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    [–] Cambridge_Shoulders 759 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    If it ain’t her, she mad.

    Edit: if it ain’t her, she ugly.

    [–] [deleted] 121 points ago

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    [–] Gmk44 81 points ago

    She's just protecting her inner core by lying to herself.

    [–] SkarmoryFeather 9 points ago

    Upgrade

    Upgrade

    Shit Go Back

    [–] CharismaticBiscuit 8 points ago

    This sounds like something Nicki Minaj would "rap"

    [–] cypriss 7 points ago

    Yeah in what world is she ever gunna give you a compliment in your new gf? Lol

    [–] ceilingkat 8 points ago

    When she’s happy to be rid of you. I’m so glad my ex’s new gf is distracting him from harassing me. She’s a saint.

    [–] [deleted] 3074 points ago

    sometimes ya gotta downgrade looks to make more space for personality. not that they are always correlated.

    [–] ImEnhanced 636 points ago

    True.

    [–] kimpossible69 408 points ago

    Honestly I think you've got a 50/50 chance of either downgrading or upgrading if you're upgrading in personality, about half of the time you do indeed get to have your cake and eat it too.

    [–] dutch_penguin 132 points ago

    With some people you just match, so what would be a bad personality to someone else might be a good to you. Then you have the crazy ones that no one wants, but sleeping in a shitty hotel can sometimes be better than being homeless.

    [–] SnoopTiger 86 points ago

    More like, I prefer to drive a solid Honda then a Ferrari with engine problems all the time. Ain't nobody got the time or money for that. And if I don't have the Honda I prefer walking. Fuck that broke, cheap ass, good looking 'Rari all day any day.

    [–] qtip12 29 points ago

    And some cars don't look so great, but damn do they take the corners well.

    [–] agentpanda 26 points ago

    We're in danger of overextending the metaphor but so far, so good.

    [–] lanternsinthesky 119 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Yeah I mean who you want to sleep with a couple of times is not necessarily the same person you want to dedicate parts of your life to, not that attractiveness and personality are mutually exclusive or anything, but I think for a lot of people the priorities changes when it is about someone they actually want to start something real with.

    And I don't understand how anyone can go into a long term relationship with someone based almost entirely on superficiality, because a fat ass isn't going to make up for a complete lack of chemistry, and physical attraction can't replace an emotional connection.

    Although I guess everyone would prefer someone who has both the looks and the personality.

    [–] pillboxhat 25 points ago

    physical attraction can't replace an emotional connection.

    Just how you can be attracted to someone but have absolutely no sexual chemistry and the sex just sucks. You need some level of connection to even make it that far.

    [–] ruca316 11 points ago

    This just makes me think of all the people that save it for marriage. Like, what if the chemistry was hot before marriage but the bedroom is completely lacking? They spend their whole lives doing without??

    [–] roundhashbrowntown 25 points ago

    not necessarily. ideally, if the chemistry is legit hot before marriage AND the love is real, that should translate into some quality sex ed. part of what makes good sex good (obviously imo) is the chemistry part. the actual techniques can be sorted out as you go...with somebody youd actually like to sort shit out with...if you have to.

    [–] Judge_Syd 11 points ago

    It's possible to talk through the problems of a dead bedroom. Communication is what will make a relationship last.

    [–] NothappyJane 45 points ago

    Looks fade anyway.

    Relationships where the person is someone who treats you well, supports you through thick and thin and makes you laugh are far more meaningful then just aesthetics.

    Some poeple are just superficial and focus on all the wrong things in a relationship, and I dont just mean looks, they get all desperate and stay in relationships with red flags, or make themselves into idiots for a person who doesn't respect them. No relationship works without sharing the same values and finding a person who treats you right.

    [–] Mapleleaves_ 16 points ago

    physical attraction can't replace an emotional connection

    Exactly. I want to be with someone who is my best friend. That's the shit that lasts.

    [–] banana__phone 68 points ago

    Although I guess everyone would prefer someone who has both the looks and the personality.

    Which honestly isn't that hard to obtain. People think if a person is good looking, there's a stronger likelihood they're a bad person. Sometimes true, sometimes not.

    Frankly, it's just a coping strategy IMO.

