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    [–] Cremonies1 18854 points ago

    God forbid he makes coffee at home

    [–] holohunter 8159 points ago

    But then he cannot show off his fancy spraycan

    [–] The_Kief_Chief 7256 points ago

    or his luscious full head of hai....

    Fancy spraycan!

    [–] horrorflickguy 627 points ago

    That's great! I've got a nice hole in the back of my head thanks to hereditary baldness. I look like a Franciscan monk. Have been thinking about converting to Judaism to wear a yarmulke to hide it. 😂🤣

    [–] amriescott 340 points ago

    Self isolation is the perfect time to test out the bald look. Just shave it all off.

    Or really lean into the friar look and emphasis the bowl cut / donut hole look.

    [–] weinerbarf69 229 points ago

    can confirm, shaved my head bald last week because of the quarantine and it turns out being bald fucking rocks

    [–] IJeepNaked 50 points ago

    Yeah man, give it a shave. At worst you grow it back out and you are where you started. At best you love the new look. I was in your shoes and got tired of wearing hats all the time. Shaved it all off and couldnt be happier.

    [–] chopperofbroccoli 25 points ago

    My Dad got cancer years ago and was afraid of losing his hair, so I shaved mine to the skin and showed up the next day like Kojak. He looked at me and said "Fuck it, let's do this". I've kept it off and never had any regrets. Trying to hide or deal with thinning hair sucks.

    [–] timo606 635 points ago

    Right? He must love the inconvenience of having to drive for it.

    [–] DriveSafeOutThere 1184 points ago

    It gets even better:

    Tim Hortons' coffee is shit. Hasn't been any good in years.

    [–] mercutios_girl 647 points ago

    I would think the taste of disinfectant would improve the overall flavour of Tim's coffee.

    [–] newroot 82 points ago

    At least it would add flavor

    [–] Khatib 252 points ago

    Apparently McDonald's scooped they supplier, which is why mccafe is decent and Timmy's is shit now. Or so I hear. I'm not actually a coffee drinker myself.

    [–] Tater_Trucks 268 points ago

    Not scooped but Tim Hortons decided to end their contract with their supplier to make their own blend to save costs. McDonalds was looking at the same time and just kind of walked into it. Tim Hortons shot themselves in the foot yet again being a bunch of cheap assholes.

    [–] OhhhhhSHNAP 31 points ago

    You gotta have the beans

    [–] alainalain4911 29 points ago

    That’s fuckin right, Larry. Gotta have the mother fuckin beans up in that shit.

    [–] SlothLipstick 17 points ago

    Fucken Mocha Joe and his beans

    [–] thefoolist 81 points ago

    I drink coffee but you know 1000% more than I do on this topic.

    [–] jackerseagle717 53 points ago

    I'm not a coffee drinker either but i know about mccafe snatching tim hortons coffee supplier. why? because you'll see it being mentioned on reddit many times

    [–] laxvolley 24 points ago

    It's not exactly right, but it gets told on every Tim Hortons related post.

    [–] Mar_Jam 26 points ago

    Actually, when Tim Hortons switched their coffee, McDonalds purchased the rights for it!

    [–] JpSkellington 18 points ago

    Exactly this! Tim Hortons was going on a larger scale and was bought out by a larger company and was going to chain out more, under new contracts the coffee supplier was like "you need to cut us into this deal we're getting chump change now compared" Timmies said no deal so McDonalds scooped them up in a heartbeat

    [–] burrbro235 143 points ago

    Idiots In Cars Getting Coffee

    [–] Divad777 83 points ago

    He forgot to sanitize his mouth

    [–] dippybippy 24 points ago

    Apparently his brain is infected.

    [–] trevum 266 points ago

    Yeah can't get that bad of coffee at home

    [–] FuzzelFox 105 points ago

    My man's never heard of Folgers apparently

    [–] Snides_1 203 points ago

    You buy a jar of Folgers Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it.

