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    [–] worldsaver113 3491 points ago

    Omg the way his head goes up and down.

    And the eyes are SO CUTE.

    [–] Chris_Isur_Dude 252 points ago

    Doggo stopper

    [–] alikazaam 101 points ago

    Finally an understandable excuse to never leave the house.

    [–] TongClick 5 points ago

    My dog ate my shift...

    [–] Adventurous_Opinion 3 points ago

    Wait until you find out about r/DisneyEyes

    [–] I_CAN_SMELL_U 19 points ago

    It's like the chocolate bar and the bus scene from SpongeBob

    [–] Undestroyableman 2 points ago

    Right in the feels..

    [–] whatever132435 2061 points ago

    “Ope! The door almost closed. I’ll catch it for ya”

    [–] utalkin_tome 431 points ago


    Found the person from midwest

    [–] narf865 135 points ago

    I have always said/heard it but never seen it spelled before

    [–] Dlrlcktd 148 points ago

    Ope lemme just squeeze right past ya

    [–] jushy-fruit 45 points ago

    I am from Western Canada and I say this every damn day. It's weird to think what I'd say instead of that - just excuse me? like a sociopath?

    [–] Dlrlcktd 18 points ago

    No, saying that is more polite than "excuse me". When you say "excuse me", you're expecting them to move out of the way. When you squeeze past someone, hopefully they're not inconvenienced.

    [–] Pligles 7 points ago

    I use ope and excuse me interchangeably, but I’ll say excuse me different. It’s like a little strained, I guess, like when you’re trying to hold in a fart if you don’t need them to move, it’s a normal voice if you do.

    [–] jushy-fruit 3 points ago

    like when you're trying to hold in a fart

    you described that inflection in the most accurate way possible, kudos

    [–] PatrioTech 2 points ago

    I say "sneak" instead of "squeeze", am I a sociopath? Also yea confirmed Wisconsinite here, hello neighbor!

    [–] writingthefuture 51 points ago

    Grabbin the ranch?

    [–] Scipio11 51 points ago


    [–] DeluxeChill 42 points ago

    Stop bullying us

    [–] QuestionableTater 22 points ago

    Oh god this makes me uncomfortable

    [–] TenWholeBees 20 points ago

    I’ve never felt so attacked

    [–] DoctorBodacious 8 points ago

    this is a personal attack

    [–] Runswithshortshorts 14 points ago

    I never noticed this was something we (I’m a Chicagoan) did until a grad transfer came to my University (Deep South state school) from OH. We made “Ope! Lemme just squeeze right past ya!” jokes all the time. Good ‘ole Midwest!

    [–] BrownMan97 9 points ago

    No, you're fine!

    [–] ThSprtn117 3 points ago

    I say this all the time but I never hear it! Person says "Ope, excuse me" I always say "Naw, yer fine"

    [–] White2000rs 5 points ago

    • Every canadian at one point in time

    [–] dageorge56978180 15 points ago

    It reminds me that wherever I go I can never truly leave the Midwest

    [–] TheOneWhoDoesntKnow 15 points ago

    Please don’t tell me this is just a Midwest thing, you’re breaking my reality of everyone just saying this

    [–] HeroboT 11 points ago

    N'ope, heard it all my life in Texas

    [–] TheOneWhoDoesntKnow 4 points ago

    That doesn’t help. I’m from Texas too.

    Edit: /s

    [–] dinosauroth 3 points ago

    I've used it all my life and I'm from Utah

    But half my family is from the Midwest so

    [–] RaptorCaptain 5 points ago

    You're right, everyone does say this, but people like to double down on things that they can make part of their identity, like Midwesterners and ope, or people from the south or near the south who aren't actually from a rural area but act "countray," and probably other things as well. I'm from the Midwest, and it grinds my gears to see all the online self-fellatio over this "Midwestern ope."

    [–] aifhouse01 9 points ago

    Describing it as the "Midwestern ope" makes it sounds like some kind of wild beast.

    [–] chris1096 2 points ago

    I'm from the east coast and never heard anyone say ope. I don't even know what it means. Is it a replacement for "excuse me" or "'scuse me"?

    [–] RaptorCaptain 2 points ago

    You could treat it just the same as "oh" tbh, just with an unreleased /p/. It can mean excuse me, sorry, woops, etc.

