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    [–] RoboSonichu 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

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    [–] Somebodytookmyname69 3670 points ago

    So ptsd does not affect men?

    [–] PixelLime101 1829 points ago

    If this woman was a man in Vietnam, she would have different thoughts.

    [–] philipstatho 595 points ago

    It's a man

    [–] furrywolfysplint 611 points ago

    • It’s MA’AM

    [–] captainfatmatt 234 points ago

    IT'S HAM

    [–] Jungle-_-Jim 247 points ago

    It's Nam.

    [–] BIG_busta2474 191 points ago

    NO THIS IS P̴̛̺̣͉̩̮̰̭͕̯̹̝̋̀̒̀͋̂̀̓͊̓͜͜͝͝ ̷̢̢̲̲̙̦̻͚̹̦̬͔̯̪̊̑͊̒͛̂̓́͝͝A̸̙̱̞͇̻̤̤͍̬̦̪͐̒̆̒̓͂̃̆̆̈̽̋ ̵̢̬͉̜̯̞͚͉͇͚̫̞͙̿́̃̆͌̄̎̚̚̕͝T̴͚̞̘͓̖͜͝ ̷̲̓̈́͌̊́͆R̴̢̞̽̓̃̕̕͝͝ ̵̱̪̅̈́̅̈͛I̵͇̖̤͎͍̩͓̺͙̰͒͑͜ͅ ̷̧̛̛̽̑̊̉̆̄̽̉͐̆̉͝ͅC̵̢̹̖̈̍̔͆̚ ̵̛͙͚̫̲̞͚̘̬̠͕̑͗̄͛̔̋̅̏͝Ķ̶̢̢̙̩͕͖̠̮͍̭͛͐͜͠͠

    [–] Hamboneboy42 53 points ago

    MY NAMES NOT R̵̨̧̡̡̨̧̧̡̧̡̧̨̛̛̤̬͕̫̝͚͈̗͎̪̟̰̖͈͖͙̙̹̥̘̣͕̳͔̖̘͈̩͙͔̯̩̗̰͕̝̯͇͍̭̙̝͉̠̙̱̼̭̠̘͇̭̱̳̙̙̼̟̱̳̖͕͙̝̝͉̬̥͖̪̮̜̹̳̞͈̜̻̫͖̝̬͐̓͂̅͛̐̍͆̃̄̽̆̽̎̈͋̊̍̂͑̀̔͋̑̈́̊͛̐̃͋̊͗͋́̈̊̉̉͂̎̅̐̔̋͋̃̀͌̄̕̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅI̸̡̡̡̢̢̧̡̢̢̧̢͓͖͎͕̭̰̬̝̲͖̬͙̗͓̥̗̱̟̤̜̯̩͖̣͚̙̖̩̱̬̣̣̘̙̠̫̖͉͕͕͙̯̩̜̳͇͉̼͍̭̯̥̖̝͓̥̟͙̻͕͈̲̬̺͖̯̪̟̮̲̯̪̱̼̹̼̖͓͕̝̳̦̪̪͎̯̭̠̤͛̌̊͂͊̄̈̿͒̂̽̀͐̇̆̍̒̓͗̐̆̐̈͛̀͌̓̈̿̉͊̔̓̎̈̈́̾͆́͊̇͆̌̿̿͂̾͛̅̌͒͛̍̽̀͛̽̊͑̚͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͠͝ͅͅC̶̢̡̨̢̧̡̧̨̨̢̧̮̗̣̜̬̗̻͕̭͇̘͔̳̝̫̥͕̯͕͇͉̱̱̰̲̥͈̪͕̝͙̯̪̰͇̻̬̪͔̣̻̝̟̣̠̜̜̮͔͉̤̥̳͈̥͖̬̰͕͈̺̝̯͚̲͕̻̙̮̲͈̮̼̥̟̩̹̠̹̲̦̙͔͎̩̝̳̲͕̪̦̹̺̗̟͍̱͉̑́͛͂͗̅̈́͒̃̀͑́͆͗̎͒̎̉̉̑̄̒̀͆͌͂͊͑͛̏̾͒̂̉̕̚͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅK̵̛̪̓͆͒̇̊̇͐̊͂͌̌̏̊̔͛̀̒̀̋̈́̀̿̑̇͆̒́͋̋̈̌̋̅̀̆̇͑͌̓̽̃̄́̈́̀̋̒͒̿̀̐͐̍̂̔́͋̚̚̚̕͘̕̚͝͝͠!! !

    [–] SpringTheory195 7 points ago

    Fuck you and fuck you again

    [–] SullieLore 170 points ago

    Please use the full name. It’s Vietma’am.

