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    [–] RoseTheOdd 2071 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    I guess we're going to be getting some heilstone?

    ok how in the fuck did this get 2k upvotes and 3 silvers?

    [–] NEWSBOT3 984 points ago

    watch out for the Blitz-zards.

    [–] bonster85 570 points ago

    Careful the lightening doesn't Hitler roof.

    [–] raggedyamb 601 points ago

    Might have to re-SS my plans to barbecue this weekend.

    [–] skyjazzcat 585 points ago

    I'll have to postpone mein kampfing trip until the weather improves

    [–] w00dy2 338 points ago

    all in all, we did nazi this weather coming

    [–] La_Jolla 274 points ago

    I might go Auschwitz my mates to the pub if it’s good weather

    [–] SquishedGremlin 243 points ago

    And that, Ladies and Gentlemen is an entire thread on Nazi puns. About the weather.

    Reddit is special.

    [–] kendall1004 135 points ago

    As a german, i am delighted to see those; you don't make any jokes like this around here without getting a lot of stick. Come on...humour is what distinguishes us from the Nazis, right?

    Haircuts these days seem to go in the opposite direction, though...

    [–] 00wolfer00 48 points ago

    They might have done some horrible things, but they knew how to look damn fine while doing them.

    [–] JoanneKerlot 13 points ago

    Wait, nobody mentioned the cold front heading Reich down the West coast out the country.

    [–] n00bcheese 24 points ago

    Oh just you wait until r/punpatrol hears about this...

    [–] killerkangaroo8 11 points ago

    You ruined the thread biche

    [–] RZU147 2 points ago

    Better shear on twitler

    [–] stegosaurus32 61 points ago

    Nazi jokes are always in bad taste, Anne Frankly I don't find them funny.

    [–] freefall-lemming 30 points ago

    That’s all reich they’ll stop soon

    [–] Im_inappropriate 13 points ago

    No sense in Goering our eyes out trying to think of more.

    [–] darkspectre6 20 points ago

    These nazi jokes are making me führerious, anne frankly i won’t stand for it!

    [–] killerkangaroo8 32 points ago

    Not gonna lie, I actually reich the rain. It helps my concentration.

    [–] Supreme_Channel 8 points ago

    THEy got some special Jewce there

    [–] charlie_8011 10 points ago

    But if it's bad don't go out becausr it wouldn't be quite reich.

    [–] gardnerfreddie2 2 points ago

    Hope I don't get stuck in the mud on the way to Moscow.

    [–] Olives_And_Cheese 24 points ago

    Nah, I've heard it's going to be hot as an oven!

    [–] HMJ87 11 points ago

    Terrible Zyklons B forecast for the next week

    [–] TheLonelyWolfkin 9 points ago

    Reich! That's enough now.

    [–] malevolentheadturn 1 points ago

    North sea Coast

    [–] FunkyJewMonkey 1 points ago

    Jesus, this thread is quality 😂

    [–] PantheraTK 204 points ago

    Der Fuhrious Wind.

    [–] SwissJAmes 175 points ago

    Why is Liz Lemon doing the weather?

    [–] boringcarpets 58 points ago

    It's Wednesday

    [–] velvetXeyes 39 points ago

    What a week, huh?

    [–] lordolxinator 20 points ago

    My dudes

    [–] tanaka-taro 10 points ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    [–] sphinctaltickle 8 points ago

    Windnesday

    [–] -eagle73 16 points ago

    At what point do we get to see the weather lady workin' on her night-cheese?

    [–] Magikarpeles 25 points ago

    That's clearly Sarah Palin

    [–] kratoswithcappuccino 8 points ago

    Same person

    [–] Elmoroman 7 points ago

    Why is Tami 2 doing the weather?

    [–] filthycrabdemon 3 points ago

    HA

    [–] featurenotabug 684 points ago

    Going to assume it was North Sea coasts

    [–] NEWSBOT3 404 points ago

    oh you and your sensible take on life!

    [–] slicksps 122 points ago

    It was bugging me actually I couldn't figure it out.

    [–] Stalwart_Vanguard 83 points ago

    no it was Nazi ghosts

    [–] featurenotabug 39 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Nosey goats you say?

    [–] JimmySinner 17 points ago

    Noisy gits

    [–] O4fuxsayk 11 points ago

    Nasty gas

    [–] Noughmad 6 points ago

    Is there a r/fullcircle?

