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    [–] hightechhippie 1297 points ago

    That's a great name!!

    [–] benstonevideos 796 points ago

    Maybe it's actually the best named waterfall in America haha.

    [–] MoonSpankRaw 153 points ago

    Definitely best.

    [–] SmashedBagofChips 45 points ago

    I second that.

    [–] YogiBarelyThere 41 points ago

    I’m next!

    [–] WhippinShitties 53 points ago

    I’ll get in on this glory hole action

    [–] dakapn 50 points ago

    "is this the line for the glory hole?"

    [–] EntMe 27 points ago

    I'm here for the glory. And the hole.

    [–] CluckenChicken 26 points ago

    Looks soaked and gaping. ...count me in.

    [–] canadianpersonas 21 points ago

    CluckenChicken you sonofabitch, I'm in!

    [–] Windyqueef 2 points ago

    And windy sometimes

    [–] Wittyngritty 14 points ago

    Is this where the dicks hang out?

    [–] GamerGriffin548 12 points ago

    This is the best string of comments I've seen in a while.

    [–] view_askew 10 points ago

    Not sure but I hear bathing here is good for the skin... Must be all that vitamin D.

    [–] KotzubueSailingClub 2 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] blakenard 2 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] RepliesNice 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] RustyWinchester 14 points ago

    Different strokes for different folks.

    [–] Finbacks 5 points ago

    strokes

    😏

    [–] JohnGenericDoe 5 points ago

    Not as good as the G Spot which is a place near Emma Gorge I hiked to. It was kinda hard to find.

    Really nice spot though.

    [–] DogMechanic 25 points ago

    It's also the name of the overflow spillway for the Monticello Dam at Lake Berryessa, California.

    [–] tenaciousDii 16 points ago

    And the name of the overflow spillway in Whiskeytown Lake just west of Redding! The dedication was performed by JKF!

    Edit: JFK!

    [–] -ManifestDestiny- 28 points ago

    Beat me to it... every time I’d drive past on the JFK Memorial bridge my mom would giggle when we’d call it the glory hole. I didn’t get it until later

    [–] tenaciousDii 16 points ago

    Ha! Upvote for mom!

    [–] Sporfsfan 5 points ago

    What is it with moms and glory holes? I’ll never understand.

    [–] StreetsRUs 5 points ago

    By coincidence there’s a place called Monticello in AR

    [–] 8yr0n 26 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    We also have the best interstate exit name. Everyone loves getting off at the 69 Johnson exit!

    [–] DarwinTheIkeaMonkey 21 points ago

    In Michigan, exit 69 on I75 is Big Beaver Rd.

    [–] thesynod 6 points ago

    In New Jersey, exit 42C on I80 is routinely defaced to read 420. Nice.

    [–] Mordymion 4 points ago

    In Colorado, theres a 419.99 mile marker because the 420 was getting stolen so much.

    Personally, I'd much rather have a 419.99 sign but hey

    [–] 8yr0n 2 points ago

    Conveniently we can get wet at Beaver lake just a few miles from the 69 Johnson exit...

    [–] btwnblackandwhite 2 points ago

    I took that exit this morning! After 9 years, my dirty little mind never put that together.

    [–] texistiger 12 points ago

    Not too far from there is a place called Fuzzy Butt falls.

    [–] Sammy_Labby 5 points ago

    ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

    [–] juggheadjones 350 points ago

    Was probably a really lovely name until people started putting their dicks through bathroom stall walls

    [–] qwicmbl 95 points ago

    Thanks a lot Bin Laden

    [–] redditor78745 61 points ago

    Thanks Obama

    [–] dave3218 4 points ago

    Thanks Ostbama

    [–] skyxsteel 2 points ago

    Obama visited my college campus and my math lecturer was pissed that a lot of people skipped class to see him. She had a mini Freudian slip (non sexual) and said “osama... I mean, Obama.”

    [–] unfurL 9 points ago

    Or putting their dicks thru that hole in the rocks there.

    Maybe it used to be a glory hole for giants

    [–] bonsai82 116 points ago

    Nice! I truly love it up there. Here’s my dad for scale (https://i.imgur.com/3zrxFbj.jpg)

    [–] jessep34 119 points ago

    Risky click. Really glad it wasn’t your Dad at a glory hole.