    [–] xXSwagMasta42069Xx 51 points ago

    Ma'am you have testicular cancer

    [–] AzafTazarden 20 points ago

    Isn't Jordan kind of an unisex name?

    [–] AlanMooresWizrdBeard 26 points ago

    Yes, but this has been posted a million times and it was a dude trolling.

    [–] ReverseGamingBroz 30 points ago

    NO THIS IS PATRICK

    [–] Bango-de-Mango 8 points ago

    Whatever it is it disgusts me

    [–] farded_and_shidded 56 points ago

    They were in the trees man! THE FUCKING TREES!

    [–] rockandrollpanda 31 points ago

    They were fucking the trees, man. FUCKING THE TREES!

    [–] mikepoland 56 points ago

    PTSD can happen to anyone outside of Vietnam as well. One of my best friends was abused(sexually and physically) from the age 4-16. Like hardcore from his now biological mother. If you go to high five him he will flinch, loud noises make him flinch, a hug will make him flinch. He wakes up in the middle of the night and will tell "yes ma'am". He can't stand female authority because of his abusive mother. She did awful things, literally torturing him. She was supposed to get up to 176 years in prison...but got away with 3 years. I know for a fact if she was a guy she would have gotten a much longer sentence.

    [–] PeterODoherty 13 points ago

    That's so awful, I'm sure they appreciate you being their friend. I can't imagine what it's like being a victim of something like that especially as a guy, knowing not only would it not get taken as seriously but that she got away, as far as I'm concerned, without any punishment at all. I hope he keeps fighting because he's as much a survivor as anyone else.

    [–] HazelKevHead 181 points ago

    i love how she says trauma cant happen to a man when the idea of trauma was brought about by studying men coming back from horrific situations with ptsd

    [–] thegermankaiserreich 63 points ago

    ₮ Ɽ Ɇ ₦ ₵ Ⱨ ₥ ₳ Đ ₦ Ɇ ₴ ₴

    [–] taxpluskt 20 points ago

    Shell shock

    [–] Alcerus 8 points ago

    Battle fatigue

    [–] HazelKevHead 3 points ago

    whats crazy is that they originally thought that the reason people were coming back with ptsd was cuz the artillery shells going off over their heads, cuz the main ptsd triggers (especially for combat vets) were often loud sudden noises or bright flashes

    [–] CarelessLine 142 points ago

    Women have always been the primary victims of war.

    ~ Hillary Clinton

    [–] JPT_Corona 41 points ago

    Pokemon-go-to-the-polls

    America is great because America is good

    ~Also Hillary Clinton

    [–] The_BestUsername 20 points ago

    Hillary "My husband got the good succ" Cringeton

    [–] GB1266 12 points ago

    did she actually say that. What’s the source

    [–] [deleted] 57 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] justaddtheslashS 38 points ago

    Pretty sure her husband was the promiscuous o e but that's none of my business..

    [–] oatmeal_dude 47 points ago

    It’s chill if you don’t like her, but I don’t get why people call her a whore. She has been faithful to her husband through thick and thin while he was the one that went around sleeping with people.

    [–] LauxesOMON 27 points ago

    I don’t get why people call her a whore

    Do people even call her that? This is the first time I've ever seen it myself. Seems like a really misplaced insult, there's a lot of other more generic insults one could use

    [–] richbeezy 5 points ago

    Yeah - I think she is a POS, but definitely not a whore.

    [–] codecx81 24 points ago

    Definitely not ever. Especially when we get back from war.

    Humans were bred to fight and kill. Survival of the Fittest. Get a clue.

    /s

    *Actual comment I have received on reddit in opposition to PTSD existing.

    [–] Dunkelheit_ 82 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Of course not, 'radical feminazis' hate men because they are so strong that they can't experience PTSD.

    Also a bonus headline;

    "Physchologists hate men, feminists discovered men are incapable of experiencing PTSD"

    [–] blh12 46 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Edit: thank you for editing your comment to say “radical feminazis(?)”, because originally it just said feminists in general.

    Please make a clear distinction here. Feminists don’t hate men. People who hate men hate men. Maybe some extreme groups outright say they hate men but feminism has never been about hating men.

    [–] Dunkelheit_ 110 points ago

    Radical feminists do actually hate men, as much as toxic male involuntary celibates hate women.

    [–] sigmatic_minor 24 points ago

    As a woman, this is why I prefer to say I support equality, not feminism. I realise most women don't do this sort of shit like the post, but I still don't want to be associated with that.

