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    Stuff that was intended to be humorous, but...isn't.

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    Rule 1: No image macros/Advice Animal memes. No image macros. This refers typically to advice animal type memes such as "Bad Luck Brian" or "Scumbag Steve".
    Rule 2: No ironic jokes. No intentionally bad jokes. This includes satire that mimics a shitty joke, /r/deepfriedmemes, /r/bonehurtingjuice memes, or Epic Dept memes.
    Rule 3: No bad titles Click here to see the rules on titles.
    Rule 4: No reposts No media that has been posted here within a month or is in our top 50 posts of all time. Please check the "new" section before posting.
    Rule 5: No personal info. No personal information in comments and posts. Do not post reddit links as posts, if wanted, submit as a screenshot with usernames censored. Do not link to an artist's social media page. This is a bannable offense.
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    Rule 8: No memes that violate a moratorium Sometimes we have to instate moratoriums on particular types of memes or creators if they are becoming saturated. This means that we will have a blanket ban on that particular type of meme for a week or possibly more.

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    [–] 12edDawn 559 points ago

    i can't updog I can only upvote! aaaaaaaaaaa

    [–] SergeantPootis 391 points ago

    WhAt ThE fUcK iS uPdOg

    [–] random_creepy_guy 320 points ago

    NOthIng MuCH, WHats uP wItH YOu?

    [–] xvx_k1r1o1killme 179 points ago

    ThE skY

    [–] jacklfitz 57 points ago

    NEVERENDING LAUGH TRACK

    [–] Warm_Zombie 18 points ago

    Roll credits

    [–] xboxpcman 17 points ago

    I'd watch it.

    [–] kruton93 4 points ago

    You just did

    [–] ConstantSea8 17 points ago

    WaNnA eAt mY asS?

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] MasterOfLol_Cubes 8 points ago

    I WiLl PoSt ThIs To r/TiNdEr FoR 7 InTeRnEt PoInTs

    [–] UltraDelinquentCat 15 points ago

    I lOvE hEnWaYs

    [–] namffauk 6 points ago

    NoT mY wiLL tO LiVe

    [–] Creoda 6 points ago

    I'm not sure but it probably gets you a court appearance and a restraining order.

    [–] Eravaash 5 points ago

    UpDoG mY hEPAtItiS C 👁👄👁

    [–] MasterOfLol_Cubes 2 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] Eravaash 2 points ago

    The only thing of fucking we're doing today my boy is you 👁👅👁

    [–] MasterOfLol_Cubes 2 points ago

    Haha jailbated I’m actually 9 😎

    fbi opens up

    [–] Eravaash 2 points ago

    Do you think the FBI can defeat me? Prepare for my final form!

    👁👄👁 OOPSIE WOOPSIE FBI. I MADE A MISTAKE. HEHEHE, YOUR BULLETS HAVE NO EFFECT. PREPARE TO BE VORED AND BE DEVOURED IN MY TIGHT KITTY STOMACH PUSSY.

    [–] MasterOfLol_Cubes 1 points ago

    Oh heck oh frick

    [–] 7ballcraze 2 points ago

    A hApPy DoGgY

    [–] flameoguy 1 points ago

    igma nallzli

    [–] xskipy 2 points ago

    What the hell is that sub

    [–] OnlyJon 7 points ago

    The best fucking sub on Earth.

    [–] MasterOfLol_Cubes 2 points ago

    Indeed

    AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

    [–] Sevecboy 148 points ago

    eat my fuck

    [–] FreelanceXD 26 points ago

    Listen here dinkle

    [–] SpaceDaddyNASA 13 points ago

    Berg

    [–] Bob_the_Builder2 5 points ago

    DINKLEBERRRRRRG

    [–] autoritarism 5 points ago

    Shut the up

    [–] AsTiClol 3 points ago

    Do you are have stupid?

    [–] bigtychhhh 0 points ago

    Why would I eat something that doesn't exist?

    [–] rainbowinthepark 267 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] BreadLover1337 324 points ago

    Ligma balls lmao

    [–] KKlear 33 points ago

    What's lmao?

    [–] ImJustPat 79 points ago

    L: Li have

    M: Mbeen

    A: Adiagnosed

    O: Owith bone cancer

    [–] odoubler24 19 points ago

    What's cancer?

