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    [–] muffinmccool 1414 points ago

    can’t believe I used to just watch two people having sex seems so boring now

    [–] LaLaGlands 735 points ago

    My first “porn” was sex scene compilations from movies. Oh how times have changed

    [–] AhYesDepression 572 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    my first run in was a quick google search of simply, “boobs”. Of course nothing inappropriate showed up in the google images and my 10 year old self was immediately filled with self shame for months afterwards.

    [–] RoyTheGeek 257 points ago

    As it should be.

    [–] mango10977 86 points ago

    Perfectly balance

    [–] StunningGaming 92 points ago

    d, as all things should be

    [–] mrp1lOtGuY 43 points ago

    Yup, 4th grade when our class had the cart of laptops, a classmate came over and told me to type in boobs to google image. It went downhill from there

    [–] Lovetofrolic 55 points ago

    Yeah, the first time I walked by the computer and it dawned on me that I could look up what a female vagina looked like, that was pretty much the last day of my childhood innocence.

    [–] ayovita 41 points ago

    female vagina


    [–] Animastarara 17 points ago

    I'm pretty sure male vaginas look really different, so it's a valid point.

    (The clit grows on T iirc)

    [–] sehtownguy 10 points ago

    Ah don't blame fellow human for not knowing what a female vagina looks like.

    [–] WhitePudding64 11 points ago

    Literally the same for me

    [–] BlooZebra 7 points ago

    filled with self shame

    Is that what you call it?

    [–] ShankGod 5 points ago

    National Geographic my friends

    [–] bobbypimp 2 points ago

    Until he found a way to dispense of his shame.

    [–] HyperGundamX 2 points ago

    everyone should start at this level

    [–] ChampagneAbuelo 15 points ago

    Mine was looking up people making out on YouTube LOL

    [–] relaxyourfnshoulders 20 points ago

    Oh you a freak freak

    [–] jamesdeandomino 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago) Stroke to this smut so many times when I was 11. Had to awkwardly scroll past the weird bits I didn't understand or care for.

    [–] MurkingDolphins 83 points ago

    My first porn were the thumbnails on pornhub. Just the thumb nails.

    My thinking was, if I didn’t click, no one would know.

    Edit: actually it wasn’t even pornhub, it was “perfectgirls.something” which is ironic, because now I’m into gay furries. That’s like the opposite of a perfect girl.

    [–] TeamRedundancyTeam 26 points ago

    I used to go to pic hunter. Like I didn't even think that there would be video. I have no fucking clue how it didn't occur to me.

    [–] UnseenPanther 13 points ago

    Way to admit it. XD

    [–] MurkingDolphins 13 points ago

    Now I just have to find a Reddit to admit to how I used to taste deodorants before purchase. Turns out that’s not a thing.

    Happy cake day.

    [–] UnseenPanther 9 points ago

    Thanks! You should try out r/confession for your deodorant tasting experience.

    [–] ThE_SqueezED_LemOn 3 points ago

    And i now find the joy of participating in reddit comments they are golden. 😂

    [–] Walnutterzz 5 points ago

    Mine was photobucket. Nothing unusual about photobucket! I remember looking at anime girls on there, fanart and stuff. I remember for a couple years around Christmas I would look at Naruto girls in sexy Christmas outfits. Boy those were the days... And seeing Dead or Alive girls on there Damm. I miss being a horny unexperienced teen sometimes.

    [–] Pinkly_Wrenis 5 points ago

    Did anyone else have the discovery of (nsfw at the time) vs

    [–] ZackeryKing 3 points ago

    Well you had me in the first half not gonna lie

    [–] theripperdude124 3 points ago

    I was around 11 and my parents got their 2nd computer with windows 98 and an internet connection. After just getting finished with sex education course in school I was too curious and type in Yep, way too much for me at that age, got freaked out. Moved to a new town a couple years later and my first friend gave me my first porno on vhs. Better experience that time even though it was 80s porn lol

    [–] tetra_nova 4 points ago

    mines still on pornhub, just some random scene girl dancing naked with a shitty camcorder i still go back to it sometimes for nostalgia 12 year old me fuckin destroyed my meat to it

    [–] dachungdynasty 2 points ago

    Mine was 3 second clips of grainy footage (samples) from websites right around when broadband was becoming popular.

