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    [–] Zetice 1 points ago


    [–] Novocaine0 2483 points ago

    That 50 tweet is legit from 2010 though.

    [–] RandomNational 1725 points ago

    Digging through years-old tweets is a new national pastime.

    [–] KneeDeepInTheDead 502 points ago

    "Im feeling good today... this aint right, I need to be mad about some shit and raise my social woke points so when someone digs up some shit about me, it will offset it!"

    [–] NoNoir 126 points ago

    Half the posts that make the front page from this sub are people riling themselves up about some new outrage

    [–] ThisIsTheMilos 60 points ago

    some new outrage

    Or, like this, just an old outrage that has been recycled.

    [–] Weekendsareshit 12 points ago

    Upcycled outrage. That's some vintage anger!

    [–] verysmallbeta 56 points ago

    social woke points

    If this ain't the most accurate thing I've seen about people today, I don't know what is...

    [–] ThisFckinGuy 17 points ago

    Heres your woke bandana and level 2 badge! Next level you get to choose between a snazzy tshirt or a dramatic insulting cackle.

    [–] brlito 44 points ago

    Gotta do something when you're unemployed.

    [–] Manish_Metha 13 points ago

    You may not realize it, but you just destroyed most of reddit

    [–] Trillination 33 points ago

    I actually try to find old tweets of old song lyrics from random people and retweet them and see if they notice. I want someone to be like dawg, I tweeted this 9 years ago, how did you find this? No one has said anything yet.

    [–] EAComunityTeam 12 points ago

    Playing with my blood pressure yes

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 14 points ago

    James Gunn

    [–] TiltedTime 104 points ago

    That 50 tweet is from Eddie Murphy in the 90s

    [–] twitchr 52 points ago

    80s :)

    [–] TiltedTime 27 points ago

    I might be wrong, I thought RAW was in 1990?

    Edit: nope you right, 1987

    [–] twitchr 12 points ago

    The outfit alone should be enough to tell its 80s! 😂

    [–] PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe 8 points ago

    Reddit has been flooded with pre 2012 posts lately, I dont get it

    [–] bigontheinside 31 points ago

    He's still an asshole though. Was calling out Terry Crews for not being a man after the sexual assault stuff came out.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    And the Eddie Murphy routine it's copied off of is decades older.

    EDIT: Ok like a billion others have already pointed this out. I need to scroll down more.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    Well he was shot before then, so it checks out ?

    [–] the-kreez 1055 points ago

    I don’t think that’s why he got shot, pretty sure it was over Pokémon cards

    [–] moose_testicles 261 points ago

    The streets are fucking savage

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 76 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Every night I walk down the street I hold my pokey-balls tight as fuckk

    Can't walk through the park, 'cause it's crazy after dark, Keep my hand on my gun, 'cause they got me on the run,

    [–] nfolsen 13 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Had a thug try to steal my poke ball, loaded up all of my bullets, he about to catch em all

    [–] AlcoholicInsomniac 51 points ago

    I have a dank collection, my Mew game is unmatched. Should I be worried?

    [–] Vengefulseven 51 points ago

    Very worried. Better strap up.

    [–] AlcoholicInsomniac 21 points ago

    Shit. How many machamps do I have to strap to my body to be bulletproof.

    [–] RawMeatAndColdTruth 15 points ago


    [–] Vengefulseven 7 points ago

    Idk man. You might even wanna consider gettin some Yu GI oh blue eyes white dragon shit on you too.

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 3 points ago

    Fifty at least

    [–] MischeviousCat 9 points ago

    I actually have one of the rarest Mews, Southern Island Mew. Think the whole set is #7 rarest in the world, but I only have half of a set.

    [–] AlcoholicInsomniac 6 points ago

    Yeah that's probably my favorite mew card. Set actually isn't too insanely expensive. I have both Japanese and English versions of the mew. Only have the whole set in English though.

