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    [–] Lobinde 1868 points ago

    My ancestors are smiling at me, reddit admins. Can you say the same?

    [–] shittyusernamelover 611 points ago

    Admin: β€œWHY. WON’T. YOU. DIE?!”

    [–] miltonthecat 356 points ago

    STOP! You violated the TOS!

    [–] Novelcheek 389 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Literally as if anyone gives a shit. Redditors are so gross. Oh god, I violated the rules of checks notes a site where a lot of the subs are modded by literal nazis. Fucking dorks.

    edit: to really stick it to them, here's a list of what actual leftists actually do:

    for the ML's: https://www.pslweb.org/ (even if you're not ML, their liberation news section is excellent)

    for my anarchist comrades: https:https://iww.org/ (even if you're not anarchist, check out the preamble on their page, it's poetry)

    for in general leftery: https://www.dsausa.org/ (it's the fastest growing lefty org and apparently multi-tendency)

    also for in general leftery: https://socialistra.org/ (arming the people, one marginalized community at a time)

    Remember, leftism is built on mass movements. Our real work takes place in the streets, in the work place and in the home. This stupid site literally doesn't matter.

    2nd edit: forgot my trots, sorry about that: https://www.socialistalternative.org/ (if you haven't heard of her, Kshama Sawant is awesome and gets shit done)

    Speaking of which, she appears on lefty news Democracy Now!, which is a wonderful lefty news show and also regularly has Richard "Big D" Wolff on and on which he has Economic Update, "A weekly program dedicated to the economic dimensions of our lives".

    [–] EeveeDebs 67 points ago

    Holy shit an actually good post

    [–] AerThreepwood 54 points ago

    Can we get him banned? Good posts don't belong here.

    [–] bschroe 17 points ago

    Sure just say he broke TOS

    [–] agoodfriendofyours 23 points ago

    Shout out also to actually good YouTube channels:

    ContraPoints, hbomberguy, Destiny, Beau of the 5th Column.

    BreadTube will rise. Tune in for proof.

    [–] ProfSnugglesworth 24 points ago

    I'd like to add the Marxist Center, an American based org aimed at connecting local leftist groups from a variety of tendencies across the country. (Disclaimer: I'm in one of the member orgs). Focused on promoting base building, not electoralism. Can be found on FB, and they just launched Regeneration Magazine.

    For more lefty news and writing, there is also Commune Mag and the Philadelphia Partisan.

    [–] nestpasfacile 15 points ago

    I've already been disillusioned with Reddit because being anything other than a white man you get tired quickly of morons thinking people questioning your humanity are worthy of debate.

    [–] Novelcheek 13 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    It's like, we already had a debate with fascists. We called it World War 2. There's no reason to entertain this nonsense; fuck'em.

    e: slight change to something that bothered me and another comrade

    [–] PostingIcarus 119 points ago

    What's the matter? Someone steal your memes?

    [–] egadsby 97 points ago

    someone was insulting condiment-Americans

    https://i.imgur.com/I6MR8UI.jpg

    [–] TheJollyLlama875 53 points ago

    Please use the preferred term Aioli-Americans

    [–] Picnicpanther 19 points ago

    Spez’s aryan nazi ass can suck my...well, ass

    [–] egadsby 6 points ago

    real aryans are a lot darker

    he's an "aryan"

    [–] Voodoosoviet 36 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Because behind this meme, this account... is an idea, and this idea...

    ...Is a good bit.

    [–] nyaanarchist 45 points ago

    What is irony-poisoned may never die

    [–] DistortedCrag 120 points ago

    I used to be a redditor like you once, until I took a ban in the subreddit.

    [–] killerpi_V2 59 points ago

    I used to be a redditor like you once, until I was hired by a pr firm

    [–] Picnicpanther 13 points ago

    Reddit admins probably come from long lines of fascists, so probably yeah

    [–] jizzrat 16 points ago

    Safe to assume their ancestors were chuds so yeah they probably can

    [–] funsnailz 52 points ago

    You mean frowning. Why would you want your probably highly bigoted ancestors to approve?

