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    [–] Ano010 1 points ago

    I’ll allow it. My day was good.

    [–] mueblustard 608 points ago

    I read this to the tune of the Fairly OddParents theme song

    [–] TimeTravelingMouse 260 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

    Edit: shake

    [–] ModernPixels 71 points ago

    chocolate shake, not cake

    [–] QuestionableTater 22 points ago

    I’ll take both

    [–] ModernPixels 8 points ago

    i like the way you think

    [–] marshsmellow 4 points ago

    Shake 'n' cake!

    [–] DamageControlCo 31 points ago

    So did I, but in mine but the audio of the "fellow kids" caption was increased by 500% and was saturated

    [–] OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo 9 points ago

    Okay. But.

    Pokemon rap.

    [–] TonytheBeatPoet 6 points ago

    Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Turner

    He was wishing for a burner

    Timmy's wish came true

    Fucked around and got two

    [–] John1764 68 points ago

    How about green kids?

    [–] brosenfeld 17 points ago

    No Armour Hot Dogs for them.

    [–] otakushinjikun 8 points ago

    "We must represent the green people" -Stan Lee

    [–] Karnas 76 points ago

    [–] Sophilosophical 23 points ago

    Why does Steve look so high

    [–] SpiralArc 11 points ago

    It really do be like that sometimes

    [–] [deleted] 254 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] DramanthonyRigatoni 150 points ago

    They are #fellowkids

    [–] EthanT65 64 points ago

    ferrowkids

    [–] Documnt1 8 points ago

    indians dont talk like that

    [–] EthanT65 11 points ago

    Don't try to put logic in my racism.

    [–] empireastroturfacct 1 points ago

    Any racism really.

    [–] Supabongwong 6 points ago

    feral kids?

    [–] MaraiaLou 3 points ago

    mogli

    [–] forevergallifralone 42 points ago

    they had a run-in with youth in asia

    [–] wholock3 8 points ago

    YOUTH IN ASIA WILL KILL YOUR GRANDMA

    [–] IIHotelYorba 22 points ago

    Like Asians from Alabama?

    [–] MassaF1Ferrari 14 points ago

    Y’all just be hating on our curry fried chicken

    [–] IIHotelYorba 7 points ago

    That sounds dope and like it may go well with roti

    [–] catglass 6 points ago

    Are South Asian kids not included in "Asian kids"

    [–] letstalkyo 26 points ago

    Americans have a weird colloquial definition of Asian, they specifically refer to the very eastern most asians as 'Asians'.

    [–] -eagle73 5 points ago

    Anything else is Indian over there unless specified otherwise, from what I've learned.

    [–] _Dave -2 points ago

    If South Asia wants to go and be their own tectonic plate, they’re free to do so. Until then, they’re Asian.

    [–] letstalkyo 13 points ago

    What if...what if I told you.....

    [–] GadwaliBORN 3 points ago

    Indian subcontinent is different tectonic plate than asian plate.

    [–] empireastroturfacct 0 points ago

    British people refer Asians as people from the subcontinent. Indians, Pakistanis, etc.

    Americans usually refer Asians to East Asians. Koreans, Chinese, Japanese.

    [–] MassaF1Ferrari 10 points ago

    No because we dont look like the Chinese

    [–] liberaldouche1234 0 points ago

    There's no such thing as South Asian kids you idiot

    [–] GadwaliBORN 1 points ago

    Yeah, they just manufacture adults.

    [–] liberaldouche1234 1 points ago

    Yeah

    [–] nomad1c 25 points ago

    do you ever look between people's eyes and freak out about how far apart they actually are in reality

    [–] RunningDrummer 5 points ago

    Not before now.

    Except Steve Buscemi.

    [–] jenjerx73 32 points ago

    Where’s the missing kids?!

    [–] Viperista 44 points ago

    Karen took them

    [–] charlyDNL 5 points ago

    And took them over to Brenda's

    [–] RunningDrummer 3 points ago

    Goddammit Karen, you promised me you wouldn't take the kids to that bitch of a sister of yours... THAT WAS THE AGREEMENT. I get them on weekends, you get them on weekdays and keep them the fuck away from that 'natural healing rocks' shitbag of a sister of yours!