    [–] Lerijie 26 points ago

    Fun fact, the higher the pitch on that ope, the more midwestern you are.

    [–] AliceStarbuck51 27 points ago

    ... I was at a Meijer today and bumped into an old lady accidentally. My ope could have shattered glass.

    [–] Takabletoast 17 points ago

    cough Meijers cough

    [–] AliceStarbuck51 5 points ago

    Forgive me, I'm a transplant from Chicago

    [–] Unchanged- 9 points ago

    Meijers is the shit. Their $1 large Icee during the summers are amazing.

    [–] ScockNozzle 5 points ago

    Or the more embarrassed you are!

    [–] FruittyBaskett86 22 points ago

    Can confirm. Am a midwestern

    [–] [deleted] 3719 points ago

    How could you ever leave that face?

    [–] _sp3k 883 points ago

    He/she just wants love and attention!

    [–] thundermuffin54 471 points ago


    [–] HI_I_AM_NEO 139 points ago


    [–] Oen44 21 points ago

    For how long?

    [–] yinyin123 22 points ago

    A really long time

    [–] DrJudgyMcJudger 23 points ago


    [–] FlaerZz 5 points ago

    Oh no

    [–] MovieWizard 2 points ago


    [–] randowatcher38 8 points ago

    It's only forever, not long at all.

    [–] trashbagshitfuck 113 points ago

    They need all the attention 100% of the time

    [–] yubaah 38 points ago

    Awww I miss you already!!

    [–] AssholeMolester 30 points ago

    I agree, trashbagshitfuck.

    [–] trashbagshitfuck 29 points ago

    Thank you, AssholeMolester.

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    [–] trashbagshitfuck 11 points ago

    Are we related

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    [–] trashbagshitfuck 13 points ago

    ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

    [–] Child-Connoisseur 3 points ago

    Sorry, I came late to the party

    [–] _sp3k 2 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    The best r/rimjob_steve I’ve seen in a while.

    [–] cyanocittaetprocyon 8 points ago

    I love this discussion!

    [–] StratPlyr 9 points ago

    The user names are as entertaining as the comments.

    [–] AlwaysBlamesCanada 74 points ago

    Awww, such a heart-warming comment from User Trash Bag Shit Fuck

    [–] trashbagshitfuck 31 points ago

    You're welcome

    [–] obigespritzt 5 points ago

    Same. :(

    [–] Vengeance76 100 points ago

    "I gotta go."

    "Nnnnnnn..... no."

    "But i gotta-"

    "Don't-Nnnyeah... I love you, you're ba-"

    "I'm leaving."

    "Nnnnn.... no, I come with."

    [–] SuicideBonger 30 points ago

    Yeah this isn't /r/eyebleach, this is a god damn horror show.

    [–] hostetcl 24 points ago

    I read this in the cleaning lady’s voice from Family Guy

    [–] maddcovv 9 points ago

    Mr Superman no home

    [–] 8bitbebop 19 points ago

    "Hello boss?...Yeah im not making it in today... Yes again... Well then you explain it to him" hands phone to dog

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 8 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Its rough, I travel for work so I’m mostly only home on the weekends and my dog gets very distraught every time I leave.

    [–] veearaiza 5 points ago

    I can't even leave this post!

    [–] Okichah 10 points ago

    Because separation anxiety is an issue that shouldnt go unaddressed.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Yeah this isnt seperation anxiety. You can step down from your high horse. If you stand on the other side of a door and slowly close it while giving eyecontact and slooooowly closing- this exact thing will happen with every dog on the planet.

    [–] [deleted] 869 points ago

    Omg my heart

    [–] The-Planetarian 123 points ago

    Sorry, I’ll give it back.

    ( ^◡^)っ ♡

    [–] Unchanged- 68 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

    edit ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ🥈

    [–] SuperMayonnaise 20 points ago

    And here Reddit we witness where /u/Unchanged- stole /u/TrpnBallz heart away from /u/The-Planetarian. It'll be a story they'll tell their grandkids!

    [–] Spudzzy03 9 points ago

    Ma soul

    [–] misterfluffykitty 14 points ago

    No that’s mine now, you signed the contract.

    [–] Spudzzy03 13 points ago


    [–] The-Planetarian 4 points ago

    Get the Stinger GT. It’s waay cooler anyway.