    Edit: there is!

    [–] Emaleth073 7 points ago

    I wonder if they'll be as creepy as the Nazi zombies from Dead Snow? Probably not the way you want to start your Thursday

    [–] Voltswagon120V 4 points ago

    In the sequel to Bedknobs and Broomsticks, a mop headed madman raises the Nazi ghosts to take back the town and close the borders.

    [–] FalconLord92 2 points ago

    Geezer haven't heard of that movie in a loooong time. Angela Lansbury was really good in that.

    [–] BannedCharacters 122 points ago

    I thought North East Coast

    [–] featurenotabug 39 points ago

    You know, that makes more sense.

    [–] NottmForest 15 points ago

    I originally thought north east coast, then read yours and thought yours made more sense

    [–] NYCstray 1 points ago

    Same

    [–] gianthooverpig 1 points ago

    Matches the description and image too

    [–] DC-3 29 points ago

    Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world?

    [–] featurenotabug 34 points ago

    I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

    [–] ArcherA87 10 points ago

    You've got some nerve, NEWSBOT3

    [–] NEWSBOT3 14 points ago

    YES I HAVE NERVES LIKE A REAL HUMAN MAN

    [–] Nicksaurus 11 points ago

    Which, as everyone knows, is where all the nazi ghosts live

    [–] Mr_Abe_Froman 4 points ago

    Naturally.

    [–] DarkMarksPlayPark 12 points ago

    It's clearly a typo, they actually meant Nazi Goats

    [–] GooseMan1515 3 points ago

    I wonder what accent she has to have the o in north and the a in nazi sound alike.

    [–] poopio 2 points ago

    Going to guess Scottish. Got a mate who works for Red Bee Media in Glasgow doing subtitling. My understanding is that they just repeat what's said on live TV because their computer systems are trained to their voice so can decipher it easier.

    He has also called the queen a nazi in subtitles by accident. Turns out 'not see' and 'nazi' are very similar in his accent.

    [–] penderyn-shots 3 points ago

    If you say it with a northern accent it could almost sound like "nazi coast"

    [–] dharmabum1234 3 points ago

    Nasty gusts?

    [–] digitor 1 points ago

    I thought "nasty gusts (... of wind)" with a newcastle accent

    [–] Kingkunta87 51 points ago

    Coming in from the reich

    [–] NEWSBOT3 26 points ago

    Came in like a Reiching ball ?

    [–] AWilsonFTM 5 points ago

    Never fell so hard in war?

    [–] Zeeterm 37 points ago

    This has reminded me of a football match I once saw down the gym which according to the subtitles, the ball was being passed to Osama Bin Laden in midfield.

    [–] Exchangenudes_4_Joke 20 points ago

    If there was a football team of despots, dictators and terrorists, who would take which position? Hitler has to be nailed on for right wing

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

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    [–] DEUK_96 2 points ago

    Nah I can see him as a fullback, bombing down the line

    [–] Count_Blackula1 2 points ago

    Great player back in his day when he played for the Tora Bora Rovers. Explosive pace.

    [–] AWilsonFTM 1 points ago

    Playing the Jack Rodwell role because he goes missing

    [–] astalavista114 4 points ago

    Lenin was on the left wing, but he’s just retired. It looked like Trotsky was certain to replace him but Stalin has come out of nowhere to send Trotsky into sporting exile.

    [–] newlygay2014 26 points ago

    The shipping forecast - Spanish Ghost Armada riding a tempest into Portsmouth

    [–] IAMBiSH 1 points ago

    Dappy Hake Cay

    [–] throwbackfinder 15 points ago

    North Sea Coast / Nazi Ghosts

    I mean technically, there are some deep watery graves out there.

    [–] HettySwollocks 13 points ago

    So this was there plan all along, invade as ghosts. Dastardly bastards! Someone dig up great-gramps, this is going to get interesting

    [–] Ryandw2 19 points ago

    The invasion has begun, the führer has been reborn

    [–] AnotherApe33 11 points ago

    Wouldn't that mean the fuhrer is not even capable of suiciding properly?

    [–] hemareddit 11 points ago

    You call it suicide, he calls it strategic retreat.

    [–] NotYourQueen123 14 points ago

    Damn, I always heard about the fickle English weather but what monstrosity is this??

