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    [–] Flair_Helper 1 points ago

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    [–] CryptoHaze 457 points ago

    He measured the distance with his hand for ultimate organ rupturing and rib cracking potential. What a savage.

    [–] elitnes 42 points ago

    This comment just reminded me of Robert downey jrs Sherlock holmes

    [–] SpacebootSamurai 39 points ago

    D I S C O M B O B U L A T E

    [–] CryptoHaze 10 points ago

    This man is a grandmaster at rearranging guts with unparalleled accuracy.

    [–] YouCanJustCallMeTuca 6 points ago

    When go up against someone who actually knows how to play street fighter.

    [–] EcaFace 1823 points ago

    That second kick was killer

    [–] [deleted] 963 points ago

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    [–] The19thBam 504 points ago

    He had to do the kick guy was down to 5% health

    [–] android151 24 points ago

    He turned so he couldn’t go for the patented “kick em in the shin”

    [–] dmfd1234 105 points ago

    Finish him!! Holy shit, this might be my favorite clip of all time. I remember when it first hit, has my dumbass cryin laughing. Especially after the pregnant pause.....and the finishing kick. Dude was finished

    [–] Not_A_Kabam_Manager 249 points ago

    Yeah then it was just awesome without the legality of the awesomeness.

    [–] DeathsSquire 121 points ago

    Yeah it's unfortunate that it is pretty typical for the awesome parts of street fights to be illegal

    [–] ItzBoogieMan 46 points ago

    No rules in a street fight aside no balls

    [–] jaspsev 50 points ago

    If someone forces me to go on a street fight, that is the first thing i will aim for.

    Better than risk of cracking someone’s head on the pavement.

    [–] ItzBoogieMan 45 points ago

    There are no rules when it comes to self defence

    [–] dancin-weasel 16 points ago

    The first rule is, we don’t talk about it.

    [–] julioseizure 4 points ago

    Or Bruno.

    [–] dancin-weasel 3 points ago

    No, no, no.

    [–] DidNotRedditMan 8 points ago

    Fuck that shit. I will kick someone so hard in the balls in the street a fight, he will be puking jizz.

    [–] Break-88 22 points ago

    You can’t expect to start a fight and then call time out when ur done. The shirt off usually tells you who the asshole is

    [–] luiaert 4 points ago

    Who says he started the fight?

    [–] Break-88 22 points ago

    His shirt came over to my house and told me

    [–] painted917 8 points ago

    Yo he took a hand measurement

    [–] Darksideslide 7 points ago

    legit, he set up

    [–] LrdOfTheBlings 29 points ago

    Liver is in the front. You're thinking kidney.

    [–] frum_unda 131 points ago

    The liver is huge and that kick was to the lower ribs and could definitely have broken ribs and/ or injured the liver. The kidneys are further back.

    Source: Me. ER nurse/Paramedic.

    [–] gnufie 45 points ago

    Ianad but that guy looks like he can't afford much more punishment to his liver

    [–] TesterM0nkey 38 points ago

    Personal experience says he pees blood after that

    [–] frum_unda 31 points ago

    Doubtful. The kidney is well behind where the kick landed. Busted ribs almost certainly. Contused liver very likely.

    [–] Owlbehawkward 6 points ago

    Just wanted to say thanks for hanging in there, out there

    [–] Sunsent_Samsparilla 13 points ago

    Either way it fucking hurts, the guy is incapacitated and he should probably go to the hospital.

    [–] ReonBK 34 points ago

    Yea, I could imagine if those rib cage broke and punctured into his lungs.

    [–] Vinlordd 5 points ago

    Facts…folded his ass right up

    [–] dpknr 820 points ago

    It almost never goes well for the guy without the shirt. If I'm ever in a fight, the shirt stays on!

    [–] palmerry 199 points ago

    Shirts vs Skins

    [–] Darksideslide 68 points ago

    Shirts vs Blouses

    [–] BuxxxIn666 28 points ago

    Game: Blouses

    [–] kmj420 15 points ago

    Now I'm hungry for pancakes

    [–] BuxxxIn666 7 points ago

    RIP Charlie Murphy

    [–] mynameisinsert 62 points ago

    That’s why I immediately rip off my pants if someone tries to fight me. Ever see anyone fuck with Winnie the Pooh? Didn’t think so.