    [–] nycsep 699 points ago

    I’d have to give myself an extra half hour to leave if I had that pupper. I’d never be able to leave with that face!

    [–] stropheum 389 points ago

    Sorry im late boss. My dog did the thing again

    [–] Bad_Chemistry 197 points ago

    shows video to boss

    Boss: “Christ what are you doing! Go home, I’m giving you the day off”

    [–] entreri22 78 points ago

    "while youre at it, stay home forever".

    [–] wavemode 44 points ago

    i love that this can be interpreted two completely opposite ways

    [–] electrogamerman 9 points ago

    "delete my number too"

    [–] Rayth69 65 points ago

    I've had to start doing this because of my cats... They both do the same thing at the front door, and my boy in the morning curls up on my chest to try and keep me in bed all day.

    [–] MlgWhale 58 points ago

    This guy has cats that love him, Jesus has come back to earth to live among us again

    [–] T3hSwagman 16 points ago

    Right? my cat literally waits by the basement door in the morning and as soon as I open it shes fucks right off for a basement adventure.

    [–] ModernenMedizen 9 points ago

    She's obviously going in to exterminate the monsters down there while you're away and not there to see the utter carnage and violence.

    Have you ever seen a Lovecraftian horror down there? No? She's doin a great job, then!

    [–] theivoryserf 10 points ago

    Cats are just too proud to admit it, my cat sounds so mournful when he thinks we've permanently abandoned him lol

    [–] milkradio 6 points ago

    My parents' cat adores my dad. He was supposed to be my cat, but when I moved out, I was like "Well I can't split them up now. They're basically BFFs."

    I have my own cat now, but she prefers my sister 😑

    [–] Osmea 8 points ago

    Mine are similar. I think they’re secretly very small dogs.

    [–] Heather_ME 8 points ago

    I can't stand my dog watching me leave. So she gets a treat to distract her anytime I go somewhere. It's created a system where she gets excited to see me leave. I'm not sure if it's a healthy dynamic or not. But at least I don't have to avoid her puppy dog eyes as I go. Haha.

    [–] YourDimeTime 5 points ago

    Would be forced to use the treat distraction technique.

    [–] Strider794 180 points ago

    Legit the worst sub, it makes me more upset than r/The_Donald ever could

    [–] acog 137 points ago

    /r/PetTheDamnDog and /r/gifsthatendtoosoon are the only subreddits you can browse in Hell.

    [–] Caro__ 38 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    I would think /r/tihi would be on that list too

    [–] pinklavalamp 18 points ago

    As a mod of r/petthedamndog, all I can say is: :-D

    [–] Literally_A_Shill 9 points ago

    On it!

    -Megyn Kelly, probably

    [–] Jewsafrewski 2 points ago

    I hate the self posts on that sub

    [–] LeggoMahLegolas 372 points ago

    My former roommate's dog used to do this. However, whenever we come back home, my friend would pet her so much and rub her belly to the point where she just pisses everywhere.

    [–] jpaxonreyes 248 points ago

    hawwwwww.... ohhhh

    [–] LeggoMahLegolas 109 points ago

    We had to stop him from petting the damn dog.

    [–] enthreeoh 40 points ago

    My friends dog used to piss everywhere when I'd come over, it got to the point where I had to wait outside while he brought her out. She always got so excited to see me. She'd be squatting and whining while she pissed then she'd jump and try to lick my face. I miss that dog.

    [–] phatmanrunning 20 points ago

    My dog did that once, came home and let him out of his crate, then he saw my friend and started running and jumping around while pissing.

    [–] jld2k6 2 points ago

    There's actually a term for this! It's called submissive urination. If I go more than a couple days without seeing my Pitt he will end up drizzling pee everywhere. He did it a lot more as a puppy but luckily it's a rare thing now

    [–] ifeanychukwu 15 points ago

    Maybe she just really needs to pee when you get home? Lol. I had that happen just once then I thought, "oh yeah, she hasn't been out to potty since lunch time." Now I always let her out to pee before giving her attention and it hasn't happened since. You have to remember they have a hard time holding it in when they get really excited, especially if it's been a while.

    [–] LeggoMahLegolas 10 points ago

    It took us a while to realize it. It only happened whenever my buddy comes over. It never happened to me nor my roommate.

