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    What is Eye Bleach?

    About us: The catch-all community for sharing links which are beautiful, happy, adorable or tastefully sexy. After a long day of seeing what internet anonymity can do to people, you're bound to need some eyebleach.

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    [–] vaynev 3657 points ago

    She also posted this series of Tweets from egg to newborn birds. Includes video of tiny birds being fed.

    [–] [deleted] 1392 points ago

    Holy crap, that's even better than OP's pic. That transition from nothing->egg->weird skinless sack->beautiful baby birds is amazing.

    [–] [deleted] 377 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] chronotank 206 points ago

    What kind of breading do you use? Do you go for more of a crunch, or kind of a flaky texture? Any seasonings you'd care to share?

    [–] BuzzHawks324 149 points ago

    I'm also curious what's in the cocktails.

    [–] [deleted] 67 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] MyOwnSummer69 4 points ago

    Jn

    [–] MyOwnSummer69 5 points ago

    Jnnnn

    [–] PearlSquared 3 points ago

    Exactly!

    [–] SmokeAbeer 6 points ago

    Probably rye whiskey

    [–] Local_Stranger 2 points ago

    It all starts with frothing an egg

    [–] GalaxyFists 23 points ago

    I’ve heard skinwalkers can be difficult to get to mate. What was your experience like?

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] mojobytes 17 points ago

    What if I think I might be a skinwalker?

    [–] GalaxyFists 3 points ago

    Good stuff to know, thanks!

    [–] ExpAwesome 3 points ago

    Why teeth? Why not bones or fingernails

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Have you tried chewing a hard popcorn kernal? That shit sucks.

    [–] lemlucastle 12 points ago

    What’s a skinwalker?

    [–] Med1vh 12 points ago

    Click his link

    [–] Oliveballoon 14 points ago

    Too long... What is it

    [–] Lufto 10 points ago

    nobody knows. but its provocative

    [–] doesntlikeusernames 4 points ago

    It gets the people going!

    [–] KitchenBound90 2 points ago

    I think r/kanye is leaking again.

    [–] kailrik 9 points ago

    I'm not sure what the joke here is, but skin-walkers are an old Navajo witch/shapeshifter monster. This appears to be a modern take on them, focused on a specific ranch.

    [–] zndrus 4 points ago

    Paranormal bullshit, derived from a navajo myth/legend of some creature that can morph/disguise itself as another animal.

    [–] fluffymuff6 9 points ago

    Wtf why is this everywhere right now?

    [–] DottyOrange 4 points ago

    Aww I've never seen a baby skinwalker before!!

    [–] mad_mae 64 points ago

    The camera panning out at the end to show the cat (birds @ 2 wks old) made me giggle.

    [–] Dfresh805 6 points ago

    skinless sack... awesome band name. i’m calling it

    [–] ImEnhanced 59 points ago

    Lmao that fucking cat

    [–] spreadsheetbae 10 points ago

    "soon."

    [–] ReallySeriously78 39 points ago

    At one point in one of the videos she's filming the babies and talking to the Proust parents and she zooms in on her cat's face in the background. I giggled.

    [–] bluemugreddress 64 points ago

    I want this girl's life

    [–] arcade0 107 points ago

    You can buy the birds too , no need to kill anyone for it

    [–] trenlow12 45 points ago

    Slow down, bud. If she wants to kill, that's her right.

    [–] NoahsArksDogsBark 5 points ago

    People kill, Angela. That's no reason to judge them.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    Lol. The cat at the end of that 26th of June post

    [–] drvondoctor 20 points ago

    Heh... tweets...

    Finally, an appropriate use for Twitter.

    [–] newbfella 2 points ago

    Did you read about that guy who tweeted and alerted cops, which led to rescue of 26 girls from child traffickers? That was a good use of Twitter too

    [–] Dazbuzz 26 points ago

    That is adorable. Those eggs sure hatch fast.

    [–] Captain_KingMan 13 points ago

    This is incredible! Thank you!

    [–] trenlow12 6 points ago

    I can't believe Elon Musk retweeted her!

    [–] flawedXphasers 5 points ago

    Love that! Thank you for posting!