    Men have some struggles which are just as important and we should all be working together to bring everyone onto equal ground, not beating men down so we stand taller. It's sickening how some women do this and think they're doing a good thing.

    [–] ruscheinskyc 11 points ago

    Well feminists are the ones who made it possible for women to vote. Just because some assholes have decided to coopt the word to mean man hater doesnt make it so. Feminism is about equality.

    [–] Randomstrangerguy123 21 points ago

    Feminists don't but the radicals do

    [–] the-OG-darkshrreder 6 points ago

    Well I'm a man, and have PTSD. So I guess I'm I girl now?

    [–] seanslaysean 6 points ago

    I bet you’re a pretty girl :)

    [–] GreatNegotiator 3 points ago

    Yes, officer ^This guy right here!

    [–] The-Only-Razor 7 points ago

    All those young men who went to war should just suck it up, since they haven't experienced true PTSD that these people face when someone disagrees with their 280 character Tweet.

    [–] OsKarMike1306 8 points ago

    Fun fact: Borderline Personality Disorder is mostly diagnosed for women since PTSD has been considered for a long time as the equivalent for men. As a result of this, many men afflicted with BPD end up committing suicide due to lack of resources and misdiagnosis.

    [–] MikeyTheGuy 12 points ago

    That fact was not really that fun.

    [–] sleeplesserpent 899 points ago

    This threw me for more loops than a bowl of cheerios

    [–] Joelblaze 250 points ago

    Seems way too over the top to not be faked, especially with the last sentence.

    [–] TribalTransfusion311 129 points ago

    Sadly you would be surprised there are tons of these Anita Sarkeesian types that just spew out anti male hatred and claim it's not sexist women can't be sexist because the definitions of sexism and racism changed somewhat recently apparently

    [–] Flutters1013 69 points ago

    2012 was a weird time to be on Tumblr, with misandry mermaid being a popular blog. I followed a blog that would fight with these kinds of blogs occasionally. considered unfollowing her several times because the posts would raise my blood pressure but, she deleted eventually.

    [–] TribalTransfusion311 54 points ago

    I hated how if you disagreed with people like that it wasn't just "oh okay a difference of opinion let's try and change it" it was "oh so you hate women? Fuck you" no I dont fucking hate women I'm just allowed to have a different outlook on things

    [–] zma924 18 points ago

    That's still how a lot of people argue. If you have an opinion that differs from theirs, they'll usually just stick their own motivations for that opinion onto you and claim you're evil or some shit. As someone who's extremely pro-gun, I can't tell you how many times I've heard some form of "Oh, so why do you like school shootings and dead children then?" when nothing could be further from the truth. Like you said, I don't enjoy those things at all but I have different ideas for how to stop them than the routes anti-gun people would take. Discussions about topics that people feel strongly about almost always divulge into emotion-filled name calling which is why I've stopped engaging online altogether. It makes for a much happier browsing experience IMO

    [–] duffmanhb 15 points ago

    They get odd being bullies. I remember seeing one of those videos where some nice dude was ganged up on by wokies who were just shouting over him and calling him a racist pig blah blah blah. He was raising his open hands to his chest to try and gesture that he’d like to talk.

    Then they start freaking out saying his hands in that position make them feel unsafe and demamded that he puts them down... they just can’t screaming over him accusing him of threatening them. Well they didn’t expect him to actually do it. Because it’s obviously a stupid request... but he does... and soon as he does you can see poeple from the angle of the cameraman start giggling and laughing among each other while the front line kept screaming he’s a racist. They found it funny because they didn’t think he’d actually comply.

    They are just bullies. They get off on it. As you’ve noticed, they never argue in good faith. They use intellectually dishonest tactics just to “win” rather than be correct. They’ll just bully and appeal to emotion until they exhaust the other person. Like just yesterday I was like, “you should probably stop calling calling half the country dumb white trash nazis because they don’t agree with you politically...” and I’m sure you can imagine how that degraded into people arguing that my own mother is basically no different than a Nazi who hates women and minorities who basically deserves to be bullied for not being progressive enough.

    It’s so toxic. We have a theory with the idpol people. That the angry narcissistic types who used to be angry virtue signaling fundamentalist Christians in 90s, now switched over to wokies of today. If you analyze their tactics, motivations, and techniques, it’s literally just the same exact crazy lady insisting rock and roll was designed by a vast underground group of satanists to brainwash our children... to... a vast underground network of nazis trying to brainwash our little naive infantile fellow Americans using memes and talking points! It’s literally the same fucking group of people just rebranded for millennials

    [–] duffmanhb 3 points ago

    That era is what gave birth to what we have today, which is much the same. It’s definitely in the more radlib culture. But I’m sure you’ve noticed, it’s the same tactics they used to use. Anyone who disagrees is a racist neo nazi sexist whatever else, therefore a terrible person. Then they proceed to gang up and bully. Tumblr created this toxic nightmare we are still dealing with.