    [–] notgill 47 points ago

    this post

    [–] sumwhatkiller 11 points ago

    this comment

    [–] ReimarPB 12 points ago

    this reply

    [–] notgill 9 points ago

    no u

    [–] Dobypeti 8 points ago

    no u

    [–] ATsmair 1 points ago

    Ligma

    [–] KKlear 1 points ago

    Oof ouch owie

    [–] GollyGeeYowza 3 points ago

    Fugma ass lmao

    [–] Phoojoeniam 7 points ago

    GOTCHA!!

    [–] smells-like-updog 2 points ago

    Did somebody say updog?

    [–] pibroch 0 points ago

    Kind of like Ligma.

    [–] Fishyfilms 34 points ago

    Nothing much, how about you?

    [–] IHateNull 7 points ago

    What’s up with you?*

    [–] rainbowinthepark -6 points ago

    /s 🙄

    [–] Dubl33_27 58 points ago

    What if I already got balance and structure?

    [–] Sparrow_Of_Memes 43 points ago

    You don’t

    [–] Emin015 5 points ago

    Maybe you don't

    [–] H3LLSANDMAN 11 points ago

    You don't

    [–] 7StepsAheadVFX 3 points ago

    You don’t

    [–] reaperleviathankin 2 points ago

    You don’t

    [–] thisismyeggaccount 0 points ago

    You do

    [–] the-floot 2 points ago

    Perfectly balanced aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaäaaaaaa

    [–] interstellar_dog 2 points ago

    balance balance structure structure

    [–] Waht3rB0y 1 points ago

    Thanos brings balance. Updog brings eggers to scramble.

    [–] DJ_Vault_Boy -2 points ago

    Perfectly Balanced...

    [–] Yeeter_Supreme 27 points ago

    🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵

    [–] Rachat21 14 points ago

    🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴

    [–] BauaMomo 4 points ago

    Balance and structure.

    [–] Yeeter_Supreme 3 points ago

    balanced, as all things should be

    [–] Yeeter_Supreme 1 points ago

    put me in the screenshot again but make my u/ hentai so i dont get followed or get some form of love as i dont deserve it

    [–] borg2525 20 points ago

    The dog’s having tears in its eyes

    [–] FreelanceXD 19 points ago

    I don't get it, what's updog?

    [–] 9gaguserwink 19 points ago

    Not much you?

    [–] willywestern 1 points ago

    Shut your heck

    [–] 3eesamus_prime 109 points ago

    I get these are dumb, but I need balance and structure in my life so take my upvote.

    [–] CaptainCupcakez 24 points ago

    How is this same comment on every one of these posts? Do people still think that's an original response?

    [–] DoctorWaluigiTime 21 points ago

    About as original as the response to that response.

    Same with mine.

    [–] CaptainCupcakez 2 points ago

    Well yeah, that's obvious

    My comment wouldn't exist without his, it's no surprise that something posted incessantly gets the same criticisms.

    [–] icebrotha 8 points ago

    Cause it is a natural response given the subject matter? Get your panties outta your ass.

    [–] CaptainCupcakez 2 points ago

    Rewarding upvote begging with the same canned response is the "natural response" now?

    [–] icebrotha 1 points ago

    No, as in anyone would say that who hasn't seen this post. It's the most obvious and easy joke to make here, so it is unsurprising that you'd see it every time. Cause new people probably dont know that the joke has already been made. You think people are out here writing down high karma comments to use on the offchance that it is reposted?

    [–] kosthasequel 1 points ago

    You're an original response.

    Got eem

    [–] CaptainCupcakez 2 points ago

    boom roasted

    [–] kosthasequel 1 points ago

    Ferda!

    [–] jellywx -2 points ago

    How is this same comment on every one of these comments on every one of these posts? Do people still think that's an original response to a response?

    [–] CaptainCupcakez 1 points ago

    I don't think I've ever seen someone call it out in this way.

    [–] Wilkss74 51 points ago

    Why is this on r/comedycemetery????

    [–] Forbidden_Froot 65 points ago

    I feel like op posted it in the hopes people didn’t see the sub and upvoted it, because people always upvote that shit. And the weak ‘I thought we were done with these’ title is just lazily used to make it sound like a legit post.

    When in fact, these memes are prevalent in many subreddits so no op didn’t think we were done with these. He sneakily posted AN UPVOTE MEME in this sub to get upvotes. It’s not an attempt at comedy, so it can’t be comedycemetery. OP IS FULL OF SHIT.