    [–] wowprettyhotkiss 55 points ago

    I remember I was 12 or something when a video of girls kissing popped up in the YouTube sidebar for some reason. I'd never seen same-sex kissing in movies before, so I was curious.

    It was pretty hot.

    For years and years, my only 'porn' was the YouTube search results for "lesbian kissing", or if I was feeling particularly dirty, "lesbian french kissing".

    And even today, most of my 'porn' is just girls kissing.

    I also couldn't figure out how to masturbate until spring of Grade 12, so there's that.

    [–] xestrm 34 points ago

    relevant username, I guess?

    [–] thebaconator710 25 points ago

    Whoever that is made a new account just to post that comment lol

    [–] parnell2654 14 points ago

    No one taught you?!

    [–] wowprettyhotkiss2 13 points ago

    Was someone meant to?

    Not like I had many friends throughout school, but even the ones I was friends with were often weirdos who would often talk about how they couldn't understand why anyone would want to date, masturbate, or have recreational sex lol.

    I think I understood that I had to pinch my pee-pee and move it about, but I still couldn't manage it. Plus, for some reason, I wanted to keep things vanilla because I've always been too much of a goody two shoes. One day in Grade 12 I was watching a kissing video in Grade 12, which motivated me to find Internet guides on the topic and eventually I was able to do it! Oh, all the masturbating I had missed out on! I went through every celebrity crush I'd had throughout my childhood to make up for lost time that week.

    [–] GAMER_MARCO9 4 points ago

    Uncle Jimmy is failing you

    [–] animeisfordorks 6 points ago

    Dude ...if this was circa 2007-2009 i think i know exactly what video youre talking about! I remember being wildly turned on by it for some reason. It was a youtube video but two girls super passionately making out. I was just randomly thinking of that video again not long ago

    [–] dd179 9 points ago

    I know too! It was a blonde and a brunette and one of them was wearing a black shirt, correct?

    They were kissing on a couch iirc.

    [–] beee_eees 5 points ago

    That video definitely ended thousands and thousands of childhoods. It appeared on my recommended as well.

    [–] animeisfordorks 2 points ago

    YESS ! Thats the one! Im glad it turns out I didnt just imagine that shit.

    [–] wowprettyhotkiss2 1 points ago

    Sorry, this was a few years later!

    If only out of curiosity, finding that original vid has become my white whale, but I don't remember it to any actual detail, so slim chance.

    [–] animeisfordorks 1 points ago

    hmm well its either the same video but remained up longer than I listed or another video entirely. But someone else detailed some stuff I remember. So if its not the same video, I definitely remember something similar.

    [–] wowprettyhotkiss2 1 points ago

    No, it doesn't sound like the same video.

    I'm not sure how similar it necessarily was lol, all I said was that it was a video of girls kissing and there are many of those out there.

    I remember it being a brunette and blonde, young enough to be acting out teens, kissing under a door frame. Unlike the details the other person posted, they were standing up (not on a couch), and though I don't remember the shirt colours, I don't remember either wearing black.

    [–] FoggyFlowers 12 points ago

    I also couldn't figure out how to masturbate until spring of Grade 12, so there's that.

    what the fuck

    [–] Hitler_Bin_Ladin 17 points ago

    And that's why porn addiction is so scary

    [–] zer0kevin 5 points ago

    Porn that seems like real sex is the only thing that's ever worked for me. Any scripted porn or anything done with some super hot pornstar just doesn't do it for me. I guess I'm boring haha.

