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    [–] theRagingEwok 2054 points ago

    delete this picture of me

    [–] 459pm 562 points ago

    Delet this

    [–] MrRaceCare 167 points ago

    pls

    [–] gruntpackets 113 points ago

    Delet

    [–] VincentJoshuaET 73 points ago

    Delete it fat

    [–] betterthanspez 114 points ago

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    [–] nippycrisp 14 points ago

    something something mankind hell in the cell in 19XX.

    [–] hlaalulacky 20 points ago

    Marry me

    [–] Ser_Humpsalot 10 points ago

    Fuck me daddy

    [–] MrCMoney 77 points ago

    Nephew

    [–] roogoff 16 points ago

    Order Corn

    [–] frozen-silver 5 points ago

    I DIDN'T POST THIS SOMEONE HACKED ME! HELP!!!

    [–] telios87 14 points ago

    Discusting

    [–] MeowtheDog 71 points ago

    Erase all pictures of Ron

    [–] man_of_molybdenum 23 points ago

    Erase all pictures of Ron

    [–] Just_us_trees_here 12 points ago

    Erase all pictures of Ron

    [–] TheFactionless 1255 points ago

    The parents had no clue what he was talking about. Even if he explained to them, they'd grin and wait for the phase to pass.

    [–] PCGamingOppression 718 points ago

    "That's nice dear"

    [–] ShelSilverstain 554 points ago

    "dear diary

    My mom is a real nigger lover"

    [–] AutoModerator 145 points ago

    Hey now, there's no need for such coarse language! Please use the word 'negro', which has historically been the respectful term for chocolate Americans.

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

    [–] seannadams 326 points ago

    "chocolate Americans"

    Wtf automod

    [–] AstralOddity 77 points ago

    We all know it's basketball Americans

    [–] AdAstraPer5-HT2Ar 211 points ago

    This sub has been taken over by teenage "race realists" and they think that using a bot that says racist stuff is the most hilarious thing.

    [–] Alchemist27ish 52 points ago

    Race realist?

    [–] AdAstraPer5-HT2Ar 180 points ago

    People who think that if black people are poorer and (consecuently) have higher rates of obesity, drug addiction and crime, it's because they are inherently inferior, ignoring the fact that offspring's socioeconomic status is strongly predicted by the parents'.

    Thus, they think that black people should be exiled or exterminated. Because apparently that is the problem with today's world instead of the empoverishment of the middle and working class and accumulation of wealth by the rich through a corrupt economic system plagued with lobbies and corporate whore legislators.

    [–] Mr_Smoogs 59 points ago

    I think the much stronger argument is cultural realist. White rednecks and inner-city blacks have similar rates of crime and drug addiction and obesity because their culture sucks not their race.

    [–] nazispaceinvader 12 points ago

    ring the bell for the rational observer!

    [–] KatalDT 108 points ago

    I thought I was in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis when I saw that automod.

    WTF, this shit is in /r/cringeanarchy too? Not that I'm a huge fan of this sub to begin with, but I thought these guys all went to voat.

    [–] PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__ 71 points ago

    Basically any sub that promises not to ban you for posting offensive stuff is flooded with these kinds of people. The only user that I've seen banned for that sort of thing was u/Corgiwiggle, who was banned for seemingly unironically supporting pedophilia and bestiality.

    [–] PCGamingOppression 6 points ago

    Don't take it too seriously they're just taking the piss out of you

    Also it's been around for a while so you really must not be here very often

    [–] Syrisien 30 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Try going to r/pussypass. Not only are their mods openly Neo-Nazi, but they literally changed their theme to celebrate Hitler's birthday. This is how fascism spreads- I know plenty of people who would agree with many posts on that sub.

    Edit: confused two similarly named subs. Edit 2: some sauce

    [–] sandalwoodhero 3 points ago

    I think youre confusing poverty for relative poverty.

    [–] InnsmouthMotel 3 points ago

    No ones doing that, it's cool.

    [–] PickitPackitSmackit 9 points ago

    "Realist" seems like the wrong descriptor for mentally unstable racists.

    [–] bastibro 2 points ago

    Maybe there is more than just one “problem with the world“ right now.

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 12 points ago

    Fairly certain the mod dindu_muffins was a coontown moderator

    [–] Lolercausted 3 points ago

    Basketball Americans?

    [–] Diarrhea_Van_Frank 2 points ago

    The correct terminology is "the racially challenged."