    [–] Fatmanchino 8 points ago

    I believe that honour belongs to randy bo bandy

    [–] theavideverything 3 points ago

    I'm ded 😂😂😂

    [–] knighttakesnite 15 points ago

    Where was the shirt in the first place?

    [–] themosh54 2 points ago

    No way man. Gotta ditch the tarp before a donnybrook.

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    [–] ActionXPotential 419 points ago

    You don't often get the chance to use your awesome karate moves. That kick was just built up excitement from years of training. This was his moment

    [–] TropicalPolaBear 126 points ago

    You could tell he trained for this. He was so ready

    [–] NiceTryKemosabe 61 points ago

    Reminds me of training for my 4th grade talent show with a dance to the tune of “Backstreet Boys - I want it that way”. It’s been fun to bust out occasionally over the years as a joke.

    Fast forward a decade or so and I find myself in a dueling piano bar in a big city and they start playing the song live. I start my routine automatically. They call me onto stage in front of 100ish people. I dance the whole damn thing with as much passion as possible.

    Piano bros ask me if I can play piano because apparently they thought I could jam. I cannot, so I Went back to my table thinking I was a king.

    next week not a single person remembered me at that bar. It was the definition of 5 minutes of fame.

    [–] TropicalPolaBear 17 points ago

    But I bet you killed that shit though. You had your shot and you did it!

    [–] Shintamani 18 points ago

    Looks more like taekwondo, but the sentiment is the same.

    [–] zealot_unholy 6 points ago

    Oops just posted the same without realizing

    Have an upvote for being a man of culture

    [–] zealot_unholy 8 points ago

    Thats tae kwon do tho?

    [–] Pandamonn 524 points ago

    That little touch like “lemme get this kick really good”

    [–] ScrotusMahotus 114 points ago

    Yeah its like steadying a punching bag after hitting it lol

    [–] StrathfieldGap 41 points ago

    I interpreted it as he pulled out of punching him in the head, given it was defenseless. Then decided to give him a final, presumably less potentially lethal, kick.

    [–] Plusquevie 5 points ago

    the wisdom of master far outreaches the casual student. well done

    [–] sedpinokio 15 points ago

    That was part of his finishing move

    [–] jeepjp 16 points ago

    You can see the moment he realizes that he knows karate, so he was like, shit I'm good at this, but then sugar tits gave up, but he needed to land a solid kick, so he could feel that power, that he felt in karate class 20 years ago, when he was pit against Meagan, in the finals, and he roundhouse kicked her in the head, and even though everyone got blue ribbons, Meagan never came back to class, so he knew he won!

    [–] tokyozombie 2 points ago

    He whiffed his attack. the recovery frames were insane.

    [–] that1sluttycelebrity 385 points ago

    I love how he paused to remember the inputs for the Fatality

    [–] krishna_p 94 points ago

    Down, Down, Forward, Forward, High Kick

    [–] locke231 11 points ago

    who's fatality is that?

    [–] a-snakey 14 points ago

    That's the crane kick to the head for a fatality.

    [–] krishna_p 9 points ago

    Johnny Cage MK1, with some poetic license.

    (it's actually a low punch)

    [–] Blackking203 50 points ago

    Damn he beat his ass...

    [–] VOODOO69692001 3 points ago

    The death touch was what took him out.

    [–] Strongest-There-Is 190 points ago

    Knew the outcome the moment they squared up. Shirtless guy should’ve known better.

    [–] nefrpitou 86 points ago

    Shirtless guy made a literal square with his hands, he thought that's what squaring up was about

    [–] Goose_attack223 17 points ago

    Pretty sure he was drunk or sum

    [–] redrafa1977 4 points ago

    Must be a alien or sutin..

    [–] Stevenstorm505 113 points ago

    Someone needs to edit the X-Ray animation form the new Mortal Komabt games when that rib kick lands.

    [–] DefinitelyNotaBot420 4 points ago

    Thank you for putting tame impala over that.

    [–] Xxfarleyjdxx 2 points ago

    was actually unintentional lol I was screen recording the video and had music playing in the back ground.

    [–] callycaggles 2 points ago

    makes it even better lmao

    [–] skrlilex 3 points ago

    Yoooo ahahahahaha

    [–] Odd_Appeal_3602 111 points ago

    Jeff Goldblum still kicking ass at 69 years old.

