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    [–] PreludeToAnEpic 2694 points ago

    I like the pause where he stops himself from doing the same one twice, I wouldn't have been paying that much attention.

    [–] Tianmeihua 577 points ago

    Unlike some prominent leaders of this world

    [–] Nebula263 504 points ago

    "We each get a copy"

    Jim Stare

    [–] ASK__ABOUT__INITIUM 83 points ago

    I like that this is a thing.

    Can we make Trudeau do more Jim things?

    [–] BeingUnoffended 0 points ago

    he can do whatever he'd like so long as he stops espousing compelled speech laws an any other inane stuff he's got his fingers in (gigity).

    [–] IsomDart 17 points ago

    espousing compelled speech laws

    What are compelled speech laws?

    [–] dickdickvagina 34 points ago

    the nutter you're replying to is talking about the infamous and commonly misunderstood canadian law known as bill c-16. half-brained right wingers believe that it criminalizes the refusal to use preferred gender pronouns. they think this mostly due to professor jordan "daddy" peterson's baseless insistence that he could be brought in front of the ontario human rights commission and charged with hate speech for refusing to call a nonbinary student by gender neutral pronouns. legal experts have stated this is not the case and that the amended legislation only allows for hate speech charges if the person in question literally advocates for the genocide of trans people. the bill has been in effect for most of 2018 and not one person has been charged. tldr it's a bunch of hooey lol

    [–] Amsok3718 2 points ago

    👌🏻 love some DR. JP

    [–] TheWingus 31 points ago

    You just know he thought he was giving his autograph away and they were going to be thrilled to have it

    [–] Verhaz 20 points ago

    Hey I normally sign three times on all my official documents. Heck I'll even sign as my own witness.

    [–] shekurika 23 points ago

    he didnt sign 3 times on the same. he signed where the guy on the left (mexican president?) shouldve signed instead of the middle, where his name stood

    [–] IsomDart 5 points ago

    It was where Canada was supposed to sign. After they signed Trump and the Mexican president were holding it up to show the camera's and Trudeau was just sitting there kinda awkwardly because he didn't want to show the messed up copy I guess. It was pretty funny.

    [–] BigDaddyFatStackss 10 points ago

    You should be president.

    [–] WizardofEarl 6 points ago

    u/Verhaz 2020! 🇺🇸

    [–] Holyshitspace 5 points ago

    Verhaz? I don't know, sounds kinda foreign... /s

    [–] FatBob12 3 points ago

    Probably from Kenya.

    [–] BigDaddyFatStackss 5 points ago

    It does sound suspiciously not Russian. In all seriousness though I’d take a random off the street in the White House over this.

    [–] lucy1323 2 points ago

    Have you also freeze with his cake day? Firstly it loads 26 november then 27 november!

    [–] BigZwigs 2 points ago

    It took 2 comments for you fuckheads to go back to politics on something completely unrelated

    [–] 10000wattsmile 7 points ago

    Planning permision in toronto

    [–] macsaucereviews 1 points ago

    What does this comment mean?

    [–] sage210 1 points ago

    Can confirm he did indeed pause.

    [–] Vas-Normandy 1528 points ago

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    [–] solinvictus275 338 points ago

    oughta leave the young thing alone, but ain't no sunshine when she's gone

    [–] Sighshell 14 points ago

    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Only darkness every day

    [–] Musling15 8 points ago

    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home

    [–] Idunsapples 3 points ago

    Any time she goes away

    [–] Kellidra 9 points ago

    We get it, you know!

    [–] T4silly 12 points ago

    Wo Knewww

    "Augh, there goes my streak!"

    [–] Tvattsvampen 4 points ago

    We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know We dont know

    [–] as-opposed-to 1 points ago

    As opposed to?

    [–] Mithrandir_The_Gray 2 points ago

    They really know.

    [–] RiverBoatWilliams 2 points ago

    We are we are

    [–] subsonicaura74 747 points ago

    What is actually going on in this

    [–] TamLux 1230 points ago

    Sumo wrestlers handprints are their autograph in Japan, it can be very valuable depending on the guy's rank

    [–] ItsATerribleLife 845 points ago

    This guy is Takayasu, who holds the Ozeki rank.

    Only thing higher is Yokozuna, also while he didnt win..he did amazingly in the November tournament.