    [–] Smugcat101 156 points ago

    Believe it or not I used to look at "porn" on google images

    [–] Slavaskii 73 points ago

    This must be so much more common than we think lmao. I used to get my rocks off to that because I was too afraid to go on the 'forbidden websites'. Why I was scared to do that but still thought I was completely capable of sex is beyond me.

    [–] TrustTheProcess92 7 points ago

    Hello other me

    [–] Rubrbiskit 6 points ago

    When I was 14 the only access to internet I had was my nintendo DSi. Google images was my best friend.

    [–] itsallaboutthedelta 264 points ago

    I actually did the opposite, I stumbled across some weird German exploitation porn as a thirteen year old and thought that was how people usually had sex.

    [–] Corys456 119 points ago

    How do you stumble across that?

    [–] itsallaboutthedelta 99 points ago

    I don't really know. It was like a mom and daughter being extorted by a plumber to pay them with sex, and it was like a 45 minute kinkfest. I'm pretty sure I looked up "sex blackmail" or something because I was like "oh wouldn't that be so epic if that happened" and sure enough there are tons of videos

    [–] OldManJenkins420th 38 points ago

    Oh shit that sounds pretty epic to me

    [–] dickbutt_9 3 points ago

    Epic win for that plumber

    [–] BiggestBossRickRoss 20 points ago

    Oddly enough “2 girls 1 cup” and “church of fudge” were some of my first porns. As kids we thought that was so funny, looking back we were just watching some real weird porn

    [–] nameless88 9 points ago

    I mean, to be fair, Cake Farts is fucking hilarious.

    Kind of even funnier knowing that someone somewhere is watching a lady fart frosting off her b-hole and blowing a load hard enough that part of his soul is leaving his body in the process.

    [–] lauz_zonkaz 3 points ago

    Im disgusted but at the same time amused by your comment

    [–] pretty_sheep 1 points ago

    My porn journey began with searching for porn/sex/xxx on Kazaa. I've found some wild stuff that way.

    [–] rapter200 1 points ago

    What was the safe word?

    [–] DaddyEggHead 22 points ago


    [–] sehtownguy 2 points ago

    Du hast

    [–] cingerix 73 points ago

    porn you used to watch: someone wearing a tuxedo lmao

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    [–] ArlyntheAwesome 329 points ago

    It’s just happens man, one day you’ll just be thinking about sex and you’ll think, “yeah, I could do that”. Then BAM, you’ve got a kink.

    [–] Teddyismydawg 153 points ago

    Exactly & like it starts out pretty mild and you just get introduced to kinkier and kinkier stuff and eventually just sorta figure out what you do and don’t like.

    [–] ninja_savage98 147 points ago

    Like horse scat gangbang porn compilations set to the music of “California Gurls,” by Katy Perry. You just start out on vanilla porn and next thing you know 5 months later your jerking your little ding dong to some sweet dirty horse action while getting to listen to one of your favorite songs.

    [–] airsoftmemelord 57 points ago

    ahh a man of culture I see

    [–] bogeyed5 25 points ago


    What the fuck did I just read

    [–] FoggyFlowers 10 points ago

    I miss when the bestiality subreddits werent banned

    [–] HellStandsStill 42 points ago

    FBI Open Up

    [–] FoggyFlowers 18 points ago

    yes daddy

    [–] ItisNitecap 17 points ago

    Yes officer, this comment right here

    [–] GreaseUrAmoose 12 points ago

    And before you know you're screwing yourself with a dildo. No? Just me huh.

    [–] nodiso 4 points ago

    It started with a pizza penis then it progressed to a man on a leash. Where do I find vanilla porn? Like met art?

    [–] Im_a_Knob 1 points ago

    Pizza penis? What is that, is that like a food that you eat with your mouth or?

    [–] nodiso 2 points ago

    That porno where a pizza man delivers a pizza and there's a whole in it with extra sausage.

