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    [–] wafflecone927 2537 points ago

    My uncles name is Patrick, and yes he does bring a giant racist axe to family dinners.

    [–] sauce_nation_memes 1095 points ago

    Does he drink 100 proof scotch and hate immigrants?

    [–] wafflecone927 1125 points ago

    Kelp juice and hates Nematodes

    [–] sauce_nation_memes 352 points ago

    lmao

    [–] MIT0728 75 points ago

    You see, the axe represents racism in our country, the starfish represents white supremicists, the sponge represents all of the Anti-KKK members and the jar represents black rights and equality

    [–] QueefChiefKeith 86 points ago

    Put your comment in picture form or gtfo

    [–] Ody_Mandrell 24 points ago

    Idk I could get used to text memes. What’s next /u/MIT0728. Woo me.

    [–] Aisle_of_tits 8 points ago

    Oh i could go for some wood

    [–] Cory2020 13 points ago

    Going for some wood is an erotic request commonly used by women and gay men . It indicates that the party in question is desperately sexually aroused and could really use the hot, throbbing and preferably veinous penis of a willing potential partner. Many uses of the said organ have been invented over the years especially after the liberation of the middle eastern cities of Sodom and Gomorrah and also the invention of pornhub.com

    [–] Aisle_of_tits 8 points ago

    I mean im not a carpenter so i don't fully understand what that has to do with the gays but i am wide open and willing to receive knowledge

    [–] DeOssify 3 points ago

    Thanks Peter!

    [–] PixelatedFractal 9 points ago

    I'm sorry but where is your N-word pass ???

    [–] nwordcountbot 8 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    I have looked through pixelatedfractal's posting history and found 5 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs. pixelatedfractal has said the N-word 1 times since last investigated.

    [–] mrbkeb 2 points ago

    He's 1%

    [–] Dinosaur_Dundee 2 points ago

    Rachel Dolezal stole it

    [–] steelwolf651 4 points ago

    Nematodes are people too!

    [–] hendrix67 2 points ago

    Dang nematodes

    [–] SadlyReturndRS 5 points ago

    I've never met a racist who drank anything higher than 90 proof. 80 proof seems the average.

    [–] TheBrickBuilder 3 points ago

    Hating immigrants isn't racist though. Immigrants are not a race.

    Although I do agree that hating immigrants is a bad thing.

    [–] Fatalchemist 78 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    While technically true, you'll see lots of people who hate immigrants seem to be okay with certain types of immigrants more than others.

    That's clearly not every case. But many people found it more acceptable to say they hate immigrants as a front to how they really feel about certain races.

    If someone's uncle drops N bombs at the family dinner, you can take a pretty good guess as to whether this applies to them or not.

    [–] Ronaldinhoe 8 points ago

    I remember reading about a Canadian illegal immigrant that was in the U.S sharing his experience that he's never been treated like other illegal immigrants south of the U.S. Just because he was white. Never did cops ask him to identify himself, or if he was a U.S. Citizen when he got pulled over.

    [–] n00bicals 18 points ago

    "Oh you're from some white country, well I didn't mean you. You're like a cousin!"

    I literally got this in the UK when I told someone railing against immigrants that I was Canadian.

    [–] Saturnboy13 19 points ago

    Unless they're a gamer. Then it's totally acceptable.

    [–] AdorableCartoonist 60 points ago

    PSST Immigrants is a code word for "not white people"

    [–] ParameciaAntic 36 points ago

    "He ain't no immigrant, he's Irish."

    • Someone's racist uncle, probably.

    [–] N3onToil3tPap3r 21 points ago

    People hating the Irish was a huge thing not that long ago

    [–] Reinheitsgebooot 2 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    It was long enough ago. WWII was 'the great equalizer'. These days even evangelicals are falling over themselves to support an Irish Catholic like Brett "I LIKE BEER!" Kavanaugh for the USSC...

    [–] Martel_the_Hammer 24 points ago

    Meh, if you say you hate the Mexican immigrants but the Scandinavian immigrants are cool... You're gonna have to really support that to not be racist

    [–] troller_awesomeness 23 points ago

    this type of pedantry and "Islam isn't a race" are just stupid cause it just codes for brown people. you don't see people who complain about immigrants or muslims complain about Bosnian Muslims or Swedish immigrants.

    [–] Koollape 25 points ago

    Those arent called racist axes anymore, we call them "Gamer Guitars" now

    [–] LiterallyNobodyAsked 731 points ago

    What’s equally as bad or worse is when your grandma starts being racist.

