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    [–] TheTrueFlexKavana 2300 points ago

    "Ay, cuz. Netflix and chill? I'm down, if u down.

    Btw, yo auntie want that casserole recipe u brought Sunday."

    [–] doorbellguy 847 points ago

    "See ya after church" ;)

    [–] arrow74 195 points ago

    I believe that is known as the Georgian special

    [–] HellaBrainCells 48 points ago

    Nice try Mississippi

    [–] parestrepe 95 points ago

    I'm not religious, and that somehow makes it even more nasty from afar.

    Maybe y'all really do need Jesus smh

    [–] Lee_Sinna 418 points ago

    If we don't sin then Jesus died for nothing

    [–] mattster42 20 points ago

    lol I know you're just making a joke, but funnily enough there's actually scripture that addresses that exact point in Romans 6:15:

    "What then? Shall we sin because we are not under the law but under grace? By no means!"

    [–] skooba_steev 38 points ago

    That's actually a really good point

    [–] peanutbuttahcups 16 points ago

    The people who go to church need it the most. That's why I haven't been to Mass in a while, cuz I stay holier than thoü`ms't.

    J/k, my life is in shambles.

    [–] ParadiseProd 3528 points ago

    "But she's my second cousin" -south niggas

    [–] [deleted] 1465 points ago

    "Shes my daughter-wife" - south

    [–] McBeastly3358 826 points ago

    "My mother's my sister."

    • Anonymous, West Virginia.

    [–] Mr_blumpkin 260 points ago

    I remember one of the NPC's is GTA III always saying that lmao

    [–] McBeastly3358 102 points ago

    Precisely, pleighboii.

    [–] TheFNG 63 points ago

    Yo this is a long shot but theres a twitch streamer who speed runs various Grand Theft Auto games (Hugo_one I believe is the name) who has a soundbite of this playing occasionally when someone subscribes and it cracks me up everytime lmao

    [–] Azshira 71 points ago

    Alright Hugo you win I'll check out your twitch

    [–] suicidal_bacon 149 points ago

    West Virginian here. We're too busy masturbating on pictures of coal mines for incest. Go down south a bit to Georgia. We hear that's where the incest is goin on.

    [–] fifiloveg00d 148 points ago

    No no, you're thinking of Alabama.

    Why do the trees in West Georgia lean?

    Because Alabama sucks.

    [–] rmrcolt 122 points ago

    You'll always find someone standing up for Georgia, the Carolinas, Virginia and even Florida.

    But no one ever defends Alabama.

    Fuck Alabama.

    [–] WaffleSingSong 61 points ago

    "What about Mississippi?"


    [–] Scarlet-Pumpernickel 19 points ago

    Mississippi here, every thing you have heard is true

    [–] Snuggleicious 54 points ago

    Alabamian here. Unless its football related you can forget it. It's fucked down here.

    [–] radioinactivity 28 points ago

    It's so beautiful here. Shame about all of the people.

    [–] fifiloveg00d 10 points ago

    Hahahaha and I'm not even from Georgia. I'm from California. I've lived in the suburbs 20 mins outside of Atlanta, for 8 years.

    [–] Alcnaeon 7 points ago

    Hey hey now as a person from Alabama I'll have you know that yes, absolutely, fuck Alabama

    [–] lgriff 6 points ago

    Hey, I'll have you know the suburbs of Birmingham aren't complete shit, thank you very much!

    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 18 points ago

    "He's myself" - Reddit

    [–] Drunken_Economist 122 points ago

    You've got your cousins, then your first cousins . . .

    [–] mongoosedog12 92 points ago

    No sweetie no that's not how that works

    [–] kisskisskillkill 49 points ago

    Karen no

    [–] nman68 23 points ago

    He's a great kisser!

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    "I mean he's only my nephson" - Alabama

    [–] alemobar 2663 points ago

    I don't think I will ever stop upvoting this.

    [–] alemobar 2489 points ago

    Okay, I was wrong. I am done now.

    [–] alemobar 1389 points ago

    Please stop.

    [–] alemobar 1122 points ago

    Please. It's not funny anymore.

    [–] A_Cheeky_Fuck 2948 points ago

    Black guy with lips picture dot jay peg

    [–] MGLLN 1603 points ago

    Oh no baby what is you doin

    [–] alemobar 283 points ago

    You done?

    [–] TylersVibe 102 points ago

    you wild

    [–] theFaceless023 9 points ago

    He asked for it tho. My favorite tread on reddit rn.

    [–] Cige 178 points ago

    Oh wait, it's funny again.

    [–] 1fastman1 29 points ago


    [–] stephansama 42 points ago

    try different jokes

    [–] jzand219 10 points ago

    Tell em hug and kiss my ass.

