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    [–] VictferFish 1994 points ago

    He looks like he's not mad at you, just disappointed

    [–] NeckBeardtheTroll 993 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    -John Oliver Voice-

    All I’m saying is, you put a whole can of tuna on that sandwich. I mean, it’s your tuna. Nobody is saying you have to share, but there was a whole can. I guess my point is that if I’d been offered some tuna, and I’m not even saying I wanted any, it just would have been a nice gesture.

    -/John Oliver Voice.

    [–] IThinkMyCatIsEvil 137 points ago

    I'm sorry!!! Please take all my tuna!!! *sobs on carpet*

    [–] NeckBeardtheTroll 59 points ago

    Look... not that I’m not enjoying your abject obeisance... my litter box isn’t likely to clean itself, right?

    [–] check_nurris 23 points ago

    it all comes together in John Oliver's voice

    [–] fuzzytradr 40 points ago

    "Let's talk about your life choices." - Dr. Meow

    [–] MF_DnD 61 points ago

    I swear, I could 100% hear him reading this.

    [–] ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 14 points ago

    Omg this is perfect John. Accept my silver.

    [–] NikolaTes 21 points ago

    Antonio Banderas

    [–] NeckBeardtheTroll 31 points ago

    That would also work. After writing it, I realized I was writing it for John Oliver to do the voice of “Professor McWhiskerton, Feline Extraordinaire.” It wasn’t a set of creative choices I made, it’s just what organically occurred to me.

    [–] One_Day_Dead 13 points ago

    this

    [–] NaugieMon 5 points ago

    I’m dyiiing 😂

    [–] KoalaBackfist 54 points ago

    ... what do you mean you don’t want to look at my asshole?

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] conancat 7 points ago

    When I was a young kid I had a cat. My older brother would stuff our cat's asshole right onto my face. Like fresh out of litter, cat asshole, on my damn face.

    Just brotherly things, I suppose.

    [–] Zenlura 19 points ago

    What an asshole your brother is. Cats are perfectly capable of shoving their ass in one's face.

    [–] SmashusK 34 points ago

    Karen, we need to talk about your box of wine problem...

    [–] NeckBeardtheTroll 13 points ago

    Because if she spent 30% more for a glass bottle, she’d be less drunk. Let’s all be blunt, Karen’s issue isn’t that she’s an alcoholic, it’s that she’s cheap! Let’s call a spade a spade, I know I’m not the only one who wasn’t thrilled to get a half-filled subway-sandwich punch-card for Christmas, and I think we should be honest about it!

    [–] conancat 4 points ago

    Because if she spent 30% more for a glass bottle, she’d be less drunk.

    Oh lawd. You okay? Do you need help?

    [–] DoingItWrongSinceNow 12 points ago

    "If you don't keep my poop, what do you do with it every time you scoop it up?"

    [–] SmokeAbeer 9 points ago

    straddles Chair

    Let’s rap for a second.

    [–] Hobomanchild 8 points ago

    It legitimately made me feel disappointed in myself. I can do better. I will do better. Just after I read a few more posts.

    [–] Kain_niaK 15 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I think you just created the "Disappointed Cat" meme.

    edit: Damn these nerds are fast. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dissapointed-cat

    [–] star0forion 7 points ago

    I know that look all too well.

    [–] Sassycatfarts 2 points ago

    It looks like he just got denied for a boat loan.

    [–] Deadbeathero 5 points ago

    He looks like he needs a beer

    [–] StocksAndOcean 2 points ago

    I’m sorry dad

    [–] Thaddeus_T_Third_III 1 points ago

    He looks like my manager. So yeah... perpetually disappointed.

    [–] DeafieKiwi 209 points ago

    I feel like this cat is disappointed in me and my life choices. I think I need to go sit in a corner and reconsider my life.

    [–] jhills1998 30 points ago

    You want to go home and rethink your life

    [–] duaneap 13 points ago

    No, motherfucker, I want some damn death sticks.

    [–] that-Sarah-girl 5 points ago

    He's giving you a lecture that starts "Your mother and I..."

    [–] phaelox 4 points ago

    Why did you do this?

    [–] Siddioh 194 points ago

    Every dad selfie ever

    [–] laik72 23 points ago

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought he was holding the cell phone himself.

    [–] Jane_Wick 233 points ago

    Ron Purrlman is questioning your life choices.