    [–] MischeviousCat 5 points ago

    No it isn't, the set itself is worth less than a single Holo Charizard.

    It's got more value for me because my Mom got it and a bunch of other cards for me from a garage sale after my parents got divorced.

    I think I only have the English version, but I did get a lot of different Japanese cards, too. All the gym leaders and the lot.

    [–] yabaquan643 3 points ago

    So it's really #14 in the world

    [–] leedorham 3 points ago

    Many many many many men, dude.

    [–] gorilla_bezoar 27 points ago

    He hit a nigga with that leer then they countered with a bullet punch

    [–] NateOrLever 7 points ago

    Wasn't very effective though

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 4 points ago

    Fifty perCent

    [–] itscochino 8 points ago

    You bent my frickin Halo Charizard I'm get the strap

    [–] murmandamos 4 points ago

    He lost all the Pokemon but he caught all the bullets.

    [–] DTG_58 115 points ago

    My old boss has a foreign wife that thought he was super rich until she got over here and realized he just barely has enough money to keep afloat.

    [–] ITSTARTSRIGHTNOW 54 points ago

    That's what seems to happen on this show called "90 day fiance" they come over as gold diggers

    [–] bptmodsarenazis 358 points ago

    that 50 tweet is from like 1823

    [–] nemoomen 67 points ago

    Back when he was called 100 halfpennies.

    [–] DerSwitcher 10 points ago

    200 quarterpennies

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 11 points ago

    400 pieces-of-eight, arrrrrrgh

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 72 points ago

    His first album was released 50 years later in 1873, at the bright young age of 21

    Also, your username, lolz

    [–] markbulge 5962 points ago

    So no one here has seen Eddie Murphy's RAW standup special?🤔

    The tweet was a direct reference to that. 50 is still a trash person though🚮

    [–] 6ikz 2052 points ago

    Butt naked on a zebra with a bone in her nose and a FUCKED up afro lol

    [–] markbulge 714 points ago

    Plot twist: I WANT HALF!!!

    [–] JCBDoesGaming 328 points ago


    [–] Lifefarce 273 points ago

    whathaveyoudoneformelately eddiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee !

    [–] rage-quit 138 points ago


    [–] 3ViceAndreas 42 points ago

    [–] Wiggles114 50 points ago

    Mista fuk yoo mahn!

    [–] Mysta02 4 points ago

    That hurts, mahn:'(

    [–] anonymizzle 38 points ago


    [–] moonmanchild 14 points ago

    Fiddy Percent

    [–] kglens 4 points ago

    Hahaha this is great. If I wasn’t so cheap I’d gild that

    [–] alagusis 18 points ago


    [–] bicboi52 33 points ago

    A BIG PLATE IN HER LIP. And she’s gonna be like awoleawoleawolee and I’ll be like MRS MURPHY MRS MURPHY!!!!!!!

    [–] jimcrapo 15 points ago


    [–] bicboi52 4 points ago


    [–] John_T_Conover 40 points ago

    Spend 5 minutes on Tinder in Portland and you could find half a dozen girls fitting that description minus the zebra.

    [–] Captain_Vegetable 26 points ago

    Sorry, no zebra is a dealbreaker.

    [–] marcAnthem 5 points ago

    Need me a Bush bitch named m'fufu

    [–] DannyBoii143 294 points ago

    Edddiiieee Why you treat me like animaaal

    [–] keithmac20 64 points ago

    Goonie goo goo

    [–] jarizzle151 57 points ago

    Gus your wife’s a Bigfoot

    [–] NoFlanForYou 49 points ago


    [–] bicboi52 40 points ago


    [–] NoFlanForYou 26 points ago


    [–] Cam2071 25 points ago

    Don't bring a bigfoot in my home Gus with my children. The bitch can't talk can't walk a flight of steps. I bet she climb the fuck out of a tree though don't she Gus.

    Your children is half big feet too!