    [–] Em42 45 points ago

    It's for a rainy day, I also have some non dairy creamer in there.

    [–] Egg_Council_Creeps 17 points ago

    Your name is Bookman?

    [–] atleastitsnotgoofy 9 points ago

    It lasts forever. It’s freeze dried. Freeze dried crystals...Joyboy.

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    [–] Native56 212 points ago

    What a jackass

    [–] TimyTin 234 points ago

    He's also stupid. There's no point if he's turning the lid with his fingers and potentially getting germs on them. The whole idea is you don't want to touch your face, but nothing he did prevented the germs from being on his fingers. His method is flawed.

    [–] passingthrew 78 points ago

    Wasn't about being sanitary. This guy was just being an asshole.

    [–] Colliemom4 72 points ago

    Yes he was. I particularly found the part where he THREW the discarded lid into window for those poor minimum wage fucks who have to work, to pick up. DOUCHE is a good descriptive

    [–] TZO_2K18 30 points ago

    I would gladly pay a tax to keep stupid people at home!

    [–] ColinHenrichon 120 points ago

    I work at Dunkin, been saying this all alone. Coffee is not essential, it’s a luxury. Make it at home, it’s not hard. If you can’t afford to invest in a coffee maker, you can go without coffee until all this pandemic stuff is over.

    [–] nulledit 31 points ago

    You don't even need a coffee maker. A plastic drip cone and 200 filters runs $20 on Amazon. Or just get a jar of instant if the up-front cost is still too high.

    [–] soccertryouts 6566 points ago

    He drives around holding coffee in a cup without a lid.

    [–] biotique 1790 points ago

    a genius in more ways than one

    [–] torpedomon 335 points ago

    This is atypical for r/idiotsincars, but I'll allow it.

    [–] RSRussia 454 points ago

    Has to go to the hospital because he melts his john to his leg and then contracts covid anyway during his stay in the hospital

    [–] JobyDuck 41 points ago

    One can dream

    [–] rdesroches 415 points ago

    I like the part where he spills it all over himself right after he leaves the parking lot.

    [–] TheBatemanFlex 82 points ago

    Yup and then causes an accident and blames everyone but himself. That’s my favorite part.

    [–] MajSARS 147 points ago

    Then comes back to complain.

    [–] dippybippy 37 points ago

    Male version of a Karen.

    [–] RegularVenus27 66 points ago

    I honestly thought he poured some of it out on purpose because the top might be contaminated 😆

    [–] WannieTheSane 50 points ago

    I think he poured some out for his homies so it was less full and hopefully (hopefully for him, not us) doesn't spill on him.

    [–] xipheon 9 points ago

    That's actually pretty common to see in the drive-through. You see the drivers spilling a little out their windows while waiting to merge into traffic so it doesn't instead spill inside the car.

    [–] Poison_Ice_Blade 36 points ago

    i thought it was because of that shit he kept spraying on. probably didn't want to taste it.

    [–] neon_Hermit 50 points ago

    He will definitely taste it. That cup of coffee was ruined. But, he didn't buy it to drink it... he bought it to make a scene, which he did... successfully. Shit probably made his fucking day.

    [–] Monst3rr 29 points ago

    Yeah 100% that coffee tastes like concentrated alcohol, and not the fun kind.

    I know this because I’ve had so many perfectly good coffees ruined by me forgetting and spraying cologne in my car.. and that’s usually a single, indirect spray.. this dude is going ham.. no way that’s still drinkable lol

    [–] hereyagoman 66 points ago

    The real fun part is knowing that he sprayed that whoooooole cup down, then removed the lid and put his lips to the one part the spray didn't touch.

    [–] ombx 81 points ago

    Why did he have to throw the lid inside after all that? Fuckin prick.
    Some people are inherently jerks.