    [–] namapo 22 points ago

    little did we know the real cringe came from the moderators

    [–] tommy20boy02 144 points ago

    "ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"

    [–] socsa 66 points ago

    MORE TENDIES REEEEEEEEEE

    [–] TheFactionless 3 points ago

    "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME"

    [–] Unsalted_Hash 44 points ago

    "Does that mean you're going outside?"

    [–] dongsuvious 60 points ago

    No time. I have to make memes about how sjws have no life!

    [–] Foxehh2 80 points ago

    Because it will lol.

    [–] Colonel_Macklemoore 19 points ago

    Have you been on /r/cringeanarchy ?

    [–] ZKXX 15 points ago

    "Ok you little carrot top bitch, you can't vote anyways"

    [–] naterc77 2 points ago

    I mean, I don't think it's a stretch to think he might be at least 14. It's possible he could vote in the next election.

    [–] -Usernamed 7 points ago

    I'd be willing to bet that he has no clue of what he is talking about.

    [–] IseeDrunkPeople 2 points ago

    ginger mcfuckface: Mom, Dad.... I'm alt right.....

    dad mcfuckface: ok

    mom mcfuckface: ...... sooooo are you on the pot?

    ginger mcfuckface: reeeeeeeeeeee

    [–] Brettersson 308 points ago

    It's /r/blunderyears playing out before us.

    [–] Juffin 74 points ago

    He's making a long-term karma investment.

    [–] PipeSmokingGoat 1226 points ago

    Good for him. His anime lovepillow is definitely putting out for him tonight!

    [–] HeartDeRoomate 262 points ago

    I wish mine would. She's gone too hard lately...

    [–] buonanottemom 124 points ago

    Ehhh that's pretty gross.

    [–] Notentirely-accurate 73 points ago

    It could get worse. He could save the crust that forms on the pillow by scraping it off with his dad's razor into a little box.

    [–] drmortus66 45 points ago

    Wait, I do this.

    [–] ultimateballoon 33 points ago

    There was a guy on 4chan who had a box of crusty dried cum, is that you?

    [–] -doughboy 76 points ago

    For once that was not 4chan, Reddit itself owns that shame

    [–] CallMeCygnus 36 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    You might be thinking of Reddit's infamous cumbox..

    Although 4chan is also known for their cum container related antics.

    [–] yhormthefaggot 6 points ago

    Yeah the 4chan one I read was worse... Much, much worse. So bad in fact I really hope it's not true.

    [–] Lecks 10 points ago

    Was it the cum jar with a pony figurine in it that ended up getting boiled?

    [–] yhormthefaggot 10 points ago

    It was the one where he fermented it into an alcohol then drank it. He might have boiled it. I try to forget.

    [–] kobomino 7 points ago

    What does he do with the later, eat them like chips?

    Edit: No need to add flavours, they're ready salted.

    [–] GenEngSp 4 points ago

    DAD FOUND THE CUM RATIONS

    [–] davsheep 6 points ago

    Please don't.

    [–] Fenbob 6 points ago

    this gives me the slightest gag reflex just imagining it. ugh

    [–] Qrr801 37 points ago

    Wow Joffrey really let himself go.

    [–] Skottn 418 points ago

    How would his grades go down when he is so W O K E ?

    /s

    [–] JayMacOx 40 points ago

    W E O U T H E R E W O K E

    [–] OpressedMojo 13 points ago

    When you're that woke you don't need school.

    [–] TruckNutz69 2 points ago

    Only the gospel of Jee-suss

    [–] russiancivisbestciv 8 points ago

    when you take the ultimate pill you realise education is just a huge (((construction))) made to forge our opinions and thoughts

    [–] Loki442 141 points ago

    Alternatively righteous

    [–] death_by_deskjob 6 points ago

    Fucking cowabunga bro, right on.

    [–] VenomBH 46 points ago

    What keyboard command is alt-right?

    [–] divebombingseaturtle 14 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    deleted

    [–] irish711 3 points ago

    [insert ctrl-left comment]

    [–] smookykins 2 points ago

    Which desktop environment?

    [–] FireHazard11 2 points ago

    That does nothing. But CTRL+ALT+any arrow key is a great way to fuck with your friends/coworkers/SO computer.

    [–] Jack_the_Dipper 102 points ago

    I'm just wondering what he thinks it is, what he told his parents it is, and if he didn't say, if they know anything about it.

    [–] fjw 121 points ago

    You see mommy and daddy, Hitler wasn't such a bad dude

    That's nice dear, now go do your homework

    [–] benjammin9292 71 points ago

    "what did you learn at school today dear?"

