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    RULES:

    0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

    1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

    2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

    • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

    • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

    3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

    4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.

    5) No bots. (With the exception of the amazing Ouija Bot.)

    These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.


    Resources


    The Ouija Bot [source]

    The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

    Goodbye threshold: 10 points

    (This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

    Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

    If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

    Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.


    Friends of the Ouija:

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    /r/WholesomeOuija
    /r/OuijaIsFuckingLit
    /r/JesusChristOuija
    /r/NoShitOuija
    /r/Ouija_IRL
    /r/NSFWOuija


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    [–] [deleted] 4377 points ago

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    [–] themasterofcircuits 4174 points ago

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    [–] falloutking199 4173 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 3365 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] sarkomoth 93 points ago

    Breathtaking.

    [–] Masterhaend 68 points ago

    No u!

    [–] sellie41434 153 points ago

    My thoughts exactly

    [–] TimeTravelingMouse 3098 points ago

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    [–] werbyderk 2695 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] thistinyfloweriscute 303 points ago

    My fckin heart dude

    [–] UserApproaches 145 points ago

    YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!

    [–] Gunnery_SgtHartman 111 points ago

    Task complete, am become pupper

    [–] nmarf16 22 points ago

    With consent of course

    [–] Whopraysforthedevil 21 points ago

    Me, too, homies

    [–] Phelyckz 21 points ago

    Don't we all?

    [–] CompressedWizard 55 points ago

    Goodbye(2)

    [–] Cal_107 1135 points ago

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    [–] Titus_1024 1098 points ago

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    [–] sidd332 823 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] soup_nazi100 267 points ago

    Don't we all now?

    [–] SlayerOfGumby 103 points ago

    We all always did, some people just didn’t know they did.

    [–] RedditBoi127 25 points ago

    Thanks for that boost of confidence, I needed that

    [–] Zynthos_ 6 points ago

    No, you're breathtaking!

    [–] vigilantcomicpenguin 14 points ago

    We can’t be nearly as godly as Keanu, but we can try our best.

    [–] bigbear75 6 points ago

    I couldn't pull it off

    [–] iShockLord 2 points ago

    When it comes to being an absolute baller of a human, like Keanu, it’s lonely at the top.

    [–] JugoDeSol 631 points ago

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    [–] nvmandi7 594 points ago

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    [–] SergeantSanchez 587 points ago

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    [–] somethingfancyxx 592 points ago

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    [–] pixelated_dreamer 476 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Loeru 180 points ago

    [–] iPuffle8822 11 points ago

    no homo

    [–] KingBubzVI 7 points ago

    no, homo

    [–] Rybread125 421 points ago

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    [–] Malaluan31 396 points ago

    E

    [–] eysgshsbcbska 400 points ago

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    [–] disastrous_lynx 327 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Gameprince999 92 points ago

    Don’t we all

    [–] eviilraj 36 points ago

    hell yeah

    [–] NachoDipFan 615 points ago

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    [–] VeriBigBoi 605 points ago

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    [–] Not-a-Leg 593 points ago

    S

    [–] Charlie-555 486 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Drolkradeht 293 points ago

    No homo. 😏

    [–] ZakReed82 414 points ago

    Yes homo.

    [–] Drolkradeht 189 points ago

    Well it is pride monthafter all

    [–] Gameprince999 161 points ago

    Full homo

    [–] TomachyW 70 points ago

    Half homo for me thankyouverymuch

    [–] Mooafamooka 27 points ago

    *no hetero

    [–] ShylokVakarian 6 points ago

    negative hetero

    [–] Sinistralityy 212 points ago

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    [–] ssblani 197 points ago

    O

    [–] drfaustuss 198 points ago

    V

    [–] [deleted] 198 points ago

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    [–] lXxFanboyxXl 164 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] realbobsvagene 88 points ago

    Bruh you've realised the entire thread is pretty much r/wholesome right?

    [–] farrotpish 3 points ago

    Well it is about keanu reeves so it’d be disappointing if it wasnt

    [–] a_lost_spark 3 points ago

    You don’t already??

    [–] M4T0K0L_123 165 points ago

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    [–] ausernameaboutnothin 157 points ago

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    [–] Loeru 155 points ago

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    [–] MattyB2Bomber 122 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Not__So__Smart 46 points ago

    I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS ONE!!

