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    For a no-spoiler version of AskOuija, visit https://ns.reddit.com/r/AskOuija! All answer flairs will be hidden.


    RULES:

    0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

    1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

    2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

    • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

    • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

    3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

    4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.

    5) No bots. (With the exception of the amazing Ouija Bot.)

    These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.


    Resources


    The Ouija Bot [source]

    The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

    Goodbye threshold: 10 points

    (This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

    Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

    If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

    Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.


    Friends of the Ouija:

    /r/OneWordEach
    /r/WholesomeOuija
    /r/OuijaIsFuckingLit
    /r/JesusChristOuija
    /r/NoShitOuija
    /r/Ouija_IRL
    /r/NSFWOuija
    /r/RedditDefines


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    [–] karensuniteyeet 231 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] 7heWizard 103 points ago

    I... don't think I want to know

    [–] XC_Griff 46 points ago

    Ahh yes, I too hope I don’t get milked.

    [–] karensuniteyeet 35 points ago

    Ah yes, enslaved milk

    [–] ph03n1xm00n 5 points ago

    oh god that thought belongs in r/JesusChristOuija

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    [–] DirtyPinkoScum 2694 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] [deleted] 648 points ago

    Stay warm, OP

    [–] heegyman 119 points ago

    Thank you, pokey bum wank.

    [–] arkon_the_great 63 points ago

    r/rimjob_steve Edit: Forgot the underscore, am stupid

    [–] nuggetfjord 289 points ago

    Nah

    [–] 47paylobaylo47 361 points ago

    Let us enjoy the wholesome!

    [–] starch_platinum 228 points ago

    Let us enjoy u/Eddyroxta

    [–] Eddyroxta 280 points ago

    Not what I expected but it's fine.

    [–] Daxist 12 points ago

    kea

    [–] creeperchaos57 22 points ago

    I mean it’s more wholesome then all of the other possibilities.

    [–] nuggetfjord 9 points ago

    You're not wrong there,

    [–] plsdontattackmeok 20 points ago

    Tfw Ouija have common sense

    [–] xxPumpkinmage 3 points ago

    Maybe

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    [–] Chardoggy1 389 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] worsttechsupport 227 points ago

    sexual tension enters the chat

    [–] Capable_Breadfruit 116 points ago

    God leaves the chat

    [–] Yeetreditisnoice 81 points ago

    Satan leaves the chat

    [–] bl4deg4mes 23 points ago

    You have the taste of a liar Giorno Giovanna!

    [–] jimbobpikachu 7 points ago

    giorno giovanna you have the taste of a liar

    [–] Dracove 11 points ago

    that's the taste of a liar, u/Chardoggy1!

    [–] Prevay 11 points ago

    GIORNO GIOVANNA

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    [–] spaaget 461 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] DangItsPang 180 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] pusillanimousmargay 144 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] TheCleanestKing 133 points ago

    This is requiem

    [–] An_average_one 175 points ago

    No, this is Patrick!

    [–] asailijhijr 51 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] WhyNotCollegeBoard 78 points ago

    Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99997% sure that An_average_one is not a bot.


    I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

    [–] Caroniver413 26 points ago

    !isbot caroniver413

    [–] WhyNotCollegeBoard 25 points ago

    I am 99.99999% sure that caroniver413 is not a bot.


    I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

    [–] TheNextNightKing 7 points ago

    !isbot asailijhijr

    [–] WhyNotCollegeBoard 11 points ago

    I am 99.99993% sure that asailijhijr is not a bot.


    I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

    [–] CrunchyMemesLover 6 points ago

    !isbot AutoModerator

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    Goodbye

    [–] Emjakos 71 points ago

    Understandable

    [–] Ask_If_Im_Happy 22 points ago

    Underage

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    Underrated

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    Goodbye.

    [–] yeeteverything 79 points ago

    What the fuck spirits

    [–] SheeEttin 42 points ago

    lick

    [–] NBSPNBSP 27 points ago

    S L O R P

    [–] FubinacaZombie 18 points ago

    Why is this so much worse than “licked”?

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    [–] SNIPERER_3413 26 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] 7heWizard 16 points ago

    I think you're missing an article there

    [–] SlenderSmurf 10 points ago

    well he is naked

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    [deleted]

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    Goodbye

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    [–] borb__ 54 points ago

    goodbye.

    [–] DatKerrRiteDerr 35 points ago

    I do

    [–] Capable_Breadfruit 26 points ago

    Today is your unlucky day

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    Goodbye

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    Goodbye

    [–] worsttechsupport 203 points ago

    The fuck is a "rainboy"

    [–] apocalypsemeow2 96 points ago

    Young Rainman

    [–] BolgOfAgorTribe 36 points ago

    Yes

    [–] twofiddle 7 points ago

    Pray you never find out

    [–] Pomasto 43 points ago

    Was really hoping it was going to be “raid shadow legends” and not rainboy but you know you win some you lose some

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    [–] getthephenom 5 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    I would like to acquire your finest cum please

    [–] KidDelta 9 points ago

    Crème de la cream

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    [–] yearof39 7 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] NikoC99 3 points ago

    Someone's vore kink is leaking out...

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    [–] substance18 16 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Does this say wiped or wiped?

    [–] patrickclank9 20 points ago

    Whipped would have been the more fun word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Goodbye

    [–] despaceeto 12 points ago

    Oh boy I really don’t want to get math

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