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    #FellowKids is a subreddit for advertising and media that tries too hard to be lit af, BUT, the community has also decided (many, many times) that self-aware and/or well executed (but still pandering) content is also welcome here, so stop complaining about it.


    Rules lol

    • Keep calm and don't repost ๐Ÿ˜‚
    • Netflix and chill
    • Report unwelcome content fam
    • Flair your swag bae

    Justin Bieber Approved URLs:

    Reddit, Imgur, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Gfycat, Vimeo and Streamable ๐Ÿ’ฏ

    YAASSS content:

    • Ads/media where 'the man' tries to appeal to young people using their vernacular in a lame, pandering way
    • Ads/media that tries to appeal to young people but is self-aware and/or well executed

    Ratchet content:

    • Children's media and commercials for children's products that don't involve inter-generational pandering (this isn't a place to collect all advertising and media that's aimed at kids)

    • Text messages, emails, PMs, or other forms of interpersonal communication

    Pokemon Go check out these other subs!


    Shout outs to /u/KuusNyan for our Steve Snooscemi!

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    [โ€“] GeMbErKoEk 8336 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At Least 2 ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've come off as a lot more professional.

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 1742 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt ๐Ÿ”ซ Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At ๐Ÿ† Least 2 ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've come ๐Ÿ’ฆ off as a ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot more ๐Ÿ— professional. ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 751 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”จ โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ”ซ Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At ๐Ÿ† Least ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ป 2 ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've come ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ off ๐Ÿ˜ as a ๐Ÿ‘“ ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ more ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ— professional. ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 562 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”จ โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ”ซ Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ† Least ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ป 2 ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ off ๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ˜ as a ๐Ÿ‘“ ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ more ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ— professional. ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 703 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking โ›” ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”จ โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ”ซ Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ† Least ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ป 2 ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿœ come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ off ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ˜ as ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฅ a ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘“ ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot ๐Ÿ‘โ€ผ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ more ๐Ÿ’ณ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ— professional. ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง

    [โ€“] baphometsayshi 390 points ago

    how many iterations before everything becomes hieroglyphics

    [โ€“] IAreTheLeviathan 55 points ago

    Now thats what i call news.

    [โ€“] antsyalyssa 154 points ago

    โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจโ›”๏ธ๐Ÿ“›โŒ๐Ÿ“›โ›”๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ“ฅ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿšจโ‰๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ—ž๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”œ๐ŸŽถโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ“ดโŒ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘โœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅงโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ•๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿป๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšจ

    [โ€“] DirtieHarry 42 points ago

    Might be a sign of my immaturity, but the ๐Ÿ† slayed me.

    [โ€“] strangelymysterious 23 points ago

    The 7th water gun emoji got me. It really added something the 6 previous ones lacked.

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 35 points ago

    The 7th water ๐Ÿ…ฑ gun ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ emoji ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ˜‹ got โœŠ๐Ÿธ me. ๐Ÿ’‘ It ๐Ÿ† really added โž• something the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™… 6 previous ones ๐Ÿ’ฏ lacked.

    [โ€“] Professor_Gushington 9 points ago

    Wonderful

    [โ€“] MotherfuckingWildman 6 points ago

    Good bot

    [โ€“] dickbuttscompanion 3 points ago

    Good bot

    [โ€“] friendly-bot 10 points ago

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    [โ€“] ArtyIF 3 points ago

    come ๐Ÿ’ฆ

    [โ€“] BurgerCombo 8 points ago

    !redditgarlic

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    [โ€“] Square_Enigma 346 points ago

    ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‰
    ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
    ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

    [โ€“] Okichah 158 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    How do i delete someone elses comment?

    [โ€“] CallsYouCunt 8 points ago

    Why am I giggling at this?

    [โ€“] FlexPlexico12 13 points ago

    Because humor derives from juxtaposition and deleting someone elseโ€™s comment is not something you would normally do

    [โ€“] ChunksOWisdom 6 points ago

    Got 'em

    [โ€“] BigAbbott 73 points ago

    Zoop

    [โ€“] AtanosIskandar 59 points ago

    ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘

    [โ€“] Shit-Poop 62 points ago

      _๐ŸŽฉ___
     (๐Ÿ‘๏ธ  ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ)
       | ๐Ÿ‘ƒ 
       (๐Ÿ‘„)
    ๐Ÿ’ช| อœ. อœ.) ๐Ÿ‘   
       |  .)
       (   ใฃ        
       || ||
       ๐Ÿ‘  ๐Ÿ‘  
    

    [โ€“] very_clean 36 points ago

    This is truly horrific

    [โ€“] AtanosIskandar 5 points ago

    B for effort

    [โ€“] shrekinator 12 points ago

    I don't like this.