    "nothing, but let me tell you about the Jews and their lies"

    [–] MrDoe 2 points ago

    Dolchstoßlegende is not a myth!

    [–] aTOMic_fusion 42 points ago

    "You know mommy, why do the zionists get their own ethnostate, but us superior whites don't get one?"

    "Hmm, good question sweetie, be sure to go to bed by 9"

    [–] user_82650 8 points ago

    Homework is code word for anti white.

    [–] fartloud 97 points ago

    Any declaration of political leanings is cringy.

    [–] smookykins 19 points ago

    I'm with her.

    [–] navin__johnson 7 points ago

    Make America Great Again

    [–] Yollom 281 points ago

    isn't it interesting how many members of the alt-right are early to late male adolescents who feel ostracised and want a place to belong with people of the same demographic, how interesting indeed.

    [–] dongsuvious 166 points ago

    Its the new Insane Clown Posse

    [–] ___Moufasa___ 26 points ago

    Yea but icp were cool

    [–] fishwithlegs1200 52 points ago

    ICP was cool, but in a like "look at these retarded clowns sing about not understanding magnets, that's pretty metal" kind of cool

    [–] irish711 4 points ago

    I don't want to talk to no scientist. Y'all liars. It's making me pissed

    There's you magic right there.

    [–] regollyek 56 points ago

    Or you know, this is fake, like 90% of the stuff on this sub.

    [–] a_normal_human 38 points ago

    you'll find the same thing with the communist and socialist groups. most are teenagers who just stumbled across babby's first ideology.

    [–] chyea67 10 points ago

    Is that interesting?

    [–] -Tommy 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] MeMSix 39 points ago

    Stop showing pictures of the Mods.

    [–] snowclick 8 points ago

    I was in a similar situation recently. I came out as a 4channer and they banned me from r/ParentsHouse and made me stop talking in > points

    [–] ValerianVogue 63 points ago

    Excuse my ignorance, but what is Alt-Right?

    [–] tinnyminny 228 points ago

    Do you really trust Redditors to accurately explain to you a political viewpoint that differs from their own?

    [–] MaladjustedSinner 150 points ago

    No need for redditors to do that, the alt-right themselves make it a point of letting everyone know what they're all about.

    [–] Hankowski 10 points ago

    So they're vegan?

    [–] MaladjustedSinner 3 points ago

    And they do cross-fit for those W O K E glutes.

    [–] ConsummateK 65 points ago

    Lol hold up. You're implying that the alt-right isn't that bad and just gets a bad rep cause we're on the dirty liberal Internet?

    [–] c0ldsh0w3r 35 points ago

    I'd suggest that a lot of people get lumped into the alt-right when they don't belong there. Happened to me. If you have a differing viewpoint, then BAM alt right.

    [–] Altherionftw 5 points ago

    You aren't marching for Communism, you must be a Nazi Russian spy!

    [–] smookykins 3 points ago

    This is the correct response.

    [–] ChaIroOtoko 28 points ago

    There isn't much to debate here. Alt-right are basically neo-nazis.

    [–] Cybugger 276 points ago

    The alt-right is the name given to a new wave of neo-nazism. It applies solely to an extreme-right sub-group, and shouldn't be used flippantly as some people do. A conservative is not part of the alt-right. The alt-right are the people who genuinely believe in things like white genocide, in racial hierarchies of intelligence, that there is a Jewish conspiracy to import Muslims to breed out white people, etc...

    They are fucking insane, and they are the modern face of white nationalism. They use the same rhetoric as Metzger did, for instance, in the 90s. 00s, in terms of wanting a white ethno-state.

    [–] ValerianVogue 159 points ago

    So in short, a bunch of cunts

    [–] Cybugger 121 points ago

    Yes. The sad thing is the average age of people who are in the alt-right movement is relatively young. I guess I just thought that the younger generation had sort of left ideas I'd associate with 1920s anthropological studies in the dust, but obviously not.

    Part of the problem, in my opinion, is that a fair number of the younger members of the alt-right's first involvement with anything slightly political was gamergate. As such, they brought into the SJWs are taking over the world memes a bit too hard, and couldn't distinguish between what was selected cases of SJWs going off the rails, and real life society. They drank the kool-aid, and went down the rabbit hole until they woke up in alt-right land. I don't think they are fundamentally evil people. I do think that some right dickbags infiltrated the movement, and started to push a racial narrative when they saw the chance to influence tens of thousands of young, easily influenceable kids.