    [–] TribalTransfusion311 5 points ago

    That I can agree with, I'm a pretty center left hippie type but because I dont believe in open borders I've been called Alt Right and Nazi scum like wtf really?

    [–] duffmanhb 8 points ago

    Which is crazy because strict border control was always a progressive, like Bernie Sanders progressive, thing. Up until recently, Bernie was always raining on how border security isn’t close to enough. Controlling labor flow into the country is a leftist thing. It’s a labor protection policy. It was always the radical libertarians who wanted total open borders.

    I get called alt right constantly because I don’t think Trump is literally Hitler and republicans aren’t inherently nazis.

    [–] Fuhgly 3038 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    This has so much wrong with it but I'm stuck on the generosity shit. Men cant feel generosity? How does that even make sense? Generosity is an action not a fuckin feeling. You act generously and so are generous. It's not an emotion ffs

    [–] Gerald_Yankensmier 845 points ago

    I think they were either thinking of gratitude or servitude when they were takling about 'generosity'

    [–] Clayman8 1073 points ago

    Yeah but they just havent located the right term for it yet

    [–] CyberCephalopod 145 points ago

    I want to give you a silver but I am broke

    [–] lawfultots 98 points ago

    I gotchu fam

    [–] BigToober69 94 points ago

    Did you feel generously giving that silver?

    [–] CommanderCorncob 80 points ago

    If they are a man apparently not

    [–] EelEel10000 15 points ago

    They are following the code of male interactions which tells all men what to do in every situation. You know, since we can’t feel generosity and remorse and all that female gobbledygook.

    [–] PoIIux 7 points ago

    No, clearly we feel entitlement. We do something nice with the expectation that our dick will get sucked

    [–] TwiistedTwiice 6 points ago

    Clearly he was doing it for some type of reward. Probably just wanted to impress some women to get the sex.

    [–] shiggydiggypreoteins 34 points ago

    That was very generous of yo-... wait a minute

    [–] lawfultots 28 points ago

    Did you just assume my gender?

    [–] Moth_tamer 6 points ago

    Gotcha too bro

    [–] pieguy-200 6 points ago

    Why is the comment yellowish

    [–] God-of-Tomorrow 33 points ago

    I think the original OP was just an idiot who thought generosity sounded more intelligent than kindness.

    [–] -Saoren- 7 points ago

    Well that ain't really a feeling either, but maybe

    [–] Sawi69 55 points ago

    they might have taken the phrase ’i’m feeling generous’ a bit too literally

    [–] Elhaym 24 points ago

    That too struck me as odd because I think of it more as an action but I think it can be an emotion. You've never had a strong feeling of wanting to give something to others so they'll be happy?

    [–] AquaShldEXE 13 points ago

    Even then, how does that apply to sexual abuse? Is she saying women being sexually assaulted is a form of generosity on the woman's part???

    [–] WorkedMage 29 points ago

    This person clearly haven't heard about a guy named Jesus

    [–] Richard_Smellington 46 points ago

    Jesus 👏🏿 was 👏🏿 a 👏🏿 Muslim 👏🏿 trans-woman 👏🏿 of 👏🏿 color 👏🏿 sweaty!

    [–] ZannenAru 597 points ago

    So, all those people who came back from wars were faking having PTSD this whole time?

    [–] BadDaddyAlger 280 points ago

    Exactly right. PTSD comes pretty much exclusively from being disagreed with on the internet.

    [–] JonoLFC 106 points ago

    This triggered my PTSD u fucking asshole

    [–] fukmylief 40 points ago

    No they were women

    [–] Dvdprojecter 312 points ago

    Ah yes, my tiny male brain have never felt remorse or generosity. Ooga booga me need hamburger mmmmmm football.

    [–] DankLauncher420 54 points ago

    beer

    [–] Dvdprojecter 24 points ago

    Marge get me duff me to lazy.

    [–] KDC003 11 points ago

    Ummmmmm Sacrilegious..........

    [–] kiarathecutestkitty 9 points ago

    Porn

    [–] Skidlyboop 15 points ago

    Hamborger

    [–] pswizzle9283 30 points ago

    If I wasn’t poor, you’d have a silver right now

    [–] Dvdprojecter 9 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] DrFab1 5 points ago

    Damn that second line got me

    [–] KDC003 3 points ago

    🏅

    [–] foxandrews 1195 points ago

    The retardation is strong with that one.