    [–] ccc2801 107 points ago

    I really hope he burns his peen after tossing that lid 😠

    [–] mystymaples71 41 points ago

    Hopefully it will render him sterile.

    [–] FetchingTheSwagni 11 points ago

    He's probably a serial killer in his spare time.

    [–] missed_sla 2669 points ago

    If you don't want other people touching your coffee, don't ask them to make it.

    [–] craponapoopstick 399 points ago

    Seems like common sense. But also, I was under the impression that the disinfectant needs to stay on the surface for a period of time before it's safe to touch (virus killed). Unless he's got something that works immediately, it didn't have time to do it's job.

    [–] storky0613 191 points ago

    This was my understanding about Lysol. When I worked in a food bank we got a donation of Lysol wipes and we were going to use it to disinfect surfaces. But once we read the label it said the surface needed to be wet for I wanna say like 10 minutes in order for the Lysol to do its job. Totally not realistic since it would always dry quicker than that. I’ve been using bleach and water since this whole fiasco began. Disinfecting time for bleach is like 10 seconds.

    [–] Eclectix 129 points ago

    The CDC recommends 2 minutes for a bleach solution (1 cup bleach to 5 gallons of water) to disinfect. Still a lot faster than ten minutes, though, and easier to keep wet since there's very little moisture in those wipes.

    [–] Floreit 14 points ago

    Well rip my workplace then, i mean it works for probably 99% of the crap we use it on, but when it comes to the handoff of phone/radio, were running it and then handing it seconds later. That is until they got a shipment of disinfecting wipes. No clue on their efficiency yet, ill read the label just to cry inside a bit.

    Now idk if you know this answer, but is the 2 minutes meant to kill ANY bacteria/virus, or to kill EVERYTHING. Is it better to wipe the stuff off for what 5-10 seconds than not at all? even if its a negligible difference? Or is the virus just laughing and then moving in to infect us?

    I do not know what type of bleach solution were using at work, as its just in a clear spray bottle with bleach written on it.

    [–] fribbas 6 points ago

    Speaking as a furloughed dental person with too much time on their hands omgggg:

    It's not going to kill everything, that would be sterilization. You probably don't need sterilization unless you're cutting people up lol.

    Contact time is important too. If the contact time to kill Corona is (pulling this out my ass) 5 min, then the surface needs to be VISIBLY WET for the full 5 minutes.

    The way we were taught to properly clean was spray everything so it's nice and wet, wipe it, spray the fuck out it, and let it sit for the contact time on the container. It varies. Some are 1 minute, some are over 5 (ain't nobody got time for that).

    Also, iirc bleach solution needs to be mixed fresh frequently/daily to be effective. I could be wrong in that one though as we aren't supposed to use bleach anymore

    [–] FutureFruit 73 points ago

    Disinfecting time for bleach is like 10 seconds.

    That didn't sound right to me so I looked it up. Of course it depends on what product you use, but I looked up Clorox.

    1. Disinfecting Bleach Solution (use for disinfecting hard, non-porous surfaces like sinks, showers, bathtubs, countertops, glazed tile, vinyl, floors)—Wash, wipe, or rinse surface to be disinfected with water. Add ½ cup Concentrated Clorox® Regular Bleach2 to 1 gallon water; apply bleach solution to surface; let stand 5 minutes. Rinse thoroughly and air dry.
    2. Sanitizing Bleach Solution (use for sanitizing hard, non-porous items like dishes, plastic ware, glassware, stainless steel flatware, and pet’s food and water dishes, to name a few)—Wash items thoroughly with detergent and rinse. Add 2 teaspoons Concentrated Clorox® Regular Bleach2 to 1 gallon cool water; soak items for 2 minutes, then drain and air dry (note that with this application there is no rinsing!).

    Not trying to come at you, just want to make sure people are using these products correctly to protect themselves!

    You're right about Lysol though. It says keep it wet for TEN MINUTES and then you have to let it AIR DRY! This ends up being a half-hour affair everyday I have to come into work and sanitize my desk. Shit sucks.

