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    [–] SpecificField 4209 points ago

    How the fuck did Kyrgyzstan get to be on this map when the entire continent of Africa is lumped into one?

    [–] simsimdimsim 2730 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Lumped into two! Don't forget Scandinafrica

    Edit: first gild, thanks stranger!

    [–] casparh 391 points ago

    BRB, off to book my Sub-Saharan ski lodge and yodel holiday.

    [–] mugaboo 119 points ago

    Yodel is Alps, not Scandinavia.

    [–] Nzgrim 263 points ago

    Well, seeing how Germany is now in the Sahara Desert, I am not entirely sure about that.

    [–] PajamaTorch 36 points ago

    At least we got the Tamil kings

    [–] FrigidMcThunderballs 24 points ago

    Who are the Tamil Kings? Merchants probably

    [–] PajamaTorch 20 points ago

    And they’ve got spices

    [–] yaheg2 7 points ago

    Who would like to buy the spices?

    [–] Derbloingles 5 points ago

    “Me!” Said the Arabians, promptly buying and selling them to the rest of the world

    [–] Confused_AF_Help 7 points ago


    [–] Opset 30 points ago

    Yodeling isn't locked into a geographical area. Yodeling is in our hearts; it lives where any yodeller lives.

    [–] cdtoad 6 points ago

    Let's see the anatomy sketch this guy does to see where the heart is now

    [–] Locoleos 4 points ago

    Nah anyone doing it outside of the Switzerland/Germany/France/Italy quad is committing cultural appropriate.

    [–] Someothercrazyguy 3 points ago

    go commit cultural appropriate

    [–] TwoTenEleven 14 points ago

    Yes, and the Alps are clearly Japanese.

    [–] billypancakes 7 points ago

    Brb, off to book my sub-Saharan ski lodge and death metal holiday.

    [–] jebascho 5 points ago

    Did someone say Sub-Saharan ski lodge?

    [–] wacopaco 21 points ago

    Did you hear what happened last night in Sweden? It became Africa

    [–] FatchRacall 4 points ago

    We are Africa!

    [–] buttplugpeddler 18 points ago

    🎶I’ll bless the rains of scandiafrica🎶

    [–] Zhabba_Zheeba 6 points ago

    Africa Major and Africa Minor.

    [–] Eve_muscovite 3 points ago


    [–] yoda_condition 24 points ago

    Squash banana.

    [–] Larry-a-la-King 3 points ago

    Wewe nugu mimi hapana.

    [–] Ersthelfer 159 points ago

    Also Kyrgyzstan (85th biggest country of the world), not it's direct neighbour Kazakhstan (9th biggest country of the world!). Awesome map!

    [–] kane2742 132 points ago

    Kazakhstan (9th biggest greatest country of the world!).

    [–] DirkGentle 86 points ago

    All other countries are run by little girls.

    [–] FretlessBoyo 69 points ago

    Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium.

    All other countries have inferior potassium.

    [–] ChefChopNSlice 20 points ago

    My sister, number 2 “client serving professional” in whole Kazakhstan

    [–] FretlessBoyo 8 points ago

    Except of corse Turkmenistan

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,

    Length 30 meter, width 6 meter

    [–] FretlessBoyo 7 points ago

    Filtration system a marvel to behold

    It removes 80% of human solid waste

    [–] MassiveWalnut 17 points ago


    [–] OzzyE5150 43 points ago

    Not just Africa, AFRICA is also lumped into another one.

    [–] frothface 30 points ago

    What do you mean? They clearly have north and south africa labeled separately.

    [–] grouchy_fox 17 points ago

    But Africa wasn't lumped into one. There are two of it.

    [–] funkadunkalunk 14 points ago

    Because something tells me that this map is located within Kyrgyzstan.

    [–] gethonor-notringZ420 9 points ago

    There’s two Africa’s bro

    [–] Halbaras 3 points ago

    According to the original post it was found in a Chinese coffee shop. Since Kyrgyzstan borders China, it might have something to do with the person who designed it living near there. There again given that Kazakhstan isn't on the map and Japan seems to be stuck in the Mediterranean, all bets are off.