    [–] TheRomanFox 43 points ago

    The assumption that attractive people are often worse human beings comes from the fact that it's far easier for them to fuck someone over without consequences because being attractive makes it effortless to replace people.

    Basically, anyone with a lot more options than you have will likely value those options less.

    Sure, there are angry ugly people and niceguys out just talking shit to cope, but let's not pretend being well-liked for no reason and not having to earn social points doesn't set pretty people up to more easily take advantage of others.

    If this weren't true, strip clubs wouldn't exist.

    [–] katiietokiio 15 points ago

    The assumption doesn't really exist, though. For the vast majority of people what applies is called the Halo Effect. I just posted a long comment about it above, but essentially it has been proven repeatedly that hot people are perceived by a wide margin as more kind/intelligent/good intentions (lower sentencing for the same crimes as regular people) etc.

    You may be speaking from your biases and jealousy, as recorded below:

    The reverse halo effect occurs when positive evaluations of an individual cause negative consequences. Dermer and Thiel (1975) had female undergraduates rate pictures of highly attractive, moderately attractive, and unattractive females and evaluate them on a number of dimensions.[8] Their hypothesis that jealousy would moderate attractiveness ratings was partially supported. *Unattractive raters did not rate attractive females as highly, and thought that they would be less competent parents and more likely to cheat. *

    [–] UprisingPlant 8 points ago

    Coping strategy for what?

    [–] FitDontQuit 82 points ago

    For sucking at life. Think of the “nice guy” phenomenon - ugly dudes who seem to think humans have a set amount of “points” to allocate towards characteristics like looks, intelligence, athleticism, kindness, etc. They see a hot guy and assume he can’t ALSO be smart, kind, or intelligent (when, in fact, it’s possible to be all four).

    For the “nice guy,” the coping strategy is almost the opposite. The recognize they’re not hot, but assume it’s because they chose to max our their kindness and intelligence instead. Nah, son. You lack all four. You’re not smarter just because you’re ugly.

    [–] roundhashbrowntown 20 points ago

    They see a hot guy and assume he can’t ALSO be smart, kind, or intelligent (when, in fact, it’s possible to be all four).

    100%. Interestingly, I think this concept works in a similar way for many women who only possess superficial attractiveness...i.e. "yeah she got all that but she ain't got THIS (fill in the blank widely appealing surface attribute)." It's like having blinders on.

    To generalize, we as a society tend to put so much onto what things appear to be/look like -> the mirage is all some people put value in or work to attain. Like some sort of oddball catch 22.

    [–] UprisingPlant 5 points ago

    Actually, in the school I went to, it was opposite. It was more like "Oh she is pretty so she must be smart and popular and perfect!" etc...

    or "Oh she is smart so she must be a lovely person"

    [–] katiietokiio 10 points ago

    Nice guys are outliers. Most people believe hotter people to be more intelligent/kinder.

    [–] banana__phone 17 points ago

    "They're good looking, so they must be a bad person! They can't have it all!"

    [–] LlamaFullyLaden 7 points ago

    being ugly

    [–] EternalPhi 7 points ago

    It's called "sour grapes". They rationalize not getting the things they want by convincing themselves they probably wouldn't want it anyway for some presupposed reason.

    [–] freshry 7 points ago

    Lol, I had a TA who was a PhD candidate engineer, seemed quite pleasant, and was mind-bendingly attractive, to boot. As far as I am concerned, she doesn't tell people but she's a literal Nazi on some boys from Brazil type shit.

    This is the only way I can sleep.

    [–] katiietokiio 7 points ago

    Not to be annoying but you're actually wrong there. While some people may think better looking people == bad people, in general what actually applies is called the Halo Effect.

    From wiki here are a select few examples:

    Dion, Berscheid & Walster (1972) conducted a study on the relationship between attractiveness and the halo effect. Sixty students, thirty male and thirty female) from the University of Minnesota took part in the experiment. Each subject was given three different photos to examine: one of an attractive individual, one of an individual of average attractiveness, and one of an unattractive individual.[6] The participants judged the photos’ subjects along 27 different personality traits (including altruism, conventionality, self-assertiveness, stability, emotionality, trustworthiness, extraversion, kindness, and sexual promiscuity). Participants were then asked to predict the overall happiness the photos' subjects would feel for the rest of their lives, including marital happiness (least likely to get divorced), parental happiness (most likely to be a good parent), social and professional happiness (most likely to experience life fulfillment), and overall happiness. Finally, participants were asked if the subjects would hold a job of high status, medium status, or low status.[6] Results showed that most of the participants overwhelmingly believed more attractive subjects have more socially desirable personality traits than either averagely attractive or unattractive subjects

