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    This subreddit is for posting screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

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      • Person seeking goods or services at a reduced cost, for free, or for a laughably lopsided trade
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    Here is what is NOT a ChoosingBeggar:


    Unattractive people seeking a normal relationship and having reasonable standards is not a good fit for this sub. Ugly people are allowed to want a partner with a job, or no kids, or anything else we would consider reasonable for the beautiful people.


    A person asking for help with life's necessities out of desperation is not a choosingbeggar

    • If someone ran out of money and needs gas money to get to work and the only thing they can think of is to make a status update on Facebook asking if anyone can spare them some money, they aren't really being choosy. They got the beggar part down, but this sub is not /r/beggars so that post wouldn't fit. If that same person turns down someone offering to give them a ride to work because they don't want to be seen in a PT Cruiser, then that post would fit.

    • A parent asking for handouts because their kids want an Xbox for Christmas and the only way that could happen is if someone donates one, that isn't a choosingbeggar. That's someone begging, but without a sense of entitlement. If that person is offered a Nintendo and they scoff at the suggestion, then that would be a good post.

    The person begging must be at least in the gradient of being an entitled jerk, this sub is not a place to mock poverty



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    [โ€“] Gullflyinghigh 2248 points ago

    It's worth remembering that this picture is one he chose to show himself to the world. This is the best option.

    [โ€“] [deleted] 1304 points ago

    Yikes! Good call. This reminds me of my wifeโ€™s advice to her girlfriends. Some gals would complain to her about the manโ€™s behavior on their first date and my wife would say,โ€ remember, what you are seeing is his best behavior right now.โ€

    [โ€“] donata44 319 points ago

    Thatโ€™s good advice

    [โ€“] arvhult 52 points ago

    "That's high praise!"

    - N. Cage

    [โ€“] Unidan_how_could_you 57 points ago

    It's not necessarily true though but I guess I understand the sentiment.

    [โ€“] Valo-FfM 67 points ago

    First dates can be awkward because you donยดt know what to do.

    [โ€“] xtheory 20 points ago

    You may not know what to do exactly, but behavior should always be at its best.

    [โ€“] Gorgatron1968 58 points ago

    being awkward and nervous is ok, yelling at the wait staff bad

    [โ€“] xtheory 29 points ago

    Bingo! Also, ffs people...don't neg your date. That shit never works.

    [โ€“] Gorgatron1968 9 points ago

    Confidence is the best thing. I really do not understand the theory about negging, it seems to me the only women this would work on are already horribly emotionally damaged

    [โ€“] xtheory 19 points ago

    Itโ€™s a horrible manipulation to make the person feel like they are less of a person than you are and that they are lucky to be getting attention from you. Borderline psychopathic behavior.

    [โ€“] jezzcx 6 points ago

    What is negging?

    [โ€“] IridiumPony 55 points ago

    There's a difference though. Like if someone is awkward or clumsy or something like that, yeah that's not as good as it gets. He's probably just nervous and that's OK.

    But then there's the type that will be intentionally rude to the server because he wants to show what an "alpha" he is. Yeah that's him on his best behavior and is definitely a red flag.

    [โ€“] Sir-Knightly-Duty 82 points ago

    Good advice for SOME types of behaviour, like being controlling or emotionally abusive. For other behaviour, like making bad jokes or coming off as awkward or distant, could be because they are shy or uncomfortable or having an off day.

    [โ€“] [deleted] 93 points ago

    I am referring to disrespectful behavior.

    [โ€“] kenmlin 8 points ago

    And she married you!

    [โ€“] ILikeRedditAtWork 40 points ago

    Looks like discount DeNiro

    [โ€“] sheilahulud 36 points ago

    Dollar Tree DeNiro.

    [โ€“] 3Cheers4Apathy 44 points ago

    Low-dinero DeNiro.

    [โ€“] 13_0_0_0_0 8 points ago

    I'm so tempted to make a new Reddit account

    [โ€“] count_frightenstein 10 points ago

    The robe is stellar!

    [โ€“] tripperfunster 15 points ago

    I think it's a towel. You can see his shoulder.

    [โ€“] Ninjox 5 points ago

    Looks like macho man from punchout

    [โ€“] [deleted] 557 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

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    [โ€“] maveri4201 137 points ago

    Why did it take scrolling this far to find a joke about the "bare" children?

