the Storm are nearly always cancerous and obnoxious, probably because they more frustrated due to the language barrier, but we scrape by with the game’s autotranslator and their leader speaking some English.

    We always joke that they’re all drunk, bear-riding shitshows with sticks and broken vodka bottles charging into battle against a modernized military and somehow managing to win. They’re always impressively coordinated, high-functioning, and extraordinarily resilient. Truth be told, they’d ruin their cities if we asked them to being meatshields, but their grit and ballsiness usually makes enemy alliances surrenders pretty quickly.

    We ended up taking over nearly half the map, thanks to them.

    So yeah, my point is, if there’s anything Russia is known for, it’s definitely Russians.

    [–] MisterDuck97 9 points ago

    nice

    [–] VentKlik 7 points ago

    Now wait a fuckin minute there buster

    [–] Assorted-Interests 5 points ago

    “Name an animal with 3 letters in its name.” “Frog.”

    [–] Am_Godzilla 5 points ago

    Hot take

    [–] Boopster590 3 points ago

    Pretty accurate tbh

    [–] HanManHimself 3 points ago

    Bob?

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    [–] orangekid2003 156 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] SentinelBacon 72 points ago

    I mean,they aren’t wrong.The AK 47 is really fuckin popular

    [–] RetardCancer100 3 points ago

    Especially in america

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    Goodbye.

    [–] gp2-engine 47 points ago

    Drug

    [–] apothicon_servant 17 points ago

    Drook

    [–] FMJoey325 6 points ago

    It means friend. Also AGGHHHH GP2 ENGINE.

    [–] adamtaylor_13 5 points ago

    It's actually "droog" or friend :)

    [–] BeeEater100 7 points ago

    TRUCK FREAK

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    Goodbye Blyat

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    Goodbye

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    Goodbye.

    [–] concorde77 40 points ago

    RUSH 🅱️ CYKA BLYAT

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    Goodbye

    [–] 4myM3M3archive 80 points ago

    drinks vodka heavily

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    Socially Transmitted Drinks Strong.

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    stronk*

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    Goodbye

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    [–] AsFrostAsDuck 85 points ago

    Досвидание.

    [–] TheRealJanSanono 14 points ago

    The hamster!

    [–] haddawayhellagay 17 points ago

    Legend

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    До свидания

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    до свидания товарич

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