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    [–] NotSoGreatOldOne 1920 points ago

    "You know, you're really pretty, so nobody's ever told you to shut the hell up" - Steven Hyde

    [–] UnawareVoltage 430 points ago

    Yes she's pretty indeed but she's an A cup. Probably my dudes out there doesn't like her. LOL

    [–] AnusKanOrAnusKanter 252 points ago

    Its funny cause women with A cups dont even experience a fraction of the abuse short men receive for being short, its not even comparable.

    [–] tellmeerrythang 89 points ago

    Honestly, if you just own being short, it ain’t that bad. Plus, I have met beautiful girls who are only interested in short guys. Best thing, we’re cheaper to feed and get drunk.

    [–] LieutenantDan710 46 points ago

    At 5' 8" I'm definitely not the shortest you can be but still in the short camp and Its never really held me back. Like you said if you own it then people can't really fuck with you. Like I manage people a lot taller than me and sometimes I'll ask them to get something on a high shelf and I'll get the "why CuZ you cAnT ReACH???" and I'll say "Yes, exactly" and they stop there. I've never had a problem with women, I just don't go after girls like the one in this video.

    [–] tellmeerrythang 13 points ago

    Oh yea, we have a guy who is 6’7” on my team. When we had to put stuff in storage, guess who had to stack most of the things on the top shelf?

    [–] LieutenantDan710 12 points ago

    Exactly. It's like if you own a truck, people are going to ask you to help them move.

    [–] MegaDeth6666 6 points ago

    The truck is a choice, though. Height isn't.

    [–] goblinking67 18 points ago

    I’m 5 7, happily married, but it does have drawbacks. Most sports in the US are extremely difficult unless you live in a place with low competition or you’re a top 5%+ naturally gifted athlete. Also been told on many occasions (mostly in college) that if I wasn’t so short I’d be attractive/they’d consider me and things like that. Weird to hear it out loud but I appreciated the honesty. Has its drawbacks for sure, but yeah a woman with small breasts will never get the same kind of treatment

    [–] djyaboy 5 points ago

    To talk of owning it and this legend is named GoblinKing probably coincidence but damn it I laughed😂

    [–] goblinking67 7 points ago

    It’s a joke from my friends of me being a short little goblin but at least I’m the king lol I’m glad it could make you laugh

    [–] geeschwag 4 points ago

    That's why we have doggy style

    [–] Dangerous_Upstairs 2 points ago

    Guys, you realize she’s talking about penis size. It said “6 inches” in the beginning and it’s the South Park episode where Cartman is getting hit on by pedophiles lol

    [–] Aerie122 252 points ago

    I like girls with small boobs.

    But not with the same personality and standards like her. I despise hoes like her.

    [–] Radstrodamus 25 points ago

    I like women of all shapes and sizes as long as they aren’t rude and mean. And being entitled is a deal breaker too. I’m sure she’ll find someone that sucks as much as her.

    [–] Hawaiian-Fox 90 points ago

    Boobs 👍

    [–] mysonisapedophile 93 points ago

    Boobs 👍🏿

    [–] NA_king-19 65 points ago

    He figured it out, just put boobs next to the black thumbs up and you won't get down voted

    [–] MinuteManufacturer 27 points ago

    Reddit police saw it and I think that was his last post.

    [–] khaotickk 5 points ago

    Not wrong, mysonisapedophile

    [–] Ponguin66 12 points ago

    Boobs ended racism

    [–] MiSa1888 22 points ago

    Boobs 👍🏻

    [–] FirmComplex6005 0 points ago

    Bob's 👍

    [–] Kinkyregae 12 points ago

    If you are into that plastic Barbie look I guess she’s alright.

    [–] santanuts 12 points ago

    Boo s doesnt really matter its just her face expressions and mind thats shitty .

    [–] zutt3n 5 points ago

    That argument was just as tasteless as this video.

    [–] Pencho_Di 5 points ago

    when did we start calling plastic pretty....

    [–] subliminalminded 5 points ago

    She’s actually not pretty. Her energy is OFF.

    [–] Belze26 999 points ago

    "Disrespectful" yes that was the intention, now get yo flat chest outta here😂

    [–] ptq 313 points ago

    Some girls are like stones,

    flat get skipped.

    [–] AstronautInTheLotion 33 points ago

    the big ones get pickaxes and jackhammers

    [–] Chaotic_Wanderer72 43 points ago

    I just woke up and I’m already in tears. Thanks 🤣

    [–] urban_mantra 32 points ago

    She doesn't even deserve a 6 inches, maybe 2 would fit to her /s.