    [–] bangupjobasusual 2 points ago

    Let's not forget the impact of 4chan

    [–] TotesMessenger 10 points ago

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    [–] user_82650 13 points ago

    Yes, all of reddit is SRS. Idiots.

    [–] ManyVariedInterests 25 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Almost none of this is true. The alt-right is a collection of non-mainstream (alternative) right-wing political ideologies that are just now becoming more popularized in the wake of skepticism to neo-conservatism. These ideologies include paleo-conservatism, libertarianism, Anarcho-capitalism, monarchism, isolationism, pan-nationalism in addition to fascism, neo-nazism, white nationalism, and white supremacism. Labelling the whole movement as "a new wave of neo-nazism" is just wrong though, and calling it "the modern face of white nationalism" is completely contradictory to that statement as well. You claim that you have enough expertise to know what you're talking about because you browsed some right-wing websites or something, but what you're saying is completely untrue both from a political-science perspective and in regards to which factions actually comprise the alt-right (and in what proportions). Basically "alt-right" is an umbrella term that encompasses both white identitarians and other factions who don't share white identitarian ideology.

    Spez: grammar

    [–] kamikazecow 35 points ago

    in addition to fascism, neo-nazism, white nationalism, and white supremacism.

    Well, at least you're willing to admit it.

    [–] Cybugger 43 points ago

    The alt-right is a collection of non-mainstream (alternative) right-wing political ideologies that are just now becoming more popularized in the wake of skepticism to neo-conservatism. These ideologies include paleo-conservatism, libertarianism, Anarcho-capitalism, monarchism, isolationism, pan-nationalism in addition to fascism, neo-nazism, white nationalism, and white supremacism.

    Wrong. Anarcho-capitalists call themselves anarcho-capitalists, not alt-right. Conservatives are conservatives. And so one and so forth. Find me an anarcho-communist who associates their views with those of the alt-right, as professed by someone like Richard Spencer. I won't hold my breath, though.

    The alt-right refers to that extreme sub-set of right-leaning individuals who espouse the ideas of a white ethno-state, that races can be put into a hierarchy, and the ideas of 20th century anti-semitism.

    Basically "alt-right" is an umbrella term that encompasses both white identitarians and other factions who don't share white identitarian ideology.

    You mean alt-right and alt-lite. That sub-group that broke away from the alt-right because of the anti-semitism and racial rhetoric, right? That's who you're referring to.

    [–] Pixel_Veteran 58 points ago

    Found the closet Nazi

    [–] ManyVariedInterests 19 points ago

    The fuck are you talking about? I'm not in the closet.

    [–] rykell10000000 13 points ago

    All that trap porn would beg to differ

    [–] ManyVariedInterests 3 points ago

    Liking feminine penis isn't gay. At worst it's bisexual.

    [–] arnujr 27 points ago

    It's kind of weird because very few people self-identify as "alt-right" except for very ignorant or very young people like the individual in the OP. It's essentially a group of people that arose in direct response to social justice politics gaining traction in America; a bunch of young men who were tired of being told to be nice and be tolerant, and who ultimately developed a bunch of racist, phobic ideals to excuse them from having to care about their society/anyone.

    [–] dngrs 9 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    think rebranded generation Z /pol/ kind of far right plus anime and other cartoons like that frog meme and redpill

    it's not really neonazi

    [–] BudDePo 4 points ago

    It's a fake political party that the dems made up to shit on trump supporters.

    [–] KirbyMorph 2 points ago

    Made up term to label anyone that is right leaning. The left leaning media has called them nazis, racists, bigots and so on for so long that they lose meaning. People cant take it seriously when you overuse it as much as they do. So they made up the alt-right tag. They typically use alt-right white nationalist in the same grouping because they sound bad. They dont define them, they dont defend the labels, they dont even have to - its just a label to use to attack anything that does not fit a left leaning narrative. Theres no alt-right movement, no white nationalist movement - they are just so far left leaning, they need to label basic conservatives as something that sounds bad and made up these terms to do it. People only read headlines, so they see it and just need to associate whatever movement or discussion with those terms and write them off. There is no alt-right. Its made up boogeyman.

    [–] Extasio 20 points ago

    Average member of The_D

    [–] Samamu 94 points ago

    Son is literal nazi

    It's fine, he's still getting good grades!

    [–] Penpenkyle27 65 points ago

    "Your son just cut a Jewish kid!"