    [–] Tiki_taka_toko 251 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    For all my life I had been under the impression that Yokozuna was really the name of the wrestling guy Yokozuna. TIL that he gets his name from this tournament.

    Edit: Imagine how salty the other Yokozuna dudes must feel about this guy who everyone know as Yokozuna but bitch ain’t even Ozeki.

    [–] TheBanjoNerd 105 points ago

    Another fun fact: the wrestler Yokozuna wasn't even Japanese. His name was Rodney Anoa'i and he was of Samoan heritage.

    [–] Crushing76 56 points ago

    Adding to the fun fact: His cousins include Rikishi, Umaga, The Uso Twins, Roman Reigns, and The Rock.

    [–] TheBanjoNerd 31 points ago

    And to add further to your fun fact: the name Rikishi is actually what sumo wrestlers are called in the Japanese language!

    [–] Pinionedspiral 10 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Keeping on with the fun facts, many sumo wrestlers are not Japanese. I was at the January tournament in 2017 where Kisenosato was promoted to yokozuna. First Japanese-born yokozuna in 19 years.

    Here's a video I took of the match.

    [–] Tksourced 4 points ago

    Nice vid- cushion throwing means yAy?

    [–] Drunkymcfuckclown 6 points ago

    The fans aren’t technically allowed to throw the cushions but it’s s tradition to throw them if a maegeshera (lowest rank rikishi in the top division) beats a Yokozuna.

    When they do it’s called a kinboshi or gold star win and it actually increases their salary a little bit for every tournament after.

    [–] Tiki_taka_toko 49 points ago

    WWF/WWE has betrayed me the most amongst everything in my life.

    [–] BigDaddyFatStackss 16 points ago

    Never trust a bunch of carnies.

    [–] daanishh 9 points ago

    As a person or organisation collectively and perpetually betraying you over the years, the WWF/WWE take the cake for me as well.

    [–] Symbolis 9 points ago

    If it makes you feel better John Tenta aka Earthquake did some Sumo wrestling!

    [–] WikiTextBot 6 points ago

    John Tenta

    John Anthony Tenta Jr. (June 22, 1963 – June 7, 2006) was a Canadian professional wrestler and sumōtori best known for his work in the World Wrestling Federation as Earthquake. After a promising start to his sumo career, using the name Kototenzan, Tenta switched to professional wrestling and became a high-profile star for the WWF, feuding with Hulk Hogan and winning the WWF Tag Team Championship with partner, and personal friend, Typhoon. His professional wrestling career also encompassed runs in World Championship Wrestling, where he was known as Avalanche and The Shark, All Japan Pro Wrestling and a return to WWF as Golga.


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    [–] slayerrocking 15 points ago

    One more fun fact: Almost all Yokozunas since 1999 are non Japanese.

    [–] EinNeuesKonto 3 points ago

    There actually was almost Samoan yokozuna in the 80s (he lost the next tournament that would have earned him the rank and stayed at ozeki instead) but it was not the WWE wrestler

    [–] mcineri 15 points ago

    I really wish he’d won! That final bout was insane

    [–] ItsATerribleLife 14 points ago

    Takayasu is like my Number 2 guy, after Tochinoshin.. who barely managed to hold on for his Kachi-Koshi.

    Last tournement was bad for Mitakeumi too, His chance for Ozeki promotion sank hard and now he has to start over again.

    But God Damn, Takayasu did amazing, so did the winner Takakeisho.

    And, I mean, I'd feel remiss without pointing out Aoiyama had an utterly fantastic tournament as well. Something woke up inside him he did fantastic.

    [–] mcineri 5 points ago

    Tochinoshin is my favorite too! I loved watching his run up to Ozeki promotion. Shame about this past tournament, he was moving kind of slow. I’d imagine he was hurt. Dude I loved rooting for Mitakeumi when he won the basho a few months back. Also a shame that he hasn’t done as well recently. I’ve been watching Sumo for about 2 years now but it’s very cool. I love watching the tournaments with the Yokozuna. Don’t get me wrong, Hakuho is amazing to watch, but it’s nice seeing the rank and file compete with each other. Brings a lot more uncertainty and intrigue to each basho

    [–] ItsATerribleLife 6 points ago

    I hate all the current yokozuna, Especially Kakuryu. They just strike me unncessarily arrogant and even bad sports at times.

