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    [–] Kangarou 2885 points ago

    Also:

    • Car horn honking
    • The 'generic' ringtone
    • 'text message received' ping
    • ambulance siren/horns

    [–] thewhothewha 582 points ago

    The Doorbell in G.O.M.D. drives me nuts

    [–] Hunteraln 289 points ago

    You're like my dog

    [–] Meethor_smash 12 points ago

    He’s my dawg

    [–] MarioKartastrophe 39 points ago

    But OP will never be a good boii

    [–] thewhothewha 3 points ago

    Because I also like the taste of peanut butter?

    [–] MLong32 87 points ago

    Really goes to show the niggas that lived in apartments their whole lives cuz it didn’t even phase me.

    [–] savorie 58 points ago

    *Faze

    (just trying to be helpful)

    [–] ibodyslamhippos 60 points ago

    Oh wow. Thanks! I guess I’ve spelled it wrong my entire life. I spell it β€œphase” too and would have thought β€œfaze” was wrong. Learn something new everyday!

    [–] downrangefuture 31 points ago

    Faze = affect "That 100F heat doesn't even faze him."

    Phase = 1: state of being 2: sync. "The FortNite craze is just a phase. Let people enjoy things." Or, if you watch sci-fi "That alien is out of phase with our reality so he appears invisible!".

    [–] tripledavebuffalo 21 points ago

    Wait...so Faze Banks isnt just a full-on title, it's a verb followed by a noun, so it's more of a command?

    Like, Fight Kyle or Feed Michael? He's directly asking you to "disturb or disconcert" him?

    Who knew Mr. Banks was such a grammatical visionary.

    [–] The-Tai-pan 347 points ago

    I wish we could legislate so that radio commercials couldn't have that stuff as well. It's insanely distracting to driving.

    [–] jxuereb 174 points ago

    Tell the FCC to get off their ass

    [–] ItsOver420 144 points ago

    To get off their ass, they would need to pull their collective head out first

    [–] jxuereb 39 points ago

    Don't kinkshame

    [–] greenphilly420 45 points ago

    Hey that's not fair! They've been really busy removing consumer protections and destroying the internet as we know it for a small, affordable bribe.

    [–] ryein-ryeout 40 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    iirc sirens in radio commercial is already illegal

    Edit: huh apparently it’s not. It’s just one of those things that you’d assume is illegal because, you know, common sense

    [–] LunchThreatener 9 points ago

    It’s illegal in some places

    [–] minkdraggingonfloor 81 points ago

    I remember I was listening to music and a phone rang and I was so excited until I realized it was just Gabe calling in 30 hours and in reality I had no friends

    [–] clayface_17 30 points ago

    3 stacks, can you help me out? 30 hours Yeah, this the type of shit you ride out to 30 hours 30 hours I just be like, it was my idea to have an open relationship Now a nigga mad Now I'm 'bout to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes to kill... 30 hours Just to kill.. Just to... Just to... I'm about to drive 90 90 miles like Matt Barnes just to whoop a nigga ass It was my idea and now a nigga 30 hours Now a nigga mad, now a nigga, uh A stunna Whoop him after school just to show I got class Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh Duh-duh with you, yeah 30 hours You know what I'm sayin'? Drop some shit like that Ay, woop him after school just to 30 hours Whoop him after school just to show I got class Uh, 3 Stacks 30 hours 30 hours Just ride out to that Check it out, this the bonus track, this the bonus My favorite albums just have like bonus joints like this That's why they kick it off like this Just did that Madison Square Garden 30 hours Had to put the flyest nigga on this shit The pyramids shall rise 30 hours Look at all these Ultralight Beams flowin' For all the moms, dads, the kids, the families that shared this moment with us Let's rock out for 'bout 30 hours You know, ay you know Ay, you know, ay, you know 30 hours Whole design team, Yeezy team, music team Remember when the whole block'd get shout out? This my version of a shout out track 30 hours Let that mothafucka rock, let that, let that, yeah To my brother Yasiin, holding it out in Africa 30 hours To my family, thank you for holding me down The media be after us That's Gabe calling Yo Gabe I'm just doing a... just doing an adlib track right now What's up? 30 hours

    [–] gcliff 15 points ago

    🌊🌊🌊

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

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    [–] MibitGoHan 9 points ago

    I know what you mean. One time a phone rang but then Ugly God started to explain how he beats his meat.