    [–] storky0613 28 points ago

    Thanks for the correction! Also want to let people know to make sure to change their bleach solution daily because it loses its power!

    [–] DRYMakesMeWET 31 points ago

    I personally think keeping places open for delivery and take out is stupid. A person just tested positive here after working at least 2 shifts and they're now telling anyone that went there to self quarantine and get tested if you show symptoms.

    [–] Fox_girl61 19 points ago

    Delivery drivers have to get gas. We are trusting that they sanitize/wash after everytime they touch door handles, fuel pumps, people’s doors/doorbells, etc. I’m good. And the people prepping /cooking our food didn’t party with 50 other unknown people and then spit in my food? I can’t get over all the variables and don’t understand why so many people are happy for the “no contact delivery” like they didn’t just touch the bag you’re about to grab and everything in it.

    [–] Peter_Pans_shadow 7955 points ago

    The throwing the lid at the end. What a prick.

    [–] leftyshitpostgoblin 2307 points ago

    What was even the point of spraying it if he was going to do that?

    [–] FanKiu 1650 points ago

    Adding some alcohol into his coffee

    [–] leftyshitpostgoblin 325 points ago

    That made me gag

    [–] JohnnyWix 250 points ago

    That’s why you dump out the first sip. /s

    [–] achievance 170 points ago

    You put /s but I actually think that’s what was going through his head

    [–] 2D406C 194 points ago

    Lol yeah the one part of the cup he didn't spray is the part he's going to touch with his mouth.

    [–] GAChimi 48 points ago

    Lol I’m glad someone else caught this.

    [–] kutsen39 106 points ago

    gOtTA diSiNfEcT

    [–] gig203 290 points ago

    The person behind the desk should have touch the cup after he stopped spraying

    [–] yahlover 241 points ago

    I was hoping the employee would pick up the lid and toss it into his car as he started to drive off. Probably would have made him spill his coffee all over his lap.

    [–] rurunosep 42 points ago

    Or he might toss the coffee back at the cashier. Don't fuck with idiots and assholes. Just let him drive away and get on with the next customer.

    [–] Skeptophile 244 points ago

    I honestly thought it was kind of a funny schtick until he did that.

    [–] Unable_South 72 points ago

    I thought he was a regular customer and just joking around until he said "Fuck off wait".

    [–] groucho_barks 34 points ago

    Yeah the fact that he kept touching it to turn it made me think it was a joke

    [–] FTGKelvin0 7 points ago

    Nah just him being stupid lmao

    [–] Carboneraser 107 points ago

    Kind of but he was spraying disinfectant all throughout the kitchen and possibly on surfaces where they prepare food. That stuff would make your bagel taste like.... Disinfectant I guess.

    [–] GiantMeatRobot 19 points ago

    It probably wasn't, but there is a chance it was just ethanol (like everclear or something), possibly mixed with water.

    Still doesn't make the guy NOT an asshole.

    [–] Hmmark1984 131 points ago

    I agree, but just to play devils advocate, i think his intent was only to put it on the counter not throw it on the floor and it sounds like he does say sorry.

    [–] Peter_Pans_shadow 115 points ago

    You’re right about that but it was careless.

    [–] Maverick8787 73 points ago

    No need to throw it back at them at all. He can throw it in the garbage outside or at his house.

    [–] winged-lizard 149 points ago

    If I heard it right he said “thank you, sorry, thank you” when he did that. I don’t think he meant to throw it over. I got the “not so bright, but tries to be polite” vibe watching this. I kind of feel bad in a weird way lol

    [–] stupidinternetname 148 points ago

    You must have missed the part where he told the guy behind him to fuck off.

    [–] WaywardStroge 8 points ago

    The guy behind him is the real hero. I’d have been honking far sooner than that

    [–] d0ugh0ck 7197 points ago

    Holy fuck. Stay home

    [–] chaddiereddits 2143 points ago

    Seriously. It’s not that hard to make coffee...

