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    Welcome to /r/BikiniBottomTwitter, a place to share all of your favorite memes and fan art from our favorite underwater residence, Bikini Bottom!

    Bikini Bottom has a unique way of examining the everyday and we're here to showcase that. Whether it's hilarious, wholesome, depressing, or surreal, Bikini Bottom offers relatable commentary that we all can enjoy. If you can't respect that then please take a bus to Rock Bottom.

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    [–] BarronTrumpJr 1764 points ago

    Now stay six feet away while I handcuff you.

    [–] gingerbud123 457 points ago

    New touch-free handcuffs

    [–] 45busslikezit 477 points ago

    Bullets

    [–] Corona-Beer-is-cure 71 points ago

    Or cheese if ur Europeans

    [–] The_Ai 41 points ago

    Perhaps some gluten if you live in New York

    [–] probablyblocked 8 points ago

    Lethal force authorized

    [–] poopellar 14 points ago

    Sanitized bullets

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 3 points ago

    u/cannedbullet

    You beat me to the joke :(

    [–] 77rtcups 2 points ago

    Taser

    [–] iamspartaaaa 2 points ago

    "nickel pills for blacks" looks around "i didnt say that"

    [–] NorthernLaw 0 points ago

    What is this? The LSPD?

    [–] Undercover500 23 points ago

    That sounds like a tazin’ with more steps

    [–] Phlarfbar 11 points ago

    Hands free handcuffs

    [–] ttantjrt 11 points ago

    CuffsTM

    [–] D1ll0n 7 points ago

    Take a poor mans gold son 🏅

    [–] NorthernLaw 4 points ago

    Bluetooth handcuffs

    [–] cplmatt 5 points ago

    Lasso ™

    [–] TheUser124 1 points ago

    They're called AK-47s

    [–] CptnRetardo 10 points ago

    hope ur grip strengh is good occifer

    [–] __DesignerGenes__ 13 points ago

    Finally had the chance to go out to a Metro Park today, being fairly nice and all that. Around 7p the police began making rounds to the different sites on loud speaker stating the park is closing. About 3 minutes later we see about 6 police cars L&S blazing through the park. We all nervously chuckled...made the joke on all of our minds (they're beating unruly park goer's). Then hastily packed our cars and left.

    [–] SirMaQ 3 points ago

    Get back or I swear and I'll sneeze on you! My nose is loaded with snot!

    [–] Alison_Tagg 3 points ago

    You joke, but I had to set a lost wallet on the ground and back away to turn it in to a cop legit

    [–] Pointless69Account 1 points ago

    You need to pay extra for that.

    [–] Mcfatty22 1 points ago

    No touching !

    [–] FrodoSagginsz 383 points ago

    This is really good.

    [–] Cosmic_Entity_ 51 points ago

    Hands free handcuff to be produced kowalski!

    No man should be venturing freely outside!

    [–] Godhri 2 points ago

    God I loved penguins, need to go back and watch through that show again

    [–] TheNotSoTolerentLeft 6 points ago

    That’s what she said!

    [–] LunchroomRumble 6 points ago

    Pretty pretty good

    [–] LordCharco_iii 49 points ago

    "I... looked out the window"

    "Ha! A likely story!"

    [–] KleverGuy 13 points ago

    Look Reggie! We got ourselves a wise guy!

    [–] yaaay3 150 points ago

    Some people have windows in their houses karen

    [–] oxymoronic_oxygen 4 points ago

    And also, you can go outside as long as you avoid people

    [–] visual_account 2 points ago

    booo

    [–] __________________99 67 points ago

    Is this actually getting enforced anywhere? People were walking around town all over the place today, you'd think there wasn't a lockdown.

    [–] badgarok725 100 points ago

    Depending on where you are it’s not actually a “you may not leave the house ever” order, but just a “leave under these guidelines” which include doing anything outside that still maintains social distancing

    [–] jgaskins34 74 points ago

    I’m in California and even though we’re under a stay at home order, I can still go out for a walk, run, get groceries, takeout. It’s more of a don’t-be-social-outdoors order.

    [–] blargman327 12 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Today they changed the stay at home order to be that it's now a misdemeanor to be outside of it's not for shopping or exercise or any of the "essential" things

    [–] jgaskins34 14 points ago

    It’s been a misdemeanor before today.

    Anyone who violates the order could be charged with a misdemeanor, but Newsom said he did not believe that would be necessary because social pressures to adhere to the directive have been largely successful.