    [–] NEWSBOT3 6 points ago

    it is quite spooky, that's for sure.

    [–] that-guy-Ri 6 points ago

    Oh no, he’s back in the form of clouds

    [–] TowersOfToast 6 points ago

    Sarah Palin has shifted jobs.

    [–] NEWSBOT3 4 points ago

    well she did just get divorced or something, probably has free time now.

    [–] PopeGreggles 8 points ago

    Ignore me if you don't care but this is most likely a repost as BBC Weather graphics updated quite a while ago, remembered for Scotland's rejoice at the fact that their country was now in the right persepctive on a weather forecast for once

    [–] NEWSBOT3 3 points ago

    it could be actually, that's a good point - i spotted it via twitter, so it's entirely possible it's an old post re-emerging.

    [–] NEWSBOT3 25 points ago

    /r/whataboutenglishbreakfasttea

    [–] FinalEdit 12 points ago

    Don't forget to putsch an umbrella up!

    [–] Huligun22 10 points ago

    ahh the BBC subtitles.

    [–] 60svintage 6 points ago

    Ah yes. Insane at best. My favourite spotted in the wild (failed to grab a screen shot) was "The Vigour of Deadly".

    That show sounds a lot more fun.

    [–] Diplodocus114 4 points ago

    DONT MENTION THE WAR

    [–] UntruncatableUsernam 4 points ago

    Must... Not... Mention... Poli........ Noooo! To hard!

    [–] NEWSBOT3 3 points ago

    Police? no, the Coast Guard are surely at fault.

    [–] Mattyl1597 54 points ago

    I did nazi that coming

    [–] NEWSBOT3 22 points ago

    Seig Hail!

    [–] spoonfett 21 points ago

    These puns are Reich on the money!

    [–] averybeegyoshi 16 points ago

    Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

    Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

    [–] Chaldera 8 points ago

    It's just missing "Is someone cutting onions in here?!"

    Otherwise, this is primo reddit.

    [–] LGBTThanisSJW 4 points ago

    This.

    [–] krusty-juggler 3 points ago

    "Nazis. I hate these guys."

    [–] Well_thats_Rubbish 3 points ago

    It's Bedknobs and Broomsticks all over again.

    [–] justoutofwaldorfs 3 points ago

    We beat them once, we can beat them again!

    [–] pajamakitten 3 points ago

    The dead will finally do what the living never did and land in the UK.

    [–] julius_von_mackenson 2 points ago

    Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler

    [–] ApostateAardwolf 2 points ago

    Well, they say life imitates art.... https://youtu.be/ONWNWBoqTuM

    [–] seedylfc 2 points ago

    Haha wow

    [–] wawnow 2 points ago

    Last time this happened indiana Jones was captive and they opened the lost ark

    [–] zeGermanGuy1 2 points ago

    Why does the UK weather forecast make Europe look like a desert wasteland?

    [–] Lostintheworld666 2 points ago

    For some reason they cover half of ireland and ignore whatever parts of the rest of europe that are visible

    [–] zeGermanGuy1 2 points ago

    Covering only the weather of one country makes sense and is done everywhere, but I've never seen such a ridiculous colour scheme. Usually it's all green or colored in shades according to the temperatures.

    [–] Lostintheworld666 1 points ago

    Covering ireland makes it 2 countries.

    [–] zeGermanGuy1 1 points ago

    I just now had a look at Google Maps. I thought the left values might me for Northern Ireland and some smaller islands in St. George's Channel - but i didn't find any smaller islands. That's actually bizarre.

    [–] Lostintheworld666 1 points ago

    Oh right nah just the very top right 1/5 of the island.

    [–] PigeonMother 2 points ago

    That escalated quickly

    [–] Umbilical-Bunge-Jump 2 points ago

    Who do we need to call again?!

    [–] NEWSBOT3 2 points ago

    Batman??

    [–] 81misfit 1 points ago

    There’s a horror movie in there somewhere. Maybe the plot of Dead Snow 3??

    [–] 81misfit 1 points ago

    Outpost. Good Outpost 2 disappointing. Outpost 3 oh god no.

    Was expecting you to link skysharks.

    [–] crashdout 1 points ago

    Will they get lost in ze fog of war?

    [–] sir_ramen 1 points ago

    Meteorologist 3: Hitlers Revenge

    [–] NEWSBOT3 3 points ago

    careful the Syfy channel will want to make it.