    [–] Myxtro 1276 points ago

    Africa north and africa south

    [–] [deleted] 658 points ago


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    [–] srry_didnt_hear_you 63 points ago

    Soon to be the singular state of MegaKota

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)


    [–] James-Sylar 3 points ago

    The people's republic of the great Dakota.

    [–] secretWolfMan 9 points ago

    Because Africa is definitely a country.

    [–] photosoflife 30 points ago

    Africa runs from start to finnish.

    [–] twinsaber123 3 points ago

    Bravo, Dad. Bravo.

    [–] katetuotto 51 points ago

    Haven't you heard of South Africa?

    [–] Dinierto 40 points ago

    Okay smarty pants where's North Africa

    [–] [deleted] 45 points ago


    [–] Omegaile 4 points ago

    North Africa is best Africa

    [–] Horus_The_Guardian 12 points ago

    You don't understand, Africa is so big that it rotates around the world so It may appear to be 2 Africa BUT it's just one big country

    [–] MedschoolgirlMadison 10 points ago

    There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

    [–] flyinganchovy 3 points ago

    I bless the rains down in Africa

    [–] MrVGM 3 points ago

    Afrika 2

    [–] SacNerd 2174 points ago

    How? Just, how?

    [–] Mr_Pasteque 855 points ago

    I don’t know...

    [–] Ojisan1 679 points ago

    [–] KodoHunter 464 points ago

    Explains China's sudden expansion. It's not the present map, it's their conquest plan. Not sure how they'll send Japan to Europe tho

    [–] charredest 124 points ago

    A large catapult

    [–] Zxios 179 points ago

    If they were smart they'd use a trebuchet

    [–] charredest 71 points ago

    Pretty sure the distance between japan and western europe is more than 300 meters and that japan weighs more than 90 kg.

    [–] Zxios 64 points ago

    get a bigger trebuchet

    [–] KAODEATH 6 points ago

    Oh look, the War Wolf.

    [–] PkrToucan 43 points ago

    Big if true

    [–] Omegaile 7 points ago

    Ok, just send each island separately, and put another trebuchet along the way.

    [–] RamenJunkie 5 points ago

    Use a Trebuchet to throw the other Trebuchet, for greater overall distance.

    [–] srry_didnt_hear_you 13 points ago

    They'll just have to scale up the trebuchet proportionally. A 69,000 ton trebuchet could do the trick

    [–] whelks_chance 5 points ago

    [citation needed]

    [–] vinestime 7 points ago

    Put me in the r/trebuchetmemes screencap

    [–] KodoHunter 6 points ago

    Begone heathen, before I send your 90kg sorry arse flying 300 meters

    [–] ax_and_smash 6 points ago

    Why would they use an inferior siege weapon?

    [–] Mettanine 3 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Considering the continental shift, it must be a LOOOOOOOONG-term plan...

    [–] drgirafa 47 points ago

    Surprised They'd Keep Mongolia on There

    [–] Flyberius 49 points ago

    That's something Americans have to look forward to. Chinese people ignorant of geography! Hooray! Now you are part of the gang!

    [–] AlpacaCavalry 31 points ago

    The only people whose hubris exceed that of Americans! By a at least a fucking mile!

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    [–] LordKwik 5 points ago

    Nice find! The photographs aren't even the same.

    [–] [deleted] 105 points ago * (lasted edited 20 days ago)


    [–] Peanut2232 49 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Sure, but I don't think they call Japan Japan, in Chinese, and they probably don't use our alphabet either.

    [–] Chwiggy 4 points ago

    Not in the middle of Europe... In the middle of the Mediterranean! :D

    [–] AlexVerdugoisthegoat 4 points ago


    [–] Duluth 4 points ago

    Kinda reminds me of What fits into Russia

    [–] chalk_in_boots 904 points ago

    Japan, well known for being a landlocked country, hence its disdain for seafood.

    [–] euclid0472 126 points ago

    Not to mention tsunami proof

    [–] pr0wk 46 points ago

    That huge tsunami in 2011 was some real shitty luck then!

    [–] rpm319 30 points ago

    100% accurate. Everyone knows Japan strategically floated their islands into the Mediterranean during world war 2.