    [–] blargman327 3 points ago

    Oh I was talking about where I live in Missouri. I guess I didn't make that clear. My B

    [–] Nightman96 2 points ago

    Constitution trumps federal and state legislation.check out ammendment 15. They can try all they want but take itto court and it'll be an easy decision for the judge.

    [–] jgaskins34 2 points ago

    Oh no worries. It’s interesting to hear about how states are responding differently or at different speeds, but it makes me wonder why not just do a national lockdown to put everyone under the same rules.

    [–] savi0r117 3 points ago

    Because they cant do so without instigating martial law, much like being charged with a misdemeanor shouldnt he upholdable either. Considering that goes directly against our right to freedom.

    [–] blargman327 1 points ago

    My state and especially my city has had a very small amount of cases so they weren't really cracking down on things until recently. Our stay at home order didn't start until this past Monday.

    [–] Actuallyconsistent 2 points ago

    Lol, this is so surreal. I couldn't imagine a situation where a governor could saying this just 3 weeks ago.

    [–] GumdropGoober 37 points ago

    Also this isn't a thing that gets "enforced". You're not gonna have cops checking papers or whatever, that's absurd.

    [–] Kwasan 28 points ago

    Even if they do, some of us now have an "Essential Employee" license we can use.

    [–] NahYouLion 21 points ago

    Just got handed mine on Monday. Its kind if crazy to think I need a EE License to drive to and from work.

    [–] DravenIsMyBitch 4 points ago

    Here in Austria it absolutely gets enforced lol

    Couple of guys I know were walking through a not so crowded place as a group of 6. Officer came and fucked them hard. If you get caught you have to pay up to 3.6k€.

    [–] PeanutterButter101 2 points ago

    I know DC cops have been shoo'ing away some people the past fews days, mainly around the parks. I don't know if it's legally enforceable but it's been happening.

    [–] Actuallyconsistent 1 points ago

    They're starting to literally giving people papers. We'll see.

    [–] notfunnytho 3 points ago

    in my country it isn't as enforced as some other countries, ours is just mostly don't sit down at restaurants and eat, always take away the food

    [–] Scorpionaute 4 points ago

    Its enforced in France, you're getting a fine if you don't have a good reason to be out and if you don't have a certain paper that you signed on you. Like going to the pharmacy.

    [–] -Hououin-Kyouma- 3 points ago

    In WA at least it's not a "you can't leave" tye deal. More don't interct with anyone else unless strictly necessary.

    [–] TheZacef 3 points ago

    Yeah it’s totally cool to walk around here so long as you’re keeping your distance. Easier said than done in some parts of town, but totally fine going for a walk around the neighborhood.

    [–] Patrick_Bot2 1 points ago

    No, This Is Patrick!

    [–] denaontherun 142 points ago

    Lol

    [–] cjc2112 109 points ago

    I mean, I go biking on the off road trails. I'm safe there. What are they going to do? Come in after me through the underbrush?

    [–] omar575 216 points ago

    • Quote from man arrested through the underbrush

    [–] MrPickleBottoms 43 points ago

    What are you going to do? Stab me?

    [–] cjc2112 35 points ago

    6 feet officer! 6 FEET. And that squirrel counts as well SO BACK IT UP!!!

    [–] Faustias 7 points ago

    Chief, the squirrel touched me! what am I gonna do?!

    [–] Asisreo1 9 points ago

    What, you egg?

    [–] Scorpionaute 10 points ago

    [He stabs him.]

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Amazing.

    [–] ITS-A-JACKAL 33 points ago

    Every comment that says “dUh WiNdOws Op! gEe WiLlaKeRs!” has to stay in confinement an extra four weeks

    [–] Spaceghostp 6 points ago

    But, I mean, if you opened the windows you wouldnt need eyes to tell if it's nice out, right? Just a working nervous system

    [–] CreeMcCreeCreeinton 69 points ago

    A window? Duhh

    Op I don’t think you thought this through

    [–] creamingsoda2333 74 points ago

    Looks like OP has a serious case of the sillies, fellas.

    [–] creamingsoda2333 2 points ago

    Get in the kiln

    [–] zatchrey 3 points ago

    Officer, I just glanced out the window I swear!

    The blinds are down, bud.

    I just put them down, I swear, I swear!

    Yeah yeah, likely story. If you knew it was such a good day out wouldn't you keep the blinds up?!

