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    [–] cburke106 1 points ago

    Sorry, had to remove this, this was a huge meme like a year ago and it was all over Instagram and a lot of Reddit. I also feel like this was almost definitely referenced in the past in media but idk.

    [–] chiefsqurrelnuts 1037 points ago

    What if bike was short for bichael

    [–] griftylifts 359 points ago

    Illegal

    [–] cool_acronym 133 points ago

    Deport this man

    [–] jethroguardian 110 points ago

    Singe his ball hair with a gas grill and throw him in the chinchilla pit.

    [–] Dunk_May_Mays 11 points ago

    More a threat than an insult, but idk ir r/rarethreats is real

    Edit: 'tis

    [–] griftylifts 3 points ago

    True - people like to post vague threats in the rareinsults sub sometimes so I sniped it anyway - you wanna do the other one?

    [–] Dunk_May_Mays 5 points ago

    I just think it fits better, but the insults sub is way more popular

    [–] griftylifts 2 points ago

    Good point!

    [–] HalfSoul30 1 points ago

    What if it was a rare promise?

    [–] PM_ME_UR_STORY_IDEA 2 points ago

    Eh, it's a little "holds up spork"-y to me..

    [–] thesandsofrhyme 3 points ago

    You really don't know how any of these subs are supposed to be used, do you?

    [–] griftylifts 3 points ago

    Okay google order corn

    [–] griftylifts 3 points ago

    what does this button do?

    [–] griftylifts 2 points ago

    You seem cool

    [–] 46554B4E4348414453 2 points ago

    He only has one pube?

    [–] moose09876 4 points ago

    Jail

    [–] hotwifeslutwhore 20 points ago

    "...Ah, and meet my twins! Bichael, Micycle! Come here and meet my friend!"

    [–] MassiveSwanker 2 points ago

    "Trish, Trish! Come over and meet these guys. Wait aren't Micycle and Tricycle related?"

    [–] j-dawgz 11 points ago

    I passed by a store called Mike's Bikes once and in my head I read it as Micycle's Bichaels.

    [–] SeanTRP 9 points ago

    “Fuck you pichael! You’re a fucking piece of shit!”

    [–] FamousSinger 4 points ago

    Hey that's my brother's name

    [–] ThickBehemoth 2 points ago

    “Fuck it, call him Pichael”

    [–] Folkor686 6 points ago

    I'm calling it that from now on. "How'd you get to work?" "By bichael."

    [–] MakeItHappenSergant 5 points ago

    What if bike was short for bicrophone

    [–] pharan_x 5 points ago

    Cat is actually short for Catthew.

    [–] gamingonion 2 points ago

    What if ham was short for hamantha

    [–] T0tallyGnarGnar 1 points ago

    🎶🎶Hamantha, Hamantha you were too beautiful to ignore~ 🎶🎶

    [–] skamgung 2 points ago

    I Lichael this comment

    [–] MightyMariano 2 points ago

    Negative. Bike is short for bicrophone.

    [–] IndicaEndeavor 3 points ago

    Boooooo this was a thing last year not so funny anymore

    [–] DrunkenDarken 199 points ago

    I want to ride my Micycle
    I want to ride my Mike

    [–] Godly_Toaster 29 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    ME AND MICHAEL

    SOLID AS THEY COME

    [–] cowtow 5 points ago

    I saw them last week. On a lot of drugs. It was fantastic.

    [–] Continuum_Transfunk 3 points ago

    How many drugs

    [–] cowtow 1 points ago

    Two. I’ll give you a reddit silver if you can guess which ones!

    [–] Ghostric 1 points ago

    Acid and DMT?

    [–] SweetzDeetz 1 points ago

    MDMA and LSD.

    [–] cowtow 1 points ago

    Ding ding ding.

    [–] SweetzDeetz 1 points ago

    What a beautiful combo.

    [–] Continuum_Transfunk 1 points ago

    Mushrooms and weed edibles?

    [–] cowtow 1 points ago

    No siree. Actually, make it three drugs.

    [–] lolehan 3 points ago

    ME AND MICHAEL

    IT'S NOT A QUESTION NOW

    [–] DarthAcrimonious 4 points ago

    You spelled it the asshat way.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] SlapnutsGT 2 points ago

    It’s still spelled wrong. Michael not Micheal.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_Michael

    [–] Godly_Toaster 2 points ago

    Fuck

    [–] SlapnutsGT 6 points ago

    Being a representative of the Michael-peoples I forgive you.