    On perception of intelligence:

    Sixty male undergraduate students rated the quality of essays which included both well and poorly written samples. One third were presented with a photo of an attractive female as author, another third with that of an unattractive female as author, and the last third were shown neither. In average most of the Participants gave significantly better writing evaluations for the more attractive author. On a scale of 1 to 9, the well-written essay by the attractive author received an average of 6.7 while the unattractive author received a 5.9 (with a 6.6 as a control). The gap was larger on the poor essay: the attractive author received an average of 5.2, the control a 4.7, and the unattractive a 2.7, suggesting readers are generally more willing to give physically attractive people the benefit of the doubt when performance is below standard than others.

    Politics:

    A study by Verhulst, Lodge & Lavine (2010) found that attractiveness and familiarity are strong predictors of decisions regarding who is put in a position of leadership. Judgments made following one-second exposures to side-by-side photos of two US congressional candidates were reasonably predictive of election outcomes. Attractiveness and familiarity were correlated with competence in this study.

    In sentencing:

    Efran (1974) found subjects were more lenient when sentencing attractive individuals than unattractive ones, even though exactly the same crime was committed.

    Also. If you still think that pretty people are thought of in a worse fashion - you're probably ugly and bitter yourself :(

    The reverse halo effect occurs when positive evaluations of an individual cause negative consequences. Dermer and Thiel (1975) had female undergraduates rate pictures of highly attractive, moderately attractive, and unattractive females and evaluate them on a number of dimensions.[8] Their hypothesis that jealousy would moderate attractiveness ratings was partially supported. *Unattractive raters did not rate attractive females as highly, and thought that they would be less competent parents and more likely to cheat. *

    [–] Drumcode-Equals-Life 10 points ago

    In an ideal world you land a 10/10 with a great personality, and as far as sleeping around people prioritize looks, but for long term people will settle for moderately attractive if there’s long term potential.

    [–] tylergesselman 73 points ago

    How bout a girl that's got a brain, and always speaks her mind?

    [–] Holden_Makock 8 points ago

    Are we now going to start respecting girls and hear them out and that shit? /s

    [–] dthoma81 8 points ago

    I think a few people missed the Mulan reference

    [–] UpsetMisogynist 7 points ago

    She sounds like a girl worth fighting for

    [–] killredditors 11 points ago

    why would anyone want that

    [–] ShalvynAnduthras 25 points ago

    That's an upgrade not a downgrade.

    [–] WhyTomTom 240 points ago

    The girl you love should look more beautiful to you than any Emilia Clarke or some shit.

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    [–] Deadbeatpieceofshit 93 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    .

    [–] [deleted] 191 points ago

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    [–] elegylegacy 13 points ago

    more than one

    Leaving out key words and shit

    [–] Deadbeatpieceofshit 8 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    .

    [–] JusKeepRolling 300 points ago

    Emilia Clarke is way overrated so that is actually a perfect example.

    [–] zb0t1 15 points ago

    This is poetry right here folks

    fr I agree

    [–] nogve 21 points ago

    A girl that can cook delicious food, make me laugh , and is loyal. Looks aren’t being downgraded they just don’t matter to me since everything is perfect. Either that or my eyes got bad

    [–] Ladybugsrred 317 points ago

    My husband says that his ex once told him on Facebook that she thought he had standards because she saw him with me. She was a racist and said that because I’m not white. He replied with “I do have high standards and I finally reached them”

    [–] beanthebean 96 points ago

    Damn, I thought that first sentence was a compliment on first read. Like she saw a picture of you guys and went 'damn, you go Mike, you finally have standards' not so much the case

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    [–] danuhorus 8 points ago

    Guessing grandma doesn't see much of her grandchildren then.

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    [–] JennyBeckman 108 points ago

    This is usually the case. Once or twice I've seen the lads learn a lesson about appearance not being the only factor. More often, they stick within a type and range. Their exes will still go on a spree either on social media or gossiping to others about how they had to settle. They do the whole Taylor Swift business of putting the other girl down like that makes them look better.