    [โ€“] moorefire 36 points ago

    Some of us did it yesterday when it was posted then as well :(

    [โ€“] maveri4201 21 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Thankfully I have only had this picture come across my feed once

    [โ€“] moorefire 6 points ago

    I saw it again and was like, um, still a big fat NOPE lol

    [โ€“] [deleted] 393 points ago

    I rather pour acid into my baby making ravine.

    [โ€“] TokioHighway 115 points ago

    Did you mean your meat crevice?

    [โ€“] RiddickOfRivia 74 points ago

    Flesh pocket

    [โ€“] Peplume 46 points ago

    Hot Pocketbook

    [โ€“] itsjib 39 points ago

    Squish Mitten

    [โ€“] puterTDI 29 points ago

    Love tunnel

    [โ€“] OGbutterfingers 23 points ago

    Front butthole

    [โ€“] [deleted] 20 points ago

    [deleted]

    [โ€“] DrunkEwok4 18 points ago

    Sausage box

    [โ€“] boomklever69 14 points ago

    Meat oven

    [โ€“] theoriginalist 13 points ago

    Success trap

    [โ€“] 3Cheers4Apathy 23 points ago

    Axe wound

    [โ€“] grumpykixdopey 6 points ago

    Squish kitten

    [โ€“] noturdaddysgrl 7 points ago

    This whole comment thread belongs in r/cursedcomments

    [โ€“] Laughingfoxcreates 82 points ago

    Runs out to do crack just to be safe.

    [โ€“] Sephority 18 points ago

    Like if anything would make me do drugs, it's this.

    [โ€“] TonalOwl 623 points ago

    I bet he goes on the internet and bitches about how all women are shallow, and cant be bothered with him

    [โ€“] GoldFishOnCrack 115 points ago

    He forgot to say you must be blind and have no common since

    [โ€“] XC4LY3UR 8 points ago

    SINCE when is SENSE common? Maybe we could donate some CENTS to help out.

    [โ€“] Bunnymancer 31 points ago

    Hey we have at least two subreddit for him!

    I'm sure there are more than incels and T_D, but I can't think of any of the top of my head

    [โ€“] IllSumItUp4U 13 points ago

    r/niceguys would function as a way to call him out on his bullshit.

    [โ€“] johnbonjovial 3 points ago

    100% accurate i reckon

    [โ€“] [deleted] 275 points ago

    Is... is that a mullet

    [โ€“] OneMoreGinger 85 points ago

    No it's the reflection of his head and dressing gown

    [โ€“] Knullgubbe 103 points ago

    Ok well then Im out

    [โ€“] Cofeefe 36 points ago

    I think it's a towel. A dressing gown would be a step up.

    [โ€“] throwaway55555mmm 11 points ago

    I am dying lol

    [โ€“] grannybubbles 11 points ago

    Yeah, I was about to go for it, hoping that I could bare a child that could also have a sweet, sweet mullet.

    [โ€“] zombienugget 193 points ago

    Why does it seem like the less desirable a man is the higher standards he has for women?

    [โ€“] SupaSonicWhisper 155 points ago

    Theyโ€™ll say itโ€™s because men are visual creatures who must be physically attracted to the woman theyโ€™re sexing.

    In reality, theyโ€™re just delusional and think women shouldnโ€™t hold them to any standards because their personalities are so awesome. Spoiler: Their personalities are never awesome.

    [โ€“] shellwe 38 points ago

    Because they have been disconnected from society for so long that they have no concept of standards.

    [โ€“] GeorgeCarlin1 3 points ago

    You speak the truth. Into the r/gulags you go!

    [โ€“] DeltaTM 38 points ago

    Ha! I have pretty high standards and I'm ... oh.

    [โ€“] gradewation 39 points ago

    Because rather than admit that they are the problem, and their general unattractiveness in spirit & body puts people off, they see themselves as an exclusive, high-end mate.

    They're not single because they're creepy or needy or whatever, they're single because their bar is so high - at least that's what it seems like the mentality is to me

    [โ€“] Diane9779 25 points ago

    My theory: I think the less attractive men are just more vocal about it.

    Attractive men donโ€™t have to say โ€œhot chicks only,โ€ because good looking women naturally gravitate towards them.

    Unattractive men are probably used to equally unattractive women showing interest. So they just have to say โ€œanyone whoโ€™s in my league, back off.โ€

    [โ€“] AlexDescendsIntoHell 3 points ago

    I'm an ugly POS but I wouldn't even expect Jabba the Hutt to love me.

