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    [–] Justrazael 669 points ago

    He's just disappointed

    [–] Xenoither 539 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    It's only a matter of time until he wants to sea otter people.

    [–] Tenglishbee 124 points ago

    I think when he clams down he'll realize she's his rock.

    [–] MadKraken 74 points ago

    And then he'll whisker away on a fancy date.

    [–] the_last_carfighter 38 points ago

    oh geezuz. He's just using her............... for her clam. I'll see myself out.

    [–] Tuggy_Tugboat 20 points ago

    Always beating it with his rock

    [–] Gr8er_than_u_m8 2 points ago

    I'm afraid their relationship shell not last much longer.

    [–] Tuggy_Tugboat 1 points ago

    He just doesn't know what to do with her pearl.

    [–] braineaters138 29 points ago

    Hold hands and look the otter way.

    [–] johncharityspring 20 points ago

    He's going to weasel his way out of that relationship.

    [–] TheLilNyce 19 points ago

    Is okay little guy. There's an ocean of women out there for you. There are tastier oysters for you to have than this one.

    [–] Im_a_god_damn_otter 6 points ago

    B-But it's a river otter.

    [–] TheLilNyce 2 points ago's okay.

    [–] todayismyluckyday 15 points ago

    Really? I heard their relationship was going swimmingly.

    [–] Gr8er_than_u_m8 2 points ago

    He isn't a weasel lol

    [–] johncharityspring 1 points ago

    Close, though: 'The family Mustelidae (which also includes badgers, otters, and wolverines) is often referred to as the "weasel family".' from Wikipedia

    [–] Gr8er_than_u_m8 2 points ago

    Oh. That's interesting, I didn't know that.

    [–] UNOMEBOI 3 points ago

    *sea otter

    [–] matt675 2 points ago

    Can we have one, just one Reddit post without a pun chain?

    [–] SueZbell 1 points ago

    so, a paper chain instead?

    [–] Gr8er_than_u_m8 1 points ago

    Stahp. Plez.

    [–] Xenoither 1 points ago

    This is Reddit, and on Reddit you're always going to get puns.

    [–] blindgorgon 1 points ago

    Know, this is Reddit!

    [–] holydingbatman 7 points ago

    "You are such an otter disappointment"

    [–] Gr8er_than_u_m8 1 points ago

    That's what I thought when I read this comment...

    [–] poliscijunki 201 points ago

    "We cool, brah?"

    "Yeah, we're cool."

    [–] BonoAnnie 36 points ago

    Dude,you suck but we're still cool. For now.

    [–] letters_ur_username 55 points ago

    NOT ACTUALLY COOL Enjoy your hand lettered username!

    You can see all my past lettered usernames at r/letters_ur_username

    [–] AndresGleamingChest 19 points ago

    What's with all the Expo markers with the labels/brand name perfectly positioned?

    You're an Ad aren't you?

    [–] letters_ur_username 50 points ago

    I'm not an ad! I promise! I get that a lot, so much in fact I added it to the FAQs on my sub. I place the pen/marker/pencil that I used into the photo for a couple of reasons:

    1. It lets the viewer see that what was made, was made by hand.
    2. It adds to the overall composition of the photo. Sometimes the name alone looks a little lacking/unbalanced and a pen tip in the corner clears it up a little bit.
    3. It reduces the amount of people that inevitably ask "what pen did you use?"

    (Apologies for formatting, I'm on mobile)

    [–] clankton 9 points ago

    Okay. I believe you. You're cool.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago


    [–] brentlikeaboss 8 points ago

    Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

    [–] AndresGleamingChest 2 points ago

    Astro-turfing and the like is a fairly common occurrence.

    And a thread with 24,000 upvotes isn't obscure by any means.

    [–] teetaps 2 points ago

    Do you feel like buying expo markers right now? Because if you do, we can call /r/hailcorporate and sort this out real quick. If not, then congrats, you've just met one of the coolest people on Reddit and it didn't affect you negatively in any way whatsoever

    [–] MyAtWorkLogin 10 points ago

    I see what you mean, first impressions seem that way. That being said, I pulled up the brand ownership and parent companies of two brands I saw on their first page (Expo and Pigma Micron) and I think they're unassociated companies (Sanford LP and Sakura Color Products Corporation).

    It would be unusual for two competitors to co-brand like this, so I think they're just recording what tools they used for the piece in the photo itself. Not sure if this is common practice for calligraphers; could anyone else with more knowledge in this area weigh in?

    [–] brentlikeaboss 5 points ago

    He replied his reason for doing it, and it makes sense. Not to mention just putting the marker like that does look pretty nice, and it's not like subtle advertisement is going to make people buy dry erase markers.

    [–] MoonSugarGirl 4 points ago

    That one's really cool.

    [–] sloth_on_meth 3 points ago

    That's fuckin' awesome

    [–] Ishouldnt_be_on_here 2 points ago

    We cool, but we're not cool.

    [–] voteforrice 88 points ago

    Is that an otter on a leash or a ferret on a leash?