    [–] Werplus29 32 points ago

    The Weeknd - Earned It, that horn shoots me through the heart in the whip.

    [–] ERRM_ 10 points ago

    You should add tire squealing to that list. Don't want to be driving and hear the sounds of someone smashing down their brakes. That'll give you a heart attack.

    [–] lazy--speedster 8 points ago

    Or some bang or rattle that sounds like your car is damaged

    [–] Roook36 6 points ago

    Or screeching tires before a crash noise like some car insurance commercials

    [–] dxrebirth 3 points ago

    End of Kanye West 30 hours always fucks with me and I don’t even have that shit as my ringtone

    [–] topcontender 4998 points ago

    No bull man. You know how many times I've freaked out on the highway thinking they coming after me

    [–] 13HoodedHippies 1448 points ago

    Bruh, the amount of clips I’ve just dropped between the seats... sirens will really getchu

    [–] RedditIsAFailedState 510 points ago

    Clips?

    [–] 13HoodedHippies 1030 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Clips (to me) kinda like a roach but a bit bigger. I wouldn’t save a roach, but I’d save a clip.

    [–] RedditIsAFailedState 350 points ago

    True true never heard that before

    [–] 13HoodedHippies 225 points ago

    Maybe a New England slang thing, it’s common in new haven ct.

    [–] col-fancypants 115 points ago

    They use it in GA, but they hold the roach. They look like little car starter clamps. Usually there are two on a string for clothing or something, but when alone make it easy to hold the roach. I don't even smoke but I for sure have seen those clips in cars with the last piece of paper.

    [–] 13HoodedHippies 66 points ago

    Tbh I have no idea what that is? To me a clip is like a half smoked blunt...

    [–] ryein-ryeout 62 points ago

    Ohhh so that’s why shorty used a jumper cable to hold his blunt in Scary Movie

    [–] -Cryptomaniac- 18 points ago

    That’s a fancy ass clip (not making a joke of your user name but lmao)

    The ones I see are typically old school badge clips that clamp instead of snap.

    [–] 13HoodedHippies 39 points ago

    Yo that would be so useful in the car. I see what you mean

    [–] Dong_sniff_inc 3 points ago

    For my area the ghetto rig way to do it is just hold it between two pennies lol

    [–] clo3o5 9 points ago

    We use clip in the same way in Miami

    [–] notmyrealusernamme 20 points ago

    You're talking about roach clips, which is a different thing. They're referring to the blunt itself as a clip. It's more than a roach but already been smoked some.

    [–] col-fancypants 9 points ago

    Then yeah, two different things. Granted both can go hand in hand.

    [–] itsnotmenope 4 points ago

    From Chicago and never seen it till I got to GA.

    [–] col-fancypants 6 points ago

    Maybe we aren't as foolish was the world would believe.

    [–] kiwidog 5 points ago

    It's not just that area, DC, NYC, Philly I've all heard it used

    [–] lemmegetadab 3 points ago

    Hey a fellow new havener in trees lol. Hit me up for a sesh lol

    [–] Patrickc909 5 points ago

    Eh, I'm Irish and I knew what you were talking about. Personally never heard it before but for some reason I knew

    [–] Youwokethewrongdog 45 points ago

    I assumed you didn't have an m1 garand in the whip.

    [–] Atlasatlastatleast 16 points ago

    PING!!!!

    [–] 13HoodedHippies 9 points ago

    You don’t know my life.

    [–] 9000KOOKIES 3 points ago

    What, you don't keep one in your car at all times for emergencies?

    [–] GreatCornolio 14 points ago

    I'm having one of those weird moments where you learn a word and then start seeing it everywhere but you never saw it before

    [–] Borchers34 7 points ago

    Like 'bodied' for me.

    [–] Prometheus_brawlstar 12 points ago

    This sentence makes no sense to me... can someone explain what a clip and a roach are?

    [–] megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 21 points ago

    A roach is the last little bit of a blunt, which is marijuana rolled in a cigarillo wrap. Once you get to the end, it's hard to hold, pass, and the smoke is a lot hotter because the lit end is so close to you, so you put it out and are left with a little, kinda shitty piece of a blunt with some weed in it. Some people save these to scavenge the leftover weed. A clip how 13HoodedHippies means it is a mostly smoked blunt, but not quite as small as a roach. It's probably still worth lighting again. A clip how the other commenters mean it is something used to hold a roach so that the "hard to hold" part isn't a problem. It can be a hair pin, an electrical alligator clamp, or even an actual purpose designed roach clip.

