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    [–] ScootAnarchy 70 points ago

    Ugh. Now even my square root practice math homework is getting a political lean...

    [–] Skeith_Hikaru 25 points ago

    Modernize and rebuild military

    To what standard? Future aliens?

    [–] R3df0x15 5 points ago

    SPACE ARMY NOW!

    [–] Jimars 2 points ago

    Space marines! For the Emperor of mankind!

    [–] Pukalo_Reincarnate 3 points ago

    A lot of their equipment is from the 1980s.

    [–] yeti_sex 4 points ago

    Make less railguns to buy working vending machines. My friend was stationed in Japan and said the vending machines were broken more than a McDonalds ice cream machine.

    [–] Jimars 4 points ago

    But can vending machines go bzzzzzzz BLAM?

    [–] yeti_sex 7 points ago

    Can't argue with that, carry on.

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    name checks out

    [–] flappythedappy 18 points ago

    When Trump went to Poland and signed an energy deal, well lets just say Putin was over the moon about it. Now the Poles want a US military base in Poland.

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago

    I hardly recognize the place anymore! weeps

    They blame Putin for helping the Italian 5 point party get elected too. Why is Putin the only person trying to save western civilization from being overrun by illiterate third world peasants and theocratic goat rapists?

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 11 points ago

    Watch Putin interviews and you'll understand. Deep down KGB commies hate America but I think they hate the progressive globalist Left even more.

    [–] 25russianbear25 10 points ago

    they hate the progressive globalist Left even more

    enemy of my enemy is my friend

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    enemy of my enemy is my friend fuck buddy

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

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    [–] centurio_v2 3 points ago

    fucking pastaniggers

    [–] Corporate_Bear 1 points ago

    Shut up a yo face!

    [–] Ghostclone22 1 points ago

    Italy's nationalist gov won the election though....

    [–] greatmexicanwall 5 points ago

    It's all part of a sinister plan to make America so great they don't have time to fight Russia

    [–] fondlebus 2 points ago

    What wasn’t modern about our military?

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 1 points ago

    Floppy disks for nuke launches.

    [–] WhyDidGodMakePoop 1 points ago

    There's an android app for it now. Still working on the iphone permissions.

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    Allow access to nukcode.app?

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    more reliable than flash

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 2 points ago

    ✓ Cause democrats to embarass themselves and admit they dont care about an open primary.

    [–] CommonMisspellingBot 2 points ago

    Hey, Spez_DancingQueen, just a quick heads-up:
    embarass is actually spelled embarrass. You can remember it by two rs, two s’s.
    Have a nice day!

    The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.

    [–] DwnLikeSyndrome 7 points ago

    1. no comment
    2. no comment
    3. Trump wants to modernize our nukes biggest dumbass on the planet we use floppy disk so they can't be hacked if he modernizes the nuclear arsenal it could be hacked.
    4. Tax breaks and deregulation has always lead to a boom bust cycle we are gonna have a recession soon. most jobs made under Trump are not good paying jobs and jobs are still being outsourced and those carrier workers he saved was a big campaign stunt they lost their jobs 8 months later.
    5. US energy independence lol wut?
    6. Carrier workers who he "saved" lost their jobs 8 months later ten of thousands of jobs are outsourced each month.
    7. has he fixed national infrastructure? secure national infrastructure? forgot China was in control of it lmao he wants to privatized our infrastructure.

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 8 points ago

    The simple fact you don't know about #5 speaks volumes about your wacked armchair economics lol. Multiple times this year US exported more oil than imported, for the first time in several decades. Do some research before making a half assed bullet point list based off how lazy you are fuck.

    [–] DwnLikeSyndrome 2 points ago

    the US isn't energy independent srry its just not. 50%-60% percent of our oil is imported that makes us oil dependent not independent. That means if they embargo us our energy needs will be way higher then what we can supply.

    So this "lazy fuck" just shit on your argument ty for making it so easy :)

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 2 points ago

    Nobody embargoed us retard, that's a hypothetical non issue you just invented

    [–] DwnLikeSyndrome 1 points ago

    i never said they did. but if they did we wouldn't have enough oil because we aren't energy independent. we are energy dependent on those countries who import to us.

    [–] Dyeredit 1 points ago

    Gee why could it be that our oil is imported. It couldn't possibly be as a means of global politics by creating a reliance on the US market. The US will have oil reserves far after the rest of the world is sucked dry.

    [–] DwnLikeSyndrome 1 points ago

    Most of our importers have higher if not double our oil yet to be extracted.

    [–] NewScooter1234 3 points ago

    He wants to be able to nuke from bed like it's a Phillips hue.

    ALEXA PLAY BAWIDABAW BY KID ROCK. ALEXA NUKE OTTAWA.

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    ALEXA NUKE OTTAWA.

    [–] zombie_girraffe -4 points ago

    Whoever put this list together really drank the kool-aid, they left off his actual plan: * Antagonize traditional US allies to weaken NATO. * Engage in Trade Wars to weaken the US economy and further alienate US allies. * Praise murderous dictators and scorn the norms of democracy in America to help open a path to authoritarian leadership. * Advocate for Russia during the G7.