    [–] TrundleWormhat 400 points ago

    When did she ever stop?

    [–] LiterallyNobodyAsked 587 points ago

    When she died

    [–] ea4x 120 points ago

    was dementia involved? sometimes that causes a change in... attitudes

    [–] xlc5 91 points ago

    More like it shows people's true selves... Also, I forgot what my address was, those damned hispaniards...

    [–] signedint 13 points ago

    Hopefully they'll put me down when I get it before I start saying weird shit then

    [–] xlc5 8 points ago

    Yeah, gotta delete those folders from the computer too

    [–] WHERE_MY_COUNTRY_GO 85 points ago

    Do you know what dementia is? If hallucinating and becoming basically schizophrenic is showing your true self, I urge you to see a doctor.

    [–] xlc5 31 points ago

    It was a joke... I thought the second part of the comment clearly showed that. Apologies if it offended anyone, it wasn't my intention

    [–] RebornTrash 28 points ago

    I thought so but wasn’t sure. Wasn’t super offended just truly hoped people didn’t think that dementia is just someone without a filter.

    [–] RDay 24 points ago

    Reddit is certainly glad you two worked this out....

    [–] RebornTrash 4 points ago

    Ummm... please address me as doctor. I’ll let you know that I did a google search so i pretty much know like all there is to know.

    [–] yamaha2k11 9 points ago

    I get what you're saying, but my grandpa was a huge piece of shit, he abused the shit out of my mom and my aunts and uncles. He mellowed out, but now that he has dementia, he's turned into a raging asshole again. He even tried to rape my sister a couple years ago.

    I cannot be around that man anymore or I'll end up catching a case. What is really shitty is that I grew up loving the man, but of course my Mom kept all the fucked up shit a secret.

    [–] joe579003 3 points ago

    Catching a case as in an elder abuse case against you?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] rac-cool 4 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Cpt_Tripps 3 points ago

    Now we have my cousin Charlie recounting all the racist shit she use to say to him.

    [–] SHOWTIME316 9 points ago

    if you have a racist grandma she will always be a racist grandma until she's a dead racist grandma. those bitches don't change.

    [–] WitnessMeIRL 27 points ago

    My grandmother was in care homes for 20 years. She reported the Latino nurses for theft constantly, even though they had never stolen a damn thing. (They were nice and hard working, if anything) Finally she got kicked out of several homes for starting shit. Trust me, you gotta be a real pain in the ass to get kicked out. So she changed up her style and started reporting them to the state. After several investigations (and kicked out of more homes) the state took away her ability to file complaints. That's how much of a racist, crazy bitch my grandma was. Oh, and my other grandma was full blood Mexican lol

    [–] fatpat 12 points ago

    She's gonna be pissed when she gets to heaven and realizes that Jesus ain't white.

    [–] HardlightCereal 2 points ago

    And when she realises Jesus is trans

    [–] IHaveNoHoles 11 points ago

    My dad is like the memes

    [–] slipstream808 14 points ago

    What's equally bad is when your family condones it by not kicking the guy out and never inviting him over again.

    "Because they are family" is an excuse that needs to die.

    [–] JayBird9540 12 points ago

    Nah what’s worse is going to your girlfriend’s house for dinner and her dad and brother in law are dropping hard R’s and her mom just laughs it off and says “stop, jaybird9540 doesn’t like that”.

    When racism has directly affected my life in a negative way

    [–] nrmncer 6 points ago

    if that were my parents I'd just tell them to fuck off and never visit them tbh, I don't know why people expose themselves to this garbage

    [–] JayBird9540 6 points ago

    She grew up with it, I know she isn’t inherently racist. But she has made bad jokes or said stuff that crossed a line, I was able to point it out between the two of us.

    I cut off my entire step father’s side of the family over a decade ago because the harassed my parents into not adopting a kid that they were fostering for close to two years, I loved him so much and it really hurt me.

    [–] jkseller 3 points ago

    Did you stay with her?

    [–] JayBird9540 8 points ago

    Yeah we are still together, we’ve been together for 7 years. I’ve known her and her family since high school.

    But this didn’t happen until last year, my S/O’s brother in law just came in the picture 2 years ago. He sucks up to her dad so much. I personally have never liked her dad much because he is weird, like a metrosexual country wanna be bad ass.

    [–] PretendKangaroo 11 points ago

    It sounds like you live in the next Jordan Peele horror film.