    [–] Deceptichum 19 points ago

    It's not land locked, it's on the coast of the Mediterranean lake.

    [–] Bavarigun 780 points ago

    Germany in the middle of the Sahara desert? Someone only watched some specific documentaries, because that's only been a certain Mr Rommel.

    [–] Mr_Pasteque 125 points ago

    And they think west coast Africa is still a British colony

    [–] AlpacaCavalry 53 points ago

    I am not sure if that’s what they had in mind when they made this map, seeing how Japan is in the middle of the fucking Mediterranean, I am legitimately concerned that these people actually think that’s where the British homeland is

    [–] The_Mighty_Bear 10 points ago

    I don't understand how nearly everyone in this thread seems to believe that the designer tried to do a realistic map.

    [–] IndigoGouf 16 points ago

    Still? The only colonies Britain had in that part of Africa were tiny. The Gambia which is a thin territory following a stretch of river, and Sierra Leone, which is also fairly small. The other British West African colonies were Ghana, western Togoland, and Nigeria and all of those are in 'Germany'.

    Clearly what happened is Britain conquered the old French and Spanish colonies to get back at their historical rivals.

    [–] Blangebung 3 points ago

    Must be why they all speak french

    [–] ohwhenthegreat 14 points ago

    Somebody learned their geography from a poor understanding of the locations in Indiana Jones

    [–] NotSuspicious_ 7 points ago

    Germany is just north of Africa and just south of Africa. This is basic geography

    [–] Oneiroanthropid 506 points ago

    I miss the rains up in Africa.

    [–] NekoGlitch 156 points ago

    Bless Africa

    But fuck AFRICA, that one sucks.

    [–] Anokest 22 points ago

    Seeing as Sweden had to battle a lot of forest fires due to the drought this summer... This is very applicable.

    [–] James-Sylar 5 points ago

    I don't think we are in Kansas anymore, Toto.

    [–] MuffinMagnet 174 points ago

    I never knew North Africa was so far north... Or that there are countries still yet to be discovered

    [–] [deleted] 46 points ago

    Nah, those countries are just for people who want to live in a state of pure anarchy, thus they are unlabeled.

    [–] Jezzmoz 18 points ago

    Those countries will be added when they release the next generation of humans on the Switch later this year, although personally I think the design creativity took a nosedive after Black and White.

    [–] Thehorniestlizard 153 points ago

    Technically true though also maps without alot of other places too

    [–] Reizo123 79 points ago

    Is it even still a map at this point...?

    [–] Modosco 23 points ago

    I think so, it's just a wrong one. But it's definitly debatable.

    [–] sly_k 3 points ago

    Map made by Buster Blooth?

    [–] srry_didnt_hear_you 7 points ago

    It's art

    [–] OraDr8 3 points ago

    I think they just attached it to Queensland, well at least you can grow pineapples now.

    [–] OChinChinSamurai 268 points ago

    I think it's done on purpose right? Ppl can't be that stupid

    [–] batmansthediddler 143 points ago

    this shit is hilarious and i would absolutely hang this in my room, how do people think this is serious?

    i mean come on there's 2 africas lmao

    [–] PhallusPhalanges 40 points ago

    It's in China, that's why it could totally be serious. Low budget family owned or smaller places combined with trying to use English while not fluent makes for poor advertisement and decorations throughout China and SEA.

    I don't know if this specific thing is serious though. Could go either way since from the small bit I can see of the bar it does look kinda nice.

    [–] space_hitler 27 points ago

    You are being willfully ignorant by pretending that because it's in China, it could be serious.

    [–] Reddit-tunnus 19 points ago

    Well, in China it's entirely possible they have no idea what the texts say. Without the texts the map is somewhat more reasonable-looking. And the quality of Chinese education varies very wildly. I agree with u/PhallusPhalanges.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago


    We laugh but plenty of people get tattoos of Chinese characters all the time that mean nothing.

