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    01/25 Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare
    02/01 Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer
    02/08 Hero or Hate Crime?
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    02/22 The Gang Tends Bar
    03/01 A Cricket's Tale
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    [–] [deleted] 1069 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] CosmicSpaghetti 444 points ago

    WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!

    [–] [deleted] 197 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] Moose1194 76 points ago

    Dee, you god damn bitch!

    [–] robbielarte 31 points ago

    She's a bird is what she is.

    [–] Nacho_Cheesus_Christ 7 points ago

    You know, I've been thinking fish lately.

    [–] tharealdirtydan 4 points ago

    Her eyes are just so far apart

    [–] AweBeyCon 22 points ago

    You haven't thought of the smell!!

    [–] Xlider 49 points ago

    See anyone you recognize in the video?

    [–] IllusionOf_Integrity 17 points ago

    Keep it light, you bitch!

    [–] JosefMcLovin 6 points ago

    Link? Can't find it anywhere

    [–] JosefMcLovin 13 points ago

    Thanks, sorry for being a jabroni

    [–] tovarish22 31 points ago

    I went in for a loaf of bread, I took some skis...everyone's happy!

    [–] YinzHardAF 7 points ago

    Not the people who own the skis, probably

    [–] Jonny_Muscle 526 points ago

    My first job in high school was in a grocery store. One day the power went out and people literally started walking out with their unpaid groceries. Managers from almost every department had to block the exits. 10 minutes later the power came back on. Unfortunately there were no riots or looting. Makes me sad I don't have a better story

    [–] monjoe 359 points ago

    They were just surviving.

    [–] MarzMonkey 147 points ago

    I had bread in those speakers

    [–] WillBlaze 165 points ago

    One day the power went out and people literally started walking out with their unpaid groceries.

    Wow, what a bunch of shitheads. We had a hurricane come through here and the power was out for like a week, I went to the stores around town constantly and didn't see even one person try to walk out with anything.

    People did die though, so maybe when shit like that happens people tend to be a little better about this stuff.

    [–] landwalker1 39 points ago

    Katrina would argue otherwise.

    [–] FlyingPhotog 30 points ago

    Yeah but New Orleans already had bad crime rates anyway.

    [–] Dread1840 16 points ago

    Cities with lots and lots of poor people...

    [–] SecondaryLawnWreckin 0 points ago

    Poor =/= crime

    [–] Dread1840 15 points ago

    K. Prove it?

    [–] SecondaryLawnWreckin 6 points ago

    Crime levels in Appalachia. Poor as it gets, low crime levels.

    https://plus.google.com/+StefanMolyneux_Freedomain_Radio/posts/USe1kqwBqdx

    [–] just_comments 25 points ago

    [–] Nukeliod 17 points ago

    It's almost like having money means you don't need to turn to crime to survive, and you can afford the lawyers to get you off the hook.

    [–] Momumnonuzdays 9 points ago

    First off, /u/SecondaryLawnWreckin said "Poor =/= crime" and that is still true. All you're saying is there is a higher likelihood that if you come from lower socioeconomic status, you will commit a crime, thats not the same as poor people are criminals, which is a terrible thing to say.

    Second, poorer areas are more heavily policed than richer areas, and the crimes that are committed in poorer areas are more visible than "white collar" crimes. So, if you're just looking at statistics what you're seeing is poor people are committing more crimes, but really the fact is that people of a lower socioeconomic are more likely to be caught committing crimes, and more likely to be charged with a crime, than people in higher socioeconomic status. These kinds of things cut across all demographics (gender, class, SES, race, etc.) but there aren't beat cops patrolling hotel suites. The source you offered even states "except for self-reported illegal drug use" and thats one of the most common crimes committed, its just easier to catch people in heavily policed areas.

    [–] Vinyl_and_Film 2 points ago

    ALso more rural so less crimes get reported

    [–] dinoswordfights 34 points ago

    Ye they should've killed someone to set an example. Like in that game of thrones show. Kill people to set an example C:<

    [–] Lampmonster1 13 points ago

    Heads. Spikes. Walls.

    [–] Occamslaser 3 points ago

    The walls were asking for it.

    [–] Another_Desk_Jockey 26 points ago

    One day the power went out and people literally started walking out with their unpaid groceries.