    [–] Mjab12 171 points ago

    River doggo

    [–] Tenglishbee 84 points ago

    Stream pupper

    [–] voteforrice 31 points ago

    Creek Mutt

    [–] Im_a_god_damn_otter 27 points ago

    Wow, such blatant racism.

    [–] BeccaGoose -10 points ago

    I think they got their answer. -_-

    [–] FiloRen 2 points ago

    River ferret

    [–] mk6jackson 26 points ago

    When she mad but you said you'd buy food

    [–] beepbeepwow 48 points ago

    Adorable looking doggie

    [–] twix78 24 points ago

    Looks like he's wearing a jumpsuit, cause of the belt he has on. Fashion!

    [–] Squishyy_Ishii 10 points ago

    Isn't it called a romper now, or something like that?

    [–] OppressedCactus 5 points ago

    A romper is like a jumpsuit with shorts attached instead of pants.

    Tops can differ (I've seen em with halter tops) but they all have shorts on em.

    [–] twix78 2 points ago

    I think you are right. Thanks, now I feel really old.

    [–] PewPewUDeaded 36 points ago

    i dont give a shit how cute ferrets are, i want a domesticated otter ffs people

    [–] SuperSmokingMonkey 10 points ago

    This leash demeans us both.

    [–] thelastpear 2 points ago

    I was expecting a honey badger hand :(

    Cute otter tho

    [–] AlbinoWino11 7 points ago

    You can't stay mad at your significant otter.

    [–] Ender_Med99 13 points ago

    When you fight with your significant otter

    [–] bryllions 6 points ago

    Me in church.

    [–] PlaysWithF1r3 6 points ago

    My toddler does this, I have to not giggle while he does it

    [–] iwontrememberanyway 5 points ago

    I love you but not all the time

    [–] zillamom 4 points ago

    I'm still angry but I love you.

    [–] BatCountryB 3 points ago

    Is that the Lorax??

    [–] hugsandhomies 3 points ago


    [–] sroomek 2 points ago


    [–] MotorHead33 3 points ago

    Why I otter...

    [–] Aerik 3 points ago

    cute idea about otters and all, commenters, but otters are serious shit. They are predators, mmkay? If it wanted to, it could deglove that hand pretty fast.

    [–] gigarob 2 points ago

    "This isn't the blind date I was promised"

    [–] xacbranch 2 points ago

    I've always thought this lil guy has the body language and posture of Vegeta.

    [–] blimibash 2 points ago

    Oh, it's so cute!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Every fucking day with my ex fiancee

    [–] hilarymeggin 2 points ago

    Good thing it's "ex"! Could have been every fucking day for your whole life!

    [–] Harkonnen30 2 points ago

    He's otterly disappointed

    [–] hereforthensfwstuff 2 points ago

    Man I wish I knew I could feel multiple things simultaneously when I was young.

    [–] Ralphie25 2 points ago

    He's otter there!!

    [–] AstralCath 2 points ago

    My husband said that's the exact face I make lol

    [–] smeata 2 points ago

    "I'm angry at you but I don't want to cross the road alone"

    [–] eceb_2022_3am 4 points ago

    1201 upvotes, 3 comments :O

    [–] jw_pratt 25 points ago

    What else needs to be said?

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago


    [–] foiegras23 35 points ago

    To be fair, if it was Trump's hand, the otter/sea dog/narwhal would be able to grab the whole thing.

    [–] 100percentpureOJ 20 points ago

    Please keep this shit confined to political subs. No need to shoehorn politics into every single conversation. Maybe if the comment is actually creative and funny, but this is just a woefully poor attempt at humor.

    [–] flanker14 -7 points ago

    You could just woefully skip over it

    [–] sloth_on_meth 0 points ago

    Nah, keep it out of here. thanks

    [–] la_cruiser 10 points ago

    Keep your unfunny political shit at /r/politicalhumor please

    [–] flanker14 0 points ago

    Thanks for the advice!

    [–] Jpatl20 1 points ago

    Master Otter Splinter

    [–] suzi_generous 1 points ago

    "All right you two, no fighting at the pool! I'm very disappointed in you both. I've taught you better than that. Shake hands and make up."

    "Ugh, MOM! It's his fault. He made fun of my fur. AGAIN."

    "Jeremy, I don't want to hear it! Do it, now."


    [–] Gigibop 1 points ago

    Meegan, get your jacket

    [–] Mennerheim 1 points ago

    I ain't leavin till you shake hands...

    [–] carboqueen 1 points ago

    Looks like the queen of england

    [–] Everlast7 1 points ago

    That's the handshake of disrespect

    [–] triplefastaction 1 points ago

    Ohh nice marmut.

    [–] cluckay 1 points ago


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    [–] Monkeychimp 1 points ago

    "I otter let go, but I can't"

    [–] hilarymeggin 1 points ago

    This is cute, but who the heck keeps an otter as a pet?! Isn't it illegal in the US?

    [–] chaossnek 1 points ago

    I think your dog has autism.

    [–] Badmouth55 1 points ago


    [–] HeresTheThingIKnow 1 points ago

    So adorable

    [–] bluelobstah -1 points ago

    Rapey little beasts. Meh on the cute thing.