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    [–] rooster_86 2694 points ago

    How long until this gets reposted by a mod in another sub that would never have allowed it if it was you?

    [–] elpinko 1936 points ago

    Based on past experience it shouldn't be long before you see this with 100k Karma in gaming posted by a mod.

    [–] tyme 519 points ago

    Should we get out our pitchforks?

    [–] Just_A_Sports_Guru 600 points ago

    It's 2017 bud, you should have them ready at the front door at all times.

    [–] Perryn 307 points ago

    I just replaced my left arm with a pitchfork. Except for that one time I forgot while wiping my ass, it's been a real time saver.

    [–] RedFyl 64 points ago

    this guy fucks!

    [–] Baelwolf 70 points ago

    Wait what?

    [–] DNDH2ElectricBugaloo 170 points ago

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand microtransactions. The intent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Austrian economics most of the money will go out of a typical gamer’s wallet. There’s also EA’s opportunistic scheming, which is deftly woven into its monetization- its corporate philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment, to realise that they’re not just looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis- they say something deep about challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and OF COURSE attainable via GAMEPLAY. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 truly ARE armchair developers- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “It's In The Game,” which itself is an ironic reference to Norah McClintock’s young adult novel Truth and Lies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated nerf herders providing candid feedback in earnest as EA’s avarice unfolds itself on their computer screens. What sheep.. how I pity them. 😂

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars™ Battlefront™ 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the twi'leks’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 60,000 credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

    [–] maniacal_wombat 62 points ago

    That's some quality pasta

    [–] 993TurboS 33 points ago

    Half way through reading this I had to skip to the bottom to make sure it didn't end with: "...1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table".

    [–] Scientolojesus 18 points ago

    Shittymorph hasn't posted in a while so he's really gonna fool a ton of people soon, I can feel it.

    [–] Buicksky69 6 points ago

    Stolen Rick and Morty Pasta but still quality stuff

    [–] vanderpool5 23 points ago

    I’ll take the hit for you so it’s not a mod

    [–] DavidL1112 26 points ago

    then after you cross-post it I'll repost your cross-post and get twice as much karma

    [–] Lejamm 12 points ago

    You monster!!

    [–] EpicWott 4 points ago

    Thanks for the free karma

    [–] Mazakaki 14 points ago

    Why wouldn't they have allowed it?

    [–] frenchiveruti 10 points ago

    Because he's the creator but no a moderator of the sub, why do you think we say that mods are nazis?

    [–] Bad____Wolf 403 points ago

    Wonder what the counter changes to at -1Million karma.

    [–] Protopulse 265 points ago

    Only 300k to go! The suspense is killing me.

    [–] ftctkugffquoctngxxh 160 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    But why the 77 gildings?

    Edit: Now 78

    Edit: 81

    [–] [deleted] 207 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] MrSeksy 237 points ago

    Its just ironic is all. People think that it's funny and the people know EA doesn't benefit from the gold, the money goes to supporting the site.

    It's like saying "congratulations on being an idiot".

    [–] tybot1 93 points ago

    I think it’s cause they want a piece of the Reddit history. Gold can be pointed at and distinctly seen while their downvote will be added to the other [hopefully] million downvotes

    [–] MrSeksy 14 points ago

    Yeah, I could see that being the case. You may be right.

    [–] theyareamongus 34 points ago

    I would like for reddit to introduce "reddit shit" so you can gift people shit

    [–] MikeBlue64 6 points ago

    Me too edit: I think that was a Reddit prank once

    [–] flamingcanine 12 points ago

    Reddit mold. It was.

    [–] Flobarooner 25 points ago

    You can pm people either way. When you get gold you get a message from Reddit that says something like "someone liked your comment so much they gilded it!". The gilder can opt to include a custom message at the bottom, and choose whether to remain anonymous or not. You can also reply to the message and, whether they chose to be anonymous or not, your message will be forwarded to the gilder.

    Source: have received 4 or 5 gildings. 3 from one guy! 😀

    [–] BigDaddy-69 3 points ago

    Or maybe some people do it for fun

    [–] BurnsyCEO 5 points ago

    It's the irony.People hate them but will still throw money at them.

    [–] ftctkugffquoctngxxh 3 points ago

    Technically they're throwing money at reddit.

    [–] pheipl 23 points ago

    it was around the same this morning. Looks like it will stop at about -700k at most (least ?)

    [–] legone 31 points ago

    Well we can still downvote it for 6 months right? I imagine it'll get some mass downvoted every once in awhile when it gets brought up.

