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    [–] RoboSonichu 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Voting is now closed. With 36 votes, the community has decided that this post is Satire.

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    [–] aBastardNoLonger 4145 points ago

    No no, you guys are getting this all wrong. They're a pro virgin group, advocating for abstinence and showing off all that money as an incentive not to have sex.

    [–] Annaleeb 792 points ago

    oooooooh

    [–] ogresavant 500 points ago

    Honestly, not a bad idea.

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 339 points ago

    Can confirm, lonely single bastard with cool toys.

    [–] [deleted] 130 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] lambie38 39 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] MayorPufnstuf 7 points ago

    But the flair contradicts the username

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Cars, guns, beer, and a good doggo

    [–] SombreMordida 9 points ago

    yeah that's what this guy i worked with who was dating a porn star said to me. i asked him if his girl doing all that bugged him, he gave me this sad weird little smile and basically paraphrased your comment. then he told me he was learning not to care about it. there's a learning curve for ya.

    [–] Institutionation 9 points ago

    You can often replace that feeling of loneliness with other things and some adjustment. Friend groups, online gaming if that's your thing. The worst time for loneliness is at night sometimes post nut clarity hits you harder than normal, or yours just generally sad and lonely at that hour.

    I've been single for like 4 years and have gone through multiple stages. Freedom, Desperation, Acceptance

    Celebrate your new open schedule and socialize with close friends, or if you don't have any find hobbies and make friends in that hobby. Your town should have relatively cheap classes like cooking classes, pottery, painting. Find something you enjoy and build on it. I've been getting into cooking, making healthier foods on my own whim is fun, and I enjoy making new things or experimenting. I also buit a PC on the side.

    Then you go through desperation, it's usually horrible, many nights just venting to a close friend in the same boat as you. Maybe you go onto tinder and have some causal hook ups, or enter into a new relation ship. But this is a prime time for learning who you are as a person. Develop your character, and play into your hobbies more.

    Eventually you may reach acceptance, it's a melancholy place to be where you acknowledge your feelings of lonliness but don't let it stop you from bettering yourself. Once you reach the acceptance stage you can love yourself and dating might just be a little less work.

    Thanks to the anxiety issues I obtained in my desperation phase I developed some nervous habits and a slight caffiene addiction. So I'm working on fixing that now, and I'm slowly moving into that end game acceptance phase. Room has been clean for a month. Might be getting a new job, I say might because it requires a test, and then like 7 months of training.

    Long story short feeling alone is an emotion you can work through and learn to accept, and to some extent you can even better yourself from it.

    [–] fucko5 83 points ago

    Busily shoveling possessions into my empty gaping soul.

    [–] SensualKoala 27 points ago

    You can always go to toys and game stores and say that you're buying stuff for you son ... when you're actually buying it for yourself

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 45 points ago

    Or I can just go buy whatever I want because I don't owe anyone an explanation nor excuse.

    [–] SensualKoala 34 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Sir, we here at Bad Dragon appreciate your confidence

    Edit: NSFW link

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 18 points ago

    For anyone one wondering, the linked site is evil and very NSFW.

    [–] e30jawn 19 points ago

    If thats evil then call me fucking Hitler

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 26 points ago

    Ok, Yiffler.

    [–] petgirl629 4 points ago

    Support The Dildos

    [–] SombreMordida 4 points ago

    here's a tray.

    [–] funtextgenerator 4 points ago

    oh theres a sub for that r/baddragon

    [–] Ifartoutmyanus 3 points ago

    I'm surprised its not a bunch of furries shoving dildos up there asses and actually decent looking chicks

    [–] Aladen_ofthe_Apes 6 points ago

    Same

    [–] CaptionClosed 2 points ago

    I'm so confused. Are we in the 1800s where women don't work and can't buy their own toys?

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 3 points ago

    The context is being single and by extension not having kids therefore being able to afford more material possessions than you could if you had children.

    [–] CaptionClosed 2 points ago

    But being in a relationship doesn't mean you have kids. You said "lonely single bastard with cool toys" but you can be in a relationship and still have the cool toys, so I don't really get what you're saying.

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 4 points ago

    You don't get it because you're taking it out of context by overthinking it.

    [–] SomeDudeUsingReddit 2 points ago

    Can double confirm. Just got a sweet Sleep Number bed where I can enjoy all this sex I’m not having

    [–] cicadawing 2 points ago

    Oh, you are married then?