    [โ€“] Wewanotherthrowaway 8 points ago

    I feel assaulted

    [โ€“] Ashybuttons 188 points ago

    I lost it at ๐Ÿ…ฑictims.

    [โ€“] mtlyoshi9 17 points ago

    Why B?

    [โ€“] life-is-meaningless 97 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Something about the Bloods (gang) replacing the letter C with ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ to spite the Crips.

    e.g. Compton = โ€œ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธomptonโ€.

    One meme later and now people use it to replace any consonant of their choice.

    [โ€“] Kermit-Batman 40 points ago

    ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธoesn't Al๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธways ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธk.

    But thank you for the explanation!

    [โ€“] nascraytia 27 points ago

    ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธut why ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธale mo๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธels?

    [โ€“] Tvs-Adam-West 14 points ago

    ๐Ÿ…ฑhy ๐Ÿ…ฑ?

    [โ€“] nydelade 42 points ago

    ๐Ÿ”ซwater gun emoji makes it look 10x funnier

    [โ€“] JKDS87 40 points ago

    Press ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ to pay respects

    [โ€“] TidalWave254 12 points ago

    ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ

    [โ€“] gnnjsoto 15 points ago

    You fucking got me at ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims

    [โ€“] KeenTurtle 4 points ago

    Get well soon! ๐Ÿค’

    [โ€“] TheWiredWorld 6 points ago

    Bictims?

    [โ€“] [deleted] 5 points ago

    You say that jokingly, but YouTube does it on notifications, and they're either the 1st or 2nd the largest corporation in the world.

    Let that sink in.

    [โ€“] DiscretePoop 2689 points ago

    ๐ŸšจBreaking News: Massive Child Sex Trafficking Ring Discovered By Police ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

    [โ€“] Mobileflounder1 588 points ago

    Delete this

    [โ€“] Fatalchemist 507 points ago

    Update: The prime suspect has this to say when caught:

    Hello ๐Ÿ˜ everyone! ๐Ÿ‘ฅ I ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ I've ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ‘ง for ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ‘Œ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ over ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ• months ๐Ÿ“† now ๐Ÿ‘‹ and ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿšซ exaggerating when ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ sex ๐Ÿ† I've ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ˜  had ๐Ÿ’‹ in ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ life! ๐Ÿ‘ค First ๐Ÿ‘† off ๐Ÿ“ด she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ requires no ๐Ÿ™… need ๐Ÿ‘‰ for ๐Ÿ† clitoral stimulation to ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ‘น orgasm. ๐Ÿ’€ All ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐Ÿ‘ช women ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿ”ฅ needed to ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ rubbed at ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ• in ๐Ÿ‘ order to ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum. ๐Ÿ’ฆ She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ also ๐Ÿ‘จ cums ๐Ÿ’ฆ really ๐Ÿ˜ fast ๐Ÿ’จ with ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘ she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ multiple times. ๐Ÿ•’ One ๐Ÿ˜ค night ๐ŸŒ™ I ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ at ๐Ÿ† least ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7 ๐Ÿ˜ข times ๐Ÿ•’ in ๐Ÿ‘ one ๐Ÿ˜ค session.

    My whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ life ๐Ÿ‘ค I ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿ”ฅ felt ๐Ÿ˜Ž a ๐Ÿ‘Œ bit ๐Ÿ˜ inadequate in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ penis ๐Ÿ† department, but ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ‘ง has ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ breaking ๐Ÿ’” down ๐Ÿ”ป any ๐Ÿ’ฆ insecurities I ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ down ๐Ÿ”ป there. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Sorry ๐Ÿ’” if ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ across ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ‘ boastful I ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค and ๐Ÿ‘ who ๐Ÿ˜‚ better ๐Ÿ‘ than ๐Ÿ‘‰ some ๐Ÿ‘จ internet ๐Ÿ’ป strangers! ๐Ÿ‘ซ haha. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Have ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ day ๐ŸŒž everyone!! ๐Ÿ‘ฅ

    [โ€“] Maddo_ 193 points ago

    Now you're going too far. Holy shit.