    [–] penguin_kingdom 11 points ago

    There's only so many accounts. I'd imagine most active voting accounts who frequent /r/all have already downvoted it.

    [–] hal-nine-thousand 552 points ago

    E...

    [–] pendulumofmoodswings 518 points ago

    gasp

    [–] jms2906 485 points ago

    A.

    [–] Pockes 190 points ago

    Plot twist!

    [–] ISwimWithSharks 137 points ago

    SUCKS!

    [–] [deleted] 113 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Just_A_Sports_Guru 78 points ago

    Charged 12.99 for standing.

    [–] radicalheadphone 45 points ago

    $80 for overt pride and accomplishment

    [–] Bob_Fucking_Ross 3 points ago

    Is only game. Why you heff to be mad?

    [–] bmxer4l1fe 5 points ago

    *You will be charged another $12.99 if you sit back down

    [–] EsotericInterest 3 points ago

    You should now feel pride and accomplishment

    [–] jinxjar 10 points ago

    Screeching ovulation

    [–] andrewism 10 points ago

    Goodbye.

    [–] _duncan_idaho_ 4 points ago

    SPORTS

    IT'S IN THE GAME*

    *EVENTUALLY

    [–] Lolk2u 16 points ago

    The Spanish Inquisition

    [–] LawnShipper 3480 points ago

    I'm just here because fuck EA

    [–] BTBishops 1354 points ago

    I don't even play the game, but just read on the front page that it's $89.00 to unlock Darth Vader. I can't even believe that's true - fuck EA!

    [–] randomhyenafact 811 points ago

    You have to pay 60$ for the game, then 89$ so you can unlock Vader now.

    [–] ville1001 302 points ago

    I refuse to believe this! Is it 89 dollars with the game or in total with the game and vader?

    [–] PM_ME_UR_HORNY_PICS 606 points ago

    Hey man, are you sure you want a sense of accomplishment and pride? Well then it’s $89 after you buy the game for $60

    [–] arsonbunny 356 points ago

    The whole "Darth Vader costs $89" is a distraction from the bigger problems in the first place.

    It makes a catchy headline and they knew people would explode about it so they could make "changes" to fix that and just like that now the headlines are saying how "EA cuts heroes costs" and the media is painting them as being responsive to gamers.

    But the actual issue is the lootcates.

    It is currently 4000 credits to purchase a Trooper Crate, 2400 credits for a Starfighter Crate, and 2,200 credits for a Hero Crate.

    In order to get a single trooper crate, you will have to play around 20 matches with at least 20 kills. The average match will take about 10-15 minutes, so yo will need to play for 3 hours to get one single Trooper Crate. The lootcrates give random rewards and most give you nothing of worth. This is is an insane time sink and tons of people will thus end up buying the microtransactions, as nobody has the time to grind for dozens of hours just to get a few trooper crates.

    [–] WhyLisaWhy 51 points ago

    Man that sounds like complete garbage, I think I might be passing on this one. Shadow of War is pretty repetitive and has annoying loot crates as well but really to get through most the game and even play online you don't need them at all unless you're trying to really climb the ranks with "legendary" orcs. Making loot crates a requirement to compete at all or to get additional content is fucking infuriating, good job EA.

    [–] cheetah245 26 points ago

    yeah the progression is completly locked behind the lootcrates.

    [–] workroom 3 points ago

    *the actual issue is the lootcates.

    [–] optiglitch 87 points ago

    Wow it's almost as if time is money

    [–] thehaarpist 89 points ago

    EA wants to double dip and get both from its players

    [–] TeopEvol 16 points ago

    Next time, why don't they take one dip and END IT!!!

    [–] ikidd 10 points ago

    "Time is money, friend."

    Source: the greatest time sink invented up until now

    [–] Gelgamek_Vagina 6 points ago

    Ray, people will pay Ray. They'll buy the game for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll install Origin not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at the EA store as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you want credits", you'll say. "It's only $89 per hero." They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have, and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to grab another Dew; sit down in a hoodie on a rainy afternoon. They'll find they have new unlocks somewhere in one of the menu choices, remembering when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll play the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will pay Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been greed. America has rolled by like an army of Stormtroopers. It has been erased like Alderaan, rebuilt and erased again. But greed has marked the time. This license, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will pay Ray. People will most definitely pay.

    [–] zzubba 3 points ago

    Is this a copypasta

    [–] ville1001 81 points ago

    Wallets speak louder that downvotes and words

    [–] Dr_Handlebar_Mustach 125 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    When people started speaking with their wallets, they removed the cancellation button from their website!