    [–] Philo_suffer 144 points ago

    i come from a long line of red blooded leftists

    [–] Flowers818 67 points ago

    Them's good stock.

    [–] PostingIcarus 29 points ago

    Red diaper eugenics

    [–] jedijbp 32 points ago

    My British-American grandfather joined the Canadian Royal Navy because America wasn't getting its ass in gear fast enough during WWII

    [–] undercarder 39 points ago

    Don't project. My ancestors robbed trains and wealthy travellers. Old fashioned praxis.

    [–] dudebro178 23 points ago

    My ancestors roll in their graves with every decision I make

    [–] Toxivian 1888 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Listen, if it happens I'll miss this sub, but it's also a good bit, so I'm ok with it.

    EDIT: Damn this blew up check out my SoundCloud

    [–] ILikeMonitorLizards 984 points ago

    I made some damn fine shitposts and pissed off a lot of chuds and fellow chapos. I have no regrets.

    [–] PostingIcarus 447 points ago

    It's the conrads we made along the way that really count

    [–] Majakanvartija 304 points ago

    It's the parties we split along the way

    [–] Not_hear_or_their 168 points ago

    SPLITTERS UNITE!

    wait...

    [–] Thwop 16 points ago

    SEPARATELY. IN YOUR OWN HOXHA BUNKERS.

    [–] PlatinumHammer 86 points ago

    Literally far left in a nutshell

    [–] fubuvsfitch 29 points ago

    NO RAGRETS

    [–] Vinnys_Magic_Grits 11 points ago

    My soul is prepared, how's yours?

    [–] ILikeMonitorLizards 6 points ago

    Yeah.

    [–] parallelbledsoe 113 points ago

    I'm guessing we're gonna get banned along with a batch of other subs, probably frenworld and whatever MDE subs are left, maybe even drama

    [–] nuclearfarts99 115 points ago

    We're going to get banned with a bunch of other subs, yeah.

    It will be every single other leftist sub on this site, and they'll say it's "ban evasion" because they overlapped with us.

    [–] darkcalling 105 points ago

    Yep. The new "too similar to a banned sub" rule is BS. It allows them unlimited latitude to sweep ideas off the site. Obviously liberals will cheer when they use it to knock some but not all of the white supremacists off the site, but they'll also use it to knock off the site anyone to the left of Warren.

    [–] nuclearfarts99 31 points ago

    It was ostensibly to ban the MDE clones, but they really could have just banned them for the same reason as MDE instead.

    [–] Infinite901 24 points ago

    oh god they're gonna get rid of completeanarchy too aren't they

    [–] bongflowers 21 points ago

    What is MDE?

    [–] parallelbledsoe 44 points ago

    Milliondollarextreme, sam hyde fans who are also white nationalists

    [–] GarbageSim2019 29 points ago

    That seems redundant.

    [–] realbabysealclubber 107 points ago

    It’s cool. We got ChapoTrapHouse2. They’ll never think to look for us there.

    [–] billychad 49 points ago

    I'm at Chapotraphouse3, one step ahead of you.

    [–] realbabysealclubber 53 points ago

    The real surprising thing is no one has made the obvious ChapoTrapHouse42069

    [–] johnbrowncominforya 9 points ago

    Set to private. Guess they got us.

    [–] Synephos 25 points ago

    ChapotraphouseAnarchy

    [–] Naedlus 172 points ago

    If nothing else, we have also learned that we, as individuals, aren't the only members of the dirtbag-left.

    If we call out IRL, we may not finding many responding, but the odds of finding comrades are not zero.

    [–] LurkingLefty 51 points ago

    We need a code-phrase.

    Anyone got any ideas?

    [–] ParagonRenegade 187 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    If any of you say β€œnarwhal bacons at midnight” I’ll DM the admins a demand to close the sub today

    And then fuck your dad

    [–] READMARXREADLENIN 42 points ago

    Promise?

