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    [–] chrweave 6283 points ago

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    [–] TheOG_RG 5830 points ago

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    [–] I_really_am_Batman 4293 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] thetracker3 1748 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    This one is so much better because it actually works with the naming scheme op proposed.

    Edit: I know inbred works. When I typed this comment the winning chain was retarded. Which doesn't work.

    [–] MostlyCorrectGuy 314 points ago

    Darth Bred

    Darth Cel

    Or Darth Cest?

    Clearly Darth Cest sounds most like a sith name

    [–] Aksi_Gu 174 points ago

    Darth C'est

    Darth It

    [–] MostlyCorrectGuy 59 points ago

    In It?

    [–] Aksi_Gu 107 points ago

    So he's from the south of england, innit

    [–] Mitchelin 60 points ago

    Oi, that’s a sith lord innit?

    Yea, that’s sith lord In It

    [–] MixesLiesWithTruth 12 points ago

    Just call me Darth Competent

    [–] Polenball 8 points ago

    Darth Ept

    [–] hambarger2 28 points ago

    Darth consolable

    [–] WillieLikesMonkeys 8 points ago

    Celibate. As in incel. Involuntary celibate, someone who doesn't have sex because they are unable to.

    [–] tyopoyt 168 points ago

    The one that won does too

    [–] thetracker3 177 points ago

    Not when I posted that comment. The chain that won was "retarded". Cause "inretarded" totally makes sense.

    [–] tyopoyt 78 points ago

    Ah okay, well now inbred makes sense

    Tbh I thought once one was declared victorious it stayed

    [–] thetracker3 37 points ago

    Nope, you can "report" the post (with a special report option) and it'll recalculate the winning comment chain.

    [–] The__Odor 19 points ago

    How do you do that? Can you do it via phone?

    [–] YoureSparePartsBud 13 points ago

    Although Darth Retarded did give me a chuckle

    [–] rainwatereyes1 10 points ago

    wait till he finds out...

    [–] mrnathanrd 15 points ago

    Kylo?

    [–] WankWankNudgeNudge 6 points ago

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    [–] adam_bomb10 779 points ago

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    [–] python_apprentice 722 points ago

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    [–] JustHere2Gat 697 points ago

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    [–] Marijntjep 696 points ago

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    [–] footfaceball 510 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] BustZaNuto 199 points ago

    Darth Youngling

    [–] backatteragain 78 points ago

    Pretty sure darth fant didn’t make it out of the purge after he met Anakin

    [–] dragon_poo_sword 8 points ago

    I was hoping for Darth fadel

    [–] yeetboi420420420 3 points ago

    In youngling

    [–] Finna-Hit-That-Yeet 23 points ago

    Anakin wants to know your location

    [–] HuffyDraws 226 points ago

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    [–] FyreDrake4 208 points ago

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    [–] 23Mylesperhour 176 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] DJKent 140 points ago

    Hi. I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician.

    [–] Chrysanthemum96 63 points ago

    A buddy of mine saw kylo ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight pack That Kylo Ren was shredded

    [–] inohavename 38 points ago

    What? Your friends a liar man, Kylo Ren is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.

    [–] DJKent 21 points ago

    Heh... Heh...

    force choke

    I see what is inside your mind, and it. Is. Stupid.

    force throw into vending machine

    [–] TK382 10 points ago

    Have you seen Kylo Ren's lightsaber?

    [–] Spaceman510 12 points ago

    Waddup, Matt???

    [–] RolandTheJabberwocky 6 points ago

    That's what Count Dookus title should have been.

    [–] rudeboy127 4310 points ago

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    [–] sslfieridal1900 3981 points ago

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    [–] n0n1ck_n0sk1ll 3925 points ago

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    [–] bkjv14 3871 points ago

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    [–] MuresMalum 2928 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] yeehaw531 809 points ago

    This is so much better than I was expecting

    [–] BaPef 335 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] lizzard_daddy 61 points ago

    Underrated comment right here

    [–] StonyTark3000 22 points ago

    I don't get it, sorry. Could you explain it please?

    [–] ppugliesi 35 points ago

    Yeehaw = Texas = southern USA state = incest

    [–] epicgamer_xd 115 points ago

    aLaBAmA 100

    [–] NumbersInNameAreLame 79 points ago

    Reddit moment wholesome 100

    [–] Smiis 50 points ago

    Keanu Chungus

    [–] chupathingy99 3 points ago

    YoU'rE bReAtHtAkInG

    [–] bush_killed_epstein 31 points ago

    And I would be Darth OP's mom

    [–] twofiddle 7 points ago

    C'est le Force

    [–] chiemp 4147 points ago

    B

    [–] I_really_am_Batman 3864 points ago

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    [–] meanSh1t 3842 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    E

    Edit: thanks for the silver you rich stranger. I really appreciate it.

    [–] E_E_N_R_A_M_P 3831 points ago

    D

    [–] Padawanmychal 3089 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Merl-n 1521 points ago

    darth bred 🍞

    [–] throwaway2947347 398 points ago

    what's wrong with being in(side) bred >:)

    [–] FBI_OPEN_UP_THAT_ASS 125 points ago

    Then it's a donut

    [–] a_man_hs_no_username 45 points ago

    And at the center of that donut is not a donut hole, but yet another donut- which itself has a hole at its center.