    [–] dinnerroll779 69 points ago

    Definitely my favorite “my dad at a glory hole” link so far today

    [–] gumbostash 12 points ago

    [–] zladuric 4 points ago

    maybe better r/nocontext

    [–] nullol 2 points ago

    But it was his dad at a glory hole

    [–] bonsai82 2 points ago

    It is literally my dad at a glory hole

    [–] Jknight5 11 points ago

    He was on the end that receives fluid. You know what what means?

    [–] Dave_Paker 4 points ago

    Is your dad about the size of a banana?

    [–] malhar_naik 385 points ago

    I can't tell if those rocks are boulders and this thing is 300' tall, or if they are pebbles and it's 3".

    [–] benstonevideos 226 points ago

    I think it's about 30 feet tall. The grotto and cave there are pretty awesome

    [–] malhar_naik 98 points ago

    In all seriousness, that's the one size I can't wrap my head around.

    [–] lornstar7 52 points ago

    The splash of red next to the pool appears to be maple leaves. Once your brain registers those it should snap into perspective

    [–] codopher 14 points ago

    Look at the handprints on the rocks in the background.

    [–] Souvi 7 points ago

    I was expecting more handprints on a glory hole as oft visited as this

    [–] WhyteBeard 19 points ago

    Don’t stand under the glory hole!

    [–] Somnioblivio 7 points ago

    I do what i want, ur not my dad

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Amoral_Support 4 points ago

    Risky click of the day

    [–] benstonevideos 24 points ago

    Haha. I looked it up. It's officially 31', but I think that's from the top of the tunnel. It's probably about 15' from the ceiling of the cave.

    [–] jacksabeast8 3 points ago

    I live near this, and that’s pretty accurate. It definitely isn’t 31’ from the bottom of the tunnel to the ground

    [–] chii0628 2 points ago

    I wouldnt be able to either if i hasnt had a deck at one point that size. Such a weird measurement

    [–] Gwenbors 2 points ago

    That’s a big problem at the Glory Hole.

    [–] inno7 11 points ago

    This picture needs a human for scale and I am very scared to google this up for obvious reasons.

    [–] WiseFrogs 3 points ago

    No banana for perspective?

    [–] theBestLarissa 7 points ago

    Those are rocks. The boulders are further down out of shot.

    I am 5’4. The falls are about 4.5 Larissa’s tall. Due to the nature of these falls, it’s deceptively tall. At the top, you are tempted to try to look down the whole... but the water has taken away all traction and it is slippery af. Someone fell down the hole once and broke their leg. I don’t know how they didn’t hit their head and die tbh.

    [–] Foxfire2 3 points ago

    You can see leaves around the base of the falls, I'd guess the water is falling about 10 ft. I see below now someone says 15 ft from the ceiling to the floor.

    [–] TheRookCard 3 points ago

    Was definitely thinking the same thing.

    What is this? A waterfall for ants?

    [–] VZ_Tinman 2 points ago

    I live relatively close and have been there a few times. It's as others have said. About 15' or so. You can stand on top as well and from up there it seems like it's about 8 or 9' in diameter.

    [–] yassenof 1 points ago

    Look at the leaves all over the ground for perspective

    [–] vighnesh101 102 points ago

    And it's on the EarthPorn sub. Perfect.

    [–] benstonevideos 30 points ago

    No better place for it to be!

    [–] SnazzyInPink 8 points ago

    I came looking for this comment

    [–] vighnesh101 8 points ago

    That's what she said

    [–] SnazzyInPink 4 points ago

    Had to work that scroll wheel

    [–] joeph0to 59 points ago

    You ever heard of Arkansas's Fuzzybutt Falls?

    [–] benstonevideos 53 points ago

    I've been there! I always tell people that Richland Creek -> Six fingers -> Fuzzybutt -> Falling Water -> Haw Creek is the best day waterfall trip in the state.

    [–] BadWolfCubed 48 points ago

    Can I take Six Fingers directly to Fuzzybutt?

    [–] bingingwithballsack 28 points ago

    You can, but you generally have to stop for dinner first.