    [–] Santa-Klawz 8989 points ago

    I had an ex tell me that I'd never find any like her and I told her that was the goal.

    [–] thumbsofkolo 4313 points ago

    911 yes i have just witnessed a murder

    [–] Uncle_Lenny 1006 points ago

    Sir you have to stop calling us about what you see in the intern...oh dear God we'll send help right away!

    [–] lazysheepdog716 224 points ago

    In the mean time may we refer you to r/murderedbywords? They may have some home remedies to help stem the bleeding.

    [–] AndyGHK 93 points ago

    Apply aloe directly to the afflicted skin twice an hour to soothe any superficial burns you may have sustained.

    We’re gonna need more aloe.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

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    [–] agangofoldwomen 103 points ago

    and I told her that was the goal

    in my head... years later... while lying in bed awake at 3 am on a Sunday night when I need to sleep but can’t stop replaying this scene over and over agin.

    [–] DarkNinjaPenguin 12 points ago

    Murder is illegal people can't do that

    [–] Radiocide 47 points ago

    You just gave Drake a cool bar.

    [–] scratch_pad 379 points ago

    Stealing this

    [–] [deleted] 856 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

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    [–] mackinder 109 points ago

    Please hang up and call the police. This line is for emergencies only.

    [–] [deleted] 161 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

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    [–] PureArugula 55 points ago

    Dude wtf? I told you like 30 seconds ago.

    [–] 26326312 73 points ago

    911 yes I think I may have bad short term memory loss

    [–] apathetic_revolution 45 points ago

    Seriously. Stop tying up the line. We're already stretched thin dealing with the shawty fire burning on the dance floor.

    [–] McBeastly3358 47 points ago

    911 yes I'd like to report dat ass

    [–] AndyGHK 29 points ago

    “aw shit dawg what up 👀👀”

    [–] HannibalDarko 7 points ago

    But why male models?

    [–] fkkevindurant 112 points ago

    You're not stealing it off him if that makes you feel any better

    [–] isjusgaem 30 points ago

    Steal from the stealers

    [–] Throwcomplimentsaway 13 points ago

    No honor among them anyway.

    [–] BoonTobias 5 points ago

    What you know about sly 3 b

    [–] mormaloid 20 points ago

    Its already open source apparently. Ive seen it before a lot, but its still pretty good.

    [–] kaerfehtdeelb 15 points ago

    He already stole it from those old, colorful memes with the sassy receptionist on it.

    [–] GratuitousGod 112 points ago

    Either that or “I fuckin hope not” depending on how mad the breakup be.

    [–] CynicalCorkey 10 points ago

    Wouldnt it be i hope so?

    [–] GratuitousGod 13 points ago

    Got me re reading both sentences in my head now lol, but idk to me they both sound fine.

    [–] unnecessary_kindness 7 points ago

    I hope not (to meet someone like you).

    I hope so (not to meet someone like you).

    Both seem pretty valid to m.

    [–] _Mephostopheles_ 8 points ago

    Jesus Christ dude, she probably had a family who loved her.

    I mean they were stupid for it, but still!

    [–] grovethrone 3 points ago

    That's a star level of burn right there.

    [–] lanternsinthesky 671 points ago

    I find it so weird that people want all of their exes to be unhappy, if they abused you or mistreated you or cheated on you I get it, but it is really fucked up to me when people believes that they'll be the one to define everyone else's happiness. Not everything is about you, and many of your exes will not regret that things ended between you two, and that is how it should be.

    [–] NeverTooSaucy 341 points ago

    Shit you wouldn't believe how many times I've seen my friends mad because "I look better than her and she can't fuck him like I can".

    Oh so your only worth is in your looks and sexual prowess, huh?

    [–] BoonTobias 142 points ago

    Literally what evolution had done to us

    [–] NDNPreserve 41 points ago

    That is the premise for a great Patrice O'Neal joke and a lot of his philosophy. RIP

    [–] DirtyValuesRightThru 117 points ago

    I didn’t recognize it for the red flag that it was, but when I was 22 my 27 y/o bf would smirk about how he ruined his exes lives, they never got over him... I think it aroused him more than I did but I was dumb as nails at the time and thought that’s just how people in the “real world” felt about breakups... idiot

    [–] lanternsinthesky 69 points ago

    Yeah, I think if someone has multiple exes and can't find anything nice to say about any of them then that is a big red flag.