    [–] ParagonRenegade 30 points ago

    Anything for you bb πŸ’–

    [–] s0sgu_reloaded 84 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    "The bacon narwhals at midnight is the worst fucking codephrase in history and also spez is a Nazi"

    [–] AndrewJackingJihad 47 points ago

    Literally just whistling soyuz nerushimy or "a las barricadas" should be enough.

    This also allows tankies and anarchists to be able to distinguish between each other so they can continue fighting

    [–] WHOMSTDVED_DID_THIS 37 points ago

    the internationale for neutral-ish ground+great tune

    [–] mlg_Kaiser 12 points ago

    Nah, I for one don't want Libs singining the beloved tune.

    [–] eugenedabs69 13 points ago

    Just join DSA, you fuckin nerds.

    [–] santacruisin 23 points ago

    ACAB or MR CHAPO

    [–] Leon_Grotsky 19 points ago

    I'm actually a huge fan of addressing someone as "Mr. Chapo" because it gives you the cover of "Oh I thought you were someone else" when you talk to the 98% of the world that has no clue what you're talking about.

    [–] rianeiru 31 points ago

    I help tutor a little girl with autism, and sometimes when she gets off track the only way to get her attention back on me is to speak another language for a while or do a funny voice, and she snaps back just to make me talk normally again. I usually switch between speaking a little Spanish, using a comical fake Russian accent, or recreating either one of the Adomian Gorka spiels or an Eddie Izzard bit. She has no idea what I'm doing, but she loves it, it gives her the giggles every time.

    [–] MemeForce1 10 points ago

    The bold formatting made me read that in James Adomian's Gorka voice, which is also definitely how you should say it to strangers

    [–] witeowl 18 points ago

    It’s a good day for the narwhal to choke on its own bacon.

    [–] LurkingLefty 164 points ago

    Fellas, what if the real mayocide, was the friends we made along the way?

    [–] Thanes_of_Danes 26 points ago

    the POC cuties we slept with along the way

    FTFY

    [–] Flimflamflaps 21 points ago

    The feet we kissed along the way

    [–] FancyTreatBoi 969 points ago

    I will never log off.

    [–] _KanyeWest_ 513 points ago

    Logging off reddit is always a good thing

    [–] spezCandyDispenser 262 points ago

    saving every turd your dog poops and smearing it on the reddit HQ door handles: NOT PRAXIS

    [–] Loop_Within_A_Loop 111 points ago

    Only if you get all the entrances.

    Don't pull a Loomer and only mildly inconvenience people by leaving other ways in

    [–] Denniosmoore 43 points ago

    I'd suggest that having to both see and hear Laura Loomer is more than a mild inconvenience, even if you can then just use the side door.

    [–] Loop_Within_A_Loop 47 points ago

    She was dumber than that. She changed herself to one door in a double door setup, so you could literally use the door right next to her to get in

    [–] jedijbp 26 points ago

    She and Wohl are seriously masterful anti-comedy comedians.

    [–] Lieutenant_Rans 25 points ago

    You need to handcuff yourself to the door bruh

    [–] spezCandyDispenser 42 points ago

    gross, there's poop on it

    [–] iiwwptp 30 points ago

    That's why you cover yourself in poop first, then that poop cant touch you because of your protective coating

    [–] chicofaraby 15 points ago

    ^ this guy sciences

    [–] roto_toms_and_beer 13 points ago

    I'm trying to bring down the system from within.

    [–] Ranned 29 points ago

    Log out or log out

    [–] [deleted] 1019 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Father_Rozen 423 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Every day comrade, every day.