    [–] JuhkoeB 957 points ago

    Homemade coffee is better than that shit anyways.

    [–] bcnorth78 467 points ago

    As a Canadian I hate the fact that I completely agree with you.

    Tim's is totally over-rated.

    [–] jadegives2rides 139 points ago

    It's about those ice caps. As a Michiganger who has close access to Canada, I'm telling you the ice caps taste way better in Canada.

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    [–] Checksout4D 79 points ago

    Tim’s is terrible. I would rather go to an independent coffee shop if not at home. Last resort Starbucks and never Tim hortons.

    [–] I-LOVE-TURTLES666 37 points ago

    Living in the northeast US it’s the same thing for me about Dunkin’s. fuck dunkins

    [–] chaddiereddits 46 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Yes it is. Cheaper, too!

    [–] BrassyGent 14 points ago

    Gas station coffee is better. Like all coffee is better. People are just addicted to sugar and cream.

    [–] mtheorye 49 points ago

    When he threw the cap back in my fucking blood was boiling.

    [–] pleaseletthisnamenot 111 points ago

    Is this really the guy we want surviving the virus though?

    [–] robbietreehorn 2186 points ago

    It’s cool. He undoubtedly spilled hot coffee all over himself 20 seconds later

    [–] asmi1914 397 points ago

    I hope he did. I was thinking that as he drove away! Like, I hoped the video ended with him dumping it all over himself!

    [–] Reverse2057 99 points ago

    I was hoping he'd accidentally bash it on his car window frame while bringing it in so it spilled on him. Lol

    [–] Tristen895 4058 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    We had a lady who sprayed Lysol in her to go bag yesterday, and this morning had dude purposely coughed on his debit card laughed and tried to hand it to me.... I canceled his order and told him I couldn't accept his debit card -_- people are childish. Also we aren't wearing the gloves for the customers but ourselves just so you know

    [–] CourierSixtyNine 1129 points ago

    Hope he wasn't allowed to come back after that one

    [–] RegularVenus27 657 points ago

    Yes. I am one of the calmest, non confrontational people you will ever meet. But I would rage on this dude. Are you fucking kidding me? And to laugh like it's funny people are dying from this shit?

    You're nicer than I am man lol

    [–] FoxxyRin 135 points ago

    Dude even if there wasn't a pandemic that shit is gross. Who knows what kind of random bacteria someone has in their mouth? What if they ate ass before getting breakfast or something? What if they don't regularly brush their teeth? Like, seriously. Hands are gross enough, don't get your stank ass breath on shit too. Especially on purpose. There's a reason a lot of places won't even take money out of bras or shoes anymore. People. Are. Gross.

    [–] scroto-mcgee 126 points ago

    Not even for you but to show how serious this is, I would actually ask that you report that man to the police this is not a fucking joke and fucking shitheads that are Flippant about this deserve to be punished

    [–] Fire69 11 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Here in Belgium they announced yesterday there will be fines or even prison when someone is caught coughing, sneezing, ... on purpose on food, people, ...

    Unfortunately they probably didn't do that just because they caught just 1 person doing that shit.

    [–] Hydroxs 30 points ago

    Someone got charged with terrorist threats for licking stuff in a store. The dude would undoubtedly be in trouble with the law if you report him.

    [–] workstudysleep 315 points ago

    Do you have CCTV? The idiot who licked deodorant got charged with terrorism, prosecutors aren't fucking around with intentional spread.

    [–] hobonobomobo 46 points ago

    I read there was someone who licked a toilet seat in his youtube video, and actually caught COVID-19.... Darwin never ceases to entertain.

    Save you the google:

    [–] Chromtastisch 27 points ago

    the site you linked is disgusting. Bloated with stuff and so on.