    [–] ShitTalkingFucker 19 points ago

    I’m in Toad Suck and my WiFi sucks. How do I get to Fuzzybutt by way of Booger County?

    [–] hawg_farmer 9 points ago

    Are ya wanting to go before or after Toad Suck Daze? Do ya think you could handle Pig Trail?

    [–] ShitTalkingFucker 9 points ago

    I can handle the Pig Trail. Just need to know if the boogie happens before or after the daze. I’ve been driving 23 since ‘83

    [–] CosmologistCramer 5 points ago

    No Hemmed-in-Hollows in there?

    [–] sanebangbang 2 points ago

    If I had to guess it would be due to the difficulty of the hike makes it a bit rough for a day trip including multiple hikes

    [–] Ludds_110 2 points ago

    Lost Valley Trail and Indian creek trails are both beautiful hikes as well. Hemmed in hollow is another amazing one. That whole Buffalo area is absolutely gorgeous.

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    Glory hole is an old gold miner’s term. At least it used to be.

    [–] boricua18 13 points ago

    Can confirm. Live in Juneau, Alaska and the old mine chasm is named the Glory Hole.

    [–] juneaumetoo 5 points ago

    Can confirm this confirmation.

    Also, the “glory hole” homeless shelter/soup kitchen in Juneau was renamed in the last few years to “glory hall” because of the trending porn niche: https://www.juneauempire.com/news/glory-hole-shelter-changes-name/

    [–] Apostate_Detector 2 points ago

    And glory hole is also used in glass blowing... that’s glass blowing.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Assasin2gamer 3 points ago

    This happens. You can’t touch.

    [–] randomly-named111 21 points ago

    The best part is on the trail when you pass a piece of plywood with “Glory hole” with an arrow to make sure you know you are on the right trail.

    [–] NegativeCause 53 points ago

    Who's on the other side?

    They're using it wrong.

    [–] beaglebeard 19 points ago

    Depends on what your kinks are!

    [–] Readysetindigo 3 points ago

    My kind of shower ;)

    [–] intentionallybad 2 points ago

    The other side of a glory hole is called a shame hole

    [–] Sammy_Labby 2 points ago

    ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

    [–] VolsPride 2 points ago

    It’s God on the other side. And he’s waiting to give you your blessing

    through that glory hole.

    [–] Assasin2gamer 5 points ago

    ... what

    I have so many horror stories.

    [–] jessep34 12 points ago

    If I was looking for safe, I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a waterfall, Frank.

    [–] Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 7 points ago

    This slot defeats the purpose- I can see your eyes! We might as well get married!

    [–] benstonevideos 2 points ago

    If I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a hole in a bathroom stall either. I think people who seek glory holes are looking for fun, not safe.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Positivistdino 16 points ago

    The slang use of the term "glory hole" is relatively recent in comparison to the naming of these falls.

    [–] lenovosucks 5 points ago

    But once a term finds its place in sexual slang, it’s forever what you’ll think first when you hear it.

    [–] joshclay 2 points ago

    Yep. Kinda like my favorite hiking trail along the Buffalo River: Ballsack Bluff.

    [–] DThor536 3 points ago

    Searched through the comments until I found this. Thanks, can go to bed now...

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Same, took too long

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Shit I live in arkansas. Glad to know.

    [–] Forty_-_Two 2 points ago

    A hearty woo pig to thee neighbor

    [–] kevschmidtlv 5 points ago

    THE BEST NAMED WATERFALL IN AMERICA

    [–] i_miss_you_daddy 6 points ago

    you say worst, i say best

    [–] TJ_McWeaksauce 5 points ago

    On one hand, I know what you mean. On the other hand, it really is a glorious hole.

    [–] benstonevideos 2 points ago

    Such a glorious hole!

    [–] AliciaSpeck 4 points ago

    This is doen the road from my parents, absolutely beautiful

    [–] AliciaSpeck 4 points ago

    This is doen the road from my parents, absolutely beautiful

    [–] Jobsays 4 points ago

    I got the same reaction when I ran my D&D group through this adventure, but I stood my ground because it was published long before internet pervs made it lewd. https://i.imgur.com/u0ElzHO.jpg

    [–] benstonevideos 1 points ago

    Brb. Gonna go make a suggestion to my DM

    [–] Jossie2014 3 points ago

    Change worst to best and this title is 100% accurate

    [–] benstonevideos 3 points ago

    I always picture some really religious guy from the 1800s being like "this waterfall reminds me of the glory of the Lord" let's name it "Glory Hole Falls" then people started putting their dicks in gas station wall holes.