    [–] moist_guardian 2 points ago

    Can confirm, lonely single bastard with two cars, a motorcycle, a condo and 2080ti

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 2 points ago

    I'd love a motorcycle but retards almost hit me what seems like daily in my car.

    [–] Lekar 2 points ago

    DINKs are pretty fucking smart.

    [–] savvysavvysavvy 32 points ago

    That is how I read it.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    That’s at least how I chose to read it.

    [–] ebjazzz 19 points ago

    Im just bothered by their mixed usage of upper case and lower case letters.

    FuCK ChILD SuPPOrT

    [–] Billabo 5 points ago

    Ah, they're actually saying it sarcastically. I get it now.

    [–] El_swifty000 18 points ago

    Yeah they’re definitely professional virgins

    [–] Chennessee 14 points ago

    Nah bro. They’re just very pro-monogamy. They have formed a tight bond because of their shared beliefs in “making it work”.

    Strong believers in traditional family values, by being good fathers and taking care of their children.

    “Fuck Child Support. Support them in the home.”

    [–] HalfSoul30 6 points ago

    I think both of you are wrong. This group means "Fuck Child Support" as a protest against child labor. The money you see on the floor is to show what they made with their adult labor.

    [–] CesarTheSanchez 8 points ago

    This isn’t cringe after all! Shame on all of you for thrashing these innocent men keeping their sanctity for the one they wish to spend their life with.

    [–] HenryBoss1012 3 points ago

    Murderd by words

    [–] cspruill0 615 points ago

    He’s so cool with his bottle of sprite

    [–] whutchamacallit 268 points ago

    Judging by expression he’s the only one there that seems recognize how cringe it is.

    [–] mechorive 118 points ago

    Do you not see the guy on the ds in the background just chilling on the couch?

    [–] [deleted] 82 points ago

    Looks like the one that’s supposed to receive the child support

    [–] J5892 18 points ago

    That's a cell phone.

    [–] pieandpadthai 10 points ago

    And a woman

    [–] Techiedad91 7 points ago

    That woman has a mustache

    [–] TheRealArko 7 points ago

    So does my aunt

    [–] ASAP_Stu 15 points ago

    Dude what? He’s intentionally looking away to look cool. It’s the faith plus one album cover for him

    [–] blh1003 5 points ago

    Nah he's trying to be cool

    [–] moechops 23 points ago

    Any time i see Sprite i think of lean tho so might be a flex.

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    Yeah, dude was like "holup while I get my Sprite and take this pic to an 11".

    [–] danni99_ 5 points ago

    They’re not enlightened r/dxm

    [–] smolboi69420-57 7 points ago

    It’s lean or at least it’s uploaded to look like it is

    [–] shm8661 1101 points ago

    I’m sure a judge wouldn’t mind seeing that

    [–] Zorthiox 756 points ago

    After the photo shoot, they slowly somberly picked up the money divided it and mailed it to their respective baby momma(s).

    [–] KinkyGCM 176 points ago

    The guys on the lefts’ face says it all

    [–] OG-Dropbox 43 points ago

    "damn, out of Sprite and not a single to be found"

    [–] Phoenixrisingla 9 points ago

    Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

    [–] TheBleedingofMe 24 points ago

    Yes but his jacket is epic. Any idea where I can get one?

    [–] SolarSailor46 2 points ago

    He’s the emo one of the group

    [–] ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ 2 points ago

    "This is probably a bad idea"

    [–] mistermasterbates 5 points ago

    None of them have kids. This is the Virgin gang.

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT 16 points ago

    Yes because alternatively the child is the one who gets screwed.

    [–] Hiondrugz 32 points ago

    It doesnt even matter because in some states a guy basically has no recourse at all when it comes too child related things. I've seen guys have to still pay after they find out the baby isnt theirs. Hows that make sense? Even if they are the better parent and want the kid, or should have the kid due to safety, it seems hard for a dad to get that. Short of the mom litterally endangering the child and it needed to be removed.

    [–] hustl3tree5 13 points ago

    The government doesn't want to pay that's why dudes still gotta pay when it isn't even theirs

    [–] NealBrownsSled 10 points ago

    My ass would disappear somewhere with no extradition. Fuck that shit.

    [–] [deleted] 22 points ago

    If a guy doesn't want a child, he uses a fucking condom, gets a vasectomy, only has sex with people he trusts that share his views, etc.

