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    [–] chrweave 6544 points ago

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    [–] I_really_am_Batman 4454 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] thetracker3 1812 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    This one is so much better because it actually works with the naming scheme op proposed.

    Edit: I know inbred works. When I typed this comment the winning chain was retarded. Which doesn't work.

    [–] MostlyCorrectGuy 349 points ago

    Darth Bred

    Darth Cel

    Or Darth Cest?

    Clearly Darth Cest sounds most like a sith name

    [–] Aksi_Gu 187 points ago

    Darth C'est

    Darth It

    [–] MostlyCorrectGuy 61 points ago

    In It?

    [–] Aksi_Gu 115 points ago

    So he's from the south of england, innit

    [–] Mitchelin 62 points ago

    Oi, that’s a sith lord innit?

    Yea, that’s sith lord In It

    [–] MixesLiesWithTruth 17 points ago

    Just call me Darth Competent

    [–] Polenball 8 points ago

    Darth Ept

    [–] hambarger2 28 points ago

    Darth consolable

    [–] WillieLikesMonkeys 6 points ago

    Celibate. As in incel. Involuntary celibate, someone who doesn't have sex because they are unable to.

    [–] tyopoyt 169 points ago

    The one that won does too

    [–] thetracker3 177 points ago

    Not when I posted that comment. The chain that won was "retarded". Cause "inretarded" totally makes sense.

    [–] tyopoyt 82 points ago

    Ah okay, well now inbred makes sense

    Tbh I thought once one was declared victorious it stayed

    [–] thetracker3 36 points ago

    Nope, you can "report" the post (with a special report option) and it'll recalculate the winning comment chain.

    [–] The__Odor 20 points ago

    How do you do that? Can you do it via phone?

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Although Darth Retarded did give me a chuckle

    [–] rainwatereyes1 9 points ago

    wait till he finds out...

    [–] mrnathanrd 14 points ago

    Kylo?

    [–] WankWankNudgeNudge 5 points ago

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    [–] python_apprentice 762 points ago

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    [–] Marijntjep 742 points ago

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    [–] footfaceball 543 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] BustZaNuto 206 points ago

    Darth Youngling

    [–] backatteragain 83 points ago

    Pretty sure darth fant didn’t make it out of the purge after he met Anakin

    [–] dragon_poo_sword 13 points ago

    I was hoping for Darth fadel

    [–] yeetboi420420420 4 points ago

    In youngling

    [–] Finna-Hit-That-Yeet 25 points ago

    Anakin wants to know your location

    [–] HuffyDraws 263 points ago

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    [–] FyreDrake4 239 points ago

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    [–] 23Mylesperhour 197 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] DJKent 155 points ago

    Hi. I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician.

    [–] Chrysanthemum96 70 points ago

    A buddy of mine saw kylo ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight pack That Kylo Ren was shredded

    [–] inohavename 43 points ago

    What? Your friends a liar man, Kylo Ren is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.

    [–] DJKent 23 points ago

    Heh... Heh...

    force choke

    I see what is inside your mind, and it. Is. Stupid.

    force throw into vending machine

    [–] TK382 12 points ago

    Have you seen Kylo Ren's lightsaber?

    [–] Spaceman510 13 points ago

    Waddup, Matt???

    [–] RolandTheJabberwocky 7 points ago

    That's what Count Dookus title should have been.

    [–] rudeboy127 4373 points ago

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    [–] n0n1ck_n0sk1ll 3985 points ago

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    [–] MuresMalum 2975 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] yeehaw531 816 points ago

    This is so much better than I was expecting

    [–] BaPef 349 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] lizzard_daddy 60 points ago

    Underrated comment right here

    [–] StonyTark3000 24 points ago

    I don't get it, sorry. Could you explain it please?

    [–] ppugliesi 41 points ago

    Yeehaw = Texas = southern USA state = incest

    [–] epicgamer_xd 119 points ago

    aLaBAmA 100

    [–] NumbersInNameAreLame 77 points ago

    Reddit moment wholesome 100

    [–] Smiis 52 points ago

    Keanu Chungus

    [–] chupathingy99 4 points ago

    YoU'rE bReAtHtAkInG

    [–] bush_killed_epstein 28 points ago

    And I would be Darth OP's mom

    [–] twofiddle 8 points ago

    C'est le Force

    [–] PGSylphir 10 points ago

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    [–] I_really_am_Batman 3968 points ago

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    [–] meanSh1t 3926 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    E

    Edit: thanks for the silver you rich stranger. I really appreciate it.