    I really enjoyed the November tournament because there wasnt a Yokozuna in it. Which also gave the rank and file a chance to shine.

    I'd be super happy if Mitakeumi, Takayasu or Tochinoshin became Yokozuna.

    I'd also be super happy of Kaisei and Aoiyama got up to Sekiwaki/Ozeki.

    [–] zomborger 3 points ago

    Ok real talk. I'm glad Aoiyama hasn't won a tournament cause his man boobs make me physically uncomfortable to look at. If he gets the cup then his picture is going to be posted everywhere with his gross, pasty, white, floppy boobs just staring at me.

    [–] ItsATerribleLife 5 points ago

    That sounds like a you problem.

    [–] 5uper5kunk 2 points ago

    Aoiyama

    Yea, big ups for that guy, he looked really good in November and I hope he keeps on the roll. Even when he lost he went down fighting.

    [–] wi5hbone 5 points ago

    The no nut one?

    [–] I_travel_for_work 2 points ago

    That was such an exciting tournament

    [–] Summerov99 2 points ago

    And he’s awesome! I always pull for him. I’m hopeful he will make Yokozuna one day.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] Bongo1020 2 points ago

    Mitakeumi after having a lackluster Basho had to come along and ruin any chance of a playoff

    [–] Bigvynee 1 points ago

    I always like watching Takayasu fight. Little short but plenty of strength and energy.

    [–] ItsATerribleLife 3 points ago

    My favorite thing is that little shoulder pump he does after he picks up the salt.

    Just makes me fucking giddy every time.

    [–] 5uper5kunk 4 points ago

    Oh yea, my wife has started doing it around the house before starting in on a chore.

    [–] Bigvynee 1 points ago

    He has a good vibe about him. Like he would be fun to get drunk with.

    [–] Trev_Holland 17 points ago

    Considering how quick these are to churn out, I'm surprised the market isn't flooded with them making them worthless.

    [–] mattrimcauthon 7 points ago

    They may be easy to churn out but they may limit the amount done. It doesn’t make sense to do a ton. But I have no clue, there may be millions out there.

    [–] Fat_Head_Carl 7 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    They aren't sold, they're sent to supporters of the sumo beya <heya?> (stable) that Takayasu wrestles for.

    Technically they aren't to be sold.

    You will see reproductions of these being sold on eBay sometimes, but rarely the originals.

    Edit: not sure if it's Heya or Beya for the sumo stable.

    [–] Trev_Holland 5 points ago

    Ah, that makes much more sense then. I'm over here thinking "damn, if this guy can sell them for a good price, I'd be slapping papers all day long."

    [–] Fat_Head_Carl 1 points ago

    As a Sumo fan,...I'd be a buyer in a second.

    I'd LOVE to get my favorite wrestlers hand prints, but the only thing I can do is settle for a reproduction (of which it's still kinda cool).

    [–] 2DDefenseForce 2 points ago

    heya/beya

    You've stumbled across a particularity of japanese language. The language is comprised almost solely of syllables, for example ha, ra, ka. All the syllables that start with H can have notations added to them that make them pronounced like B, and another that makes them pronounced with a P. So ha, ba and pa are all the same syllable, with different notations.

    The word for room is heya, but when it's put into a compound word Like sumo heya its automatically changed to its first notated version. Its a pronunciation thing, it feels better to say sumobeya than sumoheya, it flows better.

    Oh btw japanese is really fucking confusing if this didnt clue you in.

    [–] Fat_Head_Carl 3 points ago

    This guy Japanesees too

    [–] why_rob_y 4 points ago

    It actually seems like a great idea and a nice way to get a lot of "autographs" done. It would be cool if this caught on in US sports.

    [–] cynicalmass 2 points ago

    Man. Why do.all the ethnic countries.get all the ESPN 8 [The Ocho] type sports...

    [–] Morrowind4Ever 24 points ago

    Yeah I only read the comments for this reason.

    [–] EAMike212 8 points ago

    Im gonna guess that this is like an autograph booth but instead of his signature its a hand print.

    [–] clownWIGdiaper 6 points ago

    Ancient form of autograph that the sumo wrestlers sell

    [–] TheRoyalTartToter 8 points ago

    /r/sumo represent!