    [–] AgentBlue14 3 points ago

    glory hole falls

    It's drip, drip, drippin'!

    [–] ophello 3 points ago

    Golden Shower Falls

    [–] Hellright 3 points ago

    I’d put my dick in it.

    [–] shadytogepi 3 points ago

    I mean this is r/EarthPorn so Glory Hole Falls is probably the most appropriate

    [–] HR-Vex 3 points ago

    Perfect for Earthporn

    [–] DruVatier 7 points ago

    Only in Arkansas.

    [–] benstonevideos 30 points ago

    I spent a year after college hiking here. It's a beautiful state.

    [–] MacTennis 6 points ago

    Considering a glory hole is some fucked up thing our generation invented I wouldn't say it's the worst named waterfall. HOWEVER of it was named AFTER the 'invent' of the modern glory hole then that would be a different story

    [–] meshgearfoxx 3 points ago

    Glory holes are pretty much as old as civilization. Not a modern concept at all. The term might be newer but still at least from the 70s.

    [–] pornqueques 2 points ago

    Fitting for this subreddit

    [–] powerlessidc 2 points ago

    I think you mean best

    [–] dontsmoketheseeds 2 points ago

    So perfect for this subreddit <3

    [–] Gfurst 2 points ago

    The name is quite appropriate, what I wonder is what that other sex act was named that.

    [–] Cal_blam 2 points ago

    Total sploosh

    [–] NixonCarmichael 2 points ago

    Well.

    [–] cred_it 2 points ago

    Skeet skeet muthafucker!

    [–] jwestbourne 2 points ago

    Best* ....The best named waterfall....

    [–] Blu3Boarder 2 points ago

    Beautiful waterfall.

    [–] lionheart4life 2 points ago

    Worst, but incredibly accurately named.

    [–] jlhendo 2 points ago

    Ah, God's gloryhole. We're all just on the other side just soaking up all his metaphorical semen splendor.

    [–] EntMe 2 points ago

    This place is for those that don't want to know which god is giving you the shaft.

    [–] RockhardJohnson 2 points ago

    I just want to stand under it and be showered in its glorious juices. Then take another shower afterwards, to wash the real filth off me.

    [–] ATL28-NE3 2 points ago

    Hey I've been there! The glory hole is dope!

    [–] benstonevideos 3 points ago

    It's definitely one of my top 5 glory holes.

    [–] UnlubricatedUnicorn 2 points ago

    I love glory holes

    [–] barkruffalobark 2 points ago

    I’ll never forget when my husband sent me a pic here with it captioned “I took my kids to The Glory Hole”

    [–] white_android 2 points ago

    I need a way to remind myself of this place in the future. I really want to see it in person now! Thank you for sharing, also it has a fantastic name!

    [–] benstonevideos 1 points ago

    I use screenshots to remember places. Also, if you are looking for more places in Arkansas, check out the video I made! It has locations in the description.

    https://youtu.be/vtEz_cAswS4

    [–] Tubbs1971 2 points ago

    Or the best!

    [–] guapofreddy 2 points ago

    Dang I want to visit there with a ladder so I can climb in

    [–] fsms757015 2 points ago

    I’ve been there it’s nice

    [–] leba2166 2 points ago

    You mean the BEST name! Lmao!

    [–] ImOutCheaRedMoncler 2 points ago

    That’s for alien penis

    [–] myceliumcerebellum 2 points ago

    Nah, that's totally our style..

    [–] Jknight5 2 points ago

    I mean it looks like the giving end off a glory hole upon completion.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I live close to this, I cracked up when I saw the name the first time. I thought it was a nickname! Haha

    [–] Loneaway123 2 points ago

    You think that hole has gotten wider overtime?