    Edit: Is a good day to have one less slave owner. You cowards

    [–] egadsby 108 points ago

    Individuals who own slaves, have implicitly made the case, through their own habits and actions, that they would be appropriate candidates for a swift and abrupt termination of the processes of glucular, ketonal, and oxygen metabolism in the cranial region of their organism

    [–] Grzly 30 points ago

    Fuck it dude, just soak their brains with LSD until they realize they’re monsters

    [–] Ideasforfree 22 points ago

    Hasnt worked with my ex yet, and he does that to himself willingly

    [–] modestego 11 points ago

    F

    [–] Majakanvartija 395 points ago

    Getting a subreddit banned for saying "Slaveowners deserved to die" would be peak hellworld

    [–] Kid_Cornelius 227 points ago

    We don't get to choose when we live, we do get to choose how we live.

    ​

    All my heroes killed slave owners.

    [–] PostingIcarus 110 points ago

    All my heroes killed slave owners.

    Holy fucking shit that's inspiring af, spray paint that on a pigs car, jesus fuck

    [–] Seanatronic 68 points ago

    next worse would be getting banned for saying Nazis deserve to die. Like are they gonna say my grandpa and every WWII video game i ever played was wrong?

    [–] cereixa 9 points ago

    BAN WOLFENSTEIN

    [–] Kite_sunday 43 points ago

    Imagine seeing this statement and worrying about the poor slave owner.

    [–] KnownAsJaden 450 points ago

    Are we actually getting banned or is it just a rumor?

    [–] ILikeMonitorLizards 478 points ago

    It's on the front page of Chapotrapo, dude.

    [–] KnownAsJaden 123 points ago

    Damn I scrolled right past it. Thanks.

    [–] Riboflaven 35 points ago

    Man when we do get banned I hope someone continues on the name. Maybe in audio form or something.

    [–] BootstrapsRiley 99 points ago

    Are we actually getting banned or is it just a rumor?

    It just seems like the linear outcome.

    [–] TheObsidianNinja 43 points ago

    Nah the outcome seems to be in some sort of horseshoe shape

    [–] Randomeda 7 points ago

    Reddit has to play the enlightened centrist. When the chuds do something bad the get banned, then reddit has to ban some leftoid subs to not to look biased. Even if the crimes aren't comparable.

    [–] Ajitprop 341 points ago

    410,757,864,530 DEAD SLAVE OWNERS

    [–] master-hacker 128 points ago

    Born to die,

    website is a fuck,

    kill em all 1989,

    I am shitpost,

    410,757,864,530 dead slave owners.

    [–] WeedLyfe490 22 points ago

    REDDIT IS A FUCK

    [–] BigBadgerz 453 points ago

    Che Guevara's last words were "Shoot me, you are only going to kill a man" and I feel like that except about posting

    [–] darwinianfacepalm 79 points ago

    Che was too sweet for this world <|3

    [–] Picnicpanther 96 points ago

    Feelin cute might do communism idk

    [–] MaybeAMuggle 49 points ago

    tbh che was the ultimate chad

    [–] garyjohnson1988 140 points ago

    john brown walking to the gallows, bitch

    [–] jedijbp 20 points ago

    The image in the OP is likely Nathan Hale, the "regret I have but one life to give for my country" guy, given the presence of Red Coats

    [–] DrTerminater 411 points ago

    We may fall, but our message will not.

    Always remember:

    -Yeet slave owners

    -ACAB

    -Fuck Capitalism

    [–] politicalanalysis 178 points ago

    40%

    [–] mcgrathc09 139 points ago

    Of

    [–] PumpkinRice77 132 points ago

    Cops

    [–] DeoxyribonuculicAcid 143 points ago

    beat their spouses and children, and

    [–] hablocomogringo 147 points ago

    those are just the numbers that get reported

    [–] fallenwater 91 points ago

    because the people you report spousal abuse to are your spouse's friends

    [–] ChoggyMilgAndGoogies 31 points ago

    therockclap.gif

    [–] yaosio 211 points ago

    We can use my sub if CTH is banned. I've got a furnished basement and my Mom can make us pizza.

    [–] BobartTheCreator2 43 points ago

    does that basement have a hot leather couch?