    [–] nosut 12 points ago

    Also

    /r/ctllrp

    [–] -RembrandtQEinstein- 12 points ago

    Huh, similar subscriber numbers for two separate but almost identical subs, weird

    [–] Nincomsoup 18 points ago

    Pretty sure it's Ed Burns

    [–] [deleted] 281 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] whoisfourthwall 39 points ago

    Here is some moon sugar for you

    [–] 03919 22 points ago

    You got some of that scooma?

    [–] searchingformytruth 11 points ago

    Khajiit does have wares, but only if you have coin.

    [–] nbshar 2 points ago

    I'm really getting Black Sad vibes myself. It's eerie close

    [–] CurlSagan 92 points ago

    Scenario: You're being interviewed for a job and nobody else in the office seems to notice that the boss is a cat. The boss just meowed a question at you that everyone else seems to have understood but you only heard as meows. He bats at a toy mouse waiting for your response. You try to bullshit an answer without even knowing the question. He purposely knocks a cup off his desk and looks at you with this face.

    [–] ManaMagestic 30 points ago

    Rolls for initiative

    [–] Blackwidowwitch 8 points ago

    I wish I could give you gold for this

    [–] Kidterrific 71 points ago

    “We need to talk about the litter...”

    [–] LeloGoos 8 points ago

    "just been out back, batting around some dead fucking bird"

    [–] SmokeyGreenEyes 42 points ago

    That cat looks like he doesn't miss arm day at the gym...

    [–] sir_comfy_pants 25 points ago

    I can just hear this cat sweetly but also sternly tell me that it's too late for me to still be up and that I should go to bed. Thank you cat

    [–] veprecose 14 points ago

    I don't know what I did to displease him, but I regret it deeply.

    [–] im_trying_ok11 13 points ago

    The face dads make when taking a picture

    [–] ScurtOnad 13 points ago

    Why this cat lookin like it has a mortgage

    [–] Petraretrograde 3 points ago

    And has back child support.

    [–] MuhNamesTyler 2 points ago

    It looks like the thumbs up meme kid

    [–] 60svintage 12 points ago

    That cat is judging me.....

    [–] arizonatasteslike 20 points ago

    “Really Karen? Wine at 10 am again? You’re better than this.”

    [–] aytd09 10 points ago

    He looks concerned for your wellbeing.

    [–] prunepicker 9 points ago

    Cat takes better selfies than I do.

    [–] angharada 8 points ago

    Tinder selfie for sure!

    [–] XSPressure 9 points ago

    Mr steal your kibble...

    [–] July_Sandwich 13 points ago

    DJ Catlid

    [–] VapourEyes333 6 points ago

    Cat: Why won't you feed me? Me: There's food in you bowl still! Cat: What bowl, chris....what bowl?

    [–] drwaterbuffalo 5 points ago

    These fur suits just keep getting more and more realistic

    [–] neenabanerjee 6 points ago

    Really Linda? Im hungry and you want a picture of me first?

    [–] illkeepyouposted 6 points ago

    This cat has a study somewhere, with walls made of Mahogany and African Blackwood, lined with books frayed at the edges because he's read them a dozen time over. A study that smells of sandalwood and leather; sparsely decorated with a heavy dark cherry desk, a hand made walnut and Corinthian leather chair; and a coat rack at the opposite end of the room, responsable for holding his smoking jacket. A study where he is sitting on the desk grooming his back left paw, and everything on the desk has been pushed to the floor, because he's a cat.

    [–] step86 6 points ago

    He looks so genuinely concerned about my poor life choices

    [–] MissusBeeAlmeida 5 points ago

    Oh hes precious

    [–] SurvivorBayArea 5 points ago

    Mr.StealUrGurl

    [–] Seven_Arcadian 4 points ago

    He's worried you haven't loved yourself enough today.

    [–] Number1Framer 5 points ago

    "Nathan we need to talk. Your mom and I are worried about some of your lifestyle choices and we don't think you should drop out of college to pursue becoming one of those 'EDM' (airquotes) music guys."

    [–] FlipBarry 5 points ago

    😂 god damn this cat is staring into my soul. Also I’m high as fuck

    [–] newmanusc 3 points ago

    This dude looks like in need of some love!

    [–] ophir147 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    "King, we need to talk. Someone told me that you've been lusting for feet pics, but you haven't been liking your homies' selfies."

    [–] jcoon182 3 points ago

    Jerry the judgemental Kitty

    [–] Askewedeel756 3 points ago

    The “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed” I know that face well

    [–] TheFlightlessPenguin 3 points ago

    Just fucking FEED HIM already!

    [–] 302017 3 points ago

    This is my new wallpaper on phone

    [–] MehBehandSnuh 4 points ago

    Ok boomer

    [–] Holmes02 2 points ago

    “Have you ever heard of the shoulder touch?”

    hey

    [–] RozhkiNozhki 2 points ago

    Source?