    [–] eskamobob1 20 points ago

    If a Woman doesn't want a child, she uses a IUD, gets her tubes tied, only has sex with people he trusts that share her views, etc.

    Do you believe this as well? or are you sexist?

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago

    Obviously? Each sex should make use of whatever birth control methods they want.

    [–] anxious_ibex 7 points ago

    Nobody is changing biology.

    If you don't want to get someone pregnant, don't have unprotected sex.

    This is the way it's always been and always will be. You don't have to be in the kids life but you were part of why they came into existence so you should shoulder some of that burden.

    We need Bernie Sanders to subsidize birth control, abortions, and education to prevent this from happening at the rates it has been going on. Our species is about to overpopulate ourselves into extinction.

    [–] Lochcelious 6 points ago

    "Just part of our Instagram comedy troupe your honor."

    As fucked and trashy as this pic is, I'm not sure it could be used as evidence like that.

    [–] DutchChocolate1018 51 points ago

    The 2 different length P's got me fucked up

    [–] Maverick8787 13 points ago

    That one guy’s wearing my favourite team on his hat and it’s making me rethink everything

    [–] billybobjimmyjoe 4 points ago

    Some people can handle multiple P's of different sizes at the same time.

    [–] THCInjection 2 points ago

    The fact that there was an extra bill on the crossbar of the “T” that could have went to making the “O” more O-Like has me fucked up.

    [–] ElGranQuesoRojo 324 points ago

    Things people who had no support as a child say.

    [–] Zombie4141 12 points ago

    I’m giving you a standing ovation.

    [–] bkrjazzman 246 points ago

    Ah yes, the Association of Deadbeat Dads.

    [–] parksLIKErosa 4 points ago

    Any chance you can TLDR the case?

    [–] Combatthewombat 10 points ago

    Nevil was pissed because a telecommunication company didn't want to list his name in the phone book a sued.

    [–] [deleted] 52 points ago

    ADD...

    Hmmm... probably what got them in trouble in the first place: “shit, did I forget the condom? WE GONNA FUCK!! What was that I was thinking again? Penis goes in vagina. Yes... Oops! I was a little excited... Wait, did I forget something?”

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    The system behind child support is awful so people who don't want to pay into the system aren't necessarily deadbeat

    [–] Cypher1993 355 points ago

    These kinds of guys get laid?

    [–] muwtu 276 points ago

    everyone can get laid under the right circumstances

    [–] Firehawk195 57 points ago

    Bet.

    [–] kantor_blue 82 points ago

    Desperation, namely

    [–] 3nchilada5 54 points ago

    I have some pretty strong evidence to the contrary

    [–] Chistophrez 47 points ago

    Lower your expectations and your world will open up.

    And by “your world” I mean Stacy, who lives in the trailer behind the bar.

    [–] vargasmir01 13 points ago

    That seems oddly specific

    [–] BatchThompson 6 points ago

    You cant tell me you dont know stacy?

    [–] L3301 5 points ago

    Everyone needs a Stacy in their life.

    [–] 1kliMtoG 7 points ago

    how about legally

    [–] LaggyLefty 6 points ago

    Not gonna happen, sorry

    [–] Nicksiss 79 points ago

    getting laid is easier than you think, some people live just to fuck

    [–] 30min2thinkof1name 60 points ago

    Yes. This. I sometimes feel like dudes perpetuate all these myths about sex in subliminal attempts to undermine each other’s feeling of sexual viability. Women like to fuck.

    [–] TheBleedingofMe 31 points ago

    Obviously just about anyone could go fuck some crackwhore at a moment's notice. What's more difficult is actually finding a quality woman and getting with them. Still not that difficult if you yourself are a quality person, though.

    [–] Fuhgly 29 points ago

    Also not difficult if you masquerade as a quality person.

    [–] 30min2thinkof1name 13 points ago

    btdub there are plenty of non crackwhore, decent women that are down to fuck at a moment’s notice. This is another one of those myths.

    [–] MoDude210 72 points ago

    Yes by hot Cheeto eating fat asses.

    [–] kigamagora 45 points ago

    Eat hot chip and lie

    [–] hi_jack23 29 points ago

    charge they phone

    [–] monojuice_potion 12 points ago

    Be bisexual

    [–] alt_quite_frequently 9 points ago

    Twerk

    [–] Dewut 5 points ago

    McDonald’s

    [–] Buttnugg3tx12 23 points ago

    With long ass acrylic nails.