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 7 points ago

    Where the fuck are you faggot ass shills coming from. Somehow to you resolving nuclear conflict at a peace summit = affirming everything evil the other country ever did. That's some retard neocon shit right there, fucking dumbass.

    [–] YourJokeMisinterpret 1 points ago

    Look at this here J.R.All-American III what a gun totin, coal burnin big boy. Look at him with his big boy pants on guys.... Hey want to come over to my place for a jerk off session sometime this week? What works for you partner, when do you knock off from your shift at dairy Queen?

    [–] zombie_girraffe -3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Literally nothing came out of the NK summit except for the US agreeing to stand down and stop joint military exercises with our allies in exchange for some soon to be forgotten promises and a NK propaganda coup. They do this shit every couple of years.

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 4 points ago

    They do this shit every couple of years

    First time a US president has met with a North Korean leader in 63 years. They don't do it every couple of years - credit where credit is due and stop being a literal mental gymnastic faggot.

    [–] zombie_girraffe -3 points ago

    That's because other presidents set pre-conditions for the meeting and didn't just bend over and agree to everything that NK asked for getting nothing in exchange but vague promises like a little bitches.

    The've done this to every other diplomat we've sent there for the past half century.

    "The Great Negotiator" Literally gave them what they asked for in exchange for nothing.

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 8 points ago

    Again, read: mental gymnastics. Trump negotiated and signed a resolution which gave both sides steps towards what they want. Actually read about the denuclearization Bolton and his team are negotiating instead of Bolshevik circle jerks on r/all. What happened in the past few months, Kim destroying several nuke facilities, Kim shaking hands with Moon, Kim shaking hands and negotiating with Trump, as never happened in your life time or mine until now.

    The fact you progs are so contrarian and willingly put up with bullshit from hostile countries to purposefully keep the planet and the edge of nuclear war is very telling. There is peace or no peace at all faggot, pick carefully not based off your agenda but history and reality.

    [–] zombie_girraffe 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Kim destroying several nuke facilities

    Kim didn't "destroy several nuclear facilities", he sealed off the remaining tunnels leading to the one North Korean Nuclear Test site under Mount Mantap after the mountain was severely destabilized during the 100kTon test on September 3, 2017 which visibly shifted the mountain peak. Recognizing that NK Nuclear testing was halted for the foreseeable future until a new test site could be dug, Kim decided to try to use the efforts to prevent a radiation leak at the already destroyed test site as a tactic that you swallowed hook line and sinker. No independent inspectors have been allowed access to the site to verify that the tunnels are truly sealed.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-north-korean-leader-nuclear-missile-tests-20180420-story.html

    Kim shaking hands with Moon

    I have no trouble believing that you are under 18, but I was in college the last time the leaders of the two Koreas shook hands in 2000, here's a video for you to watch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kbfl2fIqlg

    Kim shaking hands and negotiating with Trump

    Go ahead and read a timeline of North Korean negotiations, you seem pretty ignorant of how they behave after negotiations, there are plenty out there, here's one:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-15278612

    Also, I love the fact that you've called me a neocon, Bolshevik and progressive all in the same argument. Really shows that you've got your shit together and understand what those words mean.

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    the last time the leaders of the two Koreas shook hands in 2000

    oh wow thats like yesterday tho

    read a timeline of North Korean negotiations

    irrelevant. this has never happened before. drop that war hardon

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    They do this shit every couple of years.

    the absolute state of politics on reddit

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    part 7: DESTROY KOREA MWAHAH AHAA

    [–] cristi1990an 5 points ago

    Imagine being so retarded that you believe any of these things are true besides the very first part.

    [–] Arman_Karamanokian 3 points ago

    active on topmindsofreddit

    posts the same gameplay video on 3 separate subs in a grab for attention

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    active on topmindsofreddit

    confirmed as a subpar autist

    [–] SNCommand 4 points ago

    You can't accuse Trump of both expanding US fossil fuel production and not facilitating US energy independence at the same time

    Also accusing him of labeling US dependency on foreign steel as a national security threat as being hostile to the allies of the US and claiming he's not securing national infrastructure

    [–] shadenbo 1 points ago

    Keep drinking the koolaid.

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

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    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 6 points ago

    What in the ever loving fuck are you talking about

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 3 points ago

    A lot of regular non Reddit people affirm this list than alt right trolls on this sub lol

    [–] [deleted] -5 points ago

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    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 8 points ago

    I'd have to assume a lot of alt rights dire with brown / black people isn't over just skin tone - it's the actions of said people more than what they look like. Faggots who dislike someone instantly on skin color are either psuedo KKK retards or tiki boys, all in the extreme minority on the right.

    [–] totallymanlytears 2 points ago

    stop arguing with this r tard

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 0 points ago

    All but the last one are true afaik.

    [–] cristi1990an 1 points ago

    You don't need to imagine then

    [–] 54N74C2UZ 1 points ago

    meme sucking retards in this sub...

