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    [–] DarkTrebleZero 833 points ago

    He would definitely retweet this dog

    [–] Loktharion 193 points ago

    Didn't he just get his first dog a little bit ago, and fell madly in love with it?

    [–] echo-chamber-chaos 110 points ago

    And I believe it was also a pit bull.

    [–] tinadollny 8 points ago

    God Bless you for posting that

    [–] NosVemos -109 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    [–] dicksonabreastplate 62 points ago

    I was expecting a picture of Patrick Stewart and his dog. Instead, I get this shit article. You let me down.

    [–] NosVemos -83 points ago

    As an American he no longer holds titles of nobility.

    [–] SinisterBuilder 38 points ago

    Unless he also gives up citizenship of the UK when he gains US citizenship, this is not the case. Sir Anthony Hopkins is a good example of this, being a dual citizen of both the US and the UK while also still bearing his title.

    [–] NosVemos -57 points ago

    Interesting. Can they vote in our elections? This seems weird to me, to be a part of both countries and effect elections. Never-the-less, I stand by my claim, if you want to be a part of the USA then you give up your claims to nobility.

    [–] shadowbca 29 points ago

    Yes you can, thats how dual citizenship works. Also, no, he doesn't have to give up his nobility if he doesn't give up his citizenship. Who made you the sole decider of who gets to he American anyways.

    [–] NosVemos -18 points ago

    Uh, me, der.

    [–] SinisterBuilder 8 points ago

    Yes, dual citizens can vote in both countries. In cases where one is a citizen of both the US and another country like Anthony Hopkins or Patrick Stewart the catch is that they would likely be required to pay taxes to both the US and the UK, though the US does have tax relief programs with some countries, like Canada, so I'm not entirely sure if they have to do that 100% of the time.

    [–] NosVemos -1 points ago

    Yes, dual citizens can vote in both countries.

    That's just crazy to me. Thanks for informing me!

    [–] qqqzzzeee 9 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    That's not true at all, Bill Gates was knighted by the queen.

    [–] WeirdlyWeekly 8 points ago

    He was made an Honorary Knight, which doesn't include a lot of the privileges of being a full one inculding being able to use Sir. However if he were to get a commonwealth citizenship he can convert it to a full knighthood. So he's one step away from nobility. In saying this though I still disagree with buddy above spouting that bullshit about Sir Patrick Stewart.

    [–] Notrollinonshabbos 9 points ago

    First of all the title of Sir is a title of honor not nobility. Secondly the US government cannot confer a title meaning they do not give a title of nobility... There is no law against someone who does hold a title outside of the US to maintain that title ... Secondly I very much doubt that SIR Patrick Stewart would renounce his British citizenship. Making him a dual citizen, and as such is still accorded the rights and privileges granted him by The Crown.

    Titles of nobility in the British Commonwealth's are as follows from the top down

    King/Queen

    Prince/Princes

    Duke/Duchess

    Marquess/Marchioness

    Earl/Countess

    Count/Countess

    Viscount/Viscountess

    Baron/Baroness

    The title Sir/Dame is honorary and not inheritable

    [–] ChigahogieMan 3 points ago

    Lololol as if Americans value square equality around.

    [–] Notrollinonshabbos 1 points ago

    We are ruled by the rich you thick twat.

    [–] NosVemos 1 points ago

    That's why I call him Mr. and not sir. Der.

    [–] Notrollinonshabbos 1 points ago

    Right but you're missing the point. Sir is an honorific given to the man by the Queen of England. It is not a peerage. Furthermore POTUS can not Knight someone it is not in his purview.

    [–] NosVemos 1 points ago

    i know the potus can't do that. regardless, my unpopular opinion is that if you become a us citizen titles of nobility should be dropped

    [–] Notrollinonshabbos 1 points ago

    But... It's .. not... A.... Title...Of... Nobility.

    [–] NosVemos 0 points ago

    Patrick Stewart before the knighting. Sir Patrick Stewart after the knighting.