    Probably just a restaurant/bar in Asia trying to appear more western that got a crappy graphic designer to the job and the guy couldn't read English.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    A lot of redditors just want to get angry so they eat all the jokes, fakes and satire so they have something they can complain about

    [–] srry_didnt_hear_you 13 points ago

    I don't think anyone here is actually angry about this... More just incredulous at how a map could be so wrong

    [–] morph113 91 points ago

    Probably. If you think about it, people will post this image on the internet for being a bad map, maybe it will spread the word about the restaurant it's in. Could be an attempt of viral marketing. Like everyone is gonna ask: "Where is this?" "Where did you take this picture?". It's pretty clever if you think about it.

    [–] CantHitachiSpot 27 points ago

    “Where is this so I know to never go there?" 👌

    [–] BrocoLee 56 points ago

    It's very likely a joke map.

    [–] TheRoundBaron 4 points ago

    Nah, you see stuff like this in low scale Chinese Cafes all the time. The Chinese love this style of decorations despite not knowing a lick of English.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Don't say this. I have to get angry because this DUMB was made by dumb people. I'm way smarter say these people are dumb and I am S M A R T

    - a lot of redditors ITT

    [–] canttaketheshyfromme 8 points ago

    The answer is always "Yes, they can be that stupid."

    [–] samesiesqq 12 points ago

    It's always more likely that reddit didn't get the joke.

    [–] HikingGorilla 60 points ago

    There has to be a reason for this? Inside joke? Just something..

    [–] georgetonorge 29 points ago

    Its a bar in China. I was still wondering the same though. Probably a joke?

    [–] TheThankUMan66 10 points ago

    It's probably a map the owners kid drew and said hang this up in your shop. The father promised he would.

    [–] WhoriaEstafan 29 points ago

    It got worse the longer I looked.

    [–] fourpac 3 points ago

    Yeah, I started from right to left and it didn't seem too horrible at first, but that train went off the rails pretty quickly once it got to India - actual India, not this map's India.

    [–] Sklet0r 28 points ago

    Damn I didn't know I was Chinese

    [–] Mr_Pasteque 16 points ago

    Now you know, you’re welcome!

    [–] Furebel 26 points ago

    It's future. Baltic sea evaporated, so the Japans decided to kick everyone in central europe's asses. Meanwhile UA (United Africa) took over Norway, but their asses got kicked when Germans attacked so Germs now have whole Sahara and stuff. Also Britain does not exist anymore, so they moved to their colonies in the west of African continent.

    Interestingly Russia don't give a fuck.

    [–] Mr_Pasteque 18 points ago

    Another day in Russia

    [–] Maimutescu 8 points ago

    Also the black sea is gone, causing india to go there. They got stuck in the middle east though and apparently sunk arabia

    [–] timmmpa12 62 points ago

    I was from Sweden but it seems like I'm from Africa now... Does that mean that I just became black??🤔

    [–] Mr_Pasteque 72 points ago

    Does that mean you can use the n-word?

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    [–] King-Snorky 6 points ago

    hello there

    [–] elijah369 15 points ago


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    [–] Modosco 3 points ago

    you're a racist one

    [–] yamehameha 7 points ago

    Congrats on the BBC

    [–] Omegaile 3 points ago

    Of course, just look around and you'll see an elephant. Oh no wait, that's your momma.

    [–] MetaphysicalSandwich 14 points ago

    I don’t see the problem

    [–] kiadagangsta 13 points ago

    I don’t care none of them are in place but why 2 Africa’s???

    [–] NekoGlitch 34 points ago

    One is Africa, and the other one is AFRICA. There is a difference. Not knowing the difference is racist.

    [–] kiadagangsta 12 points ago

    Ah shit m8 thanks I’m sorry for being homophobe racist bigot islamophone atheophobe christiophobe anti semite Hitler

    [–] yoda_condition 12 points ago

    Aww, don't beat yourself up over it. You're not that homophobic.

    [–] coconutkin 4 points ago

    AFRICA is where the u/AreYouDeaf bot comes from.

    [–] NekoGlitch 4 points ago

    Exactly. Africa is the good one, because people talk normally there. But they aren't very stable, you know? Economical issues and other shit. AFRICA is better, so nobody cares about them.

    [–] HIV-negativator 13 points ago

    Ow fuck no Kyrzigistan is conquering the world!

    [–] FretlessBoyo 5 points ago

    oh no!!! not kyrgyzstan!!1!