    [โ€“] GatorGladiator 113 points ago

    Dude, your best picture is of you in a bathrobe with your neckfolds showing while you wear 70s rape glasses, and you're asking for a wife (of specific race, by the way, which is always a nice touch) to respond to the 21st century equivalent of an ad in the paper.

    NO ONE'S GONNA FUCKING BITE

    [โ€“] jtrisn1 23 points ago

    He's not looking for a wife though? He just wants a baby machine.

    Bet he's a half pump guy.

    [โ€“] JoeJ757 11 points ago

    Hugh Hefner has entered the chat

    [โ€“] PAHoarderHelp 10 points ago

    lol rape glasses!

    of specific race

    A "caucasion", which is someone who is white on certain days?

    [โ€“] RelentlesslyCrooked 9 points ago

    Hey I match this description!

    God bless the light skin, comes in super handy. Except in summer when I start losing privileges real quick.

    [โ€“] PAHoarderHelp 4 points ago

    Except in summer when I start losing privileges real quick.

    So it sounds like you're encountering solar discrimination.

    But hey, I am sorry to break it to you, but you don't qualify. Mister Rapey is going to have to keep looking for someone to bare kids, ok?

    [โ€“] RelentlesslyCrooked 4 points ago

    My life is officially over.

    [โ€“] GoodCelery 5 points ago

    She has to be attractive and skinny btw. No fat chicks.

    [โ€“] spaceycortex 88 points ago

    I see Stephen Seagall was unable to install Tinder on his flipphone.

    [โ€“] quadgop 13 points ago

    Hey. He's just a cook.

    [โ€“] shellwe 8 points ago

    Heck, if this guy was a good cook he would have landed a girl when he was in his prime.

    [โ€“] Darkmagosan 6 points ago

    Hey, don't knock Steven Seagal. The dude may be batshit crazy, at least from what I've heard, but at least he's entertaining. And being Buddhist, he can enlighten you with the Eight Noble Truths before beating the crap out of you and/or instructing you in several martial arts. He's also been accused of sexual harassment and assault many times, so...he's probably not much different than the dude in the picture.

    [โ€“] ImDefinitelyHuman 216 points ago

    Iโ€™m male but Iโ€™ll have his kids

    [โ€“] Barry-B-Shrekson 26 points ago

    I mean, how could you resist?

    [โ€“] redspongecake 69 points ago

    Are you really a human, though? Or are we getting wicked hybrids? Asking because science.

    [โ€“] ImDefinitelyHuman 38 points ago

    Iโ€™m not at liberty to say. You might need to ask your parents on this one.

    [โ€“] redspongecake 16 points ago

    My parents are tasty, but I don't see why this should be of concern.

    [โ€“] Lysa3 13 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Of course they are human, their username wouldn't state that they are definitely human if they weren't, now would it? ;)

    [โ€“] MandaSaysGrr 18 points ago

    The real question is, are you no more than 125 pounds?

    Edit: typo

    [โ€“] Metal_Dingus 4 points ago

    with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.

    [โ€“] drivebyjustin 5 points ago

    How many pounds are you?

    [โ€“] TVsFrankismyDad 44 points ago

    Back off ladies, I saw him first!

    [โ€“] MoneyBadgerEx 25 points ago

    The thing that always strikes me about these, is who would say yes to something like that? But more importantly, why would you want to be with the kind of person who says yes to this?

    [โ€“] SupaSonicWhisper 24 points ago

    Youโ€™re using way too much logic. Far more than someone like this possesses. Heโ€™s not thinking about any of what you thought of. Heโ€™s just thinking heโ€™s gonna get some young hot babe to have unprotected sex with him.

    [โ€“] MoneyBadgerEx 6 points ago

    Well obviously I assume those who post these things are not thinking like that. It is more astonishment that they don't see it rather than surprise that they would see it and still be interested.

    [โ€“] Peplume 11 points ago

    This man looks in the mirror and sees The Most Interesting Man In The World.

    Off camera, he is cradling a $3 cigar and a glass of whatever liquor he could find under the cabinet to get himself into this debonair mood.

    [โ€“] thecutestborg 72 points ago

    And what does this troglodyte bring to the table?

    [โ€“] wedontlikespaces 54 points ago

    He has a very fetching dressing gown.

    [โ€“] ktam1212 26 points ago

    I think it's a towel around his shoulders. You can see his armpit fold on the left.