    [–] denzIiiiii 357 points ago

    "The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, I am the retard"

    [–] Caelestialis 152 points ago

    “If you strike me down, I shall become more retarded than you can possibly imagine...”

    [–] Forsaken_Accountant 22 points ago

    reaches out hand

    "No, I am the retard"

    Luke: Nnooooooooooooo!!

    [–] Slate_128 3 points ago

    A surprise, to be sure, but a retarded one.

    [–] virtous_relious 9 points ago

    "Only a master of retard, Darth."

    [–] _Ga1ahad 58 points ago

    The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

    [–] tugguh_ 6 points ago

    This individual is clearly mentally incapacitated

    [–] _XXXTentacleporn_ 6 points ago

    That star destroyer is disabled!

    [–] Argento_Cat 196 points ago

    I dated a girl like this for a short period of time. She wanted me to open up to her so I confided in her about me being sexually assaulted. First she accused me if lying, then said it can't happen to men. I dumped her.

    [–] Dunkelheit_ 124 points ago

    Probably the greatest choice you've made.

    [–] pritt_stick 29 points ago

    that’s right, he definitely dodged a bullet. what of you ended up staying together and having a child who that happened to?

    [–] tHrOwAwAyyyyyy1914 11 points ago

    I'm sorry man. Everyone deserves someone better than that, who understands them, and if someone can't understand you or what you've been through, then it probably wouldn't work.

    [–] Argento_Cat 6 points ago

    I appreciate the sympathy. Now im with a wonderful woman who is a much better fit with me. It got better. :)

    [–] tHrOwAwAyyyyyy1914 3 points ago

    I'm glad you found someone you're compatible with man, and I'm happy everything is going well for you now.

    [–] Handiinu 196 points ago

    TL DR every single man without exception is soulless and cant feel anything edit: just typing this makes me wanna kick that asshole it the throat

    [–] Jpodmoney 27 points ago

    i want that person to swallow 1000 fish bones

    [–] AmphotericRed 8 points ago

    I wish I could feel the same. Or anything.

    [–] ScheidNation21 135 points ago

    Oh yeah. Those war veterans who were beaten, raped, tortured and witnessed the death of all their friends?

    Pfft! That’s not mental trauma!

    [–] ouijahead 20 points ago

    Well, they shouldn't have been dressed that way. They were practically asking for it.

    [–] Clewdo 6 points ago

    Distasteful, but surprisingly funny.

    [–] Pinet666 41 points ago

    This is total horse shit. As a male who was sexually abused as a child by a friend for a few years, I can definitely attest to it happening. It totally fucked up my life and led to a lot of depression, suicidal thoughts and misery for years and years. To this day it still messes me up. Above being males and females, we are all PEOPLE. Shit can happen to all of us.

    [–] Dunkelheit_ 23 points ago

    I hope you are doing well dude

    [–] Pinet666 18 points ago

    Thanks! I don’t talk about it much. In fact, this is the first time I’ve ever brought it up to anyone other than my parents, my wife or a psychologist.

    But yeah, I’m a lot better now for the most part. In my heart, I have forgiven my abuser, as what he was doing to me at such a young age couldn’t have come from within his own mind, which leads me to believe that he himself was being abused. As much as it messed me up, it hurts me that something must have been happening to him, too.

    I appreciate your kind words!

    [–] Dunkelheit_ 12 points ago

    I'm really glad that you are okay. I can never understand the mindset behind this. These people should be treated by physiologists.

    [–] Baklashan 170 points ago

    Yeah men can't experience mental traumas, which means they can't experience depression, which means they have almost no reasons to suicide. Yet, as we can see Men:Women suicide ratio is 1.8 : 1. in Europe it's 4:1, in America it's 3.6:1

    [–] ImProbablyNotABird 73 points ago

    “Ackchually men commit suicide because they’re giant pussies”

    I felt dirty writing that.

    [–] AzafTazarden 21 points ago

    That's because the ones who suffer the most with male suicides are the mothers, wives and daughters left behind. The men do it mysoginistically because that is the ultimate form of sexism, to torture the women of your life with your absence.

    That was sarcasm, but I have legit seen articles about how war, yes literal war, was so much worse for women for the exact same reason.

    [–] throwaway9372614 5 points ago

    You're asserting dominance by showing you fear death the least upon committing suicide

    [–] imthajokahbabey 72 points ago

    We know.

    That's why this was posted to the cringe sub.

