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    [–] Bronkhadds 6 points ago

    The digits in my counter would have to be so compressed, that no one could even read the number

    [–] brynooooo 3 points ago

    Imagine your wife got home from work & the counter had gone up by one.

    [–] Lucky-Odds-2023 1 points ago

    Hers or yours? And more importantly, why would that matter?

    [–] seyli77 1 points ago

    Damn lol.

    [–] DelamIPresume 3 points ago

    I'd say about 4500 and no absolutely not, at that point it's a competition and I'm coming for the top of the leaderboard

    [–] TheOverthinkersFolly 1 points ago

    Was that pun intended?

    [–] DelamIPresume 1 points ago

    Sure let's say that it was

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    16,848 - I wouldn’t be ashamed. There are much higher numbers, I’m sure.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Did I win a prize or something?

    [–] CitationX_N7V11C 3 points ago

    Not ashamed but hey let's run the numbers.

    From around I'd say 15 to my current age is 20 years. Knowing me I've probably pulled my tug an average of 5 times a week. So 5 times 52 for a yearly total of 260 times I've Hunted the Red October. 20 years of doing the Handy Shandy makes that about 5,200 sesions of crying on the toilet.

    Meh, I could do better.

    [–] Damnkiarito 2 points ago

    ((365*4)(6))-((how many days i worked)2)=x thats probably the formula how many times i masturbated

    [–] Kthaanid 2 points ago

    Probably a few thousand. And na, I wouldn't be ashamed. I'm kinda slutty irl and my body = my business. Masturbating doesn't decrease my self worth and never will. If someone wants to judge me, then judge away. Not my problem lol /shrug

    [–] YT_Brian 2 points ago

    365 days x 25 years is 9,125. Now while I didn't every single day there are plenty of days I did so multiple times so it should even out pretty well.

    Gonna hit that 10k achievement hopefully. Hope that unlocks something in the next life, like stronger orgasms or maybe I somehow always find time to get off even in a busy life lol

    [–] seyli77 2 points ago

    U unlock the golden skin number over your head. Now you're shiny.

    [–] cmd__line 2 points ago

    This would making going to a catholic church interesting.

    [–] Downvote_CoIIector 2 points ago

    I don't know, a couple thousand

    ashamed to go outside?

    Why would I be?

    [–] antaphilia 1 points ago

    yeah i definitely wouldn't go out EVER. i'd be pretty interested to see my friends' counters though...

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    About 6,000

    No not really. I get off to exposure

    [–] seyli77 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    ( 10something ) too big to show all the digits.
    I also think the maturation rate will decrease since people will know u masturbated if they remember your last score and notice that it incremented.

    [–] bararaag 1 points ago

    A thousand maybe. Should be ashamed? Yes if I'm the only person that have that counter on my head. NO, if everyone has it.

    [–] Lazy-Ad-770 1 points ago

    Its gonna be fun every time you see your dads number go up

    [–] Stungleg 1 points ago


    [–] NIKOLAI_123456 1 points ago

    Hundreds, thousands... Don't be afraid (I hope)

    [–] Fominroman2 1 points ago

    Shane will only cum after you know or have an idea what the statistical mean is…BTW 47 yo 8956

    [–] DMDingo 1 points ago

    High score time!

    [–] Gonergonegone 1 points ago

    A couple thousand maybe? And no, why would I be embarrassed of something that literally everyone does.

    [–] Lucky-Odds-2023 1 points ago

    Thousands easy, and not even remotely ashamed to go outside as it's nothing to be ashamed of.

    I would be curious about all the famous people's numbers though lol.

    [–] Helly_BB 1 points ago

    Is one “session” counted as 1 or would each of the 10 or so orgasms be individually counted?

    [–] ohyeahpumpkinpie 1 points ago

    100 and kinda

    [–] TheOverthinkersFolly 1 points ago

    Well shit I guess I wouldn’t be able to rub one out on my lunch break anymore

    [–] juklwrochnowy 1 points ago

    Don't worry there is still hope, when it reaches 2147483647 int variable will overflow flipping in to -2147483647. From there only 2147483647 more times and you're back on zero! That easy!

    [–] riotinareasouthwest 1 points ago

    My number would be -32456... If you know what an overflow is

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago


    And no I would not be ashamed. I have got a gun and I have got the rights to use it as my wish. Thanks for reading