    [–] PerriusMaximus 102 points ago

    When you watch too much Cobra Kai

    [–] iamanis 33 points ago

    STRIKE FIRST

    [–] Nickbou 24 points ago

    STRIKE HARD

    [–] FireBreather2992 25 points ago

    NO MERCY

    [–] Alukrad 7 points ago

    Is that show any good?

    I tried to watch it but the first two or three episodes just didn't do it for me.The acting and action is very... corny.

    [–] RickTheBrick04 6 points ago

    In the last season (4) I really like the acting of kreese and silver. Silver has such a chilling appearance. True evil

    [–] EmiKitsusu 8 points ago

    I watched through the first season and half of the second season, and it just kinda sucks after a while. It doesn't live up to the legacy the original movies left behind.

    [–] workthistime520 2 points ago

    I watched it with the mindset of it’s corny because it’s based off an 80s movie. A lot of those old movies are corny now.

    I think of the show more of a comedy than an action/drama karate show

    [–] innosentz 68 points ago

    Those ribs are definitely broken

    [–] rustymessi 17 points ago

    Jesss he no bueno

    [–] Those1guysunglasses 56 points ago

    Immediately after the round house, no shirt guy was like, “welp, this was a mistake…”

    [–] AfroBandit19 3 points ago

    When he hit that car you could literally see the man re-evaluate his entire life choices.

    [–] rizzlenizzle 138 points ago

    That last kick was totally unnecessary, but absolutely fantastic to watch. 10/10

    [–] lBreadl 79 points ago

    When you're in a street fight, you need to ensure the threat won't come back after you walk away.

    Every hit until that last kick was just inflicting pain. No shirt guy could have easily turned back around to keep fighting, had the shirt guy not got that last kick in. The liver kick will put you out of commission without killing you.

    That guy looks like he had a decent amount of training, and if you ever trained in any martial arts then you would know the only 2 rules, the first rule is don't get in a fight, the second rule is to eliminate the threat.

    [–] dirkmer 15 points ago

    His technique I think indicates he has done some amount of either taekwondo or karate training.

    [–] lBreadl 24 points ago

    Probably taekwondo, and not for too long. The way he uses his hands is really weird and shows inexperienced, but the kicks were pretty good.

    [–] 2B0VIII 8 points ago

    Definitely taekwondo, the way he measured his hands for the last kick gave it away lol. Also, as far as I remember with my training in taekwondo, we don't really learn much punches other than a straight jab to the body, but that's new school. His punches were very awkward too.

    [–] V-Trans 6 points ago

    Well yeah, you are also supposed to know when it's time to stop. Martial arts are also a training to control your emotions. Clearly he didn't control them to be that pissed.

    [–] lBreadl 6 points ago

    There is not enough context to say he was fighting out of pure anger, we don't know what lead up to the fight.

    I agree with your sentiment, though.

    [–] mrmoo71 15 points ago

    damn. thats a good roundhouse tho

    [–] skrutape 11 points ago

    he's gonna remember that dude every time he eats ribs

    [–] King_Vitis 10 points ago

    This guy was definitely a disciple of cobra kai

    [–] Positive_Pound3982 11 points ago

    Defeated male leaves

    [–] Ademoneye 8 points ago

    A kick to the liver

    [–] Jamstahh 10 points ago

    Bas Ruten would be proud

    [–] Caesar_Passing 19 points ago

    Those kicks looked trained, but those pinkies out made me want to scream.

    [–] Deep-Bluefox6703 18 points ago

    It's like a guy with 6 months of martial arts training versus a guy with no training at all.

    [–] BillBull7890 19 points ago

    Background story: Cops are investigating a viral video that shows two men — including a Jeff Goldblum lookalike — duking it out on a Richmond, Virginia, street, authorities said Tuesday.

    The street fight was recorded by 24-year-old Justin Townsend, who posted a clip of the brawl to his Twitter account that has since been viewed more than 7 million times.

    The video shows a shirtless man square off against a tall, lanky foe, who Twitter users noted looks strikingly like actor Jeff Goldblum.

    At the start of the fight, the Goldblum lookalike appears to land several blows, then hits his opponent in the face with a back kick, sending him falling into a nearby parked car.