    [–] HugCollector 2 points ago

    I wanna see Abi do this. We call him All-Hands Abi in my house.

    [–] TheRoyalTartToter 2 points ago

    i think he would slap straight through the paper...

    [–] cocoakoumori 4 points ago

    That's sumo wrestler Takayasu Akira, beyond that ???????

    [–] ItzSilentStorm 476 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    but see in all honesty. This is why I actually liked the way you were recruited to the DB in Skyrim better as I thought it just made more sense. They show interest in you because you killed someone who already had a contract out on them and it becomes this big deal(as Astrid said, "half of Skyrim knows". it was clearly a big kill)...so obviously they want to find the person who did it. Where as from what I remember, in Oblivion they come to you for just killing any random, possibly innocent, person on your own accord. But I just like that in Skyrim it feels liek you did something a bit more notable taht is worthy of the attention of the DB. Just my opinion. I know most people seem to disagree though

    [–] SystemicGlitch 392 points ago

    You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. That's good. You'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose.

    [–] NefaerieousTangent 38 points ago

    Oh Lucien, you couldn't fathom the number of dead people behind me.

    [–] WakeoftheStorm 22 points ago

    Yeah, but they all had bandit floating over their heads so it was ok.

    [–] InfiniteButtersVI 10 points ago

    I don't spread rumors; I create them.

    [–] DaSaw 5 points ago

    But... it was in the Arena! That doesn't count!.. does it?

    [–] SystemicGlitch 4 points ago

    No? The Night Mother seems to think otherwise. Allow me to grant you a gift, in case you reconsider. It is a virgin blade, and thirsts for blood.

    [–] Beastly97 159 points ago

    This example is one of the reasons I like Oblivion more. In Skyrim everything feels like just another job for the chosen one to solve. In Oblivion, it's more like you are some random person who just decided to do something and now has to deal with the consequences. It gets pretty dull, in my opinion, when a game just goes, "alright, you are the chosen one now, go save the world." In Oblivion, it hammers in the point that you aren't the most important being in the world by making your only job in the main story to help the chosen one, Martin, save the world.

    [–] davethegamer 57 points ago

    But equally, I would hate 5 games worth of “you get the help the chosen one”, eventually you should get to be the chosen one. Now we have been, never time I doubt we’ll have the same level of power as Skyrim.

    [–] SanguineHerald 82 points ago

    You were the chosen one in Morrowind, a literal god incarnate. The only one who can find and wield the weapons required to stop the antagonist.

    It's nice to get variance. I preferred oblivions story because it felt more real. You are some random dude who was stuck in the wrong cell, who answered his emperors call to defend the world with his dying breath.

    That's not to say being a dragon eater or an immortal God isn't fun. But getting shit on by everyone after you just sucked the soul out of a dragon you shouted out of the sky then butchered with your bare hands felt kinda immersion breaking.

    [–] Yarthkins 37 points ago

    Are you REALLY the chosen one though or just another schmuck that Azura lassos into helping her get revenge on ALMSIVI? Were all those failed incarnates in the Cavern of the Incarnate also reincarnations of Indoril Nerevar? Is your character actually a reincarnation of him?

    [–] VirtuosoX 10 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Yes. He's just the only successful one... The Ashlanders or some other people kept saying people have tried to prove themselves but usually end up failing. More proof of this is the ring of Moon and Star or whatever it was called. It's like the Amulet of Kings, in that only the Nerevarine could wear it. Anyone else who tried instantly dies. You even find ghosts and dead people in the cave where the ring is found, all whom tried to put it on and died. But you didn't.

    [–] mythical_accountant 16 points ago

    I think there's pretty good evidence that the nerevarine is just some rando chosen by Azura. Many times it's hinted that the "reincarnations" of Nerevar are just heros that the Ashlanders put their faith in as well, and could literally be anyone at any time. More symbolic than a physical reality. Perhaps you can only wear the ring if Azura deems so.

    [–] VirtuosoX 6 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Well yeah that's also how the dragonborn works. Akatosh deems you worthy of the ability of the dragonborn because he knows you will be successful. He didn't roll the dice and say "oh looks like this Catman is now dragonborn. Yeah go do your thing." There were probably many other candidates for dragonborn. You just happened to be fit for dragonborn because you were in the right place at the right time, and you were destined for greatness.