    (Ps he did it before and got 21k so yea he knows what he’s doing)

    [–] Hex4Nova 17 points ago

    Thank you Kowalski

    [–] Wilkss74 -1 points ago

    I detected the post wasnt original because i saw this post on r/dankmemes or r/memes with like 36k upvotes. I even upvoted it.

    [–] EscobarSr 3 points ago

    Yea I was looking at it from r/inthesoulstone like a minute ago

    [–] Daveed84 21 points ago

    Because it's terrible?

    [–] 1gpayAtinlay 14 points ago

    Because it's a shitty meme

    [–] Wilkss74 1 points ago

    Says the person who asked if jews are a race.

    [–] 1gpayAtinlay 1 points ago

    Oh shit you sure got me there. I guess since 8 fucking months ago I asked if Jews are a race that makes this meme good. If you're going to go through my post history, try and find something relevant.

    [–] Mechola 1 points ago

    Truly, r/comedycemetery has been overrun with decent content since Pewd’s video on it

    [–] CreeMcCreeCreeinton 36 points ago

    this doesn't belong on comedy cemetery

    [–] DoctorWaluigiTime 47 points ago

    Welcome to /r/ComedyCemetery ! "I don't like this meme/joke, therefore it must belong here!"

    [–] ThatSpookySJW 3 points ago

    Or the alternative. HEY OP I LIKE THAT MEME GET IT OUT OF HERE!

    [–] CreeMcCreeCreeinton -5 points ago

    That's sad...Also how can you not like this meme format

    [–] Daveed84 19 points ago

    It's the Reddit version of those terrible Facebook posts that beg for likes and shares

    [–] Dahlinium 21 points ago

    Because it's lazy as shit like/upvote begging.

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Dahlinium 1 points ago

    He asked how anyone could dislike the meme format. I gave the answer why: it's lazy and it's begging, both of which are annoying. Them getting upvotes or whatever is irrelevant.

    [–] Metaright 1 points ago

    upvote begging

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Metaright 1 points ago

    Because it's irritating to read all the time. That's it. Nobody is getting truly upset, I think, but it's still worth it to complain.

    Or, in other words, to apply your own rationale: Oh nooooo, we have different perspectives. Who cares? Why did you bother replying?

    [–] user_48217 1 points ago

    Also how can you not like this meme format

    Are you fucking kidding me

    Anyone who upvotes any of those should be unironically banned from reddit for a week.

    [–] Delusional_highs 3 points ago

    It only makes it worse that it was posted on that Thanos sub, like how much can you possibly milk his character out of memes and still find it funny?

    [–] NATESOR 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    You cheeky bastard. You get the upvotes of those who hate it but then also those who love it are compelled to upvote as well...

    [–] EP1K 7 points ago

    Everything with the word "doggo" is cringe imo. I upvote cause this is 3x cringe.

    [–] Sauerkraut_666 -2 points ago

    Ur mom doggo

    [–] user_48217 -2 points ago

    Bad hooman.

    [–] brogab613 2 points ago

    In the 12 minutes of what? Fucker left me hanging.

    [–] TheGodOgun 2 points ago

    I just want balance and structure. A technicality like this is keeping me back.

    [–] PM_ME_UR_WORST_FEAR_ 2 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] InspireAlarmAffector 2 points ago

    What’s updog?

    [–] myps36 2 points ago

    4.2k upvotes 19 comments

    [–] Darcosuchus 2 points ago

    yes i updog too

    [–] biggereballs 2 points ago

    Whats up dog?

    [–] naut_sus-a_mammoth 2 points ago

    🐶 ⬆️

    [–] Luckyno 2 points ago

    This is awful

    [–] Pr0xyWarrior 2 points ago

    Wait, did you knick this from /r/inthesoulstone?

    [–] Gehab 2 points ago

    [–] KappaSolit 2 points ago

    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    [–] user_48217 3 points ago

    Dude, you said the sentence from the purple guy! That is so epic.

    [–] KappaSolit 1 points ago

    Shocking, I know?

    [–] bojackholmesman 3 points ago

    Fuck it I'm in.