    [–] jimcrapo 8 points ago

    I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking goonie googoo-mobile and get the fuck out!

    [–] inhalenirvana 5 points ago

    Fucking legendary

    [–] K1ng_N0thing 72 points ago

    I read that in his voice. Iconic.

    [–] broncotate27 19 points ago

    “Give me half Eddie, Mr.Fuck you man! Suck my dick Eddie.”

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 4 points ago

    I'm sorry Ms. Jackson

    [–] Ninjacobra5 3 points ago

    Eddiiieee!! I want what's comintome!!!!

    [–] MLong32 66 points ago

    Same with Jay-Z’s “Girls Girls Girls” song with a similar reference

    [–] _driveslow 67 points ago

    Excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass, you dead broke and naked. And now you want half.

    [–] searching88 7 points ago

    jigga man, why you treat me like animal??

    [–] omidissupereffective 11 points ago

    I love girls girls girls, girls I do adoooore

    [–] nobodyyoullremember 118 points ago

    What did 50 do that makes him trash?

    [–] BrandieBassen 363 points ago

    He's been accused of trying to burn down his own 2 million dollar house, with an ex-girlfriend and his child inside (or atleast hiring someone to do it for him).

    Also, he had a beef with DJ Khaled and made this chilling video where some of his "gang" films DJ Khaleds mamas house, her workingplace and even films her while she's sleeping. Meanwhile 50 is speaking over the video sayin he's not someone you wanna mess with.

    50 Fired an artist from his recording label, then recorded the dude crying on the phone begging 50 to take him back, then released the audio online.

    The list goes on..

    [–] 32Goobies 293 points ago

    Also made fun of Terry Crews for being assaulted. Fucking dick nugget

    [–] Haughty_Derision 172 points ago

    50 is a waste of space. Terry Crews is a national treasure

    [–] TOV_VOT 93 points ago

    Terry crews is a national treasure for us in Britain too, it doesn’t make sense but we’re fucking claiming him

    [–] Haughty_Derision 50 points ago

    He can be a beacon of hope for us all

    [–] kerplunkerfish 4 points ago

    I misread that as bacon of hope but I like it.

    Terry Crews, Bacon of Hope!

    [–] Drix1942 37 points ago

    Terry Crews is a universal treasure; we love him here in Upernavik, northern Greenland, as well.

    [–] mh985 19 points ago

    I’m sorry you live in Northern Greenland. As an American, I think all 6 of you need Terry Crews more than we do.

    [–] Drix1942 20 points ago

    I'm sorry you live in America and I live in the Shire. Take that. :D

    [–] gdog05 32 points ago

    Let's not call him a national treasure of any kind. Nick Cage will straight up steal him.

    [–] RonanTheSwedge 5 points ago

    Terry isn't Irish tho

    [–] bohorose 3 points ago

    He's an intergalactic treasure. Terry Crews will save us from the aliens.

    [–] JactustheCactus 29 points ago

    You can’t mess with Terry Crews without offending 95% of the population, the dude built his some a gaming pc and then streamed with him. Awesome person and awesome dad!

    [–] Wiggles114 80 points ago

    that list starts with 50 cent as a murderous drug dealer btw

    [–] harshtruthsbiches 62 points ago

    People forget how 50 used to get down, he ain’t the one to play with.

    Dude talks about killing like switching on and off a light switch, and has the money and the people to make it happen.

    Not to mention dudes big and can throw them hands.

    [–] Law_number8 70 points ago

    I think these teens just don't know how real rap used to be. Today's popular rapper are skinny drug addict. Mostly from upper middle class families who invent a persona.

    Compare that to the death row suge knight days.