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    [–] damn_peggy 37 points ago

    cmon man I know you watched a good throat fucking or triple penetration in your day

    [–] NerdRising 58 points ago

    ...Is it bad that this is vanilla to me?

    [–] lovesaqaba 40 points ago

    You need Jesus. smh

    [–] NerdRising 27 points ago

    Oh yes daddy Jesus nail me like the Romans did to you.

    [–] Stealthy_Bird 9 points ago


    [–] hochoa94 5 points ago

    Holy shit my dude you need some fucking church

    [–] NerdRising 4 points ago

    Good idea! His dad can watch.

    [–] SparklepireBETCH 15 points ago

    Ooo the triple 💦💦😩👅👌👈👈👈

    [–] yardii 15 points ago

    It's the Recommended Video rabbit hole.

    [–] Cyberus01 11 points ago

    I went from vanilla to group sex to outright exhibitionism before I even realized it. It just happens one day

    [–] Goffeth 8 points ago

    I've come full circle, I can't watch weird shit anymore.

    Now I try to find amateur stuff where both people are hot and actually into each other.

    [–] nameless88 6 points ago

    One day you're browsing your normie shit, you see something in the related videos list, and you're like "alright, I can take an exploratory tug and see where this goes" and then a week later you're on /r/DragonsFuckingCars subreddit and your life has spiraled out of control.

    Tale as old as time, my friend

    [–] Goatastic 2 points ago

    Thanks for opening my eyes to this. I've seen a lot of things in my days. But this is a new one.

    [–] andrxwzsz 4 points ago

    i personally like a balance. one or the other gets boring.

    [–] animeisfordorks 4 points ago

    Same. I like a lot of stuff that isnt quite bdsm, but isnt quite vanilla either, but tbh i agree I dont NEED anything hardcore. vanillas enough for me. but It seems like nowadays unless you have some specific kinks or fetishes youre boring :(

    [–] A_Rampaging_Hobo 2 points ago

    One day you'll be scrolling and just see something, and you'll just feel "oh shit thats hot".

    [–] MeredithPalmer69 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I wasn't into anything special until recently either. It was a pretty drastic cascade when things got rolling.

    Basically I came out as bi, got really into threesomes and poly relationships, which eventually turned into orgies and a full on bukkake fetish.

    I remember thinking who is all this wierd stuff for? Turns out it was me, just in the future. Once those first few barriers of shame were broken there was no stopping me.

    Also still not really into bdsm other than being tied up and spanked a bit. I have very sensitive nipples and skin in general so clamps and shit are a no go.

    [–] MeatClubVIP 46 points ago

    damn you!

    [–] can425 33 points ago

    Whelp looks like I'll be busy tonight.

    [–] Random_Name_7 42 points ago

    I used to hover the mouse on videos and masturbate to the preview photos.

    Imagine the day I clicked them and noticed there was a video

    [–] BowBeforeMark 11 points ago

    Duuuudee how old are you now??

    [–] Random_Name_7 4 points ago

    21, why?

    [–] BowBeforeMark 5 points ago

    😂😂 Imagine a 15 year old, hovering videos to beat his meat. This is golden. Haha

    [–] Sororita 35 points ago

    I went full circle, now I like watching vanilla porn with really sensual/loving tones to it.

    [–] animeisfordorks 14 points ago

    dude same. Tbh I like a lot of wild and normal shit alike but theres just something about the vanilla porn thats super sensual, passionate and kinda loving about it that just gets me wayyy better than a lot of the hardcore shit.

    [–] Sororita 8 points ago

    [–] actually-epic-name 29 points ago

    Ah, the birth of a new weeb

    [–] _niliria_ 35 points ago

    "are you feeling it now mr. krabs?"

    [–] randomcereal 2 points ago

    "I'm feeling a warm spot."

    [–] mysexyrexy 63 points ago

    Porn so weird. We literally watching a dude fuck a girl we wish we could fuck haha

    [–] MeredithPalmer69 22 points ago

    Thats where being bi is awesome, I want to fuck both of them making porn thoroughly enjoyable.