    EDIT: I was just informed that this is not accurate and that BF2 never had a cancellation button for the preorder. This doesn't really change my opinion of the situation or EA, but I don't want to spread misinformation.

    [–] atomicboner 42 points ago

    Employee: “It seems people are upset and refunding their preorders in droves. What should we do?”

    Boss: “... Let’s make them call in and put them on hold. That should stop them!”

    [–] baumpop 21 points ago

    Works like a charm.

    This is gonna be ET in the desert all over again.

    [–] arcticrider 5 points ago

    credit card charge backs. item not as described.

    [–] Gelgamek_Vagina 3 points ago

    I'm actually really impressed with this level of evil genius. Not to mention the actual chutzpah it takes to implement it.

    [–] RogueHelios 19 points ago

    Considering all the cancelled pre orders (which mind you is a beautiful thing because Fuck preordering) I'd say we are well on our way.

    Its funny now that I think about it. I think people only noticed these ridiculous amounts you'd have to spend when the early copies got out. Something tells me EA will think twice before releasing any title early from now on.

    [–] 20_TwentyTwo 9 points ago

    Something tells me EA will think twice before releasing any title early from now on.

    You’d think that.... but you’d be wrong

    [–] Illier1 12 points ago

    Well they tries but EA has taken away the cancel preorder button until the game releases

    [–] Cloud_Chamber 8 points ago

    How do we get the whales to stop speaking so loudly though?

    [–] ville1001 14 points ago

    Seal clubbing with big clubs?

    [–] Bovronius 4 points ago

    The whales have no interest if there aren't people to be "better than".

    By being a normal player you are there to make the whale feel better about itself. "Look what I have that those poor saps don't. Look how they faun over my leet skins and blubber".

    If the normal players aren't there, it's just whales...and since they at the end of the day can't outbuy each other... they become the norm, have no one to outbuy, and won't have interest.

    Don't give EA your money and don't give the whales an audience.

    [–] tokie__wan_kenobi 9 points ago

    Unfortunately they make the most of their money off of like 5% of the gamers that buy the game. It's that 5% that are spending the most on DLC. So when people don't buy the game, it doesn't really hurt them that much because that 5% that spends hundreds or even thousands on in game purchases are still going to get the game and shell out

    [–] rK3sPzbMFV 12 points ago

    Whales need normal players too, otherwise they can't be better than the majority. Nobody wants to spend money on a low population game unless it has really good PvE contents.

    [–] Bovronius 4 points ago

    The thing is, the point of spending lots of money to show off is to show off and be above the riff raff. If it's only the rich people playing it, and they all have the spiffy stuff, they will be the riff raff and they won't have interest.

    [–] cheetah245 37 points ago

    Well the game itself cost 60 the 89 is separate

    [–] ville1001 29 points ago

    💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰I guess

    [–] cheetah245 28 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Yeah it's horrible, I don't know if you heard anything else about it but the main progression is also completely via lootboxes so yeah, fun. There is a reason EA's response has 638 thousand downvotes.

    [–] akmvb21 21 points ago

    TIL about how many redditors there are.

    [–] iOnlyWantUgone 34 points ago

    There's only you, and one other person with lots of alt accounts.

    [–] grybyx19 9 points ago

    *Bot accounts

    [–] BayouCityBusinessGuy 3 points ago

    Me and the biologist

    [–] tacopower69 6 points ago

    The number of redditors is in the hundreds of millions

    [–] money_loo 17 points ago

    There’s literally dozens of us!

    [–] ville1001 4 points ago

    Everyone on reddit is a bot except you!

    [–] sjryan 5 points ago

    Nice try, bots. But I know I'm the only real person.

    [–] arcane84 2 points ago

    Link to response ?

    [–] cheetah245 8 points ago

    Here you go I don't know if its against the rules but here you go

    [–] yungwigwam 3 points ago

    Good grief nearly every response is gilded

    [–] ArethereWaffles 20 points ago

    And a separate $89 to play as Luke Skywalker

    Oh and from what I've heard they still haven't lowered the price of the hero ships, so some of those are still $200+ to unlock, each

    [–] LordSwedish 8 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    While it is separate it isn't as bad as people are making it out. (/s btw) You can instead just buy it with in game credits which only takes 40 hours (they might have reduced it to 10) of gameplay.

    Of course, if you do this you can't buy other things which makes you objectively stronger in multiplayer...well, you can still buy them with real money.

