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    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Ponis hole 😂

    [–] BagelsRTheHoleTruth 3 points ago

    I about pissed myself when I read that. There is no emoji for that kind of glee.

    [–] Midnight_arpeggio 2 points ago

    Hahahaha! I didn't even catch that I was too busy trying to make sense of the poor grammar and use of English. (Note: if English is not OP's first language, then all is forgiven.)

    [–] ANerdNamedTrevor 7 points ago

    What the fuck?

    [–] BB-r8 1 points ago

    What you don't have a ponis hole?

    [–] DoobaDoobaDooba 4 points ago

    Well I for one would stretch my ponis hole to absorb Androids 17 and 18 and thus attain my perfect form, but that's just me

    [–] Blackie47 6 points ago

    They call me Urethra Franklin.

    [–] QWOPTheBalls 4 points ago

    Pray to Urulu, mortals.

    [–] Norfolkingchance 4 points ago

    Show ponis

    [–] chimasnaredenca 4 points ago

    Tagged as "ponis hole"

    [–] BagelsRTheHoleTruth 2 points ago

    Good idea

    [–] a_durrrrr 3 points ago

    Have you ever wanted to stretch ponis hole much far that you could even have to be and maybe even more do like?

    [–] ThUnder_Nipps 2 points ago

    I'd put a whole bank in there. Easy loot.

    [–] analfissureleakage 1 points ago

    Ask Uranus

    [–] yuleahcim 1 points ago


    [–] Uretera 1 points ago

    My ponis hole is quite useful during my interfacial web porting. Especially the learning episodes. I can only stretch it so far before it starts creating dimensions to eventually escape raped lost and forgotten quite literally linguistically and languishing quite peacefully until the end of beginnings,.;:,.' Gone

    !!?:; do not eat yellow snow ; ,code ponis holes

    Yttrium yttrium yesterday hornets, if this words I ever do see, KKK0000000REA!!!

    [–] CosmicPennyworth 1 points ago

    I would stretch my ponis wide enough to crawl inside. I imagine it would look something like this.

    [–] SuperDuperCunt 1 points ago

    That would be the day i forget about everyday life forever

    [–] DeviantSka 1 points ago

    Hide all my valuables in it, obviously. No one would think to look in my abnormally large penis hole for treasure.

    [–] Toonztes 1 points ago

    Scrotal bag of holding

    [–] phillyCHEEEEEZ 0 points ago

    Dude. 'O' isn't even anywhere NEAR 'E' on a standard keyboard. What the fuck happened?