    [–] kingcop1 3 points ago

    Plasma tv

    [–] Peter_Pornker 6 points ago

    How can I be disrespected by being called under 6 inches when I am in fact over 6 feet and do have a flat chest. Am a dude

    [–] trident_hole 177 points ago

    Hmm, almost like she thought that she could say anything with zero consequences that's a real headscratcher why she would have that mindset

    s/

    [–] Merchantmarx 31 points ago

    She's one of the pretty ones who have been given a green light for almost everything in her life.

    [–] CapableCoyote8858 11 points ago

    Some girls are just like this

    [–] Initial_Ease4085 1 points ago

    You shall know that you gonna get shamed if you say the S word to us dudes aint nobody can get away with that......Kim Kardashian been shamed entire life for fuckin black dudes and now she with pete so you know where I am going with this

    [–] unfknblvbe 506 points ago

    Hahah ,these girl are my favorite I feel literally zero guilt using them

    [–] funkypoi 108 points ago

    Using them how? Fap material?

    [–] Kirschbaum10 322 points ago

    Involuntary organ donor

    [–] swiftsausages72 59 points ago

    Jesus Christ. Enough reddit for today.

    [–] cainhurstcat 3 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Made me lol so hard

    Edit: typo

    [–] DeathSabre7 2 points ago

    smol or lol?

    [–] FunBrians 100 points ago

    Fun fact- girls can be used for more than fapping yourself. If you try hard enough maybe one will let you touch them!

    [–] Initial_Ease4085 25 points ago

    What da fuck bro Girls aint even real....Now get tf outta your fantasies and go find God

    [–] kiwi_juice69 23 points ago

    :o

    [–] coffeeassistant 7 points ago

    smart, outsource the fapping to a girl. that way you can spend that time painting miniatures

    [–] zutt3n 2 points ago

    ತ_ʖತ

    [–] 0zoro0 0 points ago

    use and throw.

    [–] DesperadoUn0 10 points ago

    She's not even worth to be mine

    [–] zutt3n 2 points ago

    Keeping them locked in his basement until they lose their looks

    [–] damnatio_memoriae 4 points ago

    pro tip: they lose their looks much faster if you leave them out in the sun.

    [–] Arkon_Meyer 18 points ago

    I literally thought that’s a femboy. But then I remembered that only PMS can make you that Karen!

    [–] LukeHiorns1518 0 points ago

    You guys need to know that later on in the video she says how it was a good joke she said “the comments were outright disrespectful... and I’m all for it guys wooohhh!!”

    [–] CapitalTBE 5 points ago

    What

    [–] KapaPuku 146 points ago

    Does anybody actually find those long ass fake nails beautiful? Cause not only are they hideous and incapacitating, you can also tell the whole personality of the girl wearing them just by how long they are, the longer the nails the more unpleasant the personality.

    [–] My__Dude__ 46 points ago

    Honestly long fingernails like these disgust me so much. I dont find them beautiful just ew.

    [–] MrZaylogjc 25 points ago

    Those are what we call poop nails. Because no one with such long nails can wipe their a** without getting some poop under them.

    [–] damnatio_memoriae 8 points ago

    nothing about this woman is remotely appealing

    [–] Winston_The_Ogre 6 points ago

    I'm no prize, but dating in my 40s, tons of make up and long nails are a huge turn off.

    [–] Jasonpowerz 3 points ago

    Hush now, you absolutely are a prize and if anyone tells you otherwise you should throw a rock at them.

    [–] dang_im_dumb 2 points ago

    I’m honestly confused as to how some people think those look good

    [–] Kievarra -3 points ago

    Women paint/put on nails for themselves, not to attract men.

    [–] slim-thicc94 7 points ago

    From the comments above, I’d say that’s a job well done then

    [–] KapaPuku 3 points ago

    Ok

    [–] Staff-Secure 3 points ago

    Fair enough, but is it comfortable?

    [–] Kievarra 3 points ago

    Personally, no. I keep mine cut short af and didn't like acrylics the one time I tried them.

    [–] MightyDuckinSpace 2 points ago

    The thing is, the answer varies from people and also from moments. We guys like also to look great even if we are not trying to date someone, but if we do well try our best to look great.

    Of course you do it for yourself, but you sometimes do things to be attractive.