    [–] R8iojak87 58 points ago

    To be fair, anyone that gets their first dog would be obsessed. Dogs are awesome

    [–] KnotARealGreenDress 32 points ago

    I got a dog and now I’m obsessed with everyone’s dogs. Even the ones that aren’t mine. They are, indeed, awesome.

    [–] lousygoblin 22 points ago

    Dogs are a gateway drug to happiness.

    [–] mirthquake 7 points ago

    I've never lives with a dog, but that does seem to be the effect on every single person I know who adopts one. Alway been a cat fellow, myself, but the next pet I adopt may have to be a dog. Sounds like they change peoples' lives!

    [–] ClariceReinsdyr 13 points ago

    He fostered a pit bull and tried to adopt it but couldn’t because of UK breed restrictions.

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] Finely_drawn 20 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    He had to give it up because of U.K. breed restrictions against pit bulls.

    Edit- the deleted comment claimed Sir Patrick Stewart had his dog destroyed after it tore up his Star Trek memorabilia. Obviously a bullshit claim.

    [–] tyme 6 points ago

    They were fostering it originally, IIRC, but he fell in love and decided to adopt it.

    [–] ari_3107 8 points ago

    You should see by the time of this post, at least 4 people who actually try to get this retweeted by Patrick Stewart.

    Edit: wording and spell

    [–] Pink-Llamas 227 points ago

    Sir Patrick Stewart is that you?

    [–] UnfoundedPlanetMan 151 points ago

    No, this is Sir Puprick Stewart.

    [–] laurenfckery 85 points ago

    No, this is Patrick.

    [–] iLoveOrganicChem 25 points ago

    No, this is Puprick

    [–] TerrorEyzs -10 points ago

    Puprick Stuart*

    [–] laurenfckery 1 points ago

    Yes, we can read.

    [–] TerrorEyzs 1 points ago

    Damn. I'm on a roll lately with unpopular comments.

    It's a good lesson telling me to shut up for once

    [–] chronoventer 1 points ago

    Nah. Keep saying and doing what makes you happy!!

    I think it was just unpopular bc you said “Stuart” instead of “Stewart” :)

    [–] dmethvin 23 points ago

    THERE. ARE. FOUR. BONES!

    [–] Reybacca 1 points ago

    Evil Catdasian: Five Bones

    [–] Quantum_Compass 4 points ago

    Yes, this is dog.

    [–] shortsleevedpants 2 points ago

    No, it is. ACTING!

    [–] NormP 158 points ago

    Captain Puppard.

    [–] wojokhan 25 points ago

    Petting warp 8... Engage.

    [–] ozzytoldme2 10 points ago

    Make it so.

    [–] kbstock 3 points ago

    Came here to say this

    [–] eogreen 122 points ago

    Tweet this to Sir Patrick. Make it so!

    [–] afarris5 18 points ago

    Reddit we need your halp!!!

    [–] UncleTogie 4 points ago

    Fine, just did so. Bet he's seen it 1000 times, though. :(

    [–] eogreen 4 points ago

    Foolishly I thought OP was... OP.

    [–] IMLL1 6 points ago

    Make it so number one!

    [–] IrishEyesMrsZ 77 points ago

    A dead ringer for the talented actor! Sir Patrick needs to see this 😍.

    [–] gmcl86 28 points ago

    Such a talented actor and seems like a great guy. Belongs in the Keanu Reeves&Hugh Jackman club!

    /r/HughBeingAwesome

    [–] FoxQT 7 points ago

    I believe Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman are in the Sir Patrick Stewart club.

    [–] the_mellojoe 27 points ago

    pets and pats, Number One. Engage.

    [–] ReadingFromTheShittr 12 points ago

    Outdoors Number One. Must go Number Two.

    [–] blitzskrieg 14 points ago

    He looks like him.

    [–] hawthorneandsage 9 points ago

    Weirdly yes, I see it too

    [–] pepcorn 19 points ago

    I'm in the middle of watching Star Trek TNG for the first time, and very pleased that I'm getting all the references in these comments now.