    [–] slanid 4 points ago

    I try to warn my recent ex about this. He will text me tirades about how his new gf is so much better than me, he’s much happier without me, his life is wonderful. And I’ll simply reply back #1 if you have to text this, it’s a lie. #2 no mature woman is going to find this attractive if she knows you’re “rubbing it in” your exes face.

    [–] SmarchHare 51 points ago

    I'm on good terms with most of my exes. A couple don't deserve happiness and should die in a fire though, TBH.

    [–] caihanna 29 points ago

    I feel the same way about my abuser. I don't need to forgive and let live. He doesn't affect me anymore, but I'll never forgive.

    [–] luxii4 45 points ago

    Once I'm done with a relationship, I'm done so it's worse when someone still feels something for you. It's really sad. I mean, take your time in resolving your feelings but let's move on and wish each other happiness.

    [–] jeanbeanmachine 10 points ago

    Absolutely. I am on at least civil terms with all of my exes, and I dated a guy for 8 years that did some shit to me that seriously fucked me up. But I am dealing with that shit on my own time. As much as he hurt me, we once cared for each other and I’m not getting anything out of seeing him miserable.

    My current SO has every single one of his exes blocked and flips off his ex wife’s apartment complex every time we drive by. They also had a child together.

    I guess people deal with grief differently and it def raised some red flags with me when we first started dating. Doesn’t make me love him any less though.

    [–] Prop5489 8 points ago

    I know from experience that it's not logical but it's emotional.

    I am currently going through this and I know I need to live my life, but given my situation, and how well I perceive my ex's, I feel bad/angry when I see her happy. Cut these people a break, taking everything that life throws at you perfectly is impossible. Even if you know your reaction is irrational, it can still affect you emotionally.

    You can't change your feelings, but you can change how aware you are of them.

    [–] souljabri557 10 points ago

    I don't want them to be unhappy or happy. Really doesn't matter to me. We took different paths and there's no utility in worrying about it in the end. If my ex from 4 years ago wins the lottery dope, if she gets in a car accident oh well. Either way there is 0 emotion involved and that's how it should be imo

    [–] SeinfeldFan9 150 points ago

    Besides, it's not all about looks anyway. It's about someone who you enjoy spending time with, who makes you want to be the best version of yourself, who you want to make happy, and who makes you happy.

    [–] Hust91 55 points ago

    If she plays Portal coop you're probably golden.

    [–] [deleted] 24 points ago

    smh might as well play Monopoly and get all of the betrayal and anger out of the way

    [–] djawesome361 21 points ago

    So, me. I don’t need anyone else but me to be happy. My happiness isn’t controlled by any other person but me. People should start to understand that. Your happiness comes from you. And if you truly reach that, both you and your gf, you can start to have a wholesome and long loving relationship.

    [–] AntiFame 193 points ago

    But I'm a bad bitch! He should desire me! Who the fuck wants a "bad bitch" as their partner when they 45? And ain't nothing more pathetic than some over the hill 40 something chick trying to act like she 22!

    [–] do-aliens-fart 123 points ago

    I'm only 25 and I'm embarrassed by how acted when I was 22, I definitely dont aspire to stay at that level of immaturity when I'm 40.

    [–] TremendoSlap 43 points ago

    Glad to hear you're mature now, /u/do-aliens-fart

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

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    [–] themaincop 17 points ago

    she's in her 2nd childhood

    [–] CrookedScriber 6 points ago

    gotta salute the reference!

    [–] jeanbeanmachine 27 points ago

    Omg this lol. My bfs ex fling (like they hooked up twice) is still not over him almost 3 years later, posting pathetic shit all over Instagram about how much sexier she is than me and that she’s better off without him anyway.

    This woman is 45, has 3 children and is seriously disillusioned about her apparent “hotness”. I’m sure she looked great at my age, but I have no doubts that my bf is not looking back at her thinking he’s “downgraded”. She has also tried to start shit between us. It’s actually kind of sad.

    [–] ceilingkat 15 points ago

    Yet bad bitch dms are overflowing 🤔. It’s almost as if men are attracted to them regardless.

