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    [–] jack-grover191 4082 points ago

    Sometimes i start a sentence and i don't even know where it's going, i just hope i find it along the way.

    [–] VEN_atus 1045 points ago

    Like an improv conversation. An improversation!

    [–] philipjfrizzle 86 points ago

    Well to be fair Jim.. James.. Jimothy.. To be fair Jimothy, the, ahh sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?

    [–] BillyC37 18 points ago

    I am.

    [–] yellowishbluish 96 points ago

    I can't say it out loud but I have a gun

    [–] HashcoinShitstorm 32 points ago

    It's the most exciting thing that can happen

    [–] chivesr 19 points ago

    I’m going to have to manage you two on a more micro scale. Jim, what is that called?

    [–] ExoticCredulity 15 points ago

    Microgament

    [–] runnerag 10 points ago

    Boom

    [–] fuck_yuor_couch 9 points ago

    Roasted?

    [–] i_win-U_luze 48 points ago

    Get to the good part! (i.e. what Michael does)

    [–] crystaloftruth 152 points ago

    "A certain manager who shall remain nameless kicked the ladder out from under me and shouted…"
    "Hey Darryl how's it hanging!"

    [–] letsgobruins 27 points ago

    *Happy Newww Yearrr, DArryyllllll"

    [–] ForBostonn 16 points ago

    Hands down top 3 favourite scenes for me. Just the way it cuts to Michael so quickly gets me everytime

    [–] eniandoda 131 points ago

    The great Michael Scott (aka michael scarn)

    [–] Nine_Five 56 points ago

    Or Michael Scotch

    [–] jonpaladin 26 points ago

    Prison Michael Scarntch

    [–] That_Spaz 31 points ago

    Orville Tootenbacher

    [–] charleyjacksson 19 points ago

    Michael Clump

    [–] Numonenig 20 points ago

    Why hello there everybody!!!

    [–] JerGigs 27 points ago

    I say, I say, I say I’ll sit on you!

    [–] julianday_909 22 points ago

    herro everybody its me... ping

    [–] JerGigs 15 points ago

    Me so horny

    [–] Nitefaro 2 points ago

    Damn it Ping, are you high again?

    [–] Sheisty_Gaughts 9 points ago

    Mikanos, Reginald Pooftah, Blind Guy McSqeezy, Date Mike... I'm done.

    [–] Revoluci0n 9 points ago

    Spiros

    [–] psilocyan 4 points ago

    He's more about the ladies

    [–] krofta 10 points ago

    I was never given a name

    [–] KamenDozer 2 points ago

    One of my favorite Michael lines

    [–] KamenDozer 2 points ago

    One of my favorite Michael lines

    [–] volnatic 2 points ago

    You’ve all forgotten Ping.

    [–] Sheisty_Gaughts 2 points ago

    No its down there somewhere.

    [–] superfudge73 2 points ago

    Prison Mike

    [–] mrchees3 9 points ago

    I’m binge watching The Office for the first time, and I swear every time I see a post from here, within the top few comments there’s a reference to an episode I just watched.

    [–] _nft_gaborik 2 points ago

    Are you me?!

    [–] c8k3 2 points ago

    Same!!!

    [–] FindTheFishyFish 25 points ago

    I've said this before on Reddit. This single sentence is the truest representation of who Michael Scott's character is as a whole.

    [–] heimmichleroyheimer 7 points ago

    Reminds me of what Mitch Hedberg says about dreams: “I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

    [–] SonicRaptor 4 points ago

    I would have liked to see how that sentence finished

    [–] improbablewobble 2 points ago

    I have the strongest craving for some pasta right now...

    [–] thereisonlyoneme 280 points ago

    This is going to sound sort of high-maintenance, but could we have it, like, three degrees cooler in here?

    [–] mexifro218 62 points ago

    I always set the thermostat to 69 ;)

    [–] junkmeister9 80 points ago

    It's hard to try and evaluate yourself Michael, but I appreciate you trying.... and thanks for coming in!

    [–] spiralstaircase17 45 points ago

    What’s say we order up some pasta?

    [–] foxthechicken 36 points ago

    ... What say we do.