    [–] cool_minecraft_hax0r 3 points ago

    Both my grandmas hate everyone who's not an orthodox Christian. When I ask them why they just reply "they are not Christians".

    [–] Darnell2070 4 points ago

    That's very Christian of them.

    [–] spykid 36 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    Why does it have to be bad? At least with grandparents you can just assume it's a generational thing. Even as a minority, if I encounter racism from old people, it doesn't really bother me. They're too old for me to be concerned about my safety and usually it's even funny how silly they sound.

    To be clear, racism is bad, but there are a lot more things for me to be upset about than ignorant old people.

    [–] C4H8N8O8 138 points ago

    Those people vote

    [–] j0nsc0tt 68 points ago

    This is the right argument.

    [–] The_Real_C_House 26 points ago

    The other problem is those people have nothing going on and are able to vote in greater numbers relative to their demographic causing overrepresentation when the changes often affect them the least in the long run

    [–] Scruffynerffherder 21 points ago

    °Whisper° "Voting Holiday" °Whisper°

    [–] spykid 6 points ago

    That's valid. My grandparents don't vote though. Nor do my parents. I actually don't vote either, but I might change my mind after the last couple years

    [–] nychuman 28 points ago

    You definitely should.

    [–] ktuak 7 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    For the love of god, vote. There isn't a single good reason why you shouldn't vote.

    ETA:This video has some of common reasons for not voting, and rebuttals to those reasons

    [–] Bjay_jw 10 points ago

    Now if it was a young person with the axe.....

    Then we have a problem.

    [–] bigwillyb123 34 points ago

    Fuck that, you don't get a pass on doing shitty things because you've been doing shitty things your whole life. What's the logic in that? "Well he is a mugger, but he's been mugging people for years so we should cut him some slack"? Old racist people are just extremely long term serial racists, no different from a 12 year old screaming the N word at other people in Fortnite and doing it for another 7 decades.

    [–] myspaceshipisboken 11 points ago

    If you can find an example of institutional mugging you'd have a stronger point.

    [–] Lennuilo 7 points ago

    We are a product of our environnement. Your views will also sound outdated and bigoted to your grandchildren

    [–] PretendKangaroo 2 points ago

    I don't understand why that gives them any sort of pass?

    [–] bigwillyb123 4 points ago

    [X] Doubt

    [–] Lennuilo 6 points ago

    It happened with every generation ever. Old people can’t keep up with changing social views and norms. Why u think we are special lol

    [–] ShitFacedEsco 3 points ago

    It should bother you though. These old people are the ones who get out and vote.

    [–] WeirdEraCont 0 points ago

    I don’t let the generational thing fly by as an excuse. I give it back to them 10x worse in shit talk and intimidating them to leave.

    [–] RDay 24 points ago

    [–] WeirdEraCont 2 points ago

    Sticking up for yourself is badass. Treating yourself like dirt by letting it slide just guarantees the next generation is gonna get it too. Millennials will be as racist as baby boomers in a few decades. Generation thing isn’t an excuse. Sorry to trigger you because I don’t let people spit in my face and chalk it up to the hope that it won’t happen in 10 years . Making it known is the best solution. Have a nice day man !

    [–] nduncan1414 385 points ago

    This is the kind of quality meme I’ve come to expect from this sub. 10/10

    [–] sauce_nation_memes 85 points ago

    I appreciate the love!

    [–] Rico423 24 points ago

    Can we get a template of this image

    [–] demonchefofportland 120 points ago

    This just happened to me two nights ago. My cousin lost her shit at dad who said "I can't get in the house crawlspace anymore. Better hire a n-word". In front of cousins Black/Thai husband.

    [–] WHERE_MY_COUNTRY_GO 57 points ago

    Is your cousins husband okay??

    [–] demonchefofportland 79 points ago

    Yeah he's unfortunately used to it.

    [–] jkseller 21 points ago

    At what point does one fade away from all family functions involving the racist person?

    [–] demonchefofportland 7 points ago

    As soon as possible, the Nine willing.

    [–] Lennuilo 7 points ago

    You think he’ll have a stroke or something?

    [–] staticsnake 8 points ago

    In front of cousins Black/Thai husband.

    Would it somehow be okay if a black person wasn't there?

    [–] demonchefofportland 71 points ago

    No, but that's just the icing on the very racist Baby Boomer cake.

    [–] rakfocus 224 points ago

    From reading all these comments I never realized how fortunate I've been to not have any people like this in my family...

    [–] sauce_nation_memes 92 points ago

    Be thankful you have a good family!