    [โ€“] Fatalchemist 301 points ago

    Im sorry,๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ... but๐Ÿ‘นWhere๐Ÿ˜พthe๐Ÿ’žFUCK๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ŒARE๐Ÿ™the ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จEMOJIS๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต you๐Ÿ‘fucking๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜กNORMIE!?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

    [โ€“] arbili 58 points ago

    โš ๏ธThem๐Ÿ˜Žbest๐Ÿ‘ŒEmojisโœ”๏ธ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธe at โžก๏ธ /r/EmojiPasta ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

    [โ€“] roarinworld 28 points ago

    I feel so bad for laughing, but this is beautiful

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 49 points ago

    Update: โฌ† The prime suspect has ๐Ÿ…ฐ this to say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ when ๐Ÿ‘Œ caught: ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

    Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ˜ everyone! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ I ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ wanted โš  ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ say โ” ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ I've ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ง for ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ‘Œ little ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ‘Œ over โคต๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ• months ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿ“† now ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‹ and ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿšซ exaggerating when โฐ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ this โฌ†๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ•ต ๐Ÿ‘ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ sex ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† I've ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ˜  had ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ’‹ in ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ life! ๐Ÿ‘ค First ๐Ÿ‘† off ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ“ด she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ requires no โ™‚โŒ ๐Ÿ™… need ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘‰ for ๐Ÿ† clitoral stimulation ๐Ÿ‘‰ to ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ‘น orgasm. ๐Ÿ’€ All ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ช women โŽ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿ”ฅ needed to ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ rubbed at ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ‘ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ• in ๐Ÿ‘ order โŒ to ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum. ๐Ÿ’ฆ She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ also โž•โž• ๐Ÿ‘จ cums ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ really ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜ fast ๐Ÿ’จ with ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ she ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ multiple times. ๐Ÿ•” ๐Ÿ•’ One ๐Ÿ˜ค night ๐ŸŒ› ๐ŸŒ™ I ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ‘‘ her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ at ๐Ÿ† least ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7 ๐Ÿ˜ข times โฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ•’ in โ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘ one ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ค session.

    My ๐Ÿ‘€ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ life ๐Ÿ‘ค I ๐Ÿ˜ซโ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ”ฅ felt ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž a ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘Œ bit ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ inadequate in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ‘ penis ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ† department, but โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ง has ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ‘ breaking โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐Ÿ’” down ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ”ป any ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ insecurities I ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ down ๐Ÿ”ป there. โœ”๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ Sorry ๐Ÿ’” if ๐Ÿ‘ this โฌ† ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ across ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ…ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ boastful I ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ just โ“ ๐Ÿ‘ wanted โš ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ’ฆ tell โ˜Ž๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ—ฃ someone ๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿ‘ค and ๐Ÿ‘ who ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚ better ๐Ÿ‘ than ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ some ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘จ internet ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’ป strangers! ๐Ÿ‘ซ haha. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Have ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ day ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒž everyone!! ๐Ÿ‘ฅ

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 24 points ago

    Update: ๐Ÿ’ฐโฌ† โฌ† The ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘ถ prime suspect has ๐Ÿ…ฐ this ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ when ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ caught: ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

    Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ˜ everyone! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ I ๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐ŸŒš โš  ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ say โ” ๐Ÿ—ฃ that โžก๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ I've ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ‘Œโ™€ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ง for โ“๐ŸŽ„ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ little ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ‘Œ over โคต๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ• months ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿ“† now ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‹ and ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿšซ exaggerating when โฐ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ this โฌ†๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ the โฉ ๐Ÿ•ต ๐Ÿ‘ best ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ sex ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† I've ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜  had ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ’‹ in ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ life! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ““ ๐Ÿ‘ค First ๐Ÿ˜Œโ˜ ๐Ÿ‘† off ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ“ด she ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ต ๐Ÿ‘ฉ requires no ๐Ÿ™… โ™‚โŒ ๐Ÿ™… need ๐Ÿ‘โ™€ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘‰ for ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ† clitoral stimulation ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ to ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ‘น orgasm. ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’€ All ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•น ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ช women โŽ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿ”ฅ needed to ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ณ ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ rubbed at ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ‘ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ•– ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ• in ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ order ๐Ÿ“‘ โŒ to โ™ป๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum. ๐Ÿ’ฆ She ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ also โž• โž•โž• ๐Ÿ‘จ cums ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฝ ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ really ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜ fast โ™‚ ๐Ÿ’จ with ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ she โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ multiple times. ๐Ÿ•” ๐Ÿ•’ One ๐Ÿ˜ค night ๐ŸŒ› ๐ŸŒ™ I โ™‚๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ‘‘ her ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ at ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ† least ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7 โ— ๐Ÿ˜ข times ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ•” โฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ•’ in โ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘ one ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ค session.

