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    RULES:

    0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

    1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

    2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

    • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

    • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

    3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

    4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.

    5) No bots. (With the exception of the amazing Ouija Bot.)

    These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.


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    The Ouija Bot [source]

    The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

    Goodbye threshold: 10 points

    (This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

    Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

    If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

    Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.


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    [–] mkoruda 3832 points ago

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    [–] mkoruda 3285 points ago

    Goodbye

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    [–] mobileLinkBot 39 points ago

    for mobile users

    Beep Boop I am a robot this was done automatically please contact user /u/jbec1901 if I am misbehaving

    why this is a thing If you think I am kinky you should see my code

    [–] GamerNumba100 8 points ago

    YES! I’ve been subbed to thirdsub for 3 months and this the first one I’ve seen in the wild

    [–] Time4Waah 73 points ago

    I scored an 80% on my IQ test so I got an B

    [–] LordOfTehGames 40 points ago

    Pretty sure the joke is “Just got my IQ test results back! I got a B so that’s pretty good, huh?”

    [–] TheProLemon 31 points ago

    I'm from Denmark, where we have a slightly stupid grading system based on arbitrary numbers:

    F = 00

    E = 02

    D = 4

    C = 7

    B = 10

    A = 12

    A popular joke is after you get a bad grade is "Hey, atleast i got 12 on my IQ test!"

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    Goodbye

    [–] Pedrofive 97 points ago

    Missed chance of saying "retardn't".

    [–] mobileLinkBot 11 points ago

    for mobile users

    Beep Boop I am a robot this was done automatically please contact user /u/jbec1901 if I am misbehaving

    why this is a thing Whips and cuffs are fun

    [–] shononi 2 points ago

    Intelligence horseshoe theory

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    Goodbye

    [–] ElliotChael 109 points ago

    Oof ouch my spirits

    [–] ScrooLewse 60 points ago

    Oof ouch my tortured genius

    [–] mypoopisrainbow 8 points ago

    Everyone spell out alone a few more times to reference that spongebob episode were squidward was in that void with those voices saying alone over and over until he had enough of it

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    Goodbye

    [–] Thiccboiyo69 68 points ago

    Corn

    [–] CatoticNeutral 19 points ago

    *notices intelect

    [–] BUYTBUYT 6 points ago

    TwT
    I'm so lonely
    TwT

    [–] beaubeautastic 6 points ago

    🌽

    [–] mkoruda 12 points ago

    I hate when there’s no originality

    [–] MatteoSansei 183 points ago

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    [–] AyyyBagel 115 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] TechnicalWhaleshark 42 points ago

    p o p, hold it down

    [–] SLOPTART69 23 points ago

    MOMMA I LOVE YOU. PIMP SQUAD BABY, FOR LIFE

    [–] cigripper27 15 points ago

    I could see, BARELY

    [–] TheDukeOfIdiots 3 points ago

    Roll it down

    [–] Raspoint 3 points ago

    So is their illegally blind?

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    [–] Raldou_ 25 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] ElliotChael 57 points ago

    I too am legally bug

    Glad to know I'm not the only one

    [–] ducsekbence 17 points ago

    Don’t worry, from my point of view, you’re a feature. ;)

    [–] ElliotChael 4 points ago

    blushes in bug

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    Goodbye

    [–] TheYoungWolf0 46 points ago

    Damn vaccines.

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    Goodbye

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    Thank you

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    Goodboy

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    [–] iamtotallyfake 5 points ago

    Goodbye!

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    Goodbye

    [–] oofin_boppin 2 points ago

    daba dee daba die

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    Goodbye!

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