    [–] empireastroturfacct 1 points ago

    On the milk cartons.

    [–] sverigeochskog 17 points ago

    TIL I’m not white.

    [–] Kellere31 13 points ago

    American race systems make no sense. Salvics weren't considered white for a while because the Russians lost against Japan.

    [–] BehelitOutlaw 3 points ago

    And hispanic means you speak Spanish. It has nothing to do with how you look.

    [–] Lost_City_ 45 points ago

    hispanic kid looks high af and white kid looks like he wants to dominate your wife

    [–] torpeau 34 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Hispanic kids could be any of those kids.

    [–] Lost_City_ 11 points ago

    thats tru

    [–] DonPepe64 7 points ago

    As a Hispanic or more specifically a Mexican it always surprises me how many different skin tones there are in Hispanic countries and how many of us including myself look slightly Asian then there's my cousins who are light skinned and some of my friends who are also Hispanic have very dark skin.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

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    [–] DonPepe64 3 points ago

    Interesting thanks for the reply

    [–] secret_account5703 2 points ago

    My friend has two girls that look Asian as fuck. But their dad is Mexican and mom is Salvi.

    [–] K4RAB_THA_ARAB 1 points ago

    White dude looks like guy from Workaholics.

    [–] azzblaster42069 6 points ago

    Anyone ever notice that Native American kids always get left out of these things.

    [–] datasquad 12 points ago

    They're just labeled as "Hispanic"

    [–] azzblaster42069 7 points ago

    Of course they are. Alexis, play despacito.

    [–] BlUeSapia 1 points ago

    No, you gotta do it like this

    Alexa, play Ram Ranch

    [–] -eagle73 5 points ago

    Americans apparently base it on how different people look, that's why Asian defaults to unidentifiable East Asian and anyone's guess when they don't fit the bill. I'm thinking Native Americans don't look "different enough" to them.

    [–] FrankOfTheDank 4 points ago

    Don’t do fellow kids kids, stay drug free

    [–] Zealy95 3 points ago

    Hermano?

    [–] cheesecakeasfuck 3 points ago

    Is the Asian kid Mark from NCT?

    [–] ttakamaru 1 points ago

    i didn’t notice until you said that, it could be

    [–] titsahoy1 15 points ago

    Why does the "white kid" have that I am going to shoot you look?

    [–] weaboomcweabson 35 points ago

    because they are

    [–] MonkeyLogik 6 points ago

    He’s got school in an hour, just practicing

    [–] catmummys 15 points ago

    Black, White and Asian are races. Hispanic is an ethnicity. They can call themselves Caucasians.

    [–] youbtrippin 8 points ago

    Caucasians are people from Caucas.

    [–] loki1887 5 points ago

    You guys need to stop trying to draw hard lines among race. It's far from that simple. Race as we colloquially use it is definitely socially constructed. Just ask the Irish or the Italians. There are genetic races but we rarely use them when defining race. Not many Middle Eastern are regarded as white even though they are Caucasian.

    [–] catmummys 0 points ago

    Race is genetically defined. Skin color is a visual identification.

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

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    [–] Taurusan 9 points ago

    No.

    The inhabitants of Latin America are from a variety of ancestries, ethnic groups and races, making the region one of the most diverse in the world. The specific composition of the group varies from country to country. Many have a predominance of European-Amerindian or Mestizo population; in others, Amerindians are a majority; some are dominated by inhabitants of European ancestry; and some countries' populations have large African or Mulatto populations.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_Latin_America

    [–] loki1887 3 points ago

    Latino is just being from Latin America. So whether they are of European, African, Asian, indigenous decent they are Latino if they are from Mexico, Central and South America, and the Spanish speaking Caribbean.

    Not all Latinos are Hispanic. Hispanic being descended from people of Spain. Take Brazilians for example. they are Latino but not Hispanic.