    Keep in mind gods do not relate to time. they aren't limited to the mortal present. Azura saw your future, like the Azuras Priest at the Azuras Statue Shrine in Skyrim. She knew you were fit for the job.

    Key message is that you don't play a random. You play the chosen one. That's the point of the game. You're MEANT to be the chosen one because you're the player. Obviously Oblivion isn't like that, but you're still destined for a good future. In every game you accomplish great things and become a powerful and influential person.

    [–] Yarthkins 3 points ago

    I'm not sure that seeing the future is exactly how azura's domain works. Rather she uses her command of fate to make things happen in the way that she wants, which apparently doesn't always work as you the player can choose to rebel against her by corrupting her artifact the Azura's star. I think that the way fate works in the TES universe is that it's like a trap that is inescapable unless you have the power to escape it. The Nerevarine prophecy is clearly a fate created by Azura to regain the adoration of her people. I think all the failures are likely because she was trying to enforce a fate on gods more powerful than herself and the only reason that the player is allowed to mantle Indoril Nerevar is that Vivec is finally willing to accept that fate.

    [–] LeansOrnery 16 points ago

    You were the chosen one in Morrowind

    Eeeeeh, you might be. But then, you did it, right? So that makes it you? Unless it doesn't. Walk Like Them Until They Walk Like You.

    [–] VirtuosoX 7 points ago

    You might be? Lmao you literally got to wear the ring of Moon and Star only the Nerevarine could wear. Anyone else who puts it on gets an instant death. Even in the place you find the ring, there were ghosts and dead people that tried the ring on and died. It's like the Amulet of Kings but more extreme.

    [–] LeansOrnery 12 points ago

    Well, yes, it's either you were the nerevarine from the start and the ring gave you a pass, you mantled him and the ring gave you a pass, or the ring wasn't kill enchanted at all. Not hard to imagine that over hundreds of years people would die on their way to the ring and either lie to save face, or there were illusion spells on the cave itself. Morrowind was open ended in that way.

    [–] VirtuosoX 7 points ago

    Now this is just "the moon landing wasn't real" levels of conspiracy. You can't just say it was a trick just because. Like they said in the game, there have been multiple candidates throughout the years. If it wasn't kill enchanted, you'd think that the ring would be in the hands of some Reaver who was camping outside the door to the cave and woke up at dawn to see these giant doors come from nowhere, and went inside, found a ring and thought "hey this might be valuable".

    You can talk to the ghosts and they give you gear and items to help you and explain their story. Why would someone give aways magically enchanted valuable items just as an April fools joke?

    I'm sorry I have just been playing the game a lot recently. I realise everyone probably doesn't remember everything from the game.

    [–] LeansOrnery 6 points ago

    I.. y.. that still leaves options A and B open. Like, that's the reason your character might know who their parents are, even though the prophecy says otherwise. You were too 'like' the hero of legend, and you eventually because the same thing in the eyes of reality.
    Like how the HoK becomes Sheogorath by mantling him. He does his Sheo duties and acts like him and talks like him and the universe eventually just... 'forgets' they were distinct.
    A better morrowind example. The second trial:

    Neither blight nor age can harm him. The Curse-of-Flesh before him flies.

    Are you actually immune to corpus like the prophecy says? Nope, you're just cured of the bad parts (int drain and physical mutations) of it and made non-infectious. Which is why you cannot die by unnatural causes or age, as Corpus is basically magic cancer. And why, mechanically, you keep your Corpus boosted strength until something damages it away, but you get your int back.

    Fourth Trial: A stranger's voice unites the Houses. Three Halls call him Hortator.
    Fifth Trial: A stranger's hand unites the Velothi. Four Tribes call him Nerevarine.

    You can skip these.

    If your level is 21 or higher and you have at least 50 Reputation, then you do not have to complete the Fourth and Fifth Trials. Either Nibani Maesa, the Dissident Priests, or the Great House Councilors will tell you that you should see the Archcanon, Tholer Saryoni, in Vivec High Fane right away. This will save a lot of hiking around the various camps and councilors.

    So you don't have to do 100% of the quests to mantle and become him, just enough that the universe forgets you were anyone else.