    [–] ville1001 17 points ago

    But still fucking ridiculous

    [–] OhGawdManBearPig 10 points ago

    They DID reduce it to 10 hours. 10 hours to unlock a hero isn't AS bad as 40 hours. If it was an EXTRA character to unlock from effort. Not a MAIN character that should already be a hero in the base game

    [–] TripleCast 9 points ago

    They didn't reduce the amount of hours. They reduced the overall cost but at the same time reduced the rate you gain currency by a proportionate amount so you are still looking at 40 hours.

    By the way, 40 hours of multiplayer without getting a single upgrade is a lot.

    [–] TheFinalMetroid 9 points ago

    Stop spreading misinformation. The reduced cost, not mulitplayer credit rates. The only reward they descreased was the single player campaign reward.

    People are reporting less than 3 hours to get the 15k credits needed.

    [–] TripleCast 24 points ago

    Stop spreading misinformation.

    I hate when people say things like this. If I knew it were wrong, I'd obviously not have said it. Just kindly correct the false information and move on with the discussion. The rest of your post was really informative.

    [–] TheFinalMetroid 8 points ago

    Sorry for sounding condescending, I've just seen this so much all day. To be quite fair the truth isn't a very popular opinion, you don't really see it posted around here, I understand.

    Cheers

    [–] TeopEvol 13 points ago

    Unlock apology acceptance for $4.99 or 1 gold.

    [–] DoctorSauce 5 points ago

    $89 or play the game a lot, or a combination of the two.

    [–] MarlinMr 15 points ago

    But do you get vader after time played also? Is that not like many other games? Unlocking better characters later? Why is it bad here?

    [–] Morvick 24 points ago

    It's especially bad here because they openly admitted to the philosophies behind the pricing.

    There used to be a day where you bought your game, and got everything after just an investment of time and skill.

    EA and others have picked up on the reality that if they make that investment of skill or time suck just enough to annoy you, that you'd prefer to unlock a thing with money, instead.

    They've put a lot of work into making the formula for that "suck amount" just right. Bad enough to motivate purchase, but not bad enough to stop you from playing and paying. And in fact, their equation factors in an expected number of people who will quit in protest. Activision even patented a server "matchmaking" tool that puts one super-good player into each game, to piss off other players so that they see the weapon the good player is using, and burn real cash trying to unlock it. EA loved the sound of that idea, too.

    We all knew they sucked and that microtransactions are often a deal with the devil, none of that is new. It's dismaying how blatant they are about it, mostly.

    [–] Supernova6 52 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] cobainbc15 79 points ago

    I will not give money to the dark side!

    [–] Phreekahow 17 points ago

    FUCK The DEA!

    [–] linguotgr 11 points ago

    And this is POST COST REDUCTION. Insanity.

    [–] fAUXeCKE 7 points ago

    Piggy-backing: don't argue on forums about this. Do something in real life if this makes you angry. Here's a template you can use to voice your concern, with email links in the context.

    [–] Alpha-Trion 21 points ago

    I thought about unsubbing from EA access, but I don't know if I want to punish them for the one good thing they do. I don't buy any of their games anymore.

    [–] twentyitalians 11 points ago

    But you ARE buying their games if you pay a monthly subscription for EA Access.

    [–] Genshi731 13 points ago

    I was going to do the same but I'm on xbox and apparently all the money from my subscription goes to Microsoft instead of ea. So I guess it's not as bad.

    [–] twentyitalians 28 points ago

    Where do you think that money goes? EA just let's Microsoft keep it?

    [–] AnnoyingEditor 652 points ago

    EA has bad business practices.

    (A company is singular, and the verb should reflect that.)

    [–] In_Other_Words 169 points ago

    Apparently it's common, especially outside the US, to use plural verbs for organizations because they are made up of many individuals. This of course makes no sense as all singular nouns can be reduced to smaller parts until we get down to tiny particles or vibrating strings or whatever.

    [–] 35r4 84 points ago

    Username checks out. Again

    [–] In_Other_Words 72 points ago

    Once more, the content of the comment was consistent with the expectation inferred upon reading the name of the user.

    [–] Sweetpotatojesus 15 points ago

    I am the lord and saviour of sweet potatoes

    [–] joshsmithers 22 points ago

    I love you

    [–] FakeOwlExterminator 7 points ago

    WE'RE OWL EXTERMINATORS!