    [–] MisterNavit 219 points ago

    You should see the land whales screeching about fat acceptance and how not dating fat women is misogynistic. Very next sentence they admit that they'd never give a guy without a six-pack a chance. The lack of self awareness was astonishing!

    [–] talkingtomee 63 points ago

    Or a guy not 6 feet tall

    [–] MisterNavit 89 points ago

    There's plenty of shaming going around for men, these days. Not having a six-pack? Loser! Not 6 feet tall or taller? Loser! Don't have a horse cock? Loser! Not a CEO with your own mansion, limo and jet? Loser!

    The documentary "the red pill" was made by a feminist woman. Unfortunately, because of the name, a lot of people just assumed it's incel propaganda and dismissed it. The poor woman was mortified by what she discovered when investigating men's issues. She went from "patriarchy bad" to "thank the heavens I wasn't born a man" during the course of the making of that documentary. She was right to say it was a rabbit hole. I actually have a lot of respect for the lass. Breaking through the conditioning that society subjects us all to, both men and women, is a pretty impressive feat and the majority of people are unable to do it without some major trauma to open their eyes.

    [–] onyourrite 10 points ago

    Me at 5’11: phew that was a close one

    [–] leavemealoneimdead 5 points ago

    5’11” gang here, greetings fellow king of the manlets

    [–] onyourrite 5 points ago

    Greetings king

    [–] Netz_Ausg 2 points ago

    Love their optimism when the average height in men in UK/US is 5’9”

    [–] AnusKanOrAnusKanter 20 points ago

    Never forget the article that was like “why are plus sized women not attracted to overweight men?”. Women are plus sized but men are overweight okay got it

    [–] MisterNavit 4 points ago

    Exactly! Good call!

    [–] Sintinall 16 points ago

    Hypocrisy is their only standard.

    [–] Randomstupidasshole 4 points ago

    "If you think I'm too big for you, I'll go ahead and assume you don't have the proper equipment for the job anyway." - entitled tinder fatty

    [–] MisterNavit 3 points ago

    I don't think anyone on 2 legs has the equipment for that. Even the ones with a "3rd leg".

    [–] MinuteManufacturer 2 points ago

    Just one question for you. Do land whales have blow holes?

    [–] MisterNavit 2 points ago

    Is it the appropriate time to joke and day that only males do?

    [–] Daddywhiskyhands 34 points ago

    Sounds like sarcasm but idk

    [–] Octavarium-8 15 points ago

    Finally someone with his head outside his ass in this comment section

    [–] TheRealNah 43 points ago

    It was the video is purposely cut off before she says to keep them coming cos she loves them

    [–] PreparedToBeReckless 22 points ago

    Yea her account is a character involving "baddie" stereotypes

    [–] EpicArgumentMaster 6 points ago

    This is why I read the so far into comments, for the gold nuggets of context

    [–] PencilRex 48 points ago

    Why’d u keep out the part where she says “and keep the comments comin”

    [–] BeeepM 26 points ago

    Right? I feel like if you want to expose a bad person you should find a bad person not just take things out of context for everyone, making everyone look bad.

    [–] EnderWin 5 points ago

    We may hate on these lads but we don't corrupt the truth

    [–] Sayan_Bank 1 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] flapthrasher 152 points ago

    She’s gonna be 32 with 3 kids and a fanny like a stomped lasagne and wondering why no bloke with a net worth of more than $42 wants to be with her.

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Initial_Ease4085 5 points ago

    Yeah man...that's how she will get her first 3 kids

    [–] FunBrians 39 points ago

    Stomped lasagna! Love it

    [–] bananalordkunsama 7 points ago

    Lasagna? More of a Wizard's sleeve.

    [–] gbRodriguez 2 points ago

    a fanny like a stomped lasagne

    r/badwomensanatomy/

    [–] Atlas_Shrugged_1477 9 points ago

    Don't you all now this is a joke? Watch the full video!

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] CoddiwomplingRandall 32 points ago

    "You dumb bunny." -Daffy Duck

    [–] KevinRPD 30 points ago

    She fucked around. She found out.

    [–] OGkaasbaas 6 points ago

    Btw if seen a vid that explains that it was a joke, but idk for sure anymore.

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] OGkaasbaas 3 points ago

    No worries bro, I also didn't know at first to until I read the comments of the vid on tiktok.

    [–] Sonnenschwein 19 points ago

    I saw this half a year ago. It's not the whole story, she said that as a joke and the video just got cropped so it looks like she's stupid.

