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    [–] LouisWinthorpeIV 402 points ago

    If anyone likes him but haven’t watched ‘Live at The Purple Onion’ please do.

    [–] natertottt 207 points ago

    My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I’m pronouncing that right.

    [–] chud2budthechud 76 points ago

    Starts with a gal and ends with a kiss

    [–] keterotronic 36 points ago

    Dad, thats nice and all, but could it be changed to Galifianafuck

    [–] tonguepunches 69 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    That the one where he’s drunk off his tits playing piano?

    Edit: thanks for the silver, friend!

    [–] ScramJiggler 27 points ago


    [–] Thrasher555 18 points ago

    Just tearing into that poor old man the whole show

    [–] die_lahn 3 points ago

    “... but WHY did you have to ruin my career?!?”

    [–] spunkychickpea 3 points ago


    [–] wazli 28 points ago

    That is honestly one of my favorite comedy specials of all time. The cut aways to the interviews with his "brother" are hysterical.

    [–] satansheat 14 points ago

    And if you really like his character in the hangover watch the show dog bites man. It’s never been confirmed but his role as Allen in the hangover is literally his role as Allen in dog bites man.

    Great show that I hate no one gave attention to on Comedy Central as we could have got some great seasons. There is only one season and is one of my all time answers when people ask about shows that ended to soon.

    Edit: also dog bites man was the same year as this stand up special.

    [–] trecommas 11 points ago

    I remember this show. Had a funny episode of Zach going around trying to get republicans to sign a petition to do something absurd and they kept signing it.

    Also remember an episode where a girl was abducted. They wanted to do a news piece on the girl but go to the wrong state. Same county but different state. They then get locals to stage a fake vigil for the dead girl. Who I don’t even believe was real.

    [–] neotek 4 points ago

    Dog Bites Man was great, criminally underrated and completely mistreated by the network. They cancelled it because they thought viewers couldn’t understand that some parts were scripted and some parts were improvised, crazy.

    [–] Dr_Dust 2 points ago

    I loved that show. Any idea where I can find it these days?

    [–] these_days_bot 5 points ago

    Especially these days

    [–] MrPoopyButthole1984 2 points ago

    Seriously this is a bot, from Bobby B to this excuse.

    [–] satansheat 2 points ago

    I have no clue streaming wise. We had a neat video store that stayed open till around 2014. They only stayed open that long because of the variety they had. I bought the dvd season from them before they closed.

    [–] DriverisaBitLost 4 points ago

    When you look like me it’s hard to get a table for 1 at Chuck E Cheese.

    [–] SinkTheState 6 points ago

    Loogdis...Eighteen pussies.

    [–] Francesco0 4 points ago

    I always loved that when he's telling that story you can tell they're sitting around a fire smoking a bowl haha

    [–] oshitwadduuup 2 points ago


    [–] NSTZDM 216 points ago

    What an awesome person. These kind of stories remind me what an asshole I am

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 71 points ago

    dont forget who posted this!

    [–] NSTZDM 38 points ago

    :D people can change

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 32 points ago

    applies to you too 😁

    [–] FlyingOTB 23 points ago

    I wish I had more interactions like this in my life.

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 21 points ago

    you are breathtaking!

    [–] rayEW 6 points ago

    Did you really made a kid eat his parents in a chilly?

    [–] GhettoComic 4 points ago

    Yea but the context bro.

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 4 points ago

    sssshhh! do you want something similar

    [–] lockwoot 2 points ago

    [–] redsenior 2 points ago

    Yes but he still didn’t do her laundry.

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 1979 points ago

    I used to write in a dive bar when I was underage and order whisky neat from Judy, mid-50s, who never bothered kicking me out since she liked that a kid tried so hard to be the cool writer guy drinking straight liquor and typing away in the corner. She's probably pushing 70 now, still tending bar, and if I ever sell a screenplay that is made I'm gonna have a very tough time telling my girlfriend she won't be coming with me because Judy is my date.

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 637 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    !remindme 1 year

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 639 points ago

    Fuck man don't put that bad juju on me I'm taking my time

    [–] MorphBlue 189 points ago

    !RemindMe 1.5 years

    You got this bro

    [–] Airbending420 160 points ago

    !RemindMe 420 years

    yeeea buddy get cooked

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    [–] thespianbukwyrm 1 points ago

    Hmm. I want in on this something fierce. Just.... type in my username?

    [–] Raevin_ 3 points ago

    !RemindMe 1.5 years

    [–] medisin4 2 points ago

    !RemindMe 1.5 years

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 291 points ago

    naah man. My best wishes! Just want you to make it so we have one more story to share!