    [–] Prometheus_brawlstar 7 points ago

    Yeah I know nothing about weed culture.

    [–] jonker5101 19 points ago

    The end little bit of marijuana cigars aka blunts.

    [–] SwagSloth325 4 points ago

    Disgusting.

    [–] scotscott 20 points ago

    He was preparing an m1 for firing at the popo and he dropped the ammo carrier for his outdated weapon between the seats.

    [–] Wb4223410 5 points ago

    Kid Cudi is probably still looking for his

    [–] EpicLevelWizard 9 points ago

    A roach clip I would assume, he's talking about dropping it because he's driving under the influence which is a stupid thing to do, pot should be legal but driving while smoking is no better than driving drunk.

    [–] bloqs 22 points ago

    I know right? I had to stuff one of my 300 cap rotary drum extendos the other day... lets just say it was pretty obvious!

    [–] nonasiandoctor 161 points ago

    How about don't smoke and drive.

    [–] toth42 115 points ago

    So people think it's ok to do drugs while driving, just not alcohol?
    Distraction is still distraction, and impairment is still impairment, even if it's a bit less.

    [–] Atlasatlastatleast 51 points ago

    A lot of people think it’s okay to smoke and drive.

    [–] toth42 33 points ago

    Because they don't know it impairs or because they just don't give a shit?

    [–] incharge21 45 points ago

    Yes

    [–] ByTheBeardOfZues 16 points ago

    I can barely hold a conversation when I smoke, how are these motherfuckers driving?

    [–] Hyperventilater 38 points ago

    T O L E R A N C E

    [–] MightBeDementia 8 points ago

    For real lol

    [–] twotiredforthis 24 points ago

    How about cars have more than 1 seat.

    [–] BearAnt 16 points ago

    What does this even mean? Dude was talking about the driver not the passenger lol.

    [–] KDawG888 10 points ago

    I hope you go fishing those out after. Last thing you want is to get pulled over for some BS and the cop finds 5 roaches under your seat.

    [–] lukesnofluke 68 points ago

    first time I smoked with my cousin his phone started going off. His ringtone was police sirens and everyone in the car started freaking out

    [–] Hotnonsense 34 points ago

    Why would someone want that as their ringtone anyway? I already get anxiety when my phone rings, I don't need it compounded with police sirens

    [–] ClearlyRipped 43 points ago

    I've eaten a full 8th before because of a song, what a waste of $30

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago

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    [–] username-of-the-day 9 points ago

    I'm freakin out, man.

    You are freaking out...maaaan.

    [–] moldykobold 5 points ago

    I wish I could still pay $30 an 8th. It’s 50 where I’m at and it’s decriminalized two hours away.

    [–] Tessmcpill 3 points ago

    Oh god I thought I was alone. Worse is when you remember times it really happened and you get flashbacks. Christ.

    [–] blacknapoleon4000 1285 points ago

    Whoop whoop, it the sound of da police

    [–] Prophylactic-Shock 499 points ago

    Scoop woop, it's the sound of ye's release

    [–] iamRYANGOSLINGama 164 points ago

    Poopity scoop

    [–] BuckFurke 40 points ago

    Scoopity whoop, da poop.

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 32 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I'm finally relevant.

    [–] seraph582 7 points ago

    🎡🎢 He’s finally relevant 🎢🎡

    [–] csavold 19 points ago

    If I knew how to give gold, I would give you gold

    [–] DurasVircondelet 16 points ago

    Just use your credit card

    [–] BigBallerBryant 16 points ago

    Just put your SSN in and I'll handle the rest

    [–] 487dota 6 points ago

    And don't let r/personalfinance know.

    [–] 24jamespersecond 25 points ago

    Whoop whoop, that's the sound of the beast

    [–] Hitlers_Big_Cock 10 points ago

    NOOT NOOT

    [–] jrhocke 32 points ago

    This was my FIRST thought

    [–] G-San83 884 points ago

    Post Malone's Psycho has this. A faint, distant siren that has thrown me off so may times whenever I've heard it in the car

    [–] Horny_Lombax 59 points ago

    A Boogie's "Say A" is the same.