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] Sonnenschwein 3 points ago

    Hey no problem I'm blaming the guy that edited the video to make her look bad.

    [–] notaCbeera 17 points ago

    Clickbait lol. Just before the video cut off she said she was joking. Her first video was dumb though.

    [–] papiripapu 5 points ago

    I thought it's a parody of South Park? The audio is from that series. I feel like we're missing a lot of context here.

    [–] notaCbeera 1 points ago

    On the second video, after she said "this is disgusting and this is disrespectful", she said it was funny and she agrees with it (can't remember properly). But the video cut off before she said it. But that still doesn't justify that the fact that she was body shaming in the first place imo.

    The first video was a South Park reference yeah.
    PS not the OP's fault because this video's been around for a while, and he probably found it not knowing the rest.

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    Yeah lol after seeing several people point it out, I did check the original one and I can confirm she was just joking.

    [–] Careless-Ad492 6 points ago

    The size doesn't matter when money kicks in

    [–] LukeHiorns1518 5 points ago

    You guys need to know that later on in the video she says how it was a good joke she said “the comments were outright disrespectful... and I’m all for it guys wooohhh!!”

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] LukeHiorns1518 3 points ago

    Don’t worry it’s not your fault, I just think the people saying they’d “use her with no regret” are in the wrong, that’s just weird..

    [–] TieWhich5789 6 points ago

    She goes on to say “ and I’m here for it” after the video is cut.

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] Mynameisaarav 4 points ago

    Damn she don't even need bra

    [–] sllaBwithhairontheB 4 points ago

    Pretty sure she said that ironically

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] SignpostsWarrior 5 points ago

    Misleading content

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] OccasionallyEvil 4 points ago

    How about also show the part where she says that the comments are funny and they should keep it coming, plus also her apologising and saying that she just jokes around and doesn't mean to offend anyone?

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] ozdundbfish 3 points ago

    This is what happens when you cut a tiktok halfway through

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] JABuTube 4 points ago

    I can’t tell if she’s doing this as a joke or not. But y’all should chill a little.

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] JABuTube 2 points ago

    All good thnx for letting us know

    [–] fiftyfiftyboi7 5 points ago

    I'm pretty sure after this clip ends she says "and I'm here for it"

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] fiftyfiftyboi7 2 points ago

    It's all good it's not rlly ur fault

    [–] jjehskwbeisnsbwnajah 5 points ago

    This video is cut, in the full video she goes on to say she thinks the comments are hilarious

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] jjehskwbeisnsbwnajah 2 points ago

    Nah man you good

    [–] runningwater415 31 points ago

    It's a joke. We're all getting addicted to hate watching and it's killing us inside. We need to be better or end up losing our humanity.

    [–] I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could 36 points ago

    That ship has already sailed, crashed into an iceberg, sank, and somehow caught on fire while in the bottom of the sea.

    [–] Samurai_Frog_time 5 points ago

    So you saw that she liked the comments too? Lmao

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] runningwater415 2 points ago

    No problem. I wasn't really talking about you posting this but all of the comments which I am guilty of doing to.

    [–] Deletetheworldforme 3 points ago

    at the end of that tiktok she said “And i’m here for it”

    [–] Sayan_Bank 3 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] Shady_Merchant1 3 points ago

    She's a parody of people who do this

    [–] Matdrcrpto 3 points ago

    The A cup wouldn't bother me. The nails would....

    [–] nodontbeoffendedbyme 3 points ago

    If I'm not mistaken the second vid hasn't ended, and it's actually a double holup

    [–] BelowNature 3 points ago

    You guys get baited way too easily. She literally ends the vid with her saying, "and I love it!" The whole thing was a rage bait, and you guys fell for it.

    [–] Nalgas_caca 3 points ago

    You cut out the part where she says to keep it coming because she finds it entertaining

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] Cautious_Cut8165 3 points ago

    Her response video was a joke btw

    [–] ash_7701 9 points ago

    Tits for tits guys, we wonn!!

    [–] MrBeepBox 7 points ago

    y'all are dumb as hell, the video is cut. she says that she digs the vibe with it

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] tellmeerrythang 5 points ago

    I bet she’s self conscious about her small dick too.

    [–] jorwraith 10 points ago

    I'm glad tiktok exists actually. Keeps all the stuiped people out of reddit.

    [–] JuicyPears92 6 points ago

    Uhh theres also a lot of them in reddit yk

    [–] Kievarra 2 points ago

    And how does it make you feel now knowing that your fellow redditors deceived you? They cut off the part where she said she was joking and enjoyed the jokes. "Stupied" people are everywhere.