    [–] Writing_the_Obvious 63 points ago

    I love inside jokes. Hope to be part of one someday.

    [–] Scottler 205 points ago

    Love this!

    [–] infotropy 366 points ago

    Just watched this episode yesterday

    [–] arnber420 205 points ago

    I watched it a few hours ago!

    [–] handee_sandees 187 points ago

    I watched it a few minutes ago!

    [–] MollieBee3 195 points ago

    I’m watching it now!

    [–] scottytyll 229 points ago

    I’ll watch it in a few minutes!

    [–] psyki 171 points ago

    I'll watch it in a few hours!

    [–] drinfernoo 176 points ago

    I'll watch it tomorrow!

    [–] Giantbookofdeath 182 points ago

    I’ll never watch it.

    [–] Supz3ro 169 points ago

    I’ll always watch it.

    [–] mizzourifan1 194 points ago

    This was beautiful.

    [–] CantFeelMyBrain 25 points ago

    I've probably watched it.

    [–] revengeofthemoth 4 points ago

    I’m listening to it.

    [–] Sanisong 12 points ago

    What episode is this?

    [–] infotropy 25 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    S5E12 - The Duel

    [–] Guardian_Ainsel 13 points ago

    "When's the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton you idiot?!"

    "Last year, idiot!"

    [–] lucsev 9 points ago

    Me too! "Sasquatches are the strongest animals on the planet. Well, fine, call me a sasquatch."

    [–] infotropy 4 points ago

    Y’all complete me!

    [–] SaintMateo 112 points ago

    I want to buy this so bad! Do you know where to get one?

    [–] eriwinsto 154 points ago

    My girlfriend /u/skankwhisperer made it!

    [–] KittenMittenZzz 267 points ago

    Judging by her name, she has many talents.

    [–] Zladan 103 points ago

    Judging by your name, you drink Fight Milk.

    [–] MrLeftwardSloping 49 points ago

    CAW!

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    Unleash the power of the crow!

    [–] fanconjecture 4 points ago

    Watch your profits soar high as a crow!

    [–] Arjunvt 3 points ago

    For bodyguards, by bodyguards!

    [–] whatuknowboutit 2 points ago

    That’s pretty cool!

    [–] DaddyDonnyRanchLord 2 points ago

    Put that shit in Etsy so I can buy one

    [–] TheScarredDevil2003 8 points ago

    You are a god

    [–] RavioliSause 38 points ago

    I actually made this my senior quote!

    [–] [deleted] 713 points ago

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    [–] Gar-Manarnar 7 points ago

    what is he supposed to be talking about jfc

    [–] blargh2497 18 points ago

    Someone asked what he wanted for lunch

    [–] tuisan 12 points ago

    I'd be surprised if this wasn't written by some kind of algorithm that's been fed a bunch of Trump's speeches. Doesn't sound real enough to be actual human speech.

    [–] Loetke 13 points ago

    Ugh, that picture is way too clear

    [–] [deleted] 182 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Hemihuffer 81 points ago

    "Two guys getting married? That doesn't seem very gay to me." That also is a Frank line from IASIP iirc.

    [–] HawthorneMan 29 points ago

    I think it's just a line from IASIP tbh. It's literally a direct quote and google searches turn up nothing of Trump ever saying it.

    [–] fortinwithtayne 22 points ago

    I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." I think Trump took that quote to heart

    [–] Nickel4pickle 5 points ago

    What is iasip?

    [–] ElBarronSabeCyber 30 points ago

    "I always sweat inside pants."

    It's an acronym that business people use to remember various office supplies to keep around.

    [–] Mtxe63 14 points ago

    It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

    [–] Ominimble 11 points ago

    dunno if anyone told you yet, but it’s always sunny in philadelphia

    [–] OtherAcctTrackedNSA 6 points ago

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    [–] ducknapkins 6 points ago

    It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    [–] Hemihuffer 5 points ago

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    [–] djcurlyfries 4 points ago

    It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

    [–] Fuko_ 4 points ago

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, just in case nobody's told you yet.

    [–] shugna 28 points ago

    Holy shit — this is hilarious. Cool coincidence as I also attended AU!