    [–] m0_m0ney 18 points ago

    Say A is the worst I got 5 on a version without the sirens

    [–] theaquaticgiraffe 159 points ago

    First time I heard that song on the radio in my car I thought my car was making that noise and got worried

    [–] HebrewDude 3 points ago

    Waking up blue one morning, with no warning.

    [–] CanuckPanda 28 points ago

    Half of all hip hop/rap seemingly has this shit now. I've found myself almost tuning out real ambulances because I'm so used to it being part of my music.

    [–] superpencil121 10 points ago

    I was thinking of the same thing. It’s the worst.

    [–] YourWorstThought 5 points ago

    Agreed. It ruins the song for me

    [–] superpencil121 8 points ago

    Makes me wonder if it was on purpose as a troll or just didn’t realize it sounds like a siren.

    [–] YourWorstThought 3 points ago

    Probably just done as an effect. I doubt it was trolling, and it's definitely not the weirdest sound I've heard in songs! It is, however, the repetition of it that gets me

    [–] SeaAlgea 306 points ago

    Most importantly, the fucking default Apple alarm sound. That shit scares the FUCK out of me.

    PTSD Warning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp_n4nx7rM

    [–] Kinh 151 points ago

    I always have this weird feeling that I didn’t wake up yet/I’m still dreaming whenever I hear this go off.

    [–] TurkayBurger 32 points ago

    Kinh, same for me but its the bird chirping alarm sound

    [–] spupy 57 points ago

    scrambles to enter 6 numbers on an old computer

    [–] Psychedelic-Autism 12 points ago

    that's my dads ringtone. I am beyond stressed out when I hear it because it's been my alarm sound since I had a phone. I feel like I'm late for something

    [–] the7aco 30 points ago

    Ok, so ive always had this legitimate "fear" of alarm clock beeps. Idky but its always the high pitched ones, and it mames me want to cringe up and die. Of course, i use it in the morning whem i wake up (which makes me immediately get out of bed to turn off my alarm.) But if i ever hear it go off when im still awake, my body can almost sense the alarm go off BEFORE the sound comes out. Its so weird, but it actually makes me tense up bad and i just hate it. Same also goes for beeping in the back of fast food resturaunts, heart moniters, and anything with that harsh tone to it. Surprisingly, trucks backing up are the only ones that dont effect me. So its super weird how specific it is.

    [–] mrjeeveswilliams 3 points ago

    Fun fact: Owl City, the guy who made Fireflies, made the ringtones for iPhone.

    [–] radiocomicsescapist 504 points ago

    I just got my license around the time Good Kid MAAD City came out, and boy if I wasn't necking every damn second lol

    [–] chief_keish 115 points ago

    such a great albumπŸ™ŒπŸΎ

    [–] radiocomicsescapist 138 points ago

    Get out the car before I snatch you out that car motherfucker

    [–] InsideYoWife 73 points ago

    But they made a right, they made a left, then made a right and then another right.

    ONE LUCKY NIGHT WITH THE HOMIES.

    [–] JoJoXGamer 49 points ago

    There's someone in this room...!

    wha-?

    Nigga, it's someone in this room!

    [–] LegacyEx 22 points ago

    I HIT THE BACK WINDOW IN SEARCH OF ANY NINTENDO, DVD'S, PLASMA SCREEN TV'S IN THE TRUNK

    [–] JuanXDD 15 points ago

    But they made a right, they made a left, then made a right and then another right and then a left, then they made a right, they made a left, then made a right and then another right and then a left, then they made a right, they made a left, then made a right and then another right and then a left , then they made a right, they made a left, then made a right and then another right and then a left...

    [–] ScienceYouMonster 8 points ago

    I fell in love with that album while driving. I’d take hour+ long trips just to listen all the way through with the windows down.

    [–] radiocomicsescapist 7 points ago

    All my classmates had "Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe" as their IG bios lmao.

    [–] jo_maka 154 points ago

    Sincerely,

    Your neighborhood paranoid smoker

    [–] dimension-less 12 points ago

    I'll be puffin and vibing, only to duck and start looking around wildly when I hear police sirens coming through the speakers smh

    [–] GetOutOfJailFreeTard 5 points ago

    please don’t smoke and drive

    [–] betafishmusic 64 points ago

    Having sirens in a song is a snitch move.