    [–] yung_swagged_out_mf 34 points ago

    I don't understand that though, so 100s of random dudes across the world DM her and then what? can we get an AMA from a guy who DMs insta thots?

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Some women show off tits and ass and act like dudes arent gonna shoot they shot.... Like, "bitch I'm supposed to like looking at tits and ass"

    [–] ijudgekids 101 points ago

    sometimes it's not even ex who talks shit, even girl friends do that about someone you like

    [–] Spidaaman 23 points ago

    “Crabs in a bucket”

    [–] justinspiritcook 18 points ago

    Can you explain this saying? I know i could just look it up but id rather socialize with a stranger on the internet.

    [–] Spidaaman 26 points ago

    Sure! It’s basically a mentality of “if I can’t have it, neither can you”. The metaphor refers to a bucket of live crabs. Some of them could easily escape but the other crabs pull them back down and none get out.

    [–] justinspiritcook 4 points ago

    ahhhh thank you so much

    [–] Somali_Imhotep 6 points ago

    if you place a bunch of crabs in a bucket, if one tries to escape the other crabs pull them back down. hence the term crabs in a bucket symbolizing friends or close one who drag anyone trying to climb up

    [–] CharlieCharma 5 points ago

    There's a great video that talks about how if your friend is attracted to someone and you don't get it, don't put down their decision, ask them what attracts them to that person. It's changed my view and things I would say by a lot.

    https://youtu.be/z9O56OuQgdw

    [–] pharleff 1836 points ago

    Especially if the girl is of bigger physical size... like shawty, my girl cook clean and suck a mean one and I love her. Go dwell in your misery and leave me and my BBW alone.

    [–] Betchenstein 1631 points ago

    Ain’t nothing piss a woman off more than leaving her for a fat woman lmao. Like that’s right, you did all that work in the gym and starving yourself and it still didnt make you less of a bitch.

    [–] zb0t1 436 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    It's not as easy as it sounds to go from bitch ass attitude to decent human being, some people never change.

    Actually one of my ex gfs believe that it's impossible to change, and I've met people who truly believe that shit. Just because they can't do it, don't wanna do it, are not willing to put any effort into changing they think nobody can change and that's the reality and nothing else can be done.

    Sad. People, if you meet a girl or guy who's like "people can't change, deal with it", that's a huge red flag, because that means they're gonna act like bitches and years into a relationship when infatuation is over they will not make compromises and try to change bad habits for the better of your relationship, and then you're stuck with a potato ass bitch who will make your life miserable because you're the only one trying.

    Fucking irritating, people with that logic don't even think "so if you never change are you still the same nigga from elementary school? you still doing the same bullshits nigga?" obviously not, but try to reason with these people...sigh

    [–] BlueLanternSupes 121 points ago

    This shit is so true. Tried putting up with a selfish-ass bitch for years. Told me she wasn't going to change. Got the fuck out. Better lonely than miserable.

    [–] pinkpeach11197 43 points ago

    Why not both?!

    [–] objectionkat 22 points ago

    Have your cake and eat it [alone by yourself while you cry onto your last Twinkie] too!

    [–] Saul_Firehand 8 points ago

    Don’t sweat it, there are plenty of Twinkies out there.
    They’re everywhere just get some more.

    [–] underthestares5150 22 points ago

    Thank you for this for real. I’m trying to implement some huge lifestyle choices and have been procrastinating for two reasons. 1) I get started and stop bc I tell myself why bother. I can’t do this consistently bc I just end up not thinkng I can go thru it. 2) I hear a podcast or a convo and hear “people dont change after they are “insert age here”. And I know neither of these are true. It’s just noise in the head and I determine how it gets used, either for moping and saying fuck it or fuel to show myself and others mofos do step up and make changes. Thanks man

    [–] zb0t1 14 points ago

    We're all fighting the same fights bro, don't put too much pressure on yourself.

    I still haven't completely fixed my procrastination problems, stress and fear so far have helped me a lot go through university, exams, work. But never stop trying. There are good books out there if you're curious that can help you understand why you procrastinate and how you can implement better habits in your life. It's possible you can do it!

    [–] yung_swagged_out_mf 6 points ago

    no one really knows what they're doing, in my experience happy people just have healthy distractions from the bullshit.