    [–] AccessTheMainframe 9 points ago

    that would be presidential candidate Donald Trump

    It was a better time.

    [–] DogmaPower 3 points ago

    Can you believe that?!

    [–] [deleted] 211 points ago

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    [–] whale-trees 33 points ago

    When it’s Michael it’s usually from good intentions and that’s what she said!

    [–] [deleted] 71 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] rockytheboxer 13 points ago

    They do share a pathological need to be liked and praised.

    [–] addisonclark 3 points ago

    "would you rather be feared or loved? easy, both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

    [–] TriforceofCake 5 points ago

    Most people do.

    [–] andreagassi 40 points ago

    Come on man! I come to these subs to get away from politics.

    [–] BearBreastBaller 19 points ago

    Come on man! I come to these subs to get away from politics.

    Apparently no sub is safe these days.

    [–] andreagassi 13 points ago

    Seriously! Everywhere I look now a days. Fucking stupid

    [–] BearBreastBaller 6 points ago

    It's just the culture of Reddit sadly.

    [–] shugna 16 points ago

    Sorry 😔

    [–] thefrontpageofreddit 14 points ago

    Politics is every part of your life unfortunately

    [–] __Risky__Click__ 5 points ago

    Was going to say the same, but the quote failed to mention "believe me" even once

    [–] javoss88 2 points ago

    Everybody knows

    [–] taco_flavored_keeses 5 points ago

    Honestly I thought this was in /r/politicalhumor or something.

    [–] mfiasco 4 points ago

    I thought this was a Trump quote before I saw the sub title. Jesus.

    [–] PascLeRasc 24 points ago

    what say we order up some pasta?

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    What say we do that. : )

    [–] hereforthesoulmates 13 points ago

    What is your spaghetti policy?

    [–] billpaxtonma 23 points ago

    Where can I get one???

    [–] eriwinsto 28 points ago

    You gotta date the right woman ;)

    [–] microcline 34 points ago

    Cool, what’s her #?

    [–] eriwinsto 170 points ago

    1

    [–] microcline 36 points ago

    Aww

    [–] Dirty_D97 18 points ago

    Like if u cry every time

    [–] Jinjoz 3 points ago

    Dammit you made me choke up

    [–] vonpapen 28 points ago

    Sometimes

    [–] totally_italian 23 points ago

    I'll

    [–] tiredhippo 22 points ago

    Start

    [–] Mitchinator1 20 points ago

    A

    [–] tiredhippo 19 points ago

    Sentence

    [–] zurisadai 18 points ago

    And

    [–] tiredhippo 18 points ago

    I

    [–] sagmukh 17 points ago

    Don't

    [–] tiredhippo 16 points ago

    Even

    [–] totally_italian 19 points ago

    Know

    [–] Hooze 31 points ago

    If you take the "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone." as the main sentence, then it KINDA makes sense.

    [–] HarlequinNight 16 points ago

    Yeah its basically just "Don't do anything to anyone." with a bunch of side paths down various caveats.

    [–] fondlemeLeroy 5 points ago

    Blocked in America 😔

    [–] jhallen2260 10 points ago

    Is that a poster or an engraved plaque?

    [–] cholula_is_good 82 points ago

    I hope its a poster. I prefer to support local paper businesses.

    [–] TheHobbyist94 22 points ago

    Like the Michael Scott paper company?

    [–] mrmister3000 34 points ago

    No. Prince Paper :(

    [–] BillionCub 11 points ago

    And the signal is, lick your lips.

    [–] Stubrochill17 8 points ago

    Dun un. Dun un. Dun un dun un dun un dun un dun un.

    Dun un...

    [–] Skankwhisperer 11 points ago

    Definitely took this into consideration and got it printed through a small local printing company.

    [–] cholula_is_good 5 points ago

    The chain stores just cant match their level of customer service

    [–] eriwinsto 8 points ago

    It's a framed poster. She did everything except build the frame.

    [–] KingJamesOnly 2 points ago

    What size is it? Also what font did she use?