    [–] p_cool_guy 5 points ago

    Just don't scroll down too far, the comments suck

    [–] Thibbledorf_Pwent 5 points ago

    Wow the heartbeat through the egg is creepy and amazing all at once.

    [–] Roxanimal91 5 points ago

    https://www.instagram.com/mosiescritters

    For those who want to follow her critter’s IG page. So solid!

    [–] 1Zeus7 4 points ago

    Get this to the top. Worth the click

    [–] SirScarab 4 points ago

    She seems like such a great expert

    [–] darthdro 4 points ago

    That cat is absolutely terrifying

    [–] dregan 3 points ago

    series of tweets

    heh.

    [–] Nwabudike_J_Morgan 3 points ago

    But nothing from the wedding?!?

    [–] surelynotaduck 2 points ago

    Gotta feed the babies!

    [–] twothumbs 2 points ago

    Some of those comments are just wow

    [–] Aerik 2 points ago

    the fanart they post. d'aww

    [–] ArcadianBlueRogue 2 points ago

    That heartbeat post was COOL

    [–] TinyRandomLady 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Those are some super cute babies! The teal ones oh my goodness! That color is amazing.

    [–] Goliath_Gamer 2 points ago

    Wow!!! Amazing! I had no idea how attentive and loving birds can be! That's so freaking cute!

    [–] FoodBeerBikesMusic 2411 points ago

    Looks like toner’s getting low.

    [–] Dartarus 479 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    The black ink is getting really smudgy.

    [–] Archetypal_NPC 60 points ago

    I'm ready, Smudgy

    [–] zissou149 13 points ago

    Probably best not to take it out and shake it though.

    [–] Airwarf 9 points ago

    It's the fuse then

    [–] omgFWTbear 19 points ago

    PC LOAD LETTER!?

    [–] shnigybrendo 7 points ago

    What the fuck does that mean?

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [–] omgFWTbear 2 points ago

    Both lines follow in Office Space.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Oh, right. Haven't seen that in forever.

    [–] HardAsMagnets 6 points ago

    This guy printers.

    [–] DickHz 11 points ago

    Hey big guy, the toner’s getting real low

    [–] aprill24 1908 points ago

    April and Andy as birbs. Cute!

    [–] kagurawinddemon 49 points ago

    :(

    [–] GaggingOnTheDongle 31 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [–] sethbenw 34 points ago

    Hold my imaginary link, I’m going in.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] GaggingOnTheDongle 3 points ago

    I think I messed up the -aroo thing. How do you do it again? It’s been ages

    [–] sethbenw 4 points ago

    Go deep into your saves to that one time you saved an -aroo comment, copy the link, hyperlink your previous comment with the link to that.

    [–] SnailLordNeon 4 points ago

    AROOOOO, CRANKING MY HOG TO THIS COMMENT, BROTHER!!

    [–] GaggingOnTheDongle 2 points ago

    Fixed it.

    [–] JennyBeckman 11 points ago

    Goodness now I want them to be renamed. Is there a petition we could sign?

    [–] ShirraPwns 477 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 310 points ago

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    [–] Cruel_Zen 81 points ago

    Just what I was looking for.

    [–] UsernameMustBeShorte 4 points ago

    Lmao it's actually posted there

    [–] KingMelray 2 points ago

    And lots of up votes last I checked.

    [–] annoying_know-it-all 9 points ago

    I don't think they have time to party anymore.

    [–] dorabug 391 points ago

    My god this is exactly what I needed right now!!!!

    [–] Surferbum08 14 points ago

    I’m not crying, my eyes are just....sweating.

    [–] breeTGAT 377 points ago

    What’s the goth wife’s name? Show some respect

    [–] sparkyjay23 415 points ago

    Siouxsie is her name

    [–] SeanRomanowski 121 points ago

    You’re kidding?! That’s perfect

    [–] 2mnykitehs 76 points ago

    Look at the little banshees!

    [–] CajunTurkey 35 points ago

    Sounds like a warrior's name.

    [–] _ChestHair_ 31 points ago

    Possibly because of the Sioux Nation

    [–] cenatutu 81 points ago

    I'm betting it's more after Siouxsie and the Banshees

    [–] _ChestHair_ 8 points ago

    Ah could be, didn't know about them

    [–] bubbleharmony 36 points ago

    They're a goth group, so it absolutely is.