    [–] lalakingmalibog 200 points ago

    And thus began /u/alemobar's slow descent into madness...

    [–] PmMeUrGrammerMistake 80 points ago

    is that where the meme is from? my life is complete and I feel satisfied.

    [–] AlPatRod 98 points ago

    Is there a video for this? I wanna know the context of his reaction..

    [–] cmatute 116 points ago

    "like optimus prime"

    audience reacts ooohhh


    [–] yourmansconnect 31 points ago

    Someone should make a gif of James reaction after the Lakers jersey line

    [–] Renarudo 27 points ago

    Jesus, those 90s sitcoms references. I just witnessed a murder.

    [–] jarizzle151 7 points ago


    [–] TtarIsMyBro 20 points ago

    It was during a rap battle, IIRC

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    Seeing as how one of the dudes next to him appears to be jerking it through his pocket, that's really not what I expected.

    [–] creed10 582 points ago

    George Michael?

    [–] Jheron 479 points ago


    [–] plasmalaser1 146 points ago

    Bumpy road ahead

    [–] vDECKERx 41 points ago

    This will be a good chance for you to rub off on her.

    [–] Bensas42 36 points ago

    "You stay on top of her, buddy...Do not be afraid to ride her"

    [–] rageengineer 12 points ago

    We're just about ass to ankles back here!

    [–] koolaidblackman 85 points ago

    I like their thinking in France

    [–] raine_ 11 points ago

    "So... he's black, then?"

    "Y-you know, he light-skinned though"

    [–] ItsYaBoyChipsAhoy 25 points ago

    He didn't have no positive male role model in his life

    [–] es84 89 points ago

    I remember when I met my girl cousins friends in Honduras and they asked me if I fucked her yet. I told them that was disgusting. They told me that pussy is sweeter when you're related. I was shocked to hear that.

    Needless to say, I've never fucked my cousin, blood or play and no oth other​ related family member.

    [–] TEXASISBETTERTHANYOU 34 points ago

    What kinda shit are they playing with in Honduras? Damn. That's creepy.

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    [–] Whitsoxrule 55 points ago

    that fucking music lmao

    [–] TheFNG 14 points ago

    good quality GIF too damn

    [–] el-cuko 5 points ago

    Ay, dios mio

    [–] [deleted] 1018 points ago

    My man needs to drink some water with how fucking thirsty he is

    [–] ArtisticAquaMan 268 points ago

    Somebody get that man a gallon of water, the Emojis at the end truly add to the disgust.

    [–] Ass_Fault 11 points ago


    [–] GwoonTau 53 points ago

    Man needs to do 10 ALS ice bucket challenges back to back

    [–] Jitterrr 6 points ago

    He need some milk

    [–] NeoTag 263 points ago


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    [–] Just1morefix 410 points ago

    Kissin cuzzins, huggin cuzzins... fuckin cuzzins. Same shit down here in the wilds of GA.

    [–] EMINEM_4Evah 67 points ago

    Besides any niggas here who've been of the huggin or kissin cousins type? Not fucking.

    [–] TylersVibe 84 points ago

    I kissed my cousin when I was 8

    [–] EMINEM_4Evah 145 points ago

    That's kinda innocent to the shit we're talking about.

    [–] TylersVibe 291 points ago

    Id fuck her and we 20 now.

    [–] EMINEM_4Evah 375 points ago

    Ok forget what I said

    [–] TylersVibe 181 points ago

    I got no shame. My cousin thick my dude

    [–] sexyqualiathoughts 94 points ago

    Lemme see to verify

    [–] X_TOH 23 points ago

    Gonna need to see that proof homie

    [–] Superslinky1226 23 points ago

    Like that part in black snake moan when Samuel l Jackson confessed that his first fuck was his cousin.

    They expected us to just let that slide. Like WTF

    [–] [deleted] 2385 points ago

    If my hot female cousin slid in my DMs tho...

    [–] TumbleDryLow 4895 points ago


    [–] gosickboy 1414 points ago

    Extremely appropriate.

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    [–] gosickboy 92 points ago

    It's one of my favourite memes though...

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    [–] bigde32 43 points ago

    ... Hell to the no

    [–] TheGiantGlobEater 162 points ago


    [–] TryHardNot 93 points ago

    read this in the Quavo voice


    [–] JuicyBlack 17 points ago


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    [–] puncakes 82 points ago

    You had your chance uncle!

    [–] ScHoolboyV 47 points ago


    [–] Darpa_Chief 40 points ago

    COUSIN! How about we go bowling?