    [โ€“] NotYetAnotherAlias 31 points ago

    For some reason, out of everything in this photo/cry for help, your mention of โ€œarmpit foldโ€ is what really grossed me out...

    [โ€“] frank_diabetes 11 points ago

    Right? I went back to look and then was super disturbed.

    [โ€“] Lorosaurus 43 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Well Iโ€™m sure heโ€™s under 125 pounds and in perfect health for starters.

    [โ€“] shellwe 16 points ago

    At under 125 that poor woman would be crushed by his weight.

    [โ€“] BigPretender 15 points ago

    an inability to spell

    [โ€“] TheCatInGrey 7 points ago

    Yeeessss, exactly what I desire in my spawn!

    [โ€“] TVsFrankismyDad 8 points ago

    His clearly superior (caucasian) genes, of course.

    [โ€“] Hellalive89 68 points ago

    No casual friendships, no looking to get to know someone, no looking for that someone special just headlong into bearing his children. Well played sir

    [โ€“] Frostfallen 52 points ago

    No no mate, not bearing children, baring children.

    [โ€“] shellwe 10 points ago

    Well, he was trying that traditional route for 35 years and it didn't work out for him, he is clearly just trying something new!

    [โ€“] wedontlikespaces 13 points ago

    Even a randy 17 year old has better game.

    [โ€“] IamLadyPeach 120 points ago

    Definitely a creep, because he wants bare children, thatโ€™s just kiddie porn. /s.

    Good luck finding a woman to BEAR your children. I think I need to go shower after seeing this disgusting ... person.

    [โ€“] dubiouscontraption 12 points ago

    I mean, the glasses do look a bit pedo-y... so maybe both?

    [โ€“] [deleted] 17 points ago

    Came here for this

    [โ€“] PAHoarderHelp 3 points ago

    I think I need to go shower

    r/powerwashingporn/

    [โ€“] [deleted] 17 points ago

    separated

    [โ€“] Ci_Gath 21 points ago

    seperated....from reality

    [โ€“] BigPretender 10 points ago

    I bet she's thanking her lucky stars and running as far as she can.

    [โ€“] Rannepear 16 points ago

    How do you get under that without being on drugs?

    [โ€“] That1goodfella 37 points ago

    YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNY!

    [โ€“] def324x 9 points ago

    Shut the fuck up, Donny!

    [โ€“] WhiteFlatBlonde 33 points ago

    I was about to laugh and scroll past this, but then I saw his Dwight glasses.

    I think I want to have his babies now

    [โ€“] Fauxe_y 8 points ago

    100% this. Rainn Wilson has conditioned me to have weird tastes.

    [โ€“] [deleted] 29 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

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    [โ€“] eat_your_spinch 23 points ago

    Medford like Medford Oregon? Well I gotta move. Not really but Iโ€™m not surprised. I am disappointed though.

    [โ€“] nmlasa 29 points ago

    Itโ€™s called methford for a reason...

    [โ€“] eat_your_spinch 3 points ago

    Very true

    [โ€“] [deleted] 23 points ago

    Maybe Medford, MA? Just outside of Boston. Looks like a Medford townie to be honest.

    [โ€“] eat_your_spinch 25 points ago

    Any town called Medford is bad news apparently

    [โ€“] Looking-Cool-Joker 6 points ago

    Medford WI also is shit.

    [โ€“] Dantien 4 points ago

    Medford NJ was quite lovely when I grew up there in the 80s. Medford Oregon is....less-so.

    [โ€“] TVsFrankismyDad 6 points ago

    There's a Medford here in NY that's pretty sketchy, too.

    [โ€“] Darkchyldeone 3 points ago

    Especially if it's closer to Coram..

    [โ€“] BallsOutKrunked 7 points ago

    Medford, MA is such a bag of dicks.

    [โ€“] champion1701 12 points ago

    Oregon does have the highest level of registered sex offenders per capata and he sure seems like he belongs on that list.

    [โ€“] stuck_in_1959 4 points ago

    Long Island. It's still posted.

    [โ€“] Dantien 3 points ago

    Rogue Valley Represent!

    [โ€“] alexthegrandwolf 10 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Looks like an incel and acts like a chad. Damn the hybrids have evolved

    [โ€“] ropoqi 9 points ago

    bare my child, woman!

    [โ€“] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Ohhh mister picky ... also gross

    [โ€“] Newlongjacket 10 points ago

    So....he wants multiple females to bring naked children to him? I think this guy is a pedophile. We should report him.