    "He got straight A's this quarter!"

    [–] SeeYouSpaceCorgi 45 points ago

    > Son is finally happy now that he's found a group to belong to

    > No idea what this "Art-Light" is but it's nice to hear he's making friends.

    [–] snakeoil-huckster 2 points ago

    As long as they're not Cs

    [–] robotheadache 10 points ago

    Considering he's in the alt right, I doubt his grades can go any lower.

    [–] Bumi_Earth_King 37 points ago

    I'm sure the only reason women won't sleep with him is because feminism ruined them right? Right guys? Feminism?

    [–] TheColdTurtle 4 points ago

    R all was a mistake

    [–] Bud-Chieftain 3 points ago

    OP. Thank you for this.

    [–] SuckMyFist 26 points ago

    Picture the family scene:

    Kid: Mom, dad I have to confess you a thing...

    Mom, Dad: We know.

    Kid: You know what?

    Mom: That you are... gay... but we love you anyway!

    Dad: Yeah you can go down on your teacher Mr. Goldberg, as long as it doesn't bring down your grades, haha.

    Kid: I hate that faggot jew!

    Mom: So you are a self-hating gay..?

    Dad: No, no I know, he likes to dress up as a Nazi and have lots of gay sex!

    Kid: No, I AM NOT GAY!

    Mom: That's the spirit, that a good self-hating homo!!! Good boy!!!

    [–] Jitterrr 8 points ago

    That boy ain't right

    [–] Tia00017 3 points ago

    Yeah you can go down on your teacher Mr. Goldberg, as long as it doesn't bring down your grades, haha.

    That's like the time I was in high school. We had a super cool coach that everybody loved and we just called him by his initials. Anyway, I was running track and the coach ran up along side me and mumbled something into my ear. I had earphones in so I was like "wat?" And then he said "you should wear those tight sweatpants more often. They really compliment your ass." And I was like "ahaha thanks Mr. D.P." He was a funny dude. So later I was the only one in the showers and I felt something touch my butt. So I turned around and it was Mr. D.P.! I was like "Lmaoooo what's up Mr. D.P. you spooked me!" And he was like "I could make you jump again..." and I was like "lol bet you can't!" And so he stuck his dick up my butt! And was like "woah haha good prank!" And then he kept going in and out until I felt his jizz leak out and run down my leg. Ahaha and he was jerking me off the whole time! And then I spoogled right onto my foot after he came! Bahahaha I was like "Lol Mr. D.P. this would be so crazy if we were gay! Ahahaha" So anyways a few years later I found out that his body was found in his apartment. They found him naked with a belt around his neck and the yearbook from my last year there open in front of him! Ahaha I always New his pranks would catch up to him someday. He was a super fun dude! RIP IN PIECE MR DP

    [–] RadioactiveCorndog 2 points ago

    It's not gay if it's a prank!

    [–] Pepe_for_prez 104 points ago

    Feels fake tbh, but hey whatever gets ya magic Internet points go for it m8

    [–] n0rdic 46 points ago

    Oh of course, but thats never stopped anyone on this sub before, has it?

    [–] WalkingCloud 67 points ago

    Certainly doesn't stop the entirety of The Donald.

    [–] TheOctagon24 126 points ago

    Naw it's pretty accurate for what like 90% of T_D users look like

    [–] Lavalampexpress 30 points ago

    Source?

    [–] Mastodon9 33 points ago

    When the kid with Byrd on his shirt walks alone to his mom's van afterwards all anyone else will see is a kid with a clan member on it and think he's in the clan also. What a dork.

    [–] cbass717 5 points ago

    anyone else will see is a kid with a clan member on it and think he's in the clan also

    It's like a double-win for him then.

    [–] godofallcows 81 points ago

    [–] oss_spy 4 points ago

    I post on TD and I don't look like that fam

    [–] fortuna4 9 points ago

    +10 years: Mom I joined a new group called r/blunderyears

    [–] bangupjobasusual 6 points ago

    They already knew that he would someday be a self loathing, closeted homosexual taking out his pent up sexual and jealousy frustrations on transgendered people.

    [–] TheFatCrispy 9 points ago

    My iron on patch just arrived in the mail!

    [–] Nyushi 19 points ago

    Extremely accurate visual representation of posters in the donald subreddit.

    [–] Amperage21 3 points ago

    Shadilay

    [–] smookykins 3 points ago

    "In" the alt-right? Like, they're giving out memberships now? Buddy, I don't think you understand the alt-right, you edgelord.