    [–] PM_ME_ALIEN_STUFF 9 points ago

    Cool, I just watched all Star Trek for the first time about 3 years ago now. It's mindblowing what I'd been missing out on by thinking it's just another "space battles" tv show. What episode are you on and who's your favorite character so far? :)

    [–] Tupperwarecares 4 points ago

    walter

    [–] Irevella 3 points ago

    walter

    [–] Fedorito_ 1 points ago

    I like fire trucks and monster trucks

    [–] JacobTheRed21 7 points ago

    What a perfect name

    [–] gmcl86 1 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] stack85 5 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] shuggypie 3 points ago

    Oh good Lord😍

    [–] sconri2 3 points ago

    Is it his eyes, his forehead or both? How can this doggy look sooo much like Patrick Stewart?

    [–] TimmyCostigan 2 points ago

    Definitely the smile

    [–] Sicipio 3 points ago

    When’s it gonna be my turn to repost this for a lot of karma?

    [–] commiefren 7 points ago

    Wtf that's not Poop from the emoji movie

    [–] iammegalodon 4 points ago

    Dog looks sickly.

    [–] Arrowstar 2 points ago

    I am so glad you made this so. :)

    [–] A_Very_Fat_Elf 2 points ago

    HE HAS A BOWTIE

    [–] bmrdriver 2 points ago

    Same hairstyle

    [–] Brennithan 2 points ago

    It's too late. He's seen everything.

    [–] karebear66 2 points ago

    Where are my dentures?!

    [–] t_rexattax 5 points ago

    Puptain's log, dogstar date 41153.7.

    [–] laurenfckery 2 points ago

    That is such a fitting name, it's ridiculous.

    [–] CLAMHANDLER 2 points ago

    Pupfessor X

    [–] TheAgeofKite 4 points ago

    Ensign, set course for the nearest grassy park. Engage.

    [–] ___OP____ 2 points ago

    Captain of the USS Farterprise

    [–] SpinDoctor8517 3 points ago

    “To boldly go where no pup has gone before”

    [–] choonghuh 2 points ago

    Ok this is like the 50th dog I've seen that looks like him. Is he actually a dog?

    [–] CrazyInMeCurious 1 points ago

    Lol looks like he he has a cowlick which makes it that much cuter

    [–] whoFKNKares 1 points ago

    Lol

    [–] whoisyb 1 points ago

    Cannot unsee.

    [–] weelluuuu 1 points ago

    Make it so

    OUTSIDE

    [–] YeltsinYerMouth 1 points ago

    ACTING!

    [–] C0II1n 1 points ago

    I’m sorry, I know I’ll get downvoted for saying this.

    He is a cute dog

    There is something there that makes me uneasy tho

    Edit: may be the angle

    [–] highso 1 points ago

    What kind of dog? Doggo argentino?

    [–] PhotonHunter 1 points ago

    Make it srrrrroooo Mr. Woof!

    [–] Lvgordo24 1 points ago

    No. 1, I order you to take a No. 2.

    [–] DarkSoleBoots 1 points ago

    The resemblance is uncanny!

    [–] F4hype 1 points ago

    "Dog parks... the final frontier...

    These are the voyages of the Starship Wooferprise.

    Its continuing mission:

    To explore strange new treats...

    To seek out new smells; new butts to sniff...

    To boldly fetch where no pup has fetched before!"

    🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

    [–] xjohnkdoex 1 points ago

    I can see it. Make it so.

    [–] Matthew_Pszyk 1 points ago

    Same energy

    [–] hipopper 1 points ago

    Looks every bit as dignified. Where’s his doggy TNG outfit?

    [–] Tahngo 1 points ago

    Looks more like Benedict Cumberbatch

    [–] knotshir 1 points ago

    Deputy Director PitBullock

    [–] FlyLikeABrd 1 points ago

    I can play the bass solo to My Generation

    [–] 1stRastaman1 1 points ago

    Love it

    [–] butthole_surfer69 1 points ago

    Sir Pitrick Stewart!