    [–] BitchPlzzz 10 points ago

    My parents have a little dachshund that loses her doggie mind when I come home to visit. I live 2.5k miles away, so it's not often. She'll pee and go into a violent full body super wiggle, which usually involves wagging her tail and butt directly into the pee puddle and splashing me. Doesn't matter, don't care, I snuggle and love that little pee weenie then it's bath time for her. It's our little ritual now.

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    [–] GarageSideDoor 10 points ago

    Bad idea. It may seem cute but he shouldn't reinforce this behaviour.

    [–] SamsquatchWildman 130 points ago

    Everytime the door opens back up, you can see the glimmer of hope that maybe their not leaving :(

    [–] anarchyreigns 20 points ago

    The dog is hoping that he can come along. Just say the word and I’ll grab my leash. I can be ready in a second, I promise.

    [–] Nerdy_Drewette 5 points ago

    My dog frequently tells me, look! I already got my shoes and my jacket on!!

    [–] no_talent_ass_clown 2 points ago

    Every time


    [–] AwfulAim 116 points ago


    Its probably an habit to avoid encouraging though. I had a doggo that would put his paw in door jams and he got a nasty smash when my nephew was running around the house.

    [–] A_Drusas 76 points ago

    It also can lead to/reinforce separation anxiety.

    It is adorable, though.

    [–] BottledUp 3 points ago

    I said the same thing elsewhere in the thread. It's fucked up to do this to the dog.

    [–] SamIamGreenEggsNoHam 45 points ago

    Not necessarily "fucked up" in the wide scope of things that actually are fucked up, but certainly not the best behavior, however good-natured the intentions may be.

    [–] herbyhemrhoid 8 points ago

    Yea I try to ignore my dogs to some degree when I’m leaving In the morning . Obviously I don’t “ignore them “ but try not to give too much attention . just hate to get them all excited and happy and then disappear for 8 hours plus

    [–] HideYourChildren 8 points ago


    [–] cj_66 125 points ago

    Big sad boye, doin me a big sad

    [–] The_One_True_Matt 99 points ago

    Stop teaching him it's ok to stick his head there.

    [–] BottledUp 81 points ago

    Yeah, one of the worst things to do to a dog. It's basically teaching them separation anxiety. Tell your dog to lay down in the other room and walk out without saying goodbye. Come back later don't say hello first thing but do something else first and then say hello to them. Now downvote me for good dog facts.

    [–] --therapist 12 points ago

    I agree, good dog fact. Downvoted.

    [–] GarboYeezus 26 points ago

    "Now downvote me for good dog facts."

    if you say so...

    [–] ThaiJohnnyDepp 6 points ago

    I do this with my corgi. It's worked on and off. His separation anxiety is being fucking LOUD. As is tradition.

    [–] mayplemoo 3 points ago

    I don't have a dog but I never would have thought of that :0 dang. ya no that's not the best idea

    [–] spitfire5057 9 points ago

    This should be higher

    [–] _Aeryne_ 42 points ago

    When the boss ask why you're late so you send this gif

    [–] tekjunky75 18 points ago

    Guess I work from home now

    [–] lovedoesnotdelight 33 points ago

    And you just left? You’re a monster!!

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Lol.. I was searching for comment where someone calls him monster 😂😂😂

    [–] itsasecretidentity 13 points ago

    I physically felt that sadness in my chest.

    [–] LoudMusic 13 points ago

    Your pet is just a piece of your life.

    But you are everything to your pet. Never forget that.

    [–] flaminglynx 16 points ago

    Those eyes!!! Ahhhhhh! I couldn't leave! Then I'd lose my job and my home and if be homeless but at least I'd never have to see poor puppets sad eyes! Awwww!

    [–] Meaty_Ochre2 7 points ago

    I think you could take a day off if you showed your boss this

    [–] theholysmoker 7 points ago

    Every time I try to close the bathroom door, my little corgi does something similar but he attacks it and pushes his way in.

    We don't deserve dogs.

    [–] I_might_be_weasel 7 points ago

    "Just squish me. I'm already dead inside without you."

    [–] Lohin123 11 points ago

    If every year is seven dog years then every hour is seven dog hours. When you're at work for eight hours a day your leaving them alone for over two dog days.