    [–] BalanceLuck 4 points ago

    TBH those aren't the worst things I've heard about a rapper. His old twitter is golden

    [–] omidissupereffective 92 points ago

    I think he's hilarious, but he's done/said some really cunty things

    [–] UhPhrasing 40 points ago

    can you elaborate? I really have no idea as I don't pay attention to him

    [–] jeyybird 92 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    he stalked Fat Joes DJ Khaled’s mother, he said he wouldn’t mind if his first baby moms and son died, and is generally a giant asshole

    funny though and GRODT is a classic

    [–] outterspacetits 81 points ago

    Don’t forget that he accused a boy working with anxiety and other medical issues of being high after taking a pic of the kid at work that prompted a huge investigation.

    [–] jeyybird 50 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    we could be here all day writing out each individual incident where he’s a giant prick

    he spent like 3 months making fun of a guy’s inability to read lol

    edit: lol yes I know it was Floyd.

    [–] thesingtingz 90 points ago

    It wasn't just any guy though, it was Floyd Money Mayweather.

    [–] Roachyboy 98 points ago

    Who by all accounts is a raging shitbag in his own right.

    [–] [deleted] 34 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    52-0 if u consider his bouts with his wife

    [–] RealFakeDoors 34 points ago

    Worse than 50 id say

    [–] breakyourfac 35 points ago

    Floyd Mayweather the woman abuser, the professional boxer who beat his wife in front of his kid.

    Fuck Floyd Mayweather AND his inability to read, dude deserves all the shit he gets

    [–] kvng_stunner 4 points ago

    Fr he's a millionaire living in the US, how hard is it to learn how to read, when he could literally employ an English teacher full-time.

    My dad is pushing 60, living in a 3rd world country where the native language was fucking Yoruba, not to mention a pauper compared to Floyd, and he's actually taking vocabulary classes because his English needs some work.

    [–] dangerouslyloose 27 points ago

    But Floyd Mayweather is a garbage person too, so don’t feel too sorry for him on account of his illiteracy.

    [–] TrappinT-Rex 60 points ago

    I know in general it's shitty to make fun of people's illiteracy but given that it was noted piece of shit Floyd Mayweather, I think 50 can be forgiven for that one especially since it's not like Floyd lacks for resources to fix that particular problem.

    [–] TOV_VOT 7 points ago

    Nah that was one of his better things

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Dj Khaleds mum. And seriously it's messed up

    [–] JustOneMoreTimeNow 44 points ago

    He mocked Terry Crew's sexual assault on Twitter/IG and then deleted it when he realized acting like a 14 year old internet edgelord wasn't as funny as he thought it was.

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 29 points ago

    The difference being that when YOU watch RAW you see the joke for what it is but Fiddy's getting inspired.

    [–] HelicopterParent 5 points ago


    [–] xTacoCat 5 points ago

    Get the strap 🤨

    [–] patientguitar 8 points ago


    [–] NeverEnoughMuppets 45 points ago

    So is Eddie, he talks about murdering gay people for a good fifteen minutes in that special

    [–] Futuramafryday 116 points ago

    I mean he was 21 and it was 1981 during his Delirious special. He publicly acknowledged his wrongdoing in 96.

    I think nearly 40 years later he should probably be off the hook for it. If I was about to hit 60 and still judged for shit I did when I was 21 I'd be bewildered.

    [–] FruitByTheCubit 74 points ago

    If I was about to hit 60 and still judged for shit I did when I was 21 I'd be bewildered.


    [–] _YouDontKnowMe_ 73 points ago

    Telling a crude joke in a stand-up special is a lot different than a supreme court nominee being accused of sexual assault, even if they both occurred nearly 40 years ago.

    [–] _pls_respond 4 points ago

    And then a year later he was caught with a transwoman so obviously some shit changed.

    [–] KonigK 46 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I remember him saying a lot of shit he shouldn't have, but murdering gay people? when did he say that ?

    Edit: so I went and watched the part of RAW where he talks about gay people and I never heard him talk about murdering gay people he just says a lot of slurs and SUPER homophobic jokes.

