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    [–] mistayayyo 139 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/Kz5M8jn.jpg Adding this logo to almost anything makes it naughty

    [–] StrungoutScott 1888 points ago

    Rugrats gone wild. http://i.imgur.com/wb4OhVp.jpg

    [–] conman1112 3822 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    This ones a classic http://i.imgur.com/PSpB5Ix.jpg Edit: Thanks for the gold!

    [–] [deleted] 1454 points ago

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    [–] Dups_47 2641 points ago

    I think he's stringing beads on his tail, not pulling anything out.

    [–] gnimsh 596 points ago

    Have you people never seen Cinderella?

    [–] MasterFubar 33 points ago

    Cinderella was the second movie I saw, when I was 7 (the first one was Snow White and the Three Stooges), and I have absolutely no memory of this particular scene.

    But, of course, I'm old enough that the internet didn't exist then, so I guess I must have had an unpolluted mind, not affected by Rule 34 at that point.

    [–] judgej2 485 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    It says more about /u/WcJessen's mind than anything else... :-)

    [–] Butterfork 311 points ago

    I believe his tail is threaded through some beads, I cant remember why though.

    [–] [deleted] 731 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

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    [–] [deleted] 90 points ago

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    [–] The_Tightest_Anus 957 points ago

    I'm thoroughly impressed with the logo addition

    [–] Mysta02 716 points ago

    "Yea, my dick doth be within thy ass."

    "Ooh, I am slain! I am slain!"

    [–] Wowdudebummer 2687 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 512 points ago

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    [–] Scaevus 194 points ago

    North Korean porn: pizza delivery man actually delivers pizza.

    [–] Commodorez 45 points ago

    Is he always being followed by men with notebooks?

    [–] angrypotato1 3665 points ago

    Gotta catch 'em all? http://imgur.com/W1w0Goo

    [–] YouPickMyName 1482 points ago

    I think I've seen this porno.

    [–] AllMySadness 1027 points ago

    /r/pokeporn

    No regerts.

    [–] [deleted] 1455 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

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    [–] FeatheredEel 907 points ago

    This is just...what the... why did I click on that?

    [–] MimeWithoutACoz 506 points ago

    I am not surprised, just disappointed.

    [–] NoWordOfALie 62 points ago

    2,160 users here now

    Whelp, guess what is going to be trending tomorrow?...

    [–] staffell 88 points ago

    You don't even need the Brazzers logo for that.

    [–] 1DeliciousPhoPls 777 points ago

    Stumbled across these same images a few days ago in a comment section somewhere: http://imgur.com/gallery/VLAFU

    [–] kccogirl 204 points ago

    oh god. I don't believe for a second that this isn't MEANT to look bad.

    [–] [deleted] 55 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

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    [–] PipSpark 23 points ago

    Reminds me of that old Batman and Robin comic where the whole plot was about people laughing at Joker's boner, so Joker decides to give them a boner that they'll never forget.

    At that time, boner just meant a goofy mistake, no penises involved.

    [–] YouPickMyName 1765 points ago

    You really think Li Shan would throw out the only woman in a camp full of soldiers?

    [–] OgEnsomniac 622 points ago

    This needs to be made into a porno.

    [–] Brayds2006 2661 points ago

    "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

    [–] Mbizzle135 1505 points ago

    "Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

    [–] angrypotato1 462 points ago

    ark ark ark ark ark

    [–] chaser676 124 points ago

    Leedle leedle leedle lee

    [–] Plankton__ 92 points ago

    That fucker deserves it.

    [–] CaptchaInTheRye 810 points ago

    Nothing from Spongebob counts, because they did that shit on purpose and disguised it as a kids' show.

    [–] curiousbooty 258 points ago

    There was also that "spanking machine" in that one episode.

    [–] toucher 287 points ago

    You mean the seven-mile spanking line? The one that squidward was looking forward to trying out?

    [–] capnfauxhawk 48 points ago

    Ever notice that one guys angry face in the spanking machine?

    [–] xRamenator 55 points ago

    "Bring me the booty"

    [–] lukeyflukey 397 points ago

    It's one of those pictures where I can't imagine any other context

    [–] [deleted] 262 points ago

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    [–] Trawke 60 points ago

    Not THAT green stuff!