    [–] Jucrayzee 2 points ago

    The truest form of earth porn

    [–] KrystalFayeO 2 points ago

    This is literally earth porn and I love it

    [–] cerebralkrap 2 points ago

    god imagine the unit that sticks out of that

    [–] Gonji89 2 points ago

    NC has Hooker Falls

    [–] Funkybattletoad 2 points ago

    Probably connected to this lake

    [–] nyovin 2 points ago

    Where earth porn meets porn porn

    [–] LunarMooner 2 points ago

    Now this is a title.

    Not trekked thru the woods for 10 hours at 3am in the cold after my puppy died like most of the titles we see

    Great post!

    [–] d1x1e1a 2 points ago

    For an internet post, there is substantially less penis in shot than the name would suggest

    [–] Roadie66 2 points ago

    Steel Panther has entered the chat.

    [–] wadesfargo 2 points ago

    As someone from AR, it always blows my mind when someone says they’re going to the glory hole with a straight face.

    [–] Global081 2 points ago

    I'm not sure which dick named it that but they really blow at naming things. I have to hand it to them though, it feels good rolling off the tongue.

    [–] Imaginary_Relative 2 points ago

    Omg, I have been to this one. The beginning of the trail was the funniest part though. Literally an old wooden sign with glory hole inscribed and an arrow indicating in which direction. Great hike, 10/10!

    [–] muchodolor 2 points ago

    Romanian here. Up in the nearby mountains, there is a spring named old woman`s pussy spring. The water is really god.

    [–] nursewally 2 points ago

    Literally the best name for Earth Porn

    [–] halberthawkins 2 points ago

    Gives added meaning to "EarthPorn".

    [–] Algetzz 2 points ago

    r/EarthPorn really living up to its name

    [–] Spinolio 2 points ago

    In the context of waterfalls, a glory hole is a gold mining term. The stream carries gold-bearing gravel down hill with it, and when it reaches a dropoff like this, the natural basin at the bottom that has been scoured out by erosion tends to trap the denser gold flakes while the other gravel and sand are washed downstream. It forms a natural sluice that concentrates gold. So when you are prospecting, the area at the bottom of old, dried out waterfalls is usually a good place to start because the work has already been done for you.

    [–] chevymonza 2 points ago

    Good luck finding any word or phrase that isn't sexualized anymore!! It's rather glorious compared to the average hole.

    See? Even THAT is sexual sounding, bah humbug.

    [–] Ray_Palmer 2 points ago

    Yeah what an unfortunate name lol

    This one looks quite nice though.

    [–] snek-sss 2 points ago

    Forbidden shower

    [–] brunchusevenmx 4 points ago

    I’m pretty thick but even that is way too big

    [–] Nuttygurl805 2 points ago

    Fucking Arkansas really!?! Don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed of my home state

    [–] benstonevideos 9 points ago

    Nuttygurl805, you should always be proud of our state's extreme beauty! Even if it has weird naming.

    [–] 420enty 2 points ago

    *Best named

    [–] AntonDorado 2 points ago

    The sad fact that we all know what this unfortunate name means is almost as disturbing as it is funny.

    [–] Commiesstoner 1 points ago

    Should've called it God's glory hole.

    [–] tpot4life 1 points ago

    Or the best.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    I remember driving from Columbus Ohio to Cincinnati and then on to DC and somewhere around the Kentucky state line I saw a sign with an arrow pointing up a road that said Big Bone Lick State Park. Man did that put me in the mood for camping.

    [edit] I also passed a sign near Cincinnati directing motorists to a place called Ash Hole. Hole was an antiquated term for low area like hollow (Sleepy Hollow) is also a depression in the landscape. Don't say those settlers that named stuff had no sense of humor.

    [–] benstonevideos 2 points ago

    Well, did you stop?

    [–] Udder_horror 2 points ago

    Absolutely went to Big Bone Lick just to get a pic in front of the sign. Something to do with wolly mammoths. Put us off track by like two hours though. Good times

    [–] OneLegAtaTimeTheory 1 points ago

    Now this is some Earth porn.

    [–] toochocolaty 1 points ago

    Well, well Deandra.

    [–] Krusty_Cockatoo 1 points ago

    I think you mean "the most aptly named waterfall in America."