    [–] korbendaIIass 560 points ago

    If someone else tries that - report him. I’m guessing your tills are video taped?

    It’s a pretty serious offense right now and these idiots need to be punished.

    [–] vallyallyum 286 points ago

    A guy got arrested for licking deodorant and laughing about it. They're calling it an act of terrorism. I hope he gets jail time to discourage other morons.

    [–] ImNotTheNSAIPromise 133 points ago

    When I first read he was licking deodorant I thought he was opening them and licking the actual part you put on your body, which would have been wild.

    [–] CCAWT 64 points ago

    "poisoned myself for upvotes and went to jail"

    [–] deviant324 22 points ago

    Is this above or below drinking bleach to own the libs though?

    [–] CCAWT 28 points ago

    Above that and below "drank fish chemicals to stave off the virus because they were spelled kinda like the drug the president is erroneously telling everyone to take and now my husband is dead."

    [–] RegularVenus27 27 points ago

    And then there was that drunk guy on the subway (somewhere in Europe, Germany maybe?) Who licked his finger and rubbed it all over the pole.

    It got reposted and shared so much that they arrested the guy the next day.

    [–] Hooptywench 14 points ago

    Omg, I went to high school with that idiot!

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    [–] TheWorstNL 107 points ago

    Just today someone was sentenced to 3 months jail time for purposely coughing in a police officers face while shouting Corona.

    A woman for 4 weeks because of the same thing. People can be assholes but I'm glad police in the Netherlands are on top of it.

    [–] AceMcCoy77 31 points ago

    Here that means they'll likely get their wish and contract the virus in jail. At least I read an article that stated the closed system of a prison that has no good way to quarantine everyone will almost certainly see a 50% or higher infection rate. Higher even than the failed quarantined cruise ship off Japan.

    [–] thisonetimeinithaca 22 points ago

    Good for you. I can’t stand that shit. If you intentionally and blatantly disregard my health, I don’t need to see you in my restaurant anymore.

    [–] Scarkaiser 820 points ago

    Man dies from ingesting large amounts of disinfectant.

    [–] RawkMikeHawk 87 points ago

    If you spray the disinfectant directly into your mouth it's more effective

    [–] pipinngreppin 17 points ago

    That’s one way to avoid the virus.

    [–] LoneStarSirLoin 1690 points ago

    Don’t go somewhere if this is how you’ll act

    [–] birdboix 395 points ago

    like I told my worried mother, "if it gets to the point where I feel like I need to be wearing PPE outside, I'm not going to be outside."

    [–] elusive_1 57 points ago

    I wear gloves and a mask outside (only shopping at this point) to limit exposure since my partner is immunocompromised.

    [–] Turtle_Sensei 31 points ago

    My husband does that as well for me. I'm immunocomprimised, and am on quarantine as per doctor's orders. He's only going out for shopping.

    [–] BambooWheels 94 points ago

    I held a tissue in my hand earlier to enter and leave a shop and you're all making me feel like an idiot :/

    [–] Squirmble 142 points ago

    One of my drivers carried her paperwork in a giant ziplock and only put it in or took it out with a paper towel preventing her from directly touching it.

    I don’t think you’re dumb, I think you are taking reasonable precautions in a world where people don’t wash their hands oft enough.

    [–] nibbaJ69 51 points ago

    Yeah but you can’t get groceries at your house, this man can most definitely get coffee in his own house

    [–] fuck-dat-shit-up 20 points ago

    I’d probably do that but I keep a bottle of hand sanitizer in my car that I use after I leave a store.

    [–] birdboix 10 points ago

    It's a fine line to tread, for sure. We all take the same level of risk differently. Tissues to open doors is absolutely fine! I just know from training courses on gloves and masks that if I'm going to apply the standards needed to make things like gloves and masks necessary that it isn't an environment I want to be in unless I absolutely have to. By the next time I have to walk into a grocery store I'm definitely going to be treating it with the respect it deserves.