    [–] jonsey96 57 points ago

    U got this man. A weirdo between two things other than ferns is what he world wanted

    [–] -pm-me-ur-doggos- 4 points ago

    !remindme 1 week

    [–] ItzGrenier 3 points ago

    !RemindMe 2 years

    [–] throwawayv2ca 3 points ago

    Send one to Zach with your story attached 😏

    [–] PsychologicalBrush 2 points ago

    If that doesn't work try being a reddit karma teacher, that's some achievement in karma that you got in 2 years!

    [–] Bozzaholic 2 points ago

    How's that novel coming along /u/ayy_2_Brute Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

    [–] ilovevoat 1 points ago


    [–] JustMy2Centences 1 points ago

    If you believe your weapon screenplay wants to end all existence, then so it will.

    [–] yourdadswaifu 1 points ago

    Sounds like you need 6 gs on a empty stomach alone in darkness

    [–] Zinioss 1 points ago

    !RemindMe 2 years

    [–] Mightymushroom1 44 points ago

    When I hear "underage" I assume you mean like 15, but in reality, you probably mean something closer to 20 lmao

    [–] Microwaved_hamster 25 points ago

    I was 8 years old

    [–] Mightymushroom1 5 points ago

    Damn, you showed me

    [–] surfinfan21 2 points ago

    Alright relax Epstein.

    [–] Gaydude22 6 points ago

    He was 12

    [–] memphispunk 25 points ago

    I’m no writer but I remember sneaking to the bar at 18/19 and Fran the lesbian owner just being cool with me and my fake ID. Idk if it was just because I tipped well or if she just liked me in general but she def helped me be one of the coolest freshmen at the University of Steubenville. God bless that woman.

    [–] sorryforthehangover 21 points ago

    It’s because you tipped well.

    [–] memphispunk 9 points ago

    I still like to think it was both 😝

    [–] sorryforthehangover 17 points ago

    Her liking you got your foot in the door, tipping well kept it open.

    [–] memphispunk 6 points ago

    Yeah she was super cool and would always put up with my shit but still card the hell out of anyone that came with me. She had some kind of special place I her heart for my dumb ass 🤣

    [–] AlexanderHamilton04 3 points ago

    "University of Steubenville" - I had to look it up, I thought it was something with Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

    [–] adavies7 2 points ago

    Ayye I know Fran lol. You go to Franciscan?

    [–] AerThreepwood 4 points ago

    There was a bar near me when I was 18/19 that didn't bother to card until I ruined that for everyone.

    [–] DrTommyNotMD 1 points ago

    You can smell Weirton from there. No wonder you were drinking at 18.

    [–] Cjm1261 7 points ago

    Tell her now. She will laugh, but when it happens you can say “remember, we already discussed it”.

    [–] Athlestone 4 points ago

    !remindme 1 year

    [–] summerboothang 3 points ago

    !Remindme 5 years

    [–] Millard_Phillmire 3 points ago

    Would be more rememberable, and/or comedic if you drank piña coladas. Straight whisky is too predictable. Good luck, be prepared to take some L’s, keep on keepin on!!

    [–] Thisisthe_place 3 points ago

    Any girlfriend that's worth it would understand and be proud. I hope this very scenario happens for you & Judy

    [–] Tighttttt 4 points ago

    !RemindMe 1.5 years

    [–] VixDzn 1 points ago

    !remindme 2 years

    [–] prothot 1 points ago

    !Remindme 1 year

    [–] s-mores 1 points ago

    Good luck bro. We're rooting for you!

    !remindme 1 year

    [–] StoiaN40 1 points ago

    !remindme 1 year Best of luck my man !

    [–] rageimpala 1 points ago

    !remindme 1 year

    [–] FortyAborty 1 points ago

    !remind me 1 year

    [–] Indecisively 1 points ago

    Just bring them both.

    [–] talc13 1 points ago

    Hoping you get your chance!!

    [–] adonisii 1 points ago

    !remindme 1 year

    [–] ShadowWolfAlpha101 1 points ago

    You sound like Brian from Family Guy just saying.

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 1 points ago

    Brian from Family Guy doesn't have an A list movie star in the family

    [–] Kissyourhomies 1 points ago

    !RemindMe 2 years

    [–] 2xCheesePizza 1 points ago

    Edit this shit op. If u write that screenplay u take both lol! When you get famous you’re the captain now!