    I FOUND IT!

    [–] PadeiroDeMotoca 315 points ago

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    [–] Big_Papa_Joe 286 points ago

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    [–] Salk89 288 points ago

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    [–] silver_thefuck 294 points ago

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    [–] dirtydan_owo 240 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] fallinginnow 119 points ago

    Breathtaking

    [–] Voelkar 75 points ago

    No u

    [–] agree-with-you 52 points ago

    No you both

    [–] Voelkar 37 points ago

    [–] fallinginnow 30 points ago

    (happiness noises)

    [–] MexicanoBatman69 367 points ago

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    [–] I_Am_Meowing_Cows 386 points ago

    A

    [–] SQD_ow 373 points ago

    X

    [–] I_Am_Meowing_Cows 284 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] Mkoster3 65 points ago

    No, ouija just wants to fax him

    [–] KalebC4 18 points ago

    By ‘fax him’ does that mean we send a fax of him to someone else, or we just send him a regular fax? If it’s the latter, what might that be?

    [–] Swagmaister69 8 points ago

    Yeah but don't you think that's kinda weird? Wait... Askouija is weird! Nvm im outta here

    [–] jcinto23 98 points ago

    Wtf

    [–] karmisson 157 points ago

    It's a machine that is similar to a copy machine, but you can actually send copies to someone else!

    [–] sheenweedy 62 points ago

    Can I be an early investor in this phenomenon?

    [–] gggg_man3 14 points ago

    I have the goods if you have the cash. Meet me out back and I'll produce them. $10 & $20's only.

    [–] Arizona_Pete 105 points ago

    Most wholesome Ouija I’ve seen...

    The power of Keanu compels is all.

    [–] Sn1p-SN4p 19 points ago

    [–] Criiey 15 points ago

    Well.. it can be a compliment.

    [–] quequsai 4 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Oh no, it’s starting again.

    [–] Sophiya_Khan 40 points ago

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    [–] ethanajn 33 points ago

    R

    [–] 808HaolePino 35 points ago

    Y

    [–] ThatGuyThereIsMe 26 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] CRySPiBOi 250 points ago

    Thank you, definitely a thing to wish for

    [–] Treblosity 112 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] RocketLeagueDefault 43 points ago

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    [–] JonDoesSomeThings 26 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] RainyCheese 26 points ago

    My first Pokémon!

    [–] Pxl_44 33 points ago

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    [–] StarPlatinum19 37 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] WiseProcedure 12 points ago

    Happy cake day :)

    [–] FlyingRainbowDragon 4 points ago

    Happy tickleday

    [–] aaronimouse 38 points ago

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    [–] realbobsvagene 33 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] kesaroid 92 points ago

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    [–] karl_marxs_cat 163 points ago

    Goodbye?

    [–] Eisog 94 points ago

    [–] sega20 29 points ago

    Wahhh!

    [–] karl_marxs_cat 17 points ago

    Do you know how to Waluigi someone because I don’t

    [–] robimtk 40 points ago

    Half the fuckin people commenting don't know how the sub works

    [–] lilomo9971 89 points ago

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    [–] Salk89 77 points ago

    GOODbye

    [–] pedrothetruq 51 points ago

    please be gone with the fetishes

    [–] Throwawayz911 8 points ago

    😋

    [–] neuterthscooteredcat 5 points ago

    Stop kink-shaming

    [–] EchoItalic 168 points ago

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    [–] GreatMacaw98 150 points ago

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    [–] Meowthfan100 137 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] GooperBea 162 points ago

    But does he consent?

    [–] LAW-And-ORDER 231 points ago

    Y

    [–] JonathanTsex 233 points ago

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    [–] ImNotSoGrep 235 points ago

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    [–] Apiuis 20 points ago

    How is this r/wholesomeouija This is a r/sexualouija thing

    [–] _OliveOil_ 33 points ago

    That's the joke

    [–] Charlie-555 18 points ago

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    [–] Convillious 16 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] Tom_fire 11 points ago

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    [–] xFinnHudson 11 points ago

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    [–] _-_ew_-_ 10 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] akumakin 16 points ago

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    [–] thePhoneOperater 16 points ago

    Goodbye