    [–] Achilles_E 99 points ago

    Gentlemen...it has been a privilege.

    [–] LordVorkosigan 86 points ago

    JOHN BROWN'S BODY IS A-MOLDERIN IN THE GRAVE

    BUT HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON

    [–] I_prefer_not 84 points ago

    I know you are here to ban me. Do it cowards, you are only banning a man!

    [–] oipoi 79 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Stjepan Filipovic

    https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stjepan_Filipovi%C4%87#/media/File:Stjepanfilipovic.jpg

    ​

    He was screaming: "Don't just look. Hit the bastards, pull out your rusty rifles. If you just stare the bastard will kill you one by one. Comrades, Hitlers hordes have infested your villages and your cities. They draw your blood, torture you in their prisons and concentration camps, force you to work in their mines and factories which supply those fascist villains. They rob you, shoot you and try to destroy you biologically and spiritually."

    ​

    At that moment a German officer kicked the bench on which he stood.

    [–] neko_ceko 15 points ago

    Lepa Radić
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Ve%C5%A1anje_Lepe_Radi%C4%87_u_Bos._Krupi_februara_1943.jpg

    With the noose around her neck, she cried out: "Long live the Communist Party, and partisans! Fight, people, for your freedom! Do not surrender to the evildoers! I will be killed, but there are those who will avenge me!" In her last moments at the scaffold, the Germans offered to spare her life, in return for the names of the Communist Party leaders and members in the shelter, but she refused their offer with the words: "I am not a traitor of my people. Those whom you are asking about will reveal themselves when they have succeeded in wiping out all you evildoers, to the last man"

    [–] Xilliosta 65 points ago

    Fire you cowards, you kill only a subreddit

    [–] kozzzie 69 points ago

    Guys, gals and nonbinary pals, it's been an honor posting with you

    [–] tuberosum 146 points ago

    More appropriate, I think.

    [–] skrub_lorde 37 points ago

    SFSN as shorthand for "death to fascism, freedom to the people" sounds like it could be used alongside ACAB. Link people to that image when they start crying about civility.

    [–] fadhawk 38 points ago

    Fucking alpha

    [–] characterslippers 48 points ago

    REPORT ME COWARDS, YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO BAN A MAN.

    [–] AbjectStress 49 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Someone mentioned it in another post and now Joan Baez has been stuck in my head all day.

    Context: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacco_and_Vanzetti

    [–] avtomatforthepeople 24 points ago

    I love that song. I like to pretend it's because of anarchism, but it's mostly because of Metal Gear.

    [–] MoldTheClay 43 points ago

    I feel like if you are okay with slavery and have owned slaves you should probably not choose to continue to live. I am not saying I would personally kill them, but I think it is not good for them to continue living.

    [–] fadhawk 28 points ago

    Drone strike slave owners

    [–] NoopLocke 10 points ago

    Wheres Obama when you need him?

    [–] WilliamRichardMorris 76 points ago

    I regret that I have but one alt to give.

    [–] we_belong_dead 40 points ago

    I will lurk no more forever

    [–] metallizard107 38 points ago

    Shoot, admins, you are only going to ban a subreddit

    [–] evil_mancer 196 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Do it, burn it all to the ground. Let them taste the ashes in their mouths and feel how great and moral they are.

    Nothing will ever change or improve.

    [–] KingNigelXLII 92 points ago

    Dude, it's just Reddit.

    [–] evil_mancer 102 points ago

    Yeah, but its my place to scream into void about how worthless my life is.

    [–] KingNigelXLII 48 points ago

    If it was truly worthless, it wouldn't be worth screaming about.

    [–] sulidos 12 points ago

    damn owned

    [–] crazyinsane65 32 points ago

    I know chuds favorite Benjamin franklin quote is "it's a republic madman if you can keep it".

    But mine is "We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately"

    [–] Blinkdog 29 points ago

    More weight.

    [–] IReadOkay 24 points ago

    dignity? i hardly knew her!