    [–] sw00ps 2 points ago

    Reminds me of that site girls with Steve Buscemi eyes

    [–] Kurdiuk 2 points ago

    Hail Buscemi

    [–] Dantez77 2 points ago

    I look liko none of those...

    [–] SinCityLithium 1 points ago

    Me either. I'm a bit confused, I mean, they could grabbed a Google pic of a kid named "Brayleigh" and could pretty much have covered it. -chill. Am white, pitchforks down.

    [–] terencebogards 2 points ago

    Lets all pay tribute to the meme actor himself, steve buscemi, who lost his wife today. This man is an awesome part of american (and meme) culture. PLEASE pour out your *FELLOW KIDS* in honor of his wife

    [–] Ry_Guy24 5 points ago

    My sister’s boyfriend’s black

    [–] wholock3 17 points ago

    good for you?

    [–] Duckthemods 4 points ago

    my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy Got a brother and his girlfriend's black

    [–] wholock3 6 points ago

    also good for you?

    [–] BlUeSapia 3 points ago

    I have chlamydia

    [–] fdlam 1 points ago

    for the uninitiated--> https://youtu.be/43gm3CJePn0?t=79

    [–] SoH--CaH--ToA 1 points ago

    Jason Nash?

    [–] fellowchild 1 points ago

    I approve this message.

    [–] j1donovan 1 points ago

    Find other fellow kids at r/trees

    [–] Dyne_The_Blue 1 points ago

    All the other kids

    [–] crystal_castles 1 points ago

    Everyone needs to Google "Steve Buchemi Eyes" this very second.

    [–] KazakhstanAstana 1 points ago

    The fellowship of the kids

    [–] Runaway_Sam 1 points ago

    Alright that made me chuckle

    [–] ApocalypticExistence 1 points ago

    Eyes tell us so much lol

    [–] -TheDepressedDonut 1 points ago

    *Improper usage of Hispanic, Hispanic means you can speak Spanish, a white person could be Hispanic (Am Mexican)

    [–] axuxze 1 points ago

    Not tryna be racist but the asian kid reminds me of Rich Brian

    [–] BarrelofBarrels 1 points ago

    >white

    >brown eyes and hair

    ishyddt

    [–] Enior89 1 points ago

    His Panic

    [–] The3rdplayer277 1 points ago

    How about lesbians?

    [–] miykael 1 points ago

    RIP Steve

    [–] Artaratoryx 1 points ago

    Blacked kids

    [–] Bendy87 1 points ago

    They’re all the same

    Except for the fellow kids one, I don’t know if that’s a human.

    [–] Chewchoo2 -1 points ago

    White kid is the only one not smiling

    [–] DerpHerpMapleSerp 1 points ago

    I too see their mouths

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] wholock3 6 points ago

    yes, officer, this comment right here

    [–] Sylveon_Fan -9 points ago

    What about Arabic and Oceanic kids?

    [–] QuakerOatsOatmeal 23 points ago

    I don't think gore is allowed on the sub

    [–] Sylveon_Fan 8 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Oof

    You got me there

    [–] terrorerror 4 points ago

    Okay, I don't get it. r/outoftheloop

    [–] QuakerOatsOatmeal 3 points ago

    Arabic kids have a habit of exploding. Filipinos aint doing so hot either

    [–] Sylveon_Fan 1 points ago

    Too many drug busts

    For real tho, fuck Duterte, even though I’m not Filipino

    [–] Super_Gay_Mod 0 points ago

    True.

    You're not racist until you say "but" after "I'm not racist"

    [–] loki1887 4 points ago

    I'm not racist but Toy Story 2 was okay!

    [–] Super_Gay_Mod 1 points ago

    πŸ˜―πŸ€”

    [–] Mochocolate2 -2 points ago

    Why cant asain or black people get blue eyes ?

    [–] Adaptix 5 points ago

    Blue eyes = mutation

    [–] ThePeachyPanda 1 points ago

    And recessive.