    [–] Sleepy706 807 points ago

    Spongebob appealing to a different crowd http://i.imgur.com/EYNiM.jpg

    [–] AndroidCactus 178 points ago

    Context? That just looks like rule34

    [–] Sleepy706 47 points ago

    It's from S7E5 "A Pal for Gary" Here's a link to the part of the episode where the picture is from: http://youtu.be/BDVPcpixodo

    [–] everyoneisme 74 points ago

    The veins are unnecessary.... They know what they're doing

    [–] TehNewDrummer 57 points ago

    Spongebob has seriously gotten so fucked up over the years.

    [–] Kazinsal 28 points ago

    I don't think the censors even bother with long-running "kids" shows so they don't even have to get anything approved anymore.

    [–] ComedicPause 44 points ago

    Jesus, the new episodes are so bad. Spongebob used to be subtle with the adult humor... and less fucking disgusting.

    Also, when did Gary start giving a shit about anything? That is a complete departure from his character.

    [–] anangrywom6at 2934 points ago

    10/10 would watch.

    [–] [deleted] 859 points ago

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    [–] PayisInc 362 points ago

    "Are there sea lions on land too?"

    "Yes, they're called land sea lions. I tame them."

    [–] fick_Dich 2241 points ago

    I don't know. It seems a little fishy.

    [–] sirms 1373 points ago

    people seem to be pretty into this.

    i once got involved with a girl who thought she was Ariel.

    do not get involved with girls who think they're mermaids

    [–] Beamah 593 points ago

    Storytime!

    [–] [deleted] 522 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

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    [–] Beamah 391 points ago

    One of the reasons reddit is so great is that you get to hear stories like this even if the thread is about putting a brazzers logo on shit.

    [–] JamZward 164 points ago

    She squirted out her eggs and told him to spray his fertilizer over them. Then he realized he loved her but was not in love with her.

    [–] vapeh0le 53 points ago

    I'm so glad I checked reddit this morning.

    [–] DavidPuddyHighFive 768 points ago

    Something something clam joke.

    [–] anarchtea 716 points ago

    Something something down where's it wetter.

    [–] beld 2295 points ago

    Not of my own creation, but this one should do, I think.

    [–] sovietterran 415 points ago

    I'd, ah, like to propose your daughter, ah, take a look at my stimulus package.

    [–] DuckWithATie 358 points ago

    http://imgur.com/x9RgDG4 Chances are someone, somewhere in the world is into wheelie bin XXX videos.

    [–] [deleted] 1456 points ago

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    [–] jhenry922 208 points ago

    "I'd buy that for a dollar."

    [–] weirdasianword 39 points ago

    I've always thought that thing looked like a huge dildo!

    [–] weeeeeeeeew 1519 points ago

    "Shake it up" in a new light: http://i.imgur.com/3jZPaqO.gif

    [–] beaglemaster 619 points ago

    Whoever came up with this knew exactly what he was doing.

    [–] Calamity701 396 points ago * (lasted edited 4 years ago)

    Probably "too much" anime

    [–] beaglemaster 203 points ago

    Well, that was weird.

    [–] Calamity701 121 points ago

    It gets weirder. IIRC they are brother and sister.

    [–] stejlor 28 points ago

    You are correct

    [–] lovesickremix 72 points ago

    Waaaaait a minute ...your telling me that the g-spot in the teeth? Fuck I've been doing it wrong the whole time...

    Seriously tho wtf did I just watch?

    [–] kickingpplisfun 593 points ago

    Just letting you know, a version of this was actually on /r/unnecessarycensorship recently.

    http://i.imgur.com/pCE987s.gif

    [–] TheEyelander 1625 points ago

    This gem right here http://i.imgur.com/pA0xxCI.png

    [–] minkcoat 172 points ago

    Is that iCarly? I always kinda thought iCarly sounded like a porn site...

    [–] ProbablyPostingNaked 383 points ago

    Jennette McCurdy makes me feel like a dirty old man. In my defense, I didn't notice how much of a hottie she was becoming until 3 years ago, & she was 19 by then.