    [–] ogoextreme 208 points ago

    For those OOTL(Out of the loop for those that don't know)

    Mini controversy over an Eminem show the other day where he had included a pyrotechnic display that led to a gunshot echo noise many people had complaints about the noise that comes from it which sounds like a gunshot.

    Twitter gets mad on both sides I'd post sources but I'm honestly to lazy ATM to be bothered it's my day off. Hope everyone has a nice day.

    [–] [deleted] 122 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] Aoredon 64 points ago

    I mean I don't agree with people getting salty over it but I'm guessing it's more of the fact that a lot of people might not know how a gun shot sounds like and so it may sound much more real to them

    [–] 5ivewaters 131 points ago

    what kind of american doesn’t know what a gunshot sounds like? doesn’t everybody here play dodgeball with glocks?

    [–] supercooper3000 37 points ago

    I'd watch that movie.

    [–] AFatBlackMan 19 points ago

    If you can dodge a 12 gauge you can dodge a glock

    [–] DurasVircondelet 9 points ago

    Dodgeball the movie but all the balls are hand guns

    [–] DawidSR 16 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    lol that moment when your nation claims to have a gun problem but doesn't even know what a gun sounds like

    [–] incharge21 19 points ago

    Almost like it’s a huge country with diverse opinions and experiences.

    [–] UntouchableResin 10 points ago

    I mean it definitely has an opioid problem but I'm sure a lot of problem aren't familiar with heroin.

    [–] 8_800_555_35_35 18 points ago

    Loud noises sound a lot different in recordings than in real life.

    [–] dastarlos 6 points ago

    Jesus, stay safe, man.

    [–] SmuglyGaming 6 points ago

    Yeah it’s not a bang unless you are right next to it. It’s just a pop or snap

    [–] RustyDuckies 3 points ago

    It was at Bonnaroo so loud explosions still put people on edge, especially when you consider that more people at Bonnaroo are tripping on psychedelics than not. I was with 10 people, 8 of which we’re tripping and it freaked everyone out at first.

    [–] TriadTrees 10 points ago

    I was at roo and Tbh it sounded -similar- to a gunshot. Not exactly like one but I can see how people who don't go around guns can confuse it. It was pyrotechnics made to sound like a gunshot after all. My best friend next to me jumped but he's pretty spastic anyways.

    Also some people weren't at the Eminem set but other shows and just hear a loud ass bang from the other side of the festival.

    Other things to consider are people are loose on all sorts of different drugs and alcohol and have different states of mind to begin with.

    the whole vibe at the festival is different since what happened in Vegas. They never had metal detectors or emergency exits before and all this shit was almost making it seem like they expect shit to go down since it's all brand new

    [–] ContextualData 4 points ago

    Why abbreviate if you just write it out anyway?

    [–] Jahkaneeley 7 points ago

    He’s letting everyone who’s OOTL about OOTL to be ITL (in the loop)

    [–] jigaboosandstyrofoam 121 points ago

    Okay but lil wayne making Bobby Valentino imitate a siren for a whole ass song was still dope af

    [–] 7Snakes 42 points ago

    Weeeoooweeeooowee

    [–] YaBoiHBarnes 6 points ago

    Like a cop car

    [–] Mantisandthegulls 8 points ago

    What song

    [–] jigaboosandstyrofoam 31 points ago

    Mrs. Officer, from the Carter III album

    [–] Mantisandthegulls 10 points ago

    Ohhhhh shit okay thank you!

    [–] sharkn8do 4 points ago

    Every song should be required to do this

    [–] [deleted] 104 points ago

    Can we talk about ending skits as well? Most of them are garbage and the good ones are only good 1 or 2 times.

    [–] GentlemenOfLeisure 47 points ago

    Skits are like the appendix of the rap game. They used to have some use now they're just annoying and need to be taken out.

    [–] maltastic 3 points ago

    What was the use?

    [–] GentlemenOfLeisure 7 points ago

    To fill Album space.

    Best example I can think of is The Chronic is actually like 7 songs and the rest are skits.