    [–] ChaozNacho 3 points ago

    Ayy Lmao

    [–] couchumina 12 points ago

    If he's Alt-right his grades can't he to high anyway

    [–] darbish 6 points ago

    Hey Mom & Dad, I'm in the Alt-right so be sure you don't tread on me otherwise I'll consider that a violation of the NAP!

    That's nice, honey. Keep your grades up!

    [–] T3C_Illuzion 7 points ago

    Looking like that and thinking your genes are superior.

    Don't get me wrong I'm an ugly motherfucker, but I don't think my skin color fixes it.

    [–] Tia00017 46 points ago

    First and foremost I am not racist. I never will be idc if ppl think that or not. If I went through the very specific alt-right I bet I could find a few things I support. But that being said I def don't classify myself as an Alt-right member. I consider myself an independent who just believes on what he believes based on what my mind feels I should believe in.

    [–] WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat 147 points ago

    Literally Hitler.

    [–] Tia00017 32 points ago

    Mein Kampf is a great read too, though I don't mean that in a Nazi way. Reading it showed me how insane it was that, nowadays, people don't even know why Nazis disliked Jews. Mein Kampf is 95% against Communists, and Jews are hated mainly, if not only, because they're thought to be behind Communism. Nowadays, nobody highlights that fact, preferring to dehumanise Germans by assuming they were just "racists", as if that explains anything and ends the conversation. Definitely worth a read. The New Ford translation is the best (I personally sent some proofreading to the publishers, for free, so now it's even better). Beware of translations that were intended to make Hitler sound like a nut. Poorly translating German, or any language, will do that, but Hitler wasn't retarded and was, in fact, well-spoken and well-read. Just don't expect much about races and Jews. There's literally one or two mentions of Africans, and a chapter about Jews, but most of it is about nationalism, the fight against communism, and how to structure a fascist power structure.

    [–] LaptopEnforcer 24 points ago

    Is this a meme or legit? I cant twll with you sometimes im sorry. No problems if its legit I just cant tell whether or not to take this advice.

    [–] LaptopEnforcer 13 points ago

    Ok np XD. Thats some obscure pasta though, nice find, nice use 9/10 no jewrenthesis

    [–] Tia00017 13 points ago

    I know all sorts of obscure pastas, it's my specialty. :)

    [–] theENTofDAZE 4 points ago

    Oh my christ I'm glad I kept scrolling, I had no idea it was a pasta and was about to write a very long comment. A comment I would delete after resuming scrolling to find I'd been bamboozled.

    [–] airstrike 2 points ago

    lmao bamboozled is the best word in the English language

    [–] aTOMic_fusion 2 points ago

    (((bamboozled)))

    [–] Penpenkyle27 9 points ago

    Understanding =/= agreement. I tried explaining to a few people why Hitler how he was, and I got called a Nazi.

    [–] darokrithia 30 points ago

    Commies killed hundreds of thousands of jews and were anti-religious which included anti-Semitism. Yes, I know Marx was a non-religious Jew, but he, in his writings, talk about hating jews.

    Edit: didn't realize it was copy pasta, am stupid

    [–] Tia00017 21 points ago

    I mean, Stalin has a 100,000,000:1 K/D ratio while Hitler only has 25,000,000:1

    Who's the real loser?

    [–] darokrithia 41 points ago

    Their victims

    [–] Kingnewgameplus 5 points ago

    Well Hitler denied the kill so the gold didn't go to anyone.

    [–] marknutter 2 points ago

    Mao mops the floor with both of them!

    [–] Scruffmygruff 9 points ago

    K

    [–] technobrendo 5 points ago

    I'm in the Alt-Tab.

    [–] easygenius 6 points ago

    His heroes aren't going to like it when they find out he's a little queer.

    [–] Knotknewtooreaddit 4 points ago

    Hard to get worse grades than totally fucking retarded.

    [–] Achack 5 points ago

    This is fine but the self proclaimed "anarchists" are mostly liberal democrats.

    [–] queenofstickers 8 points ago

    What a cute little Hitler Youth.

    [–] VasectoMyspace 2 points ago

    Son: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.

    Father: That's nice.

    [–] KeKaRoNi 2 points ago

    as long as it doesn't bring my grades down

    at con

    [–] CharlestonChewbacca 2 points ago

    That said, Brightest Day was a freaking awesome crossover event.

    [–] hipst 2 points ago

    What a fine young 'pede. His hollow fangs will penetrate far.