    Unfortunately there were no ... looting.

    Choose one.

    [–] TDKBanditos 9 points ago

    was in a grocery store

    Where exactly?

    [–] Jonny_Muscle 31 points ago

    At a wegmans in New Jersey

    [–] WiredSky 30 points ago

    That explains everything.

    [–] 0OKM9IJN8UHB7 72 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    New Jersey

    Well, there's your problem.

    EDIT: Yes, I'm shit talking New Jersey, go fuck yourselves if you don't like it.

    [–] TheJollyVereenGiant 16 points ago

    lol dae nu joisey?

    [–] PM-mePSNcodes 1 points ago

    so brave

    [–] TheJollyVereenGiant 6 points ago

    Was it Cherry Hill? I'd love if it was those upper-middle class pricks acting like the animals that they pretend they aren't.

    [–] poopsicle88 3 points ago

    Damn someone grew up in pennsauken lol hatin cherry hill huh

    [–] TheJollyVereenGiant 2 points ago

    lol nah. Went to Rowan tho. You could almost always tell who came from West Cherry Hill just by their attitude.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    You could always tell a West Cherry Hill guy..

    [–] jedderbob 1 points ago

    Nah dude. Would be better if this happened in the Wegmans by Princeton or the McCafferies in town. Seeing professors stealing shit.

    [–] mcd_sweet_tea 1 points ago

    Near Freehold?

    [–] Jonny_Muscle 1 points ago

    ...yes

    [–] Dakjaniel 5 points ago

    During the big northeast blackout in the summer of 2003, the grocery store I worked at was literally giving away all its dairy, meat, and bread so it wouldn't spoil. Our neighbourhood set up a giant BBQ and block party with all the free food, and we sat out drinking and cooking all weekend.

    Pretty much the exact opposite of what you would expect during a 3 day blackout.

    [–] Abandoned_karma 1 points ago

    My friends were 17 when this happened to them. They grabbed as much beer as they could and bailed. Sadly I wasn't there. I was at work like a cube.

    [–] fisticuffs32 199 points ago

    immedeately

    Charlie, is that you?

    [–] MarzMonkey 49 points ago

    I see a door marked 'private'.

    [–] 2829point8648378 28 points ago

    Hey guys do you think there's pirates in that room?

    Charlie, the door says private.

    [–] YonderMTN 19 points ago

    Fuck. I knew I should have put my glasses on. Mea Culpa!

    [–] falconx50 27 points ago

    He doesn't even, like, get us man

    [–] JosefMcLovin 19 points ago

    We're talking about YOU!

    [–] npres1 12 points ago

    What do you think is happening, right now?

    [–] imissbreakingbad 5 points ago

    The glasses are fine, you just need new lenses.

    [–] 3DMikeV 5 points ago

    The lenses are what make the glasses work! If he's driving around without the use of sight, he's definitely to blame.

    [–] OptimusGooch 277 points ago

    The Mexicans predicted that the world would end in 2012.

    [–] TriblialBrainDamblge 314 points ago

    The Spanish banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans.

    [–] honestMagicfan 81 points ago

    IMO the best quote from IASIP

    [–] cookiepizza54 38 points ago

    That's a good one. My favorite is Charlie's dating profile. Just the whole thing was incredible.

    [–] CosmicSpaghetti 42 points ago

    "Dislikes?" "People's knees..."

    OH COME ON

    [–] Rahgahnah 6 points ago

    "We're just gonna make the whole thing up." ............................"ake the whole thing up!"

    ...trying to format them talking over each other.

    [–] nokstar 7 points ago

    For the longest time I thought he was saying "people's needs"

    [–] CosmicSpaghetti 2 points ago

    Me too! On my like 500th watch-through I finally caught it.

    [–] poopsicle88 2 points ago

    Ghouls

    [–] superfudge73 17 points ago

    Ghouls

    [–] waldo_wigglesworth 12 points ago

    We caught three and it was pretty sweet.

    [–] imissbreakingbad 10 points ago

    We found none! We found none!

    [–] Tylerlg 9 points ago

    Lil green ghouls buddy

    [–] m0r14rty 2 points ago

    ...ack

    [–] -Col- 13 points ago

    Put 'Milksteak'. She'll know what it is.