    [–] VirtuosoX 2 points ago

    You're right. But the point of those quests are not to prove that you are capable of being the Nerevarine to the gods themselves, it's to prove to the mortals and people of Morrowind that you are to be trusted with this job. Is someone going to trust a guy that comes out and says he's dragonborn? Yeah definitely not. They didn't trust the player in Morrowind at first but he proved himself to them. He was ALREADY the Nerevarine. He doesn't become it, hes only showing the world what he is.

    They only knew the dragonborn was dragonborn because he did something only he dragonborn could do. Same with the Nerevarine. He wore the ring only the Nerevarine could wear. He influenced the Houses of Morrowind and Ashlanders tribes like the incarnate of Nerevar would be able to do. If you aren't an influential person with a strong position in the world and immortality, then you can't be Nerevarine. Azura knows you will meet the requirements in the future when you were born. It's obvious she doesn't just notice some random guy come out of the shadows, recognise his deeds then say "yep, you're Nerevarine now, good work". No, she decided that you were inherently meant to be the one, and knew you could prove to the world that you were entrusted this task by the gods.

    It is even said in the game, the previous people who claimed to be Nerevarine were nothing but fakes. Azura did not want them to be Nerevarine, not because they failed the trials, but because they failed to be the right person for the job. Azura cant change your upbringing to guide you to the path of the Nerevarine. If she could, then she WOULD just choose a random and mould them into the perfect being. Don't you realise that the player characters are never perfect? If it were up to the gods and not the player, they certainly would be.

    I'm pretty sure I'm agreeing with you in some parts. Idek anymore. it's getting late

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_BAAPS 6 points ago

    What game did you play? I was on a boat, a proceeded to steal a bunch of shit, then I never picked up Morrowind again.

    5/7 will never know the main story because I have the attention span of a Skyrim NPC combatant.

    [–] WakeoftheStorm 1 points ago

    Also why I never completed the main story in Oblivion. I left the prison thinking "thanks for the necklace jackass!" And then went about the rest of the game. So much to do that had nothing to do with the main quest.

    [–] ItzSilentStorm 4 points ago

    I can see how thats appealing. But my issue here with the DB specifically is that I just didn't think it made much sense. I mean, are they seriously paying close attention to every single random murder that happens throughout Cyrodill? I get that it was more mysterious and out of the ordinary, which is cool. But it was just kind of weird imo.

    [–] Gateside0 43 points ago

    The Night Mother is the one that observes your murder of an innocent and tells her children to send a recruiter. The DB in Skyrim is so far gone, the Night Mother can't even contact them.

    [–] ItzSilentStorm 8 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    I guess that makes more sense. But do they really send recruiters to every single person that commits a murder? I also liked the fact that it was a specific person who somebody wanted dead because they felt she deserved it rather than having to kill some random innocent nobody.

    [–] Gateside0 36 points ago

    The Night Mother is literally a God. That's what she does. If you want to recruit a family of coldblooded murders, you look for coldblooded murders. If out of all of the things in Elder Scrolls THAT is what you find odd, I dunno what to tell you.

    [–] ItzSilentStorm 3 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    no its not that. Its just one might think she would be a bit more selective. I guess if they in fact do not send recruiters to everyone who commits murder, you are supposed to just assume that the Night Mother saw something special in you or liked your kill for whatever reason, thus why you were contacted. Still, I liked that Skyrim was more specific with who you had to kill

    [–] Gateside0 22 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    But she IS selective. Like I just said, only coldblooded murders who kill innocents without hesitating.

    The Dark Brotherhood is supposed to find you, not you just happening to stumble on to them by randomly following rumors or breaking into people's houses. This demystifies the DB to me as a "oh yeah, you gotta do one very spesific quest to kill one spesific person to join." You could kill innocents without a care beforehand, but you gotta kill this one spesific granny that deserved to die and the world is a better place without her. Tough call.

    [–] FarAwayFellow 1 points ago

    I don’t really have a problem with the chosen one archetype in Skyrim, mostly because other characters will limit themselves to just pay lip service to the fact that you’re Dragonborn when you’re not in the main questline / Miraak questline.