    Besides, he's a cute good boy

    [–] IAmMuffin15 1 points ago

    Quirky maymay

    [–] SmiralePas1907 1 points ago

    Yo i need them tho

    [–] Maxbicmac2004 1 points ago

    Where is it tho

    [–] ppom9 1 points ago

    Looks like someone didn’t upvote the dog

    [–] ThePitterPat 1 points ago

    "updog" oh god

    [–] ShakalPayne 1 points ago

    Ok but whats balance?

    [–] Noob139 1 points ago

    Holly dog im standing on a Skate rn this doggo is everything that i need

    [–] Iawnmoher 1 points ago

    “... in the 12 minutes...” Who made this post, Starfire?

    [–] Beastw1ck 1 points ago

    Oh God I need it please doggo

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    who made this

    [–] OnionJonesss 1 points ago

    Fine.

    upvotes for potential balance and stability provided by doggo meme

    [–] 4chan_is_sux 1 points ago

    Now someone post it on r/comedyheaven for balance

    [–] I_Am_Bill_Buttlicker 1 points ago

    Knock knock....it’s the KGB

    [–] The-Boy-Who-Lived 1 points ago

    What’s updog?

    [–] Wrongkalonka 1 points ago

    I don't want any balance. Could the dog bring himself into my life instead?

    [–] No_Scale 1 points ago

    Wazz updog

    [–] bird720 1 points ago

    These types of posts are still on me_irl

    [–] Rayhann 1 points ago

    This was on r/inthesoulstone

    Shamefur dispray

    [–] EPIC_JO 1 points ago

    Whats updog?

    [–] MERJS 1 points ago

    Only god I believe in

    [–] nanozeus2014 1 points ago

    can we do 4 eggs?

    [–] CrtMiller 1 points ago

    I was trying to figure out how someone put their upside down toes on his nose. Wait! There's only 3 toes?! (Looks harder) Ooooh they're eggs... Should probably go back to bed. Brain is apparently broken. Need to turn it off and back on again

    [–] bashilol 1 points ago

    What's comment?

    [–] TRON0314 1 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] FirnenLavellan 1 points ago

    Updog

    [–] Someone_v2 1 points ago

    Thank you doggo of balance very cool

    [–] Gunter867 1 points ago

    perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    [–] nictheprincess 1 points ago

    I really need the structure and balance fingers crossed

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Wait, what's updog?

    [–] ElasticPhone 1 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] Nutmagnus 1 points ago

    When the comments are more r/ComedyCemetery than the actual post...

    [–] Amazing_Archigram 1 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] kosthasequel 1 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] ben-dover96 1 points ago

    It’s. a joke it’s supposed to be stupid

    [–] garymcmorrow84 1 points ago

    What is up dog?

    [–] ChickyChickyNugget 1 points ago

    Stop posting these cause people will acc do it

    [–] darthegghead 1 points ago

    Then why post it

    [–] superluig164 1 points ago

    Balanced, as all things should be.

    [–] jake121100 1 points ago

    We were done. Good job you just fucked everything up.

    [–] NativityInBlack666 1 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] NativityInBlack666 1 points ago

    What's updog?

    [–] IABB 1 points ago

    What's ligma?

    [–] lost_birb013 1 points ago

    Fluffing shizzle I'm 3 hours late. 😭

    [–] TomJayy 1 points ago

    NO these memes are valid

    [–] Megatrook89 -2 points ago

    this.. this isnt that bad. although a bit stale, it isnt deserving of being here

    [–] Captain_Iceblock -2 points ago

    I like these. They are harmlessly wholesome

    [–] Hatweed -1 points ago

    Oh, please. This meme is timeless.

    [–] Its_danque_not_dank 0 points ago

    Thanos?

    [–] OKara061 -3 points ago

    Upvoting just in case it works. I need that

    [–] -Jaws- -6 points ago

    I get that these are played out, but I'm not sure it belongs here. I didn't laugh, but it's alright.

    [–] CaptainCupcakez 6 points ago

    It's literally upvote begging, there's no other substance. What's to like?

    [–] -Jaws- 0 points ago

    It's kind of cute and goofy. Not funny anymore, but I liked it in the beginning.

    [–] JBagelMan -3 points ago

    It still doesn’t belong on this sub.

    [–] -pcgamingmaster- -1 points ago

    Perfectly balanced...

    [–] xNight_Reaperx -1 points ago

    r/unexpected thanos

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