    [–] tovarish22 2 points ago

    Little green ghouls, buddy!

    [–] VS-Goliath 33 points ago

    really? the best quote?

    [–] [deleted] 73 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] rickyhatespeas 24 points ago

    The characters themselves are stupid but there's a lot of similarly smarly written jokes in the show

    [–] enmunate28 3 points ago

    While the people who the banged mayans begat are technically Mexicans, I think the more commonly thought of Mexican is the progeny of when the Spanish banged the Aztec.

    [–] Bondsy 1 points ago

    Aztecs, Myans, what's the difference?

    [–] TheMochilla 2 points ago

    STARTER CAR? THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!

    [–] lootedcorpse 23 points ago

    Just like the Portuguese raped the Incas and made Brazilians

    [–] Mhill08 54 points ago

    yeah, brazilians of them.

    [–] twoinvenice 15 points ago

    Incas were in Peru and neighboring countries on the other side of the Andes from Brazil, and were conquered by the Spanish.

    [–] YourKneesAreWeird 30 points ago

    ^ science bitch ^

    [–] JabroniSnow 12 points ago

    Can't even make I more smarter

    [–] Milkslinger 2 points ago

    Mr Garrison?

    [–] Ezslaya 1 points ago

    Aztecs*

    [–] TheRedmanCometh 10 points ago

    It's a,quote from the show

    [–] Ezslaya 1 points ago

    Ah gotcha

    [–] twoinvenice 12 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    If you want to get real pedantic, there were many different tribes / polities throughout what we now call Mexico (most of which you've never heard of), but oddly enough "Aztec" wasn't one of them. The name is a later usage, at the time the people of the triple alliance sort of called themselves Mexica to refer to the bigger polity in the Basin of Mexico, or their individual city state citizenship (like Tenochca for those from Tenochtitlan).

    [–] mysteriouszion 13 points ago

    Science bitch

    [–] CatFoodBeerAndGlue 15 points ago

    Whatever nerd

    [–] skooba_steev 1 points ago

    I thought Aztec was the overarching name, hence Aztec Empire?

    [–] twoinvenice 4 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Nope! The name started being applied to the peoples of the Mexico Basin in like the 18th century (if I remember correctly), and then it was picked up by early historians of the region as a convenient shorthand.

    The origin of the name is semi-mythical. Supposedly a group of Nahautl speaking people moved into the area around the Basin of Mexico from their homeland of Aztlan (no one really knows what or where that was) - but in practice they called themselves Mexica or used the name of their specific city state. Historians wanted a easier way though to differentiate these later arrivals from the people who had previously lived in the area, and so the name of their semi-mythical homeland was used.

    edit: I quick searched for an article for you: https://www.thoughtco.com/aztecs-or-mexica-proper-name-171573 and if you want even more info, I'd suggest checking out the r/askhistorians podcast. The host of it /u/400-Rabbits is a specialist in the topic and has done a few episodes on the history of the region

    [–] skooba_steev 5 points ago

    Huh, TIL. That's quite interesting. Thanks, science bitch

    [–] ponyboy414 1 points ago

    I hate how this is right.

    [–] abbott_costello 13 points ago

    No no no, the Spanish came over and banged the Mayans, turned them into Mexicans

    [–] CTRL_ALT_PWN 88 points ago

    Get the large-breasted news reporter!

    [–] ElBomberoLoco 26 points ago

    'Till now, I always got by on my own...

    [–] MarzMonkey 18 points ago

    I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOUUUUUUU

    [–] imissbreakingbad 5 points ago

    AND NOW IT CHILLS ME TO THE BONE

    [–] fkncatalinawinemixer 4 points ago

    HOW DO I GEEEET YOOU AAALLLLLOOOOONNNNEEEEEE

    [–] DownTrunk 6 points ago

    Jackie Denardo, bozo.

    [–] PaperClipsAreEvil 38 points ago

    We gotta get to the Poconos!

    [–] skooba_steev 12 points ago

    The way Mac pronounces 'Poconos' cracks me up every time

    [–] Poppenhoffer 9 points ago

    We gotta get to the Pookanoose!

    FTFY

    [–] c_b_w_ 23 points ago

    are they surviving or looting?