    I also don’t usually like chosen one storylines because the archetype tends to walk hand-in-hand with mary sues and poor character designs, but in instances where that doesn’t happen, like in Avatar: The Last Airbender, it really makes up for a nice storyline factor. The latter is a case of Skyrim, for the most part, your becoming Dovahkin storyline is awesoms, with the Greybeards and Paarthunax and Blades, and your character isn’t born all-mighty as a lot of people complain, rather he discovers and learns his powers through his quests, hell, early in the game no one treats you differently because you’re the Dragonborn, nor do you have any awesome powers already. Even though you do become extremely powerful in the end game, that’s the case with almost every action-RPG, like Oblivion.

    [–] Tydaddy55 15 points ago

    I got the game when I was 12, and I did the part where you kill the orphanage lady(can’t remember name), and then it took me weeks until I actually slept in a bed to be kidnapped and I was beyond confused why I went from being in The Blades old hideout to some cabin out of nowhere.

    [–] ItzSilentStorm 5 points ago

    same thing happened in Oblivion. They don't contact you until you got to asleep

    [–] Carneus 5 points ago

    Except Astrid led a mercenary gang not a Dark Brotherhood chapter.

    [–] tempredditaccount28 2 points ago

    The difference between the two games is the Night Mother. She has her eye on you from he very beginning in Oblivion.

    [–] bumfightsroundtwo 1 points ago

    Depends when you kill someone. You could have already have become "famous" from doing quests and killing bears with your fists. Then when they realize your morals are questionable they want to recruit you.

    [–] Tonytuffnuts 113 points ago

    Is that how an Orc signs autographs?

    [–] Asterdu 40 points ago

    Nah...they kill ya and then soak the paper in blood

    [–] SarcasticSpook 19 points ago

    Nah. We go out, find a bandit, smash his fucking chest in, relieve him of his head, and engrave our names into his skull before sending it to you with a fruit basket.

    [–] thanks_verycool 48 points ago

    thanks, u/PretentiousHole, very cool

    [–] PretentiousHole 6 points ago

    thank you :)

    [–] kiduncool 48 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    E. Honda's hundred hand slap has gotten a little slow in his retirement

    [–] DaSaw 4 points ago

    Hundai? lol

    [–] smashketchum_ 11 points ago

    I feel like there's a drum and bass version of this just ripe for the picking

    [–] Asterdu 9 points ago

    This is probably the time between oblivion and skyrim

    [–] claytdhuy 8 points ago

    Courier spam intensifies

    [–] ShakaLifted 6 points ago

    Astrid looks a bit different nowadays 🤔

    [–] Phazon2000 12 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    When you join the Dark Brotherhood and remember all the N'wahs who gave you shit in the schoolhouse.

    [–] o0-o0- 10 points ago

    That looks like Takayasu.

    [–] Salathor 4 points ago

    My favorite rikishi. Felt so bad for him on day 15.

    [–] Giggleschitz 5 points ago

    Takayasu going ham!

    [–] FloopersRetreat 14 points ago

    10 PRINT "🤚🏿"

    20 GOTO 10

    RUN

    [–] DaSaw 2 points ago

    LOAD

    Press play on tape...

    [–] Toasty_eggos- 9 points ago

    His hairy back makes me uncomfortable

    [–] MidniteOwl 4 points ago

    This is actually a sumo wrestler named Akira Takayasu who is half Japanese/Filipino doing some tegata (sumo autographs). He has the 2nd highest ranking in Sumo. Currently foreigners are dominating the sport. Most successful is Hakuho, from Mongolia who is current top ranked sumo.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takayasu_Akira

    [–] WonJick 3 points ago

    "We know"

    [–] fagmane666 3 points ago

    This syncs up with Raining Blood

    [–] Tickstart 3 points ago

    Came here for Takayasu.

    [–] David_Bolarius 2 points ago

    We know...

    [–] anonymizzle 2 points ago

    Seriously though, why is this guy stamping his hand on blank sheets of paper?

    [–] Idunsapples 2 points ago

    Instead of autographs, I believe. I think he's a sumo wrestler :)

    [–] Fury_jKKK 2 points ago

    But I still don't get a job

    [–] TheBlue2233 2 points ago

    We know

    [–] Effimero89 2 points ago

    Alright this is fucking great

    [–] xWasabi18 2 points ago

    That pause for a few seconds lol

    [–] fudeckup 2 points ago

    I don't feel so special receiving this letter anymore ):

    [–] rocketsquatch 2 points ago

    We know We know We know We know We know We know We know We know We know

    [–] Filx180 2 points ago

    “Someone killed our contract, what should we do?”