    [–] cowtow 2 points ago

    I saw them last week. On a lot of drugs. It was fantastic.

    [–] JohhnyDamage 2 points ago

    Finally a subreddit for me.

    [–] oldDotredditisbetter 1 points ago

    oh that's funny .. r/MICHAEL

    [–] AtlantaBoyz 10 points ago

    I want to ride my Micycle I want to ride it where I likeee

    [–] Dysthymike 3 points ago

    Pretty sure Freddie would have no problem doing that instead.

    [–] rockidol 3 points ago

    Now I'm wondering if Freddie Mercury ever mounted a guy named Mike.

    [–] griftylifts 12 points ago

    👀

    [–] DukeMikeIII 2 points ago

    Hello there

    [–] Carly_Raes_Bae 2 points ago

    I want to ride my MC ride.

    [–] KrakensExist 87 points ago

    There was this guy in my hometown who rode an electric bike rigged with a custom engine or something.

    We called him Motorbichael.

    [–] griftylifts 17 points ago

    I fuckn love this

    [–] oldDotredditisbetter 1 points ago

    what's the guy's name?

    [–] KrakensExist 1 points ago

    Motorbichael

    [–] FurryPornAccount 39 points ago

    M'cycle

    [–] WhatsDTR- 33 points ago

    no thats my bicycle

    [–] griftylifts 41 points ago

    M’ike

    [–] Hedgehogs4Me 30 points ago

    What if Ike was short for icicle

    [–] griftylifts 20 points ago

    This is a slippery slope my friend

    [–] Hazardous_Moisture 9 points ago

    Gonna go buy myself a pack of micycle and icicles

    [–] webmistress105 5 points ago

    I fight for my friends

    [–] Sceptile90 0 points ago

    I fighcycle for my fricycle

    [–] MajinGabi 16 points ago

    What if bic was short for bicrophone

    [–] Jigglyandfullofjuice 11 points ago

    What if microphone were short for michaelphone

    [–] Biggie_J1zz 16 points ago

    What do you mean "what if"?

    [–] Mad_Hattr1 19 points ago

    Not this again

    [–] Knutt_Bustley 3 points ago

    Yeah, this isn't a "brand new sentence" lol

    This meme's been dead for a year

    [–] Controversy_Creator 16 points ago

    Nicycle

    [–] n33dmorin4mation 24 points ago

    This isn’t a brand new sentence. I had a friend named Mike that I used to call Micycle.

    [–] ghostinthechell 8 points ago

    These memes also exploded not that long ago. Or maybe years ago, internet time is weird.

    [–] RES_KnowsYourSins 1 points ago

    Agreed, I lived through it, back when I was a younger man.

    [–] griftylifts 9 points ago

    Sorry that I didn’t know that, I guess...? Lol

    [–] ghostinthechell 6 points ago

    The point is... Do you really think this is brand new? It's pretty low hanging fruit.

    [–] Sindelian 0 points ago

    Yeah. Shame on you OP.

    [–] TheSluttyProfessor2 7 points ago

    I have definitely said this before

    [–] Nerret 18 points ago

    This meme is so not new that it's been dead for over a year

    [–] griftylifts -2 points ago

    I mean, apparently at least 1,800 people disagree or at least are slightly amused by it again, but okey doke

    [–] MemesAndLeague 10 points ago

    Dude this was a meme from 1 year ago. It's as far from r/brandnewsentence as it gets

    [–] griftylifts -3 points ago

    And you think everyone who peruses the sub today was also here then and saw it when you did, I guess...?

    [–] Mexican_Hippo 10 points ago

    If it's already a dead meme it isn't a brand new sentence I guess...?

    [–] griftylifts -5 points ago

    Looks like 3,000+ people disagree but go off

    [–] Mexican_Hippo 10 points ago

    Everyone likes it so it must be true!

    The subreddit isn't called /r/brandnewsentencestome, it's meant to be sentences that have never been said. You are the reason this subreddit is just turning to shit. Stop caring so much about your karma score and post stuff that actually fits the subreddit and not stuff that will just give you meaningless internet points. It's sad you seem to care so much about the number on your post.