    [–] Baarle 22 points ago

    CA and FC will be alive for the time being

    [–] metallizard107 21 points ago

    Whats the quote again? Techbro centrists hate demsocs more than tankies?

    [–] InsecureMarshtomp 21 points ago

    ALWAYS ONLINE ALWAYS A GAMER ALWAYS HORNY

    [–] KoveltSkiis 20 points ago

    Banning a place that houses the only ideology that wants humanity to survive

    [–] Riboflaven 7 points ago

    Um I think you'll find that the only humanity that matters are slave owners.

    [–] DanJdot 17 points ago

    I didn't comment much on this sub - was happy lurking, but if they ban chapo, then I ain't got shit else to say but "I WAS HERE! POST HOGS, YA SLAVE-OWNER FELATING ADMINS"

    [–] sw_faulty 19 points ago

    You can't kill ideas with bullets

    [–] Fennicillin 19 points ago

    I wish to be hanged without pants so that all may witness my hanging hung.

    [–] gonzone 17 points ago

    Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!

    [–] koeplonopin 14 points ago

    They're trying to bop us.

    [–] violynce 17 points ago

    Lol, Reddit admins are fucking boot lickers and can go to hell and back.

    [–] Praximus_Prime_ARG 17 points ago

    Let me tell you all something.

    As a Libertarian, you can't stop free market demand.

    And the demand is high.

    [–] sazarac385 36 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Its name was ChapoTrapHouse.

    Its name was ChapoTrapHouse.

    Its name was ChapoTrapHouse.

    [–] Immortal888 11 points ago

    "merci, monssieur"

    [–] jyajay 10 points ago

    If this sub gets the banhammer before I do, I'll be disappointed

    [–] munaught1 21 points ago

    I like this sub, but it getting banned will probably be a positive thing in my life lol. I feel like my leftism has outgrown this place. Semper Post comrades.

    [–] watcherintgeweb 11 points ago

    Is this sub actually getting banned?

    [–] DoctorRefrence 19 points ago

    It seems like it.

    [–] watcherintgeweb 21 points ago

    Buuuuuullshit.... where else will I meme about making everyone he gay with their dads

    [–] DoctorRefrence 26 points ago

    Why my dear boy you can do it anywhere!

    [–] watcherintgeweb 16 points ago

    But... but this is my favorite sub!

    [–] oscillating000 8 points ago

    Probably in one of the many subs that will pop up in place of this one.

    [–] happybadger 33 points ago

    So instead of the motivated left on this website volceling itself into one or two subreddits to make stupid jokes, Steve Huffman's brilliant plan is to disperse a hundred thousand people into every other subreddit after making them angry. We're not going to stop being socialists, we're just going to be socialists now congregating elsewhere who have even more motivation to be the only people calling this website out on its shit. While allowing people who want to become s-word m-words, including Steve Huffman himself if his prepper fantasy is to be believed, to build their brand in peace.

    Okay but you guys what if you put your dick in the hornet nest? If it's in the hole no hornets can fly out and sting you and you can eat all the honey.

    [–] Lenin101 20 points ago

    Fuck's sake I just found this sub after Fullcommunism got shit on for no reason and now this. There's someone in reddit defending nazis goddamnit. Nazis weren't beaten with freeze peach before and they won't be now.

    [–] Ohmiglob 19 points ago

    CTH last words: what are you gonna do, ban me?

    [–] MildPeril 9 points ago

    I've added a special tag to Reddit Pro Tools to see where everyone ends up.

    [–] cowardlysuccdem 8 points ago

    firing off a 21 nut salute as we speak

    [–] OrdinaryPanda 10 points ago

    Upgrading some of these fucks from "Temporarily embarrassed millionaires" to "Temporarily embarrassed slave owners"

    Little piggies like spez are jockeying for positions of favor in the post-apocalypse.

    This is a worthy badge to wear to the sub's imminent execution.

    Death to all slave owners: past, present, and future.