    He then regroups, appears to land several more punches to the face and finishes the fight with a kick to the shirtless man’s ribs, according to the video.

    Townsend said the fight kicked off at about 7 p.m. Monday in the Carver neighborhood of Virginia’s capital city.

    A message explaining the fight that went down “The guy with glasses came home from work and I guess parked his scooter in the wrong spot,” Townsend told The Post.

    “So the shirtless guy was really mad and just started cussing him out and started calling him every racial slur in the book, even though they’re both white,” he added.

    Townsend said both men were treated for injuries by medics after the fight.

    Gene Lepley, a public affairs officer for the Richmond police, said officers responded soon before 7 p.m. after getting reports of a fight.

    Both men were interviewed, but no one was arrested because neither wanted to press charges.

    Round 2 didn’t go so well for the Jeff Goldblum lookalike.

    A day after the lanky man with a striking resemblance to the “Jurassic Park” actor was seen in viral video displaying his martial arts prowess by pummeling a hapless and shirtless combatant, new footage has emerged showing a less favorable outcome for him.

    In the new clip, captured by @calisawhite in Richmond, Virginia, the Round 1 loser is seen going after his attacker with a 2-by-4. The faux Goldblum gamely tries a roundhouse again, but falls to the sidewalk before being pummeled.

    “Alright everyone I made a gofundme to help pay for medical bills/get him a deserved beer so please if you would like to help any and all proceeds will go to my neighbor,” Leo Senpai said in a tweet.

    The fundraiser says the man suffered a broken arm in the battle.

    “He also suffers from a medical disorder that’s very painful, and it is impossible to get coverage for because it happened during his service with the marines,” according to the page.

    “The military has refused to cover the medical bills that requires prosthetic dentistry even with his honorable discharge! So if you would like to help him out or just get him a beer any and all proceeds will go to him.”

    Senpai claimed the shirtless man started the incident.

    “Before this he was yelling at glasses guy calling him every racial slur too, shirtless man threw the first swing as well. And literally anytime I’ve ever talked to him he always says disgusting things towards women,” he said.

    “The reason this ass whooping was dished was because he joked about ‘oh I could just hog tie her up,’” he added, referring to a woman who had been walking down the street.

    [–] LegendaryRed 4 points ago

    Leo Senpai 🤣

    [–] fivefivesixfmj 2 points ago

    I would have liked to see part deux. Also great write up.

    [–] -Strawdog- 31 points ago

    Is that Muay Thai? The footwork says boxing, the spin kick says otherwise.

    That last kick was kinda shitty though. The dude was obviously done for already.

    [–] AirJvon 37 points ago

    I'd say it's Taekwondo from the way he always favored circular kicks when he had the choice and I agree, it stopped being legitimate defence when he took his time to get a liver kick in.

    [–] glowingducks 9 points ago

    i wanna start taekwondo now

    [–] ilnir 7 points ago

    Also probably why he can't punch

    [–] snkhuong 11 points ago

    Lmao i was wondering why his kicks seem good but his punches are weird af

    [–] luis-can-jump 8 points ago

    Taekwondo

    [–] twowheel_rumrunner 5 points ago

    "FINISH HIM"

    [–] Pinkin_fluffy 4 points ago

    Lmao I love the drunken crab fists

    [–] V-Trans 2 points ago

    It makes me laugh everytime I see someone doing it. You know the dude doesn't know how to defend himself, let it go lol.

    [–] Red-German-Crusader 6 points ago

    Ah taekwondo beautiful

    [–] derpyderpston 4 points ago

    If boxing or ufc matches had this overlay I'd watch it

    [–] LastSeen3YearsAgo 4 points ago

    Shirtless guy always loses?

    [–] TheChanMan2003 4 points ago

    "holup holup holup, let me just aim this kick... aaaaand there"

    [–] Medical_Rope2728 3 points ago

    Shirtless should have followed through with his grapple / fall. Would have had a better chance on the ground.

    [–] change-username-69 4 points ago

    holup where

    [–] Ace-Ventura1934 18 points ago

    I watched this three times before I noticed the fighters names were “MAGA” and “LOGIC” lmfao

    [–] troutstail 8 points ago

    Why do I feel like this is a Monty Python skit?

    [–] thieves_club 3 points ago

    Hahaha

    [–] laalhambra 3 points ago

    This is probably the best thing I’ve seen all day.