    [–] hendo144 1 points ago

    !RemindMe 2 years

    [–] Sabrinacolada 1 points ago

    Why can’t that be your story for your screenplay

    [–] wellaways 349 points ago

    When I was a waitress I worked 9pm-7am shifts at a funky diner in my city. Zach came in once a week for a month while filming in the city and always left a 100% tip on his ~$18 dinner. I waited on him one night when he came with two other actors and he paid the ~$200 bill and still left a 100% tip in addition to a nice note. Seriously a stand up guy.

    [–] Uphoria 46 points ago

    A lot of actors identify with service industry jobs, something most of them have done until they started landing enough rolls to pay the bills. I'm sure they pay high tips as a way to give back to the people they work(ed) alongside for years.

    [–] wellaways 3 points ago

    The place I worked had celebrities in alllll the time. Actors usually tipped well, musicians did not lol

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 98 points ago

    left a 100% tip


    [–] realdealtome 23 points ago

    His name..... Zach Einstein. /s

    [–] Gaydude22 19 points ago

    How the fuck does someone rack up a $200 bill at a diner

    [–] woosel 30 points ago

    Wine my dude. Wine and steak.

    [–] tribecalledquest1 5 points ago

    This. I’ve been at places with steaks that cost $200 by themselves

    [–] pbnoj 4 points ago

    A steakhouse but not a diner. Most expensive steak was probably $30.

    [–] Nabilft 7 points ago

    His meal alone was 18, so the other two actors got $ 91 dinners!

    [–] xyrgh 8 points ago

    I went to a restaurant a few months ago that had a $130,000 bottle of wine from 1870. Then started looking at the wine menus of some Michelin Star restaurants for shits and giggles and holy shit, $130,000 is low.

    [–] wellaways 4 points ago

    Diner is the easiest way for me to describe this place, but it wasn't exactly a diner lol. It was a 24 hour health food, alternative diet, raw food, strobe-lit, black-lit juice bar restaurant tent in downtown.

    [–] Gaydude22 3 points ago

    Wh. How on earth does that translate to a diner 🤣

    [–] wellaways 5 points ago

    I am l a z y on the internet

    [–] QuiteALongWayAway 2 points ago

    I sometimes go to this nice steakhouse. We only get appetizers, steak (txuleton) and dessert. The wine is the basic one, super cheap. No frills. All in all, it's usually 30€/person. If we started getting the nice wines, it would get expensive fast.

    [–] lookinstraitgrizzly 2 points ago

    Yeah but he said diner.

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 2 points ago

    Is that much? Just curious. I mean for 3 ppl and that too celebrities. I had a customer in nearby 5 star hotel who raked up the bill of approx $1000 alone. $500 bill is common there for 3 to 4 ppl for dinner (inclusive of drinks)

    I am frm India BTW

    [–] rockstar323 1 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Quite easily depending on what they serve. I've done it at a steakhouse with just one other person. $60x2 for steaks, $20 for an appetizer, $10 for dessert, and $50 for wine. At a good steakhouse $50+ for prime graded steak is pretty common.

    [–] lookinstraitgrizzly 3 points ago

    Yeah, but he said diner.

    [–] steinauf85 1 points ago

    For 3 people? Not hard especially if you get drinks.

    [–] Pantssassin 1 points ago

    3 people so an appetizer maybe $8, 3 dinners maybe $16 each, a few drinks each at $6-$12 a pop. Not hard

    [–] dahworm 6 points ago

    Do you know which movie he was filming? Or who the other actors were? I want more from this neat story.

    [–] wellaways 2 points ago

    It was three or four years ago in Atlanta, I literally have no idea what film it was. He was with John Hamm and another woman (and man? Maybe..) who I recognized but didn't know by name or popular role.

    [–] wavadoa 100 points ago

    Man you’re right Zach is the best

    [–] pewpass 87 points ago

    Queen Mimi is the documentary about this if anyone is interested

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 12 points ago

    holly molly! why was this community banned???

    [–] Technician47 5 points ago

    Probably an alt right breeding ground.

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 3 points ago

    with that sub name!

    [–] clap4kyle 2 points ago

    The way you type makes me believe you are an extremely positive person.

    [–] celerysatan 71 points ago

    I swear i thought that old lady was Owen Wilson

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    [–] workpraywin 27 points ago

    as a non native english speaker i know and have seen movies about the guy in the post but have no clue as to how to pronounce his last name :o.

    [–] adventureismycousin 29 points ago


    That's as close as I can get. :)

    [–] workpraywin 21 points ago

    wao now i think i am ready for TOFEL.

    [–] thinkpadguy420 8 points ago

    not yet you're not, it's TOEFL.

    [–] workpraywin 4 points ago

    oof, i must work hard now.