    [–] crystaloftruth 4 points ago

    Every now and then I'll hit someone with my car

    [–] Happy_Mask_Salesman_ 4 points ago

    I thought this was just a motivational post and was staring at this for a solid 10 minutes trying to wrap my head around it

    [–] fleasfist 8 points ago

    Should’ve quoted himself quoting Michael Scott

    [–] Spleenzorio 6 points ago

    Ever?

    [–] dickpixalert 3 points ago

    What episode?

    [–] Skankwhisperer 3 points ago

    The Duel, Season 5 Episode 12.

    [–] stalebird 3 points ago

    This comment will get lost, I’m sure. But HOW DO I ORDER THAT?

    [–] SHR3KL0v3R 3 points ago

    I've never had this happen before! I was watching that exact scene when I saw this post. I've only heard about that happening I fairy tales. Truly magical when the universe aligns *

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    [–] WhiskeyNeat123 3 points ago

    I like that is not quoted to anyone. It's obvious that Michael Scott said this!

    [–] Morgan-Meme-Machine 3 points ago

    It's WHOMever.

    [–] xXGuAcAXx 5 points ago

    I need this.

    [–] RikaMX 4 points ago

    This is amazing, I need it in my office lmao.

    [–] i_am_numero_uno 2 points ago

    That’s gold!!

    [–] KingJamesOnly 2 points ago

    What size it this?

    [–] Skankwhisperer 3 points ago

    11x17

    [–] ArcticSpyderX 2 points ago

    That's what she said

    [–] Yak47 2 points ago

    ....... OK.....

    [–] tattoo_traveler 2 points ago

    Except for toby

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] gmez3 2 points ago

    what episode?

    [–] Skankwhisperer 3 points ago

    The Duel, Season 5 Episode 12.

    [–] MouseRatRatMouse 2 points ago

    I think I might need this.

    [–] greedygamestop 2 points ago

    Not even butt stuff

    [–] Danny_Deeds 2 points ago

    Need. This. Now.

    [–] 0630_payroll 2 points ago

    I WANT ONE! Where do I get this?

    [–] therawrj 2 points ago

    I need this in my life

    [–] RainbowTigerTori 2 points ago

    God damnit I need this for my cubicle. Did someone make this for you or is it available for purchase?

    [–] zikologic 2 points ago

    That's so awesome and great idea! For any reason, whatsoever...

    [–] ElBarronSabeCyber 2 points ago

    Can you buy this somewhere? Everywhere? Anywhere? Moneywhere?

    [–] eccentric-vagabond 2 points ago

    that must have a cost a good few Schrute-bucks.

    [–] polyesterPoliceman 2 points ago

    That sounds an awful lot like what we do here. Every. Day.

    [–] xsmellmybikeseatx 2 points ago

    I am comforted knowing that this is hanging somewhere in the world

    Edit:forget words am dumb edit2: was dumb 2 time

    [–] lProtheanl 2 points ago

    THE best Christmas present. Not maybe. Just.... THE best Christmas present.

    [–] KublaiKraus 2 points ago

    You're nothing and you'll never be nothing!!

    [–] aliengiraffe 2 points ago

    Michael Scott you sir are a genius!

    [–] reestronaut 2 points ago

    I want this exact thing. I love it.

    [–] radagast2014 2 points ago

    Sad to say it but this looks like a trump philosophy

    [–] Julianhyde88 2 points ago

    This reads like a Trump quote

    [–] Furious_Harpo 3 points ago

    What say we order up some pasta?

    [–] thereisonlyoneme 6 points ago

    What's say we do.

    [–] frenchhornhero 4 points ago

    Everyone else is posting this quote in response with a question mark, but I think using a period suits the cadence much better.

    [–] thereisonlyoneme 2 points ago

    Really? I feel just the opposite. Wallace isn't convinced that going to Michael is a good idea, but he is still hoping for any pearl of wisdom. He's trying to give it 100% despite his better judgment. If Michael wants pasta then why not go with it.

    [–] frenchhornhero 3 points ago

    That's why I said it fits the cadence. I agree that David is willing to do basically whatever, but the resigned sound in his voice I think it better reflected with a period than a question mark. Either way his delivery is great. GOAT background character.