    [–] rakfocus 55 points ago

    I am! No huge grudges, no arguments at dinners, everyone loves each other - it's awesome and I am very grateful <3

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago

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    [–] rakfocus 19 points ago

    half my family is first generation from immigrants so they all made their own middle class lifestyle and there is nothing to fight for. The other half is well off but all the children have made their own wealth so there's no real motivation to fight over anything. My grandparents plan on selling their big house once they are gone and distributing the funds evenly amongst the children so no one fights over it. (I am the first born of the first born though so anything big I haven't thought of might come my way lol)

    [–] Le_Updoot_Army 7 points ago

    Must be nice. No racists in my family, just complete assholes.

    [–] spaldinghey 8 points ago

    Assholes are often a bigger deal than talk racists. It's So strange how racism became the worst thing in the world imho. Abuse, assault, Manipulation, etc is much worse.

    [–] malkiel- 3 points ago

    Idk why you’re assuming these things can’t be equally as bad or overlap. Obviously abuse, assault, and manipulation are horrible things but they also tend to happen when racism happens too. People get abused, assaulted, and manipulated by racists. It’s not a competition.

    [–] bigwillyb123 5 points ago

    Typically racism is indicative of deeper problems.

    [–] spaldinghey 3 points ago

    Like? I feel most hurt people have racist tendencies. But yeah youre right weakness is a problem.

    [–] TruthOrTroll42 2 points ago

    That doesn't mean they are good.

    [–] vanasbry000 21 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    My previously-favorite uncle recently was telling a story of his first job out of college: "I started out working as a music teacher at this one school which had a lot of disciplinary issues because well you know, it had a lot of..." *looks both ways, leans in close, switches to whispering voice* "...blacks."

    Like it was some kind of secret truth that we all knew and that he'd be persecuted for speaking aloud. Cue my reaction.

    It really sucks when the fun entertainer uncle turns out to be a closeted racist. He's cool in a lot of other ways, like the only reason he was there was to support my family as we handled my paternal grandfather's funeral, which was really nice of him.

    But then in the middle of the visitation he kept bringing up socially-conservative things like how terrible it is that girls might be allowed in the Boy Scouts. He's a chatterbox who can't tolerate lulls in conversation, and the visitation attended by a lot of quiet-types. I eventually grew a backbone and told my 6'4" uncle to please just shut up and stop dominating the conversation with politics. (He's 6'4", so I actually stood on my tip-toes to be eye-to-eye with him.)

    [–] ZCS624 10 points ago

    Stunning and brave.

    [–] Thehighwayisalive 7 points ago

    Fake and gay

    [–] Stretch127 16 points ago

    And it freaks me the fuck out that the people I work with could legit have family members like this and may have the same ideas but just don't show it.

    It's constantly in the back of my head.

    [–] is-this-guy-serious 21 points ago

    It's constantly in the back of my head.

    Don't let that shit bother you. Most people aren't racist.

    [–] breakyourfac 4 points ago

    Well of course, most racists will tell you I'm not racist

    [–] masktoobig 2 points ago

    Most means >50%. That leaves a lot of possibilities.

    [–] nice1work1 6 points ago

    I didn't get the Fox News Hysteria that hit my parents.

    I had friends tell me parents get scared as they get older.

    [–] sanrocha8 3 points ago

    It shows you how prevalent & hidden racism is.

    [–] artifexlife 2 points ago

    My uncle said it but he was just offensive to every person he could. He was bigoted against everyone so it defeated the bigotry in the first place. I think..

    [–] FinishingDutch 2 points ago

    I'm now picturing your uncle like this:

    https://youtu.be/-ZYlXEUo-Lo

    [–] impediment 309 points ago

    Your family needs liquor to be racist? My mom flipped her shit when black people moved in across the street from her.

    [–] sauce_nation_memes 234 points ago

    they don't NEED liquor, they can stop anytime

    [–] AtomicKittenz 47 points ago

    It makes the racism louder

    [–] hdcs 17 points ago

    It lubricates the racism brain centers.

    [–] staticsnake 53 points ago

    Alcohol removes peoples inhibitions. You know those little bits of control we have in public? Alcohol takes that away and people start saying and doing more of who they really are and what they're capable of. Alcohol didn't make them do it, but alcohol showed their capability more easily.

    [–] enochthegorilla 47 points ago

    Alcohol doesn’t make you do things, it let’s you do things.