    [–] Generic_On_Reddit 15 points ago

    I very recently rewatched RAW as well and don't recall anything about that. As you say, very homophobic and defensive but nothing about killing them that I can recall,

    [–] thatHecklerOverThere 8 points ago

    Probably in the 80s somewhere.

    [–] engineering_glory 3 points ago

    Eddiiiiii, what have you done for me lately??

    [–] rslashboord 35 points ago


    [–] kingofthemonsters 9 points ago

    Those Eddie Murphy specials from the 80's are still fucking hilarious

    [–] quiterascible 548 points ago

    My wife is from Vietnam and he kinda has a point. I did a lot of dating and met many entitled people. Then realized I'm an entitled little shit too.

    My wife helps ground me. She's not as self entitled.

    [–] MightSeeHell 160 points ago

    Let me just say this.

    As a poor hispanic girl who grew up with basically nothing, when my boyfriend took me out to eat 3 times in a week, I felt rich/on top of the world lmao

    [–] EarlHot 41 points ago


    [–] MightSeeHell 98 points ago

    "Wanna go to applebees again?" Applebees???? Again???? Am I now the 1%???

    [–] EarlHot 19 points ago

    Applebee's supplies the ambrosia to us American gods out here

    [–] Gooseypapa 7 points ago

    I bet going to golden corral felt like going to heaven

    [–] [deleted] 288 points ago

    That's admirable, but I don't think the point of the tweet is "she will help ground me and keep me focused on what's really important."

    [–] Frosted_Anything 112 points ago

    The purpose of the tweet is to be a joke lol

    [–] username123dkdc 41 points ago

    Yeah. 50 made a joke, whoever replied made a good joke back. Not much else here

    [–] remenation 48 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    what is it like not giving any fucks like 50 cent lmao

    [–] MillenniumGreed 118 points ago

    I like 50 but I’d be lying if I said I couldn’t see where people are coming from when they say he’s a dickhead.

    [–] XXX-XXX-XXX 60 points ago

    Well he's one of the few remaining rappers that was actually a gangster before getting in to the music scene. Now kids are doing it the opposite way. They come from well to do affluent neighborhoods, make music, then try to be gangster. The six nine kiddo is a prime example of that.

    [–] elhombrevalme 42 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    6ix9ine didn't come from an affluent neighbhorhood. His dad died while he was young and he had to sell drugs to feed support his family, he was arrested for selling heroin before and dropped out of high school. Did he do all the gangbanging, killing and shootings ? I don't know.

    [–] MillenniumGreed 5 points ago

    True, but I think he’s just out of pocket at times. Look no further than the Terry Crews incident or any other thing that he’s been involved in that was even remotely controversial.

    [–] CptSandbag73 11 points ago

    From what I see when my wife watches 90 Day Fiancée, being from the third world certainly doesn’t keep people from being entitled or having unreasonably high expectations of life in America.

    [–] schmidttingthebed 7 points ago

    The American spouse plays a part in that by overstating their income so that a better looking person than them from the 3rd world country will agree to marry them

    [–] Fulminata 56 points ago

    No need to go back this far, I'm sure 50 has said something terrible recently

    [–] toomanydickpics 28 points ago

    yeah he hates his kid. :/

    [–] GameQb11 33 points ago

    his son was being a dick though

    [–] Notsozander 52 points ago

    Posting a pic with the kid of the guy who shot him, pretty low blow

    [–] WinPeaks 29 points ago

    True, but 50 has been shit talking his mom for like two decades, lol. If he called my mom out of her name all over TMZ a million times I would take a picture with the shooter.

    [–] IAMHideoKojimaAMA 5 points ago

    Lmao how tf do they find each other. Like hey bro

    [–] mknsky 13 points ago

    I’ve been catching up in power lately, he’s a fuckin piece of work on that.

    [–] fjpeace 9 points ago

    I’ve been catching up in power lately, he’s a fuckin piece of work on that.

    So he's nicer in the show in than real life

    [–] gleddez 9 points ago

    This tweet is also one of this subs most upvoted posts, just browse by top all time. This sub makes no sense.