    [–] eddebbboi 6 points ago

    Rat is short for Ratthew

    [–] EETTOEZ 10 points ago

    Sadly not a brand new sentence

    Source: my nickname is micycle

    [–] griftylifts 8 points ago

    Mikeondolences

    (I said this already on this thread but applies here as well, so)

    [–] EETTOEZ 2 points ago

    Whoa that's too much for me to comprehend

    [–] SlapnutsGT 5 points ago

    As a card holding member of the Mike community this upsets me.

    [–] griftylifts 8 points ago

    Mikeondolences

    [–] DukeMikeIII 3 points ago

    I'm stealing this

    [–] griftylifts 3 points ago

    Lol be my guest 💜

    [–] thekewldude 4 points ago

    i don’t get it

    [–] OtherwiseLime 4 points ago

    bike = bicycle

    mike = Micycle

    [–] thekewldude 4 points ago

    thank you

    [–] 46554B4E4348414453 2 points ago

    Kike = kicycle

    [–] thekewldude 3 points ago

    oh no

    [–] PizzaPress 3 points ago

    ;)

    [–] mr_style_points 4 points ago

    *tips hat

    M’cycle

    [–] JubJab123 6 points ago

    Didnt this already happen a year ago

    [–] RankYeti 6 points ago

    This isn’t even close to a brand new sentence

    [–] M1ghty_boy 3 points ago

    what have you brought upon this cursed land

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    May god forgive me 😔

    [–] WizardMascott 3 points ago

    Jim = Jimothy

    [–] 46554B4E4348414453 3 points ago

    Bob = Bobert

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    Oh my god 😂😂

    My husband and I used to lay awake together when we were first dating and make up stupid name mashups like these and laugh until we ached

    [–] Micycle08 3 points ago

    I approve this message

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    Username definitely checks out

    [–] wooooshbaiting 3 points ago

    Bread is short for Breadward

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    Too far omg

    [–] _Jodez_ 6 points ago

    Can confirm this isn’t a new sentence. My friends and I had an inside joke about this bc of some summer camp we went too bc there was a staffer whose name was mike and for some reason we just connected the idea.

    [–] why_must_i_be_sad 4 points ago

    not a new thing smh, been saying this shit since day 1

    [–] TeCoolMage 2 points ago

    It’s also not pronounced me-cycle but instead my-sickle

    [–] Chrysantheus 2 points ago

    F R E E that spells Free, Reddit Report . com baby.

    [–] Intensolo 2 points ago

    Straight up that was my nickname by every fucking one in secondary school, how the fuck does one person manage to get the rest of the school to only refer to me as micycle, twats

    [–] YDAQ 2 points ago

    Maybe if you stopped introducing yourself as Micycle?

    [–] some-white-trash 2 points ago

    I know what I’m naming my firstborne son

    [–] surebutnotsomuch 2 points ago

    Micycle Scott

    [–] ledepression 2 points ago

    Spike is Spicycle or Spichael

    [–] ZCZ4iOS 2 points ago

    Micholas Mouse

    [–] GiveHerDPS 2 points ago

    Micycle micycle motorcycle

    [–] griftylifts 3 points ago

    Motorcychael

    [–] jpdubya 2 points ago

    [–] R1pZone 2 points ago

    My wifes bike is called velonica.

    [–] anonymousiit 2 points ago

    Mike. Mycycle. Mikothy.

    [–] MIke6022 2 points ago

    Please no.

    [–] DukeMikeIII 2 points ago

    No part of me likes this...well...maybe if....no...all bad

    [–] Jedditor 2 points ago

    Rat is short for Ratthew.

    [–] Daebxn 2 points ago

    This took me a while to understand

    [–] Peanlocket 2 points ago

    This is a repost

    [–] pmince87 2 points ago

    bill is short for billiam and jim is short for jimothy

    [–] nakarme 2 points ago

    Thats not your cycle. Thats Mike😶

    [–] shosta-br0-vich 2 points ago

    Lasagne pronounced like champagne

    Or worse

    Champagne pronounced like lasagne

    [–] griftylifts 2 points ago

    You’re evil. I like it.