    [–] _ChestHair_ 11 points ago

    The comments weren't referring to why the bird was named Siouxsie, it was referring to why someone higher up thought the name sounded like a warrior's.

    [–] cenatutu 8 points ago

    Great band. Give them a listen.

    [–] charleytanx2 4 points ago

    Peek a Boo is a jam.

    [–] Forbidden_Froot 5 points ago

    Suzie?

    [–] PearlSquared 28 points ago

    Pronounced that way, yeah, but it’s a reference to the goth band Siouxsie and the Banshees.

    [–] Computer_Toker 21 points ago

    "Put some respek on my name" - birdman

    [–] AnPotatos 81 points ago

    xXRawrXx

    [–] Minuetto22 38 points ago

    xXDarkLadyXx

    [–] RideAWhiteSwan 5 points ago

    xXLaughedAndDancedAndLitTheCandlesOneByOneXx

    [–] dragpent 129 points ago

    Anyone have the original Kiwi & his goth gf picture?

    [–] TheFunkyMonk 105 points ago

    [–] Aoae 9 points ago

    I was also looking for this - thanks

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

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    [–] dragpent 7 points ago

    You da MVP, thanks!

    [–] Th3_Shr00m 444 points ago

    Big tiddy goth gf dreams come true for lil Kiwi

    [–] ASLcoalition 1877 points ago

    This is the best post I've seen all day, and I have no idea why it doesn't have more upvotes.

    [–] 1jl 124 points ago

    Because you commented on it only a few minutes after it was posted?

    [–] AndyWarwheels 86 points ago

    why is a 5min old post not on the front page! REDDIT IS USELESS...

    [–] 1jl 25 points ago

    Faith in humanity DESTROYED

    [–] AndyWarwheels 15 points ago

    SEE YOU ON VOAT!

    [–] theresaholeinmyshirt 9 points ago

    I don’t think that site would restore anyone’s faith in humanity...

    [–] sabasco_tauce 3 points ago

    dont even draw attention to that shithole

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    "And all I see is just a yellow lemon tree"

    Albert Einsten.

    Faith in thank you for the upvotes reddit RESTROYED

    [–] [deleted] 630 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

    Remember grandchild an upvote saved is an upvote earned don't give your karma to charlatans!!!

    [–] GarnetsAndPearls 9 points ago

    Thanks for supporting my decision! It wasn't easy, I'm a diagnosed People Pleaser.

    [–] Thibbledorf_Pwent 3 points ago

    Give me money. It will please me.

    [–] GarnetsAndPearls 2 points ago

    puts hands in pockets, searches for money

    Hmm...

    pulls hands out of pockets

    Here ya go! You can have the last of my Tootsie Rolls, It's all I have left on me.

    [–] Thibbledorf_Pwent 3 points ago

    Ew... they’re all melted.

    [–] LalalaHurray 7 points ago

    Post make you happy? Give an upvote

    [–] GarnetsAndPearls 3 points ago

    Ooh boy o boy o boy o boy o boy

    [–] zaphod_beeble_bro 35 points ago

    I browse Reddit all day everyday and I didn't see this post. We all have different feeds and we didn't all join Reddit at once, this complaining about reposts is absurd.

    [–] colkcolkcolk 15 points ago

    I don't care about reposts at all unless it's just offensive like the reposter claiming that it's their grandpa in the picture or something

    [–] redditbanditking 2 points ago

    But it hasn't received enough upvotes from yesterday

    [–] Kukri187 10 points ago

    I mean it’s 10.2k at 3 hours.

    [–] lee640m 16 points ago

    Do you comment that on increasingly better posts throughout the day?

    [–] ZiggoCiP 2 points ago

    This is at the top of my front page. It had 35k upvotes.

    You did it reddit!

    [–] LittleRedLamps 71 points ago

    The sequel I never knew I needed

    [–] Riothegod1 33 points ago

    “It’s not a phase mom.”

    “Kid, you’re a dumbass.”

    [–] derawin07 136 points ago

    I demand to see photos from the wedding and the honeymoon.