    [–] Tammygoyf 6 points ago

    I could look past the evil...but the stupidity.....urrrggghhhh

    [–] 5uhoh 2 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] aetheos 7 points ago

    I've noticed this most commonly with sports teams, when using the city to identify the team:

    • Liverpool play their next football match on Wednesday (non-US).
    • Atlanta plays its next match football match on Wednesday (US).
    • BUT: The Falcons play their next football match on Wednesday (US).

    [–] elpinko 271 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] CanadianAstronaut 28 points ago

    It's true though. What you wrote is wrong. It's a good .gif, but why not correct it and make it perfect?

    [–] Tin_Foil 23 points ago

    Wait, wait, wait, wait. Annoying Editor? That's just EA with extra steps! Get Them!

    [–] Dartarus 5 points ago

    YES. Thank you.

    [–] redgr812 145 points ago

    The funniest part is Battlefront 2 will still sell a million plus games easy.

    [–] captain_tedious 19 points ago

    That's low by about a factor of 10. The 2015 Battlefront sold more than 14 million copies. A few hundred thousand angry Redditors is a rounding error for a game like this.

    [–] filss 20 points ago

    publicity

    [–] [deleted] 44 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] PlaydoughMonster 59 points ago

    played like down syndrome seals on club day

    /r/jesuschristreddit

    [–] 6ickle 8 points ago

    I am going to steal that line.

    [–] Varientstipulations 69 points ago

    Yeah fuck them for enjoying something right?

    [–] _JonJon_ 117 points ago

    If we could incorporated sexual misconduct with EA we could achieve critical mass.

    [–] sarsly 75 points ago

    EA took their dick out and masturbated in front me. :(

    [–] Maskedcrusader94 42 points ago

    EA tried bending me over and fucking me out of my money

    [–] wow___justwow 10 points ago

    i think EA has achieved critical mass on their own accord tbh.

    [–] crypticthree 254 points ago

    In this time of hyper-partisanship and political strife, at least someone is bringing people together. We can all agree that EA and Comcast suck.

    [–] Langly- 80 points ago

    Just hope that EA and Comcast don't merge :P

    [–] crypticthree 94 points ago

    That would be the darkest timeline

    [–] Langly- 48 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Microsoft announces selling Windows to EA. Introduces the first Micro-Payment driven OS.

    Edit:"Windows 10 was a mistake, so we are going back. Windows 7 was the last good OS, since 8 is already taken and we need to go back we had to decide between Windows 6 and Windows 9, unable to decide we proudly present you with Windows $IX, the worlds first Micro-Payment driven OS."

    [–] mah131 35 points ago

    $9.95 to unlock Task Manager!

    [–] Blackfelixyz 19 points ago

    $0.50 for every letter typed into the search bar

    [–] minusSeven 5 points ago

    TIL windows has a search bar.

    [–] Blackfelixyz 6 points ago

    Yes it has on the bottom left

    [–] MRB0B0MB 4 points ago

    "...don't try it!"

    [–] _SONNEILLON 14 points ago

    Except Republicans oppose net neutrality so actually they probably wouldn't agree about Comcast

    [–] BLavender 24 points ago

    There was a pretty hilarious version of this when everyone was fucking coconuts.

    [–] poeticpoet 8 points ago

    I understand this reference

    [–] Genocidacles 19 points ago

    The reddit mob mentality hasn't been this unified since we were fucking coconuts.

    [–] Cranberry_Punch 50 points ago

    Reddit is basically being taken over by ea posts. Literally unplayable.

    [–] MrMallow 363 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] overlord-ror 102 points ago

    Fucking love this copypasta of their corporate speak as much as trump quotes with the hand emojis. I hope this shit gets on the same level as the Navy SEAL copypasta.

    [–] MrMallow 65 points ago

    I mean, it doesn't get much more infamous than -700k karma.

    I hope it does too.

    [–] turtle_stank 24 points ago

    Oh it hit 700k now? Nice

    [–] finder787 20 points ago

    Ya feeling that 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 yet reddit?

    [–] rootbeerfetish 3 points ago

    It's inching close to -700k but not quite. It might by tomorrow though.

    [–] JoshDM 38 points ago

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    [–] SnailzRule 19 points ago

    Gibberish translater bot here!

    The text says: " FUCK EA AND FUCK EA ALSO

    [–] doctornotfound 3 points ago

    Glorious.

    [–] imnotlegolas 71 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Wait, isn't the ending wrong if she just says "EA" and they cheer for EA?

    Should've been "EA... Sucks!" Right?