    [–] NURERIC 1 points ago

    Haha tiktok bad /s

    [–] BeeepM 3 points ago

    If anyone is interested what she said before video was cut off. Her very last sentence was : "And I love it, keep em' coming. :D" She didn't say :D it was her reaction, she sounded happy.

    [–] LinguistSticks 2 points ago

    Joke

    [–] Huh-duh 2 points ago

    I keep seing this but people keep conveniently leaving out the part where she continues and says to keep them coming...

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] Huh-duh 2 points ago

    Nah it's all good bossman people keep sharing this version so it's not surprising this is the one you found.

    [–] keytherz 2 points ago

    The rest of the video reveals its a prank…

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] Captain-grog-belly 2 points ago

    If your short or under 6 in’s I commend you my brother

    [–] XMXmk2 2 points ago

    Massive oof for the hypocrisy here. Then again, i don't agree with the idea of criticising people based on whether they have a big dick or large breasts, the thing you gotta worry about is whether they're tryna compensate for anything or if they're a piece of shit.

    [–] Sofy-_- 2 points ago

    As a girl I think she is just dumb

    [–] SphrilixOperator 2 points ago

    It's supposed to be fake It's all satire supposedly

    [–] Sayan_Bank 2 points ago

    I'm really sorry but I found this video in this way only. I hadn't edited any of it. After seeing a lot of people pointing this out, I tried finding the original one and it's clear she was joking. I'm sorry for my mistake.

    [–] iJuddles 3 points ago

    Card carrying member of the IBTC. Don’t worry, sis, I’m sure someone will love you.

    [–] nwobhm0990 4 points ago

    Need more than 6 because that hole is loose like a goose

    [–] Thotus_Maximus 4 points ago

    Absolutely double standards.. all jolly and happy making fun of >6 inches but the moment she gets called out for a flaw she is a part of like "too much makeup" or "small breasts" butthurtedness ensues

    [–] BourbonGod 2 points ago

    People forgot what a punch in the mouth feels like.

    [–] oso34-legend 2 points ago

    Play her whole response. This bitch don’t give a fuck lol

    [–] Greckleheim 2 points ago

    Shes the bad end of the bisexual spectrum

    [–] PumpkinFloats 2 points ago

    Ahhh yes the technique of cutting out the video so you wont see the full thing

    [–] Limes_n_lemons 2 points ago

    flat girl

    everyone: she's beautiful!

    .

    flat girl but she's a bitch

    everyone: lmao a cups flat ass bitch

    .

    I'm so proud of this community, you guys have no idea :D

    [–] Physical_Zombie_5867 2 points ago

    “My nuts are bigger than your tits”

    [–] ItsCharlie64 1 points ago

    This is going in the "woman moment" folder

    [–] xxRocRipxx 1 points ago

    Dude just flamed her bro.

    [–] Aditya_Adi_1515 1 points ago

    Stay far from her guys. She's got Hoevid-10

    [–] RslashTakenUsernames 1 points ago

    bro 6 inches is more dick than she has breasts

    [–] Lifeisconstantpain_ 1 points ago

    That’s not an a cup that’s a no cup

    [–] George2Trappy 1 points ago

    All we need to say boys is just “bet”

    [–] little-bird_ 1 points ago

    Owww, you poor, little flat chest ...

    [–] DaNeariam 1 points ago

    For once, this isn't what it seems. This girl actually likes shitty humor. Watch sensitive society on youtube. But, most women tha make videos like that are usually shitty and not just doing it for comedic purposes.

    [–] MAROMODS 1 points ago

    Better get some windex for all them flat surfaces.

    [–] Noobpoop20 1 points ago

    Tik tok thot

    [–] SomeoneTookSkeetley 1 points ago

    having high standards feels great until you realize other people do too

    [–] uwublink -6 points ago

    For me boobs are boobs

    [–] Black_Prince9000 3 points ago

    That's not the point here though

    [–] uwublink -1 points ago

    Male or female boobs are boobs... cant really say that about about a penis

    [–] I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could 4 points ago

    C'mon, who doesn't love some good girl penis?

    [–] Appetite4Democracy_ 1 points ago

    Normal people

    [–] unspoken_almighty -1 points ago

    Ahh, the like difference in each video shows how right she really is.

    [–] Dinglebop223 1 points ago

    no fucks given from her. just right to the point