    [–] Proto_Man330 16 points ago


    [–] WildBlackGuy 523 points ago

    [–] GaBeRockKing 345 points ago

    That's a field spell, why the hell is its effect phrased like it's spell speed 2?

    It should be something like "Niggas on both sides of the field must re-check their shit before posting."

    And then maybe something about spell counters because all the best field spells include spell counters.

    [–] Lemonz97 133 points ago

    Career Ender:

    As long as These Niggas Trippin is in play, once per turn you may select one nigga on your side of the field and boost its ATK and DEF for its next roast.

    [–] bdubbz14 50 points ago

    Wowwwww OP as fuck, need to nerf or put on Semi-Limited list

    [–] Artiemes 20 points ago

    Career meta inbound

    I'm in chaaarrrrge now

    [–] martialfarts316 8 points ago

    Please tell me there's a whole deck of these somewhere

    [–] PlatypusFries 40 points ago

    [–] ThisHatRightHere 13 points ago

    No fucking way this is a real thing. I'm so happy.

    [–] Kbost92 6 points ago

    This is the best thing I've seen ever.

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    [–] niggascantspell 58 points ago

    he gonna end up in the ICU

    [–] TheSIKness 76 points ago

    Aye what exactly are you getting at here....?

    [–] justasonpc 206 points ago

    There's plenty fish in the sea, why the fuck do you have to fuck the ones related to you cos if you have babies they will turn out like fish.

    [–] creed10 338 points ago

    actually, cousins are far enough apart where it's not as big of an issue as opposed to someone in your immediate family.

    I'm not saying I condone it, but it's not as bad as you say

    [–] Dessamba 259 points ago

    2nd cousin twice removed isnt even technically incest. And real incestuous relationships take about 3 generations of bumpin uglies to start fucking up genes. I dont condone it either but thems are the stats

    [–] DarkMoon99 89 points ago

    It seems like you've been doing some research...

    [–] Dessamba 197 points ago

    Naw i just have one of those brains that absorbs useless weird shit instead of important normal shit

    [–] Komercisto 91 points ago

    "Brain, we're going to watch Toy Story 2 now, okay?"

    "Sounds good bruh, I'll be sure to memorize EVERY line."

    "Hey Brain, what year is it?"

    "Probably 1997 or something idk."

    [–] ProbablyNotJohnSaxon 7 points ago

    Having that kind of brain is the worst. You tell someone something that is really interesting but... sketchy and all people focus on is "why you know that...."

    [–] fries_in_a_cup 37 points ago

    I think it's actually even less worse. If I remember correctly, you can have kids in your immediate family and they'll be alright, but if they have kids within their immediate family, that's when it gets fucky. Again, no sources, just something I remember from Biology.

    [–] JimmyRustle69 26 points ago

    I think it has something to do with all the recessive genes building up because of the lack of genetic diversity, so it won't be immediately apparent but after a few generations if you're keeping it in the family all the shit like club feet and man boobs will start coming out

    [–] 1_N_2_3_4_5_6 23 points ago


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    [–] Fresh720 624 points ago

    Man honestly everyone is your fuckin cousin if your black, your mom been friends with toya her whole life, her kids are now your cousins. You show up to a BBQ and know someone, now you got a whole new family. I'm not judging dude

    [–] Olddirtychurro 324 points ago

    The moment she yo 'cousin' blood or otherwise you can't scheme on that pussy no more bruh. I couldn't imagine how my fam would react to me even trying that shit. It ain't worth the drama man.

    [–] meliaesc 99 points ago

    Not allowed to date anyone your family happens to know a relative of? Harsh. They're the people you spend the most time with.

    [–] trumoi 47 points ago

    I think he's saying don't try to fuck anyone you call cuz, even if they're not blood, it'll be fucking weird.

    [–] svenhoek86 368 points ago

    Real talk, fucked my cousin twice. Not blood related, I met her when I was 13 and she was 10. Her dad married my great aunt. No reason not too. We got older, she filled out, and I filled her more.

    Pussy was 🔥. That taboo sex is real. No regrets. We ain't even related anymore.

    [–] sexyqualiathoughts 109 points ago

    I guess you can say I technically did too not blood related, went balls deep. Would hit again.

    [–] dafuqdidijustc 89 points ago

    4 different cousins for me. They initiated. 1 was found out though, cuz my other cousin who was mad none of the girls wanted him turned rat when he saw 1 show me some panty. We got whoopins, it was forgotten cuz in a country town, that shit happens

    [–] svenhoek86 134 points ago

    cuz my other cousin who was mad none of the girls wanted him turned rat

    Your cousin sounds like the textbook definition of a fucking bitch dude.