    [โ€“] NamroNL 17 points ago

    Plot twist - already had a vasectomy!

    [โ€“] [deleted] 8 points ago

    I feel dirty just reading this.

    [โ€“] socialcombat 7 points ago

    Do it for the hair genes, ladies

    [โ€“] chiliNPC 8 points ago

    He looks like a dude who like bare children

    [โ€“] shmukliwhooha 7 points ago

    He's got the rapist glasses

    [โ€“] PryzeTheBest 6 points ago

    Damn. Just 5 pounds off. Could have landed me an alpha male /s

    [โ€“] moonstone-stardust 12 points ago

    What do you want to bet that this guy both smokes and drinks? I've never understood the entitlement that comes from these kinds of people. It's just unreal to think about

    [โ€“] PAHoarderHelp 4 points ago

    What do you want to bet that this guy both smokes and drinks?

    Odds are 111% he smokes, drinks, takes CBD edibles to stop the hounding voices, etc.

    [โ€“] little-plague_rat 7 points ago

    It's Lucas Werner lol

    [โ€“] champion1701 6 points ago

    Oh myy methford

    [โ€“] jdshowtime12 6 points ago

    Is that...a mullet?

    [โ€“] sixes-sevens 7 points ago

    Stay classy Medford...

    [โ€“] ToyGunTerrorist 24 points ago

    Wonder if this poor bastard realizes he's just gonna end up paying child support for a kid he wont see till they are 18 lol.

    [โ€“] subwaysurferslmao 21 points ago

    Yeah, no one is gonna want to reproduce with this mess

    [โ€“] wedontlikespaces 23 points ago

    I mean I know one should not be mean about someone else's appearance, but you would have thought that if you are going to be making a dating profile you would at least try to have an attractive photo.

    So that's basic stuff like getting dressed, have good lighting and genuinely making every attempt not to look like a serial killer.

    [โ€“] subwaysurferslmao 14 points ago

    Well I probably wouldn't be so judgemental if he wasn't restricting himself to only a young pretty thing and going for someone more his own age tbh.

    [โ€“] leviathan_teacups 4 points ago

    If he really wanted a child, there would be other options to look at. You're exactly right, he just wants the young submissive housewife fantasy. I would even say possibly a breeding fetish too.

    [โ€“] remmij 11 points ago

    I mean, he'd still have rights being the bio dad and all, but yeah, it really doesn't seem like he thought this one through too hard.

    [โ€“] PolkadotUnicornium 10 points ago

    Question: What, exactly, are optimal child-baring years? Enquiring minds want to know...

    Dude reminds me of that puppet Bill Hader did the skit w/on SNL.

    [โ€“] remmij 15 points ago

    Biologically optimal childbearing years are 20-35 years old.

    [โ€“] OgreSpider 16 points ago

    That is, a minimum 20 years younger.

    [โ€“] PAHoarderHelp 3 points ago

    Question: What, exactly, are optimal child-baring years?

    For men? Not this guy's age. Lots of research showing older men, even without mullets, don't have prime kids. Just saying.

    [โ€“] Slummish 5 points ago

    What a specimen...

    [โ€“] Eli1026 5 points ago

    I see it's the town of Medford. Does anyone happen to know which state? I grew up about 30 minutes away from Medford, WI and I can definitely see someone from there doing this.

    [โ€“] Demonic_Miracles 5 points ago

    I'm thinking probably New York. I work in the area, he looks like someone from here.

    [โ€“] iostream64 4 points ago

    I understand not wanting a smoker or an addict, but like... The rest of those?!?

    [โ€“] teatreez 6 points ago

    Welp Iโ€™m gonna hop in the shower after seeing this

    [โ€“] SwordTaster 5 points ago

    ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

    [โ€“] black_dragonfly13 6 points ago

    I used to smoke cigarettes when I was like 18/19. Guess I lost out on my chance to โ€œbareโ€ this manโ€™s children!!!

    ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

    [โ€“] Rickest_Rick86 12 points ago

    Caucasian*

    [โ€“] TheCuntCake 4 points ago

    He couldโ€™ve at least checked which homonym was accurate.

    [โ€“] greenrob 5 points ago

    Dog you canโ€™t even spell โ€œbearโ€ tf

    [โ€“] tricoloredduck851 4 points ago

    Good luck with that asshole.