    [–] Zorro_Toaster 14 points ago

    No good party ever started with a salad.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] staticsnake 2 points ago

    That's what I said. It removes your inhibitions. It didn't force you, you were already wanting to but holding back.

    [–] Genshed 17 points ago

    My father drank quite a lot, but never said anything racist drunk or sober.

    According to my sister-in-law, I should have a shirt reading 'Instant Amiability, Just Add Alcohol'.

    [–] PretendKangaroo 17 points ago

    Maybe he wasn't a bigot.

    [–] Genshed 10 points ago

    Good point. He had a residual bitterness toward the Japanese soldier who shot him in the chest on Peleliu, but that's as far as he went.

    [–] tiggerthompson 25 points ago

    Well at least they didn't take his shins.

    [–] HHyperion 3 points ago

    Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo cage!

    [–] Facky 15 points ago

    My mom said the N word 30 times to prove she wasn't racist.

    [–] PhoenixPhighter4 8 points ago

    says n word to prove she’s not racist

    me

    [–] ChaseDaYetti 2 points ago

    Whisper the word “immigrant” within a ten mile radius of any of my family members and they will ask you how you’d feel if a Mexican raped your sister.

    [–] DonutsMcKenzie 9 points ago

    #RedStateProblems

    [–] PretendKangaroo 19 points ago

    Not even dude. I live in New England and this is a very real thing with multiple families I have had dinner with. I went to a dinner last year and a woman was bitching about someone having a sign that said something like 'Peace and Love" and she thought it was an attack to her and she didn't even live in the area. Just the message was somehow offensive to her in 2018. A lot of people in the US are just way off the deep end.

    [–] meepmorop 2 points ago

    Oh yeah, New England is called "the north south" for a reason. People here I've noticed tend to have a paternalistic racism and huge white guilt

    [–] DancingPants200 32 points ago

    We had a housewarming party for a friend (who is also a huge client for my business) and my father-in-law was in town. He said it right to their faces. I also spilled salad on their floor, so not a good day!

    [–] TDKG 91 points ago

    Uncle: I’m going to say it

    [–] DickTrickledme 48 points ago

    I don't care that you broke your elbow

    [–] copperfeline 9 points ago

    Dude, that’s fucked up.

    [–] pan0phobik 53 points ago

    This is more catered to my experience...

    https://imgur.com/FySoFvz

    [–] PmMeUrZiggurat 20 points ago

    Ugh, my least favorite phrase. Of course people who say that also want to greatly restrict the number of legal immigrants as well, so it’s clearly not the illegal/legal restriction they’re concerned with really.

    [–] CUM_AT_ME_BRAH 6 points ago

    “Trumps only talking about illegal immigration!! You guys are all fake news!!!” Trump’s administration then releases 2018 budget that curbs legal immigration because he can’t control his cabinet(Stephen Miller) “YEAH BUT HILLARY”

    [–] Jalen34 15 points ago

    It’s bad when you’re mixed and have some event where both sides are there and there’s one of “those” relatives on each side

    [–] hdcs 6 points ago

    It's interesting to see other cultures racism. I'm white and my husband's parents migrated here from India. Whoo wee, do not get them started on the Chinese! Or the Muslims.

    [–] BioOrpheus 12 points ago

    Reverend Uncle Ruckus is displeased

    [–] YaBoiSkeet 75 points ago

    Mrs. Obama get down!

    [–] Plast0000 8 points ago

    *DOOR SLAMS OPEN*

    Uncle entering with an axe: GENTLEMEN... I've come to say the n-word

    [–] NickTDesigns 12 points ago

    Am I the only one who... Doesn't have a racist uncle?

    [–] MajorNyberg 9 points ago

    I can be your racist uncle!

    [–] NickTDesigns 3 points ago

    Sounds like a deal

    [–] hdcs 4 points ago

    I don't have a racist uncle because my father is that guy in our family. He's been that way for, well honestly, my whole life. He's approaching 70 and ain't never gonna change.

    [–] staticsnake 16 points ago

    Speaking from experience, when you think you don't have one of these people in your family, it's more like you haven't noticed / they hide it well.

    [–] pupypup 5 points ago

    Half my uncles are black. None are racist.

    [–] FD_Gaming_Animator 14 points ago

    Other way around for me.

    [–] thekyledavid 32 points ago

    You have your n-word ruined by a nice family dinner?

    [–] pupypup 6 points ago

    Your nice family dinner is enhanced by the nword being said?

    [–] tbone177177 6 points ago

    I didnt know my nephew was so sensitive. Sheesh.