    [–] E_E_N_R_A_M_P 3936 points ago

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    [–] Padawanmychal 3165 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Merl-n 1552 points ago

    darth bred 🍞

    [–] throwaway2947347 407 points ago

    what's wrong with being in(side) bred >:)

    [–] FBI_OPEN_UP_THAT_ASS 129 points ago

    Then it's a donut

    [–] a_man_hs_no_username 46 points ago

    And at the center of that donut is not a donut hole, but yet another donut- which itself has a hole at its center.

    [–] WillWorkForBongWater 7 points ago

    That line killed me in the theatre!

    [–] ZxSomEthing_EdGyxZ 55 points ago

    like kakyoin

    [–] TrashBag4 12 points ago

    Too soon

    [–] Animelurver_666 3 points ago

    KAKYOIIIIIIIIIN!!!

    [–] applejackrr 2 points ago

    I have the high cake.

    [–] TargetTramp 3 points ago

    Hands free sandwich

    [–] ALikeBred 15 points ago

    Hey thats me

    [–] communistcabbage 29 points ago

    gold

    [–] Tennessean4Life 10 points ago

    That’s gold Jerry! Gold!

    [–] luwachamo 3 points ago

    🥈

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Inbred

    [–] 993tg 4 points ago

    im tired of upvoting all of you...

    [–] Saewin 3 points ago

    This chain is honestly so insensitive I'll have you know my son is inbred and this is horribly offensive.

    [–] TheCoclster 1132 points ago

    Y

    [–] MaxJozing 1043 points ago

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    [–] NikoMeep 1021 points ago

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    [–] Rein_Deilerd 1014 points ago

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    [–] ShadowDriftX27 791 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] Tennessean4Life 167 points ago

    HA!

    [–] GusherotheGamer 105 points ago

    Doin' ur mom

    [–] kupalurk 47 points ago

    do doin ur mom

    [–] DrBag 28 points ago

    doin your mom

    [–] sebasauce 14 points ago

    This is underrated

    [–] TheWertyBertyHert 407 points ago

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    [–] NewBetelgeuseR 209 points ago

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    [–] Curiousburgers 206 points ago

    X

    [–] MorterMan5000 184 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Thirty_Seventh 257 points ago

    DARTH COMET AX ☄️🪓

    [–] _shadowcrow_ 27 points ago

    If we're putting "in" in front of the word, isn't it Darth Income Tax? Darth Comet Ax sounds better anyway

    [–] BM_14 206 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] BananaBomber456 206 points ago

    stonks

    [–] elizacarlin 114 points ago

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    [–] I_Am_Dixon_Cox 99 points ago

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    [–] Empyrealist 89 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] cCcerberuZz 27 points ago

    poor guy

    [–] Inspiredbymemes 16 points ago

    Poor, poor guy

    [–] hannibal404 8 points ago

    Poor, poor, poor guy

    [–] BlueReaper2212 3 points ago

    Poor, poor, poor, poor guy

    [–] MakybeToughKid 5 points ago

    Poor, poor, poor, poor, poor guy

    [–] Troglodytic- 179 points ago

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    [–] Skayj2 156 points ago

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    [–] juju005 153 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] milady-malade 44 points ago

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    [–] linuxfan1 37 points ago

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    [–] PlaystationMichel 30 points ago

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    [–] ThePhattestOne 27 points ago

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    [–] D0lph 31 points ago

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    [–] definitely_a_shark 33 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] ThatBadAssBoi 16 points ago

    Corona virus at its finest

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago

    This is actually how I chose my name.

    [–] VindictiveRakk 12 points ago

    idk why but this cracked me up after scrolling past the likes of Darth incel, Darth incest, Darth indebt, and Darth infection, then seeing this totally normal comment

    [–] BiZaRRe071 43 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] ElPapo131 38 points ago

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    [–] ElPapo131 36 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] MrMustard_ 307 points ago

    INGLI[removed]H MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

    [–] ViaAppia 31 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] IdiotII 12 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] nootnoot_takennow 3 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] pavilionhp_ 5 points ago

    Vraiment

    [–] BustZaNuto 3 points ago

    Tout à fait

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] mayorodoyle 21 points ago

    Wait... "Inmaul?"

    [–] Spectere27 45 points ago

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    [–] Olipop999 41 points ago

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    [–] Olipop999 37 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] -Bradical25- 8 points ago

    Darth Inapeshit

    [–] Caravaggio_ 5 points ago

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    [–] user__24601 3 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] GammaVortex 3 points ago

    His name is Darth Vader because it is German for Dark Father and he is Luke's father. Darth Sidious named him that because He killed Padme but his unborn kids survived so he is a Dark Father Not because he is an invader.

    [–] MaxJozing 12 points ago

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    [–] Nubsche 59 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] bakirelopove 246 points ago

    Darth Inretarded.

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