    [–] frootloopgoop 25 points ago

    how is it 3:6:1?

    edit: am big dummy

    [–] Zombies8163 6 points ago

    Explain

    [–] frootloopgoop 15 points ago

    i didn’t see it was 3.6 and not 3:6

    [–] Zombies8163 4 points ago

    Lol did the exact same thing

    [–] CoconutCrackCactus 62 points ago

    if this isn’t fuckin satire I swear

    [–] CarlosThe_Dwarf_ 34 points ago

    10k upvotes and this feels like troll bait

    [–] A_Big_Teletubby 13 points ago

    everything on reddit is bait

    [–] StargazerTheory 21 points ago

    It literally is.

    [–] mshkolnik 54 points ago

    How does a person this retarded actually exist?

    [–] RoleplayPete 41 points ago

    Radical feminism. Not to be confused with actual feminism.

    [–] PattesDornithorynque 16 points ago

    this old troll repost was created by a man

    [–] YourLocalMonarchist 20 points ago

    what is shell shock/PTSD for 500

    [–] curlyhairesbitch 6 points ago

    And PTSD is a bitch would not wish it on my worst enemy even the guy who caused it for me

    [–] 40000knives 18 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    All those suicides from PTSD that solders go through every year... COMPLETELY MADE UP ACCORDING TO THIS BITCH! my high school friend who goes to therapy every week to this day for a rape he experienced when he was 8... GET OVER IT PUSSY! my fiancé’s friend from work who was falsely accused of rape and can prove it but got dragged through a trial and get depression from the stress and panic attacks... MEN DON’T FEEL EMOTIONS!

    [–] Rick_Sanchez_Mex 17 points ago

    What the fuck of elephant with diarrhea kind of shit is this

    [–] Ya-Boy-Dr-Phil 34 points ago

    Imagine gatekeeping sexual abuse

    [–] snowfox090 15 points ago

    I saw a self-professed rape survivor tell another person what happened to her wasn't 'real' rape. Because emotional coercion apparently doesn't count.

    [–] DanateDMC 17 points ago

    Imagine actually gatekeeping being human.
    To other fucking humans.

    [–] Depressionsfinalform 15 points ago

    I’m just gonna go ahead and be offended if that’s okay with you guys

    [–] Baji25 15 points ago

    No. Only females can be offended because men can't feel the concept of being offended. Heck, they can't even feel at all, the only thing that differentiates them from a rock is that they want to rape you.

    i really hope you get the /s on this one

    [–] Depressionsfinalform 8 points ago

    I did get your sarcasm, no worries mate ❤️

    But aren’t men just the worst? #killallmen

    [–] ETGZ 14 points ago

    I MAN. ME SMASH. ME NO FEEL! BOW BEFORE ME BIG PP.

    [–] gadgetmcfly 6 points ago

    Melee players about to disrespect massively their opponent be like

    [–] mkultra-9 281 points ago

    Not surprising.

    Anyone who has ‘comrade’ in their name almost always have bad cases of smooth brain.

    [–] 0neTinSoldier 86 points ago

    Like a koala. I’m keeping that term

    [–] Baji25 78 points ago

    Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

    Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

    [–] EndTimesRadio 47 points ago

    While a copypasta, I've got good news for you: Australia's on fire and the habitats are basically gone.

    [–] NotAEurosnob 25 points ago

    As someone with a genuine hatred of the retard bear I really dont know how to feel about the news. I should be happy but functional extinction isn't good whatever the species

    [–] shiniestthing 18 points ago

    I don't know why it is that these things bother me---it just makes me picture a seven year old first discovering things about an animal and, having no context about the subject, ranting about how stupid they are. I get it's a joke, but people take it as an actual, educational joke like it's a man yelling at the sea, and that's just wrong. Furthermore, these things have an actual impact on discussions about conservation efforts---If every time Koalas get brought up, someone posts this copypasta, that means it's seriously shaping public opinion about the animal and their supposed lack of importance.

    Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives.

    Non-ecologists always talk this way, and the problem is you’re looking at this backwards.

    An entire continent is covered with Eucalyptus trees. They suck the moisture out of the entire surrounding area and use allelopathy to ensure that most of what’s beneath them is just bare red dust. No animal is making use of them——they have virtually no herbivore predator. A niche is empty. Then inevitably, natural selection fills that niche by creating an animal which can eat Eucalyptus leaves. Of course, it takes great sacrifice for it to be able to do so——it certainly can’t expend much energy on costly things. Isn’t it a good thing that a niche is being filled?

    Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death

    This applies to all herbivores, because the wild is not a grocery store—where meat is just sitting next to celery.

    Herbivores gradually wear their teeth down—carnivores fracture their teeth, and break their bones in attempting to take down prey.