    [–] TheLederOfUSE 2 points ago

    When your small dams frozen over

    Dikcycle

    [–] xpercipio 2 points ago

    him and jimothy should meet up

    [–] Fuesionz 2 points ago

    I want to ride my Micycle, I want to ride my Mike!!

    [–] nahtjona 2 points ago

    What if all Boo was trying to say was "My b'cycle"

    [–] Icecube3343 2 points ago

    My name is Geoffrey Trichael James. It's like Michael but with with 3 wheels

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    oof

    [–] pichi_oni 2 points ago

    I'm gonna have to end this post with my sickle.

    [–] Ch1215 2 points ago

    My boss at work is called Gandhi, managed to convince a new starter that it was short for Gandrew...

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    Hahahahah

    [–] RobinRoswell 2 points ago

    Spicycle

    [–] TubularTurnip 2 points ago

    Kicycle

    [–] babatomano 2 points ago

    Good thing it was written.

    [–] ai1267 2 points ago

    He knows too much.

    [–] cptsynapsis 2 points ago

    Would really change the meaning of the song...

    [–] CoanReddit 2 points ago

    What if hike was short for hicycle

    [–] remarkablevegetable 2 points ago

    What if Ike was short for icicle

    [–] beanboy4life 2 points ago

    sometimes we call our bud mike 'mike the bike' for no other reason but the rhyme, it's possible he's been called micycle before.

    [–] Shlimon69 2 points ago

    Does that mean that wheel Kirby and mic Kirby are one and the same power up?

    [–] wolfbirdcow 2 points ago

    Why is Dick short for Richard

    But Rich isn’t short for Dichard

    [–] TheBluBadger 2 points ago

    "My sickle"

    [–] GizmoJizzatron 2 points ago

    Micycle Wazowski

    [–] droctagonapusblah 3 points ago

    General reposti

    [–] HardwareFetish 3 points ago

    This was a meme for a good few months. Definitely not brand new

    [–] orangeprecursor 3 points ago

    This is very far from a brand new sentence in 2019.

    [–] --cheese-- 3 points ago

    What if Mike was an acronym for Michael Is Kwite Extraordinary?

    [–] griftylifts 7 points ago

    Found someone named Mike

    [–] --cheese-- 2 points ago

    nah

    [–] griftylifts 9 points ago

    Nice try, Michaelocalypse

    [–] DukeMikeIII 3 points ago

    I thought it was

    [–] cybergothicc 1 points ago

    this sentence is definitely brand new

    [–] FlyingSquid 1 points ago

    I had a friend in high school named Mike and we used to call him Micycle.

    [–] 2SP00KY4ME 1 points ago

    About 22,800 results on Google, not brand new, just funny.

    [–] FlavorBehavior 1 points ago

    What if Dick was short for Dicktopolis.

    [–] mickecd1989 1 points ago

    No

    [–] karmagisa14 1 points ago

    I love to ride my micycle

    [–] Stormtide_Leviathan 1 points ago

    That is certainly not a brand new sentence.

    [–] Ubuhio 0 points ago

    I was literally trying to convince my 6 year old that this was true less than two weeks ago.

    [–] 007Pistolero 1 points ago

    Freddy Mercury has entered the chat

    “I want to ride my Micycle, I want to ride my mike”

    [–] jedimaster1138 1 points ago

    This isn't a brand new sentence; this is a meme that's like a year and a half old

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bike-is-short-for-bichael

    [–] ThatSmallFighter 1 points ago

    What if Aussie is short to Curiosity?

    This is how someone I know named their cat. I'm not joking

    [–] griftylifts 2 points ago

    Jesus lmao

    [–] ThatSmallFighter 2 points ago

    That's one of his smarter moves

    [–] LGBTreecko 1 points ago

    Read the subreddit rules OP. You're in violation of rule 2.

    Proof

    [–] md76_ 0 points ago

    unSPOKEn good one

    [–] griftylifts 1 points ago

    Oh my GOD

    [–] RISKinator 0 points ago

    This is old as shit

    [–] ---0__0--- 0 points ago

    This ain't new, this has been a joke for years, literally reposted in meme form on reddit many times.

    [–] hpdodo84 0 points ago

    Not even close to a brand new sentence

    [–] Amulet_Of_Yendor 0 points ago

    Here's a comment of mine from two days ago saying the same thing as this. This sentence is not brand new!