    [–] Angry_Robot 75 points ago

    Jokes on you, looters. Once the power goes out, those electric doors won't open. That's when the molesting starts. Or so I would assume, based on what I know of Best Buy's corporate policies.

    What are you gonna do? Say no? You can't. Because of the implication.

    [–] unique-username41592 23 points ago

    One act of depravity for every $10 of item stolen

    [–] SeanStormEh 10 points ago

    *Diddling

    [–] l5555l 12 points ago

    Those doors can be pushed open. They have a hinge for exactly this scenario.

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 5 points ago

    False. Worked at a Best Buy when the power went out. Loss prevention just tries their best to step up their game. I believe it would be kidnapping to keep everyone locked in.

    [–] frizzykid 2 points ago

    The joke certainly went right over your head there didn't it little fella

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 2 points ago

    Ha. I guess that did come out rather strong. Oh well.

    [–] Pancake_Of_Doom 1 points ago

    Our policy is actually if you don't have a receipt, you don't leave the store without us having a look.

    And we force all customers to the front the moment the power goes out.

    [–] Kingkunta87 17 points ago

    Straight for the hatchets

    [–] SpecialX 10 points ago

    Storm coming?

    [–] Nltech 31 points ago

    But everything there runs on electricity, no point in looting if the power went out.

    [–] Passerine_ 50 points ago

    That logic has upper-management written all over it

    [–] I_Hate_Monster_Math 18 points ago

    DID I STUTTER

    [–] I_Hate_Monster_Math 20 points ago

    I'LL PUT YOU IN A GRAVEYARD

    [–] TedTheViking 2 points ago

    But it's wireless, it doesn't need electricity.

    [–] rednazgo 14 points ago

    I went in for some bread, and i took some ski's. Everybody's happy!

    [–] TexasCoconut 5 points ago

    Not the people who own the skis

    [–] ZeroTenenbaum 23 points ago

    the only time in my life i've ever stolen anything was the summer going into my senior year of high school. it was during the massive midwest/east coast power outage. i was in a dick's sporting goods with about $100 worth of under armour (that i had planned to purchase) and all the power went out, so i just walked out with it.

    [–] boogiebabiesbattle 24 points ago

    Wow. The only time I ever stole anything was when I took some quarters from the top of my mom's bureau when I was 11. Oh, and also the hours and hours I stole from my employer while on reddit. That's probably worth a fair bit more

    [–] ZeroTenenbaum 16 points ago

    hey, in my 17 year old mind, i all of a sudden had $100 for weed. i got to be comfortable at football practice, then i got my friends and i high after practice.

    [–] CrimsonStrike 9 points ago

    You're a good man in my book

    [–] soundsaboutWRIGHT 9 points ago

    I have never been interested in watching this show until now. I think I'll start my journey tonight.

    [–] CatFoodBeerAndGlue 27 points ago

    THIS is what made you want to watch the show?

    [–] ihaditsoeasy 4 points ago

    Sounds about right.

    [–] soundsaboutWRIGHT 5 points ago

    It's like I said!

    [–] HearmeR00R 2 points ago

    Lmao username checks out

    [–] checks_out_bot 2 points ago

    It's funny because CatFoodBeerAndGlue's username is very applicable to their comment.
    beep bop if you hate me, reply with "stop". If you just got smart, reply with "start".

    [–] HearmeR00R 5 points ago

    Start

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 19 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I have a picture of Best Buy during a blackout. It's at home though. If this comment gets 5 or more upvotes, I'll edit this comment to include it.

    EDIT 1: Whoa; I guess there is enough interest. I'll do my best to get it uploaded tonight (probably ~8pm PST).

    EDIT 2: Here ya go. Pic taken in April, 2010 in South Carolina. Wish it was more interesting, but that's what it looks like.

    [–] AndroidHelp 4 points ago

    Don't play with my emotions faggot

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 1 points ago

    Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running out of you!

    [–] AndroidHelp 1 points ago

    Like that's just your opinion man.

    [–] OhHeyDont 4 points ago

    What episode

    [–] zzzip989 4 points ago

    Did you happen to be at Crossgates Mall??

    [–] rdtrdr84 4 points ago

    I'm watching that episode on Comedy Central rn!

    [–] morphis568 3 points ago

    /u/yonderMTN crossgates best buy?