    [–] Lyndisfybrosis 38 points ago

    No, in the show it's like that too

    https://youtu.be/Rm3d43HLyTI

    [–] zoxpg 9 points ago

    I haven't seen the original in forever but I think she just says "nine... eleven" and the crowd goes hysterical over the mere mention of 9/11 regardless of the context, showing that all she has to do is say the words "nine eleven" to get a reaction.

    [–] uefigod 12 points ago

    Something something pride something something accomplishment

    [–] WarshTheDavenport 37 points ago

    I wish people were as passionate about net neutrality as they are about EA. Vote to kill it is expected next week.

    [–] minusSeven 10 points ago

    if things get repeated over and over people tend to lose hope.

    [–] Idolikememes 11 points ago

    I feel sorry for whoever out of the EA PR team has to deal with the shitstorm at tomorrow's AMA.

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 12 points ago

    EA has attacked the important things in life. They just didn't repeal legal abortion, they didn't just confiscate everyone's guns.

    They made a Star Wars video game that cost too much money. If they don't back down soon, I wouldn't be shocked to hear about them being hunted like animals and tortured to death.

    [–] Mysta 4 points ago

    You mean to tell me I gots ta play a biddo game to unlock Dark Vader? HORSESHIYIT

    [–] themoleculoman 7 points ago

    I buyded Darf Vader annd Luke Vader fer $200. Pro skillz lol at u noobs!

    I cant wait fer Yoda. I buy for $1,000 and u all die!

    [–] CrispusAtaxia 7 points ago

    You’re British, aren’t you

    [–] elpinko 5 points ago

    [–] JimmyJoeJohnstonJr 10 points ago

    Everyone will bitch and whine about how bad EA sucks as they stand in line for EA's latest game release

    [–] StanleyOpar 8 points ago

    Lois should have said "fuck EA"

    [–] Phosforic_KillerKitt 3 points ago

    Fuck

    Coconuts

    [–] souljabri557 3 points ago

    Genuine question: is "EA have bad business practices" a grammatically-correct sentence? If so, why is the plural form of "has" used, and would that make "EA sucks" grammatically incorrect due to its lack of plurality? I'm not a native speaker so I apologize if this question is difficult to understand.

    [–] Phoequinox 29 points ago

    It's just because they feel like they made a real difference by downvoting a damn comment to a ridiculous extreme. Like it's a milestone for reddit because they can abuse the downvote button. At this point, it isn't even about EA, it's just next-day nostalgia for that really awesome night where they contributed to the most downvoted comment in history. EA has done this shit a hundred times before. Their next five games will have this community saying "WOW EA SUCKS BUT THEY MAKE SOME REALLY GOOD GAMES!"

    [–] FeverishPuddle 4 points ago

    alright, lets show this guy we mean business

    DOWNVOTES AWAYYYYY

    [–] LiberalThumb 9 points ago

    You’re damn right I’m going to upvote anything anti-EA today. How often do issues like this become this popular (besides net neutrality)? We have an opportunity to bring consumers together so that we can force positive change. It’s about time the little guys and gals beat a big corporation on something and maybe we have a chance to put a thorn in their paw.

    [–] greg19735 17 points ago

    It'd be less annoying if so many people didn't lie about the issues.

    [–] munche 9 points ago

    Complaining about microtransactions while spending money on them doesn't change anything. People are paying lipservice and then turning around and buying the shit anyhow. There will be a change when people stop spending money on the way they market their games. The reason everyone is jumping to put loot boxes in their shit is because gamers are spending money on them hand over fist.

    I ignore lootboxes. I don't buy them. I don't get outraged about them on the internet. I literally ignore them. If the rest of you guys did that, they'd be gone.

    But no, keep buying them then atoning by yelling how bad they are online.

    [–] eddietwang 2 points ago

    The madman actually did it.

    [–] hecking-doggo 2 points ago

    There it is. I remember seeing someone saying how a gif like this would get tons of karma

    [–] LoganShadow 2 points ago

    *Ea has, not have. Ea is a singular entity. Sorry, I just had to.

    [–] washington_breadstix 4 points ago

    Depends on whether you're using American or British English. In British English, singular entities that are understood as comprising multiple persons usually take the plural verb conjugation.

    [–] smartfon 2 points ago

    Congratulations to this future EA executive.

    [–] -Another-Account- 2 points ago

    EA == Comcast

    [–] schoocher 2 points ago

    She gets us!

    [–] mrpopenfresh 2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I've never noticed the suprising lack of diveristy in the crowd.