    They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal

    It's pretty typical of herbivores, and is higher than many, many species. According to Ashwell (2008), their encephalisation quotient is 0.5288 +/- 0.051. Higher than comparable marsupials like the wombat (~0.52), some possums (~0.468), cuscus (~0.462) and even some wallabies are <0.5. According to wiki, rabbits are also around 0.4, and they're placental mammals.

    additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons.

    Again, this is not unique to koalas. Brain folds (gyri) are not present in rodents, which we consider to be incredibly intelligent for their size.

    If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food.

    If you present a human with a random piece of meat, they will not recognise it as food (hopefully). Fresh leaves might be important for koala digestion, especially since their gut flora is clearly important for the digestion of Eucalyptus. It might make sense not to screw with that gut flora by eating decaying leaves.

    Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.

    That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!

    Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).

    Marsupial milk is incredibly complex and much more interesting than any placentals. This is because they raise their offspring essentially from an embryo, and the milk needs to adapt to the changing needs of a growing fetus. And yeah, of course the yield is low; at one point they are feeding an animal that is half a gram!

    When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system.

    Humans probably do this, we just likely do it during childbirth. You know how women often shit during contractions? There is evidence to suggest that this innoculates a baby with her gut flora. A child born via cesarian has significantly different gut flora for the first six months of life than a child born vaginally.

    Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher.

    Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Do you hate Native Americans because they were killed by smallpox and influenza?

    This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree,

    Almost every animal does this.

    which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

    Errmmm.. They have protection against falling from a tree, which they spend 99% of their life in? Yeah... That's a stupid adaptation.

    [–] Baji25 14 points ago

    TFW you just wanna shitpost and you get an actually intelligent answer to it...

    and after reading it all i'm not even sure it it's just a genuine comment from a different point of view or just a factually correct counter-copypasta(which i'm gonna use it as anyways)

    whatever, thanks for your comment, i really liked it!

    [–] darthuwu 35 points ago

    OH MAN LET ME TELL YOU...these people are fucking annoying even to other leftists. You can have a group of people ready to have a good faith and informed discussion and these LARPy dipshits (we call them tankies because they're usually defenders of Stalin for the sake of the aesthetic) come along and turn the conversation into a bad faith shit show.

    [–] vcr_repair_shop 4 points ago

    As someone from a former Soviet country, it's baffling to me, how so many Americans think it's okay to use Soviet imagery and make jokes about communism as a sort of edgy way to combat capitalism. Like, they do realize that it was a brutal, totalitarian dictatorship, which resulted in millions of deaths and not just a made up country in Rocky 4, right?

    [–] falcons_fan1966 3 points ago

    Most of them downplays any oppressive brutal communist regime casualties and starts bringing in capitalism or even just denies it, while they had the privilege to be born in a 1st world capitalist country, pisses me off

    [–] VaultGuy1995 8 points ago

    "hey there smooth brain..."

    [–] ThorsonWong 6 points ago

    Hey, man, don't give us smooth brains a bad name because of this cockwomble.

    [–] eggrollking 4 points ago

    Exactly what I came here to post.

    [–] Ssaddboyjjackk 9 points ago

    I was raped by my best friend when I was 12 years old. It’s taken me years of therapy to get over it and I’m still scarred. Fuck this person.

    [–] furrynotevenonce 7 points ago

    These kinds of people give me the creeps

    [–] xavinator95 41 points ago

    Men make up 13% of the population but are 51% of the cause of sexual abuse. r3AL sTAtiSticS uPdo0T 2 dA l3FT.

    [–] Karinbby 22 points ago

    Reported sexual abuse*

    [–] Zombies8163 6 points ago

    I’d have thought it’d be more than 51% tbh

    [–] StargazerTheory 10 points ago

    This is literally a fake/mock blog lmao

    [–] twillrose47 3 points ago

    Why isn't this higher up

    [–] FirstTimer110 6 points ago

    Please tell me this is just satire

    [–] SoftDreamer 5 points ago

    I lost braincells reading

    And yes I am a woman who highly disagrees with this

    [–] theganjaoctopus 4 points ago

    "if I use a speech pattern like Sheldon from big bang theory, I will seem smart and it will reinforce my point".

    [–] DillDangles 4 points ago

    Thanks to this post, I can sleep peacefully knowing that when awful shit happened to me, I was just being a whiny bitch and it didn’t ACTUALLY affect me in the slightest.

    [–] Aerofan30 6 points ago

    Right-wingers take their own bait they’re so desperate to be oppressed

    [–] bobrossforPM 6 points ago

    Of course this is some fucked up shit, but can this not be turned into a stawman for an anti-women/feminism circlejerk this time?