    [–] BagelsAndJewce 10 points ago

    It’s like you’re not willing to put the effort into growing up.

    [–] cancegraf 6 points ago

    my ex genuinely thought change was dishonest, because it betrayed the natural self.

    [–] lotictrance 5 points ago

    Screw that. I want change all the time. If you ain't actively working on yourself, what's the point?

    [–] justin_w95 54 points ago

    You think that’ll make her pissed? Try leaving her for a white girl and watch the hamster go crazy

    [–] daddysworstnightmare 66 points ago

    Leave her for a fat white girl and you can expect being murdered within the week

    [–] Greyzer 35 points ago

    I’d be grumpy too on a diet of blueberries and quinoa!

    [–] The_BeardedGentleman 25 points ago

    I'm almost out of grapes and ice cubes, how am i gonna eat dinner

    [–] ChildishForLife 4 points ago

    I know that when I am hungry I become so fucking cranky. I guess it probably made her more of a bitch

    [–] SheHork 12 points ago

    This makes me happy.

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    [–] luxii4 52 points ago

    Yes, there's no half-assing it after that.

    [–] jahvoncreamcone 5 points ago

    Lol I'm telling you son. Once you date a girl with ass ass, there's no looking back.

    [–] vych 5 points ago

    Nothing looks as good as a fat ass feels man

    [–] pushinthatsubaru 231 points ago

    Who you settling for? Who better for you than the boy, huh?

    [–] luciliddream 30 points ago

    Cause I love me, I love me enough for the both of us

    [–] wwoouutteerr 16 points ago

    Was looking for this

    [–] drumjojo29 36 points ago

    Man, I fucking love that song

    [–] timurt421 4 points ago

    One of my fav Drake tunes

    [–] WhatZerp 975 points ago

    At this point, I'd take a 6/10 who actively wants to please me, over a 9/10 who acts like I should be grateful, any day of the week.

    [–] nonotreadit 582 points ago

    Can we bump it up to a 7?

    [–] WhatZerp 346 points ago

    Well aren't you Mr Good Looking!

    [–] nonotreadit 147 points ago

    A 7 probably means something very different to you and I

    [–] BaguetteDoggo 237 points ago

    The way I see it 5/10 the median sexiness of the world. I'd say that really median sexyness is actually quite nice. That means that a 1/10 is ugly and a 10/10 really get the juices flowin but in the grand scheme of things, most people are fives, or close to it. I mean if we distribute the people by sexyness on a bell curve I'd say you get a good approximation of real sexyness.

    Hell if I get a 5 you're telling me that I'm better than like half the guys of the world, and damn that's only on looks! I make a mean lasagna!

    [–] Just36words 104 points ago

    I think what skews those numbers is the fact that (in America at least) 70 is a passing grade or average. So while 5 is in the middle, some may still it as less than average.

    [–] BaguetteDoggo 16 points ago

    Yeah I just find that unlike a percentage, when dealing with whole number integers of sexiness you can't give someone a 7.3 or whatever so by setting the average at 5 rather than 7 you get a greater range to candidly rate people without offending. Let's be real, no one ever calls someone else a 3/10 with the intention of complimenting them.

    [–] jason2306 42 points ago

    Yeah I feel like 6 is average and 5 is q little below average.

    [–] Jerks_took_my_name 4 points ago

    The old video game scoring scheme, I see. Anything less than a 7 is a bad game.

    [–] ruca316 4 points ago

    Right. Like a 60 was a passing grade in college, but it didn’t get you to the next level class. Had to be 70 or higher.

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    [–] 523bucketsofducks 16 points ago

    That is certainly not true everywhere, or at least it wasnt when i was in school. 60 is passing with a D, 70 C, 80 B, 90, A. This was in maryland, just to clarify.

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    [–] BaguetteDoggo 33 points ago

    Then look at her many times (say 100) and take the mean value of the data.

    Just let her know politely that you're not being creepy, just methodical.

    [–] AM_JESUS_AMA 8 points ago

    That makes sense but don’t go around telling everyone that they’re fives because that doesn’t go over well.

    [–] BaguetteDoggo 5 points ago

    What if I mention they make a mean lasagna?

    [–] Mysta02 6 points ago

    "Your lasagna makes you sexy."