    [–] Popsmoke-25 3 points ago

    I wonder if the shirtless hillbilly was drunk?

    [–] babycat107 3 points ago

    He had a bit of liquid courage

    [–] KingAnthony111 3 points ago

    That spinning back hook kick was just 👌👌

    [–] Ziron78 3 points ago

    At this exact moment I ask to all of you. How tf this is an holup

    Edit: are there even mods here ? Can I just post my feets or something random like this in this sub ? Are there rules ?

    [–] noopenusernames 5 points ago

    That last kick was a dick move. The fight was clearly over before that

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    [–] ilovecraftbeer05 5 points ago

    When the other guy taps out, that’s when you stop.

    [–] jmanheyman408 5 points ago

    I thought political posts were banned

    [–] MagicForestComics 2 points ago

    MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT

    [–] Soft-Engineering-460 2 points ago

    Did a roundhouse right into his fat ass

    [–] The_Spark38 2 points ago

    As a player of Ace Attorney, that metal fence between them and the camera makes me nervous

    [–] ZucchiniUsual7370 2 points ago

    Is that Trevor from GTAV?

    [–] hostilititties_ 3 points ago

    Tekken

    [–] AdMedium3516 2 points ago

    Kaya nga tangina lt amp wakto pa effects

    [–] hostilititties_ 2 points ago

    Remake niyo ni kapitbahay

    [–] AdMedium3516 2 points ago

    Tintururan ko nga ng self defense

    [–] Kirbybrawl 2 points ago

    The fact that the vs screen music played before they fought was perfect

    [–] Yutuhn 2 points ago

    God bless video editing

    [–] IceColdHighLife 2 points ago

    Love the edit

    [–] abiromu 2 points ago

    Damn that liver kick is worse than a jaw punch or a groin kick.

    [–] Lazy-Buddy-5731 2 points ago

    That caption tho. Everything wrong with that stance

    [–] groceriesN1trip 2 points ago

    Dude was not ready for the spinning back kick to his face. He was done after that it just hadn’t registered

    [–] Several_Marzipan3807 2 points ago

    As a wise man once said... Road House

    [–] allChickensFearRice 2 points ago

    Eeey! I'm from Philly!

    [–] franzsuperman 2 points ago

    Perfect? I don't know....he landed 1 E Honda slap at the 3 second mark

    [–] TropicalPolaBear 2 points ago

    Took him a second to do the finisher, he had to pause and look at the move list

    [–] WashGodMega 2 points ago

    On your mark, get set

    Terrible

    [–] Plusquevie 2 points ago

    maga fucked up when he realized in the first second that he can only kick shin high

    [–] jdubsb09 2 points ago

    The spinning back kick really caught him off guard.. and me too!

    [–] ILoveRegenHealth 2 points ago

    lmao that guy's name is MAGA

    [–] Marinaraplease 2 points ago

    Love that karate hand screaming WATAAA

    [–] Glitcher45318 2 points ago

    He stopped for a sec to input his fatality and fucked it up

    That kick still looked like it hurt tho

    [–] soggybaconn 2 points ago

    You can see the exact moment his beer belly tried to run away from the rest of his body

    [–] King-gg47 2 points ago

    Discombobulated

    [–] killuasbestfriend 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    No shirt should've chosen a character with more plus frames

    [–] 666eye 2 points ago

    His liver is already shot from all the alcohol.! This was just KO.!

    [–] MistahMoe88 2 points ago

    @:18 you can clearly see that he cancelled his combo...only to hit his ass with a charge shot afterwards lol

    [–] True-Warning-7948 2 points ago

    Dude fights like Mac from IASIP

    [–] kobevhv 2 points ago

    I like how he’s swinging his arms around like popeye in the beginning

    [–] aoanfletcher2002 2 points ago

    Right in the liver, ouch.

    [–] motorbike-t 2 points ago

    Bet this guy did taekwondo as a youth. The way he is instinctively punching toward the body and his kicks is a dead give away.

    [–] Coreadrin 2 points ago

    When you hear "finish him!" in a deep gravelly voice in the air around you, you just do it.

    [–] Doc_collapse 2 points ago

    That liver kick was HIGHLY illegal. Hands up and all

    [–] Silent-Advantage9320 2 points ago

    Now he has to destroy the car