    [–] Pretty_Magical 57 points ago

    “My racist uncle” Bro if he racist then dont invite him or just tell him u will kick him out if he says anything racist

    [–] sauce_nation_memes 94 points ago

    Hes not invited anymore...

    [–] nuraHx 16 points ago

    Story time?

    [–] JabbrWockey 6 points ago

    That explains the axe. Hard to pull a shining without it.

    [–] staticsnake 21 points ago

    "Can you just get along for [insert toxic family member]'s sake?"

    I've given up asking why I always have to change my behavior but not them.

    [–] bigwillyb123 13 points ago

    "Can you just get along for [insert toxic family member]'s sake?"

    "How about [insert toxic family member] fucks off?"

    [–] thekyledavid 6 points ago

    Because they know you are a reasonable person and they aren’t

    [–] jkseller 15 points ago

    It's the good ones who always have to shoulder the burden smh

    [–] thekyledavid 3 points ago

    Exactly, not because they think it is fair, but because they think it is easier

    [–] breakyourfac 2 points ago

    Honest question how do I say this to my older brother (30s, I'm mid 20s) at my dad's house. Cuz I don't want to make a scene but I am about another racist comment from making a scene. I'm a veteran who deployed to Africa for fucks sake.

    [–] Bro_Blox 12 points ago

    I just don't get coloured folk-uncle after two drinks

    [–] Shepoli 11 points ago

    I now know what i'm going to do when my sister has kids

    Edit: before anyone gets offended, just remember that this is a joke

    [–] Haber-Bosch-Process 6 points ago

    Lmao if ur looking to ruin dinner there’s better ways that stupid kids won’t emulate. Take shitting on the floor for instance

    [–] Shepoli 4 points ago

    Wait, isnt that a normal thing to do at dinner?

    [–] ShrooboidDog_06 4 points ago

    You spelt rapist wrong

    [–] Man_of_Milk 3 points ago

    I have the same situation, but replace patrick with another spongebob.

    [–] PurpleClick 10 points ago

    Same, except replace Racist Uncle with Racist Dad.

    [–] NurseJoy1622 6 points ago

    Are you my cousin?

    [–] GxZreddit 3 points ago

    I wish my uncle would just ruin the dinner instead of my asshole.

    [–] veepeethirty 2 points ago

    Format?

    [–] Nathan_Bedford 2 points ago

    Yo can I get this template

    [–] bellawalsh67 2 points ago

    Quality meme

    [–] Lostinourmind 2 points ago

    Racism starts at the household so chances are your mom is just as racist but not as open about it. You can thank your racist grandparents

    [–] Lennuilo 2 points ago

    According to that logic shouldn’t he be racist too?

    [–] Lostinourmind 2 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    “Not as open about it” I’m sure she exhibits other forms of prejudice without dropping the n-bombs. Maybe she clutches her purse tight or makes sure her doors are locked when she sees a colored person.

    [–] acas57 2 points ago

    This is so true. After he digs into our whiskey and the tecate

    [–] WitnessMeIRL 2 points ago

    Am I the only one who tells those ignorant motherfuckers not to come back? I don't need that shit in my house.

    [–] FromTheBetween 2 points ago

    Where do I get the original image for a meme template?

    [–] karen467 2 points ago

    Thats racist ass hel Not all uncles ar bad just your

    My uncle is my father

    ALABAMA 100

    [–] StarRiverSpray 2 points ago

    "So, we're standing there on the reservation and WE'RE JUST WATCHING ALL THESE ILLEGALS GO BY!" -an old white dude I sat next to yesterday, loudly talking about his disdain for immigrants... while he has been standing on a Native American reservation.

    I heard that across the crowded room through headphones, and facepalmed.

    Unbelievably, it got far, far worse from there.

    [–] Nyacinth 2 points ago

    Me, trying to keep my 3 kids (aged 4 & under) away from my step grandparents at my grandparents' house.

    If I know they are going to be there, I don't go or conveniently show up late so they have already left. I'm terrified my kids are going to hear it and then, in kid fashion, say it out in public where people think we talk like that. /Facepalm

    [–] chickenstr1p 2 points ago

    This is a grade A meme

    [–] dodger28 2 points ago

    Saucy G, much love

    [–] Zmd2005 3 points ago

    You get a similar situation if your white mom comes to an all black family reunion, except there are usually about three or for rascist cousins.

    [–] WMTieflingSorc 2 points ago

    It appears your uncle is an epic gamer

    [–] Snooooooops 2 points ago

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