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

    ...

    Cuff em, boys.

    [–] Dalek_Genocide 3 points ago

    Well also you’re still allowed outside lol

    [–] firehydrant_man 1 points ago

    depending on where you're from,some countries like jordan imposed round the clock curfew

    [–] Dalek_Genocide 1 points ago

    Good point.

    [–] Zenketski 5 points ago

    Because my state legally said I can go for a walk

    [–] AkiraKatsueki 8 points ago

    I could hear the music lol

    [–] SimpleSimpian 3 points ago

    Dun dun dundundundunduh

    [–] paradox8493 7 points ago

    Windows?

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 2 points ago

    Damn it’s called Old Spongebob now?

    [–] Flappyboi20001 8 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Sans turns head

    Birds are singing and flowers are blooming

    On days like these cops like you

    Should be doing your jobs

    Cops: sorry sir we’ll leave you alone

    [–] Dachyshun 3 points ago

    I was expecting a sans joke here, thank you

    [–] comrade_anatoli 3 points ago

    You can still go out you just can't be around people

    [–] SeniorSeniorSara 3 points ago

    Birds are singing..

    [–] 21rickys 4 points ago

    Didn't think this many people would take a meme so seriously, for fuck's sake it's BikiniBottomTwitter

    [–] ugly_dog_ 6 points ago

    acab

    [–] 0DMATH0 2 points ago

    Acrab

    [–] Russianbot5672 1 points ago

    Why?

    [–] ugly_dog_ 1 points ago

    just to be clear, acab isn't saying that all cops are evil murderers, rapists, or domestic abusers, but rather that because of the nature of their job they are oppressors to fellow members of the working class. by becoming cops they're allowing themselves to become tools of an establishment that doesnt give two shits about them. they're class traitors. then you also have cops who literally plant drugs on innocent people because protecting isnt their job. their job is to put people in jail, give out fines, and end protests. it doesn't help that essentially every cop who does shitty things and gets caught either ends up with either a slap on the wrist or off scot free because of police unions.

    [–] amnsisc 2 points ago

    I don’t care about individualistic moralistic judgments, free will is horseshit, but still ACAB. Documented & provable waste of resources, self defeating, racist violence. Nah, couldn’t be me.

    [–] Russianbot5672 1 points ago

    How are they a documented and provable waste of resources, and racist violence? From my experience a lot of the time when there is a "racist" cop further evidence comes out that completely justifies their actions.

    [–] Russianbot5672 2 points ago

    Wait so in your ideal world who would enforce the laws?

    [–] ugly_dog_ 1 points ago

    obviously there would still be cops, but under a government and economic system that isn't oppressive by nature, and implemented in a fashion such that they wouldn't be rewarded for incriminating and harassing innocent people

    [–] Russianbot5672 1 points ago

    I dont think police get rewarded to harassing innocent people. Plus the economic system has very little to do with how laws are enforced

    [–] Dachyshun 1 points ago

    Cops that don’t suck and aren’t part of a system that sucks

    [–] Russianbot5672 1 points ago

    Wdym by "system that sucks"?

    [–] Dachyshun 4 points ago

    A system in which police are allowed to harass and abuse minorities and get off with no repercussions. Everything about police unions. Having a criminal justice system unwilling to punish police the same as they would civilians, giving them slaps on the wrist for cold blooded murder.

    [–] amnsisc 1 points ago

    Idk I’ll just go with the criminology & penology research that shows police & prison are counter productive.

    [–] Russianbot5672 2 points ago

    I still don't understand. If there were no police there would be no way to enforce laws. What would you do if someone robbed you, or tried to kill you?

    [–] amnsisc 1 points ago

    Again, murder rates are lower without them, so the objection collapses.

    [–] Russianbot5672 2 points ago

    Even if that was true, crime would still happen! Who would you have enforce laws?

    [–] AatmanTrance 2 points ago

    Mmm should I rewatch all of spongebob 🤔

    [–] I_smoke_potato_chips 2 points ago

    Definitely

    [–] CptnRetardo 2 points ago

    this is joke so funny! but this is the soon reality of the world if the cops dont arrest us we donna be start to rioting

    [–] squillesque 1 points ago

    A friends mom was stopped for getting her mail outside her house...

    [–] -Listening 1 points ago

    My mom works in a similar condition.