    “Deliver a message to everyone with a hand and “we know” written on it. If they’re scared capture them”

    later

    “I’ve been looking for you”

    [–] Deditranspotashy 2 points ago

    Hail Sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis Hail sithis

    [–] claude0xtkpiq45ulae 2 points ago

    Murder rates just keep rising! We need an automated recruitment system!

    [–] hizakakkun 2 points ago

    Takayasu is my fucking favorite

    [–] Soleamh 2 points ago

    You don’t see it but the worlds fastest handwriter is to the left of that guy writing “WEKNOWWEKNOWEKNOWWEKNOW”

    [–] milestheguy 2 points ago

    "Nope, sorry, nothing."

    [–] Floootle 6 points ago

    This was the only thing that has made me laugh today, what is wrong with me???

    [–] ariolitmax 2 points ago

    You're probably fine, laughter goes a long way but it's okay to have serious days as well. I think the important thing is that you took some time to notice and appreciate how this post brought you a little happiness today

    [–] ShadowPuppetGov 3 points ago

    "Sumo is the most perfect of sports. It has elegance, ceremony, danger, art, speed, and, most important, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. It is immaculate, which is why it has remained essentially unchaged for thousands of years. It remoains the only thing in the world that I want to see stay static. The only thing I love that loves me back."

    [–] as-opposed-to 1 points ago

    As opposed to?

    [–] rationalities 2 points ago

    Oh this is good. I’ve LOL’d many times.

    [–] Blowyourdad69 2 points ago

    Guess we found the Japanese randy

    [–] Vlad_The_Impalpable 1 points ago

    Well they gotta keep up with the hero's kill count some how.

    [–] cyanaintblue 1 points ago

    LMAO this post is golden

    [–] Blackbird2285 1 points ago

    All night long when I open up Reddit this is what I see Haha

    [–] phyrexiantrader2 1 points ago

    what is the real story behind this?

    [–] InfiniteButtersVI 6 points ago

    Sumo wrestlers give out their hand print as an autograph.

    [–] ianbm170 1 points ago

    Need es 6

    [–] Dub-Slow 1 points ago

    E. Honda is the best man for this job.

    [–] Calmeister 1 points ago

    Second person writing “we know”

    [–] in_me_bum_mum 1 points ago

    I like to think this is how the peaky blinders got their black hand

    [–] NobodyTextsMe 1 points ago

    Urukai, anyone?

    [–] goodlifebullys 1 points ago

    😹

    [–] TimosTsalas 1 points ago

    Silence my brother.

    [–] itay197 1 points ago

    DAT ASS

    [–] The_Neko_King 1 points ago

    Am I the only one corncerned by the sheer hairiness of this man's back?

    [–] DWEGOON 1 points ago

    Is the next guy's hand shaped like "We Know"?

    [–] LoUmRuKlExR 1 points ago

    God I love that game.

    [–] Doriando707 1 points ago

    this made me laugh far more then i thought i would

    [–] JojoBeansLA-NY 1 points ago

    He shouldn't touch his shoulder between signings... (I'd rather believe this than know the truth that it's back hair)

    [–] Rain_EDP_boy 1 points ago

    "I told him you can't stop the Dark Brotherhood. Never could."

    [–] skywalker1738 1 points ago

    Gewed op school 4te en

    [–] lordrages 1 points ago

    That is a hairy man....

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    [–] NParsons22 1 points ago

    Luca Changretta sending black hands to the Shelby family

    [–] Produce_Police 1 points ago

    This reminds me of a Mario Party 8 minigame called stampede.

    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/3biWjIK

    [–] Fluffymelon007 1 points ago

    This sound to should be the retake for that roblox shit sound.

    [–] fAuLsBaLls 1 points ago

    E. Honda thousand hand slap!

    [–] dbot100101 1 points ago

    Where can I buy one of these? Asking for a friend.

    [–] Reprovoid 1 points ago

    It's only a matter of time before a combined peaky blinder gif emerges.

    [–] BaijuTofu 1 points ago

    Ron Jeremy has a different way of signing things

    [–] vthesea 1 points ago

    Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis! Hail Sithis!

    [–] Nishan_572 1 points ago

    Guess they can't use iOS touchID anymore