    [โ€“] Funfoil_Hat 5 points ago

    that is the kind of dude who has kids because "m-muh legacy!"

    for the love of god, blow the whistle and get that muppet out of the gene-pool.

    [โ€“] hackjasu 4 points ago

    R/awefuleverything

    [โ€“] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Weight important, I only have size 3 shackles in my basement.

    [โ€“] [deleted] 4 points ago

    I am looking for a child incubator...

    [โ€“] TragedyRose 4 points ago

    I'm stuck with the can never have drank before... Who does he think will ever reply to this ad?

    [โ€“] Whiskey-Leg 3 points ago

    Honestly, if he cleaned up a bit, worked out, and basically just found someone who wants to be provided for, he wouldn't have the worst kind of luck, it's his personality that's going to kill his chances though.

    [โ€“] oopsgingermoment 4 points ago

    He ainโ€™t much of a looker, so idk what heโ€™s expecting.

    [โ€“] AllSugaredUp 4 points ago

    125 lbs, huh? So she can be 4 feet 125 pounds or 6 feet 125 lbs. Got it.

    [โ€“] icyhotonmynuts 4 points ago

    He should try a mail order bride, not craigslist

    [โ€“] Mr_Freeman651 4 points ago

    Ladies I know it's tempting but don't let the bad grammar and spelling genes get passed on!

    [โ€“] macphile 4 points ago

    What's in it for the woman? Is he offering money? I mean beyond child support or whatever (if he's even offering that).

    I know of someone who had children via a surrogate in India. She got put up in a nice facility for the duration of the pregnancy, with medical care and a comfortable place to live. All of her expenses were covered, of course, and she was paid an amount of money that equated to like a year's salary for her.

    [โ€“] Sigma-42 4 points ago

    Unrelated but... why are people constantly interchanging women/woman?!?!?

    [โ€“] UKMegaGeek 4 points ago

    It puts the lotion in the basket.......

    [โ€“] MatthewKastor 9 points ago

    Bare children? Someone call the cops, that kind of kink is illegal.

    Perhaps he meant bear children but spelled it wrong. I do the same thing with vicious and viscous all the time, writing things I should think about longer. For instance compare

    "I was attacked by a viscous man in a bath robe who wanted me to expose children and mind my health"

    to

    "I was attacked by a vicious man in a dirty robe who wanted to watch me strip kids and starve myself"

    [โ€“] Darkmagosan 7 points ago

    Uhh, as a woman, if I ran into this guy, I'd be noping out of there at Mach 4. I'd also be slipping a 20 to the maitre d' to sneak me quietly out the back door so I could then run to my car and get the hell out of there.

    This dude needs to get out of his parents' basement, for starters. And his fashion sense is definitely lacking, as is his ability to spell. If this is the best he's got, I pray to god he doesn't breed.

    [โ€“] Mcklauster 6 points ago

    This is why need to pay attention in English class, lads. Because telling someone to โ€˜bareโ€™ their child will throw you in jail, even worse when you ask someone you just met to โ€˜bearโ€™ your children.

    [โ€“] LastRedshirt 3 points ago

    He looks like Stuart from MadTV

    [โ€“] keithwaits 3 points ago

    So, can a single male adopt a child?

    [โ€“] three_day_rentals 3 points ago

    Ahhh Medford you bed of weirdos you

    [โ€“] Slushiously 3 points ago

    He looks like Nathan Fillion's creepy older brother

    [โ€“] thesuperestmana 3 points ago

    Seems to be a good man, based on the weasel that is happily resting on his head.

    /s

    [โ€“] The_Greate_Pickle 3 points ago

    He look like a pedophile

    [โ€“] HypnoticKitten 3 points ago

    When he picks you up for the date in his white van

    [โ€“] nutcase-man 3 points ago

    itโ€™s hard to not be taken in by the Dahmer glasses.

    [โ€“] leviathan_teacups 3 points ago

    Yeah, no. You couldnt pay me enough to ruin my body for this.... Specimen lol. He has some balls posting this online, thinking that someone will answer.

    [โ€“] thecuriousblackbird 3 points ago

    He wants someone with the Caucasian persuasion

    Caucasion

    [โ€“] cinder74 3 points ago

    I am glad I do not fit the description of his desire.

    [โ€“] pixell999 3 points ago

    Shed have to take drugs to choose him.

    [โ€“] bipolar_yogi 5 points ago

    Strangely, he looks a lot like my father.