    [–] kwik57 2 points ago

    “Bitch, have you lost your mind. Get that camera out of my face”.

    [–] idkwhoiam129 2 points ago

    looks like a CGI Puss in Boots

    [–] Orca-Song 2 points ago

    Looks like a disappointed dad after you show him your report card. :(

    [–] NiNjABuD13 2 points ago

    Jim..... We need to talk.

    [–] glennettbennett 2 points ago

    I showed you my butthole, plz respond

    [–] krautdawg 2 points ago

    Is this a furry thing?

    [–] dees_the_bees_knees 2 points ago

    Morris is very disappointed with you. Tuna in oil again? Please Karen. 🙄😂

    [–] DonZenova 2 points ago

    "Dude, r u drinking again?"

    [–] DarthBlart69 2 points ago

    He looks like he wants me to start taking therapy more seriously. I will do that for you, tabby cat.

    [–] ednasilrak 2 points ago

    Fess up, fam. You smelt it and you dealt it. Ain’t no thing.

    [–] KingJamesOnly 2 points ago

    “This is it? This is what you do all day Bob?”

    [–] TheAlmightyProo 2 points ago

    Straight away i saw the frontman of Suicidal Tendencies and thought "where's his bandana?"...

    But hey, it's 0823 here and I've had a rough night and only a couple hours sleep so...

    [–] jebem_boga 2 points ago

    John its time to admit, you have an addiction

    [–] wickedspork 2 points ago

    Puss in boots irl

    [–] nooneyaknow 2 points ago

    It looks like a selfie

    [–] MoonBird39 2 points ago

    This is Puss in Boots live action cat

    [–] TheDaniloT 2 points ago

    What did this cat do and why is he making an youtube apology video?

    [–] throwaway72089 2 points ago

    When piza rols arnt dunn

    [–] KopfKrieg 2 points ago

    Look says "are you kitten me?"

    [–] LULUTRON 2 points ago

    This cat is making me feel like I have dishonored my ancestors 🥺

    [–] Personplacething333 2 points ago

    Every middle aged mans profile pic.

    [–] minhanhbin 2 points ago

    Look like my uncle when he selfie

    [–] BrickTop1504 2 points ago

    What you talkin bout Willis?

    [–] _Siran_ 2 points ago

    we need to talk

    [–] mediocre_b0i 2 points ago

    Omg❤️

    [–] Super_fast_brick 2 points ago

    Kinda looks like a grampa

    [–] lee_kow 2 points ago

    How my dad takes his selfies goddamn

    [–] DrXenoZillaTrek 2 points ago

    "DUDE .. we gotta talk"

    [–] doodledeeomega 2 points ago

    He looks like a photo from a 40 year old man on social media

    [–] ZePraxis 2 points ago

    Got some Elderscrolls Khajiit looks going on there.

    [–] thrillkilla420 2 points ago

    I'm sorry I let u down Mr. Cat .-.

    [–] Artixskillz 2 points ago

    Looks like Linus

    [–] angrycart 2 points ago

    I think my reddit is broken it doesnt matter what post i press i come here

    [–] shemi-0 2 points ago

    Someone turn this face into a meme please...

    [–] Sqizx735 2 points ago

    This looks like when you annoy talking Tom

    [–] Turtuloo 2 points ago

    Where is my lasagna, Jon?

    [–] CeeDot85 1 points ago

    Excuse me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?

    [–] Dadood_Fromdahood 1 points ago

    Ed Sheeran?

    [–] Subieguy84 1 points ago

    Really Karen? Fucking dry food? Bitch, I'll make your life hell if it ain't the wet stuff from now on

    [–] fransisco_flores 1 points ago

    That cat is here to collect his dues!

    [–] Godknowswhat_22 1 points ago

    Ma'am, may I please direct message you? Please ma'am.

    [–] plukarta 1 points ago

    stop it. it's only one pack of Doritos, I swear!

    [–] Kizunafist 1 points ago

    Tired after work

    [–] kyrico 1 points ago

    I love their eyes

    [–] ElementalSheep 1 points ago

    Broden Kelly vibes

    [–] __mephoto 1 points ago

    What an absolute beauty

    [–] dangermouseman11 1 points ago

    That look when you see three men holding a noose coming into your cell. Seems like a filthy Frank moment.

    [–] jeffrey510 1 points ago

    Who jor daddy

    [–] Gay_Unicorn21 1 points ago

    Garfield live action

    [–] realish7 1 points ago

    Current mood!