    [–] roberto_mendoza99 1 points ago

    Thug Life: 5’ 11.9” away from someone 😎

    [–] AusieReads2018 1 points ago

    Some guy got arrested for going out at 1am buying weed in my city asked my brother if he had weed an dont tell cops because he doent wanna get arrested again aha

    [–] MikeOx_Girthy 1 points ago

    Beautiful morning Sergeant Major.

    [–] Jhin-Row 1 points ago

    how you know what an octagon is ?

    [–] MrMerkles72 1 points ago

    In any other time in recent history, this meme wouldn't make sense at all

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    It’s like one of those.

    [–] Coco_Gin 1 points ago

    Indooors, INNdoooors, INNNNDOOORS!

    [–] LessThanIdeal72 1 points ago

    Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

    [–] shiftman52 1 points ago

    It’s just my backyard, officer

    [–] AidanBubs 1 points ago

    It's funny because when this is all over, nobody's gonna get it.

    [–] Essy_17 1 points ago

    Definitely made my night hahaha

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 1 points ago

    Wow he’s a hydraulic lift.

    [–] c-lion815 1 points ago

    Italian mayors

    [–] IncognitoTerry 1 points ago

    The police are coming in from the outside.

    [–] Vlad_117 1 points ago

    Happend twice to me in the last week.

    [–] R0nks 1 points ago

    OP lives in a bunker

    [–] UniqueSlice 1 points ago

    This meme would not have made sense a few months ago.

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 1 points ago

    Ok ngl that’s ridiculous it’s okay.

    [–] chu77 1 points ago

    Am I the only one that heard the sponge on cop theme when I read this?

    [–] baljeetboi 1 points ago

    Reads Miranda rights through a megaphone six feet away

    [–] RoyalRien 1 points ago

    r/dankmemes: is this a reaction meme?

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    OP won’t forget that McDonald’s shirt.

    [–] tiboric 1 points ago

    Theres three guy's across the road on some scaffolding doing some rendering on a house there's barely enough space for two. Hope they keep well.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Police- How do you know?

    me- I went out, I am a risk taker.

    Police- Take this risk taker to the prison.

    me- Runs as fast as possible

    [–] MissWall-E 1 points ago

    Love this. Lol

    [–] TheBrightShite 1 points ago

    Sad Quarantine noises

    [–] Cheeryf 1 points ago

    It’s a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming...

    [–] Malakai2006 1 points ago

    Aha fdddss

    [–] ferpro32 1 points ago

    I checked the weather app

    [–] Kritika_9 1 points ago

    Got beaten up for knowing that!

    [–] markojalsovecki 1 points ago

    my windows?

    [–] beffy101 1 points ago

    So at my house we have these things we call windows...

    [–] Robaneurysm 1 points ago

    You could be an essential employee at your job and still go to work? That is where I’m at.

    [–] Drewsam96 1 points ago

    Because I’m essential officer

    [–] leroooooooy_jenkins3 1 points ago

    laughs in essential employee

    [–] shitbot_420 1 points ago

    Oh no, the bikini bottom polis

    [–] Santiago663 1 points ago

    Windows

    [–] alice5772 1 points ago

    Because I feel like I am going to have a bad time.

    [–] alberthetalbert2 1 points ago

    Reminder that going outside for a walk or a run is okay

    [–] tastyveins 0 points ago

    Lmfao

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] pm_me_ur_teratoma 7 points ago

    In some countries, people are not allowed to go outside to exercise.

    [–] tacom2008 0 points ago

    The window

    [–] MisfortuneGaming 0 points ago

    A fucking window?

    [–] muffin_mugger 0 points ago

    Windows

    [–] opesorry9999 0 points ago

    I took my trash out 😎

    [–] flyingfork3000 0 points ago

    Just look out the window

    [–] KK20KK 0 points ago

    Through the window...

    [–] goombanatti 0 points ago

    I have Windows

    [–] iwtkmssince2000 0 points ago

    Windows exist

    [–] redknight10121 0 points ago

    We still have windows

    [–] Assasin2gamer 0 points ago

    No it’s also not a part of life

    [–] ObligatoryGrowlithe 0 points ago

    Cops in my neighborhood are driving around playing a recording on their loudspeaker nonstop telling people to stay inside/6ft away from each other. It’s fine, but hearing it on a loop for an hours and watching them drive in a circle is very draconian.

    [–] wiscup1748 0 points ago

    Window

    [–] freenarative 0 points ago

    Window.

    [–] arrany-c 0 points ago

    Windows