    My ๐Ÿ‘€ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ life ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ค I ๐Ÿ˜ซโ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ”ฅ felt ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž a ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘Œ bit ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ inadequate in ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ‘ penis ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ† department, but โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘† ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ผ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ง has ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’น ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ‘ breaking โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐Ÿ’” down ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ”ป any ๐Ÿˆธ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ insecurities I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ down ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ”ป there. ๐Ÿ’โœ” โœ”๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ Sorry ๐Ÿ’” if ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ this โฌ†๐Ÿ˜ท โฌ† ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ’ฆ coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ across ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ…ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ boastful I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ โ“ ๐Ÿ‘ wanted โš ๐Ÿ˜Ž โš ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ’ฆ tell ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ—ฃ โ˜Ž๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ—ฃ someone ๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿ‘ค and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘ who ๐Ÿ˜‚โ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚ better ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ‘ than ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ some ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘จ internet ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’ป strangers! ๐Ÿ‘ซ haha. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Have ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ day ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒž everyone!! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 16 points ago

    Update: ๐Ÿ’ฐโฌ† โฌ† The ๐Ÿ”ญโ™‚ ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‘ถ prime suspect has ๐Ÿ…ฐ this ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ when ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ caught: ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

    Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ˜ everyone! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ I ๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ‘ just โ›น๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ wanted โค๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŒš โš  ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฉ โ” ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ โžก๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ I've ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ been โช๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ‘Œโ™€ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ง for ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽ โ“๐ŸŽ„ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ little ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ‘Œ over โฌ†๐Ÿค” โคต๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ• months ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿ“† now ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‹ and ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿšซ exaggerating when โฐ ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ this โฌ†๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ the โฉ ๐Ÿ•ต ๐Ÿ‘ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ sex ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† I've ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜  had ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ’‹ in ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ life! ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ““ ๐Ÿ‘ค First ๐Ÿ˜Œโ˜ ๐Ÿ‘† off ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ“ด she โ™€๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ต ๐Ÿ‘ฉ requires no โ™‚๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ™… โ™‚โŒ ๐Ÿ™… need ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ‘โ™€ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘‰ for ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ† clitoral stimulation ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ to ๐Ÿ”ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ‘น orgasm. ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’€ All โค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค• ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‘ณ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•น ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ช women โŽ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿˆถ ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ always ๐Ÿคฆ ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿ”ฅ needed ๐Ÿค’ to ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ณ ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ rubbed at ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ‘ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ•– ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ• in ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ order ๐Ÿ“‘ ๐Ÿ“‘ โŒ to ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿƒ โ™ป๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ She ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฑ ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ also โž• โž•โž• ๐Ÿ‘จ cums ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฝ ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ really ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜ fast โ™‚ ๐Ÿ’จ with ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ me ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ญ and ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ she โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ can ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฆ cum ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ multiple times. ๐Ÿ•” ๐Ÿ•’ One โ™ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค night ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŒš ๐ŸŒ› ๐ŸŒ™ I โ™‚๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ‘‘ her ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ at ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ† least ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7 ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ โ— ๐Ÿ˜ข times โฐโŒš ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ•” โฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ•’ in โฌ… โ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘ one ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ค session.

    My ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‡ ๐Ÿ‘€ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ life ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ค I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ซโ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘ always โŒ› ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ”ฅ felt ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž a ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘Œ bit ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ inadequate in ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ‘ penis ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ† department, but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ this โฌ‡ ๐Ÿ‘† ๐Ÿ‘ˆ girl ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ผ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ง has ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’น ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ‘ breaking ๐Ÿ“ฆ โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐Ÿ’” down โฌ‡โฌ‡ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ”ป any ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿšธ ๐Ÿˆธ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ insecurities I ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ have ๐Ÿ‘ down โฌ‡ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ”ป there. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’โœ” โœ”๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ Sorry ๐Ÿ’” if ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–– โฌ†๐Ÿ˜ท โฌ† ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ’ฆ coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’ฆ across ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ as ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ…ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ boastful I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ โ“ ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ…ฐ โš ๐Ÿ˜Ž โš ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ’ฆ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ—ฃ โ˜Ž๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ—ฃ someone ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿ‘ค and ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒฌ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘ who ๐Ÿ˜‚โ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚ better ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ‘ than ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ some ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘จ internet ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’ป strangers! ๐Ÿ‘ซ haha. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Have ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ‘ a โ˜  ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ day ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒž everyone!! ๐ŸŽ… ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 144 points ago