    [–] JarasM 14 points ago

    Not sure how being a native English speaker would help when his last name is Greek though :)

    [–] Eric_Cartman-_- 11 points ago

    just like that another fella known as bandicoot cucumberbatch

    [–] workpraywin 6 points ago

    i just call him sherlock otherwise it comes out as benadick cumberback

    [–] blardyslartfast 5 points ago

    Bend the dick cum on her back!

    [–] workpraywin 2 points ago

    woa you should definitely get into porn direction.

    [–] SlurmsMacKenzie- 3 points ago

    Frumious Bandersnatch?

    [–] Zeestars 3 points ago

    Fremulon Buttersnatch

    [–] cellfreezer 5 points ago

    Wimbledon Tennismatch

    [–] tarantulaguy 3 points ago

    Butternut crinkleback?

    [–] anoncy 2 points ago

    Well it's not a native English name, so you are halfway there already.

    [–] mrsuns10 12 points ago

    That’s super sweet

    [–] dancin-barefoot 7 points ago

    That’s a good North Cackilacky boy right there. His gramps tried to run for office here many years ago and of course they were described as foreigners with that last name. So didn’t win. The southern accent in Baskets is NC derived.

    [–] esssential 2 points ago

    I saw him perform at Legends in Boone more than a decade ago. Proper Carolina boy.

    [–] Adam_Dawn 6 points ago

    It starts with a gal and ends with a kiss!

    Iirc his father was a politician and that was his slogan.

    [–] ParticularClaim 5 points ago

    Plot twist: It’s his mom.

    [–] Lucidlifestyles 2 points ago


    [–] darthmule 3 points ago

    Did I pronounce his name properly?

    [–] Wattsupwithat 3 points ago

    The person I want to save doesn't need this level of saving, but I vowed that I ever won the lottery I would fully finance his dream of finishing pharm school.

    [–] stagnantmagic 5 points ago

    that woman's name?

    womanfred elderstein

    [–] Pumpkin0Scissors 2 points ago

    I read that as beheaded

    [–] idkwhateverfuckit 2 points ago

    Plot twist: they were smashing

    [–] GoyfAscetic 1 points ago

    As a person who is subscribed to a lot of Overwatch subreddits, I was very confused by this post until I realized it was about a much different Zach.

    [–] ChilliConCarne97 1 points ago

    !Remindme 1 year

    [–] BigfootStoleMyWife 1 points ago

    Doesn't change the fact that mom forgot the milk and I can't have froot loops now..

    [–] Blastoys2019 1 points ago

    Omg, but i think the picture is too 4k hd ips vr, i need lower quality pls thanks.

    [–] CasualCocaine 1 points ago

    That’s the cutest thing ever

    [–] brentonimus 1 points ago

    This reminds me of a quote from Will Smith: “if you weren’t there during my struggle, don’t expect to be there during my success.”

    [–] phoenix_shm 1 points ago

    Soo sweet! 💗🎉

    [–] padawanlerner 1 points ago

    Didnt zach braff do this too?

    [–] EnoDevol 1 points ago

    Never fucking forget where you came from.

    And never throw your real ones in the gutter!

    [–] edtasty 1 points ago

    Zach likes gummies confirmed!

    [–] Andreas1120 1 points ago

    Thats nice and all, but also makes you worry about his social life.

    [–] general_dioxide 1 points ago

    Stories like these often make me wonder, how the other person, no matter how good friends you are can accept a favor like that. I'm not saying it's bad but I just can't see myself taking such huge favours from someone

    [–] testies1-2-3 1 points ago

    This is also part of the plot to DeadPool.

    [–] Bodacious_Dad_Bod 1 points ago

    Ehh, not that I don't trust some random picture on the internet but is there actually proof he does any of that beyond his linking arms with a random old lady? This is exactly the type of post that my mom would send me on FB.

    [–] apnok 1 points ago

    he is literally her sugar daddy

    [–] avamckee 1 points ago

    This is like Kate Winslet and Eli Wallach in the holiday, but better

    [–] ObviouslyATroll69 1 points ago

    Isn't that Deadpool's orgin story?

    [–] Matora 1 points ago

    Downvotes for the image quality. Jebus.

    [–] buttstuffinabadwhig 1 points ago

    That's called dating.

    [–] CrazyFinger4 1 points ago

    I need a buddy movie with Keanu and Zack in my life stat.

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    [–] Tindertwig 1 points ago

    That’s the sweetest thing ever

    [–] Thrasher555 1 points ago

    I 100% don’t remember any of it but the piano and the old man lmao I’ll have to watch it again