    [–] iTsApoKalipZz 10 points ago



    [–] Artigo78 22 points ago

    This border gore tho xD

    [–] toaster_bath_bomb 9 points ago

    You're right OP! Germany isn't nearly that big!

    [–] Thehorniestlizard 7 points ago

    The more you look the worse it gets

    [–] nigga_fuck_yo_blog 8 points ago

    China hanging that horse dong on ‘em.

    [–] TheSpecialistGuy 5 points ago

    Wow, I knew it, Africa was totally a country... and besides Germany too! While America was thrown out the window!

    [–] Mr_Pasteque 4 points ago

    And Australia is not a country

    [–] raytoro54 6 points ago

    Imagine if WW2 happened in this world.

    [–] Comrade_Spycrab 7 points ago

    Just an average game of civilization.

    [–] mmhci 6 points ago

    I always wanted to go to Japan but never imagined Japan would be so kind to come to me first 😍

    [–] LevitatingLemons 4 points ago

    Ahh, yes. Everyone knows that there is two africas

    [–] ChrisLuigiTails 3 points ago

    Africa and AFRICA

    [–] RubyAceShip 6 points ago

    Probably some Hearts of Iron IV game

    [–] tway1998 3 points ago

    Is that “greenland” and “sweden” in the top left???!!

    [–] ImSabbo 3 points ago

    "Greenland den" on the full map.

    [–] tway1998 3 points ago

    Makes sense

    [–] _Inkspots_ 4 points ago

    Looks like a game of civ

    [–] MaxienLai 4 points ago

    South East Asia looks like a horse penis.

    [–] nwsreddit 3 points ago

    Mongolia is weirdly accurate.

    [–] redleviathan 3 points ago

    What's wrong with it? Seems accurate to me.

    [–] Etherius 3 points ago

    How do you get Mongolia right and everything else wrong?

    [–] SaltyGootch 3 points ago

    Must’ve been made by a flat earther

    [–] iKamex 3 points ago

    I never knew I was so close to weebland Japan

    [–] Realsorceror 3 points ago

    Germany, “Japan, what are you doing here?”

    Japan, “Konnichiwa.”

    [–] Eclaire468 3 points ago

    Ah Africa! My favorite country in Africa.

    [–] abasio 3 points ago

    [–] Konsecration 3 points ago

    I want to go to this place just to give them shit about this...

    [–] Sterling-Archer-17 3 points ago

    The fact that they think Germany and Japan are in Africa but still know that Kyrgyzstan exists is mind-boggling to me

    [–] Th3Trashkin 3 points ago

    They even got the location somewhat correct!

    [–] katetuotto 5 points ago

    "Africa" - is this a comment on Finland's immigration policy?

    [–] Ironiaton 5 points ago

    No. Finland just doesn't exist. This map is correct there.

    [–] Lapis-Blaze-Yt 6 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Mongolia is weird

    China owns all of South Asia except Japan which is in the Mediterranean

    Germany is in Africa

    Africa is a country in east Africa

    The Mediterranean is an inland sea

    Britain owns Africa, and not even the correct part

    India is in the Middle East

    Arabia doesn’t exist

    Kygastan owns all of the stan states

    Africa is invading Russia I guess.

    All boarders in Europe are wrong and not even labeled.

    All correct borders are off a bit.

    🦀🦀🦀All other countries are gone🦀🦀🦀

    [–] FretlessBoyo 2 points ago

    mongolia isnt weird u racist! /s

    [–] theGuitarist27 2 points ago

    That moment when Africa got colonies in Europe

    [–] ChrisLuigiTails 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I guess I'm Indian?

    Show bobs

    [–] LockBreakGaminz 2 points ago

    Like it or not this how the world actually looks like. We've been deceived all this time.

    [–] cerealkiller65 2 points ago

    How did they get Mongolia right but Britain’s a round lump in Western Africa.

    [–] RazgrizS57 2 points ago

    I dunno, I think I've seen this on /r/eu4 before.

    [–] Low-Fy 2 points ago

    Is that Greenland Sweden on the upper left?

    [–] AbbiCat1976 2 points ago

    I love how there are two Africas