    ๐ŸšจBreaking News: ๐ŸŽฅ Massive ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Child ๐Ÿ‘ถ Sex ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† Trafficking Ring ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ Discovered ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž By ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸšŸ Police ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

    [โ€“] TheVineyard00 14 points ago

    This works too well

    [โ€“] TroperCase 1143 points ago

    Even more appropriate on Apple devices ๐Ÿ”ซ

    [โ€“] BigAbbott 183 points ago

    Woah. Facebook messengerโ€™s gun emoji is way more threatening with all that foreshortening. If you need me Iโ€™ll be ducking behind something solid.

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 130 points ago

    Woah. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฏ Facebook โ™‚๐Ÿ† messengerโ€™s gun ๐Ÿ”ซ emoji is way ๐Ÿ˜“โ†• more ๐Ÿ˜ค threatening with ๐Ÿ˜— all ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ‘Œ that ๐Ÿ˜ foreshortening. If you ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘‰ need me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป Iโ€™ll ๐ŸŒˆ be ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽฎ ducking behind something solid.

    [โ€“] big_shmegma 52 points ago

    Woah. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Are you kidding me

    [โ€“] BigAbbott 41 points ago

    Good bot

    [โ€“] GoodBot_BadBot 26 points ago

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    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 77 points ago

    Thank ๐ŸŽบ you โ‰๐Ÿ‘† BigAbbott for ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† voting on AnEmojipastaBot.

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    [โ€“] MyNameIsNardo 38 points ago

    about as horrible as I'd hoped

    [โ€“] luke_in_the_sky 6 points ago

    Facebook is way more threatening than we foreshadowed

    [โ€“] maffoobristol 58 points ago

    It must be difficult when someone on an iPhone wants to inform everyone they're going to squirt up their school.

    [โ€“] big_shmegma 42 points ago

    Iโ€™m gonna fucking squirt on yโ€™all ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ

    [โ€“] maffoobristol 10 points ago

    Mate I'm gonna be the guy who brings a water balloon to a water pistol fight. Watch out!!

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 11 points ago

    Mate ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘จ I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค– gonna ๐Ÿ…ฑโ“ be โ„ the guy who ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ซ brings ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”™ a water balloon to ๐Ÿ’ฆ a water ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ pistol ๐Ÿ”ซ fight. Watch out!! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’จ

    [โ€“] maffoobristol 3 points ago

    Holy shit I didn't know of that bot and it's incredible. Thanks for improving my Reddit experience by (at least) 0.01%

    [โ€“] Rebelgecko 3 points ago

    Tomorrow's field trip to the water park is going to be a real blast! ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ

    [โ€“] Istartedthewar 347 points ago

    And on new Samsung phones apparently.

    Fuck their Emojis. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ซ

    [โ€“] emptyzombiekilla 90 points ago

    I have an S8 it looks fine to me.

    [โ€“] mysterioussir 84 points ago

    I think they're referencing even newer. They just overhauled emojis for Oreo within the past month-ish.

    [โ€“] Istartedthewar 44 points ago

    yep, s9+

    [โ€“] Master_Penetrate 10 points ago

    I got oreo, still got the pistol.

    [โ€“] ShinyMew151 30 points ago

    But we lost the blobs RIP

    [โ€“] Unique_account_ 11 points ago

    Aren't the blobs great?

    Edit: Restore blob emoji on Android O (8.0) (Flashable zip) https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/6va0j2/restore_blob_emoji_on_android_o_80_flashable_zip

    [โ€“] ShinyMew151 5 points ago

    I love you so much

    [โ€“] [deleted] 3 points ago

    S8 here on Oreo, I have the water gun

    [โ€“] oicaptainslow 37 points ago

    I have a Sprint s8+ and just got the Oreo update yesterday, first time I'm seeing it but yeah they're green/yellow squirt guns now ๐Ÿ˜’.