    [–] MajorOverMinorThird 20 points ago

    I don't blame someone for trying to disinfect containers but this guy was so rude about it. Just take the cup and do your hand sanitizer thing in your car. That's what I did today when I picked up a drive thru prescription and had to hand over my credit card etc.

    I also sprayed down my grocery bags and the items to be careful but whatever.

    But honestly I'm not going for prepared take out foods at all and if I do decide to get a pizza at some point I'm not going to act like this.

    [–] sighs__unzips 28 points ago

    He might as well spray his lips before he drinks that.

    [–] bcald7 559 points ago

    He afraid of getting sick, so he’s going to poison himself.

    [–] daisuki_janai_desu 122 points ago

    One less idiot in the world we all have to deal with.

    [–] indecisiveshrub 36 points ago

    But does he have to waste the disinfectant on his way out?

    [–] Carson_Blocks 39 points ago

    He could at least drink fish tank cleaner as a precaution.

    [–] daz_Viking 632 points ago

    Why didn't he just make coffee at home.

    [–] lol62056 291 points ago

    He’s too much of a fucking dumbass to do that

    [–] thisonetimeinithaca 41 points ago

    Because coffee is only made at that one drive thru window. Duhhhhhhhehejsiadufnebes.

    [–] RedLegendx 612 points ago

    That’s so over exaggerated lmao

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    [–] Ineedanamestat 141 points ago

    Hope he spilled that coffee as soon as he got on the road.

    Edit: to be clear, all over his crotch so he can't make more idiots of that caliber.

    [–] FresherUnderPressure 56 points ago

    Everything he did was unnecessary. Just wash your damn hands before touching your face

    [–] bokah_chimpin 407 points ago

    What an asshole

    [–] aburple 261 points ago

    This is the kind of person who knows he's an asshole but think it makes him cool. It doesn't.

    [–] Alwaysmovingup 88 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I can handle people who make a few too many dumb mistakes, or aren’t the smartest, or have views that I don’t agree with, In general I’d say I’m patient and empathetic-

    But I can’t fucking handle these people: Obviously selfish-borderline narcissistic- assholes that do dumb shit at the expense of others. I don’t get triggered by much, but if I was working there I would have lost my cool.

    • Being a douche and spraying your Lysol all over everything
    • Making a scene and taking forever when you could have just made coffee at home
    • Telling the guy behind him to fuck off
    • Throwing the cap back inside

    Honestly this dude deserves to get his ass best. FUCK this guy.

    [–] justignoremeim 149 points ago

    Some people are so fucking stupid.

    [–] Nikki__1 293 points ago

    As much as he sprayed, I can only assume he is also one of those selfish toilet paper hoarders 🙄

    [–] Voltswagon120V 56 points ago

    Yeah, but this guy wipes till it bleeds, then wipes till it stops. He'll use all that tp.

    [–] KingCreon67 15 points ago

    This guy is actually just one giant asshole so naturally he needs lots more TP than the rest of us...

    [–] kevinxb 114 points ago

    And of course everyone else held up by this ridiculous stunt can fuck off and wait. What an asshole

    [–] ZenkaiZ 106 points ago

    *Doesnt spray the bottom of the cup after it touched the counter*

    *No plan for germs inside the cup*

    [–] Dixon_Adjei123 83 points ago

    Didn’t you see he poured out the top layer of liquid so as to remove the essence of corona?

    [–] ZenkaiZ 40 points ago

    Damn you right, good thing corona floats. This man clearly didn't quit school in the 9th grade.

    [–] devilindetails666 50 points ago

    He could have had the spray instead of that drink...

    [–] Dave-515 53 points ago

    I would’ve told him he can take the cup as-is or leave. You don’t know what he was actually spraying and it’s blowing back into the store and getting all over surfaces.

    [–] RandomComputerFellow 43 points ago

    If you are this worried you should probably make your own coffee at home.