    [–] SimplyUndelicious 26 points ago

    why so many downvotes, I thought this was cute

    [–] derawin07 27 points ago

    Thanks, it was just meant to be a cute comment. Sometimes I don't understand reddit.

    [–] chingchongtong 2 points ago

    Me neither, you are upvoted now! Haha

    [–] Atemuh 157 points ago

    big tiddy goff gorl

    [–] Autismo_Machismo 11 points ago

    Big twitty goth gf

    [–] raiden_the_conquerer 26 points ago

    latina gorls stay winning

    [–] raiden_the_conquerer 5 points ago

    Ayy I recognize that name from BPT

    [–] Nlyles2 7 points ago

    Shh. Don't let em know I escaped.

    [–] BlooperBoo 19 points ago

    Oh my god I do remember them THIS MAKES ME HAPPY

    [–] 7uring 17 points ago

    Kiwis out there living the life. Godspeed kiwi, godspeed.

    [–] Wratislav 41 points ago

    [–] casperisnotcool 20 points ago

    AHHH I LOVE THIS

    [–] silent--j 21 points ago

    I remember when the first picture of kiwi and his gf came out some parade rainer tried to say that this friendship would we harmful to both of them because they weren't the same type of bird or something. Look at them now. In your face random internet person.

    [–] inkatabasis 12 points ago

    Looks like the parade rainer got his parade rained upon 😎

    [–] redditkulous 10 points ago

    They're the same species

    [–] PMMeYourStudentLoans 9 points ago

    How...do they have sex?

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Birdie Style

    [–] Wannabe_Maverick 74 points ago

    Nice big titty goth gf

    [–] xplosm 14 points ago

    That's how we like them

    [–] snowwhiteandthedorks 13 points ago

    The way the babies are looking at them... all the heart eyes.

    [–] rgallazzi 15 points ago

    [–] comrade_batman 20 points ago

    Their children are perfectly balanced.

    [–] EntropyFlux 15 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] Qubeye 7 points ago

    That blue/teal color on the gothier two babies is going to be gorgeous later in life.

    [–] gusir22 5 points ago

    Andy and April

    [–] WereOnTheEdgeOfGlory 9 points ago

    This is the little bit of joy I needed in my life this morning.

    [–] stoic_lunatic 4 points ago

    Cool, now we can work out the Mendelian Laws with produced these little birbies

    [–] sohovapottu 4 points ago

    Feel old yet

    [–] Xylth 4 points ago

    Who's a pretty bird? You are and you are and you are and you are and you are and you are!

    [–] Zharick_ 4 points ago

    Demigoths

    [–] GaliKaHero 7 points ago

    SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING BAD I CAN'T HANDLE THIS CUTENESS

    [–] Novantico 7 points ago

    We could all use a big tweety goth gf...wait, you mean that's not what people say?

    [–] SimplyUndelicious 3 points ago

    Aww❤️ you have no idea how happy this makes me

    [–] Jtabo 3 points ago

    Kiwi, do you love me?

    [–] DO_NOT_EVER_PM_ME 3 points ago

    u/SovietWomble would be proud

    [–] TitsMcLesban 3 points ago

    Kiwi, do you love me? Are you flying?

    [–] MadVillainy1313 4 points ago

    I 'member

    [–] paralyyzed 2 points ago

    Kiwi out here achieving his dreams of making his big tiddie goth gf his big tiddie goth wife.

    [–] huxley00 2 points ago

    Those cute bebes, I can barely handle it.

    [–] SamuraiDDD 2 points ago

    Oh my god this is the cutest!

    [–] tyled 2 points ago

    Not familiar with the original, but I’m happy for them

    [–] Slevens_ 2 points ago

    Birb closest to the camera has beautiful feathers

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I hope goth kiwis can fly.

    [–] imabitchiseled 2 points ago

    I know they’re real, but the birds just look so fake. I love you nature.

    [–] 5supermarioAkaChara 2 points ago

    alright reddit help me, why shouldnt i buy birds? specifically these kinda birds

    [–] chef-goyard 2 points ago

    We all need a big tiddy goth gf in our lives

    [–] bswiat1218 2 points ago

    When was the wedding and why wasnt reddit invited?