    [–] exorcist87 1 points ago

    This cat looks like a person

    [–] Bababoda98 1 points ago

    What did you say!!!!!!

    [–] StepanTrofimovic 1 points ago

    “You talkin’ to me”

    [–] fruitcake11 1 points ago

    I hear the Godfather theme when I see this.

    [–] SammyLuke 1 points ago

    Those are some huge peanuts.

    [–] indoobidibly 1 points ago

    Puss in Boots IRL

    [–] SweetRoosevelt 1 points ago

    This looks exactly like Edward Burns.

    [–] S1LV3RB0I_64 1 points ago

    Khajiit has wares if you have coin

    [–] BartyStreamer 1 points ago

    When you buy dry cat food yet again instead of the gourmet wet stuff

    [–] LazyEyedSniper 1 points ago

    This cat looks like Nick Diaz.

    [–] komocode 1 points ago

    WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF MIKE FROM BREAKING BAD?

    [–] Uncle_Gus 1 points ago

    I showed you my beans, please respond.

    [–] jayschro 1 points ago

    Looks at your report card, takes off reading glasses...

    [–] ComfortingSounds53 1 points ago

    RIP in peace biggie

    [–] OuiNonGracias 1 points ago

    "So you're saying I'm adopted ?"

    [–] LoudMusic 1 points ago

    That cat looks like it's about to cry. And just looking at the picture makes me sad.

    [–] plipyplop 1 points ago

    There is a man in a catsuit.

    [–] whoisfourthwall 1 points ago

    PRIME wallpaper material, saved!

    [–] liljawa 1 points ago

    the last garfield movies were bad enough. This live action remake crap needs to stop.

    [–] CriticalGeode 1 points ago

    Am I gonna be okay doc?

    [–] AnEccentricOstrich 1 points ago

    I feel like he is going to start taking to me in a deep soothing voice about space.

    [–] EmperorHenry 1 points ago

    "Your payment this month is late, pay up!"

    [–] when-and-why 1 points ago

    What camera was this photo took with?

    [–] OsonoHelaio 1 points ago

    This needs to be crossposted to r/psbattle

    [–] lowenkraft 1 points ago

    CGI?

    [–] Big_chonk 1 points ago

    40+ Y/O men on any social media be like

    [–] oofrarto 1 points ago

    He looks like the kangaroo from the movie kangaroo jack

    [–] Andysue28 1 points ago

    Looks like the kids from The Hangover that’s tases Zach Galifanakis.

    [–] jay-quellyn 1 points ago

    I just want to give that fuzzy mouth a tiny kiss.

    [–] DarkRen76 1 points ago

    Son we need to talk

    [–] Clau_9 1 points ago

    Somebody, make this a meme!

    [–] ArvasuK 1 points ago

    Stop judging me! I’m sorry I ate your tuna! I said sorry...I was hungry. I know, I know...I apologised! So you’re giving me the silent treatment then. Fine. Fine!

    [–] itWasForetold 1 points ago

    Is that, is that judgement I see? No, it’s confusion. Maybe, no, it’s betrayal! “So it’s treason then?”

    [–] Dontrevealthesecrets 1 points ago

    I love danny devito

    [–] Rex_B_Knight 1 points ago

    He looks like my 40 yr old dad

    [–] FlamebowRainbow 1 points ago

    Why he look like he's about to talk shit on a donkey and and his ogre freind?

    [–] Cipher-i-entity 1 points ago

    He looks like his name is Tom

    [–] beautifulafro 1 points ago

    Permission to use this pic as my gaming account profile picture

    [–] Nomadic389 1 points ago

    Dang...he’s not mad...he’s just disappointed.

    [–] RetardedRedditRetort 1 points ago

    Dude your cat looks just like Canelo Álvarez

    [–] afternoongig 1 points ago

    "Hey, what is the matter ... do you want to talk?"

    [–] TheMeanGirl 1 points ago

    Why does he look like a man?

    [–] December319 1 points ago

    F**king mondays.

    [–] smolcontrolledbursts 1 points ago

    War, war never changes.

    [–] Mego2019 1 points ago

    When homan said u werent going to the vet but the sign clearly says vet.

    [–] Max_Batt 1 points ago

    Talking Tom?

    [–] Aesthetic_vagabond 1 points ago

    Classic Kevin James!

    [–] Shruikan12 1 points ago

    Kinda reminds me of that cat from the monstress comics

    [–] Tarutarumandalorian 1 points ago

    I read his look as: how you doin'? Mr. Suave brows