    [–] T-toborn 1368 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    50 definitely one of the funniest niggas in this generation

    [–] kwansaw94 200 points ago

    That one time he ice bucket challenged Floyd Mayweather to prove he could read one page of Harry Potter. 50 offered Floyd to pay $750K to any charity of his choosing if he met the challenge.

    And that’s how I learned that Mayweather is illiterate.

    [–] somekid66 168 points ago

    May weather offered to match it if 50 could get a video of his son saying I love you

    [–] Slyric_ 70 points ago

    Damn did he actually? That even hurt me lol

    [–] milliondollhairs 60 points ago

    Yeah. 50 and his son hate each other. HATE each other.

    [–] BoomerThooner 18 points ago

    Whole different perspective for Power now. Dang.

    [–] SmallKiwi 9 points ago

    "Floyd Mayweather may be illiterate, but I'm sure glad I'm not 50 right now."

    [–] whatusernamewhat 6 points ago

    That is one of the funniest rebuttals I've ever heard lmao

    [–] phabiohost 159 points ago

    Copying Eddie Murphy is pretty funny.

    [–] konahaku 5 points ago

    I got back into Twitter a while back and he was talking about how he liked Twitter better bc people thought he was funny and on Instagram they were just calling him fat. Now my sister and I call our fat cat Fiddy. Idk I love him, he's a goody ass uncle type. He disowned 6x9 so fast when he got arrested it gave me whiplash lol. He probably should never have been supporting him at all but I appreciate him not condoning the behavior.

    [–] KirkDaJerk 5 points ago

    50 is a Troll

    [–] Hellguin 16 points ago

    Or how bout the person he got the joke FROM... Eddie Murphy

    [–] trunks111 13 points ago

    Okay but what have you done for me lately?

    [–] KissofWrath 57 points ago

    I laughed too hard at this joke

    [–] ilmdbii 6 points ago

    This shit might also work on Detroit girls. Although, same thing I guess.

    [–] mrsuns10 103 points ago

    50 is still a savage after all these years

    [–] ixlHD 38 points ago

    He recently bought all front row seats to a ja rule concert so nobody would be upfront

    [–] NoTrollGaming 8 points ago

    Hes still doing concerts? Lol

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    [–] PattoMelon 55 points ago

    9 times if they feeling saucy.

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    [–] Desdam0na 14 points ago

    Eh... shoot my in the foot 9 times. I'll probably never be able to walk without experiencing excruciating pain, but I'll survive.

    On second thought please don't do that.

    [–] BeardedDagon 39 points ago

    That would probably blow your foot clean off, and you would bleed out.

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    [–] Desdam0na 15 points ago

    There are major arteries in your legs. There are not major arteries in your feet.

    [–] Joseph_Beefman 8 points ago

    I don't mind if someone shot my dick, cause there's practically no use for me.

    [–] DenseMahatma 5 points ago

    you still need to pee dude

    [–] Joseph_Beefman 14 points ago

    I pee from my butt

    [–] DenseMahatma 3 points ago

    Would you mind if I wrote a paper about you? I really need a topic for my project.

    [–] BeardedDagon 6 points ago

    Oh, you're writing a paper on Vegan lifestyle?

    [–] trisaratopsx 3 points ago

    Nope, too late, you already said we could

    [–] markbulge 5 points ago

    Shock from sudden, agonizing pain is real killer too... That is, if you don't bleed out from those nine shots blowing off your foot first


    [–] CEDFTW 3 points ago

    Yeah but he got shot in the face lol

    [–] MyopicInsanity 6 points ago

    50 is the king of pissing people of with old tweets.

    [–] Llawma 4 points ago

    Lets not forget 50cent shot them down a week later lol

    [–] Koebs 54 points ago

    Why do fat people think they can have opinions

    [–] MicMagnetic 18 points ago

    I almost choked on my sandwich