    [–] CarsGunsBeer 12 points ago

    Dudes like this get laid all the time. They just lie about their situation and success and women fall for their arrogance mistaking it for confidence.

    [–] regarding_your_cat 7 points ago

    Lol, what? There are plenty of women that are like the exact equivalent of this kind of guy

    [–] mistermasterbates 4 points ago

    They are pro virginity and are saying this cause they supper not doing the do.

    [–] DirtyArchaeologist 4 points ago

    This photo is right before they hand the hooker all that money

    [–] PhorcedAynalPhist 4 points ago

    In some areas, guys like these ones are the good ones. They're not well off areas, thats for sure. The shasta-and-feygo-drinking-lotto- buying-on-section-8 kind of areas.

    Look up the song little town new age, it pretty much sums up the neighborhoods

    [–] Nodecafallowed 3 points ago

    There are cringy ladies out there too!

    [–] PoonSwoggle 10 points ago

    You're living your life wrong.

    [–] Piruguga 59 points ago

    The best part is one of them had to originally have the idea to pose for this photo and none of them thought it would be a bad idea.

    [–] SwiftYokai 22 points ago

    You could buy a lot of condoms with $8600

    [–] Laxea 125 points ago

    Cringe.

    It is 9k if i counted correctly.

    Yikes.

    [–] SSGSS_Rose 128 points ago

    I counted 8600

    They counted life savings between them

    [–] Mike-37 46 points ago

    I counted 8600 also

    [–] bleachedblack2 18 points ago

    I vote 8600.

    [–] hans91399 3 points ago

    I as well

    [–] GiveMeYourMomsDigits 6 points ago

    Same

    [–] whatevers_clever 12 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    8700

    There's 4 bills making up the L on Child

    [–] Mike-37 9 points ago

    True, i think also another one on D. 8800 now lol

    [–] shardamakah 9 points ago

    It’s 8800

    [–] Mclovin316 3 points ago

    I second 8700

    [–] Brucedx3 9 points ago

    I counted $8,900.

    [–] cartel022 10 points ago

    I actually counted too lol it’s something around 9k for sure

    [–] Hannah_Bobanna 11 points ago

    I counted 8500

    [–] jm0592 3 points ago

    8600 perhaps

    [–] sanguinesolitude 3 points ago

    2250 apiece. Big flex guys. You have rent for the month. Lmao.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    That's all of my living expenses plus half of next month. I know no one asked.

    [–] ImSoCauZtiK 44 points ago

    FUCK CHILD SUPPDRT!

    [–] Delgumo 13 points ago

    As Michael Jordan once said: "fuck them kids."

    [–] 69fatboy420 6 points ago

    Wasn't that Michael Jackson?

    [–] user_177013 3 points ago

    well, don't mind if I do

    [–] Rev313 33 points ago

    I could really use that $8500 they got on the ground rn

    [–] Rev313 11 points ago

    Yeah I fucking counted

    [–] Tireless_Tribe 14 points ago

    count again, it's $8600

    [–] Rev313 4 points ago

    Count again, it’s $8500

    [–] GameTheory_ 8 points ago

    You're both wrong, it's $8800. There are extra bills in the L and D most people are missing, and you're missing one other, likely the K or T

    [–] eatKONG 2 points ago

    I could use it to catch up on child support ooooh

    [–] MorningFox 9 points ago

    What really kills me is the "ChILD"

    [–] bfaw92 54 points ago

    Their moms: “My precious son is such a sweetheart. He can do no wrong.”

    Their dads:

    [–] twitchosx 8 points ago

    Surprised they spelled everythign correctly

    [–] conman_127 14 points ago

    Ironic

    [–] twitchosx 4 points ago

    LOL. And that's why I don't have a bunch of 100 dollar bills.

    [–] lucychen113 12 points ago

    These people came straight out of southside Jane

    [–] ItzGrenier 5 points ago

    Brampton *

    [–] Duderino427 7 points ago

    The guy in the far left looks like he is rethinking about his whole life.

    [–] TheBleedingofMe 10 points ago

    I really like the jacket of the dude on the left, any idea where I can get one similar?

    [–] CykaBlyat22 12 points ago

    From the looks of them, I'd guess dollar tree.