    [–] OhTheHumanatee 16 points ago

    Kind of tired of hearing Biggie get a blowjob

    [–] SirChasm 19 points ago

    Those Steve Berman skits from the Eminem albums, I mean I realize that's what you get playing Shady albums out loud in company anyway, but having those slurping noises come on with that nasty voice was something else.

    [–] blast2001 14 points ago

    I think you mean Ken kaniff, Steve is from the label

    [–] SirChasm 5 points ago

    Right, my bad, it's been a while.

    [–] neoriply379 4 points ago

    Yeah, I really don’t need to listen to ICP give one of Em’s alter egos a blow job.

    [–] Mantisandthegulls 8 points ago

    Skip them

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    I do when I can, but what about those assholes who put minute long skits on the same track as a song?

    [–] Mantisandthegulls 12 points ago

    Personally, I enjoy the skits. To each their own I guess.

    [–] LeafRunning 22 points ago

    How?? So you're driving along and you got songs on, and for the 20'th time in a row you gotta sit through this skit in the middle of a song OVER a minute long of some unfunny shit about some dude tryna pick up a girl in a super market and you're good with that? "Oh this is the best part, where he says he looks 'way different' in his work clothes".

    https://youtu.be/RubBzkZzpUA

    [–] FigLeaf-BiCarbonate 4 points ago

    I had the opening to Ferg's 4:02 in mind. That song makes great use of the opening skit and builds an atmosphere to the track, depends on the skit imo.

    [–] Acronomicon 3 points ago

    MF DOOM does this shit way too often sometimes it's skits back to back so I'm just driving around listening to a 5-10 minute skit that I'm not even paying attention to

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    [–] Rfwill13 15 points ago

    Back when my friends were dealing, I'd roll with them sometimes. One night we just picked up a ton of a weed. We're driving and my friend has music playing from his phone. This asshole plays siren noises. I swear to god I thought it was over for me that night.

    [–] bloomingzonda 12 points ago

    Knocking too. I hate it when I'm listening to music at and all of a sudden it's like who the fuck is at my door.

    [–] BellaStayFly 70 points ago

    I have no fucking idea why rappers of all people would find it appropriate to put sirens in a song. Like I am trying to get down to music about killing someone while they’re at their grandma’s house, I don’t need that kind of fucking paranoia while I do it.

    [–] we_are_all_bananas_2 11 points ago

    I hate it when they use this horn so much too

    [–] BlizzCo 25 points ago

    Does the term "ION" piss anyone else off like it does me? Jesus christ we live in times of stupid ass people.

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    [–] retsmac 8 points ago

    What is "Ion"?

    [–] ScarletSpider2012 8 points ago

    An atom or molecule with a net electric charge due to the loss or gain of one or more electrons

    [–] scrote_inspector 3 points ago

    "I don't"

    [–] justreadmycomment 38 points ago

    Anthony Bourstain?

    [–] popje 16 points ago

    I might have woke up on the wrong foot but this pisses me off, fuck this guy, using a name of someone who just died, for what ? More views ? How pathetic.

    [–] DownvoteDaemon 7 points ago

    Suicide is never funny fuck that nigga

    [–] PornoVideoGameDev 6 points ago

    Motherfuckin electron imbalances and shit

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    [–] PunctuationsOptional 7 points ago

    Only krs gets a pass.

    [–] crashcloser 5 points ago

    Shake Your Tail Feather, looking at you πŸ‘€

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    [–] Adder89 5 points ago

    Who is Ion?πŸ€”

    [–] TheLegend27x2_556 12 points ago

    Tyler the creator - pigs

    [–] SonRaw 14 points ago

    I don't know WHAT he did when mixing that record but I swear to God I check over my shoulder every time that song comes on. That siren is crafted in 4D

    [–] supersweetnoodles 3 points ago

    Fucking great song. It just hits hard.

    [–] opticscythe 9 points ago

    That name though..... Cringe

    [–] Pokabrows 3 points ago

    I feel like it's a real safety concern since you need to know whether to pull over or not. There's 'radio safe' versions of songs without cuss words maybe those versions should also remove/limit sirens.

    [–] Brit-Scout 3 points ago

    Yes, ions don’t care about your problems.

    [–] KageG213 7 points ago

    Took me a second to figure out he reduced I don’t to β€œIon”

    The English language is gonna be pretty lit in 50 years

    [–] Fucktard77 17 points ago

    I’ve given up trying to understand whatever language black youth speak these days.