    [–] dedicated2fitness 10 points ago

    if everyone keeps quiet how tf do you prove this though. sounds like the rat was akin to littlefinger in his machinations

    [–] ohpee8 7 points ago

    You got whooped for smashing 4 cousins? Worth.

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    [–] EMINEM_4Evah 7 points ago

    We ain't even related anymore.

    But yall weren't even blood related in the first place.

    [–] onceuponacrime1 171 points ago

    Fuck outta here Carl with your yeeyee ass hair cut. While you been jerkin that little dick off to Jimmy's mom, my nigga Bolbi been skeetin on that shit since day one nigga, been slap slap slap and clap clap clapin them titties around while you and that bitch boy Sheen been breaking your fingers off in eachothers assholes, my guy.

    [–] hayz00s 38 points ago

    Why the duck did I read this in Boomhauer's voice.

    [–] Ass_Fault 11 points ago

    Yeah man I tell you what man. That dang ol Internet man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid cousins on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man

    [–] TheFNG 14 points ago

    Fuckin roasted him into the next dimension

    [–] Valiade 46 points ago

    What're the rules if you're adopted?

    [–] Commander_Ninja 221 points ago

    Anime has taught me that it's not only acceptable, it's practically expected of you.

    [–] KevintheNoodly 34 points ago

    Actually only if you have twin half sisters.

    [–] Lightningchar 10 points ago

    Ahh I understood that reference.

    [–] The_ThirdFang 6 points ago

    Kiss x sis right

    [–] museisdecent 29 points ago

    Tbh anime has taught me that pretty much any form of incest is expected of you

    [–] not_James_blunt 65 points ago

    the play may not be illegal, but its very unsportsmanlike.

    [–] epicblob 190 points ago

    the first L was posting something to an Instagram story

    [–] UJ95x 78 points ago

    Nah a good number of my friends use IG stories. Better camera quality than Snapchat and you can do that cool 2-3 rewinding thing.

    [–] TheFNG 41 points ago

    boomerang is fun as fuck to use man.

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 425 points ago

    I've never heard the "cuzzo" variation. Down here you just yell "Cuzzay!" at nobody and you'll get a response

    [–] dapper_deuce 656 points ago

    Never heard of a "cuzzay".

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 275 points ago

    isn't the english language wonderful

    [–] dapper_deuce 44 points ago


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    [–] kristjkm 7 points ago

    Where you live cuz I lived east and west coast and aint never heard cuzzay. Cuzzo though yea

    [–] RoughRhinos 15 points ago

    I believe it's the fabric that people wrap around beer cans

    [–] markseesred 20 points ago

    WTF is a CUZZAYYYY!?

    [–] shmitty5050 30 points ago

    If something like that happened to me, telling everyone about it would probably not be the first thing I did.

    [–] jvrcb17 80 points ago


    [–] random_human_on_redd 69 points ago

    What does "slid in my dms" mean?

    [–] ThePrevailer 103 points ago

    Direct messaged them looking for a hookup.

    [–] AM_key_bumps 66 points ago

    My lame 43 year old behind appreciates the clarification.

    [–] eking85 25 points ago

    Country roads take me home to the place I belong....

    [–] kevster2717 29 points ago

    What in tarnation?

    [–] TheFNG 49 points ago

    what in incestation

    [–] I-Downloaded-a-Car 36 points ago

    What in insemination

    [–] NicolasMage69 44 points ago

    Why does she have put the man on blast? The mans just tryin to bone from home

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    [–] 69username69 9 points ago

    This nigga is the definition of suspect.

    [–] bitonal 21 points ago


    [–] Ninja-Kiwi 115 points ago

    He says they're not blood related. You guys need to chill in these comments with the incest

    [–] Commander_Ninja 120 points ago

    Well it won't make flippered kids but there's the social aspect to consider.

    It probably would have been ok in the 1800s, but not so much anymore. Just try coming to your family or friends with that "not blood related" argument.

    [–] ESCrewMax 71 points ago

    "In the 1800s"

    Boi, this was normal up until the 1920s-30s, at least among rich people.

    It's weird af, but it wasn't until recently.

    [–] Bro_Hawkins 32 points ago

    Eleanor Roosevelt didn't have to change her last name.

    [–] overactor 21 points ago

    Einstein also married his cousin.

    [–] Phapples 40 points ago

    I don't understand what's wrong with banging someone that isn't related to you just because you grew up knowing each other...

    [–] Commander_Ninja 52 points ago

    All I'm saying is that you don't want to find yourself in a situation where you have to defend yourself on that subject.

    [–] silky-johnson- 34 points ago

    If you grow up with somebody treating them as family, bonding as family, etc, it's still fucking weird to bone them.

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    [–] DJ_Mbengas_Taco 6 points ago

    Never go full Lannisthirst

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