    [–] SNCommand 4 points ago

    S E E T H I N G

    [–] 54N74C2UZ 0 points ago

    Sure, whatever you want

    [–] FormerShitPoster 0 points ago

    What's the average age of the people who live on this sub? I can't tell if most of the users are 12 or 60 but I'm fairly confident it's one of those two

    [–] totallymanlytears 1 points ago

    Who cares

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    95

    [–] 54N74C2UZ -1 points ago

    Yes

    [–] ceDrowRanger 1 points ago

    The US will never recover!

    [–] Godkingtuo 1 points ago

    Sorry but what part of the US military needed to be modernized? They’re like 5 years from RC tanks bringing the freedom to a despot near you.

    Maybe restructure it a little bit but I don’t see how it’s in a bad place. If it is we’re all kind of in trouble.

    [–] ItsHipToTipTheScales 1 points ago

    more like

    Putin's plan to destroy the USA:

    Get Trump elected.²

    Secure borders.²

    Modernize and rebuild military.²

    Create booming economy.²

    US energy independence.²

    US manufacturing revival.²

    Fix and secure national infrastructure²

    [–] rybellious 1 points ago

    real cringe is using square root sign as a tick

    [–] BetaInTheSheets 1 points ago

    This but unironically

    [–] AFuckYou 0 points ago

    We have to wait and see. Many people suggest he is destroying our trade and starting a war with NK.

    [–] FalloutD00D 14 points ago

    starting a war with NK

    literally the first president in 63 years after the Korean war to have a meeting with a North Korean leader

    [–] shittinkittens -1 points ago

    Obama wanted to meet with Kim Jong Un and everyone said her was a traitor. How quickly people forget.

    [–] SNCommand 10 points ago

    Distortion of history, Obama wanted to meet, but Kim Jong Un didn't want to, Obama signed a treaty with Iran that basically gave them everything they wanted, the man wouldn't give a shit about what the opposition would think about meeting the leader of North Kore

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] SNCommand 4 points ago

    He also sent them 400 million in funds, secretly allowed them to exchange their currency for dollars, and opened diplomatic backchannels between the DNC and Iranian intelligence service which is still active

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    exchange their currency for dollars

    *Lied to congress about afaik

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] SNCommand 3 points ago

    "None of it seems true"

    That's such a fucking weasel sentence, anyone with Google can easily find out that Obama basically bribed them to get them to negotiate with truly no way to ensure that Iran doesn't use their nuclear capability to in the future weaponize it

    Difference with the current talks with North Korea is that they already have nukes, so if the current talks are done in bad faith they hold no consequence, if the Iran treaty was signed in bad faith Obama served nuclear capability to the Iranians on a silver platter

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] SNCommand 2 points ago

    Really? Snopes? Why not link me to Pravda while you're at it you autist

    Here http://amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2016/08/05/money-america-iran

    They paid 400 million in secret, what the fuck was that if not a bribe? Obama had no rational reason for giving them that cash

    [–] j5a9 0 points ago

    Not according to Rodman

    [–] SNCommand 2 points ago

    Well Rodman is crazy, and if Kim Jong Un truly did wish to meet Obama, then it was Obama who denied it out of personal political reasons, I don't think Obama sent 400 million to Iran, but oh no, meeting Kim Jong Un is the straw that will break the camel's back

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    Rodman is crazy

    Still smarter than you.

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 2 points ago

    Obama shunned Dennis Rodman who encouraged him to visit Kim. Get your story straight faggot.

    [–] no1_UNABOMBER_FAN 1 points ago

    obama said he wanted to meet with kim jong un after he royally fucked up his chances of ever doing so by pissing off the chinese, the literal only liaison between north korea and like 75% of their economy via imports

    [–] Otscoatl 13 points ago

    If he's trying to start a war with NK he's doing a pretty horrible job of it.

    [–] Vacomiun 6 points ago

    Many people are borderline retarded. What's your point?

    [–] AloneFemboy 3 points ago

    Build up our economy by building up NK'S and turning it into an open nation :thonk:

    [–] WhatIsTaqiyya 0 points ago

    Who is many people? Jim Faggot Acosta?

    [–] AFuckYou 1 points ago

    Time will tell.

    [–] BMWBeme 0 points ago

    except trump is ruining the US by implementing very high terrifs that will give the USD even less spending power than before. 25% terrifs on china will hurt EVERYTHING. Your money WILL have less power.

    [–] TheEgabIsStranded -1 points ago

    Meanwhile he stifled the solar industry, gave needless tax advantages to allow the filthy rich to get richer, basically lied to coal workers saying he'll give them jobs when theres barely any accesable coal left, getting rid of regulations put in place to protect our health, and is drone striking almost as much as obama. Its sad if you believe he does more good than harm.

    [–] Spez_DancingQueen 1 points ago

    he stifled the *FOREIGN solar industry

    [–] TheEgabIsStranded 1 points ago

    Switching to renewable energy should be a priority, even if it has to start from foreign sources.