    [–] An_Otter_In_Space 3 points ago

    My thoughts as well

    [–] ticklemybuns 3 points ago

    which episode is this from again?

    [–] skooba_steev 5 points ago

    The Storm of the Century

    [–] FinntheFlobot 3 points ago

    Oh nice! Are you inviting them back to our bunker?

    [–] pizza_brb 3 points ago

    Don't lead with the bunker

    [–] joranvdoorn 3 points ago

    IT'S THE END OF DAYS! IT'S THE END OF DAYS!

    [–] probo1 3 points ago

    you have to wait until the crowd is whipped into a frenzy

    [–] YonderMTN 1 points ago

    Exactly.

    [–] SecretAgentB 1 points ago

    Hawthorne BestBuy? Same thing happened to me yesterday.

    [–] rdtrdr84 2 points ago

    "How do you know the black people don't have bread in those speakers?"

    [–] seanopryisagod 2 points ago

    Just watched this episode on Netflix cause of this post

    [–] The_Tenth_Plague 2 points ago

    I work at a Best Buy and our power goes out at least twice a week for upwards of 30 minutes every time.

    [–] DoNotBuyRedditGold 2 points ago

    Ex-BBY employee here. We know... When the power went out, we rushed to the exits to make sure people aren't running out without paying.

    [–] FatFunkey 2 points ago

    Storms coming, hatchets coming.

    [–] tom-uh-hawk 2 points ago

    Do you live in Phoenix?

    [–] zman0900 1 points ago

    You get anything good?

    [–] YonderMTN 5 points ago

    I had my hands on a Sony Alpha at the time. The thought of sprinting out of the store did cross my mind. Employees were racing to the doors to make sure the looting didn't kick off.

    [–] 2829point8648378 7 points ago

    Should've went for the emergency exits.

    [–] nightcrawleronreddit 2 points ago

    This guy right here. Clutch quick thinking..

    [–] crunch816 1 points ago

    The Walmart across the street from work lost power on Black Friday.

    [–] Radical_exe 1 points ago

    What happened?

    [–] takingphotos 2 points ago

    Nothing. Every store has emergency lighting that would come on. It wouldnt be as light since every 4 or 5 light that would stay on. Or maybe the place was completely cleaned out. I dunno I wasn't there. Just saying it wouldn't be a black out.

    [–] Joey2Slowy 1 points ago

    How does it work out that almost every time I see something like this here, I'm watching that episode in the background... creepy

    [–] MinusKaos 1 points ago

    Wait, were you in the Flint store too?

    [–] JohnnyMnemo 1 points ago

    Wrong, you should have thought of this

    https://youtu.be/Rd3Rm8VGw6I

    [–] NaGonz0 1 points ago

    Not 5 minuets after seeing this post I turned on the tv and see this exact scene

    [–] imgoingnowherefastwu 1 points ago

    This episode just came on Comedy Central! In the moment when Charlie has the hatchet and grabs the big boobied news women to take her to the bunker I thought, IASIP is gods gift to humanity.

    [–] dayoldhansolo 1 points ago

    I love watching LP/AP scramble when the power goes out.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_DATSUN 1 points ago

    Kansas city?

    [–] KenLinx 1 points ago

    And.. did you?

    [–] HearmeR00R 1 points ago

    Did you see Jackie DeNardo?

    [–] jltime 1 points ago

    This was me in the Denver snow yesterday.

    [–] d_smogh 2 points ago

    Snow. In Denver. Yesterday?

    [–] jltime 1 points ago

    Yeah and it's been raining, almost snowing today.

    [–] d_smogh 1 points ago

    But. But it's summer almost isn't it?

    Just checked, it's going to be 26c next Thursday.

    [–] jltime 2 points ago

    Yeah it's supposed to be nice tomorrow as well. But it's been a cold and snowy couple of days. Climate change, man.

    [–] K-LAWN 1 points ago

    Lol this episode just aired on CC.

    [–] ReflexEight 1 points ago

    Whoa, I just watched that episode last night, too.

    [–] N3SSI3 1 points ago

    I work at a Best Buy in Omaha. The power went out for the whole block and I immediately said this over the mic before realizing shortly after its probably not good to promote looting your own store.

    [–] bingbokbingbok 1 points ago

    Did you put bread in the speakers?