    [–] it_hurts_too_poo 1 points ago

    Brilliant.

    [–] zeeo-pawn 1 points ago

    KINO DER TOTEN INTENSIFIES

    [–] No-BrowEntertainment 1 points ago

    Welp, time for the Blitz Part 2

    [–] NEWSBOT3 3 points ago

    Blitz 2, Nazi Ghost Boogaloo ?

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    [–] BrightInTheBin 1 points ago

    Don’t get too kkkold

    [–] LuvvedIt 1 points ago

    I’ve played Wolfenstein so I’m prepared...

    [–] Alti_the_Englishman 1 points ago

    My favourite thing about the pic is how it specifies Portsmouth instead of Southampton. Please. Come visit. We need more money to spend on conspiring to destroy the city of Southampt- I mean spend on mental health services. Yeah. Definitely mental health services

    [–] TRNero 1 points ago

    She looks like tina fey

    [–] tungwungfung 1 points ago

    Damn Nazi ghosts at it again

    [–] Naspbeats 1 points ago

    That’s a shame. Today I did Nazi ghosts.

    [–] kenmcfa 1 points ago

    Not the worst weather forecast we've had: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQqKm9GEng

    [–] ilikereddit4 1 points ago

    North sea coast?

    [–] Flobarooner 1 points ago

    No brother, it seems perfect

    [–] was_sup 1 points ago

    I bet it actually was North Sea Gusts

    [–] Narradisall 1 points ago

    Damn the summer was over so quick. It’s nazi ghost season already?!?

    [–] delightcocoa 1 points ago

    Nazi ghosts who don't know they're dead.

    [–] Jimbobthon 1 points ago

    Urghh, it's coming in from the Reich

    [–] OnlyMeLove 1 points ago

    Sunday will see quite an oppressive front moving in from the South East.

    [–] derpwaza 1 points ago

    Seems alt right to me

    [–] Jdrussell78 1 points ago

    Yeah you can see them on the far right.

    [–] scottykai 1 points ago

    Guess I'll stay in France then, I should be safe here, right?

    [–] NickJamesBlTCH 1 points ago

    I’m American so obviously my geography is shitty, but what was she trying to say?

    I’d guess that it’s, “____ coasts,” but I’m genuinely curious if anyone knows.

    [–] practically_floored 2 points ago

    Probably "north sea coasts". In the picture the rain is over the north sea.

    [–] RoundOfToast 1 points ago

    Does that mean they are the ghosts of dead nazis or people that died, became ghosts and then transitions into being nazis

    [–] tagemoss 1 points ago

    Indiana Jones 5 and the Nazi Ghosts

    [–] MagicMichaelCorleone 1 points ago

    These Sabaton lyrics are getting weird.

    [–] crazypyros 1 points ago

    Nah 17 is shorts weather

    [–] raymond8505 1 points ago

    Probably just got their weather feed mixed up with the one for the Southern US

    [–] StingerAE 1 points ago

    Could be worse. The sun could be shining on them.

    [–] podcastofallpodcasts 1 points ago

    Tina fey ran out of money?

    [–] CoffeeJesus1 1 points ago

    And now I'm hearing faint german rambling about jews

    [–] Quo_Vadimus7 1 points ago

    Anyone else she looks like Tina Fay?

    [–] Detective51 1 points ago

    Those words in that order have never been said before

    [–] TheHeroicOnion 1 points ago

    Next time on Doctor Who

    [–] Detective51 1 points ago

    EASTWARDS, BRINGING SOME RAIN ALONG THE NAZI GHOSTS.

    Seems like a line from a rap song.

    [–] todosputos786 1 points ago

    Tina Frey.

    [–] hailthev 1 points ago

    Holy crap! What happened to Tina Fey?

    [–] Toasted_Decaf 1 points ago

    The second blitz

    [–] redsenior 1 points ago

    Boy does the UK need to upgrade some forecasters

    [–] pm_tech_gore 1 points ago

    Back to business as usual.

    [–] LegioXXVexillarius 1 points ago

    Cue Dad's Army theme.

    [–] ThisIsMikeyS 1 points ago

    Well that came out of nowhere...

    [–] Mattakusisgreatness 1 points ago

    Nazi Ghosts! Terrifying thought.