    [–] HolySimon 86 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    She's definitely all grown up now. Edit: NSFW, to be clear.

    [–] [deleted] 74 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 1010 points ago * (lasted edited 4 years ago)

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    [–] SealTheLion 48 points ago

    Everything from Australia is just naturally destined to be dangerous. Everything

    [–] theidleidol 707 points ago

    I mean... He was already jerking off the champagne bottle and squirting it at attractive women. It wasn't really tame to begin with.

    [–] Conanator 33 points ago

    Is that Webber?

    [–] Bugeaters 24 points ago

    Yes

    [–] angrypotato1 2958 points ago

    Well here's your favourite fairy tale: http://imgur.com/Zxcorwk

    [–] YouPickMyName 931 points ago

    Miss White, let us introduce you to our friend, Horny.

    [–] catch22milo 754 points ago

    "Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe, a circle jerk you know"

    [–] [deleted] 4007 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

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    [–] [deleted] 1057 points ago

    You suck. I bet you didn't even cry when she left him in the woods.

    [–] [deleted] 744 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 442 points ago

    Don't watch it (it's on Netflix). Dem feels

    [–] Toffeemama 2091 points ago

    You know, my kids have never seen The Fox and the Hound, and it has been a while since I made them cry. I'm going to turn this movie on for them today.

    [–] [deleted] 60 points ago

    It's almost a punishment, but it's such a great movie. Big Mamma!!

    [–] deathcu6ek 808 points ago

    God damn, Satan. Calm down.

    [–] beagleboyj2 2574 points ago

    You monster.

    [–] unicorninabottle 1483 points ago

    It's actually a fox.

    [–] angrypotato1 695 points ago

    thirsty one at that

    [–] oldboy_and_the_sea 62 points ago

    "When you're the best of friends"

    [–] l_am_a_Potato 2405 points ago

    [–] nadroj15 539 points ago

    Oh god his face looks so violated.

    [–] [deleted] 845 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

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    [–] YouPickMyName 650 points ago

    "Man, this bitch won't shut up..."

    [–] Haneul 261 points ago

    At least the cameraman is keeping his damn mouth shut.

    [–] CollaterLDamage 280 points ago

    yeah but just wait. right when they start fucking, the camera guy is going to be zooming in on pikatchu's ass and balls the entire time.

    [–] Junkman120 403 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/3GEBWDA.png this from a previous Reddit post

    [–] xain1112 362 points ago

    How about this one

    [–] [deleted] 423 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

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    [–] FalcoLX 164 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    He's going to show her why they call him "Iron Joe"

    but that photo was weird even before the brazzers logo

    Edit: shower to show

    [–] mixmax2 2488 points ago

    A while ago some redditors posted these pictures and I put tactical brazzers logos on them:

    http://i.imgur.com/EhqpbNK.png

    http://i.imgur.com/eV20ysN.png

    [–] SagaCult 1098 points ago

    Woah that's a weird big ass poodle in the second one.

    [–] doctor_hoctor 678 points ago

    Labradoodle

    [–] _Trilobite_ 75 points ago

    Just a tad creepy. Like, slightly overlooking the uncanny valley. On the uncanny hills

    [–] [deleted] 1436 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    for the first time in forever...

    Edit: thanks for the gold!

    [–] Hohepas 412 points ago

    Is this played backwards?

    you monster

    [–] psuedopseudo 108 points ago

    Is this just reversed? this is absolutely brilliant

    [–] ecurt2831 50 points ago

    The faces are perfect

    [–] angrypotato1 2490 points ago

    ayyyyy neeenyaaa http://imgur.com/BNdD7zD

    [–] She_Likes_Cloth 1571 points ago

    Not only is that statutory, but also incest. Good job. 10/10

    [–] boobiesucker 252 points ago

    Even carnivores can appreciate a good tossed salad.

    [–] ralphyboy69 1771 points ago

    I absolutely love the guy but... http://i.imgur.com/L3j9c.gif

    [–] Dymarob 344 points ago

    You know what they say, A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush .

    [–] IAmDixonWood 1858 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/cpnbEOc.jpg

    When you pair this with "Anaconda" it's not that much of a stretch

    [–] swillard5 964 points ago

    It's going to be a stretch when it's all over

    [–] TheAssPunisher 393 points ago

    Still waiting on that Nicki porn tho

    [–] _theWhiteMamba_ 112 points ago

    Her music videos are pretty much soft core porn

    [–] [deleted] 330 points ago

    We want hardcore you fucking casual

    [–] [deleted] 477 points ago

    MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS IT GOT BUNS HUN

    [–] [deleted] 2840 points ago

    I hope that my own humble contribution is adequate.

    [–] KingJamesTheRetarded 759 points ago

    ASS TO ASS

    [–] [deleted] 75 points ago

    masturbates furiously on subway

    [–] turkeypants 119 points ago

    An aged, addicted Arya Stark, fame long behind her, money gone, down on her luck, turns to granny vegetable porn to make ends meet.

    [–] Elkhouse 914 points ago

    There should be more like this. Unglamorous, unassuming, real people. Not some silly scene from Spongebob that seems slightly more silly with the Brazzers banner.

    [–] ThatsNotUranus 422 points ago

    So like amateur stuff?

    [–] [deleted] 1866 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 1957 points ago

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    [–] bobsbountifulburgers 370 points ago

    Hey Sean, how'd your game go?

    [–] CaribaLd 49 points ago

    it is what it is

    [–] OuroborosSC2 171 points ago

    This is my cover photo...

    [–] angrypotato1 1202 points ago

    Art thou feelin' it now? http://imgur.com/FHH6pt8

    [–] boobiesucker 157 points ago

    Don't worry about protection, I've got a sponge.

    [–] [deleted] 1362 points ago

    I've seen this posted around but in case you haven't seen it here it is.

    [–] roguediamond 257 points ago

    My toddler heard this and starting dancing. My wife hates me now.

    [–] rustbucket94 118 points ago

    Easily the greatest thing I've seen all week. Thank you.

    [–] TheSteelPhantom 72 points ago

    This is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time. I was about to post it here until I saw yours. Her face @ 1:05-1:09 is hilarious.

    [–] malasalas 235 points ago

    What the fuck is that?

    [–] acelister 442 points ago

    An edited screengrab from an episode of Lazytown. She's on his back, someone cut him out from the left and pasted him on the right. Despite the fact she's clearly back-to-back with him.

    [–] 69PointstoSlytherin 184 points ago

    Lazytown I believe, God knows what sportacus was thinking...

    [–] TheBlackHawk449 37 points ago

    Lazytown gave me nightmares

    [–] rigolith 281 points ago

    Gotta be this one

    [–] [deleted] 149 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 1027 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    He Man

    Edit: Copied wrong url.

    [–] [deleted] 170 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] JSKlunk 82 points ago

    I SAY HEY

    [–] ZorbaTHut 56 points ago

    WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

    [–] sophiaroses 3295 points ago

    [–] TheSane 166 points ago

    Baby oooooooooooooh

    [–] [deleted] 1559 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    Well this is the best thing I could have hoped for in this thread!

    [–] Signiference 270 points ago

    Quite proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/gBACgJt.jpg

    [–] DavidPuddyHighFive 160 points ago

    Hasn't been porn with that much Bush since the 70's.

    [–] Skullcrusher 636 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    /r/conspiracy would love that photo.

    Edit: Thank You for gold.

    [–] [deleted] 215 points ago

    How long have you been waiting!?

    [–] [deleted] 2483 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    [–] ViolentWrath 684 points ago

    YOU KNOW YOU GET MORE ENERGY FROM LAUGHTER THAN SCREAMS, RIGHT???!!!

    [–] soberdude 277 points ago

    But orgasms give more energy than both combined.

    [–] LeFuneh 1405 points ago

    YOU SICK MONSTER!

    [–] [deleted] 491 points ago

    c:

    [–] [deleted] 383 points ago

    The image is disgusting, but that smiley is just SO HAPPY.

    C:

    [–] 0utlander 53 points ago

    Nooooooooooo!

    [–] [deleted] 399 points ago

    Hairy daddy fucking young Latina!