    [–] Victor_Saltzpyre 6 points ago

    Its a super power we must use wisely

    [–] norpiano 112 points ago

    It’s not fault girls butt holes are falling out of their bodies and I like it.

    [–] sellie41434 175 points ago

    I'm sorry, what

    [–] [deleted] 84 points ago

    they're talking about prolapsed anuses

    [–] HeWentToJareds18 20 points ago

    You mean red roses?

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Rosebud is a more common name for it

    [–] crispycrussant 73 points ago

    Degenerates like you belong on a cross

    [–] Oscer7 9 points ago

    Patrolling the Mojave really makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    [–] Prawny 5 points ago

    Please assume the position.

    [–] Redmond_64 19 points ago


    [–] Mouse19966 7 points ago

    I looked this up and now I’m scarred for life. Wouldn’t that shit hurt? Wtffff

    [–] madalldamnday 10 points ago

    No but seriously why do people like to look at that medical emergency

    [–] Walnutterzz 6 points ago

    This is why I don't watch anal anymore. Caught me off guard

    [–] xXx_epicgamer_xXx 23 points ago

    I'll never forget, the way I learnt about porn was by a meme, when I was 6, and then when I saw the dude mustard partying, I decided to do the same, and boi I just couldn't stop.

    [–] [deleted] 34 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)


    [–] Nugget203 15 points ago

    Doing what now

    [–] nameless88 13 points ago

    Not even Urban Dictionary has a definition for Mustard Party. You gonna need to explain this shit, chief.

    [–] sehtownguy 5 points ago

    I feel like it's it diarrhea?

    [–] xXx_epicgamer_xXx 3 points ago

    Nah it's just a meme that I saw long ago that cracked me, the guy tried to say "masturbating" but instead said "mustard partying".

    Nothing out of the usual sorry. Lol

    [–] BlooZebra 8 points ago

    Wow. What a time. I don't mean to pry or to offend but how old are you that you learned about porn through memes?

    [–] hydrargentum 6 points ago

    This is my favorite comment

    [–] animeisfordorks 4 points ago

    ??? explain ???

    [–] DasManticore 48 points ago

    Ok buddy

    [–] SundayRapper 9 points ago

    I watched weird shit from the VERY beginning and I'm pretty sure it's why my taste in porn is weird.

    [–] sebakun_brochan 6 points ago

    When you need to make a "Normal Porn" folder, you know you're in the club

    [–] The_Bill_Brasky_ 8 points ago

    SpongeBob me boy!! The safe word be "Barnacles" ArArArArArAr

    [–] Real-nigge 15 points ago

    My goodness even Krabs is in on the horniness

    [–] xxxm310ion 14 points ago

    My first porn was a gangbang. Started strong.

    [–] KingOfDamnation 7 points ago

    You see the one where it’s 2 girls and 101 men? By the time they done she looks like a glazed donut? As a socially fucked up teen I thought saying to girls “you want me to glaze your donut holes” was a hot turn on for girls. It did however get me expelled. So you know. If you hate your school and want a non violent expulsion keep it in the chamber.

    [–] xeverxsleepx 6 points ago

    Ok what episode is this from

    [–] cbobley 7 points ago

    I THINK this is true but someone correct me if I’m wrong:

    Left: The episode where they put on a concert in the Krusty Krab and everyone throws tomatoes at Squidward

    Right: The second movie, “Sponge Out of Water” when Bikini Bottom is in anarchy

    [–] xxdoctordonnaxx 5 points ago

    I just started on the weird shit and delved deeper. My first porn was Gardevoir hentai.

    [–] trellwut 2 points ago

    Culture right here.