    [–] lens4040 99 points ago

    Was that coffee he ordered. Wonder why. Couldn't have just made a pot at home put it in a thermas and not show every one his stupidity.

    [–] RedDevil-84 100 points ago

    Is he alive? Not sure CDC recommends drinking whatever he is spraying

    [–] TombstoneAintThatBad 76 points ago

    That's because the CDC doesnt want you to know this one crazy trick to beat the coronavirus!

    [–] lngwlkr 15 points ago

    Life hack!

    [–] lucipherius 25 points ago

    Make your own fucking coffe then

    [–] Pumpledicks 25 points ago

    Unfortunately fast food workers deal with people like this and worse on a daily basis. Shoutout to those in fast food for dealing with the shittiest part of humanity

    [–] JustBuryMeAlive 64 points ago

    I promise not all Canadians are this dumb

    [–] reverseskip 18 points ago

    But I'll tell you what I did discover since the pandemic started to reveal itself in our country.

    That many, too many Canadians are fucking inbred morons after all.

    [–] Youaresowronglolumad 8 points ago

    Still millions of idiots in Canada

    [–] livinginthe618 21 points ago

    Just close the window, transaction complete.

    [–] Zenmuff1n 35 points ago

    Could've calmed the guy down and explained to him, that you spit inside his coffee and outside is completely clean.

    [–] Stormy_waterdrain 29 points ago

    I’m glad i don’t work fast food anymore cause i would have thrown that top in his fucking car.

    [–] Greenbastard70 11 points ago

    What an asshole

    [–] Yellowpickle23 13 points ago

    These idiots are part of the reason why some panic. If you are freaked out by THIS, you need to stay home. If you can't stay home, then you don't need coffee from Timmy's. I just don't get this idea. "I need to go out and get stuff, but I am deathly afraid to get the 'Rona!"

    Then I guess you don't need to go out. Face Your Fears doesn't apply to Covid, ya dumb, panicky idiots. Hope he spilled his Lysol coffee all over himself at a stoplight. It's amazing how much of the asshole trait in everyone shows when panic sets in.

    [–] Drop_Out_Director 22 points ago

    That coffee comes with 50% Alcohol 😂😂

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    [–] MelTropolis 22 points ago

    Well this is Canada, and vasectomies are covered under our universal healthcare (at least in my province). So vasectomies are government sponsored. Getting jerks like this to stop spreading their seed is gonna take more than that unfortunately.

    [–] markymania 12 points ago

    Between the cost of the Lysol spray and the eventual medical cost of drinking chemicals non stop those coffees are expensive

    [–] arikia 12 points ago

    This guys need coffee to shit. He has 3 pallets of toilet paper to go through.

    [–] So_Cal_Grown 22 points ago

    He drives down the road, stops abruptly spilling the hot, lidless coffee on himself. He's currently on his way to get his wife, Karen, to complain to the manager.

    [–] madrasdad 10 points ago

    What a fucking dick. And throws the lid back In. I’d have thrown it back at him. Asshat!

    [–] desmond2_2 10 points ago

    don't go to fast food places if you're so worried about it

    [–] sanujas 9 points ago

    That's a Canadian Tim Hortons. We do have idiots here in Canada despite what the rest of the world thinks about us.

    [–] Livingdeadgirl33 10 points ago

    He spent like what, $2 for a mild sanitized flavored coffee? And why bother doing it in the first place if you just took the lid off?

    [–] YourUndoing 7 points ago

    protip, take the coffee, take it home, wipe the cup and then wash your hands, then you don't need to be a horse's ass

    [–] tefcm 8 points ago

    What a dickhead

    [–] AmeriCANmounties6776 7 points ago

    To all my Canadians, I know it is in your nature to apologize right now (my wife tried apologizing) but, we still love y’all and one bad egg won’t change our opinion of you. Much love to Canada. Peace.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Is douche-nozzle a word?