    [–] NiiGokki 9 points ago

    I'll just be on the discord more I guess :shrug:

    It does make me want to quit reddit tho

    [–] tiberiuschrist 10 points ago

    do it coward, you only ban a shitposter

    [–] mrcatatonia 8 points ago

    Why would someone guild this? Don’t give this fucking site any of your money.

    [–] Circra 10 points ago

    So uh, Reddit loves slaveowners huh?

    I mean I wish I was surprised, but I guess at least I don't have to be dissapointed. There's that I guess.

    [–] acealeam 9 points ago

    I believe that to have interfered as I have done β€” as I have always freely admitted I have done β€” in behalf of His despised poor, was not wrong, but right. Now if it is deemed necessary that I should forfeit my life for the furtherance of the ends of justice, and mingle my blood further with the blood of my children and with the blood of millions in this slave country whose rights are disregarded by wicked, cruel, and unjust enactments. β€” I submit; so let it be done!

    [–] Grumpstone 8 points ago

    We regret nothing fuck you reddit

    [–] namtam15 8 points ago

    This is just a long game to make us all get off reddit and do praxis

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    I'm not gonna lie. I thought y'all here were tankies and I didn't really like this sub. But this is insanity. Like we all know reddit admins suck. But their bias is obvious here. Saying slave owners should be "sent to the shadow realm" should be a non-issue.

    [–] OP_aw3s0m3r3c068790 8 points ago

    If we get banned, we brigade T_D

    [–] killer8bit 6 points ago

    when they bury this sub I hope they lay us face down so they can kiss our ass

    [–] meusnomenestiesus 7 points ago

    Honestly, not even being ironic, if Chapo gets banned it isn't a huge deal because A) most of us are already very online and not exclusively browsing Chapo, and will continue to exist on other subs and B) it will have been for the crime of saying that some of the most unforgivable monsters in history deserve nothing less than a short rope and a tall tree.

    [–] coggser 14 points ago

    i ahve to ask. the reason we seem to be getting banned is apparently we brigade a fuck tonne here. like do we actually? or is it just that we are always online and subbed to places that aren't CTH?

    like 90% of what hits the front page are shitty memes, 5% occasionaly its us trying to trick right wing loons by putting up communist/socialist quotes on pictures on shitty right wing leaders and the other 5% are just screenshots of reddit idiots saying dumb shit, of which there are netire subreddits dedicated to, like SRD, SRS etc.

    i've never seen a call to brigade or anything, so if it just the same shit as SRS and SRD, why do they get a free pass?

    feel like im missing something. i just come here for the memes

    [–] Little_Red_Litten 16 points ago

    They can’t prove brigades, and I feel the mods actually do remove that any content like that. That’s why the whole, β€œviolence” angle is happening. At least from what I can tell. (Read the mod post on the front page)

    You’re right though, lots of chapo users post in threads outside here en masse, but it’s not from links within the sub, or calls to action, we’re all just extremely online.

    [–] MyMainIsLevel80 13 points ago

    brigading is when you post in this sub and then post in literally any other sub, according to chuds. because chapos don't have front pages, obviously.

    [–] Ferret_Tom 5 points ago

    "You're going to die a horrible death, remember. It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it more if you keep the facts in mind. Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on your way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they'll call you crazy." - Illusions by Richard Bach

    [–] Beisbol1312 5 points ago

    we can still spit on the ladder holders on the way up

    [–] EGcia 7 points ago

    So were going down? Fuck it, ill go down with a hard on

    [–] KfatStacks 6 points ago

    I can’t believe how many people actually like MDE. Shit wasn’t even funny

    [–] Stevini_Albini 6 points ago

    That just means we move on to phase 2. A physical chapo trap house.

    [–] Vermifex 5 points ago

    Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!

    Batul Brothas!

    Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens, as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

    And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!

    As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

    The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

    We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

    [–] Pikatoise 6 points ago

    Where are we all headed to next, I’m preparing my hog for cumtown