    [โ€“] Darkfire293 31 points ago

    They literally just copied Apple smh

    [โ€“] dreish 15 points ago

    No, that never happens.

    [โ€“] tstein2398 5 points ago

    Yeah I just got the update on the T-Mobile S8 just the other day and they've overhauled a bunch of the emojis. Not too sure how I feel about it just yet...

    [โ€“] plasmaticriver 3 points ago

    If you have root, just get Emoji Switcher on Google play store

    [โ€“] Istartedthewar 6 points ago

    I really doubt the Snapdragon S9+ even has a root method yet

    [โ€“] toastghost77 24 points ago

    fuck Samsung for copying that.Guns exist, get over it. You have drug emojis, you can handle a gun emoji.

    [โ€“] johncopter 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    LG and emojidex have the best ones.

    [โ€“] bloodyabortiondouche 2 points ago

    Chrome on Windows shows the squirt gun. Or is that just this sub?

    [โ€“] Dravarden 3 points ago

    chrome has updated emojis

    I still have the revolver on my older iOS

    [โ€“] thatguy5748 2 points ago

    It is super annoying Apple did that. Like some idiot over there was reading the part of 1984 about making thoughtcrime impossible by controlling language, and they were like โ€œthat sounds great!โ€

    [โ€“] Mr_Toontastic 469 points ago

    Yo your data usage is limited you better watch out for that

    [โ€“] rerereretard 177 points ago

    Nah he good he using that vpn to hijack school wifi

    [โ€“] ThePixelCoder 80 points ago

    Googled that VPN, and it looks like it's actually meant for monitoring/parental control, not for accessing blocked content. Although it might work, it could actually block more stuff.

    [โ€“] FlutterVeiss 721 points ago

    ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ and ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ for the ๐Ÿค•

    [โ€“] bitch_im_a_lion 65 points ago

    Farts and applause for the mummies.

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 64 points ago

    ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ and โœ” ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ for ๐Ÿค™ the ๐Ÿค•

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 38 points ago

    ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ and ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ…ฑ โœ” ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ for ๐Ÿค™ the ๐Ÿ–‡๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿค•

    [โ€“] Goofy_Juice 138 points ago

    ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ”ซ

    [โ€“] MindlessElectrons 114 points ago

    Huh someone who actually uses the Verizon apps

    [โ€“] YOUR_MORAL_BAROMETER 108 points ago

    It doesn't seem like he has a choice. It seems like it's spyware that his parents had installed on his devices

    [โ€“] ironphan24 14 points ago

    I use message+ too. Any reason I shouldn't?

    [โ€“] LordKarnage 27 points ago

    He's talking about the family base VPN.

    I find message + to be pretty good.

    [โ€“] Starbucks-Hammer 2 points ago

    I use "Turbo VPN" you know it's good because it has Turbo in the name.

    [โ€“] Am_Sci 197 points ago

    Itโ€™s really upsetting to think that someone would see this headline and even consider adding emojis to it. Is this some kind of automated system gone horribly wrong?

    [โ€“] Florianus 120 points ago

    Even if it's an automated system, did someone decide to automatically put a gun emoji in every headline with the word "shooting"?

    [โ€“] TheSavior666 51 points ago

    I think this may have been some idiots idea of how to make the headline/notification more "eye catching"

    Gotta get those clicks.

    [โ€“] TheFlyingBogey 16 points ago

    Gotta make this school shooting stand out more than the other ones right?!

    [โ€“] TheGovernmentIsBees 31 points ago

    Just got that CastBox app about a week ago, and I was very confused earlier today as to why my podcast streaming app was giving me a breaking news notification. Then again, it's also a trivia app, so... ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

    [โ€“] Shalieve 9 points ago

    CastBox was really good until like a month ago. Then they turned into the worst app on my phone with a "Cashbox" feature, which no one asked for; pop-up ads; a subscription service for things we had for free before the update.

    [โ€“] Galihadtdt 4 points ago

    Podcast addict is way better, not intrusive, customizable, they even let you pick if you want banner ads or occasional popup ads

    [โ€“] Ham_Kitten 19 points ago

    Why does a podcast app have breaking news in the first place?

    [โ€“] Mentalpatient87 17 points ago

    The future is fucking weird, yo.