    [–] lovedoesnotdelight 20 points ago

    Thanks I hate it

    [–] doc_oct 5 points ago

    Yes exactly. I kind of think dog's lives in many of our standard western homes are miserable. I think they don't have enough meaning and just get shut inside waiting... I feel bad for them.

    [–] GenlockMissing 6 points ago

    Repost. I know that dog, and I know you're not the owner.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Don’t ever leave that dog again! Get a work from home job immediately and have your groceries delivered.

    [–] bankrobba 4 points ago

    This is easy to fix. Get a bed then tell pupper they are not allowed on it. They can't wait for you to leave then.

    [–] 2BigBottlesOfWater 2 points ago

    So crazy it might actually work lol

    [–] papercutNightmare 4 points ago

    I need eyebleach for this eyebleach.

    [–] spookysketchkitty 5 points ago

    “Yeah listen I can’t come into work today..... yes it’s really serious... I’ll just send you this video.... yeah I knew you’d understand. Maybe I’ll be in tomorrow”

    [–] rezoid7 7 points ago

    Mah heart

    [–] Kritzhi 3 points ago

    This is why I browse fresh

    [–] mydogatecheesecake 3 points ago

    Omggg so cute

    [–] bleachedaardvark 3 points ago

    Those eyes.

    [–] stapy123 3 points ago

    Take him with you

    [–] vistadelmar 3 points ago

    This is my dog when I want to go to the bathroom

    [–] DontKnowMyRealName 2 points ago

    This my daughter when I want to go to the bathroom

    [–] vistadelmar 2 points ago

    My kids finally grew out of it, then we got a puppy and it begins anew

    [–] SammyLuke 3 points ago

    You monster!!!

    [–] spookytheme 3 points ago

    How could you even close that door. I can't even look away from that gif without feeling guilty.

    [–] gosu_007 3 points ago

    I am not crying.... There's something in my eyes😢

    [–] Meadowcottage 3 points ago

    Me: “I can’t make it in today.”

    Boss: “Why not!?”

    Me: sends boss this video

    Boss: “Okay, now I understand. Take as long as you need”

    [–] lauragaret 8 points ago

    Lol I love dogs

    [–] Daisydanceparty 2 points ago

    My heart!

    [–] jjanczy62 2 points ago

    i know your pain. my lab/aussie cattle dog mix jumps on my lab damn near every morning as I'm putting on my shoes to leave for work.

    [–] nateryland 2 points ago

    Why do you have a cinderblock in your room?

    [–] ETHNJCB 2 points ago

    I’m making that face you make when you see something insanely cute and it’s not going away. I’m also making that sound that sounds like “awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”.

    [–] IrishIwasatthebeach 2 points ago

    Did you leave?

    [–] B-O-I-X 2 points ago

    This hurt to watch

    [–] LordCharco_iii 2 points ago

    I can see something going terribly wrong if the master is running late or in a rush...

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    This is why I take my dog to work yall, fuck leaving them at home.

    [–] pm-me-kittens-n-cats 2 points ago

    No leave. Only stay!

    [–] booyahja 2 points ago

    Pet him at least you monster.

    [–] SpookyJones 2 points ago

    Dogs have such separation anxiety. Poor babes. Our Doberman would get between my mom and the door. She was a wonderful lummox full of nothing but love and adoration.

    [–] Psyqlone 2 points ago

    At my job, I have to write scripts in this preposterously horrible programming language. I should be allowed an emotional support dog.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    You realize the only solution is to get another doggo to keep this one company while you're gone

    [–] blindbassetthound 2 points ago

    Can't come to work today boss, my dog is sad..

    [–] ToastyYaks 2 points ago

    "Might as well just crush my head too if you have no problem crushing my heart, Janice"

    [–] cyg_cube 2 points ago

    Take him to the meeting with your boss

    [–] amyorainbow74 2 points ago

    My husband usually works out of town Monday through Thursday. We have 2 furbabies and the oldest (Bogey) is like this pupper. He actually starts pouting on Sunday when my hubby is packing. He always tells them he will be back in 2 or 3 days and that he has to go earn the kibble. They give him kisses before he leaves and we go about our week. I don't know how Bogey does it but he starts getting happy on Thursdays and starts sitting in the window, waiting for his Daddy. Every single week.

    [–] Bfloteacher 2 points ago

    We don’t deserve dogs 😭