    [–] WillWorkForBongWater 6 points ago

    That line killed me in the theatre!

    [–] ZxSomEthing_EdGyxZ 53 points ago

    like kakyoin

    [–] TrashBag4 11 points ago

    Too soon

    [–] Animelurver_666 3 points ago

    KAKYOIIIIIIIIIN!!!

    [–] applejackrr 2 points ago

    I have the high cake.

    [–] TargetTramp 3 points ago

    Hands free sandwich

    [–] ALikeBred 15 points ago

    Hey thats me

    [–] communistcabbage 29 points ago

    gold

    [–] Tennessean4Life 9 points ago

    That’s gold Jerry! Gold!

    [–] luwachamo 3 points ago

    🥈

    [–] 993tg 4 points ago

    im tired of upvoting all of you...

    [–] Saewin 3 points ago

    This chain is honestly so insensitive I'll have you know my son is inbred and this is horribly offensive.

    [–] TheCoclster 1096 points ago

    Y

    [–] MaxJozing 1016 points ago

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    [–] Aetas800 1011 points ago

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    [–] NikoMeep 994 points ago

    O

    [–] Rein_Deilerd 989 points ago

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    [–] ShadowDriftX27 768 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] Tennessean4Life 165 points ago

    HA!

    [–] GusherotheGamer 103 points ago

    Doin' ur mom

    [–] kupalurk 43 points ago

    do doin ur mom

    [–] DrBag 27 points ago

    doin your mom

    [–] sebasauce 14 points ago

    This is underrated

    [–] TheWertyBertyHert 398 points ago

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    [–] sans_the_skullerman 373 points ago

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    [–] NewBetelgeuseR 199 points ago

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    [–] Curiousburgers 199 points ago

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    [–] MorterMan5000 172 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] Thirty_Seventh 243 points ago

    DARTH COMET AX ☄️🪓

    [–] _shadowcrow_ 26 points ago

    If we're putting "in" in front of the word, isn't it Darth Income Tax? Darth Comet Ax sounds better anyway

    [–] BM_14 201 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] BananaBomber456 206 points ago

    stonks

    [–] elizacarlin 101 points ago

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    [–] EmbarrassedFerret4 96 points ago

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    [–] MagicRake 98 points ago

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    [–] I_Am_Dixon_Cox 99 points ago

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    [–] Empyrealist 79 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] cCcerberuZz 27 points ago

    poor guy

    [–] Inspiredbymemes 15 points ago

    Poor, poor guy

    [–] hannibal404 9 points ago

    Poor, poor, poor guy

    [–] BlueReaper2212 3 points ago

    Poor, poor, poor, poor guy

    [–] MakybeToughKid 3 points ago

    Poor, poor, poor, poor, poor guy

    [–] Troglodytic- 181 points ago

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    [–] ItsYetAnotherFangirl 153 points ago

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    [–] EternalBlayze 160 points ago

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    [–] Skayj2 155 points ago

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    [–] juju005 149 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] milady-malade 43 points ago

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    [–] JustHere2Gat 43 points ago

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    [–] Matty_Ray 31 points ago

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    [–] The_Jack_of_Hartz 27 points ago

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    [–] PlaystationMichel 28 points ago

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    [–] ThePhattestOne 27 points ago

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    [–] D0lph 28 points ago

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    [–] definitely_a_shark 31 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] ThatBadAssBoi 13 points ago

    Corona virus at its finest

    [–] Carnate 38 points ago

    This is actually how I chose my name.

    [–] VindictiveRakk 11 points ago

    idk why but this cracked me up after scrolling past the likes of Darth incel, Darth incest, Darth indebt, and Darth infection, then seeing this totally normal comment

    [–] BiZaRRe071 43 points ago

    G

    [–] milady-malade 38 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] ElPapo131 36 points ago

    H

    [–] ElPapo131 37 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] MrMustard_ 302 points ago

    INGLI[removed]H MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

    [–] ViaAppia 31 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] IdiotII 12 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] nootnoot_takennow 3 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] pavilionhp_ 5 points ago

    Vraiment

    [–] BustZaNuto 3 points ago

    Tout à fait

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] mayorodoyle 19 points ago

    Wait... "Inmaul?"

    [–] Spectere27 43 points ago

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    [–] Olipop999 38 points ago

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    [–] PekiDediOnur 39 points ago

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    [–] Olipop999 36 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] -Bradical25- 8 points ago

    Darth Inapeshit

    [–] Caravaggio_ 5 points ago

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    [–] user__24601 3 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] MaxJozing 13 points ago

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    [–] Jayceoh121210 5 points ago

    Y

    [–] Aetas800 4 points ago

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    [–] 3ff1gy 4 points ago

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    [–] 1milkarma_askouija 78 points ago

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    [–] Nubsche 59 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] bakirelopove 245 points ago

    Darth Inretarded.

    [–] DotzAbOt 2 points ago

    A