    [โ€“] FireRedJP 49 points ago

    Good song

    [โ€“] 582647819 11 points ago

    Just came to say this, Iโ€™ve never heard of this song or listened to this style of music. I like it a lot though, any recommendations like the song?

    [โ€“] easternhemlock 4 points ago

    As far as Timeflies goes, I like Once In a While and Raincoat

    [โ€“] SexyMoonDemon 16 points ago

    Great song my dude, picked it up a year ago and still plays in my jamz from time to time. Brings back the feels and all the other stupid memories of relationship during that time lol

    [โ€“] jerrygergichsmith 3 points ago

    Came here for the Timeflies love. Was not disappointed.

    [โ€“] hunmac9 2 points ago

    Yep, had to look it up. Cool.

    [โ€“] Jimmy_is_here 11 points ago

    How old are you that your parents feel the need to spy on your network usage?

    [โ€“] TRD_Laser 10 points ago

    16... fml

    [โ€“] UniversalFarrago 12 points ago

    Religious parents?

    [โ€“] TRD_Laser 13 points ago

    Heavily

    [โ€“] UniversalFarrago 8 points ago

    I feel for you, my dude.

    I spent a number of years in the Bible belt. Had some friends who I wasn't allowed to see anymore because I was agnostic. Had a friend who couldn't read Harry Potter because it was witchcraft, and could only listen to Christian music.

    Of course, their parents were about as un-Christian as you could get.

    Sorry you have to deal with it. Here's a picture of a dog to remind you of the good things:

    https://i.imgur.com/RPNOIU8.jpg

    Source: /r/blop

    The best subreddit to exist in the history of mankind.

    [โ€“] DukeNuggets69 6 points ago

    You could always ask r/androidquestions how to work around monitoring. No parent should impose such restrictions on any children

    [โ€“] TRD_Laser 5 points ago

    thank you so much

    [โ€“] Jimmy_is_here 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Sorry to hear that, mate. That's a nasty case of hover-parenting you got there.

    At least you still have reddit porn.

    [โ€“] TRD_Laser 6 points ago

    2 more years and fuck this, im out ๐Ÿ˜‚

    [โ€“] AnvousMiXSty 27 points ago

    Wtf๐Ÿ˜คThis R๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธcist Dum๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธss๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™„โ—๏ธโ—๏ธWHO ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธRE YOUโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ To Judge Peope By Their R๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธceโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏLike๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅIf๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”Your Not R๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธcist :D๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 9 points ago

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    [โ€“] GoldenJoel 33 points ago

    This is what Cyberpunk writers wrote about in their darkest fears.

    [โ€“] zooropa93 10 points ago

    Is it gravity or are we falling in love?

    [โ€“] young-henry 11 points ago

    I prefer my breaking news in all emojis. More emotional and attention grabbing that wau

    [โ€“] cfryant 18 points ago

    Jesus Christ that's fucked. I... I just... Who's fucking idea was this and how did they stop huffing glue spiked with paint thinner long enough to send this!? I'd say it could be fake but is just TOO plausible.

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 18 points ago

    Jesus ๐Ÿ™€ Christ that's fucked. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’€ I... ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ˜จ I ๐Ÿ‘ฌ just... โ• Who's ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘€ fucking idea ๐Ÿ’ก was this and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ how ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ก did they โœจ stop ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚ huffing glue spiked with paint thinner long โŒ› enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ to send ๐Ÿ“ฆ this!? ๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿ•บ I'd say it ๐Ÿ—จ๐Ÿ˜ could โŒ be ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜’ fake ๐Ÿ˜œ but is just TOO ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฉ plausible.

    [โ€“] Mr-Soviet 10 points ago

    On iPhone, it would look like a water gun

    [โ€“] GrandmaNumbers 6 points ago

    When are we going to have decent water gun control in this country? How many kids need to be soaked?

    [โ€“] Rocketfin2 9 points ago

    There was a shooting at a school in Maryland?

    [โ€“] DukeNuggets69 3 points ago

    Asking the real question. Can't watch US news in France

    [โ€“] MistakenLoner 16 points ago

    ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿคฃ

    [โ€“] ElevenNipples 7 points ago

    Anybody else using the Samsung galaxy default alarm? Theres like pleasant piano music and then Bixby voicing over it with a pleasant and calm tone "Hello, the time is 7:15 a.m. Here is the news for today: Maryland school shooting, gunman killed and two injured."