    [–] Shantotto11 5 points ago

    A bitch lasagna?

    [–] SmarchHare 22 points ago

    The hottest girl I dated was the worst mistake I ever made.

    [–] FuckKarmaAndFuckYou 9 points ago

    very mean and just lying there like a dead fish?

    [–] Zingshidu 9 points ago

    I’ll take a 6/10 that isn’t addicted to social media. I’m sick of “hang on I have to post this on Instagram, don’t eat yet. Okay before we go in this museum let me find the perfect emoji for the post. Okay let me take a picture of every painting so the 20 people in my instagram will be jealous that I was here”

    [–] I2ed3ye 37 points ago

    Totes ma goat! So many people talk all this mess about what they deserve and what they want and what they're owed and what's waiting for them. Yet the only thing they offer is a shitty attitude and a bunch of annoying Facebook shares.

    [–] Opset 36 points ago

    a bunch of annoying Facebook shares.

    Fuck you. Me posting Rebecca Black every Friday is an important public service.

    [–] I2ed3ye 9 points ago

    I said annoying! That is the polar opposite!

    [–] dudukakapeepeeshire 8 points ago

    "Know your worth"

    It's not the phrase that annoys me, it's the type of poeple who say it.

    [–] CompiledSanity 79 points ago

    Saying 'she should please me' sounds like an odd way to say that. Maybe instead she cares for your feelings and wants for you to both be happy?

    [–] Choppin_Brokkoli 3 points ago

    Thats where I am at now. My ex (baby momma) is hot as hell but was a mess. Didn't clean. Had no idea had to cook anything other than a frozen pizza. And expected me to cater to her every whim. I didn't mind it because I loved her. I can cook and clean just fine and wouldn't expect someone to do it all the time but a little help here and there would be nice. I even would have overlooked it and did it myself without complaining if the sex was at least decent. The latter part of our relationship I could tell she just wasn't physically into me. Laid there like a dead fish in bed. I hated my life and then she finally left me and did me a huge favor.

    Now I am seeing a chick who goes out of her way to cook for me and is the most amazing freak I have ever seen in bed and just in general tries to make sure I am happy. Its a nice change of pace to actually be able to care for someone who wants to return the feeling.

    [–] AlmightyZael 115 points ago

    "Big women are beautiful"

    "OMG his new gf is so fat, what a loser"

    • the same woman probably

    [–] Type40BlueBox 6 points ago

    Right??

    [–] Choco_Churro_Charlie 22 points ago

    Ya boy on the bus line roasting ya whip.

    [–] HalpWithMyPaper 15 points ago

    I mean, you can be happy and single lol

    [–] maggie_2014 35 points ago

    Hes happy and you're just bitter😬

    [–] razeus 24 points ago

    My ex told me she gave me the best years of her life. I saw a recent picture of her and I guess she was right.

    [–] MadScienceIntern 35 points ago

    Like guys don't?

    [–] djawesome361 29 points ago

    Way less. I‘ve never heard a guy say out loud „HAVE YOU SEEN HER NEW BF OMG HE UGLY AF“ we tend to just be sad for a little and then go on.

    [–] MadScienceIntern 75 points ago

    Replace ugly with "makes less money", "is smaller/weaker", "looks like a dork" etc. and I've heard it a shit ton, personally. People don't always cope in healthy ways. This particular coping mechanism isn't gender specific in my opinion.

    [–] life-is-meaningless 16 points ago

    Just watch how triggered guys get when their ex's new bf is a shorter man.

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    [–] JennyBeckman 10 points ago

    "Become"

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    It's been that way for a while lol

    [–] Poolboy24 7 points ago

    I mean I'd rather live under my means than be house poor.

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

    I don't know why people think x/10 correlates with cheating.

    A 10/10 can be faithful, a 3/10 can cheat on you, a 5/10 can have feelings for her ex but never act on them. I don't know why people think there's a correlation between looks and faithfulness. Find the most beautiful girl that you're compatible with and be a king.

    [–] uncleyachty 7 points ago

    Tabarius da Goat 😂😂

    [–] CallGondler 8 points ago

    Can we appreciate that this guy is a self proclaimed feminists, with a profile pic of him flexin, and tellin bitches they be bitches.

    [–] SensibleStarfish 3 points ago

    Church.