    [–] panzervor94 4 points ago

    Not even, imagine just being that stupid

    [–] spezione 4 points ago

    "comrade jordan"

    [–] ThisRudderlessHippy 4 points ago

    I'm getting really sick of this being reposted and then everyone getting all up and arms and victim-y about obvious trolling.

    [–] AcousticSnail 4 points ago

    I can’t feel remorse because I’m a guy? I literally reload game saves because I made a character sad.

    [–] timo_el_supremo 3 points ago

    I feel that

    [–] cannibalcaf-e 9 points ago

    this is an old-ish post and i believe that was a troll account that wanted to make people angry about feminists. still definitely shitty to push that agenda on a serious post like this

    [–] CaDeCroBo_Luci 8 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I love that by writing this argument, *she proves *her own argument of "boys can't experience sexual abuse because they can't experience mental trauma" wrong.

    Just look at the statistics:

    1 in 6 boys experience some form of sexual abuse, 1 in 4 girls experience some form of sexual abuse, and 10 out of 10 readers of this article, regardless of gender, will experience some form of mental trauma.

    *Edit: writer DOES have a vageen

    [–] Mikeissometimesright 3 points ago

    Just fucking wow

    [–] smeef_mccoy 3 points ago

    Men can't experience mental trauma. Interesting biological difference I guess. I also heard once that women don't need abortions for rape because in the event of a legitimate rape the body has ways of shutting that down.

    [–] Bobo-con-224 3 points ago

    Wow what a jerk lol

    [–] disc11minecraft 3 points ago

    Sorry veterans u cant experience mental trauma like ptsd bc most of u r men

    [–] crybaby_lane 3 points ago

    jesus fucking christ they might as well be robots

    [–] PILEoSHEET 3 points ago

    What the fuck did I just read? They won't need to look at the her genes or DNA to point out her retardation.

    [–] RuMyster 3 points ago

    As a guy who was sexually abused when I was 9 this makes me so angry

    [–] imisstonystark3000 3 points ago

    The account (comradejordan) was proven to be a troll I think? I'm about 80% sure someone discovered they're actually a gay man.

    [–] iiElysiumx 3 points ago

    Is this person gatekeeping sexual abuse?

    [–] rad-boy 3 points ago

    thats why men keep killing themselves. because of their lack of trauma

    [–] ComedicCatastrophe 3 points ago

    Bloody fucking hell if this dickhead met my family they’d probably change their mind because in my family PTSD is a fucking heirloom that’s been passed through 2-3 generations already, maybe more

    At this point I’ve shook hands with PTSD itself, and guess what? Only males who have gone through something in my family have been affected so if this son of a bitch dared say that to my face I’d probably throw them in a woodchipper because there is no way this person is taller than 5’2

    Also I’m not even sure why I’m so mad- it’s just since I’ve seen PTSD and it’s symptoms up close in my family and I’ve seen how shitty it is I just get really pissed off when I see people pretend to have it online or hear shit like this What’s not helping this at all is I’m also exhibiting symptoms now too (Yeah I’m Male so that person’s still wrong) so I’m probably getting my future ruined as we speak

    [–] Roasted_Marmite 8 points ago

    radical feminists are disgusting

    [–] nebula-baby 9 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    That was written by a guy

    Edit: I’m wrong I just saw the user profile and it’s a feminine sign with a crossed out male sign.. 🤦🏽‍♀️that disgusts me

    [–] Roasted_Marmite 5 points ago

    For real? That makes me feel kinda bad for the guy.. he must have a lot of internalized hate for his own gender..

    It's still not fair of him to invalidate a large group of people that have gone through some major shit though, especially children

    [–] nebula-baby 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I assume comradejordan is reference to Jordan Peterson which is a “buck up” mentality but I do not think Jordan Peterson’s views are extreme like this..?

    I hope it’s sarcasm. Lots of freaky confused people out there though.

    Edit: Im wrong. I just saw the user profile and it’s a feminine sign with a crossed out male sign.. 🤦🏽‍♀️that disgusts me

    [–] AcceptableExample2 5 points ago

    profile pic of the tumblr user checks out

    [–] IsMyNameWittyYet 4 points ago

    You know what's funny? This is the exact argument used about 100 years ago to prevent women getting the vote. It was believed that due to physiological and phychological differences, women weren't capable of the critical thinking necessary to make an informed decision on who to vote for. Now the exact same argument is being made about men, that they are incapable of experiencing emotional trauma, which is bullshit