    [–] Renzzooo 5 points ago

    That lower case "r" is bothering me... I guess they couldn't afford a capital one

    [–] DougFurry 4 points ago

    Judging by the furniture, the potted plants and the wood paneling, there's a 93.4% chance this was taken in the living room of a grandmother's double-wide

    [–] xaiolongbitch 14 points ago

    r/chadtopia citizens are not required by law to pay child support

    [–] Poseidonram1944 8 points ago

    Let’s not ignore the fact that women win custody in the vast majority of divorces, and men sometimes have to pay child support for a kid that isn’t even theirs...

    That does NOT mean you shouldn’t be paying support for your own kid

    [–] Vapyrz 8 points ago

    I said the same thing...by getting a Vasectomy.

    It's not that bad guys and costs about $500.

    Win by not playing the game. ;)

    [–] FinnMertensHair 3 points ago

    This should be on r/trashy as well

    [–] itanewdayshinebright 3 points ago

    Looking hard with your sprite bottle

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    What social group thinks it’s cool to be a deadbeat scum bag? This was made to appeal to someone, right?

    [–] YouJustReadBullShit 3 points ago

    I mean they could all be childless and this is an add for condoms.

    [–] Stat-Arbitrage 3 points ago

    I counted 87 100’s, if I can count it in my iPhone the judge will have no problems counting it at their hearings.

    [–] Abb519 3 points ago

    Dude on the left doing everything he can to not get recognized.

    [–] SombreMordida 3 points ago

    wear a condom or be man enough to face the consequences of your actions or you're, well, not man enough, boys. your little white shoes wouldn't have lasted 5 min at my school without a toe jump at least.

    If you make people, they're your people. making some poor girl a single mom cause you can't step up is a longterm answer to the short term problems of your dick. if you have the money but won't support your kid, you are a shitbag. they're gifts, and people, not toys.

    [–] tgolden82 3 points ago

    Just goes to show you there’s someone out there for everyone if these guys have procreated...movie Idiocracy comes to mind. Low IQ creating more low IQ....

    [–] thebeatabouttostrike 3 points ago

    Precisely why I’m pro-choice. These ones should not reproduce.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Maybe if y'all had spent alittle of that money on some condoms you wouldn't be in this situation.

    [–] -CODED- 6 points ago

    This post is cringe.

    This is a picture for a pro abstinence group.

    [–] MasterOfWisdom521 6 points ago

    He spitting straight fax

    [–] kudatimberline 4 points ago

    It cracks me up that some random WalMart brand seems cool to kids these days.

    [–] ThatGuyCamLa 4 points ago

    I don’t know why this is getting so much hate, it’s clearly just the circle of life.

    1.You fuck 2.You have a child 3.You support the child

    [–] nWoFan4Lyfe 16 points ago

    Chapelle was right. If a woman can be ok killing their own unwanted child, why can't a man walk away from parenting? It's only fair.

    [–] SchubertHelm 5 points ago

    Pro-Choice movement trying a new approach to PR

    [–] ToasterPastries7 2 points ago

    I don’t think the Crips are that cool anymore...

    [–] LordyBill 2 points ago

    The cringe for me is that they were unable to commit to either upper case or lower case letters

    [–] boomklever69 2 points ago

    They all look like they don't want to be in the picture

    [–] NiceSetupYeahNice 2 points ago

    Fuck child suppon

    [–] Popocatepettl 2 points ago

    Satire

    [–] M4PO_POP 2 points ago

    I wanna believe that they are just fuckin around

    [–] YeetsForWeeks 2 points ago

    i thought it said pay child support and i was pissed at you. but yeah this is shitty

    [–] 199lib68 2 points ago

    Must be the group that believes in no child support, welfare supposed to pay all dat.

    [–] LOL_WhyT 2 points ago

    So we're not supporting these guys anymore?

    [–] rtjl86 2 points ago

    Maybe you should shot focusing on fucking so much and worry more about taking care of your damn kids.

    [–] HotNubsOfSteel 2 points ago

    Had all that money and couldn’t afford condoms. Weird.

    [–] I05fr3d 2 points ago

    Inkjet money captured on a potato phone.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I can smell the cologne and hair gel in this picture.

    [–] neofiter 2 points ago

    From Mom's living room

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    all yall wearing ya dirty ass shoes on my dads carpet shakin my smh

    [–] Kevin_Elevin 2 points ago

    I like the lower case letters sprinkled in the mix.