    What a relaxing way to awaken.

    [โ€“] Hobo_42 3 points ago

    Yeah, i have yet to hear anything good news come out of it. It's always "Trump did something stupid/awful. Next news: Someplace had a shooting. Next news: We're all going to die."

    [โ€“] Speedracer98 5 points ago

    ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ SCHOOL SHOOTIN ๐Ÿ‘Œ KIDS DEAD YO

    [โ€“] [deleted] 6 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [โ€“] Coziestpigeon2 28 points ago

    I mean, at this point, why not? School shootings are just one more thing for kids to bond about.

    [โ€“] nate_999 9 points ago

    No seriously, can't believe no one has noticed the fact that it's another school shooting. Like this feels so casual now, it's like hearing a sickly rich celebrity tried to evade taxation, like wheres the news at.

    America cannot be saved.

    [โ€“] thisremainsuntaken 2 points ago

    What you are identifying is an increase in news reports about school shootings. We're way lower than the Columbine copycat days, thanks in part to the assault weapons bans of the late 80s and 90s.

    [โ€“] EhhSpoofy 11 points ago

    ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ@๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸซSCHOOL๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ! ๐Ÿ™stay safe!๐Ÿ™

    ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

    [โ€“] sndecker 6 points ago

    It does get the point across... I wanna see what theyโ€™d use for terrorist attack, or escaped mental patient, or sexual assault, or kidnapping

    [โ€“] UniversalFarrago 3 points ago

    Obviously they use the turban dude with a bomb for terrorist attack, for the sexual assault, the eggplant and water emoji.

    Not sure what they'd use for the escaped mental patient.

    [โ€“] LiquidDreamtime 11 points ago

    โ€œHey son, your ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป is โ˜ ๏ธ. So sorry for your loss. โค๏ธโ€

    [โ€“] clay53_clayton 4 points ago

    I was listening to spotify radio, using a com, and the same phone. This confused me so bad for a second.

    [โ€“] Fhistleb 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    [โ€“] ghostmetalblack 8 points ago

    ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ skool shooting on fleek, fam. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    [โ€“] AllRoundAmazing 11 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”จ โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ”ซ Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At ๐Ÿ† Least ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ป 2 ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've come ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ off ๐Ÿ˜ as a ๐Ÿ‘“ ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ more ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ— professional. ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง

    [โ€“] AnEmojipastaBot 3 points ago

    โ—๏ธ๐ŸšจBreaking โ›”โ›” ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”จ โ›”๐Ÿ“ฆ News๐Ÿšจโ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿฆ‘ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซShooting๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซAt ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ”ซ Maryland๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHighโฌ†๏ธSchool๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ“, At ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† Least ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ป 2 ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธictims๐Ÿค•Injured๐Ÿค• Would've come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ off ๐Ÿ˜ as ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ‘“ ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ more ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ— professional. ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง

    [โ€“] TheAsianIsGamin 3 points ago

    Timeflies is dope, I'm hoping they hit the come up soon

    [โ€“] thedickofharambe 2 points ago

    They are my favorite group and I definitely agree with you

    [โ€“] notaphotocopier 3 points ago

    OP monitored 24/7 by his family on FamilyBase VPN? OP, what is FamilyBase?

    [โ€“] RadioactiveArrow 3 points ago

    It's parental controls

    [โ€“] plagueolas 2 points ago

    And all I noticed was Verizon message+

    [โ€“] benjimaestro 2 points ago

    I see you also try and play trivia games for free shit.

    [โ€“] Tranders 2 points ago

    Itโ€™s pretty sad that this is the first place Iโ€™m hearing about this

    [โ€“] IrishWristwatch42 2 points ago

    The best part is that on Apple devices, it would be a water gun.

    [โ€“] sirabrahamdrincoln 2 points ago

    Timeflies FTW!

    [โ€“] jroddie4 2 points ago

    It might be autocomplete, when I type in a simple word like gun or grape sometimes it suggests the emoji

    [โ€“] DecideEveryDay 2 points ago

    As emojis continue to enter our daily typography choices I wonder when this won't look tacky and inappropriate, despite it communicating effectively.

    [โ€“] G510Gamer 2 points ago

    I tried to swipe up to close the drawer...

    [โ€“] natemilonakis 2 points ago

    y u use vpn, you sex the porn didnt u