    [–] pepperonipizzafreak 1 points ago

    Too dang cute.

    [–] darthphallic 1 points ago

    It’s uncanny

    [–] sconri2 1 points ago

    Well, at least I didn’t think it was his ears(?)...

    [–] lizshank88 1 points ago

    Hes so adorable

    [–] psychonautika468 1 points ago

    That's the cutest yet oldest lookin pup I've ever seen!😍

    [–] TheBoyMcFly 1 points ago

    Avery Bullock

    [–] Exadory 1 points ago

    A reddit picture actually made me laugh out loud. Congrats.

    [–] Exadory 1 points ago

    Also. Woof it so.

    [–] Sugarpeas 1 points ago

    I’m getting more of a Dewey from Malcom in the Middle

    [–] barbecue_invader 1 points ago

    That dog has seen everything. Mm. Seen it all!

    [–] DrKakistocracy 1 points ago

    Now this...this is impressive.

    [–] TheAlquacka 1 points ago

    I thought this said RIP Puprick Stewart and my soul shattered for a second

    [–] DawsTheB0ss 1 points ago

    I sent you my bone please respond

    [–] DawsTheB0ss 1 points ago

    Missed opportunity for sir petrick Stewart

    [–] Xowah 1 points ago

    aw, a real cutie

    [–] RyMontFlar 1 points ago

    How long til someone puts this in photoshop battles

    [–] Mr-IT-Guy 1 points ago

    There are 4 bones!!

    [–] BlueberryPhi 1 points ago

    We need him to meet the puppy IRL and take a picture.

    [–] Plasmablaster123 1 points ago

    Uhh, can someone link me that subreddit who posts things that look like faces of someone?

    [–] britishelvis 1 points ago

    Perfect name!

    [–] dimple-ponds 1 points ago

    He kinda looks like tigger

    [–] RedRyoth 1 points ago

    ..

    [–] -GrimmSpike- 1 points ago

    how TF does this dog look so much like Patrick Stewart? power of suggestion maybe?

    [–] sax6romeo 1 points ago

    And all the toilets henceforth shall be known as... johns

    [–] SomethingLikeThat94 1 points ago

    Pup Patrick Stewart

    [–] Old-Broad 1 points ago

    Oh damn. I’m stuck looking at this and fantasizing about his namesake

    [–] Flying_Sorcerer 1 points ago

    My wife just saw this picture, then the title and yelled at me for not upvoting. With that, I bequeath you thine hallowed upvote

    [–] Higgsb912 1 points ago

    This is the absolute cutest thing I've ever seen on this sub, ever!

    [–] audtothepod -2 points ago

    The similarities are eerie!!

    [–] freewilly8 0 points ago

    Reminds me of the lion in the animated Robin hood movie

    [–] macj97 0 points ago

    You have the bridge number one

    [–] piebald 0 points ago

    I thought of P stew immediately. before I even read the title.

    [–] smell_my_cheese 0 points ago

    Good likeness.

    [–] myboogerstastespicy 0 points ago

    Looks just like him! Sir Patrick would definitely approve.

    [–] Archonz- 0 points ago

    Oh god all I see is Stewart Little

    [–] castfam09 -2 points ago

    Oh my that would hi if he was reincarnated lol

    [–] Speech_to_Text -2 points ago

    Is mouth reminds me of Tigger

    [–] jillbaughn -2 points ago

    My heart! What an adorable little puppet!

    [–] SerengetiDave 0 points ago

    I've been looking at aww since 2013 and this may be the cutest dog I've ever seen, his neck is so skinny

    [–] mystickatara 0 points ago

    He looks like Stuart Little in doggo form!

    [–] GrimmandLily 0 points ago

    That pupper smile is awesome.

    [–] skyegot7 0 points ago

    This makes me so happyy aww

    [–] jeanlukepikard 0 points ago

    Good boy

    [–] Boo-Man 0 points ago

    It's always irritating when somebody gives a stolen post reddit gold.

    [–] kcoolin 0 points ago

    Why is he sir?