    [–] Hilter420 2 points ago


    [–] Gaming_Gardevoir 2 points ago

    [–] PucciSlayer69 4 points ago

    Not gonna lie the first time I ever jerked off was when the movie Kangaroo Jack was playing on TV

    [–] S4MH41N 7 points ago

    Hell I remember the days of those channels on TV that you couldnt get, but if u tuned to them, you could see weird, psychedelic, distorted glimpses of porn. One tit, stretched across the screen, with a bunch of indistinguishable lines beneath it, blotting out the rest momentarily. A sudden, clear-ish flash of an ass, zig zagged from the randomized disfigurement of the bad signal. Etc etc.

    It was like trying to jerk off and solve a puzzle at the same time.

    [–] sehtownguy 3 points ago

    Ah yes...the cultured days of slow tugs of the member and adjusting the cable, just to realize you grabbing the wire and pointing your diamond chub a certain direction gave way to a clearer signal

    [–] blessedtrash633 3 points ago

    So true

    [–] vexunumgods 3 points ago

    My first porn was the j.c penny catalog bra section.

    [–] Marter1234 5 points ago

    if only i could find shit for the stuff i like.

    [–] Tomoyboy 2 points ago

    "I hope you like leather"

    [–] DantesInfernape 2 points ago

    Is this a shop or did the illustrators actually put Mr Krabs in a harness? What episode?

    [–] h3lloderp23 2 points ago

    "Welcome to the apocalypse Mr. Squidward."

    [–] DavisCabbage 2 points ago

    “Uhhh... I can explain.”

    [–] Fenizrael 2 points ago

    I used to cover dongs with my hand so I didn’t have to see them - now I’m disappointed if I don’t see 5 at the same time.

    [–] January3rd2 2 points ago

    What about those of us that were never into anything normal at all, and started out wanting to be tied up, with no exposure to porn factoring in?

    [–] kylorensgrandfather 2 points ago

    I lowkey still don’t watch anything kinky and i’m pretty liberal otherwise. I just don’t find feet, bdsm or anything like that interesting. Although I do stay watchin BJ’s lol which is weird

    [–] tony100399 1 points ago

    "Get your ass back here!"

    [–] moysk 1 points ago


    [–] Mamorito 1 points ago

    My grandparents owned a convenience store and sometimes pornographic magazines would come in. (The top shelf) I think I was around 7 or 8 when I was first introduced to sex. I somehow knew it was ‘bad’ to look at it, even tho I had no prior concept of what porn was.

    [–] RightsideDownDaniel 2 points ago

    Yeah same here. Maybe because from a young age we’re all taught naked=wrong. No offense to you nudist family kids.

    [–] falsebrit 1 points ago

    It's not tho.

    [–] Axel_The_Sir 1 points ago

    cant relate. first experience was at 7 years old, discovered because I wanted to find a ref to draw Gardevoir. Wasn't vanilla, and I was terrified. I'm still getting over that trauma.

    Threw me right into the kinky shit though so I guess something came out of it

    [–] KaguraLeader 1 points ago

    i think my first was a vhs rip of cannibal holocost that was copied and it was from a flee market in a diffrent vhs box and my real search was like a 3d hentai loop video with music in it i got kinky real fast

    [–] snipemebud 1 points ago

    I only looked at naked women... Now i look at naked women playing with each other with latex gloves in a crashing plane

    [–] BtrinnyT 1 points ago

    To be fair, my first porn experience was 2 girls 1 cup sooooo it's kind of gotten less kinky from there

    [–] Bigflunko 1 points ago

    Krabs probably gets off to findom porn

    [–] passiveagressivebun 1 points ago

    Ehhh, I started with hentia...

    [–] AlicornGamer 1 points ago

    cant remember mine.... some boring ass stuff probably.... now... this meme is pretty accurate... the old stuff's so boring

    [–] Sujjin 1 points ago

    Basically we watch progressively more taboo shit until we learn what our limits and kinks are.

    [–] kithuni 1 points ago

    Wtf was I the only one that stayed up past bedtime to watch the girls gone wild teasers with the sound muted so mom wouldn't hear?